People Are Selling Magic Spells on Etsy (w/ Jarvis Johnson)

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  • @JordanAdika
    @JordanAdika  3 роки тому +3437

    thx for waiting xx

    • @mishisoo
      @mishisoo 3 роки тому +47

      I can’t believe it! I’ve been a subscriber for over a year waiting for this moment, let’s goo!

    • @Sailor1234-r3z
      @Sailor1234-r3z 3 роки тому +4

      your welcome

    • @lukebarrile3840
      @lukebarrile3840 3 роки тому +9

      Really glad you're doing youtube now! Been a fan of the podcast for a long time and love this vid.

    • @albuszx
      @albuszx 3 роки тому +11

      Nothing like a fresh upload, right, Vicky?! ✨

    • @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband
      @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband 3 роки тому +2

      Finally...

  • @silverc.8105
    @silverc.8105 3 роки тому +3504

    "It's all horniness, manipulation and murder" would also be a great title for a political thriller

    • @phosphenevision
      @phosphenevision 3 роки тому +95

      Description for every great drama series out rn

    • @consentclub8431
      @consentclub8431 3 роки тому +39

      Me describing soap operas

    • @izzytepe
      @izzytepe 3 роки тому +29

      the tagline for the next purge movie

    • @tristasayers1516
      @tristasayers1516 2 роки тому +10

      Pretty sure that’s an Escape the Fate song

    • @cargo_vroom9729
      @cargo_vroom9729 2 роки тому +3

      The three human states.

  • @mothlarvas5066
    @mothlarvas5066 3 роки тому +2742

    you buy the death spell and they just send you a gun

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 роки тому +45

      Underrated comment

    • @o.lemon.o
      @o.lemon.o 2 роки тому +6

      @@adeer87 was thinking the same thing

    • @SandvichMuncher
      @SandvichMuncher 2 роки тому +23

      I genuinely choked on my food. 10/10 comment

    • @arandomperson3245
      @arandomperson3245 Рік тому +56

      it’s just a really cheap hitman

    • @HungerGamesFan00
      @HungerGamesFan00 Рік тому +5

      gotta offload that evidence to some goober

  • @katyv5163
    @katyv5163 3 роки тому +3893

    "baby boy, i come with only solutions" is going to stick with me for the rest of my life

    • @IAmMrFrazier
      @IAmMrFrazier 2 роки тому +16

      Sounds like a sugar daddy hunting for boys at a college campus.

    • @SpaceNerd95251
      @SpaceNerd95251 2 роки тому +62

      Iconic line

    • @evinix
      @evinix 2 роки тому +54

      Is it still with you?

    • @katyv5163
      @katyv5163 2 роки тому +85

      @@evinix yes.

    • @fayysade
      @fayysade 2 роки тому +26

      We need this on a shirt

  • @samedian
    @samedian 3 роки тому +4190

    I love how Jordan always comes off as so effortlessly charming.

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 3 роки тому +253

      His natural charisma stat is off the charts, he can't help it-

    • @DarkRubberDucky
      @DarkRubberDucky 2 роки тому +100

      Its the British.

    • @coolgirlraquel
      @coolgirlraquel 2 роки тому +83

      i’m in love with him

    • @BlackCampariBlue
      @BlackCampariBlue Рік тому +67

      it's the spell. he bewitched us

    • @Luenysgo
      @Luenysgo Рік тому +25

      I sometimes think it’s the face and the accent…

  • @abelinasabrina
    @abelinasabrina 3 роки тому +4909

    Please tell me the next video is unboxing spells ✨

  • @mogi4587
    @mogi4587 3 роки тому +1632

    this video feels like an excuse to write Etsy magic off as a business expense on your taxes

  • @Annaleebie
    @Annaleebie 2 роки тому +551

    It was such a tiny throwaway joke but "baby boy I come with only solutions" was such a raw funny phrase. It got me good

  • @THEmermaidghost
    @THEmermaidghost 3 роки тому +916

    I cannot get over the fact that you can pay for a death spell with klarna

  • @Zazzlebips
    @Zazzlebips 2 роки тому +122

    The "Be a powerful woman spell" is cheaper than hrt.

