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  • @mottemoth
    @mottemoth 5 років тому +5879

    * brings dead body into councilors office *
    Councilor: *don't misbehave*

    • @BlackCat-ll7ew
      @BlackCat-ll7ew 4 роки тому +40

      You legit copied this

    • @htxnonaa
      @htxnonaa 4 роки тому +21

      Obvi

    • @wendydubeau3568
      @wendydubeau3568 4 роки тому +19

      Jezze........ I LEGIT CHOKED ON MAH BACON XD omg that’s funny xD

    • @ShonaDudley
      @ShonaDudley 4 роки тому +21

      @@BlackCat-ll7ew not copied but simpler

    • @Akuma_Homura
      @Akuma_Homura 4 роки тому +25

      @@BlackCat-ll7ew so?

  • @kurapikaisnowdrowning9184
    @kurapikaisnowdrowning9184 5 років тому +1162

    Midori: *screams*
    Teachers:
    Yan chan: *giggles*
    Teachers: *THE FU WAS THAT*

    • @cheeseyyy644
      @cheeseyyy644 4 роки тому +9

      Kanato Sakamaki almost thought you said tofu at the fu was that Xd

    • @moirelanoir7926
      @moirelanoir7926 4 роки тому +4

      Kanato!!!!! Where are your brothers?

    • @shilo1775
      @shilo1775 4 роки тому +3

      @@moirelanoir7926 ...

    • @4n5h327
      @4n5h327 4 роки тому +1

      @@moirelanoir7926 bruh

    • @christelleradyn8973
      @christelleradyn8973 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @ChronicallyOn
    @ChronicallyOn 6 років тому +454

    I've deciphered the Spider Demon Girl
    We are one: There was only 1 kind of Empty Husk that used to represent the club leaders before they were added
    We are Many: There were many Husks around the school just like how there were many clubs and leaders
    We are everywhere: Clubs, Club members and Club leaders are everywhere in and out of the school
    We are nowhere: When all of the club leaders were finished and added, All husks were removed and replaced by the real club leaders
    We will return: This makes me and other commentors think think that they will return and maybe they'll me the mysterious obstacle that Osana has.
    You're that dude, I hope this aids you well
    Like if you think this correct, And please don't copy this like holy Shitu don't

    • @sonianaisser4218
      @sonianaisser4218 6 років тому +11

      she said WILL,and this character only looks like them,i think she wants Revenge,as the Club Leaders basically KILLED the Husks.

    • @heyitsspooky6904
      @heyitsspooky6904 6 років тому

      Those are the exact explanations I was thinking!!

    • @irissmith7785
      @irissmith7785 6 років тому

      Eddie Taylor I was thinking the same thing

    • @gianna8780
      @gianna8780 6 років тому

      RazFratt lies

    • @heyitsspooky6904
      @heyitsspooky6904 6 років тому

      and how would you know? It seems kinda obvious to me, of course there will be more than one person to think the same thing

  • @akiwailam4299
    @akiwailam4299 4 роки тому +1346

    Remember, it's a blessing to have delinquents in school.
    Teacher: Why are you eating now? It ain't lunch time
    Me: *blame delinquents*
    Teacher: where's ur homework?
    Me: *blame delinquents*
    If u fail, * blame delinquents*
    If ur sick, *blame delinquents*

  • @parker6216
    @parker6216 5 років тому +583

    “We are one, I am done” 7:55
    -Kubz Scouts

  • @ryxn_8765
    @ryxn_8765 4 роки тому +1951

    * love how the Art Club pick up line is just a quote from Titanic.*

  • @r1tuals901
    @r1tuals901 5 років тому +1429

    Spider Girl: "We are one."
    Jay: "I Am DOne!."
    Me:*DyING*

  • @itsren6395
    @itsren6395 4 роки тому +323

    With the get-away-with-murder-by-going-to-the-guidance-counselor-one, What happens if you spend the rest of the day there? If you never leave the room that is, what would happen?

    • @quintongareau-hames7903
      @quintongareau-hames7903 4 роки тому +30

      Time freezes.

    • @sleepy9883
      @sleepy9883 4 роки тому +26

      1. Time freeze but if you could then the police would arrest you becuase of the blood and wepon

    • @veeplushie
      @veeplushie 11 місяців тому +1

      @@sleepy9883 couldnt you just incinerate weapon and clothes then show the teacher the body?

  • @Is_Angel
    @Is_Angel 6 років тому +244

    The spider girl is all the placeholder club leaders, because all the clubs are now fully implimented so they are nowhere

  • @fedoraborealis5791
    @fedoraborealis5791 6 років тому +2033

    science club flirting: "we have good chemistry"
    im sorry

  • @Sogudu
    @Sogudu 6 років тому +2070

    Hey Jay, did you know you could actually have the delinquents expelled if you blame them too much?
    1. Blame them for carrying a weapon
    2. Blame them for being covered in blood
    3. Blame them for laughing
    4. Blame them for low sanity
    5. Blame them for taking panty shots
    6. Blame them for not being in your own specific class
    EDIT: I think you also have to fail at stealing the answer sheet right in front of the teachers in the lounge and blame the delinquents for that as well.
    Please like so Jay can see this!

    • @xuonivVi
      @xuonivVi 6 років тому +19

      210 likes, no replies. What is happening.

