If China Invaded Australia - Damien Power 2018

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  • @ownerscorporation9110
    @ownerscorporation9110 5 років тому +86

    "Turn up to the Gold Coast and Sydney. We already own this shit."
    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @DanielMuggleton
    @DanielMuggleton 4 роки тому +28

    This is such a ridiculously good bit. If there was any justice in the world it would’ve gone next-level viral.

  • @sahilbhatnagar4757
    @sahilbhatnagar4757 4 роки тому +34

    He's was ahead of the time. I'm from 2020.

  • @LJY08
    @LJY08 6 років тому +11

    I love this guy's mind. He's cleary just said "fuck it! I'm going wherever the fuck my brain wants to go".
    Thing is? I'm completely on board, and can totally relate.

  • @lilquorey723
    @lilquorey723 5 років тому +108

    Gosh what a dry crowd. He would have gotten more applause doing this act in front of a room full of only Asian audiences.

    • @takumijoong6271
      @takumijoong6271 5 років тому +2

      bro im asian but didn't laugh out loud or anything

    • @jagdeepbaath5836
      @jagdeepbaath5836 5 років тому +2

      This is why i just searched australian comedy....i was curious about do they laugh at all or do they have comedy shows...they are so formal and dont know what sort of so educated

    • @goodshipkaraboudjan
      @goodshipkaraboudjan 3 роки тому +1

      @@jagdeepbaath5836 anything Melbourne they won't laugh, they're just there to be offended.

    • @tarawilde
      @tarawilde 3 роки тому

      Boyfriend is Asian and he loves Asian jokes.. always laughs the loudest at gigs. Went to see Frenchy live and he did some Chinese jokes and commented how people often act more offended at him doing Asian accents than the others. Boyfie loves that stuff, although he’s from Asia so he didn’t grow up with the racism here in Oz so he can appreciate the comedy without having the baggage of personal experience.

    • @何智勇士官長
      @何智勇士官長 2 роки тому

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  • @stefanijoanneangelinagerma3862
    @stefanijoanneangelinagerma3862 5 років тому +12

    Not in the war, it was complications from the sleep apnea. I love it! 😂

  • @InsightWeaver
    @InsightWeaver 4 роки тому +11

    Made everyone laugh and sent the deep message eh! bloody oath. Good work mate

  • @cowboyup6744
    @cowboyup6744 4 роки тому +42

    **Correction China already owns Australia**

    • @98luk45
      @98luk45 4 роки тому +5

      .... that was the joke @1:35.
      The US essentially owns the majority of Australia, China is second. Australian's never achieved true autonomy. Now in 2020, people are manipulated to pick the US over China. Australians still lose even if they kicked China out. The real threat to Australia is the uneducated masses who do the media's bidding.

    • @dennisthemenace4288
      @dennisthemenace4288 4 роки тому +1

      @@98luk45 can you explain what do you mean by owning?

    • @98luk45
      @98luk45 4 роки тому +2

      ​@@dennisthemenace4288 The number businesses and investments made by people from those countries and our reliance on those countries to remain operational. Questions you'll need to ask is who fulfills the majority of contracts (be it for engineering, technology, finances, or agriculture) for the largest projects in Australia and who are the shareholders.
      You can find these statistics published by the Australian Government and from other financial institutions.
      (After checking those reports again, looks like I was wrong about china being second, it's UK).

    • @abysstv3
      @abysstv3 3 роки тому

      It’s the old stick holding up a box trick we have it open for the Chinese and when they fuck up. Got ya!

    • @gulabsinghsingh7248
      @gulabsinghsingh7248 3 роки тому

      @@dennisthemenace4288 i mean all the big and major properties
      And big massive agricultral farms
      Big iconic aussie brands
      Are now owned by Chinese.

  • @Alrukitaf
    @Alrukitaf 3 роки тому +2

    We already own this! Hilarious!

  • @greatestever8350
    @greatestever8350 6 років тому +19

    I guess it’s been 13 years...

  • @original_me6505
    @original_me6505 5 років тому +4

    Oh shit this guy is hilarious.. Had to rewind a few parts LOL "Australians training, tit aprons tongs".

  • @loden5677
    @loden5677 2 роки тому

    Lol the punchline at 3:02 deserved way more of a laugh, I would’ve been falling off my chair

  • @ProducerLaz
    @ProducerLaz 5 років тому +18

    I'm intrigued by the Australian culture

    • @jstevo1349
      @jstevo1349 5 років тому +2

      nah yeah but its sorta just doing nothing on weekends and talking trash all the time

    • @anealacme
      @anealacme 5 років тому +1

      It's gone less brain more narrow minded society

    • @jstevo1349
      @jstevo1349 5 років тому

      @@anealacme it werent ever brain, it was just work

    • @NightcorEDM
      @NightcorEDM 4 роки тому

      @The Truth not completely gone, go on excursions at school

  • @pruthviraj3597
    @pruthviraj3597 4 роки тому +4

    What a quality content !

