Nikki Rose nah, I’m not in college yet so I just have my immediate family, and when I’m not concentrated on being not clumsy, I’m the clumsiest person you’ll ever see
“ my baby is an assassin?!?!” Cut to a baby in a tuxedo ‘ i like mine shaken, not stirred’ Slowly crying bc I didn’t know that stan lee died until i looked at the comment section
If only cardlin actually linked the artist, Edit: Okay I just saw where the credit was, he did say the artists name! If you want to see more of their art you can find them on Instagram at MoopNootArt 😊 (I had to research to find the account lol)
After just reading the title it reminds me of my boyfriends character and mines back story. His character is a Mofia boss "taking over the world" his wife my character is a Detective, what she does is she cleans up his messes and removes all of his evidence he helps her take care of cases in his own brutal way, he also gives her information to stay ahead of everyone and in return she provides him with what information he needs andmakes sure all evidence is gone or replaced with another setting others up. Her husband is a searious man when it comes down to buisness and anyone else he doesn't have an expression other than a straight yet firm expression or pissed off but since he met her a whole new part of him has been revealed. "the kingpin and his detective wife"- my boyfreind
YOOOOO THIS REMINDS ME OF THE MOVIE MR AND MRS. SMITH(I think that's the name) AND you do this right when the great legend.....gone to heaven T^T You just saved me from depression
Is it bad I was thinking that cardlin and the listener would both die? Like... You know shoot each other at the same time or something?.... Yeah I'm weird...
6:19 Me: CARDLIN IS THAT MAGIC SHOP?!?! (so show me, I'll show you, so show me, I'll show you so show me, I'll show you show you) {continues to incoherently sing because it is 5 am rn}
"You've been screwing the milk man!" he said. He's crazy "YOU HAVE BEEN SCREWING THE MILKMAN!" And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten...times. He doesn't work for the CIA he's just been screwing the milkman This is the viewers rendition of the cellblock tango👮♂️ [Someone better understand this]
Needed this so much. Found out an hour ago that Stan Lee died😢, and it’s also my birthday, so hearing that didn’t help. Thank you Cardlin, it made my day a whole lot better. 😊
I'm here! And wow this art PHEW. And omg I was here for the livestream of this, Mr And Mrs Smith tease! And I really want a part 2 😙😙 excellently written
CAN I POINT OUT THAT THE ART IS SO AMAZING AND IT REALLY DOES COMPLEMENT THE AUDIO SO MUCH? I LOVE IT!!!! Good job to all of you! 💕 I’m loving this so much! Bravo!💕
I showed your comment to the artist (I know them personally) and they just squealed with excitement. They’re pretty shy so it was nice to see them so happy with their piece ☺️, you can check out their Instagram at MoopNootArt if you want!
Oo is this Phantoms back story(well I’m going to pretend like it is)) (btw you should totallllllyyyy make part 4 of The Offer)😂 Edit: R.I.P Stan Lee you will always be remembered😪😔
I'm . . . sorry "Honey". But my "employer" wasn't quite happy with how you supported their competitors in the industry. You loved to invest on that clown and it's gone on for long enough. Oh . . . ? Hehehe, hahaha . . . AHAHAHAHA, well well. I knew my "sweet baby" is quite the smart guy. Yes "my dear". Wendy's isn't happy with how much you spend on happy meals, despite them having non-frozen beef. So now you've got to go.
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Cardlin: i-is that a gun?
Me: nooo it's a cake....of course it's a gun
I love your sarcasm
but it MIGHT be cake..
Toshi omg😂
_Everything is cake_
now i know what’s real whats fake
"Is that a gun? I hope that isn't a new kink of yours"
"No i heard a thump in the hall. Grab the knife we are leaving."
Me but when I see a spider 🕷
The house is haunted.
When the dishes move a little and no one is around them
actually guns are a kink of mine =w=
Paranormal sense be goin WOO-
I can’t even sneak into the kitchen to get food, how could I be a spy
Same 😂
Literally me 😂😂😂
Oh, I’ve mastered that skill. By years of getting snacks at midnight
Shadow CatFox I wish! My clumsy butt trips and then my roommates would be like “GOSH DARN IT NIK, JUST GET A MINI FRIDGE IN YOUR ROOM!”