    • @taizgerthetiger3204
      @taizgerthetiger3204 6 років тому +7

      @@xuonivVi lmao well let's start the reply chain lol

    • @wormbo880
      @wormbo880 6 років тому +16

      Wait how could you blame them for not being in your specific class? What would you have to do to achieve that??

    • @mike309game
      @mike309game 6 років тому +15

      how can you blame the delinquents for taking panty shots

    • @aidanlam9739
      @aidanlam9739 6 років тому +7

      wait what how can u blame delinquents for being in the wrong class

  • @h.debney
    @h.debney 4 роки тому +366

    Jay making a gardening joke: “you be the gardener. I’ll be your hoe”
    Me: *laughing really really hard*
    My mum: “what. The hell is wrong with you?!”

    • @sapphirebeach8232
      @sapphirebeach8232 4 роки тому +13

      “gEt aWay fRom mE” (This is a joke)

    • @lily1998
      @lily1998 4 роки тому +8

      @@sapphirebeach8232 n...no...wait....

    • @stupid2563
      @stupid2563 3 роки тому +1

      @@lily1998 lolllllll

    • @reireiyey
      @reireiyey 3 роки тому +1

      @@lily1998 *snaps* If I cAn’t hAvE yOu. nO oNe cAn. *do it, do it, do it, do it do it* x_x

    • @jasminnavarettebaranggan1386
      @jasminnavarettebaranggan1386 3 роки тому +2

      me to hahaa

  • @heyyheyy5243
    @heyyheyy5243 5 років тому +3138

    How about this pun for the science club: The chemistry between you and me are never negative.

    • @jjc.2102
      @jjc.2102 4 роки тому +36

      never-

    • @heyyheyy5243
      @heyyheyy5243 4 роки тому +19

      derpyboi ......

    • @jjc.2102
      @jjc.2102 4 роки тому +19

      @@heyyheyy5243 I mean, that's the council's words

    • @ticotaco1324
      @ticotaco1324 4 роки тому +19

      Jay already said that.

    • @ticotaco1324
      @ticotaco1324 4 роки тому +17

      @Roblox Virgo wow you have a gacha life as profile pic you're so good.

  • @amoeba7875
    @amoeba7875 5 років тому +2647

    *"we are one"*
    *"i aM DoNe"*

  • @jazmine246
    @jazmine246 5 років тому +746

    2:12
    *the start of jay’s puns*

  • @justsomeordinaryguy2573
    @justsomeordinaryguy2573 4 роки тому +1950

    The Counselor Is Scared Of Delinquents,
    "Delinquophobia"

  • @luccalara3015
    @luccalara3015 6 років тому +558

    Jay,there is a way that you can make the counselor like you,because there is a kiss voice line in Genka's file,and I think that if you max your seductiveness and popularity she will fall for that yandere

  • @Kai-no1hq
    @Kai-no1hq 6 років тому +495

    *You know what would be cool? If you've been on this channel long enough, That dude did a alphabet killer challenge on August 29, 2016. Imagine him doing it now, but with last names. And without the demon near the tree. Would it be possible though?*

    • @thischannelisdead5077
      @thischannelisdead5077 6 років тому +10

      iNSanitY depends on your stealth level i tried but i got my ass pinned ;-;

    • @LyokoGang
      @LyokoGang 6 років тому +2

      Omg yes an updated version has to happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @OneEyedGonn
      @OneEyedGonn 6 років тому +1

      I feel approved I’ve been on this channel since February 2015. Okay I probably shouldn’t be approved... But yeah I remember when he did that challenge.

    • @lysybear98
      @lysybear98 6 років тому +1

      Especially now that there's new students and more obstacles (student council and delinquents)

    • @duckgirl9917
      @duckgirl9917 6 років тому

      That was awsome That Dude should totally do that again

  • @daddywumbo1676
    @daddywumbo1676 6 років тому +263

    Maybe raising you psychology stat could help you with flirting/threatening/excusing/lying?

    • @juisi2607
      @juisi2607 6 років тому +4

      That's actually a good idea!

    • @jimmilton6644
      @jimmilton6644 6 років тому +4

      That might work.

    • @odi9145
      @odi9145 6 років тому +3

      I hope it does especially for the lying. Really? A car hit an animal?

    • @child_of_the_moon5029
      @child_of_the_moon5029 5 років тому

      multistanning queen
      Yep.
      “A bird flew up the girls skirt, it was such a rare occasion!”
      - Yandere Chan

    • @aomochii3277
      @aomochii3277 5 років тому

      It might work for Jay but it didn't work for me

  • @darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440
    @darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440 4 роки тому +214

    the "we are one" "we are many" sounds like its from coraline

    • @leahmarten
      @leahmarten 3 роки тому +9

      And I thought about Ermac's 'We are many, you but one'

    • @wolfherojohnson2766
      @wolfherojohnson2766 2 роки тому +3

      “We are many, you are but one”

  • @blairbear4tw
    @blairbear4tw 6 років тому +396

    What will the guidance counselor say if you were caught taking upskirt photos, entering the school faculty room, stealing, and entering the wrong class? Also, can you blame the delinquents for doing those things?

