Scientific proof Steve burns his Steaks

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  • Опубліковано 26 кві 2024
  • #shorts #minecraft #minecraftmemes #minecraftshorts #minecraftsurvival #minecraftbuilding #bedrock #redstone #minecraftjava #minecraftfunny #minecraftfacts Honey Blocks
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  • @spulcipher7131
    @spulcipher7131 Місяць тому +56342

    The steak isn't congratulations, it's an entire fucking ceremony

    • @ImNotMe224
      @ImNotMe224 Місяць тому +611

      This comment wins

    • @matnan7624
      @matnan7624 Місяць тому +469

      This steaks is so much cooked, it can do the entire Irish Nationality Celebration

    • @axeltroysugiarto5473
      @axeltroysugiarto5473 Місяць тому +169

      It's extraordinary at this point

    • @user-fj1ny6pp7v
      @user-fj1ny6pp7v Місяць тому +91

      It's legendary

    • @Cirbzy
      @Cirbzy Місяць тому +95

      It ain't just any ceremony.. It's the fuckin World Peace Ceremony!

  • @CurvedOrbit
    @CurvedOrbit 23 дні тому +1387

    “How would you like your steak sir?”
    *”atomized”*

    • @mintyjuicey2174
      @mintyjuicey2174 14 днів тому +7

      13 likes but with no comment? lemme fix that brotha

    • @blank54620
      @blank54620 13 днів тому

      ​@@mintyjuicey2174cringe

    • @heropuente8991
      @heropuente8991 10 днів тому

      hey, im the second guy to comment.

    • @blank54620
      @blank54620 10 днів тому

      @@mintyjuicey2174 bot

    • @LoL-pt4xl
      @LoL-pt4xl 9 днів тому

      That Means Its Heat Is 10X Of a Nuclear Meltdown

  • @DynamicMagi
    @DynamicMagi 28 днів тому +1861

    Sponge immediately dries if placed in the nether, i wonder how hot that would make the nether

    • @dynamicrange1759
      @dynamicrange1759 23 дні тому +45

      Good question

    • @ShadowCubeGT
      @ShadowCubeGT 20 днів тому +97

      300 times hotter than a furnace

    • @Honey_Bot_833
      @Honey_Bot_833 20 днів тому +43

      Yes times hotter than a furnace

    • @Chizinky
      @Chizinky 20 днів тому +9

      Potentially tens of thousands of degrees

    • @Walmart_Shopping_Bag
      @Walmart_Shopping_Bag 20 днів тому +20

      The nether is approximately 42259458307500000000000000000 watts hot(can someone transfer that to heat)

  • @OnimoIndustries
    @OnimoIndustries Місяць тому +21705

    Screw nuclear power. We’re burning Minecraft sponges.

    • @capvux
      @capvux Місяць тому +132

      Basically fusion reactor

    • @unifiedhorizons2663
      @unifiedhorizons2663 Місяць тому +69

      Nah chief that’s gulliman fusion
      Which is 1+1 = 1 million Jules of power ( that’s more then a super nova from the largest stars)

    • @SeveronTheRaptor
      @SeveronTheRaptor Місяць тому +64

      Ha! This ship’s steam powered? It must be so slo-
      *Sound barrier breaks*
      Holy shit.

    • @jdp..1716
      @jdp..1716 Місяць тому +25

      The sponges aren’t making the energy

    • @SeveronTheRaptor
      @SeveronTheRaptor Місяць тому +8

      @@jdp..1716 True, unless you use it to power something with the steam.

  • @CJ0611
    @CJ0611 Місяць тому +15449

    "Is that Aurora Borealis?"
    "Not It's just 45,000,000,000 Joules of energy"

    • @notmedicine9700
      @notmedicine9700 Місяць тому +346

      *Contained entirely within my kitchen*

    • @enderking5457
      @enderking5457 Місяць тому +138

      May I see it?

    • @cpyt
      @cpyt Місяць тому

      ​@@enderking5457no.

    • @djsac2513
      @djsac2513 Місяць тому +125

      Mmmmm, no.

    • @yui_riku2896
      @yui_riku2896 Місяць тому +85

      GERG THE HOUSS IS BURNING

  • @Orau
    @Orau Місяць тому +17757

    Steve can eat whatever th fuck he wants he just different

    • @bubbapie123
      @bubbapie123 Місяць тому +439

      He can eat 8 gold blocks crushed on an apple and with mods he can eat netherite

    • @Eater_EC
      @Eater_EC Місяць тому +68

      Rotten flesh

    • @DontReadMyPicture478
      @DontReadMyPicture478 Місяць тому +18

      Don’t read my name…

    • @ZBREAD.
      @ZBREAD. Місяць тому +14

      He ain't different if everyone else can do it

    • @mr.duckie._.
      @mr.duckie._. Місяць тому +7

      can he eat ladder tho?

