What EVERY realistic game gets WRONG

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  • @jemsq
    @jemsq Рік тому +28118

    I was looking for blood. Not a whole respiratory system. 😂

    • @ariesleo7396
      @ariesleo7396 Рік тому +116

      Your god damm right

    • @corinthiansdaniels3728
      @corinthiansdaniels3728 Рік тому +148

      I forgot that dipsht said that

    • @II1nFaMyII
      @II1nFaMyII 11 місяців тому +37

      That's what I was gonna say... the real question here

    • @ALiberalVeteran
      @ALiberalVeteran 11 місяців тому +7

      Right?

    • @SaintDiaz
      @SaintDiaz 11 місяців тому +24

      Same here, i was deadass thinking it was talking about blood 😂😂

  • @FragGoesBoom
    @FragGoesBoom Рік тому +44211

    I was so confused until the ending 💀

    • @sumspartan8396
      @sumspartan8396 Рік тому +195

      Lmao same here

    • @goldenguy6393
      @goldenguy6393 Рік тому +51

      😂same

    • @zuluhyena305
      @zuluhyena305 Рік тому

      The games are missing the lungs outside the body. As Biden said, a 9mm bullet blows the lungs out of the body. But in the game the lungs were missing.

    • @TheLeftybar
      @TheLeftybar Рік тому +28

      Same

    • @Deadsilence1
      @Deadsilence1 Рік тому +142

      Exactly he doesnt even explain it until the end

  • @activision4170
    @activision4170 Рік тому +7323

    This felt like a rollercoaster.
    Had me looking for guns, blood, holes, and finally lungs

    • @KhilylahWatson-ic7hx
      @KhilylahWatson-ic7hx 9 місяців тому +59

      I swear to God a gun was the first the came to mind I'm fresh off a rust video ifykyk

    • @otrmal
      @otrmal 9 місяців тому +8

      No cause that’s literally the order I thought in that’s wild😭

    • @IAmTheJellyBeanRock
      @IAmTheJellyBeanRock 9 місяців тому +3

      not holes for me but yea

    • @Gunshinzero
      @Gunshinzero 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@IAmTheJellyBeanRock Same here. Gun?>blood?>......lung????

    • @MeSiLLyy
      @MeSiLLyy 8 місяців тому +2

      hahahahah brooo same this Biden mf different 🤣🤌

  • @importedcheese1114
    @importedcheese1114 10 місяців тому +1735

    Not a single one of those guys shit themselves after they died.

    • @user-ck3bo8wd4p
      @user-ck3bo8wd4p 5 місяців тому +113

      My friend in Afghanistan told me, "Doc, if I get shot, if I die, don't let me shit my pants." Not even joking this dude was serious haha.

    • @notpuggles4625
      @notpuggles4625 5 місяців тому

      How did he expect you to stop that from happening 💀 ​@@user-ck3bo8wd4p

    • @MSzero54321
      @MSzero54321 5 місяців тому +22

      ​@@user-ck3bo8wd4pThat somehow gives me trailer park boys vibes

    • @WWNbroadcasts
      @WWNbroadcasts 5 місяців тому +17

      That would be hilarious if I’m every game after you kill someone they just shit themselves
      Now that’s realism

    • @dividedstatesofamerica2520
      @dividedstatesofamerica2520 4 місяці тому +9

      Not everyone stuffs themselves with food like most of you.

  • @BallerDan53
    @BallerDan53 Рік тому +7918

    As a chicago resident, I was wondering why there are so many lungs on our sidewalks. I cant walk 1 block without having to step over another lung.

    • @k0d4xbl1xy4
      @k0d4xbl1xy4 Рік тому +93

      As a Brit, hitting a lung means something different (bud related)

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk Рік тому +20

      ​@@k0d4xbl1xy4
      *_SHAMK_*

    • @Bruhsithevest
      @Bruhsithevest 11 місяців тому +12

      ⁠​⁠@@k0d4xbl1xy4where did u get hitting a lung from 😭

    • @k0d4xbl1xy4
      @k0d4xbl1xy4 11 місяців тому +30

      @@Bruhsithevest Chicago> gunshots > lungs > on the sidewalks. Not difficult.

    • @weskertambemjoga8261
      @weskertambemjoga8261 11 місяців тому +4

      Oh i just aiden pearce

  • @Kupcho58
    @Kupcho58 Рік тому +8005

    That's why I go with the .45 cal; it blows the SOUL out of the body.

    • @ayumalani5631
      @ayumalani5631 Рік тому +218

      I go with the asian slipper, slaps the black right out of you

    • @YourJetfficialJet
      @YourJetfficialJet Рік тому +62

      nah i use the .50 call it evaporates it

    • @censored4christ162
      @censored4christ162 Рік тому +7

      I want something thay will vaporize the entire body spontaneously

    • @atheon-
      @atheon- Рік тому +27

      that's why i go for the 80cm used in the Schwerer Gustav

    • @AdawaShiwani
      @AdawaShiwani Рік тому +6

      @@ayumalani5631makes no sense

  • @cschamby8545
    @cschamby8545 Рік тому +5133

    Joe just saw this and threw his oatmeal against the wall.

    • @yewtewbstew547
      @yewtewbstew547 Рік тому +55

      I think he just does that anyway now.

    • @reinbeers5322
      @reinbeers5322 Рік тому +66

      He's now eating his chocolate chip icecream with a very sad face.

