StarCraft 2: PLANETARY PROBLEMS! (Florencio)

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  • Опубліковано 25 вер 2024

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  • @thiagooshiro4857
    @thiagooshiro4857 4 роки тому +799

    A SCV chasing a spore crawler sounds like the beggining of a joke.

    • @thalanoth
      @thalanoth 4 роки тому +100

      scv = spore countering vehicle, dontcha know?

    • @zes3813
      @zes3813 4 роки тому +1

      wrr

    • @jeybeyon6643
      @jeybeyon6643 4 роки тому +18

      Kinda like when someone ask "is your refrigerator running? You better go and get it!"
      "Omg that spore crawler is running! Better kill it"
      Im bad at telling jokes ._.

    • @ToadstedCroaks
      @ToadstedCroaks 4 роки тому +18

      More like a super trucker story being told at a bar by a really loud operator about how he took on an ultralisk single handedly as it was racing towards the city.
      Then someone who was there pipes in and explains how Bob spent half an evening slowly following a 3 legged crawler with his welding torch, screaming into the com system the whole time.

    • @calebprouty288
      @calebprouty288 4 роки тому +8

      An SCV walks into a bar...

  • @HenryLevenson
    @HenryLevenson 4 роки тому +741

    That had to be one of the most painful games of Sc2 I’ve ever watched.

    • @terekrutherford8879
      @terekrutherford8879 4 роки тому +23

      Poor Plat player getting butchered.... Fun commentary from Lowko! But I don't love this kind of troll game were it's basically just mmr smurfing

    • @pavel9652
      @pavel9652 4 роки тому +8

      It had to be someone very young playing, otherwise, they would be thinking straight and not repeating the same mistake again and again...

    • @amanwithdope
      @amanwithdope 4 роки тому +7

      Yah lol. If the Zerg has just taken like 5 bases with the nydus and pumped out lings he could have won.

    • @jkobain
      @jkobain 4 роки тому +3

      @@pavel9652 "No WaY ThEsE TwO ArE MaßtEr lEaGuE!" ©

    • @TheKenji2221
      @TheKenji2221 4 роки тому +6

      @@pavel9652
      Looking at the apm. I doubt it's someone that young. Or maybe a spastic kid

  • @pavel9652
    @pavel9652 4 роки тому +231

    "The donkey should not be knocking its foot against the same rock twice."
    Powerful words xD

    • @Tempe1919
      @Tempe1919 4 роки тому +2

      Haha lekker bezig met de spreekwoorden

    • @KiIIerQueenboom
      @KiIIerQueenboom 4 роки тому

      if the donkey kicks the rock hard enough the rock will eventually break lol

  • @LetsBuildThatApp
    @LetsBuildThatApp 4 роки тому +454

    I feel they were both eating cheeseburgers while playing this

    • @joshjosh1386
      @joshjosh1386 4 роки тому +9

      speaking of, i'd love a good cheeseburger right now.

    • @cuxsia
      @cuxsia 3 роки тому +2

      and they got high with those burgers new crazy additive

    • @azimuthkenarium1665
      @azimuthkenarium1665 3 роки тому

      hey nice to see u here watching SC2 cheezy games😂 i like ur kotlin videos btw

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 3 роки тому +7

      [Realisation]
      M! m. Mnhokhay okhay.
      [burger down]
      M-hm. Shoulgh tahke hish barrachks gnow.
      [swallow]
      Fly, my minions! Fly!
      [sideways glance at burger]

    • @vietnguyenquoc9173
      @vietnguyenquoc9173 3 роки тому +2

      @@joshjosh1386 With some beef and shrime as well, those 3 go well together and with some salad too

  • @RoseAbrams
    @RoseAbrams 4 роки тому +214

    I had a dream that one day Lowko would upload a video with both “planetary” and “Florencio” in the title.
    And then that dream came true.

  • @nguyentrandanghoang8094
    @nguyentrandanghoang8094 4 роки тому +584

    I don't even play this game, but i really love watching it, idk why. And i see florencio i click 😂😂

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 роки тому +4

      25:50 that was onPURPOSE!!

    • @Rath_9
      @Rath_9 4 роки тому +2

      I tried playing it again a few months ago and hated it lol

    • @TaisharEnder
      @TaisharEnder 4 роки тому +15

      I play super casual. Campaigns and vs AI. Custom melee games and free for all’s. But I couldn’t do ladder. Doesn’t mean I don’t love watching it tho!

    • @randomzergling
      @randomzergling 4 роки тому +2

      69 likes, dont ruin it

    • @Rath_9
      @Rath_9 4 роки тому +3

      Oh I’ve always liked the campaign I’ve been playing it and rts campaigns since wc2 came out. I just can’t stand the ladder.