  • @calvinlee8103
    @calvinlee8103 2 роки тому +245

    If somebody 100% believes these spells will work, and they are caught on video casting a death spell on someone else, could they be arrested for attempted murder? They are *techniquely* attempting murder.

    • @haldalas
      @haldalas Рік тому +34

      Asking the real questions

    • @PissyLissy
      @PissyLissy Рік тому +22

      No, because you can't 100% prove that they believe that it works. At least not in a court of law. A person like that shouldn't be in jail if that's the only harmful thing they attempted to do, but they should definitely be mentally evaluated.

    • @themysteriousfox3767
      @themysteriousfox3767 3 місяці тому

      @@PissyLissy But criminal trials do not go off on 100% proof, they go off of beyond a reasonable doubt.

  • @justatomato4982
    @justatomato4982 3 роки тому +679

    He was the best sidekick, but the day has come where he has become the hero

  • @kinoko6096
    @kinoko6096 3 роки тому +622

    I think the reason most of these “spells” must get such good reviews is because the buyers already wholeheartedly believe it’ll work, and then placebo effect takes over. Pretty interesting from a psychological standpoint I guess.

    • @levihalperin7649
      @levihalperin7649 2 роки тому +60

      Pretty sure they are just bottled fake reviews

    • @trucevideos
      @trucevideos 2 роки тому +59

      i saw another video where it mentioned these etsy spells and it showed some reviews and they were all "i haven't performed the spell yet but i'm excited!" with five stars like ??

    • @ClaraMayela
      @ClaraMayela Рік тому +37

      I read some of the reviews and I do believe a lot of them to be fake, but also ones I thought were true mentioned how great the communication with the seller was and how they took time to understand their problem and it made me think that a reason for their positive reviews also is the experience of being heard for people who maybe don't experience that a lot

    • @gh0stpuppi333
      @gh0stpuppi333 Рік тому

      But also, magick only works if you believe it and manifest that shit. So, if you want it to work, you believe it will work, and you put in effort, sure it works! I feel like buying “spells” online is just another way for some people to strengthen their manifestations. HOWEVER, I do feel like a lot of people selling “spells” for money may not have the best intentions in mind; i.e. exploiting religion (and people in need) for profit. Which is obviously gross lol

    • @CHESShireCat
      @CHESShireCat 4 місяці тому +4

      How do you placebo effect your enemies dying

  • @nickisnotgreen
    @nickisnotgreen 3 роки тому +8388

    the greatest upload of all time! i haven’t watched it yet, but i’m sure it’s fine

    • @jarvis
      @jarvis 3 роки тому +2801

      #BARS
      also it seems like you backed off a bit. first it's the greatest of all time, but then it's fine? c'mon nick i expect more consistency from you

    • @JordanAdika
      @JordanAdika  3 роки тому +3206

      who is this

    • @zerocolonthree
      @zerocolonthree 3 роки тому +203

      best video on the channel so far

    • @callme_pipes
      @callme_pipes 3 роки тому +155

      nick pick a side pal

    • @ashleigh_ann
      @ashleigh_ann 3 роки тому +11

      Hell yeahhhh

  • @peopletopeoplehannah
    @peopletopeoplehannah 3 роки тому +869

    possibly the strongest start of any youtube channel ever

    • @nherty6172
      @nherty6172 3 роки тому +6

      Seriously. A massive push up

    • @Did.You.Forget
      @Did.You.Forget 3 роки тому +57

      Yo. He already has 22k subs and literally no uploads. Incredible.
      But he’s gorgeous, has an accent, is great on camera and he’s featured on quite a powerful/influential channel.