    • @TrueLifeWords
      @TrueLifeWords 6 років тому +2

      you can actually ayano or yan-chan has an excuse to blame those things on the delinquents

    • @emmymilly852
      @emmymilly852 6 років тому +8

      Well actually you can! If you always blame the delinquents for time you get in trouble, they will be expelled. When they are expelled you cant use that option I think

    • @brandonlee9048
      @brandonlee9048 6 років тому +3

      Ayano would probably say something about her wanting to get a bad reputation to scare the delinquents.

    • @emmymilly852
      @emmymilly852 6 років тому

      I forgot about that one actually, thanks for mentioning this one .-.

    • @Arzrio_
      @Arzrio_ 6 років тому

      BurningRubyMMD yes

  • @thickychicky4184
    @thickychicky4184 6 років тому +2201

    What would the guidance counselor say if you choose the flirt option, when you have max seduction?

    • @itssarina7893
      @itssarina7893 6 років тому +55

      kittencat good question

    • @stevencampbell886
      @stevencampbell886 6 років тому +164

      ... I'm still scared from those corny pickup lines Jay came up with... 😵

    • @funkyashe
      @funkyashe 6 років тому +17

      he has to try this

    • @ateezyaoi
      @ateezyaoi 6 років тому +28

      she will suspend you

    • @Emerald__Ace
      @Emerald__Ace 6 років тому +33

      And is there a different reaction every time you flirt with her

  • @kasumidubs7094
    @kasumidubs7094 6 років тому +450

    Counselor: Why did you bring a cat to school?
    Me: *THE DELINQUENTS WANTED A CAT*
    Counselor:Sorry,You're free to leave

  • @pokiidoki5532
    @pokiidoki5532 4 роки тому +38

    Question:
    I know this will be in the future so the spider girl will be active so I have a question, summon the spider girl as usual, if you get in trouble for something and the teacher chases you and you put the last body in the circle, will they pin you in the realm while the spider girl is talking or will they wait till she’s done? Or is it going to be a dead-alive glitch?🤔🤔🤔
    Ps: YOU’RE THAT DUDE😋🤘🏾

  • @billieihaveyourcados6744
    @billieihaveyourcados6744 6 років тому +1320

    Problems? Don’t worry. Blame it on the *_DeLiNqUeNtS_*

  • @TemereC
    @TemereC 5 років тому +3002

    "You can be the gardener
    I'll be the hoe"
    I choked on my food XD

    • @TheRealTact
      @TheRealTact 5 років тому +31

      I choked on my spit

    • @leeland5037
      @leeland5037 5 років тому +20

      I choked on my soaghetti👌

    • @guccigrape2351
      @guccigrape2351 5 років тому +20

      Wut else u choke on 😂

    • @leeland5037
      @leeland5037 5 років тому +7

      I NEARLY COUGHED UP MY LUNGS MOSTLY YOU BETTER RESPECT ME

    • @macym1109
      @macym1109 5 років тому +2

      Choked on my chips

  • @vingrite9271
    @vingrite9271 6 років тому +661

    1) make senpai a girl in json files
    2) get reputation -100 or lower
    3) end the day
    4) You'll see... ;)
    5) I forgot to mention that YOU'RE THAT DUDE!
    EDIT: OMGGREOPJDFGREGDF HOW DID I GET SO MUCH LIKES?!

    • @miss_stalkress636
      @miss_stalkress636 6 років тому +25

      Wow I tested it, how can only you have 3 likes?

    • @rhiannoncovert8518
      @rhiannoncovert8518 6 років тому +21

      For those of us who can't run the game... What happens??

    • @ellimsp2397
      @ellimsp2397 6 років тому +5

      now It's 7 likes ;)

    • @dinosaur7278
      @dinosaur7278 6 років тому

      LIES!!!!! XD its 19 :3 ^-^

    • @weoia9937
      @weoia9937 6 років тому

      Stop its 101 likes

  • @fluggerbutter93
    @fluggerbutter93 4 роки тому +151

    "the council teachers are everywhere, in the halls, every classroom, in my butt hole, everywhere."
    -Jay, 2018

  • @frolicsomefangirl8696
    @frolicsomefangirl8696 6 років тому +580

    If you raise your seduction stats through the roof, like panties and everything, can you get the guidance counselor to accept your love confession?

  • @bonkpaw
    @bonkpaw 6 років тому +97

    The gardening pun was absolute fire
    Btw you're that DUDE!

  • @loganj4229
    @loganj4229 6 років тому +252

    I think the spider is all the placeholder club leaders together. Don't they look similar? Also, 'we are one, we are many.' there was a lot of them, but they all were the same thing. 'We are everywhere.' They were all over the school. 'We are nowhere.' There weren't real physical things, just placeholders for real students. You couldn't do anything to them. Also, they are all gone now. 'We will return' Miyuji replaced the last one of them. They want to return. I think the spider eyes is what was under those bangs originally.
    but that's just a theory
    A GAME THEORY!

    • @lordzeffothepowerful3068
      @lordzeffothepowerful3068 6 років тому +10

      They're here
      They're there
      They're everywhere
      Who you gonna call?
      Psychic placeholder leaders

    • @loganj4229
      @loganj4229 6 років тому +2

      I loved the FNAF theories

    • @lordzeffothepowerful3068
      @lordzeffothepowerful3068 6 років тому +1

      @@loganj4229 i hope Scott makes another fnaf game just so matpat can keep making fnaf theories

    • @loganj4229
      @loganj4229 6 років тому

      @Marian Bonita Me too, but he'd actually die of frustration.

