The barbarian joke gets even wilder when you remember that the CIV V: A Barbarian Has Captured Your Worker sketch came out almost 10 YEARS AGO?! What?!
@@ddunfuh9239yeah they got fused with city states more or less to create “free people” . You can supposedly to things to gain their support like with suzarian buffs or they can become enemies and act like barbarians. TLDR basically civ7 is revamped barbarian clans mode 2.0
If this video feels extra authentic, it's because I shot it alone in the wood and then had to learn a new editing and vfx software, just like the good 'ol days! If you're hungry for more Door Monster, check out some of the compilations and podcasts over on the Back Door Productions channel - www.youtube.com/@backdoorproductions4983
It will need more than these skits to do that, in fact the opposite. Now that there are no more builders, it makes me even more reluctant to buy this. They seem to have jumped the shark on what they want to do with Civ VII, yet the leader graphics suck. I have been a paying Civver since Civ II, and the original MS-DOS Colonization but they've lost me. Anyway, keep up the good work.
Outdoor lighting, new vfx, soft focus, contrast. It's like looking in the mirror and then taking a photo with your phone and the tech makes you look... I don't know? Warm? Alive? It's not great.
Civ 5: Immortal Builders Civ 6: Instantaneous Construction but only several times builders Civ 7: No Builders Civ 8: Builders must be resurrected Civ 9: Choose a builder from any of the previous Civ games Civ 10: YOU ARE THE BUILDER
Oh man that outtro music at 3:01 was such a blast from the past. I remember the first time I used a rock band in Civ 6. Though yall missed a golden opportunity to make it the rock band music for the band that immediately fails. It's too distinctive and could be a perfect punchline
I hate going for cultural victories precisely because the rock bands fail so often. I also despise that sound (and the failure sound) being spammed turn after turn.
@jeanmarc6517 its not just my rock bands I'm talking about. It's the other Civs rock bands more often than not. I only use them to "finalize" the culture victory; i.e. bring it home and wrap this game up.
Ten years? That can't be right. I was just turning 30 when I first saw Door Monster so if it's been ten years that would mean I'm turning 40 now but that's not right because I'm not old. Hang on... oh no... time.... /fades away
Thee feeling when the golden age ends. You see young people out and about and you realize that was you a lifetime ago. Why can't we stand the test of time like the civ leaders!?
Well, at least in the somewhat distant future they have "workers" (Beyond Earth), so I guess those who leave earth get their old jobs back (under a different title).
Man, with the "it's not in the cards" line, I thought this was going to be some kinda dark age policy card joke. Weird that they're getting rid of builders. I miss the old immortal workers that just spent millennia building roads and improvements, then upgrading the roads to railroads, then standing around idly until it was time to upgrade again to freeways.
@@Palora01 yeah the graphics also threw me off from getting into it- even when the game was like $4 on sale. Maybe I’ll try 7 after watching some game play but damn I want my workers back
I miss seeing them change with the ages. From stone masons to modern day construction workers. Keeping them alive since the beginning of recorded history.
Notice how the 2 previous sketches about workers/builders from V and VI started with a shot of a worker plowing the fields ? That's not the case anymore, because they're being laid off.
The best part of any Paradox game release; a new Door Monster sketch! Also looking forward to more of your long-form videos, I’ve really been enjoying them!
Civilization isn't Paradox unfortunately... I don't think Firaxis even paid for this video. You could say the video was a bit of a roast, but Paradox would have paid anyway!
Nobody ever thinks of the barbarians T_T great vid. cutting and relevant and also a great call back to these builders we've been watching for 10 years now, wow. You are a vital worker for modern media
Thanks for filming for 10 years! Yours is one of the channels that I come back to every so often and watch through almost the entire catalogue again just because nearly everything you put out is top tier awesome!
wow 10 years, thats too long. Have I really watched you guys for so long. Thanks for making me feel old. Also congratulation on the 10 year anniversary!
CONGRATS ON THE DECADE! It's seriously been wild watching the channel grow and shrink and grow, with new friends and old friends. As I'm Kyle's age and live in Texas too, I saw myself go through some similar things. Ain't hanging with adult friends tough but so necessary! I came for the D&D sketches and stayed for the Copykyle series back when y'all were White Lightning HQ. The theme song has always made the channel special to me, and reminds me of the innocent days of going to the Renaissance Fair as a kid- that sense of wonder where anything could happen.