    • @zoombeanie
      @zoombeanie 3 роки тому +2

      Absolutely agree

  • @cliomoto
    @cliomoto 3 роки тому +754

    I love how Jordan looks into the camera, silently, for dramatic effect

  • @hildahilda1823
    @hildahilda1823 3 роки тому +1408

    The way Jordan calls Jarvis baby and Jarvis just goes and continues. Very wholesome very lovely 🧍🏻‍♀️

  • @dekuume1858
    @dekuume1858 2 роки тому +81

    the whole "the spell returns as much energy as you put in" is literally insurance in case someone comes to them and complains the spell didn't work. they'd say "lol well you just didn't want it enough and it wont work for people like you sorry"

  • @plushdragonteddy
    @plushdragonteddy 3 роки тому +3734

    a lot of witches (myself included) see practicing magic as basically using the power of suggestion on yourself, so a lot of folks have kind of a bone to pick with people selling spells, since it’s really more effective to make your own out of things you associate with your end goal (like if chai tea makes you happy, boom that’s your happiness potion, or at least the base for it). i mean i guess if buying an “official” spell helps you believe in its power, go for it, but my point is these sellers are probably just scammers and you guys are bullying the correct people fjdjhfn

    • @Moonsnailthegreat
      @Moonsnailthegreat 3 роки тому +650

      No but I hate when ppl make videos like this and continue to assume witchcraft and witches are insane or evil like babe I drink tea and play with sparkly rocks and cute cards let me liiiiiiivvveeee😭

    • @plushdragonteddy
      @plushdragonteddy 3 роки тому +528

      @@Moonsnailthegreat fair - i do wish folks took more time to understand witchcraft, or at least stopped ridiculing it & assuming they know what it’s about. still, these etsy people selling promises of death for £90 is pretty wack no matter who you are.

    • @stuffedbrains
      @stuffedbrains 3 роки тому +240

      @@Moonsnailthegreat That’s what I was thinking during it, like my boyfriend is a witch and he’s the sweetest person in the world who’s basically just really in tune with themself and nature

    • @LezbeOswald
      @LezbeOswald 3 роки тому +240

      i also looked up one of the sellers in question, and they're not even selling spell kits lmfao. they ask for all your personal information and then perform the spells themselves. you get nothing physical out of it, no proof that they did what they promised to do. like best case scenario, they actually perform it, neutral case scenario, they didn't do anything and you're out the money, worst case scenario, they stole your information and/or performed a harmful spell on you. like i don't even know what's involved in these supposed spells, how am i supposed to trust it'll turn out okay.
      i also don't really understand the market for this kind of thing. like, the only people buying these are probably gonna be people who already believe in witchcraft and magick, in which case just cast your own spells?? don't spend ridiculous amounts of money on a spell you have no way of knowing is actually being cast.

    • @Bananachan289
      @Bananachan289 3 роки тому +26

      So if spells aren’t real… what do you do? In terms of being a practicing witch

  • @nanyabish
    @nanyabish 3 роки тому +390

    Here in Brazil we have a magic website since mid 2000, for free. I tried that to increase my grades and make my high school crush like me. Failed that year on school and my crush told me I was ugly, right in my face. 5 stars for that one.

  • @jaymevosburgh3660
    @jaymevosburgh3660 3 роки тому +718

    As a person whom was raised in a pagan faith, and have 28 years ov experience with occult and magical practices I will happily tell you that most, if not *all* ov that silly spell stuff is made by/for kids and older teens and stupid people
    I have actually meet a person that claimed to be a ancient vampire and was able to control fire and become invisible.
    He could not. I really hope he grew up.

    • @hannahbrown5465
      @hannahbrown5465 3 роки тому +9

      That is a lot of experience, respect

    • @jaymevosburgh3660
      @jaymevosburgh3660 3 роки тому +62

      @Ray of Sunshine I learned most from my grandparents (from Norway & Finland) and family, my fathers side. But there are also some good authors out there.
      Easiest thing is to avoid any one that uses a silly name as a pen name, which is usually a sign that they cater towards young people.
      And I am not against answering questions.