  • @GamerBoi_Vids
    @GamerBoi_Vids 21 день тому +946

    "HE HAS THEM 'CONGRATULATION'" had me dieing bro i was laughing for hours

    • @MODO100percent
      @MODO100percent 15 днів тому +7

      I second this comment. My wife looked at me like I was going crazy

    • @shuga2deep
      @shuga2deep 13 днів тому

      @GamerBoi_Vids dying*

    • @dwizzgod
      @dwizzgod 13 днів тому +4

      no you didn’t

    • @megustaelfalonegro
      @megustaelfalonegro 11 днів тому

      I KNOW RIGHT HAHAHAHAH

    • @evo4970
      @evo4970 11 днів тому +2

      Corny

  • @impracticaldaily8062
    @impracticaldaily8062 22 дні тому +172

    The gradual descent into insanity by the narrator is brilliant 😂

  • @Critical_Vex
    @Critical_Vex Місяць тому +2418

    Steve casually using a nuclear reactor to "cook" steak

  • @taco-bellleftovers1816
    @taco-bellleftovers1816 Місяць тому +4259

    The fact that wet sponges immediately dry out when placed in the nether is honestly more concerning to me, and the fact that Steve can easily tolerate such heat, but not lava

    • @yttyw8531
      @yttyw8531 Місяць тому +408

      Lava in the nether doesn't cool down, its burning red, meaning air around it is really really hot. Also, lava produces dangerous fumes, so even standing near to it should kill Steve.

    • @sanityflyer5294
      @sanityflyer5294 Місяць тому +239

      I think the lava isn't hurting him, but simply him losing all his moisture.

    • @KranXD_
      @KranXD_ Місяць тому +41

      No he just stopa breathing to bot look too oo

    • @eMercody
      @eMercody Місяць тому +183

      Even scarier, how heavy is Steve to sink in lava?

    • @rickianlive
      @rickianlive Місяць тому +44

      even in savannas and desserts the sponges will dry out instantly

  • @timaeustanis
    @timaeustanis 17 днів тому +16

    "How do you want your steak sir?"
    "Fabulous please"

  • @fnafnemez
    @fnafnemez 19 днів тому +13

    "How do you want your steak?"
    "Awesome"

  • @NorbYyY_GG
    @NorbYyY_GG Місяць тому +6437

    "How would you like your steak?"
    "Congratulations, please."

    • @sycronix_
      @sycronix_ Місяць тому +35

      😂 man im dead 💀

    • @SupposedlyChase
      @SupposedlyChase Місяць тому +49

      that aint even congratulations anymore that shi is throw a damn party

    • @pina_colada14
      @pina_colada14 Місяць тому +29

      I said that in a restaurant and they gave me a piece of coal 💀

    • @grassperrysvn4543
      @grassperrysvn4543 Місяць тому +8

      that fucking legendary

    • @arvt_
      @arvt_ Місяць тому +3

      EXTRAORDINARY! !

  • @-KurbZik
    @-KurbZik Місяць тому +5604

    Bro's accent went from 🇬🇧 to 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, and in the end it sailed away to 🏴‍☠️ pretty fast.

    • @frutigerrrgd
      @frutigerrrgd Місяць тому +148

      get it? sailed away.
      sorry bad joke

    • @Nick12_45
      @Nick12_45 Місяць тому +13

      lol

    • @djfcb
      @djfcb Місяць тому +11

      yeah his voice does that

    • @aldotelo.2499
      @aldotelo.2499 Місяць тому +6

      Of Wotah

    • @user-tq3cn9ct2e
      @user-tq3cn9ct2e Місяць тому +9

      Mf bouta turn into jack sparrow at this point 😭

  • @Blueizy
    @Blueizy 22 дні тому +46

    Bro never be failing physics tests again

    • @MegaBanane9
      @MegaBanane9 15 днів тому +2

      He failing, because that's just the energy required to *heat* the water to 100°C, not to *boil* it away... although the boiling actually adds practically a negligible amount on this scale lol

    • @XalasiaBall
      @XalasiaBall 15 днів тому +3

      He also fails because he confused weight with density, as he said osmium is the heaviest substance known to man. Osmium is the densest stable element known to man,

    • @jimpickins3717
      @jimpickins3717 14 днів тому +1

      The energy needed to also evaporate the water will actually be 350 giga joules of energy not 45 giga joules in total. The power will be 23 billion watts so 23 times the power output of a nuclear power plant, so you’re right about missing out the energy to evaporate it but it’s not negligible at all.
      (Correct me if I’m wrong)

    • @MegaBanane9
      @MegaBanane9 14 днів тому

      @@jimpickins3717 45 *Giga*joules to heat the water, so the 350 MJ of evaporation don't add too much

    • @jimpickins3717
      @jimpickins3717 14 днів тому

      I believe it’s 305 gigajoules not mega joules to evaporate it, check your units

  • @antree4208
    @antree4208 11 днів тому +1

    Not reading the description made this video a wild ride. Thank you for that. The times back in the day where the eating animation bugs out and you’re eating a piece of cooked steak for what seems like an eternity makes perfect sense now that it was actually an intended feature

  • @finn_in_the_bin5263
    @finn_in_the_bin5263 Місяць тому +2786

    "How do you want your steak?"
    "Cremated"

    • @archer_5490
      @archer_5490 24 дні тому +27

      This is hilarious, why is this not more liked?