I was binge watching your videos the other day while I transferred files off of my phone and onto a flash drive to free up some memory. Needed something to keep my phone screen from locking and interrupting the file transfer. It was really nostalgic, and I'm glad to finally see another upload! I hope everyone is doing alright, and I can't wait for the anniversary specials! ❤
2:10 YES thank you, i love those live action advisors, i still have my original copy and manual of Civ 2. *"Would you defend our cities with HAYSTACKS, Noble Leader?! BUILD CITY WALLS and other improvements later!"*
I think itll be terrible simply because they've not told us what the replacement will be, If the marketing is so bad as to not tell players whats happening and their goal is to just shanghai people with the promises then maybe itll be a good cash cow.
It's funny, I recently came across the Civ 2 advisors, and I immediately thought of these sketches when watching them. They have just that right amount of cheesy enthusiasm going on.
The last videos looks like everyone moved on, and Kayle alone cannot let it go and desperatelly try to save up the channel. I feel you man (dropping a tear for my own empty minecraft server)
This is my comment to show my appreciation for the funnies because my brain is too dead to think of something clever, but I want to give you all the engagement I can because you deserve it. The Civ videos are always great. I haven't played any of the games since before Door Monster started (I was going to say over a decade but my last brain cell had a final spark), but its always fun to get glimpses of the new weird mechanics at play. Something, something, more whales!
Congratulations on the coming 10 year anniversary! 🎉 It's nice to see the worker storyline continue, even though this one has such a woeful premise. '^^
Congrats on the 10 year anniversary!
Thank you!!
This video hits way too close to home with the current job market. Hire me Firaxis you must have money with all those Civ VII prerelease sales.
So many great memories. Both of Civ and Door Monster.
It just hit me that the video was not sponsored.
@@icarue993 Sponsoring a video solely about a feature that the next game WONT have would be next level madlads.
The barbarian joke gets even wilder when you remember that the CIV V: A Barbarian Has Captured Your Worker sketch came out almost 10 YEARS AGO?! What?!
Fake news. I'm not old, you're old!
Door monster never forgets
It gets even-even better when you realize Barbarians are also going away in Civ 7 lol
@@undeathghost5627what
@@ddunfuh9239yeah they got fused with city states more or less to create “free people” . You can supposedly to things to gain their support like with suzarian buffs or they can become enemies and act like barbarians. TLDR basically civ7 is revamped barbarian clans mode 2.0
"Think I'm going to Egypt to work for Theodore Roosevelt"
Chapeau, Door Monster, chapeau...
Civ 7 looks like it's gonna suck big balls cause of stuff like that
@@herbivorethecarnivore8447I really do hate that they decided to be as goofy as Mankind (the 4x game)
I guess the Disagreement on City States got out of hand
The funny thing is people complaining about this when it was already a thing in civ IV lmao
@@annaairahala9462 No it wasn't. Having the option to play as one of 3 Presidents for America is not the same as having Roosevelt in Egypt.
If this video feels extra authentic, it's because I shot it alone in the wood and then had to learn a new editing and vfx software, just like the good 'ol days! If you're hungry for more Door Monster, check out some of the compilations and podcasts over on the Back Door Productions channel - www.youtube.com/@backdoorproductions4983
What were you doing alone in the woods? And did you pick the bear or the man? 😄
"The system changed and they don't want us anymore..."
How I feel about every franchise nowadays...
What is the new editing software that you learned?
Is it Davinci Resolve?
I'm pretty sure I saw more than just 1 wood in this video.
"We should go on strike!"
"They are...firing us..."
I'm so fucking done, this line is too good.
Seems to me that happened to the Hollywood Writers guild or something.
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Congrats on outliving Rooster Teeth. Hope you're doing ok and actually sleeping
Wow, did not want to get that sad that fast but ok.
@@egziverpendlebury2431 welcome to my life
T_T
Lol, that made me laugh.
He uploaded the video at 7 a.m. his time. I'd say he's not sleeping.
I don't know how I feel about losing builders....
Back in my day, you didn't have builders. You had SETTLERS. And you LIKED THEM:
@@svankensen there are still settlers
@@svankensen Builders aren't Settlers
Builders are Workers
@@KaguroDraven in older Civs Settlers were also the ones that built improvements.