    • @jaymevosburgh3660
      @jaymevosburgh3660 3 роки тому +64

      @@hannahbrown5465 Well I am in my 40's now, been a spiritual person since age 8-12 when I finally dedicated my life in honor ov my Goddess.
      I am raising my children to be open to any faith they feel a connection with as long as it is not self-destructive and forces them to pull away from family, such as Mormonism & Scientology does to their faithful.
      Anything else is fine with me.
      *edit* and that is a great profile picture!

    • @sixfeetundertheradar6080
      @sixfeetundertheradar6080 3 роки тому +1

      @@jaymevosburgh3660 do you have a favorite author?

    • @jaymevosburgh3660
      @jaymevosburgh3660 3 роки тому +2

      @@sixfeetundertheradar6080 Not a favorite, no.

  • @tristasayers1516
    @tristasayers1516 Рік тому +29

    "The low, low price of probably too much money" is honestly a good summery of Etsy in general

  • @gregmcgregginton574
    @gregmcgregginton574 3 роки тому +142

    Joke's on you, my spell to make you talk about spells for sale worked like a charm. Haha!

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 3 роки тому +16

      Joke's on you, my charm to attract witches to this channel worked like magic.

    • @machigeritanumberonefan
      @machigeritanumberonefan 2 роки тому +6

      @@FrancisR420 jokes on you, my spell to make people cast more spells worked like a dog!

  • @paulinosaurus
    @paulinosaurus 3 роки тому +357

    re. the description: i’m still reading to confirm you have, in fact, not linked Jarvis’s channel anywhere! i respect that

  • @mildsandpaper6613
    @mildsandpaper6613 3 роки тому +265

    so awesome to follow jordans journey from "who's that super handsome guy guest starring with jarvis" to podcast to this

  • @fara16
    @fara16 3 роки тому +534

    Glad you’re speaking up about the appropriation of Black magic, we cannot continue to let this slide

    • @arlo_slater9009
      @arlo_slater9009 2 роки тому +23

      Hopin this is satire

    • @specializedchemicals6669
      @specializedchemicals6669 2 роки тому +1

      @@arlo_slater9009 maybe its not

    • @cassandra_cassowary
      @cassandra_cassowary 2 роки тому +10

      @Arlo_Slater I'm sure it is, referring to 10:43 in the video

    • @famweefood7073
      @famweefood7073 2 роки тому

      All of these fucking muggles appropriating our black magic

    • @kenos911
      @kenos911 Рік тому +1

      Black magic was coined in times when black and the n word were two separate things, so yeah (I found a mention of black magic in 1456)

  • @legaceitful
    @legaceitful 3 роки тому +104

    Ah, a welcome addition to the CYCU (Commentary UA-camr Cinematic Universe)

  • @nomthandazo4111
    @nomthandazo4111 3 роки тому +93

    "fuck UA-cam im not making videos anymore" jordan u have to start first

  • @TheAmityElf
    @TheAmityElf 3 роки тому +313

    Some Fun Quotes:
    "Where do I sign?" "Etsy."
    "We stay away from the horny ones... ~or do we~?"
    "Speaking of terms of service, that *can't* be allowed!" [...] "Can the stakes be a little lower, please??"
    "It's new and improved: It works, instead of being fake."
    "That guy got turned sideways; this is serious business!"
    "I'm all for dark magic, but...appropriation?"

    • @shirin9452
      @shirin9452 2 роки тому +8

      Baby boy, I come with only solutions

  • @FourheadWeapon
    @FourheadWeapon 3 роки тому +187

    I casted a death spell on Jarvis two months after I subbed, instead he flourished and gained subscribers while also staying funny.
    Garbage spell
    5 stars

  • @theowlyone
    @theowlyone 3 роки тому +68

    "it's all horniness, manipulation, and murder" freshers week just ended at my uni can confirm this is how I felt as an ancient second year

  • @Magic.Milktea
    @Magic.Milktea 3 роки тому +370

    The fact that Jordan already has the cutest background-

    • @joshmay2944
      @joshmay2944 3 роки тому +16

      Care to finish the rest of your sentence?

