When your roommate is a misguided super hero.

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  • @TKMacsta
    @TKMacsta 3 роки тому +5484

    “To end homelessness, I killed all homeless people”

    • @indraservo5764
      @indraservo5764 3 роки тому +301

      "I can't? Ok...ok...I'll just destroy every home"

    • @mangaprofilepicture5820
      @mangaprofilepicture5820 3 роки тому +127

      I used my super speed to gather them all up, and then flew into space until they popped like balloons

    • @nidhogg8446
      @nidhogg8446 3 роки тому +92

      Isn't...... Isn't that the standard government solution?

    • @chimedemon
      @chimedemon 3 роки тому +45

      (Rich people taking notes)

    • @craigsayshello8239
      @craigsayshello8239 3 роки тому +7

      @@nidhogg8446 oddly as that sounds but that’s inhumane because anyone of us could end up homeless so I wouldn’t want to be apart of that agenda

  • @ZeldaSnake300
    @ZeldaSnake300 3 роки тому +2776

    “So what’s your power?”
    “I can fly people up to space so high until they POP!”
    *interviewer points finger*

  • @robinekariski
    @robinekariski 2 роки тому +2292

    "The only language they understand is financial" is the most underrated line in this video.

  • @alexanderdereklim6462
    @alexanderdereklim6462 2 роки тому +1122

    The high-pitched "YoU DId WhAT?" Got me laughing my ass off

  • @bernardking667
    @bernardking667 3 роки тому +5817

    “To cure death, I killed everyone.”

    • @u-thix2436
      @u-thix2436 3 роки тому +239

      If no one is alive, no one can die then.

    • @mrlakiro5526
      @mrlakiro5526 3 роки тому +70

      049 has breached containment

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 роки тому +32

      @@u-thix2436 amazing logic

    • @blues9215
      @blues9215 3 роки тому +28

      That’s infinity wars whole plot

    • @cameron3426
      @cameron3426 3 роки тому +10

      @@blues9215 nah thanos didn't want to kill everyone he had a good reason for killing half the amount of living things.

  • @kurtnolenpamplona8416
    @kurtnolenpamplona8416 3 роки тому +12943

    “To end world hunger I killed all the hungry people”

    • @ramuk1127
      @ramuk1127 3 роки тому +615

      big brain shit

    • @giovannigiovanni.7220
      @giovannigiovanni.7220 3 роки тому +482

      *"Y'all different, we don't eat where I'm from"*

    • @abstraksone
      @abstraksone 3 роки тому +234

      “To end corrupt governments, I killed every politician”

    • @Robert-Cinque777
      @Robert-Cinque777 3 роки тому +76

      Cannibalism ends overpopulation & hunger

    • @rarelovell1093
      @rarelovell1093 3 роки тому +55

      I litterally red a book where this was a major plot point

  • @NatsuJayRockNeo
    @NatsuJayRockNeo Рік тому +489

    Being this reasonable while having this godlike superhero as a roommate is a superpower in of itself honestly.

  • @thetower8577
    @thetower8577 2 роки тому +561

    "So I thought wow sharks are pretty dangerous aren't they?"
    *PAUSE*
    "Ye- uh Henry-"
    "So I identified all the sharks on the planet--

    • @SubSimpich
      @SubSimpich 2 роки тому +44

      "-and just flew them as high as they could possibly go, before they popped!"
      "Stop, stop, no. NoooOOOOO! Stop! Stop taking things to sPAce! Stop POPPing creatUREs, what is WRONG with you!!!?"

    • @foxbox6686
      @foxbox6686 Рік тому +25

      @@SubSimpich
      " No no it's cool! Their really dangerous!"
      *"YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THATS GONNA DO TO THE ENVIRONMENT!!!"*

    • @leonardorolingstella8554
      @leonardorolingstella8554 10 місяців тому

      “To end sexism i killed all the women”

    • @Hound98
      @Hound98 7 місяців тому

      @@foxbox6686”dude look it up! Look it up the-th-They’re scAArryy stuff-“

    • @cerealgibbon7330
      @cerealgibbon7330 3 місяці тому +1

      No, look it up! Look it up!

  • @mitthrawnuruodo1730
    @mitthrawnuruodo1730 3 роки тому +3556

    Superhero: *“They popped like balloons-“*
    Caleb: y o u d i d w a t ?

    • @mr.eggstastic9098
      @mr.eggstastic9098 3 роки тому +5

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    • @mr.eggstastic9098
      @mr.eggstastic9098 3 роки тому

      But dont click it if youre notninterested

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 3 роки тому

      @Ibrahim MOHSEN lmao 😂 thanks

    • @LoyalBoyJay
      @LoyalBoyJay 3 роки тому +1

      Heys guys I just dropped a WWE skit let me know your thoughts 🙏🔥 ( sorry for the promo )

    • @makimasdevil2055
      @makimasdevil2055 3 роки тому

      im like 666. nice.