  • @joshuafarrell879
    @joshuafarrell879 4 роки тому +315

    The dislikes are from the swarm hosts that died in that nydus.

    • @SaltpeterTaffy
      @SaltpeterTaffy 4 роки тому +1

      Some of them, anyway.

    • @saintmayhem9873
      @saintmayhem9873 4 роки тому +13

      You mean from their families. Those hosts are still buried underground in decaying nydus worm innards.

    • @alfstewart22
      @alfstewart22 4 роки тому +2

      He did the math

  • @BaufenBeast
    @BaufenBeast 4 роки тому +77

    25:39 Wanna see Zerg lose 41 supply in one attack?

    • @octav3k
      @octav3k 4 роки тому +17

      51

    • @mgaus
      @mgaus 2 роки тому

      Nyd-@$$ worm

  • @douglasrowe675
    @douglasrowe675 4 роки тому +11

    I love at the end when you watch the APM, it just plummets to zero after that nidus kill. I can imagine them banging their head on the desk, and then he just ggs. That was pretty funny

  • @shinyshiny82
    @shinyshiny82 4 роки тому +69

    "He's a master at baiting" Well played Lowko, well played.

  • @crazymoogle
    @crazymoogle 4 роки тому +20

    "If your strategy relies on the other player being bad, it's probably not a very good plan". The irony in a Florencio game.

  • @VladVladislav790
    @VladVladislav790 4 роки тому +104

    Lowko, you actually left out the best part: Florencio staying in the game after the opponent leaves

  • @matttully3178
    @matttully3178 4 роки тому +42

    Lowkotv: "we don't have any dangerous creatures in the Netherlands."
    Also Lowkotv: "our donkeys have 7 legs!"

  • @Vlagstaf
    @Vlagstaf 4 роки тому +3

    « When you kill both the ass and the mouth of the nydus worm, all the units die »
    I had a shitty day, but hearing this made me crack up like crazy! Thank you Lowko

  • @CaptainWheezy
    @CaptainWheezy 4 роки тому +94

    The best english equivalent is probably the "definition of insanity" colloquialism: Doing the same thing multiple times and expected different results each time.

  • @hrfjio7455
    @hrfjio7455 4 роки тому +52

    This has given me confidence to play ranked

    • @celestrius9197
      @celestrius9197 4 роки тому +12

      What's funny is i thought the same thing. Then I accidentally saved for college and lost to a guy below 2k mmr who played his first game in 5 years against me..

    • @richardcox8409
      @richardcox8409 2 роки тому

      thought the same thing but then I read what Celestrius said. I have played SC since it was invented and I love watching SC2 vids but haven't played in a long time and it was a wake up call comment. I would end up on Winters BLHs

  • @kkirlin07
    @kkirlin07 4 роки тому +18

    “So the donkey has broken all 7 of its legs” -- LOwKo 2020

  • @TheRealStoku
    @TheRealStoku 4 роки тому +25

    Those 5 amazing APM by the Zerg playing are overwhelming

  • @Verjox
    @Verjox 4 роки тому +86

    Nobody:
    Lowko: *trying convice you florenzio is one person and not a whole team*

    • @xv9021
      @xv9021 4 роки тому +4

      "florencio" is just lowko's alt account

  • @guess317
    @guess317 4 роки тому +2

    Hilarious ending !!! He took 30 seconds to realize where are my units??? Lololol

  • @BrentPhoenixGaming
    @BrentPhoenixGaming 4 роки тому +10

    I don't think I have ever seen a scouting Spore Crawler before haha

  • @PotatoMussab
    @PotatoMussab 4 роки тому +15

    When I see the zerg player in this game with 8 drones 4k floating minerals and 200 APM Im just wondering where is all this APM going?

  • @carlhenrylico4138
    @carlhenrylico4138 4 роки тому +33

    I don’t mind speeding up the viewer-submitted games on lull moments.

  • @whitecat1441
    @whitecat1441 4 роки тому +2

    i love at the end of every videos lowko always said "dont forget to smile" really make me happy inside

  • @ballboys607
    @ballboys607 4 роки тому +29

    Platinum players never seeing planetary rushes? You give us too much credit.

    • @MrClashPlay
      @MrClashPlay 4 роки тому +1

      subtle flex

    • @RoyScot
      @RoyScot 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrClashPlay looooool in sc2 plat is not a flex :D

    • @MrClashPlay
      @MrClashPlay 4 роки тому

      Sarat Roy lmao I can’t get passed gold

    • @RoyScot
      @RoyScot 4 роки тому

      @@MrClashPlay >_> sorry bro, but good luck!! I believe in you.