    • @garbagesalt
      @garbagesalt 3 роки тому +41

      i mean what else is a guy as cool has jordan gonna have

    • @spongytrout7462
      @spongytrout7462 3 роки тому +10

      @@joshmay2944 I really wish I could hear the end of this beautiful tale.

  • @charlottecalvert3407
    @charlottecalvert3407 3 роки тому +370

    I've been waiting for this moment for my entire life

  • @theGhostSteward
    @theGhostSteward 3 роки тому +144

    It made me wonder: what happens if you use the "leave me alone spell" and the other person's use "come back to me spell"? 🤔
    I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

    • @aj32769
      @aj32769 2 роки тому +47

      The awkward exchange you have with old friends or classmates in a grocery store. That’s the first thing that came to my mind haha

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 2 роки тому +4

      @@aj32769 yes.

    • @gaylehesser8060
      @gaylehesser8060 Рік тому +8

      depends which spell is stronger

    • @emilyclaussen8502
      @emilyclaussen8502 Рік тому +6

      you have to have a Gandalf v Saruman style battle

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 9 місяців тому +2

      The two magicians enter a QTE battle.

  • @thejapster
    @thejapster 3 роки тому +124

    any time jordan talks i feel like it’s a part of my brain relaying the best thoughts i have back into my silly little ear holes and i’m grateful and insulted because i’m not actually as funny or smart or super duper cool.

  • @giannacarter9711
    @giannacarter9711 2 роки тому +53

    jordan, jarvis, danny, drew, kurtis, nick and chad chad are like a little superhero commentary squad i love them

  • @WTKB82
    @WTKB82 3 роки тому +69

    Idk who Jordan is but I enjoy his energy and his mustache

  • @astridegtvedt9751
    @astridegtvedt9751 3 роки тому +63

    this is the youtuber debut of the century, i’ve never been more excited

  • @curstinmichelle
    @curstinmichelle 3 роки тому +39

    Okay, who used a summoning spell to get Jordan to finally post a video? Because ✨thank youuu ✨

  • @TehLB
    @TehLB 2 роки тому +30

    Really love that one of the death spells has some stolen world of warcraft art. Gives me a lot of faith in the seller.

    • @OhItsGiggs
      @OhItsGiggs Рік тому +2

      I suppose Deathwing is an apt mascot for the murder spell

  • @ashshe-they
    @ashshe-they 2 роки тому +41

    as an eclectic witch who practices magick and spell casting, I found this video hilarious. i think most of these people who sell these spells online are doing so to get money and scam people rather than trying to help people. for some people, online spells work and for others it doesn't but if you are genuinely trying to help others than you are where you should be. anyways I found this video hilarious and loved watching it. keep doing what you're doing because I love your videos

  • @laurenmiller5784
    @laurenmiller5784 3 роки тому +52

    Oh, man, I didn't know this was also a thing on Etsy. Hope you've heard of Tumblr witches, especially the huge controversy with that one claiming to have actual human bones (graverobbed) and tried to sell them for "witchcraft". That was fun.
    Love the video!!!

  • @gennaslists
    @gennaslists 3 роки тому +32

    maybe next you can look at the many, many haunted items on eBay and their extensive backstories

  • @HurtSambo
    @HurtSambo 3 роки тому +72

    I’m kinda disappointed you didn’t buy any spells, but this is still a good start.

  • @lexiadriaanse
    @lexiadriaanse 2 роки тому +338

    As a witch, I was so scared that they'd say something offensive about Paganism/Wicca but I was happily surprised that they were bullying people who were profiting off of my religion so whoop whoop ig😭

    • @trucevideos
      @trucevideos 2 роки тому +39

      ikkkk i put off watching this video bc i thought they might be like "magic isn't real u guys are stupid" or smth

    • @commonlune3713
      @commonlune3713 Рік тому +6

      Oh my lord me too

    • @TombNGloom
      @TombNGloom Рік тому +4

      Same 💀

    • @gh0stpuppi333
      @gh0stpuppi333 Рік тому +4

      Truly

    • @DungEnjoyerr
      @DungEnjoyerr Рік тому +1

      BRING THE CAMPFIRE!!!!