Nikki Rose nah, I’m not in college yet so I just have my immediate family, and when I’m not concentrated on being not clumsy, I’m the clumsiest person you’ll ever see
*Listener* : (Uncovers our identity) I know you're selling drugs!
*Cardlin* : (Uncovers his identity) Ooh, but you buying drugs!!!
Yo I see da reference I got ya bruh
This is my favorite comment
Yeee I be on that *CRaCK* 🥴
Listener: Wait- fuk that's not what I meant ⊙ - ⊙
I KNOW YALL SMOKIN THAT PACK
Cardlin: your skin is the color and the texture of the perfect flower
Me: um....I have eczema
Me😂😂
Rose Lynn this made me laaaaugh that’s relatable
*EGGSMA*
wow rt my excema really out here-
Me, *has acne*
Stop being sarcastic
He should have noticed that she was a spy/assassin when she perfered it shaken not stirred
BBBRRRRUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
Cardlin: “I’m just on my way to the bedroom.” > Laughs nervously <
Me: “..........okay?”
Demon within me: *”I S M E L L F E A R.....”*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What the fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am a demon.....
🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣
"What's in my boxers is what im gonna give you later."
*Wheeeeeeze*
sAmE
Ikr 😂😂😂😂😂 I started chocking from laughing so hard
Oooooooooh God help we neeed......HOLY FUCKING WATER
I choked on my water right then
I think he meant pocket TwT
Cardlin: Is something burning?
Me: My spinach puffs!!
Omg yes!!! Thank you for this!
KRONK
*THE DINO CHICKEN NUGGIES!!!!!*
YESSSS
hahahah
*CHoKes BeCaUse tHe FaN arT iS DaDdY Af*
**scream** y e s
Gold
I had to check it wasn’t Spicy Saturday and I’ve watched this 3 times 😂
Im dying Lmaoooo...Who tf came up with this
Bitch Purrfect yass bitch
Him: what is in my boxers I will give you later
Me:so now we know he is not a briefs guy
Mckenzie Frank 🥵
That fan art could leave me on read and text me at 6:30 in the morning and I would reply at 6:29
Jacob Farmer mood
Oof
THAT MADE ME SNORT SO LOUD
Oddly specific?
He’s a sleeper agent for the CIA, I’m an Assasin. Wait you put my name through a vetting system?
Cardlin:is that a gun?
Me:no cardlin its a nerf war!YES of course its a gun
It's n e r f o r n o t h i n g
😂
i love sarcasm
No it is a water gun. Omg we need a water nerf gun
"What's in my boxers is what I'm giving to you later."
*C H O K E S On Tea* ☕
I just figure this out.... xD
oop same here lol
Me: [sees the title]
My brain: [earrapes Uma Thurman by Fall Out Boy]
Also oh my that art made me melt
Same omg
SAME OMFG
Yep fall out boy i love them. Patrick stump is my fav
YESSS
*SHE WANTS TO DANCE LIKE UMA THURMAN*
Why is no one talking about this
*what's in my front pocket?*
*I'm just very happy to see you*
This made me feel hella slow
Right? I was confused for a sec but when I got it I froze😂😂😂
Same 😂
Ooooh shit
relatable queen
I was like "AYOOOOOOOO?!"
Cardlin: You look... Wow, is this new?
Me: *wearing an Eeyore Onesie*
Yea, of course its new
Edit 1: Wow!! 11 likes 0w0
😂😂
love this
Is that moon taeil I see 👀
Cardlin: I know what to do
Me: Suicide pact?
Cardlin: go pack a bag.
Me: oh (^_^;)
Lmao
Mithless heyy I thought suicide pact too lmao.
Omg🤣🤣🤣
“ my baby is an assassin?!?!” Cut to a baby in a tuxedo ‘ i like mine shaken, not stirred’
Slowly crying bc I didn’t know that stan lee died until i looked at the comment section
Mhm he died.
@@battsiii missing alot my bud.
What movie?
