@Leah Rasmussen *Hides old ass Bloody Towels* ( When I was younger me and my older sister used to sleep on the top buck together and I FELL ALMOST EVERY TIME BECAUSE IT HAVE NO RAILING AND MY OLDER SISTER MOVE TO DAMN MUCH )
I get delirious as hell when I'm up late. It's 2:50 am. I laughed very loudly at this comment and now my brother is questioning his life because I quickly hid my phone and acted like I was asleep. He thinks there's a ghost in the house XD
Him: she even made me dinner! *its just a burnt piece of toast on a plate* Bone apple tea! edit: about a year later and @Nightmare Love was just the 1K like (or so they claim) thank you cutie pies~
”I swear she loves cuddling that bear more than me...” Me: Very true Little tip - never give your significant other a stuffed animal or piece of clothing(that was originally yours) they will love it more than you
Cardlin: She looks so beautiful when she sleeps.... My gross ass: * snores like a monster * * gasping and choking in my sleep with sleep-apnea * * curly bedhead the size of Texas * Cardlin: So peaceful~
This played on auto play apparently, after an asmr video I was watching was over and I fell asleep and my bf woke me up when he said,”Babeee! If I’m not spending enough time w/ u, just tell me! Don’t listen to some other dude!” And I’m dead he was drop ded jealous 💀😂👏🏼💝💞💗💘can’t even he’s such a fricken fluff ball
Bre Barnes awwwwh! Ur sweet! He said,”She doesn’t have a choice.” And hugged me andddd he won’t let go. 😂💘💞 ur sweet u deserve someone as well if u haven’t found the one yet!!! 😁
Bre Barnes aww well good luck it’s not often u find such kind ppl like u on the internet I rlly believe you’ll achieve whatever u want💝💘💞💗 and he says thank uuuu!
Cardlin: "Is that my shirt she's wearing too??" Me: *looks at my Christmas sweater* yes...? (It's May and I am really still wearing Christmas things...)
WHERE can i get a cardy bear? Hey that rhymed Cardlin, you need to know how much we appreciate your work along with rhianna, you both are impeccable creators that have brought a massive impact on my life
me: **thinks I'm a lesbian** cardlin: **speaks** me: whelp I'm confused and its destroying me inside but its alright because at least I can imagine this lovely person actually loves me :)
So, I just clicked onto a video, a video before this and my anxiety peaked, (my cat meowed downstairs, indicating he noticed my anxiety,) and I quickly clicked onto this and instantaneously calmed down. My brain indicates when Cardlin talks, it’s relaxation time. My life literally revolves around these videos.
Cardlin:she looks so beautiful when she sleeps **Me looking like I just fell down a flight of stairs, while the bottom half of my body is off the bed and the entire top half is wrapped up in my blanket like half of a burrito with only my face poking out** Cardlin:so peaceful
i was literally thinking “i would leave some dinner for him on the counter for when he gets home” and then a couple seconds later “oh she made me dinner and left a note for me”
If cloning ever becomes a normal thing, Cardlin I’m begging you please clone yourself so we can buy one. (JESUS THAT SOUNDS CREEPY I JUST MEAN CAUSE YOU’RE SO PERFECT AND LITERALLY EVERY ONE OF YOUR FANS WANTS YOU IM SORRY-)
I HAD NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE AND I WAS LAYING ON THE COUCH WITH A BLANKET AND A STUFFED PANDA AND IT GOT TO THE PART WITH THE BEAR AND AND AND I JUST KINDA LIKE HELD MY PANDA TIGHTER AND WAS LIKE, "Oh!" XD
*INHALES* WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING PLEASE BE REAL WHY CANT I HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU ON EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE I WANT SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN I GET OLDER OR EVEN RIGHT NOW OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
I may think it's the best audio from cardlin I've heard til now ....idk too sweet and too sad at the same time, i'dont want to be like that with my future husband...great job cardlin♥️♥️♥️
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Cardlin: she looks so beautiful when she sleeps.
Me: **Does five 360s, rolls off the bed and hits a table**
Cardlin: So peaceful..
Its funny because I've actually done that before
Your not the only one who does that
@Leah Rasmussen *Hides old ass Bloody Towels* ( When I was younger me and my older sister used to sleep on the top buck together and I FELL ALMOST EVERY TIME BECAUSE IT HAVE NO RAILING AND MY OLDER SISTER MOVE TO DAMN MUCH )
I have done that before except I rolled off on to my face.