  • @WeloTwelve
    @WeloTwelve 3 роки тому +7845

    “To cure people dying, I just killed everyone before they could die”
    -Misguided hero

    • @kawgrath1876
      @kawgrath1876 3 роки тому +174

      But, as the old adage goes, people die when they are killed

    • @deletedchannel954
      @deletedchannel954 3 роки тому +28

      Sounds like spongebob

    • @einrahel7367
      @einrahel7367 3 роки тому +9

      Exactly how Sargeras thought 🤣🤣🤣

    • @GilangRamadhan-03
      @GilangRamadhan-03 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/5pGeTDJRGIg/v-deo.html

    • @Heptkaidekaphiliac
      @Heptkaidekaphiliac 3 роки тому +11

      Pro choicers when they bring up child abuse

  • @TheMamaluigi300
    @TheMamaluigi300 Рік тому +183

    The way Henry said “SO I IDENTIFIED” with such inviction as the camera smash cuts to a zoom-in to his face gives me “TO CONTROL YOUR TOES” vibes

  • @MakiseRumi
    @MakiseRumi Рік тому +33

    "you'd rather be locked up in prison over going OUT LIKE A G???" 😂😂

  • @crispyattucks
    @crispyattucks 3 роки тому +8263

    Caleb be like: “There’s trash in the ocean so I got rid of the entire ocean.”

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean 3 роки тому +92

      Bruhhh

    • @tanzvestite
      @tanzvestite 3 роки тому +41

      @@ALTMultimediaProduction how would you force us if we don't want to.

    • @LoyalBoyJay
      @LoyalBoyJay 3 роки тому +1

      Heys guys I just dropped a WWE skit let me know your thoughts 🙏🔥 ( sorry for the promo )

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan 3 роки тому +7

      OH GODS, yeah, that's exactly what went on. XD

    • @DrPonk
      @DrPonk 3 роки тому +9

      Nah b this dude's name was Henry

  • @fanman1584
    @fanman1584 3 роки тому +1781

    "people kept dying, so I killed everyone."

  • @orxy-sevendeadlysinsgrandc9088
    @orxy-sevendeadlysinsgrandc9088 2 роки тому +362

    I could just imagine that one person in jail who was about to leave jail in 1 day for stealing a watermelon and they just die. Kinda sad ngl

    • @reisen9584
      @reisen9584 2 роки тому +38

      twice

    • @AbsoluteRatBastard
      @AbsoluteRatBastard Рік тому +24

      Nah misguided hero brought them back

    • @saudades1002
      @saudades1002 3 місяці тому +4

      I wouldn't stop thinking about the janitor working there that never did anything wrong

  • @ngkn2008able
    @ngkn2008able Рік тому +9

    "Look it up"
    "Here, vending machines kill more people than sharks
    . . .
    "Don't tell me you thrown all the vending machines into space?"
    "Ye"

  • @shuhaname9791
    @shuhaname9791 3 роки тому +1573

    "So anyways I started blasting"
    "YOU WHAT?!?!?"

    • @geovanrich4916
      @geovanrich4916 3 роки тому +32

      Gotta love a sunny reference anywhere it appears

    • @ghamdi7077
      @ghamdi7077 3 роки тому +4

      @@geovanrich4916 Agreed, never gets old.

    • @popmitchell9930
      @popmitchell9930 3 роки тому +5

      That's a double reference

    • @nubnubgaming6648
      @nubnubgaming6648 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh that was the funniest scene man

    • @jonnyqu3st542
      @jonnyqu3st542 3 роки тому +1

      Holy fuck that shit got me good hahaha

  • @micyoz5283
    @micyoz5283 3 роки тому +1598

    “You’re saying you’d rather be locked up, instead of goin out LIKE A G?!” Lmao

  • @MrSimon3059
    @MrSimon3059 2 роки тому +26

    I always wondered what the phrase "The road to hell is paved with good intentions" meant. I think i understand it a bit now.

  • @user-ts5oe3mv2f
    @user-ts5oe3mv2f 2 роки тому +26

    I lost it when he said “So anyways I started blasting”

  • @anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248
    @anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248 3 роки тому +7375

    ʸ ᵒ ᵘ ᵈ ᶦ ᵈ ʷ ʰ ᵃ ᵗ ˀ

    • @justduddude
      @justduddude 3 роки тому +173

      mans voice increased by 100

    • @shantcheetah
      @shantcheetah 3 роки тому +64

      I even read this like how Caleb said it haha

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 3 роки тому +21

      This is actual a decent solution to crime. Think of how much better our taxes could be utilized

    • @canter1ter
      @canter1ter 3 роки тому +47

      0:50

    • @jacobbanja2729
      @jacobbanja2729 3 роки тому +9

      I laughed so hard

  • @RoyaltyZarrieff
    @RoyaltyZarrieff 3 роки тому +507

    .” So I said hey sharks are very dangerous aren’t they.” LMAOOO

    • @ranmindyt2902
      @ranmindyt2902 3 роки тому +3

      Yes they are

    • @ralphintheshadowrealm7002
      @ralphintheshadowrealm7002 3 роки тому +7

      ....Henry

    • @Btd-Marc
      @Btd-Marc 3 роки тому +1

      What this video means is thst he killed a lot of people they only punishment not death some people in jail just didn't know n what they was doing was wrong why do you think heros only hurt villains instead of. Putting a end to them forever