*I REPEAT. ITS A BABY.. WiTh a gUn*
Omg I'm so sorry
“I hope this isn’t another kink of yours”
Me: WHeeZES*
Same
Cardlin: "Till death do us part."
Me: Roll credits
I understood that reference!
Cinemasins?!
Him: I-Is that a gun?
Me: yes
Him: you wouldn't kill me
Me: yes
Him: I love you so f*cking much!
Me: *sobs* yes
y e s
*y e s*
𝑦 𝑒 𝑠
yep
𝚢 𝚎 𝚜
Cardlin: now I have the gun
Me: oh no
*flashbacks to baby has a gun*
The artist who designed the picture for this is the only one allowed to any more art from now on omg 😍
16:42 made my heart wrench just a bit, because you could hear the emotion crack in his voice
Mr & Mrs Smith Vibesss 😘😏
Edit: OMG what a twist!! What a hell of an anniversary #PutTheBoomBoomStickDownnn!! #WorstDivorceEver 😂😂😂
AAAAAAAAAAA Same!!!!!!! I love that movie damn its so cool!!!!
Boom boom stick? 😂😂😂😂
YES! omg hahaha that's exactly what i thought about
YEEEEES. XDDD
I LOVE THAT MOVIE
Thank you cardlin i needed this 😔 after i heard about Stan Lee's death i really needed this
😭 i know
This really hurt me omg :(((
I found out about 10 minutes ago and I’m heartbroken.
Yeah, same
R.I.P. TO STAN LEE🙏🙌
*hears sound of gun being loaded or something* oh boi me: *intensely loads guns* okay thats awkward ..
Part 22222222 part 22222222 part 222222 who is in my side ✋✋✋✋❤
Is that I Kpop profile pic I see , JB OF GOT7 RIGHT
@@pasteldescendant821 yes sis my pic, in i am a kpop fan 😫😊jb
🙋
Need part 2!
110 of us are standing behind you 😂
*Asking why we didn't tell him*
*proceeds to tell us he couldn't cause it would compromise him*
WELL LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST ANSWERED YOUR OWN QUESTION!
Is that....baby virgil?
@@siri7228 possibly👁️👁️
@@ardenmurray9217 yayy
Yes, death arrived early for me bcs of that fanart.
fluffy kitty S A M E
BIG MOOOOD
If only cardlin actually linked the artist,
Edit: Okay I just saw where the credit was, he did say the artists name! If you want to see more of their art you can find them on Instagram at MoopNootArt 😊 (I had to research to find the account lol)
After just reading the title it reminds me of my boyfriends character and mines back story.
His character is a Mofia boss "taking over the world" his wife my character is a Detective, what she does is she cleans up his messes and removes all of his evidence he helps her take care of cases in his own brutal way, he also gives her information to stay ahead of everyone and in return she provides him with what information he needs andmakes sure all evidence is gone or replaced with another setting others up.
Her husband is a searious man when it comes down to buisness and anyone else he doesn't have an expression other than a straight yet firm expression or pissed off but since he met her a whole new part of him has been revealed.
"the kingpin and his detective wife"- my boyfreind
Sleepingdragon Zzz that’s awesome
@@CeceBabilonia thanks!! 😁
*james bond has entered the chat*
NightShine ASMR nya~ 😶
*John Wick has entered the chat*
Hahahaha
Ffs nightshine 😂
*jason born has joined the chat*
That art has me feeling all kinds of sexually confused
u know who it iz yo same 😂. Had to check it wasn’t spicy Saturday even tho for me it’s Tuesday
is it cheating if I listen to cardlin's stuff every night when I want to kill myself when i actually have a boyfriend
@@dumpsterfire5818 i mean i do the same but i have a girlfriend
S A M E
When I hear the gun clicking I said ..
It's Nerf or Nothing
Welcome to Generation Z 🤣😂😂
*plays mission impossible*
*starts playing mission impossible on a recorder*
*Plays mission impossible horribly on a violin*
*plays mission impossible on cello*
PLAYS MISSION IMPOSSIBLE ON A TV THAT I HID IN MY BAG
*plays mission impossible on kazoo*
Cardlin: “baby? Where are you?”