😂😂😂😂 same
To my future husband PLEASE be as adorable and as sweet as Cardlin 😩
Why wait when u can just kidnap him yourself :)
That was a joke plz dont do that
W122 Jesus Christ we need to make that the remix of the song
None can we as sweet and as adorable as cardlin it's impossible
At least you can still wish... And still hope... Haha I'm dating my future husband and he's a dick xD ... TT_TT R.I.P my dreams
Milkshake YAOI yaoi yay I’m done 🤣
Me: *has volume all the way up*
Cardlin: *echo-e voice* finally home
Me: *whisper yell* GOD?!?
I almost dropped my phone, I just wasn't expecting it!
I LAUGHED WAY HARDER THEN I SHOULD HAVE LOL
CRYING 💀
I get delirious as hell when I'm up late. It's 2:50 am. I laughed very loudly at this comment and now my brother is questioning his life because I quickly hid my phone and acted like I was asleep. He thinks there's a ghost in the house XD
YO IM WHEEZING READING THIS HAHAHAHHAAH
Him: she even made me dinner!
*its just a burnt piece of toast on a plate*
Bone apple tea!
edit: about a year later and @Nightmare Love was just the 1K like (or so they claim) thank you cutie pies~
Rosie and Emily WhEeZe
Bone app the teeth.
Alonzo Lerone is quacking
ALONZO LERONE
You, my friend, have just made my day
”I swear she loves cuddling that bear more than me...”
Me: Very true
Little tip - never give your significant other a stuffed animal or piece of clothing(that was originally yours) they will love it more than you
I feel called out...😂
I honestly feel so attacked right now
I feel attacked but this acc me when I get a boyfriend💙💙💙😑🤣❤
My boyfriend would relate to this because every time he comes home I'm wearing his shirt and cuddling with some random thing of his
Clothing is fine but stuffed animals maybe but no
Cardlin: She looks so beautiful when she sleeps....
My gross ass: * snores like a monster * * gasping and choking in my sleep with sleep-apnea * * curly bedhead the size of Texas *
Cardlin: So peaceful~
Mood
Me too
So true
This is called true love
If this aint me-
Cardlin: *i love you baby..*
Me: *hotel...trivago*
DEAD XD
“I don’t know what I did to deserve an amazing woman in my life”
Me: u deserve everything sweetheart ❤️
I mean he sure does, but I dunno how he got amazing from me. I'm quiet the opposite
Cardlin:she looks so beautiful when she sleeps.
Me: *Doing a really uncomfortable pose snoring with a dog on my head*
Izuku? What are you doing here?
SAME
IZZUUKKUUUU!!!!!
With a WHAT on your head-😃😃😃
Wtf- I can never escape the oikawa plsushies can i?
This played on auto play apparently, after an asmr video I was watching was over and I fell asleep and my bf woke me up when he said,”Babeee! If I’m not spending enough time w/ u, just tell me! Don’t listen to some other dude!” And I’m dead he was drop ded jealous 💀😂👏🏼💝💞💗💘can’t even he’s such a fricken fluff ball
I do believe you have found the one, my friend! Keep him!
Bre Barnes awwwwh! Ur sweet! He said,”She doesn’t have a choice.” And hugged me andddd he won’t let go. 😂💘💞 ur sweet u deserve someone as well if u haven’t found the one yet!!! 😁
@@HITBEEE Aww! Boyfriend goals. I have found the perfect somebody, but it's just a matter of waiting.
Bre Barnes aww well good luck it’s not often u find such kind ppl like u on the internet I rlly believe you’ll achieve whatever u want💝💘💞💗 and he says thank uuuu!
*me feel so singlez now ;-;*
Cardlin: She Looks So Beautiful When She Sleeps.
Actually Me: *An Octopus Out of Water-*
PFFFFFT--
*RHIANNA BACK AT IT AGAINNN. THANK YOU QUEEN, WE OWE YOU OUR SOULSSSS 😂👌🏻*
she is writing asmr scripts but she doesnt release an album😡😡😡😡😡
@@marsnova7195 lol, so true
we stan Rhianna
Lol I didn't want to mess up the 777 likes
*it’s 2:04pm*
im going to bed
Its 1am, time to binge his videos instead of actually doing the one thing I came here for lmao
My sweet evil bean,sleep
hooomams cbbxbdxbd
i’ll try but toga is blasting sicko mode with dabi and twice
@@user-rl2xr3xq3z Ima beat their asses
hooomams cbbxbdxbd good luck with toga
Cardlin: "Is that my shirt she's wearing too??"
Me: *looks at my Christmas sweater* yes...?