    • @lordzeffothepowerful3068
      @lordzeffothepowerful3068 6 років тому +1

      @@loganj4229 stuff him in a fazbear suit and make the puppet give it live

  • @Cosplamantic
    @Cosplamantic 4 роки тому +62

    I thought of a 'flirt' for the cooking club and its hella bad XD "I think we could cook up a future together"

    • @3dynamic13
      @3dynamic13 4 роки тому +5

      No it's not bad 😂 i really laughed at this

  • @asliceofcheese3449
    @asliceofcheese3449 6 років тому +794

    Guidance counsellor: you were licking other students! EXPLAIN!
    Me: *tHe dEliNqUeNtS maDe mE dO iT*

  • @adamavavision1213
    @adamavavision1213 6 років тому +137

    4:24 I CANT!!!! "She has her arm around the guidence counsler like Hi How are ya?"XD

  • @jay-xp1vo
    @jay-xp1vo 6 років тому +158

    at 15:11 she said that she'll forbid the delinquents from carrying weapons, so if you go to school the next day will they not have weapons? it'd cool if they looked pissed off or something lol

    • @cutieplayz7291
      @cutieplayz7291 6 років тому

      Toots yas

    • @twilightwolf5009
      @twilightwolf5009 6 років тому +5

      So that’s why you would need to put the red paint on yourself to look bloody. To make the guidance counselor remove the delinquent’s weapons.

  • @oordinaryy1918
    @oordinaryy1918 4 роки тому +53

    When the spider girl has her hair, leg things down she kinda looks like the robots thaat used to be club leaders

  • @AndiAnimates
    @AndiAnimates 6 років тому +370

    You were watching Kubscouts? Explain!
    tHe dELInQuEnTS mADE mE do iT

  • @user-fl8ye5ke2r
    @user-fl8ye5ke2r 6 років тому +162

    Tbh I think the spider girl is just talking about spiders. We are everywhere because yes, spiders are everywhere. We are no where because spiders aren't to noticeable and you can't really see how much spiders are actually around you at this second. We will return because if you kill a spider, more will just return. She may be talking about something more deep, but I thought it was cool that spiders match the thing she said.

    • @biancaryann8501
      @biancaryann8501 6 років тому +3

      i was thinking she was talking about yanderes lol

    • @sweetnsoursis
      @sweetnsoursis 6 років тому +2

      I like your Jacksfilms pfp. Cool Cool

    • @strangersky4702
      @strangersky4702 6 років тому

      I don't think they are talking about them.

    • @linosaurus8135
      @linosaurus8135 6 років тому +3

      Here's my theory.
      You know those old club holders? Remember they were everywhere? Now that there are present club leaders, they won't exist anymore.

    • @user-fl8ye5ke2r
      @user-fl8ye5ke2r 6 років тому

      @@linosaurus8135 eh, I don't really think that. Tbh I don't think those old club leaders actually have anything to do with the game itself.

  • @tsxkii_-246
    @tsxkii_-246 5 років тому +348

    *I've tested the thoughts of me and you several times and the results were always positive*

    • @pxnguin.mp4
      @pxnguin.mp4 5 років тому +4

      Summer I would like but it’s at 69 so I’m not gonna

    • @no-mads21st23
      @no-mads21st23 3 роки тому +1

      Boy looking at this in 2022 7 1 is curse

  • @urmom-cp9hi
    @urmom-cp9hi 4 роки тому +106

    2020 pickup lines: you can't spell quarantine w/out u r a q t
    Jay's pickup lines: you can be the gardener...... ill be your hoe...

  • @dolunayd6306
    @dolunayd6306 6 років тому +185

    “You can be the gardener, I’ll be your hoe...”
    - Jay (That Dude) 2018

  • @thickychicky4184
    @thickychicky4184 6 років тому +758

    If you blame the Delinquents for the blood does she actually remove their weapons the next day?

    • @graciebrown4881
      @graciebrown4881 6 років тому +8

      I don't think she has that much power over the Delinquents

    • @ateezyaoi
      @ateezyaoi 6 років тому +1

      no

    • @JohnDoe-cx5oe
      @JohnDoe-cx5oe 6 років тому

      2nd question

    • @darrelldraws_
      @darrelldraws_ 6 років тому +4

      Yes if you re watch the video you could see they no longer had weapons

    • @8-bitd220
      @8-bitd220 6 років тому

      I saw another video by razzbowski and they still had their weapons

  • @Sogudu
    @Sogudu 6 років тому +75

    Hey Jay! I've got a theory. Maybe flirting will work if you max out seduction and reputation? Please try this!

  • @elsa_0792
    @elsa_0792 4 роки тому +118

    Jay: You can be the gardener and I can be your ho*
    Me: Chokes on pizza
    Als me: NOOOO MY POOR PIZZA.

  • @noonebossesthegarnet2890
    @noonebossesthegarnet2890 6 років тому +266

    Romantic puns depending on the club:
    Science Club: Are you into Science? Because I LAB you!
    Cooking Club: I’ll give you a PIZZA my heart!
    Drama Club: Are you a stage manager? Because everything makes sense when you’re around!
    Gardening Club: My love for you won’t stop BLOOMING!
    Art Club: You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
    Gaming Club: Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together.
    Light Music Club: Are you Shakira, because those hips don’t lie!
    Occult Club: I’m not a vampire, but I always lose my head around you!
    Photography Club: True love can never be photoshopped!
    Sports Club: I’m sorry, my love for you won’t stop running!