    • @finn_in_the_bin5263
      @finn_in_the_bin5263 24 дні тому +12

      @archer_5490 probably bc it's only a week or so old on a video older than that. Probably just missed its prime time lmao thanks tho!

    • @seltzersoda
      @seltzersoda 22 дні тому +1

      @@finn_in_the_bin5263cus it’s literally the same joke thats been repeated over and over

    • @finn_in_the_bin5263
      @finn_in_the_bin5263 21 день тому +3

      @@seltzersoda tbf I didn't read a single one of them I just dropped that in the comments and left lmao

    • @user-yk3ln4ki9s
      @user-yk3ln4ki9s 21 день тому +2

      Like my dad

  • @aimethekitty7919
    @aimethekitty7919 Місяць тому +3857

    "Contained entirely within your kitchen" caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 Місяць тому +19

      I understand that reference

    • @Kittyguygaming
      @Kittyguygaming Місяць тому +27

      May I see it?

    • @alexmunn36
      @alexmunn36 Місяць тому +25

      @@Kittyguygaming no

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 Місяць тому +3

      Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha what

    • @hackerman203
      @hackerman203 Місяць тому +13

      ​@@alexmunn36Seymour,the house is on fire!

  • @Divinegoldenlight
    @Divinegoldenlight 11 днів тому +1

    the passive aggressive tone and the fact steve has his steak Congratulation made me laugh so hard, you can have my subscribe

  • @RoyalesOfClans78
    @RoyalesOfClans78 29 днів тому +11

    Bro is become the next Vsauce

    • @TakeruDavis
      @TakeruDavis 17 днів тому +1

      He's the next Austin (Shoddycast)

  • @AJOlesen
    @AJOlesen Місяць тому +1839

    That’s not a congratulations, that’s a noble prize winner.

    • @Cosmicio
      @Cosmicio Місяць тому +22

      That aint noble prize winner, it's purple heart awarding

    • @NathanDewandaru
      @NathanDewandaru Місяць тому +22

      That ain't purple hear awarding it's fucking multiversal peace ceremony

    • @vampiricvitya
      @vampiricvitya Місяць тому +9

      This has to be the funniest joke here simply bc noble prizes can also be scientific 😭😭😭😭

    • @abeyroy007
      @abeyroy007 Місяць тому +1

      Did you all mean NOBEL PRIZE ???
      I am having a brain aneurysm reading the comment and the replies coz everyone have said "NOBLE PRIZE" and not "NOBEL PRIZE"
      I am genuinely confused 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

    • @elifan06
      @elifan06 14 днів тому

      That ain't a multiversal peace ceremony. It's an omniverse peace graduation

  • @supernovavoidking6169
    @supernovavoidking6169 Місяць тому +2746

    Basically just proving Steve is the most powerful in existence

    • @Im_ablackhole
      @Im_ablackhole Місяць тому +62

      Creative mode is his true form

    • @VoidExpansion89
      @VoidExpansion89 Місяць тому +69

      Even Super Smash Bros FUCKING BANNED HIM IN RANKED 💀💀💀

    • @themaskedronin
      @themaskedronin Місяць тому +45

      "but can he beat go-"
      me: yes
      "but-"
      me: /kill

    • @tianrongchen6916
      @tianrongchen6916 Місяць тому +17

      Steve casually beating all of fiction in creative then doing the crouch, uncrouch

    • @user-ho9eb6tr1b
      @user-ho9eb6tr1b Місяць тому +18

      Wait I just, realized, Steve is too strong..
      You see if you put the same wet sponge in the nether.
      *IT INSTANTLY EVAPORATES TO A REGULAR SPONGE*
      *STEVE IS STROLLING AROUND WITHOUT A CARE IN THE UNDERWORLD*

  • @mick3y966
    @mick3y966 21 день тому +9

    That steak joke is the funniest damn thing I've heard all day

    • @dennyshei4849
      @dennyshei4849 6 днів тому

      It's from a video if you wanted to watch the original

  • @TheAdhdMessDude
    @TheAdhdMessDude 23 дні тому +2

    “Hey it’s vsauce here, gerg hasn’t gone insane, or has he?”

  • @xixux9087
    @xixux9087 Місяць тому +2856

    Waiter: how would you like to have your steak cooked?
    steve: just give me coal

    • @user-tp2cp7xk9u
      @user-tp2cp7xk9u Місяць тому +12

      Dont worry il have it holiday in congratulation once i cook it in my furnace

    • @moodyinbuon3420
      @moodyinbuon3420 Місяць тому +4

      Congratulations Steve

    • @autotec-20
      @autotec-20 Місяць тому +4

      breaking bad got my brain rotted, I read that as Walter

    • @Chigger
      @Chigger Місяць тому

      ​@@autotec-20Either way, someone's gotta cook.

    • @autotec-20
      @autotec-20 Місяць тому +1

      @@Chigger
      Walter: How would you like your meth cooked?
      Steve: Just give me glass

  • @user-yw5vs1bk8v
    @user-yw5vs1bk8v Місяць тому +1631

    And how do you like your steak, sir?
    Steve: Sacrificed...