  • @GR33NAXE
    @GR33NAXE 4 роки тому +1

    "So the donkey has broken all 7 of its legs!" Cracked me up right there.

  • @pavel9652
    @pavel9652 4 роки тому +4

    26:25, Zerg player - former Swarm Host owner, finds out he can't find them ;)

  • @cakedeliveryboi3283
    @cakedeliveryboi3283 4 роки тому +2

    "the master at baiting so far" lmao nice choice of words lowko 😂
    25:18

  • @kurtender02
    @kurtender02 4 роки тому +6

    The guy must be like "No" pause 30 seconds, then GGs out hahaha

  • @calvinjames5027
    @calvinjames5027 3 роки тому +4

    “The donkey has broken all his legs”
    Me: laughs in Chernobyl

  • @imonlyamanandiwilldiesomed4406
    @imonlyamanandiwilldiesomed4406 4 роки тому +3

    Ravagers? Wat dat?
    Floencio: picking on noobs for our entertainment.

  • @johndoerayme7064
    @johndoerayme7064 4 роки тому +1

    Donkeys, Mermaids, Rocks, and a hero scouting spore .. oh, that Flo magic has arrived.

  • @PeterBressau
    @PeterBressau 4 роки тому +9

    when you're 17:00 minutes into the game and so sure of yourself that you can leave half of your economy doing nothing - THAT IS THE ACTUAL PRO MOVE HERE Lowko!

    • @goliathmb18
      @goliathmb18 4 роки тому +1

      he could have just put some drones in the overlords and expand all over the map without any issue since the start, but idk what the heck his thought process was..........he even knew half the map was clear and where Florencios only base was.....

  • @jordandavenport5784
    @jordandavenport5784 4 роки тому +14

    I want to get the lowko announcer pack, but if it doesn’t say “Build overlords, more stuff beats less stuff” then I’ll be a little disappointed.

  • @maiszek9467
    @maiszek9467 4 роки тому +15

    Amazing upload schedule... Love these vids

  • @goblingrenadex4946
    @goblingrenadex4946 4 роки тому +43

    PrincePlaya: NO No.. You CAnt Just Cheese with planetary Fortresses!
    Florencio: Haha planetary goes brrrrrrrrrrr

  • @AlexanderVRadev
    @AlexanderVRadev 4 роки тому +9

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Florencio: "Go for the butt!" ;D

  • @AmigoInstructor21
    @AmigoInstructor21 4 роки тому +7

    26:13 one min of silent for all of them who died inside... 😥

    • @Quadrolithium
      @Quadrolithium 3 роки тому +3

      1 zerg lost =1 braincell died... that's how I feel about this...

  • @Treksh
    @Treksh 4 роки тому +3

    Hahahah what a game man, the last moment really sealed it!

  • @nguyenvpicipmu
    @nguyenvpicipmu 2 роки тому

    SOOO MUCH TO LEARN HERE GUYS!
    seriously, this is super interesting. A good break from mind-boggling strategies and actions of god tier battles with the like of Maru and Serral.
    I think there should be more of Platinum casting. Very funny.

  • @the3pista1c
    @the3pista1c 4 роки тому +2

    25:18 "He's been the master at bating this whole time..." ;)

  • @zhoumadeit
    @zhoumadeit 4 роки тому +7

    Lowko: “Donkey”
    *GORDON RAMSAY INTENSIFIES*

  • @kurofelix
    @kurofelix 4 роки тому

    You can hear how lowko hearth breaks when all those units die when the nydus was destroyed

  • @mechm1nd
    @mechm1nd 4 роки тому +4

    Now I just want to see a game of Lowko against Florencio under new smurf accounts so they'll not know about it. And since Florencio sometimes sends replays to Lowko directly it will be a nice surprise

  • @generalrex9387
    @generalrex9387 4 роки тому +1

    Fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me is the best equivalent.