  • @taizgerthetiger3204
    @taizgerthetiger3204 6 років тому +74

    I think that in the future, if you join the acting club (gain their benefits), then you'll be able to successfully lie to the guidance counselor.

  • @jisungsnatchedmeandandmybi9851
    @jisungsnatchedmeandandmybi9851 6 років тому +452

    The spider girl is like the "girls" who say "join club?"
    Think about it! "We are one... we are many... we are everywhere... we are nowhere..."

  • @Amor-Et-Mors
    @Amor-Et-Mors 4 роки тому +20

    Covered in blood. “ the delinquents did this to me!” Doesn’t check for wounda

  • @y2kbrattz
    @y2kbrattz 5 років тому +224

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Me when my favorite song comes on: 0:00

  • @professionalstalkr
    @professionalstalkr 5 років тому +408

    15:47
    *Mission failed*
    *We'll BLAME THE DELINQUENTS next time*

  • @TheNiczolai
    @TheNiczolai 6 років тому +247

    What happens when you make the deliquents stop carrying weapons to school, and then try to pick a fight with them afterwards? Does the weapon magically appear or are the holding nothing?

    • @ZyraSpire
      @ZyraSpire 6 років тому +7

      True.. but maybe their weapons will be gone the next day

    • @danyortiz336
      @danyortiz336 6 років тому +1

      That is a very good myth...

    • @ryanlevinstein8740
      @ryanlevinstein8740 6 років тому +2

      you get a like just for profile pic alone go pokepals!

  • @kanrojineko
    @kanrojineko 2 роки тому +13

    it would be kinda cool if you were able to sneak back into the school after getting suspended/expelled, kinda like the stalkers house
    also for the counselor one maybe she would be scared if you became a delinquent and had the tough persona?

  • @ikesta6915
    @ikesta6915 5 років тому +463

    I laugh at this moment 4:28
    Jay: she’s like hi how are yah?
    Me: 😂😂😂

  • @balencedbreakfast2064
    @balencedbreakfast2064 6 років тому +2282

    "why didn't u bring in ur homework?"
    THE DELIQUENTS ATE IT
    Edit:this is the first time I got alot of likes

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 6 років тому +10

      Lolz.

    • @toolongtowrite7549
      @toolongtowrite7549 6 років тому +24

      Let me correct your sentence for you: "Why didn't you bring in your homework?"
      The delinquents ate it!

    • @logymadian9448
      @logymadian9448 6 років тому +10

      @@toolongtowrite7549 u are rude

    • @el3trik_654
      @el3trik_654 6 років тому +2

      LOL

    • @levi_cosplays9479
      @levi_cosplays9479 6 років тому +1

      the majestic flying drunk crap LoL!

  • @NCTZNSDoumochii
    @NCTZNSDoumochii 6 років тому +109

    2 Yandere sim Video in one day?
    *THAT DUDE ONLY*

  • @Hushwu
    @Hushwu 4 роки тому +19

    7:02 budo looks like he has been kicked at the butt

  • @luvicecordero2161
    @luvicecordero2161 6 років тому +91

    So... the conselor said she would speak with the delinquents so they wouldnt bring weapons anymore. Does that means that the day after that conversation they would indeed bring no weapons?

  • @daisukkii1313
    @daisukkii1313 5 років тому +653

    *yOu CAn bE THe gARdEnER i'LL Be yOUr hOe*
    Wtf im wheezing

    • @Alex.VR.Official
      @Alex.VR.Official 5 років тому +4

      im sorry.....*AhEm* **yOu'Re

    • @heartstringsz1397
      @heartstringsz1397 5 років тому +10

      @@Alex.VR.Official you're means *you are* Jungkook's ARMY is correct

    • @dxllistic
      @dxllistic 5 років тому +3

      XxNevaehcatxX YT It’s your you unriped banana

    • @tarniahmatthews5396
      @tarniahmatthews5396 5 років тому +2

      XxNevaehcatxX YT :/ how do you mess up spelling that bad

    • @gamergirl0141
      @gamergirl0141 5 років тому +1

      @@heartstringsz1397 hi oka

  • @cookieboy2005
    @cookieboy2005 6 років тому +168

    Police: Where were you at 13:42 on friday afternoon?
    Me: *T H E D E L I N Q U E N T S*

  • @wil-ba8043
    @wil-ba8043 4 роки тому +46

    The spider girl IS actually activated by the club leaders, the club leaders are not real, The club leaders weren’t:
    1: In the circle perfectly
    2: you didn’t mop the blood
    3: You didn’t clean up
    4: you never restored your sanity

  • @anvarshaambadan4031
    @anvarshaambadan4031 6 років тому +63

    I think "we are nowhere" means that the placeholder club leaders don't exist in the game anymore.

  • @lioav
    @lioav 6 років тому +67

    Hey Jay! You missed a voiced line of the Counciler! Here are the instructions:
    1) Kill The Delinquents (ALL of them)
    2) End the day and make sure you don't get arrested
    3) Get info-chan to give you the info about the Counciler
    4) Get into trouble with the teachers and get sent to the Counciler's office
    5) Blame the delinquents when you are there
    6) See what she says!
    Edit: Thank you so much for the likes!