  • @user-hl1xt2oy8q
    @user-hl1xt2oy8q 4 дні тому +1

    Waiter: How would you like your steak.
    Steve:I want it cooked in a particle accelerator.

  • @berkaykaracan3003
    @berkaykaracan3003 21 день тому +3

    Started British, ended Brucie Kibbutz

  • @darmorel549
    @darmorel549 Місяць тому +747

    Not only that, but steve almost certainly makes a pressure bomb when drying said sponge, due to making 216 thousand cubic meters of steam.

    • @Fatherwenttogetthemilk
      @Fatherwenttogetthemilk Місяць тому +46

      Everything thing in about a 30-70 meter radius would be atomized😊

    • @muhammedmuha4846
      @muhammedmuha4846 Місяць тому +26

      ​@@Fatherwenttogetthemilksomething that makes hiroshima look like a lighter.

    • @lukepippin4781
      @lukepippin4781 Місяць тому +16

      Yeah but imagine drying them instantly in the nether. Forget beds. That’s a dang H bomb.

    • @aviyagrego6956
      @aviyagrego6956 Місяць тому +12

      @@lukepippin4781that means Minecraft mobs can hold nuclear bomb level of heat XD and Steve can can sprint while he is with iron armor in there that r conducting even more heat 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Nelsito99
      @Nelsito99 Місяць тому +5

      Fun fact if you put a empty bucket where the fule would go after a wet sponge starts drying it will fill the bucket with water

  • @markotafa
    @markotafa Місяць тому +1169

    The congratulations joke is the funniest joke I heard this month 😂

    • @Muffinofmurder
      @Muffinofmurder Місяць тому +4

      It’s not a congratulations, it’s a entire fucking Oscars

    • @CupOcoffee_
      @CupOcoffee_ Місяць тому +5

      What joke

    • @walshar2705
      @walshar2705 Місяць тому

      ​@CupOcoffee_ the joke at the end you skibidi fortnite

    • @markotafa
      @markotafa Місяць тому +15

      a stake can be made "well done", like, "well done you did it" so he says this is so cooked that it's "congratulations"

    • @WallachiaTacos
      @WallachiaTacos Місяць тому +7

      that shit made me start giggling

  • @zayskyprogramming
    @zayskyprogramming 29 днів тому +1

    i could tell from the hall of the mountain king at the start that this shit was about to get crazy :skull:

  • @CamdenStevens-ir5nc
    @CamdenStevens-ir5nc 15 днів тому +1

    This what insane people do on a daily basis

  • @Mochi_Matcha_Tea
    @Mochi_Matcha_Tea Місяць тому +3898

    THE CLASSIC GERG VOICE-
    edit: I know I’m lyney, people. Yes, I play Genshin.
    edit#2: holy, 3.8k likes? Ty!

  • @singhswings5915
    @singhswings5915 Місяць тому +164

    "how do you like your steaks?"
    "Nuclear"

    • @hgamer7116
      @hgamer7116 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@andyhodgson7882 pretty sure literally every mob in the nether couldn't do the things they do in game if it was irl but does Mojang care about that? Well of course not cuz reasons

  • @theblackside2991
    @theblackside2991 7 днів тому

    The way his voice got more raspy and deeper makes the joke even funnier

  • @843Reboot
    @843Reboot 21 день тому +1

    "i like my steak medal of honor or noble peace prize"

  • @Le_mouse
    @Le_mouse Місяць тому +3261

    that steak isn't congratulations, it's a fuckin graduation.

  • @FierceOcean
    @FierceOcean Місяць тому +3648

    It’s past congratulation, it’s fucking happy birthday
    Holy fuck, I made something funny AND seen?!?

    • @Blue03Flame
      @Blue03Flame Місяць тому +174

      Nah bro it’s merry fucking christmas

    • @pokemontrainerdeb
      @pokemontrainerdeb Місяць тому +125

      it's beyond that, it's fucking happy new year

    • @British_navy
      @British_navy Місяць тому +49

      @@pokemontrainerdebit’s fucking happy

    • @F1shyBab1shy
      @F1shyBab1shy Місяць тому

      It’s fucking “Its a boy“

    • @my_blueshirt
      @my_blueshirt Місяць тому +44

      NO THATS JUST PERFECT AT THIS POINT

  • @viljamik6635
    @viljamik6635 5 днів тому +1

    Bro eats "happy birth day"

  • @LaraibHasanKhan
    @LaraibHasanKhan 28 днів тому +1

    My brain stopped braining after 3 seconds of the video....

  • @moedab138
    @moedab138 Місяць тому +628

    Ark: We follow some laws of physics
    Minecraft: Whats Science???