    • @alsozhou6050
      @alsozhou6050 3 роки тому

      Yess

  • @jazerlewis309
    @jazerlewis309 9 місяців тому +49

    the way Caleb looked visibly sick after buddy explained how he popped all the prisoners was golden

  • @Z.A.N.E
    @Z.A.N.E 2 роки тому +18

    I would love an anime about a misguided superhero and their roommate who's just confused and sick of their sh*t

  • @geezyexe3889
    @geezyexe3889 3 роки тому +2596

    “I remembered that there are people dying of thirst in Africa, so I flooded the whole continent”

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 3 роки тому +51

      Looks like I would be drowned then 😂😂

    • @Tessy301
      @Tessy301 3 роки тому +24

      @@fairyblu6929 same

    • @Matth3w-wil
      @Matth3w-wil 3 роки тому +41

      people dying of hunger? i took all of the livestock and food from farms around the world and put them all around their place so they can no longer be hungry.

    • @matthewruiz2493
      @matthewruiz2493 3 роки тому +7

      Lmfao😭😭😭😭

    • @justsomeonehere884
      @justsomeonehere884 3 роки тому +4

      people dying of brain cancer?
      EASY! steal someone elses brain

  • @HereIsWisdom1318
    @HereIsWisdom1318 3 роки тому +807

    “You killed so many people!”
    “ I had to hit the corporation where it hurt.” 🤣😂

  • @leorobin832
    @leorobin832 Рік тому +15

    The constant pain his roommate causes him brings me great joy.

  • @ancienttechnique5830
    @ancienttechnique5830 2 роки тому +24

    Finally a roommate that pays his half of the rent on time. It’s almost like it’s too good to be true

  • @TreWillz
    @TreWillz 3 роки тому +1799

    When he came back and said : “So anyway I started blasting.”
    I fucking DIED 😂😂😂

  • @hatlessatlas
    @hatlessatlas 3 роки тому +3254

    Hero: “Sharks are pretty dangerous, right?”
    Me: “........I don’t like where this is going.”

    • @akhirahsparkle3384
      @akhirahsparkle3384 3 роки тому +25

      Same🤣

    • @midastanggiat2266
      @midastanggiat2266 3 роки тому +44

      Gawr gura: (chuckles) I'm in danger

    • @Leon-yw3zz
      @Leon-yw3zz 3 роки тому +15

      @@midastanggiat2266 but gura is not ordinary shark

    • @akhirahsparkle3384
      @akhirahsparkle3384 3 роки тому +6

      @@Leon-yw3zz hope you don't mind my asking but..
      Who's gura?

    • @Leon-yw3zz
      @Leon-yw3zz 3 роки тому +15

      @@akhirahsparkle3384 a cute little girl shark that came from atlantis

  • @jordanhamilton3795
    @jordanhamilton3795 2 роки тому +9

    You can see the moment he’s like “wait a minute..” when the other guy says “I didn’t even finish the documentary”

  • @VOIDWALKER_333
    @VOIDWALKER_333 4 місяці тому +3

    “Stop bringing things to SPACE!!!” 😂

  • @butisitreallyjustjj
    @butisitreallyjustjj 3 роки тому +18012

    "There's way too many child predators, *so I got rid of the children* "

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 роки тому +451

      😂😭

    • @theskullpalace
      @theskullpalace 3 роки тому +450

      @@26mic yo you add too much context on your skits and most of them are way too long 8m for ex. so you can prolly shorten em a bit

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 роки тому +120

      @@theskullpalace gochu bro 💯

    • @edwardnygma8533
      @edwardnygma8533 3 роки тому +462

      "There's only one thing worse than a [predator]."
      "A child."

    • @Itsezyyyy__
      @Itsezyyyy__ 3 роки тому +16

      😂😂😂😂

  • @thatrandomdude5899
    @thatrandomdude5899 3 роки тому +5640

    *"i atomized them"* he sounds like he came to a realization

    • @ivebz200
      @ivebz200 3 роки тому +28

      God 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬
      God 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬
      God 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬
      God 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬
      God 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬
      𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐬 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝
      𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗶 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗮 Amen??

    • @ivebz200
      @ivebz200 3 роки тому +7

      @keilan rivers God 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬
      God 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬
      God 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬
      God 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬
      God 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬
      𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐬 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝
      𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗶 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗮 Amen??

    • @ivebz200
      @ivebz200 3 роки тому +8

      @WESTON BLAIR God 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬
      God 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬
      God 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬
      God 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬
      God 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬
      𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐬 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝
      𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗶 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗮 Amen??

    • @entomologyenthusiast
      @entomologyenthusiast 3 роки тому +31

      @@ivebz200 how is this relevant?

    • @nanochic
      @nanochic 3 роки тому +18

      @@ivebz200 why'd you say God heals twice, also God doesn't forget, at least not the abrahamic god.