    • @chatterbox1078
      @chatterbox1078 6 років тому +2

      Counselor* sorry it bothered me a lot

    • @lioav
      @lioav 6 років тому +1

      Thank you! I changed it, sorry about that!

  • @loxolikesbread4896
    @loxolikesbread4896 5 років тому +847

    Music: Sweet music together
    Cooking: We could cook up something nice
    Art: Paint something beautiful together
    Photography: Picture something nice
    Sports: Make a marathon in bed
    I can't think of anything else lol

    • @red_five3325
      @red_five3325 5 років тому +127

      Occult: "You sure put a spell on me."
      Delinquents: "You've been one bad girl (or boy)."

    • @loxolikesbread4896
      @loxolikesbread4896 5 років тому +13

      @JAMES KOE omg genious

    • @loxolikesbread4896
      @loxolikesbread4896 5 років тому +7

      @@red_five3325 omg smart

    • @dyzii2905
      @dyzii2905 5 років тому +13

      Drama: break my bed LOL!! XD!!

    • @spicywater5967
      @spicywater5967 5 років тому +52

      Gardening: “Let’s plant a future of us together.”

  • @Kammi38
    @Kammi38 Рік тому +8

    2:27 LMAOOOOOO BRO GOT AMAZING PICK UP LINES

  • @potatoenesss
    @potatoenesss 6 років тому +3690

    *bLaMe tHe dELiNqUeNtS*

  • @imsouljaboy
    @imsouljaboy 6 років тому +194

    “You can be the gardener”
    “I’ll be your hoe”
    Typical Jay 🤣

    • @devilcruz3375
      @devilcruz3375 6 років тому

      *•*•CaliCat•*•* siria

    • @mudasbeats
      @mudasbeats 6 років тому

      *•*•CaliCat•*•* wowww

  • @makeme115
    @makeme115 6 років тому +765

    If you're bloody and insane and the teachers see you, will you be sent to the guidance counselor because of the blood or because you're crazy?

    • @brandonlee9048
      @brandonlee9048 6 років тому +10

      make me The teachers will send you to the guidance counselor. They would say that her behavior is unacceptable.

    • @jimmyplier74
      @jimmyplier74 6 років тому +1

      yes

    • @InTheCosmos0
      @InTheCosmos0 6 років тому

      Both

    • @XxELLAXxelenacarinea
      @XxELLAXxelenacarinea 6 років тому

      make me umm of course

    • @pagesinyellow
      @pagesinyellow 6 років тому +1

      make me I presume it’s whatever caused the teacher to send you there. I think it’ll go by what the teacher who sent you there noticed first. Good question though.

  • @charms5578
    @charms5578 2 роки тому +16

    4:50 Can you leave the bodies there and not get caught? Like, can you use that fortress as a hoarding zone...?

  • @rainefyre6750
    @rainefyre6750 6 років тому +218

    12:05 you had to include Owen Wilson’s “Wow” in Marley & Me

    • @fabled2448
      @fabled2448 5 років тому +2

      When I clicked there I got an ad lol

    • @spanklic
      @spanklic 5 років тому +1

      @@fabled2448 OMG same

    • @milkywayuwu2928
      @milkywayuwu2928 5 років тому +1

      C.C. Studios liar there’s orange dots

    • @fabled2448
      @fabled2448 5 років тому +1

      @@milkywayuwu2928 -_- we could have different thingies and the other person who replied said same so...

    • @jacob-2361
      @jacob-2361 5 років тому +1

      Can I get some roux please because in the movie Marley and me Marley the dog dies.

  • @victorineharrington7496
    @victorineharrington7496 6 років тому +21

    Jay I got one!
    1. Go into any mode that youd like (Ebola, Hunger, blah blah blah)
    2. Cover yourself in red paint
    3. Make sure the teachers see you and send you to the counslers office
    4. Will you still have the mode in the counslers office?
    5. YOUR THAT DUDE!!!

  • @lilbigfoot2551
    @lilbigfoot2551 6 років тому +195

    I feel like to unlock the spider girls powers you need to do something that involves the number eight (because spider legs), like how many offerings you should bring, but the more I think about it the harder it is to think of something that isn’t just, kill eight people for the pentagram, unless, you dismember 4 people and bring her all eight of THEIR LEGS,

    • @val-pd7is
      @val-pd7is 6 років тому +14

      what about each legs of the leader?

    • @nielsvanderven6889
      @nielsvanderven6889 6 років тому +1

      and maby somone head

    • @amiq6165
      @amiq6165 6 років тому +2

      Each leader becouse they took her place????

    • @Lifes.Project
      @Lifes.Project 6 років тому +3

      Nice idea! I think that would work but, only with the REAL club leaders (not the vice president, or back up leader)!

    • @gachapolice7966
      @gachapolice7966 6 років тому

      May work.

  • @mirkokwokfunacc
    @mirkokwokfunacc 3 роки тому +9

    "We can cook up some dessert like love"
    "Remember, when you need me, summon me"

  • @padlock8
    @padlock8 6 років тому +152

    14:47 " *I'm covered in blood... BECAUSE I BLAME THE DELINQUENTS!* "
    Bet the she wont notice.