BAN CRABS
I was not that excited about Civ 7, but if it means more of these skits now I am
That was my first thought when I heard Civ 7 was coming out.
Yes! More skits!
Ditto.
Yeah I was thinking about their civ 6 builder skit as soon as people were talking about civ 7 builders.
[Civ Leader Approves of your message]
It will need more than these skits to do that, in fact the opposite. Now that there are no more builders, it makes me even more reluctant to buy this. They seem to have jumped the shark on what they want to do with Civ VII, yet the leader graphics suck. I have been a paying Civver since Civ II, and the original MS-DOS Colonization but they've lost me.
Anyway, keep up the good work.
Actually it _does_ look like they're getting rid of barbarians too
say hello to hostile city state things
Then who's going to kidnap the workers?
@@FanOfMostEverything emperor Napoleon of Rome
@@FanOfMostEverything hostile city states/unaffiliated people
They're merging with city states.
2:36 " I wonder if anyone in Crusader Kings needs a new steward." Lol
Happy 10 years to a team that's kept me laughing the whole time! Your persuasion video is mandatory viewing for all my DND players.
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How does Kyle manage to constantly flipflop between looking tired and old, and youthful and chipper?
Schroedinger's Kyle... 🤔
It's clearly one of all of the below
1. Drugs, lots of drugs
2. He drinks the blood of the innocent
3. He's secretly a lizard person
he fortifies to regain health between takes
Outdoor lighting, new vfx, soft focus, contrast. It's like looking in the mirror and then taking a photo with your phone and the tech makes you look... I don't know? Warm? Alive? It's not great.
@@1337billybob Alive is even generous, sometimes.
Jokes on you. You can't fire me if you can't find me on the map.
This is upsettingly accurate for my playstyle.
Civ 5: Immortal Builders
Civ 6: Instantaneous Construction but only several times builders
Civ 7: No Builders
Civ 8: Builders must be resurrected
Civ 9: Choose a builder from any of the previous Civ games
Civ 10: YOU ARE THE BUILDER
The job market is so bad that they even fired a unit from a game, smh
Oh man that outtro music at 3:01 was such a blast from the past. I remember the first time I used a rock band in Civ 6. Though yall missed a golden opportunity to make it the rock band music for the band that immediately fails. It's too distinctive and could be a perfect punchline
I hate going for cultural victories precisely because the rock bands fail so often. I also despise that sound (and the failure sound) being spammed turn after turn.
@@Anarchristian_Beanz I mean, if youre using rock bands to win the culture way, you're doing something bad xD
@jeanmarc6517 its not just my rock bands I'm talking about. It's the other Civs rock bands more often than not. I only use them to "finalize" the culture victory; i.e. bring it home and wrap this game up.
The workers should've researched labour unions after they stopped getting infinite contracts in Civ6.
Ten years? That can't be right. I was just turning 30 when I first saw Door Monster so if it's been ten years that would mean I'm turning 40 now but that's not right because I'm not old.
Hang on... oh no... time.... /fades away
Don't worry it'll be fine, you just have to stop yourself from making that Grilled Cheese Sandwich.
Thee feeling when the golden age ends.
You see young people out and about and you realize that was you a lifetime ago.
Why can't we stand the test of time like the civ leaders!?
Did you know you can become immortal by killing another immortal? Doctors HATE this simple trick
Age of Empires is always hiring more villagers.
Well, the Atomic Barbarians IS a great band name.
Almost as good as Vitaly Chernobyl and the Meltdowns.
A Door Monster Civ video with the same style of thumbnail. Ahhhhhh...those were gooooood times. So much time has passed.
The Teddy Roosevelt/Egypt jab was really funny
Well, at least in the somewhat distant future they have "workers" (Beyond Earth), so I guess those who leave earth get their old jobs back (under a different title).
In Alpha Centauri, the builders are terraformers that can literally raise and lower land, which in some cases can be used to flood enemy cities.
Finally. Door Monster Civ 7 Content
The Civ 2 advisor reference got me so good.
We need live action advisors. They'd know how to fix this builder issue!
Bring back the bad Elvis Impression of the Luxury advisor.
I concur
@@ethancampbell5548a civilization game without it's advisors, is like a hound dog without a bone, your majesty...not happy.
speaking of CK3, you can all be landless adventurers, now.