  • @iwbee
    @iwbee 3 роки тому +77

    Selling spells on etsy is definitely NOT a new thing and id be lying if i said i never considered doing it myself LOL

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 3 роки тому +21

      It seems easy, you just create a listing and then do absolutely nothing whenever someone buys one, right? Why isn't everyone doing this?

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 8 місяців тому +3

    “Do you want somebody dead, but you’re on a budget? You can put it on a payment plan.” 😭😭

  • @dionstewart7394
    @dionstewart7394 3 роки тому +30

    As soon as I saw Jarvis post about this it was an instant sub. Jordan is the homie and he deserves the love and support.

  • @tenshirei
    @tenshirei 3 роки тому +25

    Yesssss Jordan and Jarvis are back together, my serotonin is here

  • @lecherouslibrarian9924
    @lecherouslibrarian9924 3 роки тому +11

    Imagine being so charming you can start a channel with 24k subscribers. We're all proud of you Jordan.

  • @ea1013
    @ea1013 3 роки тому +36

    17K subs less than an hour after his first video. Not bad Jordan, not bad.

  • @knowledgefox1385
    @knowledgefox1385 3 роки тому +20

    The Etsy spell I bought to manifest this post has finally worked. 4 stars for sure because I ordered this spell a year ago with same-day spell work, but this video was all worth it in the end. Keep up the good work, sir.

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 3 роки тому +41

    What happens if I buy a death spell but the target is the Etsy shop owner?

    • @Iovetrees
      @Iovetrees 10 місяців тому +1

      you explode

  • @breaunnalj2829
    @breaunnalj2829 2 роки тому +6

    Pokémon cards drawn/designed by a child actually sounds like an adorable gift tbh.

  • @phrogi9092
    @phrogi9092 9 місяців тому +3

    for christmas some of the teachers in my town wore black sweats, sunglasses, chains, and hats with candy wrappers glued on. they were (w)rappers

  • @atomicwrongs
    @atomicwrongs 2 роки тому +13

    I feel like every time I see Jordan, his hair is different, but EVERY TIME he looks great. Get you a guy who can do it all

  • @Sam-gl9fj
    @Sam-gl9fj 3 роки тому +191

    as a witch, who's studied wiccan magics, tarot, crystals and mostly nature and protection based magic and charms,
    curse me with your Etsy magic, WiFi Witch

    • @mothma_am
      @mothma_am 3 роки тому +24

      this is so funny to me as a fellow wiccan! hex us all wifi witches!

    • @Wet-Milk
      @Wet-Milk 2 роки тому +10

      its okay cause curses and magic arent real so you have nothing to worry about (:

    • @Datasavingmode
      @Datasavingmode 2 роки тому +6

      It's like saying this to a Christian : "God isn't real so you don't have pray or anything, it won't help." xd

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience 2 роки тому +14

      Ok, how is ‘WiFi Witch’ not a Disney Original movie? Cuz I can already see how it would go in my head lol

    • @defffnotalexis
      @defffnotalexis 2 роки тому +2

      @@Wet-Milk magic isn’t real. Magick is, you can definitley choose not to believe so though! No judgement here. ❤️

  • @Hyrulistic
    @Hyrulistic 3 роки тому +10

    The spell totally worked - I was just scrolling UA-cam, your video link appeared out of nowhere, and magically I was so entertained that I had to subscribe.

  • @BurningOleander
    @BurningOleander 3 роки тому +22

    I did not have the time to watch this video the first two times UA-cam showed it to me, but watched it on the third one! So UA-cam seems to be retargeting your content to people on your first video already! That's great!