  • @ぅか巡音
    @ぅか巡音 6 років тому +96

    Jay! I have one! Make the Light Music Club disband (do not kill Miyuji), and follow Miyuji around! See what happens!

    • @naiyahtot
      @naiyahtot 6 років тому

      !,,,,,,,,,,!%%%%%%%//":_€€^

  • @MJ-qe8wp
    @MJ-qe8wp 6 років тому +53

    JAY I HAS A MYTH/QUESTION FOR YOU!
    1. Murder Someone (Anyone Will Do)
    2. Clean Up All The Evidence (Besides The Body)
    3. Splash Red Paint On Yourself
    4. Wait Until The End of The Day (Or Activate Police Timer)
    5. Will The Police Think You Killed Someone? Or Will They Not Notice?
    P.S YOUR THAT DUDE XD

  • @CubeBitt
    @CubeBitt 4 роки тому +35

    2:22 Sounds like Flamingo when he's doing that high pitched voice

    • @KaiKailuv
      @KaiKailuv 4 роки тому

      Bruh how

    • @pig7378
      @pig7378 4 роки тому +1

      It does N O T

    • @CubeBitt
      @CubeBitt 3 роки тому

      Update I still think it kinds sounds like it lol

    • @Lil72722
      @Lil72722 3 роки тому +1

      It actually does lol. It’s this one specific voice he makes

    • @CubeBitt
      @CubeBitt 2 роки тому

      Yeah guys it does cry about it

  • @w1nnii
    @w1nnii 6 років тому +164

    Intro is lit
    P.s...
    YOU ARE THAT DUDE! 🔥

    • @quokkarii
      @quokkarii 6 років тому

      Ayeeee

    • @w1nnii
      @w1nnii 6 років тому

      Salma Ahmed ayyYyy

  • @digimonlover09
    @digimonlover09 6 років тому +108

    Wasn't nudity also a thing that gets you in trouble? Have you tried out the Guidance Councilor dialogue for that yet? Or was that removed?

    • @thecursedpotato6561
      @thecursedpotato6561 6 років тому +6

      He prolly doesn't wanna have to censor anything

    • @missmorbid1439
      @missmorbid1439 6 років тому +10

      Nah, no NPC notices nudity just yet. It would be hilarious to see the counselor’s lines for nudity tho

    • @whydoweexist9841
      @whydoweexist9841 6 років тому +1

      Your not allowed to leave the shower/locker rooms nude

    • @digimonlover09
      @digimonlover09 6 років тому

      Atalie Weirdo Oh. I remember there used to be some teacher dialogue about not being in the school uniform and making a mockery of the school. Maybe it was one of the hats or something I'm thinking of?

  • @teusahii
    @teusahii 5 років тому +261

    "we are one....WE R DONE"
    ~JAY
    Me:"LEGGO GUYS WE GOT'EM

    • @spi3250
      @spi3250 5 років тому +7

      He said "I am done".

    • @linda_ax
      @linda_ax 5 років тому +1

      SpiralDoesGamez 654 I agree

    • @lara8978
      @lara8978 5 років тому

      Agreed LMAO

  • @coco_gachabunny836
    @coco_gachabunny836 4 роки тому +10

    'We are one’
    ‘We can win’

  • @KolkoCat
    @KolkoCat 6 років тому +386

    I have a myth. I heard, that if you keep flirting with the guidance counselor, eventually, she will accept your love confession. Is it true_

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 6 років тому +39

      There is a Genkaconfession voice line too.. seduction up then?

    • @mcrisette13
      @mcrisette13 6 років тому +13

      No she should expel you for doing it too much from what I heard

    • @ANormalDoggo
      @ANormalDoggo 6 років тому +6

      Y x C

    • @Creatorsan
      @Creatorsan 6 років тому +3

      @@mcrisette13 I know that but there is supposed to be a way to make her confess?

    • @justcallmemars
      @justcallmemars 6 років тому +4

      Yeah i kinda wanna see that too!

  • @koen2974
    @koen2974 6 років тому +34

    I cracked up when jay said "draw me like one of your French" girls in that accent. I just watched the titanic like two weeks ago and I find that hilarious.

  • @estullefavric
    @estullefavric 6 років тому +66

    The guidance counselor once said she would permit delinquents from carrying weapons. Will that actually happen the next day? And if so, is fighting with them affected?

  • @estebanxd6335
    @estebanxd6335 4 роки тому +3

    meme: 4:22 yandere chan: hello counselor can i te-
    Midori : AY HOW YA DOIN?!

  • @JayMarz0011
    @JayMarz0011 6 років тому +65

    I think thats why you want to cover yourself in blood. Because if u blame the delinquents then she takes thier weapons

  • @abracadabra4317
    @abracadabra4317 6 років тому +41

    I gotta question!
    What would happen if you have the councilor “remove the delinquents weapons” and then try to pick a fight or bother them. Would they be pissed that your teasing them, ignore you, or still do the same thing as usual?

  • @witch01125
    @witch01125 6 років тому +28

    JAY! I got one!
    If you eliminate all of the delinquents, then try to blame them for something the next day, what will the guidance counselor say? YOU'RE THAT DUDE!