  • @MM54334
    @MM54334 5 років тому +9

    He's gonna be the uncle with the apron pretty soon.

  • @sanstheskeleton1172
    @sanstheskeleton1172 4 роки тому +5

    Honestly i want to see the tit apron resistance and bbq fights i would piss meself laughin

  • @joebloggs619
    @joebloggs619 5 років тому +10

    He's good. Real Aussie humour!

  • @michaelhill6210
    @michaelhill6210 6 років тому +11

    Just want to say, I can relate to your jokes, thanks for the laughs

  • @oceanlover8855
    @oceanlover8855 3 роки тому +1

    Love it ! From brazil

  • @ClannerJake
    @ClannerJake 4 роки тому +4

    news flash, they didn't invade... they coughed.

  • @Righteo
    @Righteo 6 років тому +7

    Please create more jokes like these. Too good

  • @PottsDriscoll
    @PottsDriscoll 6 років тому +24

    Brilliant ... numerous social issues reflected in biodegradable humourous packaging.. The more astute in the audience will unwrap and laugh deeper ..... and appreciate a common connection with you.

    • @PottsDriscoll
      @PottsDriscoll 6 років тому +4

      Rurouni-senpai ... only to the blissfully ignorant ;-)

    • @Turtlejohn8
      @Turtlejohn8 6 років тому +1

      Potts Driscoll lol. Stay woke.

    • @PottsDriscoll
      @PottsDriscoll 6 років тому +3

      One cannot control somebody else's behaviour - one can only control their reaction. I've the wisdom not argue, not that you seem to have those skills, with a fool ... they just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience ;-)

    • @Turtlejohn8
      @Turtlejohn8 6 років тому

      Potts Driscoll do you have the wisdom to compose a grammatically correct comment?

    • @LJY08
      @LJY08 6 років тому +1

      +Rurouni-senpai - do you have the wisdom to, just, go away? You are not wanted here, so, just leave.

  • @patrickfly2608
    @patrickfly2608 5 років тому +23

    If this land wasn't stolen by British?

    • @MM54334
      @MM54334 5 років тому +3

      Thank god it was

    • @lacydavis896
      @lacydavis896 5 років тому +1

      @@MM54334 God

    • @Youknow0671
      @Youknow0671 4 роки тому

      @@lacydavis896 god*

    • @PlagueRunner
      @PlagueRunner 4 роки тому

      Stolen it was conquered and the rights of conquest existed throughout all of human history

    • @curlynana6863
      @curlynana6863 4 роки тому

      @@PlagueRunner It was stolen

  • @ryleycolless3904
    @ryleycolless3904 5 років тому +5

    Mate, you are by far the best Australian Comedian I have seen.

    • @garymcewan1115
      @garymcewan1115 5 років тому +1

      You must be no more than 10 years old. There are dozens of Ozzie comedians from many walks of life that put rate him. Waste of my life listening to this guy.

  • @neighbourlywumao7661
    @neighbourlywumao7661 4 роки тому +2

    Jumping to China as real possible invaders is a bit pre-emptive here.
    Maybe if you phrased it as "bogan ute loving blokes love hating the Chinese. They're worried we're going to be invaded..." and then moved forward with the rest of your set about China already having conquered Sydney.
    But I didn't mind some of the self-aware humor about colonialism/indigenous folk and appropriation of fashion joke. That was on point.

    • @parko3327
      @parko3327 2 роки тому

      Still pre-emptive? Ahead of his time, is the right phrase

  • @tfree2257
    @tfree2257 6 років тому +21

    The sex joke between him and audience remind me with Trevor noah's joke.

  • @tameracraigie5402
    @tameracraigie5402 5 років тому +6

    The tongs😂🤣

    • @tameracraigie5402
      @tameracraigie5402 5 років тому

      The apron is the sign of the resistence😂

    • @JoeCnNd
      @JoeCnNd 5 років тому

      frozen steak! which is odd to not let it thaw.

  • @Renovartio1000
    @Renovartio1000 9 місяців тому

    how very original these jokes are - _ - how every funny - _ - how clever - _ - how intelligent - _ - not low hanging fruit at all

  • @chatonsacrement7454
    @chatonsacrement7454 3 роки тому +1

    Brilliant!

  • @lm2024haha
    @lm2024haha 2 роки тому

    2022: yes it is happening

  • @infinightsky
    @infinightsky 4 роки тому +1

    You mean they’d feel at home

  • @MJ-db8ic
    @MJ-db8ic 5 років тому +2

    this was hilarious 😂😂

  • @JohnSmith-un7ow
    @JohnSmith-un7ow 6 років тому +5

    maybe do comedy in britian, thatswere alot of comedys aer , uand u can do panel shows like countdown, maybe its a good idea, I dunno

  • @mq46312
    @mq46312 6 років тому +1

    What goes around comes around.