(It's May and I am really still wearing Christmas things...)
armyyyyy!!!💜💜
@@yomommy3691 armyyyy 💜💜
If they be comfortable they be comfortable.
It never too late for Christmas
WHERE can i get a cardy bear? Hey that rhymed
Cardlin, you need to know how much we appreciate your work along with rhianna, you both are impeccable creators that have brought a massive impact on my life
Ditto. I would buy one in a heartbeat if it looked like the cute bear sticker in the vid here.
@@StarYuma me too. If it was fluffy as well it would help with my ddlg and set me in my little space so quick
@Angel Kingsleigh well, cardlin just needs to see these comments and hopefully he will get some merch
"aww she's even holding a cardibear. . ."
Me: *holding axolotl plushie* heheh yeahh
1:17
YES
*THIS MAN KNOWS THAT THE WAY TO A WOMANS HEART IS ALWAYS FOOD*
Me: watching Fairy Tail.
Also me: sees youtube notification.
"Great, it's UA-cam...
Also Also me: Sees its Cardlin "ANIME CAN WAIT!"
Musicals Gal same sis
Mmmm its a hard choice tho. Anime or cardlin
Izuku Midoriya wait! Izuku why are you here?!
Uraraka Ochaco u-uraraka! Uhmmm mina made me watch it
Izuku Midoriya ohh that makes sense I should have a talk with her later
Who else started singing "there she goessss there she goes again" when he said "there she goes"
Me :V
Song?
Mum : do the washing up
**Cardlin uploads **
Me : washing up can wait for a little while
* Puts on headphones *
Multitasking?
*satanic whale sounds*
MY HeArT HAS *LeFt ThE EarTh*
GaChA iS lIfE gUUuUuuUuL
Im going on a date today and I need cuddles so I put this on lmaoooo
CARDLIN: " dont worry its me baby"
ME (during quarntine): DiD yOu WaSh YoUr HaNdS ?!?!?!?!?!
*raises from the depths of hell* I came as soon as I heard!
Angelicaaaa~
All the way from London? Damn!
@@delsy1245 Yessss
I was gonna say “all the way from London damn” but someone already did :,)
Chels Air I'm not here for youuuu
@@bambidisney6498 i know my sister like i know my own mind
Him: I just wanted to feel your body against mine
My mind: bAbY GrInD oN mE
LMAO
*WHEEZED*
Thanks to Rhianna for the sweet script and thank you Cardlin for bringing it to life with your wonderful voice! :)
RHIANNA SWEETHEART YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL US GAWD YOU'RE AMAZING!!!
I'm halfway through the video and realizing I would never have this🤷💀
BOYS TAKE NOTE
THIS IS WHAT WE NEED
[I've missed you]
I've missed you too cardlin 😭😭😭
Listening to this while drawing, I'm gonna be in a good mood now!
Cardlin: I don't deserve such a wonderful woman
Me: *NON-BINARY* *SCREE*
me: **thinks I'm a lesbian**
cardlin: **speaks**
me: whelp I'm confused and its destroying me inside but its alright because at least I can imagine this lovely person actually loves me :)
Bisexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
@@glrzxa oh yeah uh little update I now identify as bisexual lol. I found him during a questioning period in life lol
*Written by Rhianna*
Me: *Sis...is you working on music*
She's busy writing scripts
Dude, please make teddy bear merch!
I really wanna put in a script but seeing the trend these past few weeks idk if it would even be worth it...:/
Give it a shot, you never know c:
All I could think after it ended was "the food...cARDLIN THE FOOD"
Whoa here within a few minutes! Lovely audio as usual :)
you need to release Cardlin bear plushies uwu
I loved this video so much ily ♥️
I agree
These videos make me feel so warm and tingly on the inside
So, I just clicked onto a video, a video before this and my anxiety peaked, (my cat meowed downstairs, indicating he noticed my anxiety,) and I quickly clicked onto this and instantaneously calmed down.
My brain indicates when Cardlin talks, it’s relaxation time. My life literally revolves around these videos.
This is so damn cute! I love hearing his thoughts like that. Adorable!!