  • @ScienceCat888
    @ScienceCat888 4 роки тому +23

    Take a shot every time lowko says “bad boys”

    • @river7591
      @river7591 4 роки тому

      ok that was a massacre

  • @malthael966
    @malthael966 4 роки тому +2

    I always have such a hard time believing Florencio and his opponents are in Plat, the games are so incredibly bizzare haha

  • @Alexey-qs6nr
    @Alexey-qs6nr 4 роки тому +1

    these viewer submitted games are pure gold

  • @Larsgman
    @Larsgman 2 роки тому

    Lmao when he blew up the nydus worm the dude straight up gave up and went gg lmao

  • @RequiestofElysia
    @RequiestofElysia 4 роки тому

    Best equivalent to the donkey saying would be "Banging your head against a brick wall"

  • @RandomCommenter955
    @RandomCommenter955 4 роки тому +1

    This was one of the best viewer casted/florencio games XD so much premium content in this one

  • @MedievalMan
    @MedievalMan 4 роки тому +1

    25:40 That was like, the equivalent of Pharaohs army trying to cross the Red Sea in the Ten Commandments. And Moses closing the wall of water around them, in one brutal Godly strike, ending them right there in front of the Egyptian King, as he watches helplessly on the other side in utter despair!

  • @anarchistlilia
    @anarchistlilia 4 роки тому +1

    both painful and lovely so I love it

  • @asdfgoogle
    @asdfgoogle 4 роки тому +8

    I wish I could see the look on his face when he realizes he doesn't have anymore swarm hosts xDDDD

  • @ottojagenstedt9740
    @ottojagenstedt9740 4 роки тому +13

    the florencio videos were better before I think, the later ones just really feel like the opponent is a dog who never played the game

    • @thefirstk6331
      @thefirstk6331 4 роки тому +1

      I mean its Platinum in an Game that is not played by that much Player so its most likly just an casual Player that plays probably 4-5 Games a week for fun you cant expect much from that. But i agree would be fun to see some losses from Florencio aswell vs actually decent Opponents.

  • @KY-qy3kn
    @KY-qy3kn 4 роки тому +6

    Ah yes, the master baiting factory.

    • @Quadrolithium
      @Quadrolithium 3 роки тому

      That sounded awkward after reading it fast enough

  • @Smearone1
    @Smearone1 4 роки тому +1

    @Lowko: the English equivalent is "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me"

    • @jkobain
      @jkobain 4 роки тому

      I thought they say «Snipe me once / neural parasite me twice», no?

  • @Mirari1986
    @Mirari1986 4 роки тому +3

    Best of 5 Lowko vs Florencio, would be cool :)

  • @Vest-one
    @Vest-one 4 роки тому +3

    Lowko said: „oh, my god. oh, my god…“ and then silence for some time…

  • @finns23653
    @finns23653 3 роки тому

    every florencio game "mister macro king not living up to his name AT ALL"

  • @TobyHollowaaaaay
    @TobyHollowaaaaay 3 роки тому +2

    imagine that Florencio is actually like 12 people, explaining why he uses so many names

  • @sage0x
    @sage0x 3 роки тому

    Lmao, the Zerg processing in the end.

  • @endcancerouspisslam6666
    @endcancerouspisslam6666 4 роки тому

    *Fun fact:* If you build the nydus again, you can get those units back. They remain in the black hole of the nydus

  • @capkarr
    @capkarr 2 роки тому

    Awesomeness! Great game indeed. I discovered that I like the medium level games with crazy opening moves like fortress rushes etc.

  • @sharrick1208
    @sharrick1208 4 роки тому +1

    That nydus dying was the most satisfying thing I think I've ever seen

  • @lukenel29
    @lukenel29 4 роки тому +1

    fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

  • @RocZi
    @RocZi 2 роки тому

    A SCV chasing a Crawling Spore Crawler drilling its drills into the Spore body is the best thing that can happen inSC2.
    The 2nd is the player trying to locate where their buried-alive creatures are when their nydus mouth and ass are destroyed.

  • @inflatablewolfie
    @inflatablewolfie 3 роки тому

    I'm starting to really like Florencio gameplay because, win or lose, he always just blows my mind.

  • @gokublack8342
    @gokublack8342 2 роки тому

    The English version of the saying is "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result"

  • @adrianquintanilla850
    @adrianquintanilla850 4 роки тому

    "So when you kill both the mouth and the ass of the Nydus worm, thats the best way to describe it ok, all the units inside of it actually die." LMAO!!!!!

  • @Zulu4impi
    @Zulu4impi 3 роки тому

    That nydus kill with Yamato was just horrific. Damn sick Sewermermaid.🤯😈🤯

  • @HayEnju
    @HayEnju 4 роки тому

    I'd like to see the lowko facecam when he casts these. the number of times he sounded like his soul was in pain in this video alone hahaha

  • @davidholland4713
    @davidholland4713 4 роки тому +2

    Once again Florencio reveals the inner beauty of platinum league SC2. Proud players, hold your heads high :-)

  • @cokeMONSTERps3
    @cokeMONSTERps3 Рік тому

    14:00 he couldve killed all those scvs 3 times over with all that swarm host attacks...
    Omg the nitus conclusion was glorious.