  • @danpangil
    @danpangil 5 років тому +5

    Hahaha,fkin hilarious,good comedian

  • @mialuckman9946
    @mialuckman9946 5 років тому +3

    Really? Twice? Wow twice

  • @long240000
    @long240000 3 роки тому

    He so right

  • @EmMa-gu8ii
    @EmMa-gu8ii 3 роки тому +1

    "White people will be asking Indigenous people for advice" - classic!

  • @brendandemichele6451
    @brendandemichele6451 2 роки тому

    F*ck oath, mate. Good sh*t.

  • @4akat
    @4akat 3 роки тому

    more!

  • @klmohammad5550
    @klmohammad5550 5 років тому +2

    Very awesome I like it

  • @kevincarey5000
    @kevincarey5000 4 роки тому

    Excellent

  • @soobinsaqtxt3021
    @soobinsaqtxt3021 5 років тому +4

    I better learn Chinese probably Mandarin

  • @triggeredmitch6687
    @triggeredmitch6687 5 років тому +1

    First joke was taken from Tom Segura...

  • @tylerrainford5438
    @tylerrainford5438 4 роки тому

    Did this guy just predict wwlll

  • @bigiron4066
    @bigiron4066 3 роки тому

    mate you look like Stipe Miocic but went to college version

  • @johnnytrayes4734
    @johnnytrayes4734 3 роки тому

    Brilliant 😆

  • @starduck8014
    @starduck8014 4 роки тому

    Brilliant XX

  • @stevenkimiabill6754
    @stevenkimiabill6754 3 роки тому

    Fun😂

  • @cazulu3
    @cazulu3 3 роки тому

    Whaddya mean "If"?...

  • @anoopali1733
    @anoopali1733 4 роки тому

    Trevor Noah said same thing once

  • @vaughuav
    @vaughuav 6 років тому

    Fuck nice tong work mate

  •  4 роки тому

    You aussies know how to have fun..

  • @justmyopinion628
    @justmyopinion628 3 роки тому +6

    After 13 years of stand up comedy, one would think he would of learnt to be funny.

  • @meljc2823
    @meljc2823 3 місяці тому

    😂❤😂❤

  • @JurgenSaidToMe82
    @JurgenSaidToMe82 4 роки тому

    Timo werners twin?

  • @oysterscat3676
    @oysterscat3676 5 років тому

    So funny!!! I’m dying!!! And I’m Chinese

  • @cappygolucky
    @cappygolucky 2 роки тому

    Seriously? Between this and this and the Big Gig, Australian comedy has fallen far

  • @theresametts9457
    @theresametts9457 4 роки тому +1

    Sounds like canned laughter.

  • @VaucluseVanguard
    @VaucluseVanguard 6 років тому +13

    Why were people laughing?

    • @LJY08
      @LJY08 6 років тому +12

      +VaucluseVanguard - why are you here?

    • @andie1019
      @andie1019 5 років тому +3

      cause it was funny

  • @australianwarrior1043
    @australianwarrior1043 3 роки тому +1

    Us true blue Australians will fight to the death for our country and people

    • @leeturner3750
      @leeturner3750 3 роки тому +1

      Nobody seems to be so far...

    • @kubabooba548
      @kubabooba548 3 роки тому

      @@leeturner3750 Not in public. It's happening online in the comment section with the likes/dislikes.

  • @ApolloCalrissian
    @ApolloCalrissian 4 роки тому

    This title didn’t age well. 🦠

  • @ADerpyReality
    @ADerpyReality 4 роки тому

    COVID19

  • @jadoon702
    @jadoon702 3 роки тому

    He needs improvement but he’s good

  • @TheMoofties
    @TheMoofties 4 роки тому

    They ate a bat as a pre attack to weaken us! it’s already begun

  • @sirsalohcin7781
    @sirsalohcin7781 5 років тому +3

    stop watching this, you are giving him a platform!!!!!

  • @marcusfox2443
    @marcusfox2443 5 років тому +6

    He should get a job because he's no comedian.

  • @InnAyyur
    @InnAyyur 4 роки тому +1

    What is wrong with australian comedy? Why is it weirdand unfunny?

  • @caleb9021
    @caleb9021 5 років тому +6

    Was only meh... not super funny or relatable

  • @colingarrard4755
    @colingarrard4755 5 років тому +4

    Not funny, can only swear

  • @johnnievanduin390
    @johnnievanduin390 2 роки тому

    Not funny. Boring

  • @carlforrester6091
    @carlforrester6091 4 роки тому

    Was it just me or was it not funny

  • @nickvandernet
    @nickvandernet 4 роки тому

    This is quite pathetic