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Man, with the "it's not in the cards" line, I thought this was going to be some kinda dark age policy card joke. Weird that they're getting rid of builders. I miss the old immortal workers that just spent millennia building roads and improvements, then upgrading the roads to railroads, then standing around idly until it was time to upgrade again to freeways.
Honestly when I heard 6 didn't have workers I removed it from my cart - I've just been playing Civ 5 with more and more mods over the past decade =D
@@CityState_of_VallettaCiv 6 does have builders though, 7 won't.
@@CityState_of_Vallettai removed it when I saw the goofy exagerated cartoon look they were doing. At least 7 seems to have ditched that.
@@Palora01 yeah the graphics also threw me off from getting into it- even when the game was like $4 on sale.
Maybe I’ll try 7 after watching some game play but damn I want my workers back
I miss seeing them change with the ages.
From stone masons to modern day construction workers.
Keeping them alive since the beginning of recorded history.
It's been a good 10 years. I still remember when I found this channel. It was the sims genie video. Pick fire or water!
Notice how the 2 previous sketches about workers/builders from V and VI started with a shot of a worker plowing the fields ?
That's not the case anymore, because they're being laid off.
The best part of any Paradox game release; a new Door Monster sketch!
Also looking forward to more of your long-form videos, I’ve really been enjoying them!
Civilization isn't Paradox unfortunately... I don't think Firaxis even paid for this video. You could say the video was a bit of a roast, but Paradox would have paid anyway!
Can't believe I'm alive to see a Door Monster sketch that comes out BEFORE the game.
2:38 I don't know about any Crusader Kings, but I hear there's some work to be done in Project Caesar, eh.
🎉 NEW SKETCH 🎉
AND its CIV? Its not even my birthday but I'll gladly take it!
Congratulations on 10 years Kyle and all the others! On to many more❤
Nobody ever thinks of the barbarians T_T
great vid. cutting and relevant and also a great call back to these builders we've been watching for 10 years now, wow.
You are a vital worker for modern media
The barbarians were fired too. Its just a chain reaction at this point. No one ever thinks about the barbarian economy.
I definitely do need a new Steward
Old World Civilizations are hiring builders like crazy. Great pay, good conditions, good environment.
They don't have dental plan however.
Don't need it, it's included in the nationalised healthcare
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces!
I'm so happy to see another CIV video from you guys! Great stuff.
Oof the lay offs are hitting everyone
Wow, 10 years, I still remember watching your Civ 5 videos back in the day, how time flies
Thanks for filming for 10 years! Yours is one of the channels that I come back to every so often and watch through almost the entire catalogue again just because nearly everything you put out is top tier awesome!
It feels like I’ve time travelled to 2016
wow 10 years, thats too long. Have I really watched you guys for so long. Thanks for making me feel old.
Also congratulation on the 10 year anniversary!
Here I thought Civ7 was already out. This is just as good though
I love your Content and have been loving it ever since I first found your channel many many years ago.
My beloved districts...
The Crusader Kings joke caught me really off-guard, good one fellas
Holyshit I could not remember the name of this channel. I was watching these videos like 10 years ago and they just stopped showing up in my feed.
Welcome back!
The algorithm struck again to rob you of some awesome content.
They rebranded from white lightning HQ. That’s probably why
I've been waiting for this video for weeks now.
The sketches are back!!!
This is really the way I found out they’re getting rid of the builders. Like really that’s half the fun.
I still want you, Builder-Kyles.
Also, I genuinely thought this was an old video. Had to do a double-take on the title.
CONGRATS ON THE DECADE!
It's seriously been wild watching the channel grow and shrink and grow, with new friends and old friends. As I'm Kyle's age and live in Texas too, I saw myself go through some similar things. Ain't hanging with adult friends tough but so necessary!
I came for the D&D sketches and stayed for the Copykyle series back when y'all were White Lightning HQ. The theme song has always made the channel special to me, and reminds me of the innocent days of going to the Renaissance Fair as a kid- that sense of wonder where anything could happen.
We have all been waiting for this since the announcement. Keep up the good work!
I was binge watching your videos the other day while I transferred files off of my phone and onto a flash drive to free up some memory. Needed something to keep my phone screen from locking and interrupting the file transfer. It was really nostalgic, and I'm glad to finally see another upload! I hope everyone is doing alright, and I can't wait for the anniversary specials! ❤
Ten years!!!! What a cool milestone, congrats :D Looking forward to your future projects!!