  • @z.m5885
    @z.m5885 2 роки тому +2

    bro this is my favorite comfort video, I come back to this all the time

  • @emjaayfostermusic
    @emjaayfostermusic Рік тому +4

    “Baby, Baby Boy I come with only solutions”

  • @MaxiaCrest
    @MaxiaCrest 3 роки тому +12

    If you're curious, here's one of the reviews for the death spell:
    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "Yesssssss🍷🕯..Grayson is on point..my go to..delivers.." So, I guess it worked?

  • @zmisakiii
    @zmisakiii 2 роки тому +8

    Oh my god Jordan is hilarious. I think I'm kinda in love with his sense of humor

  • @CaptainCait
    @CaptainCait 3 роки тому +15

    Y’all are so funny and have such great banter together!! Seriously, that’s some impressive/hilarious back and forth throughout whole video 👏🏻👏🏻

  • @biharcourt
    @biharcourt Рік тому +6

    Just discovered this guy and I'm already obsessed. What a charming personality

  • @PequenoGiant
    @PequenoGiant 3 роки тому +7

    Jordan decided he was too much the main character to just be guest on videos anymore
    😂

  • @grasonhumphrey4053
    @grasonhumphrey4053 3 роки тому +6

    Jordan + Jarvis is by far my favorite UA-cam collab

  • @sealogic4552
    @sealogic4552 3 роки тому +12

    I genuinely can’t remember being this excited for a channel

  • @HLB-cd9nl
    @HLB-cd9nl 3 роки тому +20

    Some sort of magical sensation was put upon me and I felt compelled to subscribe. What was that spell you had Jarvis look away from? I'm loyal to Jarvis so I turned my head, too.

  • @wrendavey
    @wrendavey Рік тому +6

    Them joking about witchcraft basically being instructions of how to actually properly make practical change is hilariously exactly what most witchcraft has actually always been 😂

  • @pucksandpaperbacks
    @pucksandpaperbacks 3 роки тому +14

    dude! i love this so much. Jarvis's witch laugh was iconic and now I am looking up pokemon cards on etsy

  • @Caldella
    @Caldella 3 роки тому +8

    The channel may be new, but the editing is _on point._
    And FYI there's a place in account settings to reset your recommendations. It takes a day or two to work after that. I had to when Etsy's algorithm decided my interest in Victorian costume corsets meant I wanted photos of people modeling kinky bondage clothes. 😒

  • @greyrgoose
    @greyrgoose 3 роки тому +13

    The quick cuts to you just looking at the camera in silence almost made me choke on my soup haha. Great first vid 🥳

  • @V.R.CoryArt
    @V.R.CoryArt 2 роки тому +5

    We need more Etsy magic deep dives, or other niches on Etsy, this is so entertaining!

  • @LPOW84
    @LPOW84 3 роки тому +4

    the lighting and camera quailty are top tier

  • @ezrabirdhouse
    @ezrabirdhouse 3 роки тому +7

    hell yeah jordan excited to see what you do with this channel! ive loved you in other people's vids so im super hype to see what you do on your own

  • @yesterdayprincess
    @yesterdayprincess 2 роки тому +6

    I love how both of them laugh at each other’s jokes and elevate each other every time it’s so cute

  • @JadaGannon
    @JadaGannon 3 роки тому +6

    I’m so glad you started a channel!!! I’ve been listening to SadBoyz for so long and always wanted more Jordan content. ❤️

  • @sims4simon840
    @sims4simon840 3 роки тому +12

    Etsy is actually the greatest website humanity has ever made tbh

  • @kee7374
    @kee7374 3 роки тому +19

    I’m so excited to add this man to my collection

  • @katiemarsh4970
    @katiemarsh4970 3 роки тому +3

    Jordan, I’m obsessed with ARCS…you are one of my favorite DMs of all time…your voice work is impeccable…Dog’s voice and his relationship with Barry gives me so much joy…thank you! 😊

  • @darkstorybrooke
    @darkstorybrooke 3 роки тому +3

    seeing the weird side of etsy is such a contrast to all the cool art I've bought from there like is this even the same site kdkdd

  • @literally1999
    @literally1999 3 роки тому +4

    i see purchasing random etsy spells at 3 am and reviewing them in the future 🔮😌 *chefs kiss*

  • @tateecanmakethat
    @tateecanmakethat 2 роки тому +5

    Awkward moment when they're all talking about dating someone who looks like them and, Jordan and Jarvis are next to each other, and I'm watching with my boyfriend who also looks like Jordan and Jarvis.