    • @TGBBP72
      @TGBBP72 Місяць тому +8

      DayZ: don't fall off a 1 foot ledge (you will die)

    • @KronosTheRevenant
      @KronosTheRevenant Місяць тому +8

      Minecraft: I can cut down trees with my bare hands and have a black hole for a pocket

    • @md.sifatsarkar2775
      @md.sifatsarkar2775 Місяць тому +1

      It's magic

    • @NotRick05
      @NotRick05 Місяць тому +1

      Magic in a fancy word

    • @yakoubikhalil3625
      @yakoubikhalil3625 Місяць тому +1

      And it's still weird how they remove stuff like fireflies because frogs don't eat them

  • @quijequije
    @quijequije Місяць тому +787

    It's not congratulation, it's logic contemplation 💀

    • @lucaspeters1871
      @lucaspeters1871 Місяць тому +2

      Nah it's in retirement

    • @AMarinatedBaby
      @AMarinatedBaby Місяць тому +4

      ​@lucaspeters1871 forgive me if I'm wrong, but i think it might be dead

    • @CornbreadFish
      @CornbreadFish Місяць тому +1

      No it is fantastic, which is farther in the chart

  • @Above_Heights.
    @Above_Heights. 18 днів тому +1

    No one:
    Me: A spongebob in Minecraft you say?

  • @Ferrous92
    @Ferrous92 Місяць тому +250

    Steve reduces his steaks to atoms, then crushes them back together with his godly strength. He doesn't like his steak well done, he likes it atomically reassembled 💀

    • @hildanasreen3222
      @hildanasreen3222 Місяць тому +10

      111 likes and no coment? Let me-
      (Gets punched in face)

  • @_c40
    @_c40 Місяць тому +1007

    One problem. 15 seconds is not 15 seconds in minecraft time

    • @Darwidx
      @Darwidx Місяць тому

      Yes, it's 18 minutes.
      Some math later. It's requires 57,28 MJ and 53 038 Watts, this is only 0,0053% of energy produced by nuclear reactor.
      What make it extremally inefficient because 1 coal weigthing as much as 1/9 of 1m³ of coal should produce 40,82GJ and 37,79 MW what with 100% efficiency should give us 3,779% of nuclear reactor power. That means we only use 0,14% of power and rest 99,86% will speed up the global warming.

    • @p4rk5h
      @p4rk5h Місяць тому +192

      Considering that though (1sec in Minecraft = 72sec in IRL (Thanks @eNeerbek for correcting me) due to whole daylight cycle taking 24000ticks, and 1day IRL is 1728000ticks),
      That is still equivalent of an hour of real time. But dividing it with 3600 seconds is minuscule to that powerplant output for burning that steak.
      So, Steve's steak will still be, "Congratulations".

    • @eNeerbek
      @eNeerbek Місяць тому +31

      @@p4rk5hwell you can also say that a minecraft day is 20 minutes which means that there is 3x24 minecraft days per real life day and that means that the 8 seconds should get multiplied by 72 which is 576 seconds instead of 50

    • @p4rk5h
      @p4rk5h Місяць тому +15

      @@eNeerbek Oh, Thanks for correcting that. Updated comment accordingly.
      Just wanted to say quick napkin math can tell it'll be leading to Congratulations since the ratio is diminishable against that powerplant watt.

    • @loganmuller9904
      @loganmuller9904 Місяць тому +6

      ​​@@p4rk5hDividing by 3600 is NOT miniscule lol it is literally 1/3600 of what what was stated, roughly equivalent to a mid-sized wind turbine.
      Edit: I was tripping slightly, a Minecraft sec is 72 IRL seconds so it's 1/72, which is equivalent to a large wind farm. I'm not sure how 3600 came into the mix 🤷‍♂️.
      His steak is still probably burnt tho

  • @doodleplayer4014
    @doodleplayer4014 22 дні тому +2

    I absolutely adore the way he says "PURE P O W E R"

  • @oliverfreitas8593
    @oliverfreitas8593 24 дні тому +1

    Bro is doing his steak if a fucking Nuclear Reactor 😭🙏

  • @xavierburval4128
    @xavierburval4128 Місяць тому +192

    Given the fact that the same furnace is able to melt down ores from literal hell within the same time frame, I’m not surprised

    • @redstocat5455
      @redstocat5455 Місяць тому +20

      HOW IS THE NETHER FILLED WITH LAVA LESS HOT THAN 8 COMBLESTONES AND SOME COAL

    • @lyneloflight
      @lyneloflight Місяць тому +9

      @@redstocat5455because
      D E N S I T Y

    • @anonymousapproximation8549
      @anonymousapproximation8549 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@redstocat5455 Because Steve(?) is a literal wizard who specializes in civilian industry.

    • @Archiver_Studio
      @Archiver_Studio Місяць тому +4

      ​@@anonymousapproximation8549Steve is secretly a Demigod

    • @anonymousapproximation8549
      @anonymousapproximation8549 Місяць тому +4

      @@Archiver_Studio My headcanon is that Steve(?) is a robot designed to colonize and expand the influence of his empire, and that the different gamemodes are Steve(?) in different levels of disrepair after the collapse.