Me: “in the dark abyss”
14:25 O H How the tables have turned •o• honhonhon
i see a jake profile picture?
h o n h o n h o n
How the turn tables
Imagine the gun was a nerf gun and we are 8 year olds after being married and we are on the playground 😂
ITS NERF OR N O T H I N G.
“But that means I have to go get a suit on and do something with my hair.”
Me: *pouts*
“Okay okay, don’t pout.”
Me: ...aight where the cameras at.
I see Cardlin, I click and like
Btw I needed this since Stan Lee died 😔😔😔💔💔
" What's in my boxers is what I'm going to give you later~ "
Nobody:
Fukin nobody:
Still nobody:
Me: seems legit.
6:19 my new ringtone
Oof same
YESSSSS😂
I went all the way back just to hear it and read it at the same time
YOOOOO
THIS REMINDS ME OF THE MOVIE MR AND MRS. SMITH(I think that's the name)
AND you do this right when the great legend.....gone to heaven T^T
You just saved me from depression
I was thinking of that movie as well!
THAT ....
WAS.......
BEAUTIFUL
OH MY LORD
😭😭😭👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
THE ART IS EVERYTHING😍🔥
Is it bad I was thinking that cardlin and the listener would both die? Like... You know shoot each other at the same time or something?.... Yeah I'm weird...
6:19
Me: CARDLIN IS THAT MAGIC SHOP?!?!
(so show me, I'll show you, so show me, I'll show you
so show me, I'll show you
show you)
{continues to incoherently sing because it is 5 am rn}
2:22
me; chokes on water and immediately scrolls down to comments*
Sameeeee
I didn’t even know Stan Lee died until I read these comments!! Why must this world be filled with Misery?!?!?!😭😭
Gutmouth ?
Him: is that a gun...!
Me: yeah it’s a nerf gun I was thinking we could have a play battle
"well it was worth a shot"
*Hears things aggressively being dropped and cardlin groaning to get the gun*
Damn. I was so good, even I didn't know I was a spy
"You've been screwing the milk man!" he said. He's crazy
"YOU HAVE BEEN SCREWING THE MILKMAN!"
And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten...times.
He doesn't work for the CIA he's just been screwing the milkman
This is the viewers rendition of the cellblock tango👮♂️
[Someone better understand this]
😂😂😂😂😂
HE HAD IT COMING
IF YOU'D HAVE SEEN IT BETCHA YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME
I do
@@cypherminium someone is getting married
Me: *half asleep*
*paper crinkles*
Me: *jumps awake* What the hell are u opening a whole package
Me: Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me??😏
Cardlin: nether...
Me: huh?
Cardlin: it’s two guns this is a robbery!
This is 17 mins long?!?! Just the cheering up I needed after hearing about Stan lee 😭😭 R.I.P 😭
Mr. And Mrs. Smith vibes right here
YES ITS NOTJUST ME
Ikr
Needed this so much. Found out an hour ago that Stan Lee died😢, and it’s also my birthday, so hearing that didn’t help. Thank you Cardlin, it made my day a whole lot better. 😊
I'm so sorry 😢 but happy birthday anyway 💖💖💖
Shanette Quao Thank you 😊😊
Happy Birthday
Brianna Lewis Thank you 😊 😊
Happy birthday
I wonder if the phantom (from the offer) is the listener.......
sassy the human sylveon imagne. Like what if right now the listener is Blair and then the listener turns into phantom
Normal kids: *dreams of becoming a princess a designer or a pop start or astronaut*
Me: “I wanna be an assassin when I grow up”
SAME THO ✋😭
Me too! 😂😅
These Stan Lee comments are killing me it hurts😢😢
This script
This art
*This upload*
Well done Cardibear
God I love scripts like this!! Beautifully done by all involved!
Wait Hold UP . You put my name through a vetting system?! HOLD UPPP
I'm here! And wow this art PHEW. And omg I was here for the livestream of this, Mr And Mrs Smith tease! And I really want a part 2 😙😙 excellently written
CAN I POINT OUT THAT THE ART IS SO AMAZING AND IT REALLY DOES COMPLEMENT THE AUDIO SO MUCH?
I LOVE IT!!!!
Good job to all of you! 💕
I’m loving this so much!