  • @terrapinflyer273
    @terrapinflyer273 2 місяці тому +4

    0:45 That "You did what?" line was absolutely perfect.

  • @MariaTex3
    @MariaTex3 Рік тому +13

    I want the backstory to how our regular dude ended up as roomates with this confused but well intentioned superhero

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +9388

    Caleb: "To end racism I killed every other race apart from one"
    Eren: "Not bad kid"

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 3 роки тому +3644

    Imagine being falsely accused and get sent to jail and then this happened

    • @hellothere3071
      @hellothere3071 3 роки тому +18

      lol

    • @kennethbryant5819
      @kennethbryant5819 3 роки тому +188

      Like he said, wouldn't you rather go out like a G instead of wasting away in a corrupt system that profits off your misery? Double that for the falsely accused.

    • @jacobbrinson4822
      @jacobbrinson4822 2 роки тому +152

      @@kennethbryant5819 or like the people who were gonna be released the next day

    • @melanieorz9107
      @melanieorz9107 2 роки тому +38

      I know right being made to pop and reconstructed and then atomized before being put back in jail. No reimbursement for the trauma and PPtsd you incurred, that'd suck.

    • @hellothere3071
      @hellothere3071 2 роки тому +20

      @@melanieorz9107 I don’t think they even noticed anything and everything that happened all they knew is that they were in a random location because he did it in super speed and during the organ reconstruction they were probably dead then brought to life so all they would be was confused since they were in a random location

  • @robbhere93
    @robbhere93 2 роки тому +41

    what’s worse is lmao he never said he erased their memories of what happened so he’s given all of those criminals PTSD 🤣🤣🤣

    • @KingFamppam
      @KingFamppam 6 місяців тому +7

      It happened less than a mil sec so they never knew it happened

  • @dogmuncher_69
    @dogmuncher_69 2 роки тому +10

    “So anyways I started blastin” this gets me every time lmaooo

  • @someartist1908
    @someartist1908 3 роки тому +5664

    "To stop sunburns, I destroyed the sun!"
    - Misguided Hero

    • @macc1232
      @macc1232 3 роки тому +198

      Guiding Friend: You Can’t Do that!! We don’t have Light!! 💡 🌞
      Misguided hero: oh..
      *Leaves*
      Misguided Hero: So I moved the earth to another system, and this sun is HUUUUGE! Even started smelling bacon on the way back from victory 🥓

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 3 роки тому +5

      Lmfao

    • @qianbang_
      @qianbang_ 3 роки тому +16

      no, he destroys skin

    • @JS-ju1xw
      @JS-ju1xw 3 роки тому +7

      Without the sun no one will ever die of wild parcenip again.

    • @JS-ju1xw
      @JS-ju1xw 3 роки тому +3

      @Steven Line Do you have any idea how many innocent children are killed by wild parcenip every year.

  • @YeshuaIsTheTruth
    @YeshuaIsTheTruth 3 роки тому +1830

    Friend: "And I was like, sharks are really dangerous, right?"
    Caleb: "Yeah...
    ... Henry...."

  • @dmanconn
    @dmanconn 2 роки тому +7

    Whats scary is he has a villain cape and he keeps doing messed up things. He's a super human that hasn't become a villain yet

  • @effzero7211
    @effzero7211 2 роки тому +7

    "I... atomized them. No criminal, no problem." this shit had me crying

  • @ligmaisrealnotkidding4380
    @ligmaisrealnotkidding4380 3 роки тому +1030

    Imagine if the hero got rejected by a girl. “So this girl rejected me right. And I gave her some SPACE”

    • @brightappiah6327
      @brightappiah6327 3 роки тому +9

      Damn bro 😂😂😂

    • @thefoochie2118
      @thefoochie2118 3 роки тому +34

      I guess they needed some space before she was ready to let him POP her cherry

    • @Yuan-lo3zz
      @Yuan-lo3zz 3 роки тому

      1k likes coming

    • @kingjuju600
      @kingjuju600 3 роки тому

      Underrated Comment

    • @henryviiifake8244
      @henryviiifake8244 3 роки тому +10

      *SuperCaleb:* "She said I need to be more 'oPEn mInDEd' and I said 'no! _you_ need to be more open minded!'"
      *Caleb:* "S-so why does she have a giant hole in her hea- oh."

  • @JosephLachh
    @JosephLachh 3 роки тому +2317

    Sounds like a friend of Thanos. He's got his kind of logic.

  • @vsvpslim
    @vsvpslim 11 місяців тому +1

    I just rewatched this shit for the first time forever and im literally in tears unable to breathe

  • @RICO30HD
    @RICO30HD 2 роки тому +1

    2:27 "So anyways, I started blasting" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that's so random!! And fitting

  • @flux9765
    @flux9765 3 роки тому +1250

    “I... atomised them. No criminal no problem😃”

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 роки тому +37

      "Reduced to atoms"..

    • @wayfaringstranger8430
      @wayfaringstranger8430 3 роки тому +25

      Well. He's not exactly _100%_ wrong...