  • @kurbye.
    @kurbye. Місяць тому +819

    The thing is, sponges can absorb multiple water sources at once. 2 water buckets (water sources) can be made into an INFINITE water source, meaning a wet sponge has 2 or more infinity(s). And since wet sponges are stackable, it pretty much makes Steve Kratos v2 at this point

    • @user-zh5tg1hs3h
      @user-zh5tg1hs3h Місяць тому +31

      Kratos is noting he can fight gods but Steve can carry IT still jumping and swiming and having Creativ whit infinite helth and power

    • @bimogamer8514
      @bimogamer8514 Місяць тому +9

      Ice can be stackable and ot can be combined together 2 times whice is 4x of one water backer each ice and since its stackable you can have shulkers full of stacks of it

    • @Elfredwastaken
      @Elfredwastaken Місяць тому +2

      Nah,it makes kratos steve V2

    • @Wreckedftfoxy
      @Wreckedftfoxy Місяць тому +1

      no he isnt kratos he is more powerful than kratos

    • @badguyboss
      @badguyboss Місяць тому

      @@Elfredwastaken uh, what?

  • @GIGACAT573
    @GIGACAT573 28 днів тому +1

    The cows are probably different than irl...

  • @idk15762
    @idk15762 2 дні тому

    "How would you like your steak sir?"
    "Magma."

  • @lowlevelCt
    @lowlevelCt Місяць тому +115

    The efficiency of furnaces are truly unmatched.

    • @jx5b
      @jx5b Місяць тому +4

      It trully is. Getting 3 Billion Watts of power from 150kg of coal is wild..

  • @subashroy212
    @subashroy212 Місяць тому +387

    "He has them Congratulation" Had me dying 💀

  • @Brickproof
    @Brickproof 29 днів тому +2

    Steve's meat food:
    Raw beef: Extreme legendary
    Cooked beef: Incredible, stunning!
    Gold ignot: butter

  • @user-gz3uf2ce1h
    @user-gz3uf2ce1h 3 дні тому +1

    Steve doesn't eat his stake well_done he eats that legendary

  • @Coltonfray
    @Coltonfray Місяць тому +130

    We’re not going to talk about how Steve not only can carry all of those sponges but can also hold a nuclear reactor in his finger tips.

    • @revimfadli4666
      @revimfadli4666 Місяць тому

      Doc Ock would've loved to visit the Minecraft universe

  • @user-dn5lr6lp4k
    @user-dn5lr6lp4k Місяць тому +305

    You forgot to factor in the energy required to actually evaporate all that water...

    • @LolO36675
      @LolO36675 Місяць тому +59

      oh shit you're right, most of the energy for boiling water comes from the phase change. so the actual total is probably like 1,000 times more that what he said

    • @gamingreborn1114
      @gamingreborn1114 Місяць тому +73

      @@LolO36675 i did the calculations for this but for 65 blocks of water, it works out to around 169 GJ of power (latent heat of vaporization is 2260000 J/kg)
      also i think furnaces cook in 10 seconds so that would work out to roughly 17 nuclear power plants of power
      if you were to use the full 135 blocks as in the video it would be roughly twice that amount for all 3 values

    • @shinakai
      @shinakai Місяць тому +12

      ​@@gamingreborn1114that is fucking insane😂

    • @hybbfr727
      @hybbfr727 Місяць тому +9

      and the sheer amount of steam it would create

    • @rhalfzanjoedicam8456
      @rhalfzanjoedicam8456 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@gamingreborn1114
      You have 100 missed calls from Oppenheimer and Tony Stark

  • @StillNightss
    @StillNightss 12 днів тому

    Not even congratulations. He booked an entire ass award show for it.

  • @The_super_saiyan
    @The_super_saiyan 7 днів тому +1

    Steak is destroyed on a molecular level 💀

  • @TheAdhdMessDude
    @TheAdhdMessDude Місяць тому +1300

    His steak isn’t congratulations it’s a entire fcking world holiday

    • @HRVATian
      @HRVATian Місяць тому +1

      HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS NOT HAVE REPLIES

    • @boopisjr
      @boopisjr Місяць тому

      Nah its a New year's celebration 💀🙏

    • @squiddlyd
      @squiddlyd Місяць тому +3

      ​@@HRVATian it's stolen

    • @that_one_reply8805
      @that_one_reply8805 Місяць тому

      NERD content

    • @ThunderUnrelenting
      @ThunderUnrelenting Місяць тому +1

      You literally copy-pasted the top comment. Get a life.

  • @NasusGamer
    @NasusGamer Місяць тому +489

    The Steak joke is the best.. ❤😂

  • @OliverMan
    @OliverMan 3 дні тому

    “So, Steve, how would you u like your steak?” “Graduation Ceremony, please.”😂😂😂

  • @imaddi
    @imaddi 12 днів тому +1

    Minecraft, the scientifically accurate game.

  • @PrototypePlatform
    @PrototypePlatform Місяць тому +183

    normally i hate 'minecraft bad logic' videos but this had me howling, the shouting was too good

    • @littlevirus3562
      @littlevirus3562 Місяць тому +8

      Yeah, passion really does it's art when applied in the right places

    • @EithanPereira-bb9cw
      @EithanPereira-bb9cw Місяць тому

      howling?