The whole complaing about late scheduling is so relatable. Sometimes I wonder why I wanted to work in a hospital
His voice makes my heart melt
you are too precious.
p r e c i o u s ~
*These comments are too relatable it has to stop*
Cardlin:she looks so beautiful when she sleeps
**Me looking like I just fell down a flight of stairs, while the bottom half of my body is off the bed and the entire top half is wrapped up in my blanket like half of a burrito with only my face poking out**
Cardlin:so peaceful
okay but the fact that he says he’s been working for hours to no end every week and think we’ve doing a lot a needs a break sjdhdjdjd
Awww this one’s so cute! I can’t even complain about being lonely cause this is too adorbs♥️
me- *Turns none stop*
Cardlin- "ShE lOoKs So PeAcFuL"
Your voice is so calming, it helps me falls to sleep at night
Aww, this is so cute! 😊💕 We love a cuddly Cardlin. 👌🏻💞
Cardlin really setting everyones standards for boyfriends sky-high 😂
I got here under an hour......this is very rare
When he said she looks peaceful sleeping I wheezed I look like the girl from the exorcist when I sleep
My good sis Rhi keeping the quality scripts coming👌🏿👌🏿
“This sleep schedule is gonna be the death of me”
Me who sleeps at 5am everyday: 🏃💨
Ok. But like. Why dis so wholesome. This is too cute
Oh my god, this is WAY too relatable. Day off?
i come back to this regularly solely for the way he says “it’s okay it’s me baby” 3:27 i turn to goo every time
i was literally thinking “i would leave some dinner for him on the counter for when he gets home” and then a couple seconds later “oh she made me dinner and left a note for me”
If cloning ever becomes a normal thing, Cardlin I’m begging you please clone yourself so we can buy one. (JESUS THAT SOUNDS CREEPY I JUST MEAN CAUSE YOU’RE SO PERFECT AND LITERALLY EVERY ONE OF YOUR FANS WANTS YOU IM SORRY-)
I love your snuggles 🥰
Awww This was sweet! After a very long day this was actually very comforting 😘
Love you Cardlin 😘
I Literally watched this 4 times and cried billion times 😭😭😭
I was suppose to do something productive today sooo this works well enough
This is perfect
I got sick yesterday now I'm bound at the bed. And it's hella cold
this warms my heart but also makes me realise how i’m lonely as fuck
Rhi has done it again!
In love 😍 keep doing what you're doing, I'll cuddle all the time
Holy Jesus I love the stories you and other people write it has me writing these perspective stories now
Rihanna! Whoop whoop!
Thank u so much cardlin. This Really made my day♥️
So cute💞😍
I HAD NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE AND I WAS LAYING ON THE COUCH WITH A BLANKET AND A STUFFED PANDA AND IT GOT TO THE PART WITH THE BEAR AND AND AND I JUST KINDA LIKE HELD MY PANDA TIGHTER AND WAS LIKE, "Oh!" XD
Just what I needed to help cure my cramps. 😊 outstanding work cardlin!
RHIANNA IS BACKKKKK GUYSSSS
Him: she must already be asleep
Me who's still up at pretty much 4:00AM: *are you sure about that?*
"She looks so good when she sleeps"
Me: Drools when Im really tired and stressed. Is really sort of flexible and sleeps in weird positions.
I love the picture you used, so cute❤
Cardlin:she looks cute when she sleeps
*sleeps cutely in the bed and cuddles the plushie of him*
Cardlin: She’s even cuddling the Cardibear!
Me holding a teddy bear: OOOK CUT THE CAMERAS 👁👄👁💧
Lol you know it’s gonna be good when you see it’s written by Rhianna
I accidentally had my volume all the way up and when you said finally home I got so scared
heart attack? yeah, me too
I haven't heard it yet, but I know already I'm going to love it. 😍
Thank you for this, love you💖💝
When ur volume is all the way up then a loud as ad comes on
I'm still fangirling
am I the only one who watches his videos at night
I was actually wearing my boyfriend's shirt and sleeping while listening to this
This was too short*sobs*
Wow Rhianna wrote this
"Awwwh, she left me dinner and everything"
Where-
I was like: *bold of you to assume that i can cook anything besides popcorn and ramen noodles*
*INHALES*
WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING PLEASE BE REAL WHY CANT I HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU ON EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE I WANT SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN I GET OLDER OR EVEN RIGHT NOW OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
I may think it's the best audio from cardlin I've heard til now ....idk too sweet and too sad at the same time, i'dont want to be like that with my future husband...great job cardlin♥️♥️♥️
I’m crying because I’ve realized how single I am rip
"Finally home" (says in a echo-y spooky voice)
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I didn't even realize it was 4:30 AM till I started watching this. At least now I can sleep peacefully.
Lol I was just looking for a new video to watch :D right on time
Did i cry? Yes 🥺
why? because we all know we will never be that person cardlin is holding? yes.
*lmao jokes on you, I don't sleep.*