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 роки тому +4

      I make skits just like Caleb City and I bet 100% that I’ll make you guys laugh. If I’m wrong then you can come back to this comment and tell me

    • @akhirahsparkle3384
      @akhirahsparkle3384 3 роки тому +6

      Death Note be like

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 роки тому

      @Salmon Boi alright man fasho. Watch the Bobby one though. People said it was the funniest

  • @masterfreeze1054
    @masterfreeze1054 3 роки тому +1448

    "So anyways I started blasting," Caleb referencing Danny DeVito lol.

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 роки тому +18

      Yeah, I was waiting for someone to talk about that 😂

    • @notusingthis600
      @notusingthis600 3 роки тому +26

      @@Pelipear everyone picked that up, we don't live in a bubble
      its been a meme for years now, Jesus...

    • @thisisacharacternobodylike7958
      @thisisacharacternobodylike7958 3 роки тому +3

      What if that was just couincidence

    • @marijuanaisnice6012
      @marijuanaisnice6012 3 роки тому +3

      The most rare hood thing u can hear

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 роки тому

      Fr though 😂

  • @phantomstar1248
    @phantomstar1248 3 місяці тому +1

    “Instead of going out like a G!” Got me lol

  • @zcoop2808
    @zcoop2808 Місяць тому +1

    "Stop taking things to space. Stop poppimg creatures" is my favorite line

  • @Vi-nc1cv
    @Vi-nc1cv 3 роки тому +3384

    “So anyways I started blasting”
    *YOU WAHT*
    “I... atomised... them”

    • @Charles-ms9rd
      @Charles-ms9rd 3 роки тому +84

      You atomised them. STOP KILLING PEOPLE.

    • @anbush0621
      @anbush0621 3 роки тому +55

      MANN MAKE UP YOUR MIND... YOU WANT ME TO UNDO IT THEN FIX IT AGAIN!

    • @ajgutzmer6571
      @ajgutzmer6571 3 роки тому +41

      Just put everything back to normal ... please . . . please

    • @shantcheetah
      @shantcheetah 3 роки тому +17

      Just says it so casually hahaha

    • @sgnavenue2392
      @sgnavenue2392 3 роки тому +22

      @@ajgutzmer6571 alright whatever.. *flies away*

  • @hanaomer4419
    @hanaomer4419 3 роки тому +1313

    I was really expecting him to break the prisoners out and let them loose or something. But he straight murdered them, no hesitation 😭

    • @RichiAve
      @RichiAve 3 роки тому +17

      Like a true hero

    • @Callimo
      @Callimo 3 роки тому +40

      I mean, he did do that the second time after he brought em all back >.>

    • @cpt.peepeehead7942
      @cpt.peepeehead7942 3 роки тому +30

      @@Callimo and then atomized them

    • @kellywright1489
      @kellywright1489 3 роки тому +16

      I thought he was going to fill the prisons up with water and lock up all the sharks with the prisoners lol

    • @RichiAve
      @RichiAve 3 роки тому +2

      @@kellywright1489 that is better

  • @Mili-bedili
    @Mili-bedili Рік тому +4

    I don't know if it's because of 🌿 but I laughed WAYYYY too hard at this skit! This is by far the funniest I've seen from him!

  • @phatnugget134
    @phatnugget134 Рік тому +7

    Wait till he hears about vending machines

  • @justsomeguy196
    @justsomeguy196 3 роки тому +3223

    “The Worst kind of Evil is the kind that doesn’t Know they’re Evil”
    -A Weather Enthusiast

    • @matdrac8772
      @matdrac8772 3 роки тому +31

      Also Pucci

    • @bobbytarantino3552
      @bobbytarantino3552 3 роки тому +29

      This perfectly describes thanos

    • @joaoii1082
      @joaoii1082 3 роки тому +6

      Basically, Pucci was a fool

    • @saneperson2
      @saneperson2 3 роки тому +8

      @@TheChosenOnesTime me who’s only on the first season second episode: you may have out smarted me but I out smarted your out smartings

    • @QuoththeRavenRequiem
      @QuoththeRavenRequiem 3 роки тому +15

      Say, can you give me a Weather Report?

  • @HarrowingGod
    @HarrowingGod 3 роки тому +1112

    “you killed so many people”
    “I hit the Corporations where they hurt”
    wrong idea😭

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +6

      I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear xya

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 роки тому

      I make skits just like Caleb City and I bet 100% that I’ll make you guys laugh. If I’m wrong then you can come back to this comment and tell me

    • @belcarra
      @belcarra 3 роки тому +6

      @Comment Police Agreed!

    • @1DJ_416
      @1DJ_416 3 роки тому +6

      @Comment Police Agreed!

    • @Zenith_Nulls
      @Zenith_Nulls 3 роки тому +2

      @Comment Police Agreed!

  • @26gdagod.62
    @26gdagod.62 Рік тому +1

    “You did what?” That voice is so fuckn funny to me bro I’m drunk but it’s just so fuckn funny bro😭

  • @Douchini
    @Douchini 2 місяці тому +2

    I'd love to see a TV Show like this

  • @sashabraus9422
    @sashabraus9422 3 роки тому +620

    Imagine getting arrested for getting drunk. You're just spending the night in jail no big deal. Then you suddenly pop like a water balloon In the stratosphere, get rebuilt and set free. As soon as you process what happened you've been thanosed

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 роки тому +52

      At least it was "painless"..