    • @tianrongchen6916
      @tianrongchen6916 Місяць тому

      If you want to go even further with the insanity, you can use a bottle on a single source block infinite times, thus a single source block of water will weigh infinite tons so a sponge can collect 135 infinite tons and yea I think you can get where I’m going

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim Місяць тому

      didn't like it either until I relaized it was a joke setup for the last part 😂

  • @FrostyMeerkat
    @FrostyMeerkat Місяць тому +144

    Something else to consider, placing a wet sponge in the nether will dry it out NEARLY INSTANTLY. even if it took 1 second that would be 15 times more heat than the furnace, OR 45 TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN A NUCLEAR REACTOR!

    • @redstocat5455
      @redstocat5455 Місяць тому +7

      And remember....
      It can do that for millions of sponges

    • @chantinghang309
      @chantinghang309 Місяць тому +18

      And remember, it will be dried out in 1 tick, which is 1/20 second, which is 900 NUCLEAR REACTORS

    • @MGSLurmey
      @MGSLurmey Місяць тому +7

      His calculations are off though.. it takes TEN seconds to cook something in the furnace.. not 15!

    • @chantinghang309
      @chantinghang309 Місяць тому +5

      @@MGSLurmey oh well but it's still 600 NUCLEAR REACTORS

    • @JankyTableAtlas-st5gu
      @JankyTableAtlas-st5gu Місяць тому +3

      so that's why hbm's nuclear tech mod hits me with instakill radiation when i go in the nether

  • @user-sw6kq1qe7o
    @user-sw6kq1qe7o 19 днів тому

    Steve is an Eldritch horror at this point.

  • @tr0ublerising
    @tr0ublerising 7 днів тому

    It's over twice as much energy than The DeLorean needed to travel in time.

  • @ryanott7586
    @ryanott7586 Місяць тому +1273

    For anyone wondering here are the exact calculations:
    1 cubic meter of H2O = 1000000 grams of H2O
    Multiply this by 135 for the 135 blocks that are absorbed
    Using the formula q=m*C*deltaT we can plug in:
    The weight: 135000000 g
    The specific best capacity: 4.181 J/g*C
    And the change in temperature assuming the reaction takes place at STP (25 C): 100-25=75 C
    135000000*4.181*75=4.2363x10^10 J = 42.363 Gigajoules
    Next we calculate for Watts using the formula Joules/seconds = watts
    Joules: 42.363 GJ
    Seconds: 15 seconds
    42.363/15 = 2.8242 Gigawatts = 2,824,200,000 Watts of energy
    P.S. I have my AP chem exam tomorrow, so doing this calculation was just a fun way to test my knowledge of thermochemistry! 😅

    • @tahirriaz2009
      @tahirriaz2009 Місяць тому +44

      For boiling, dont’t we take latent heat of vaporization

    • @solitary5223
      @solitary5223 Місяць тому +35

      Great calculation, however in the video the initial temperature is set at 20C, and the sponge is evaporated completely, so like the other reply mentioned, you also have to calculate the enthalpy of vaporization for 135 tonnes of water

    • @solitary5223
      @solitary5223 Місяць тому +10

      In addition, don't forget there are significant figures in this problem, and the units for the efficiency for the furnance is in Gigawatts/second, or watts/second

    • @pmzhero384
      @pmzhero384 Місяць тому +3

      349 GJ if the water boils too

    • @Thewolfblaze743
      @Thewolfblaze743 Місяць тому

      If somebody rights 🤓👆

  • @nawt9529
    @nawt9529 Місяць тому +150

    Waiter: How would you like your steak?
    Steve: Turn of the century

    • @Tails_Drawsnix
      @Tails_Drawsnix Місяць тому

      What does turn mean?

    • @Totallynotliam-
      @Totallynotliam- 29 днів тому

      @@Tails_Drawsnixit’s the celebration of entering a new century

    • @ChrisHinners008
      @ChrisHinners008 19 днів тому

      DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT
      🤓uhm acktually it’s steak not stake🤓
      FU-

    • @nawt9529
      @nawt9529 19 днів тому

      @@ChrisHinners008 thanks actually, it was autocorrect

  • @Tacotaco43
    @Tacotaco43 16 днів тому

    “How would you like your steak, sir?”
    Steve: “ *Vaporized* , please.”

  • @user-tm4jy2zw8b
    @user-tm4jy2zw8b 18 днів тому

    The rant at the end made it all worth while.

  • @ocean_thing
    @ocean_thing Місяць тому +198

    "It's not just well done, Steve got congratulations" had me rollin 😂😂😂

  •  Місяць тому +103

    Subway when I keep telling them to toast my bun:

    • @mihaivergelea26
      @mihaivergelea26 Місяць тому +6

      "can you toast it a bit"

    • @Aidon.Knowles
      @Aidon.Knowles Місяць тому +2

      "Anything else?"
      "Yeah, can I get it toasted one more time?"