I always appreciate people who can portray multiple characters in a skit despite each looking almost identical
God bless! 10 years of Door Monster, the most underrated sketch comedy channel on UA-cam! Nay, the internet!
I give it a 50/50 chance the next civ game has labour unions.
I don't even play Civ and yet I was so happy seeing a new Civ video, simply because the previous ones were so good.
1:35 Reference to the "Civilization 6 VS Europa Universalis 4" video from SIX years ago??
The first part of this felt like a conversation that i've had with multiple of my managers multiple times
2:10 YES thank you, i love those live action advisors, i still have my original copy and manual of Civ 2.
*"Would you defend our cities with HAYSTACKS, Noble Leader?! BUILD CITY WALLS and other improvements later!"*
I'm living this call back to civ. I still watch your originals
Wow almost 10 years of door monster, congrats!
The moment I saw that gameplay footage I knew this vid was coming.
As soon as I heard builders were going to be replaced late-game, I knew this was coming. Excellent work as always. GET SOME SLEEP!
love that they're all kyle lmao. this is really well shot.
I learned that there will be a civ 7 litteraly with your video
This almost seemed like it was made 5 years ago. Good work on that Kyle, used to love these when I was a freshman in high school!
Wow I can't believe its been 10 years I've been watching this channel from the start!
Losing Builders will either be a great move or a terrible move and I'm praying it's a good one because I'm getting real tired of Civ V
I play Unciv lol
Civilization: Call to Power made it work well.
I think itll be terrible simply because they've not told us what the replacement will be, If the marketing is so bad as to not tell players whats happening and their goal is to just shanghai people with the promises then maybe itll be a good cash cow.
Haven't played Civ in over 7 years, but I still watch every Door Monster video as it comes out! :-)
It's funny, I recently came across the Civ 2 advisors, and I immediately thought of these sketches when watching them. They have just that right amount of cheesy enthusiasm going on.
"are you not picking up on my ques to be quiet" 😂😂 me to my customers all the FREAKIN tome
I think that's the first time i've seen someone spell "cues" as "ques" 😅
@@DavidCruickshank Is this the queue for people with spelling complaints?
@@PhilosophyOnTheNightbus It is nau!
@@DavidCruickshank ah hell. Welp, happens to me all the "tome"
@@PhilosophyOnTheNightbus I'll get to you if I have the tome
Congrats on 10 years of Door Monster, Kyle!
Wonderful to see that with a new Civ game comes new Door Monster content.
Congrats on 10 years!!!
i cant believe ive been subscribed for like 10 years, thats like half my life
Happy anniversary Kyle.
Unironically, someone gifted me the preorder on my birthday. That was the day this was uploaded. It is a sign from the gods.
The last videos looks like everyone moved on, and Kayle alone cannot let it go and desperatelly try to save up the channel. I feel you man (dropping a tear for my own empty minecraft server)
This is my comment to show my appreciation for the funnies because my brain is too dead to think of something clever, but I want to give you all the engagement I can because you deserve it. The Civ videos are always great. I haven't played any of the games since before Door Monster started (I was going to say over a decade but my last brain cell had a final spark), but its always fun to get glimpses of the new weird mechanics at play. Something, something, more whales!
These skits are the only things about civ I get excited about these days
Awesome seeing a video from doormonster again
And the Civ Builders sketches continue to be excellent. Well done!
This is how I find out Civ VII has no builders....
Oooh, 10 years already ? Congrats !
"Wonder if anyone in Crusader Kings needs a new Steward?"
That one was on point.
Congratulations on the coming 10 year anniversary! 🎉
It's nice to see the worker storyline continue, even though this one has such a woeful premise. '^^
10 years? damn has it been that long, been watching and enjoying since the White lightning HQ days!
Yoooo door monster Civ is back!?
when civ anounces the end of the workers/builders... I remember of you guys!
Man, I've missed Door Monster
Glad I refound it. Guess it's time to watch all the videos I missed for the next 5 hours.
Damn i forgot on this channel for so long. Good to see its back in the algorithym.
Live action advisors are coming back!
"I wonder if anyone in crusader kings eeds an new steward?" Perfect joke no notes/
This sure was a way to find out that I had somehow missed the announcement of Civ 7 several months ago. The BEST way!
What a perfect analogy for entry-level jobs that may soon be rendered redundant by advancements in technology