    • @spencerlanman4011
      @spencerlanman4011 3 роки тому +86

      Then you wake up back in your jail cell and never drink again.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 3 роки тому +38

      @@spencerlanman4011 u know what we might be on to something fuck Alcohol Dependency Counseling this the new treatment

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 роки тому +4

      I make skits just like Caleb City and I bet 100% that I’ll make you guys laugh. If I’m wrong then you can come back to this comment and tell me

    • @Clementine416
      @Clementine416 3 роки тому

      Jail and prison are 2 different things

  • @armanpamma9454
    @armanpamma9454 3 роки тому +777

    Caleb: Now they can’t be treated like product
    Also Caleb: They *P O P P E D* like *B A L L O O N S*

    • @arekkususenpai3708
      @arekkususenpai3708 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheChosenOnesTime While i am a manga reader, how sad is your situation at home? Do your parents treat you well? Do they treat you well at school.

    • @ill_luck
      @ill_luck 3 роки тому

      @@TheChosenOnesTime can you stop going around saying fake spoilers

    • @kylegrey8266
      @kylegrey8266 3 роки тому +1

      They were treated like boom boom balloon, a product 🤣🤣

    • @awildsimp4910
      @awildsimp4910 3 роки тому

      @@ill_luck oh I thought it was real I got scared

    • @some_icedtea5205
      @some_icedtea5205 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheChosenOnesTime jokes on you I hate anime

  • @thisis_lungstar
    @thisis_lungstar Рік тому +2

    "And I took them high up into space, as high as I can, until they popped."😂😂😂

  • @uncommonflow8108
    @uncommonflow8108 2 роки тому

    I watch this video over n over from time to time and it hits every time

  • @wilfred5820
    @wilfred5820 3 роки тому +1162

    “He spittin facts”
    -Thanos probably

    • @noblepossum2991
      @noblepossum2991 3 роки тому +21

      Lol yeah they'd definitely be buddies

    • @Watkinsj516
      @Watkinsj516 3 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @firstname811
      @firstname811 3 роки тому +14

      The hardest choices require the strongest wills

  • @aididz7613
    @aididz7613 3 роки тому +14893

    "To end all racism, I killed all races"
    -Eren, probably

    • @TheVanoralix
      @TheVanoralix 3 роки тому +514

      Let's take everyone into the sky until they pop

    • @aurasushii3676
      @aurasushii3676 3 роки тому +344

      The poor Race Cars. :(

    • @vanitasz
      @vanitasz 3 роки тому +112

      equality at its finest in eren's eyes

    • @Gunner1997100
      @Gunner1997100 3 роки тому +258

      "So I gathered up all my boys and then we just started walking."
      -Eren, probably.

    • @ijal290
      @ijal290 3 роки тому +20

      *slaps! "How about Nascar?"

  • @Drushy_G
    @Drushy_G 3 місяці тому +2

    “There are way too many depressed people so I ended the people”

  • @kiddfpv
    @kiddfpv Рік тому +1

    “Over going out like a G”🤣

  • @Moshuun
    @Moshuun 3 роки тому +3695

    CalebCity: Endgame

    • @fwJTB
      @fwJTB 3 роки тому +4

      🤢🤮🤮^

    • @watdn3993
      @watdn3993 3 роки тому +4

      I hadd the power to make it 1k from 999 likes.
      That's how it feels like. Nice.

    • @robertlust6234
      @robertlust6234 3 роки тому

      @Ryan Saucier you watch this ua-cam.com/play/PLnQPLGakv2e0CX_OG8v2mxsEoRWgaUvVg.html and I'll watch your teo playlist #inaroo join

    • @robertlust6234
      @robertlust6234 3 роки тому

      @@watdn3993 did you watch @Ryan Saucier ?

    • @eddybruh1848
      @eddybruh1848 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/TCSUKIhjevo/v-deo.html

  • @losman4107
    @losman4107 3 роки тому +623

    "I noticed that people drown in water a lot, it's a pretty bad thing. So I took all the water on Earth and brought it as high as possible at super speed until it popped. No water, no problem."

  • @blottedcenter4348
    @blottedcenter4348 Рік тому

    This one of the funniest videos bruh I can’t all the different tones in your voice had me dead af 💀😂😂😂😂

  • @arsenhere7020
    @arsenhere7020 Рік тому +1

    I can imagine caleb watching a documentary of prisons and getting this video idea lol. really nice video.