  • @user-ud9sv5dr4q
    @user-ud9sv5dr4q 20 годин тому

    Waiter:"how would you like your steak sir"
    Me:"congratulations"😂😂

  • @as_ta2
    @as_ta2 26 днів тому

    man that's "Congratulations" almost killed me 😂😂

  • @vedantgosavi3282
    @vedantgosavi3282 Місяць тому +108

    At this point gerg's sanity has taken a looong vacation and isnt coming back

    • @thatnentendogamer3611
      @thatnentendogamer3611 Місяць тому +1

      It went for milk

    • @JosiahBriggs
      @JosiahBriggs Місяць тому

      @@thatnentendogamer3611
      New short idea:
      How does Steve(?) drink so much milk so fast?

    • @thatnentendogamer3611
      @thatnentendogamer3611 Місяць тому +1

      @@JosiahBriggs how can he eat a cake so fast. It requires an entire bucket of milk in the recipe, and more, but somehow can still be consumed faster

    • @JosiahBriggs
      @JosiahBriggs Місяць тому

      @@thatnentendogamer3611 at least it takes multiple “bites” unlike the milk or any other food

  • @chickencancanyt8804
    @chickencancanyt8804 Місяць тому +46

    Minecraft devs accidentally making the furnace into several nuclear power plants

    • @Dreeedger
      @Dreeedger Місяць тому

      A

    • @JosiahBriggs
      @JosiahBriggs Місяць тому

      @@Dreeedger
      understandable, have a nice day

    • @Dreeedger
      @Dreeedger Місяць тому

      @@JosiahBriggs ballsack leather chairs

  • @3gg9
    @3gg9 21 день тому +1

    "does the glowing red mean it's still raw?"

  • @The_Cheez
    @The_Cheez Місяць тому +115

    Marty never needed a lightning bolt.
    *He needed eight blocks of stone.*

    • @judahhollis1794
      @judahhollis1794 15 днів тому +1

      Seventy-four likes and no comments? Let me fix that bro

  • @CommonSense-xh7bu
    @CommonSense-xh7bu Місяць тому +21

    "What do you do for a living?"
    gerg: "...its complicated"

  • @NyehDoesThings
    @NyehDoesThings 23 дні тому

    This is giving “Life didn’t give us lemons! WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!!” vibes

  • @RylandRogers
    @RylandRogers 14 днів тому +1

    That steak is a fantastic dude

  • @DUKE91103
    @DUKE91103 Місяць тому +153

    Steve on his giga chad grind

  • @OneThunder-101
    @OneThunder-101 Місяць тому +51

    I just love the fact that his voice keep getting darker and darker 😂

    • @ErickTurdan
      @ErickTurdan 28 днів тому +1

      Gordon Ramsey Real Voice

  • @cecilaustria6201
    @cecilaustria6201 7 днів тому

    I just love the way he just sounds more and more crazy as the video progress

  • @zexominite1022
    @zexominite1022 15 днів тому

    Bud's voice turns demonic on that congratulation

  • @theyellowman9625
    @theyellowman9625 Місяць тому +32

    “Gravity, noooo- *CRUNCH* ”
    Steve: “amateur.”

  • @systemcrasher7300
    @systemcrasher7300 Місяць тому +12

    That makes smokers and blast furnaces more eco-friendly, since they do it faster, or more dangerous, since they do it faster

    • @erubianwarlord8208
      @erubianwarlord8208 Місяць тому

      more dangerous at a certain point in energy release the pollution efficiency of a system stops mattering to the health of the environment due to the simple fact that your 'clean burning fuel' just evaporated the entire biome into fine ash

  • @dumdum5520
    @dumdum5520 14 днів тому

    Love the slow but sure build up of the chaotic energy 😂

  • @kikicat123
    @kikicat123 17 днів тому

    Don't forget, the nether dries out sponges instantly. The nether must be liquefyingly hot.

  • @underweightamerican
    @underweightamerican Місяць тому +30

    Can’t wait until gerg finds out about the button crafting recipe

  • @somerandomdude5692
    @somerandomdude5692 Місяць тому +35

    That is not a congratulations, that is an whole ass wedding

  • @comteqfr525
    @comteqfr525 15 днів тому

    Doing physics on minecraft is such a mood 😂

  • @mttw_kzn2510
    @mttw_kzn2510 15 днів тому

    Steve likes his steak to be “ I'm proud of you, you did such a good job. Don't ever give up ”

  • @CT_Space
    @CT_Space Місяць тому +37

    That steak is no longer congratulation, that steak is a whole holiday

  • @Cody357
    @Cody357 Місяць тому +102

    Steve's steak isn't well done. His steak is a whole ass ceremony.

  • @Neuwey331
    @Neuwey331 26 днів тому

    Steve carrying an inventory full of wet sponges is equivalent to Steve carrying 300,000,000 kg without any strain.

  • @Madrams77
    @Madrams77 18 днів тому

    Dude had me intrigued, then scared, then just plain confused

  • @katuwu362
    @katuwu362 Місяць тому +15

    Bro is the Vsauce of the Minecraft community

  • @alibenhassan3746
    @alibenhassan3746 Місяць тому +15

    " *OR 3BILLION WATTS OF PURE POWER* "
    dude sounds like a singer in the Rolling Stones😭