  • @chxrrixchu9597
    @chxrrixchu9597 4 роки тому +4

    Here's my thoughts on the spider girl:
    "We are one" - They are all club leaders
    "We are many" - Once again, they are club leaders
    "We are everywhere" - Club leaders are technically all around the school
    "We are nowhere" - The weird robot girls that say "Join Club? You have joined the club" has been removed from the game
    "We will return" - I think you can figure that one out

  • @weepyllama
    @weepyllama 5 років тому +45

    I was dying at the pickup lines but 2:32 absolutely annihilated me 💀

  • @yuliapopova2277
    @yuliapopova2277 6 років тому +356

    *”I have blood on my uniform beacuse...B L A M E T H E D E L I Q U E N T S”*
    *Lol* 😂😂😂

    • @jaehuizi8810
      @jaehuizi8810 5 років тому +2

      *because

    • @yeeeowch
      @yeeeowch 5 років тому +1

      6 am it ain’t school though

  • @reiii_sama
    @reiii_sama 6 років тому +382

    **carry a knife**
    the delinquents made me do it!
    **weird laugh**
    the delinquents made me do it!
    **cover in red paint**
    the delinquents made me do it!
    guys just blame the deliquents

    • @martabenkova4219
      @martabenkova4219 5 років тому +2

      Ikr

    • @kiwi2070
      @kiwi2070 5 років тому +5

      Is it just me, or does anyone lowkey a fangirl of any of the delinquents?

    • @red_five3325
      @red_five3325 5 років тому +1

      I got the feeling that this "Blame the Delinquents" meme is the Yandere Simulator equivalent to the popular "Blame Russia" meme. Am I wrong?

    • @ChaoticLian
      @ChaoticLian 5 років тому +1

      Boi if you do it to many times she will get mad at you but that is very clever so i give like on your comment a sub

    • @ChaoticLian
      @ChaoticLian 5 років тому +1

      Also i am also a gachatuber

  • @coconuthead8434
    @coconuthead8434 4 роки тому +1

    That was one of the best intros I’ve seen so far and Ive watched like all of the yandere simulator videos haha! The vibes 😌

  • @DessGamerSGSHSS2018
    @DessGamerSGSHSS2018 6 років тому +243

    Hey Jay, i have a myth
    1-kill a member from the light music club but not the leader.
    2-the school should close the club
    Follow The leader she will be in the roof top and she becomes sad
    I don't think this will work cuz i just saw in in a ytb video i will be so happy if you try it *CUZ YOU'RE THAT DUDE*

    • @jessamcnulty7442
      @jessamcnulty7442 6 років тому +1

      ...Sorryyyyyyyyyyy plz🙇

    • @jessamcnulty7442
      @jessamcnulty7442 6 років тому

      Soooooooooo I am 11.

    • @Aaron-fe2ih
      @Aaron-fe2ih 6 років тому

      @@jessamcnulty7442 I never downloaded the game, I probably shouldn't too

    • @devilfox9515
      @devilfox9515 6 років тому

      Yeah but the clubs only shut down when the leaders dead and/or missing the club shuts down or if they don't have enough members

  • @ximena-5764
    @ximena-5764 6 років тому +145

    Jay I have one!
    1. Max out your seduction skills.
    2. Get in trouble by a teacher for any reason.
    3. Once your in the guidance counselors office, try flirting with her to see if anything will change since your seduction is maxed out.
    4. YOU'RE THAT DUDE!

  • @fatcatsisters9338
    @fatcatsisters9338 5 років тому +37

    I think the " we are nowhere " means that since the previous line was " we are anywhere/everywhere " ,it's the PLACEHOLDER club leaders,since yes,there are club leaders basically everywherr/anywhere,but placeholder club leaders are no longer in the game,so theyre "nowhere". But this is just a theory,a yandere sim theory. x3

  • @cHoCoLAtE-mr3nv
    @cHoCoLAtE-mr3nv 2 роки тому +2

    Hey Jay, what happens if you try to do this?
    1. Use the "yandere punch"
    2. Go to the guidance counselor office
    3. Punch the guidance counselor
    Will she die or will Yan-Chan will just get apprehended?

  • @RichT000
    @RichT000 6 років тому +68

    Jay I got one!
    Change yourself into yandere boy
    Go into the counselers office and flirt. Will she say the same thing or something different

    • @matti2k2
      @matti2k2 6 років тому +11

      She will, because Yandere-kun is considered as a costume and not an actual gameplay mode.

  • @ihatemylife4900
    @ihatemylife4900 6 років тому +368

    Is it bad that the drama, science, and gaming club flirting jokes got me a girlfriend?
    Thanks jay. Never knew those would actually work
    Edit: yes. I thought the gaming club was the dance club. I’m kinda new to this game so my bad

  • @xionlsd
    @xionlsd 5 років тому +873

    " *FIRST FLOOR* "
    " *SECOND FLOOR* "
    " *THIRD FLOOR* "
    " *UP MY BUTT, EVERYWHERE* "
    Jay-2018
    (Welp this is a weird reply section)

  • @anahi-fz1ke
    @anahi-fz1ke 4 роки тому +1

    LOL!!!!!! I LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When he was saying things like"NoT TrYIng to bE DrAmTatiC BuT I CanT LiVe AnOTher SEcoND WiTHouT YoU" So yeah laughed MEH BUTT OFF

    • @anahi-fz1ke
      @anahi-fz1ke 4 роки тому +1

      Oh and I was also Laughing meh BUTT off LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! When he said"I'm so sorry Plz dont Unsub"