  • @TimDaGoof
    @TimDaGoof 3 роки тому +2397

    This would be an hilarious comedy series, a “hero” roommates with normal people, and every episode they gotta stop him and teach him how not to destroy shit

    • @Delsin42
      @Delsin42 3 роки тому +66

      Yes tho it's kinda cliche and would get boring fast

    • @Delsin42
      @Delsin42 3 роки тому +25

      I recommend you watch The Boys

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 3 роки тому +25

      That's almost The Tick

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 3 роки тому +36

      Would have to be more like a short type thing, and it would be kinda hard to make it interesting but still a wonderful and hilarious idea

    • @level0108
      @level0108 3 роки тому +28

      Hmm
      -Hey guess what.
      -uhm so what did you do?
      -ok so this cat attacked me
      -uhu and then?
      -so I killed all cats.
      -why!?
      -because they're dangerous.
      -WHAT!
      -Yeah the big ones and the small ones too.
      -oh my god.

  • @alexinsertlastnamehere1182
    @alexinsertlastnamehere1182 3 роки тому +25719

    This video is literally just: “He a little confused but he got the spirit”

    • @wannaseemywoody422
      @wannaseemywoody422 3 роки тому +51

      @@TheChosenOnesTime spoiler?

    • @cian.o
      @cian.o 3 роки тому +242

      Nah he's a villain.

    • @moelester4267
      @moelester4267 3 роки тому +31

      @@TheChosenOnesTime cap lol

    • @ProdG315
      @ProdG315 3 роки тому +27

      @@TheChosenOnesTime levi doesn’t kill zeke

    • @nmk1ng
      @nmk1ng 3 роки тому +10

      🤣

  • @shawn980
    @shawn980 2 роки тому

    I’m gonna need another 7 more of these.

  • @justmatt1396
    @justmatt1396 Рік тому +2

    “The earth is getting warmer and we needed a fix. So I just got rid of the sun.”

  • @scribese7en
    @scribese7en 3 роки тому +1497

    "WhAu, Sharks are pretty dangerous, aren't they?"
    "Y-uhh... Henry...?"

    • @spuhgeddy1084
      @spuhgeddy1084 3 роки тому +5

      You look like you use ifunny.

    • @danielyo6778
      @danielyo6778 3 роки тому +5

      Underrated scene💔😂😂😂😂

    • @Mayeur000Donz
      @Mayeur000Donz 3 роки тому +16

      I loved that the rational roommate could already see where this was going.

    • @scribese7en
      @scribese7en 3 роки тому +22

      @@spuhgeddy1084 Those insults only work when you can see the person you're insulting m8.

    • @shem7146
      @shem7146 3 роки тому +3

      @@spuhgeddy1084 found the redditor

  • @thepinksupersaiyan8926
    @thepinksupersaiyan8926 3 роки тому +321

    I like how he doesn't even have to rely on his god tier editing skills sometimes people will just watch him yell for 3 minutes

  • @t.o.c9176
    @t.o.c9176 2 роки тому +1

    The second time, “So I gathered them all up….”

  • @josephsalaba8290
    @josephsalaba8290 2 роки тому +4

    Sharks are vital parts of the ecosystem. They keep medium sized fish in check so they don't eat up all the reef, allowing for food for everyone else :)

  • @kimmyjohnny31
    @kimmyjohnny31 3 роки тому +1667

    The ecosystems after sharks completely disappear: “Aight I’m a head out.”

    • @daviouscram2101
      @daviouscram2101 3 роки тому +29

      The fish in Yellowstone after they got rid of the wolves. "Aight I'm a head out."

    • @kennethbryant5819
      @kennethbryant5819 3 роки тому +7

      You thought WE fucked up the coral reef? All that shit would be gone without sharks. and of course the ocean would be a cesspool without coral.

    • @kevin-ww9dk
      @kevin-ww9dk 3 роки тому +1

      Ur a head out?

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson 3 роки тому +3

      @@kennethbryant5819 its kinda hard to think life can still survive all those years so many masss etinctions yet a new ecosystem ermged its crazy

    • @JuicerNation
      @JuicerNation 3 роки тому

      @@Mark-Wilson how dare you talk facts to an environmentalist. gtfo of here.

  • @hrj3890
    @hrj3890 3 роки тому +393

    “So anyways I started blasting”
    Yo I’m dead... like those criminals

    • @Words2000
      @Words2000 3 роки тому +4

      Our original bag ua-cam.com/video/J8uQqvvxK_Q/v-deo.html

    • @Words2000
      @Words2000 3 роки тому +2

      But don't click the link if you're not interested

    • @sethhensarling1939
      @sethhensarling1939 3 роки тому +1

      But I don’t see so good so I missed

    • @MatzushiiMorioka
      @MatzushiiMorioka 3 роки тому +2

      That was probably my favorite part of the video

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/diQ73I9DDyI/v-deo.html

  • @usjehrfh
    @usjehrfh Рік тому +1

    " sTOOP POPPING CREATUURESS!!!!!!!!! "
    Had me dead bro. Also pause at 2:55 😂😂😂

  • @Monchi2006
    @Monchi2006 2 роки тому

    we need more of these!

  • @kinyon2555
    @kinyon2555 3 роки тому +1386

    “There’s too many dangerous people in the world”
    “So I popped everyone”

  • @kqworthy2460
    @kqworthy2460 3 роки тому +766

    Kid: Dad who’s that?
    Dad: Son, he’s the hero this city...has.