  • @MetalGuitarTimo
    @MetalGuitarTimo 4 роки тому

    9:42 a little bit of breeding room... how appropriate for a zerg^^

  • @TITAN_101
    @TITAN_101 4 роки тому +11

    o.O didn't I watch this yesterday? must have been a accidental upload, will watch again

    • @LowkoTV
      @LowkoTV  4 роки тому +17

      I accidentally posted it yesterday for about ten minutes. Nice catch!

    • @GG-bi8tb
      @GG-bi8tb 4 роки тому

      i watched it as well, tried to comment but the video was gone

    • @oneidiotoneblog9915
      @oneidiotoneblog9915 4 роки тому

      Daygaview

  • @psyclone8614
    @psyclone8614 3 роки тому

    This Zerg's unwillingness to make workers shaved about 5 years off my life.

  • @TammuzKay
    @TammuzKay 4 роки тому

    Lowko's focus on bogus low cost locusts provokes us.

  • @Syljena
    @Syljena 3 роки тому

    15:32 You heard it guys! Donkeys have 7 legs!

  • @GordonWrigley
    @GordonWrigley 4 роки тому

    The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over and expecting to get a different result.

  • @dblackconductor
    @dblackconductor 4 роки тому +2

    It's fine to speed up the playback when there's a lull, I'd say.

  • @ecotechpestservices
    @ecotechpestservices 4 роки тому

    Love when you cast Florencio

  • @Anolaana
    @Anolaana 4 роки тому

    7:40 flame cars? nope
    toy cars? yep!

  • @Sidicas
    @Sidicas 3 роки тому

    25:55 He's thinking at that point.. Where's my dudes? Wait... Oh nooooooo..

  • @Celdaric
    @Celdaric 4 роки тому

    The day they make Planetary Fortress able to be garrisoned and fired from like a bunker, will be a fun day :D

  • @lightdx7008
    @lightdx7008 4 роки тому +1

    That last attack to that Nydus is what a total disaster looks like for zerg players.

  • @kialburg
    @kialburg 4 роки тому +1

    "Beating a dead horse" is the English idiom Lowko was searching for.

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius 4 роки тому +1

      No it isn't. Beating a dead horse is using the same idea so much it no longer accomplishes anything. He's looking for a phrase that means "trying something that doesn't work, then continuing to do that same thing in the hopes that it WILL work". I personally like the expression "throwing good money after bad", but other people have listed other idioms that also work.

  • @ukaszkoznski4772
    @ukaszkoznski4772 4 роки тому +5

    Lowk-ust... Locust, with Lowko faces... Dont mind me, Im drunk xD.

    • @jkobain
      @jkobain 4 роки тому

      Lowkusts and Lowkers, yes. Any day of a week.

  • @NRSGuardian
    @NRSGuardian 3 роки тому

    Florencio doesn't have a Planetary Fortress problem, but his opponents sure do.

  • @charlieawerbuch5352
    @charlieawerbuch5352 4 роки тому

    That plan to break out with the nydus worm and the swarm hosts wasnt a bad idea, it was just implemented so badly.

  • @Roamingfirebat
    @Roamingfirebat 4 роки тому +1

    I don’t PvP in SC2 but damn this was entertaining.
    Maybe I should start watching more PvP lol

  • @tychoohcyt1171
    @tychoohcyt1171 2 місяці тому

    The best ending to a game I've ever soon lol

  • @mileskeller2003
    @mileskeller2003 Рік тому

    13:45 Just watching them fail for the third time, all I can think of is, "boy, if only he had killed like 2 SCVs, that Planetary would be ash.."

  • @MattMarshallUK
    @MattMarshallUK 4 роки тому

    Came for the mad strats but stayed for the funny Dutch sayings

  • @Lthe1
    @Lthe1 3 роки тому

    The English equivalent of that Dutch saying would be Einstein's "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results." 😉👍🏻

  • @zcr4tim
    @zcr4tim 4 роки тому

    Looked like the zero player killed the engine bay with the locusts before loading them up at the end. That was why they were on cooldown.

  • @kinamiya1
    @kinamiya1 3 роки тому +1

    so i seen this dude gameplay and well
    This guy doesn’t play to win this guy plays to traumatize or utterly confuse the enemy

  • @Zottyo
    @Zottyo 4 роки тому

    omygod Lowko, there's no way that these guys are diamondleague!

  • @Vevvev8
    @Vevvev8 4 роки тому

    That ending was a very painful shock. Just that's it... You lose.

  • @cedardmd
    @cedardmd 3 роки тому

    Epic ending gg got me laugh out loud in amazement!