  • @LessTh3nThree
    @LessTh3nThree 3 роки тому +4

    What a splash to make for your first video. Excited to see you become one of the Goliaths of commentary channels

  • @sarahgent2674
    @sarahgent2674 3 роки тому +16

    I'm sorry, is Spell-Link (TM) just... like to charge reblog to cast?

  • @samb3209
    @samb3209 3 роки тому +6

    Jarvis and Jordan have amazing comedy chemistry 🔥

  • @Rawrz013
    @Rawrz013 3 роки тому +5

    the lad has done it. hilarious topic to react to, thank god for the wild west of etsy

  • @thefollowingisatest4579
    @thefollowingisatest4579 3 роки тому +8

    Oh fuck yes Jordan's back for the first time on this channel babyyyyyyyy
    Also everytime Sad Boyz is plugged and I see there is still no new content I buy a new death spell. I don't use them, but you never know....

  • @TheAmityElf
    @TheAmityElf 3 роки тому +21

    I'm not sure how to comment in a way that will add value to this comment section, since my excitement that you uploaded is already represented by a lot of other comments, but I will leave a comment regardless, to satiate the algorithm. And if I think of something awesome to say later, I shall comment again. Congrats and best wishes!

  • @bandersnatchbeauty9692
    @bandersnatchbeauty9692 Рік тому +3

    I purchased a death curse mastic 2 years ago. I ordered it to be cast against myself. The seller refused, and basically offered to send me good vibes instead. I did not get my money back. They never cast the spell, and unfortunately, to this day, I'm still alive.

  • @allforthenukie
    @allforthenukie 3 роки тому +4

    This was wildly entertaining and well worth the wait. Can't wait until the next upload when I'm 30!

  • @dorothyhicks6320
    @dorothyhicks6320 3 роки тому +4

    The mad lad has finally made a video! So excited to see what you're gonna do next!

  • @burnforburn
    @burnforburn 3 роки тому +7

    “Do I leave it out for Santa? Probably not” #BARS

  • @Undercover_Cauliflower
    @Undercover_Cauliflower Рік тому +2

    I had to rewind, with captions, cause I was highly confused when I thought Jordan said "Jarvis, have you ever heard of Yakult", this caused me a bit of confusion 😂

  • @ratosphere
    @ratosphere 3 роки тому +6

    The start of something beautiful

  • @spiritdraws1312
    @spiritdraws1312 Рік тому +4

    I'm someone who believes in stuff along this vein, moreso stuff like subliminals (not the type of "look like Ariana Grande" type ones that Jarvis made a joke out of lol- more subtle ones and more to do with confidence, studying, etc etc I'm not going to explain my beliefs) and these kind of just feel like a more "physical" feeling version of them?
    For some it's more a placebo effect ofc, but for others it is not.
    It's definitely something you have to be truly into to get.

  • @anyabiggs6160
    @anyabiggs6160 3 роки тому +3

    WAIT IM SO HAPPY YOU MADE A VIDEO!!!!!!!!! can’t wait for more to come, always loved you on sad boyz:)
    Your honesty so funny and I can’t wait to see your UA-cam career take off

  • @nataliemears1271
    @nataliemears1271 3 роки тому +8

    this might in fact be better than eating an untoasted poptart

  • @weedlechu
    @weedlechu 3 роки тому +4

    Yoo first Jordan video!! 😎😎 I really hope he continues posting content; I’ve always checked back on this channel to see if there was anything posted yet haha