    • @MrMegaSuperDuperMe
      @MrMegaSuperDuperMe 3 роки тому +53

      And the one it doesn't need.

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 3 роки тому +8

      @@MrMegaSuperDuperMe or deserve..unless its a crappy city.

    • @kronos1794
      @kronos1794 3 роки тому +2

      *fears

    • @thechickengd2904
      @thechickengd2904 3 роки тому +6

      That’s a nice cyanide and happiness plug right there

    • @caqaf73
      @caqaf73 3 роки тому +2

      I'm envisioning the Dad finishing out his quote with much hesitance haha

  • @Badruborg
    @Badruborg Рік тому +1

    The enthusiasm of this guy is so awesome

  • @freemiumplayer7347
    @freemiumplayer7347 Рік тому +1

    One of the funniest UA-cam videos I’ve ever seen lmao 😂

  • @sheikhdiallo2949
    @sheikhdiallo2949 3 роки тому +670

    When you realize that Caleb probably talks to himself like this

    • @Nooitheone
      @Nooitheone 3 роки тому +3

      🤫

    • @ProdUniverz
      @ProdUniverz 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/7HdqNbEsQtI/v-deo.html

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 3 роки тому +3

      He makes it seem easy but a lot of hours are put into skits.It takes me a while to edit a 2 minute vid

    • @TheChosenOnesTime
      @TheChosenOnesTime 3 роки тому +1

      LEVI KILLS ZEKE
      HANGE DIES
      EREN STARTS RUMBLING

    • @itssobig9288
      @itssobig9288 3 роки тому

      Mmmm interesting.

  • @ramsdankha2174
    @ramsdankha2174 3 роки тому +913

    “Way to many people died to heart attacks so I crushed everybody’s hearts so it can’t attack people no more.”

  • @brysonmark878
    @brysonmark878 2 роки тому +3

    Caleb: People are benefiting from the mistakes of others
    Eraser companies: And I took that personally.

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 9 місяців тому +3

    This dude has Dr. Manhattan level powers with Patrick Star level intelligence.

  • @lemonboy1363
    @lemonboy1363 3 роки тому +456

    “That’s the most inhuman thing you could have done.”
    “Yeah, but it isn’t insuperhuman.”

  • @armanbinukasim1386
    @armanbinukasim1386 3 роки тому +666

    Light and Lelouch: *sweating intesifies*

    • @ASOtheprO
      @ASOtheprO 3 роки тому +43

      Eren: 😶

    • @lilrice7865
      @lilrice7865 3 роки тому +12

      I was gonna say eren: want's some beer

    • @theradionicrevival8068
      @theradionicrevival8068 3 роки тому +29

      *”It literally just did not occur to me that there might be Socio-economic reasons as to why A lot of people are forced into committing crimes. It literally just never crossed my mind.”*
      -Light Yagami

    • @silverreaps6803
      @silverreaps6803 3 роки тому +2

      Anti hero

    • @KrysieLucasMonte
      @KrysieLucasMonte 3 роки тому +4

      The fur cape reminded me of ryuk for some reason.

  • @sparedu8899
    @sparedu8899 2 роки тому +1

    2:22 “Anyways I started blassin” so casual too😂

  • @jonbrickers8427
    @jonbrickers8427 11 місяців тому

    Solid vid, keep up the good work man

  • @nadeem9050
    @nadeem9050 3 роки тому +537

    Henry is literally the living definition of "he's a little confused but he's got spirit"

  • @openheart820
    @openheart820 3 роки тому +3348

    This is what a 5 year old would do if they had superpowers.
    "Mommy, I killed all of the sharks on Earth because Animal Planet said that they are mean."

    • @nabinoorshahil2715
      @nabinoorshahil2715 3 роки тому +186

      Mom: nooooooo, what have you done?
      Actually that would be a funny comedy show for kids a normal mom who has a super power child and has to teach them to use their powers for good. It can also have occational emotionally heartwarming episodes with genuinly good morals.

    • @eareversed308
      @eareversed308 3 роки тому +62

      @@nabinoorshahil2715 uhm Raising Dion

    • @Cross-wk8xt
      @Cross-wk8xt 3 роки тому +29

      @@eareversed308 Bruh that show was fire 🔥

    • @zaekat4088
      @zaekat4088 3 роки тому +3

      The likes are at 666- i can’t ruin this-

    • @gutiepiettv2432
      @gutiepiettv2432 3 роки тому +7

      After the murder of her baby, a black woman rises up in ranks and becomes the first female black president of America, at first she's nice and stands up for plenty of causes until she's elected president and all goes downhill for the men and white people all together...
      www.wattpad.com/story/162617355-this-president-is-a-black-girl
      Idea for this story is from my mom, surprisingly. O.O0 00000000

  • @niggawithaphone8502
    @niggawithaphone8502 Рік тому +3

    Writers of the boys: this could make a perfect show

  • @archellothewolf2083
    @archellothewolf2083 2 роки тому +1

    "So anyway, I started Blastin'" -underrated line right there. xD