Bravo!💕
I showed your comment to the artist (I know them personally) and they just squealed with excitement. They’re pretty shy so it was nice to see them so happy with their piece ☺️, you can check out their Instagram at MoopNootArt if you want!
Franklin Lewis TELL THEM FROM ME THAT THEY HAVE A NEW FAN! IS A BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH! ONE OF MY TOPS FAVES CARDLIN HANDS DOWN!💕
@@sicosaya09 I told them, I think they might start crying. They're not used to getting so much love for their art haha
My god, that audio was amazing!!
these comments are making my tears come back! RIP: Stan Lee; a comedian, a role model, & a legend to all Marvel fans...💔😭
EXCELSIOR (skrew englis speling)
Cardlin: is something burning?
Me: *THE WONTONS-*
That poem was beautiful! This is just what I needed today! Thank you Cardlin.
WHO ELSE IS FANGIRLING OVER HIS SMOOTH VOICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHH
also srry for yelling Q~Q
Im in love with the Cardlin thumbnail. Its so beautiful!
DAMN THAT FANART IS GOOOOOD
This is great! Thanks Magledala and V Winter! Amazing writing and super cool story! (Would totally appreciate a part 2!)
Omg whoah that title immediatly wow
And as always another amazing vid, love u cardlin!!
Love all you other ppl as well! Have a nice day!
Who’s here after finding out about Stan Lee’s death?
Me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me, a year later: welp
This photo questions my sexuality(im bi)😶
Same
I’m a lesbian, and I’m partially questioning my sexuality, partially
Shadow CatFox same here
Shadow CatFox same
Well I’m pan so... what now
Another awesome great audio from Cardlin! ❤
Thanks for the story script Magdalena & V. Winter! 😁👍
I need more of this spy thing~ You did a really good job on this~
"baby...what what's that smell...?"
Totino's totino's pizza rolls :D
I NEED A PART 2 PLEASEEEEEEEEE I fall in love with this
*wait was that careless whisper I heard him humming* ?!
no, it was The Girl from Ipanema by Frank Sinatra
That art is lookin noice👌🏻👍👍👍👌🏻👍👌🏻👍👌🏻👍
Is anyone else crying? Someone hand me the tissues. Dang. I'm glad neither of us could hurt the other but wow~ Rollercoaster of emotions much?
At the end when you say "I fucking love you" it sounds so genuine and amazing and realistic! Yay realism
Part 2 pls make a part 2
This was so good
And What a plot twist
Mr. And Mrs. Audio??? I guess!
Cardlin’s last words: “I hope this isn’t a new kink of yours” 😂
Cardlin ; " Baby, What is that smell? Is something burning?"
Me ; *The turkey in the oven* Holly Shít, The oven!!
Oo is this Phantoms back story(well I’m going to pretend like it is))
(btw you should totallllllyyyy make part 4 of The Offer)😂
Edit: R.I.P Stan Lee you will always be remembered😪😔
rose Queen YEEES WE NEED A PART 4 totally agree with you!!!
The offer always awesome..We Need Part4!!!
rose Queen yes he is in a better place now
I so want part 4 of The Offer. It was amazing.
Oh and a part 4 of The Guardian.
I felt a whole plethora of emotions during this! I even cried! Great job!!!
I'm . . . sorry "Honey".
But my "employer" wasn't quite happy with how you supported their competitors in the industry. You loved to invest on that clown and it's gone on for long enough.
Oh . . . ?
Hehehe, hahaha . . .
AHAHAHAHA, well well.
I knew my "sweet baby" is quite the smart guy.
Yes "my dear".
Wendy's isn't happy with how much you spend on happy meals, despite them having non-frozen beef.
So now you've got to go.
Well that was... Intense... Had me on the edge the whole time, awezome work.
I SO need to take this to class and make it into a scene of some sort
“Now I have the gun”
Me: that’s not faaaiiiiiirrrrrr
This needs to be a series Cardlin!!!
As usual, an amazing wonderful audio!!
bae just tried to kill me? oh well, happy anniversary
That’s was incredible! Seriously, it was amazing. I hope to see this become a series or even have a part 2 of it.