    • @GeloNegron
      @GeloNegron Рік тому +3

      😂

    • @GeloNegron
      @GeloNegron Рік тому +11

      Lol, the joke is still on us though 😂😳😐😔🤷🏽‍♂️😅

    • @ShortStickAnimator
      @ShortStickAnimator Рік тому +6

      If he could even lift it

  • @charlesnudo5951
    @charlesnudo5951 7 місяців тому +211

    This video reminded me of original early 2000’s UA-cam. Mysterious at the beginning, interjecting the wording in between moments, and injecting a period accurate joke at the end to bring it together.

  • @levelfive7662
    @levelfive7662 Рік тому +12086

    Dammit he got me again

  • @Directorialconsequences
    @Directorialconsequences Рік тому +1810

    I wanna make a game where the guns actually do what politicians say they do

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 11 місяців тому +164

      A Ruger .22 gets classed as an assault rifle.

    • @jacobyorton
      @jacobyorton 10 місяців тому +74

      For how strange it is, that might be a little more realistic than how in so many games someone can instantly die by getting shot in the foot 2-3 times.

    • @carboneagle
      @carboneagle 10 місяців тому +53

      That would be a wild, nearly unplayable, ride.

    • @ToxicityD-Day
      @ToxicityD-Day 10 місяців тому +63

      Anything chambered in 556 "a large caliber military rifle"

    • @gabriellacerda5737
      @gabriellacerda5737 10 місяців тому +71

      Would love to see the infamous fully semi automatic rifle

  • @garrettmandujano2996
    @garrettmandujano2996 Рік тому +5389

    You had me looking for pools of blood, which kenshi actually does haha

    • @mildlyangryguy6292
      @mildlyangryguy6292 Рік тому +96

      Kenshi is one of the goofiest, janky games on steam rn. I love it a lot but its far from realistic lol. To clarify aswell, not janky as in broken, just as in very exploitable and at times buggy.

    • @soulresperz3585
      @soulresperz3585 Рік тому +35

      ​@mildlyangryguy6292 idk the cruelty from a post-apocalyptic world is pretty on par for realsim , had some mercenary walk right pass my bleeding almost corpse cause I got unlucky with the time of there contract.

    • @mildlyangryguy6292
      @mildlyangryguy6292 Рік тому +7

      @@soulresperz3585 Agreed, there are some pretty harsh things. I was just pointing out that it is also quite silly at times when it does or doesn't mean to be. Hell, look at Beep; fan favorite npc because he's a big goofball.

    • @Yorishiriamori
      @Yorishiriamori Рік тому +12

      @@mildlyangryguy6292 kenshi is the clunkiest mess ive ever played and i'm pretty sure i'll never win in that game.
      A victory for me is to be alive for 3 hours of gameplay

    • @mildlyangryguy6292
      @mildlyangryguy6292 Рік тому +4

      @@Yorishiriamori gotta learn some exploits, it's practically necessary. A tip I'd recommend is to train someone in stealth, at high levels it can become pretty silly and unfair. You can also cheese small fights by running a few feet away while they swing, then attacking, allowing you to get a free hit most of the time.

  • @relaxandsleep6784
    @relaxandsleep6784 7 місяців тому +45

    Thought we were supposed to be looking for blood, but obviously we should've been looking for lungs, i mean how stupid could i be.

  • @blaeiptekvkukurbo
    @blaeiptekvkukurbo Рік тому +999

    Games in order:
    1. Escape From Tarkov
    2. Insurgency Sandstorm
    3. Ground Branch
    4. Ready or Not

  • @projectgg6730
    @projectgg6730 Рік тому +2460

    I thought you were showing that the enemies weren't bleeding out. But then the meme slapped me in the face and i died

    • @orterves
      @orterves 9 місяців тому +10

      Oh really? Then where is it!?

    • @Papawheels79
      @Papawheels79 9 місяців тому +22

      @@orterveshe wasn’t hit with a 9mm 😂 just a slap, so no lung🤣

    • @thenitpickchannel9993
      @thenitpickchannel9993 9 місяців тому +4

      I thought it was bullet holes lol

    • @drakekuhn1501
      @drakekuhn1501 9 місяців тому +3

      No it didn't slap you in the face. It "blows the lung out of the body"

    • @Biocrab
      @Biocrab 8 місяців тому +1

      i thought it was dropping the gun
      lol

  • @TheLaughingjack117
    @TheLaughingjack117 Рік тому +1088

    I was genuinely confused and getting pissed because I thought he was looking for the weapon like "it's right there you pebble thrower"

    • @thesovietduck2121
      @thesovietduck2121 8 місяців тому +15

      Well that's a personality trait you don't wanna keep doing

    • @VTAOVT
      @VTAOVT 7 місяців тому +7

      I was thinking he was looking for shell casings or something

    • @Satsu1NoHado
      @Satsu1NoHado 6 місяців тому +5

      "Stupid people get angry when they're confused"

    • @bruhiscrazy
      @bruhiscrazy 6 місяців тому +1

      Me 2

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 6 місяців тому

      Yeah. Now I remember why he look specifically for the head.

  • @johnathanlatman2507
    @johnathanlatman2507 7 місяців тому +132

    “Realistic”
    *stands in front of enemy and doesn’t get seen*

    • @davidsmooth1980
      @davidsmooth1980 6 місяців тому

      They're playing campaign mode, not live mode.

    • @n8bayonet
      @n8bayonet 4 місяці тому +1

      This guy giving me impostor vibes, this guy definitely ain't a gamer, if he was he would've know a.i. is mostly jank in modern games.

  • @uberreaktor4836
    @uberreaktor4836 10 місяців тому +1388

    Was thinking you were looking for blood splatters or bullet impacts.
    But that reveal made me spit out my drink.

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 6 місяців тому +14

      Originally thought it was about where the weapon went.

    • @Subtome705
      @Subtome705 5 місяців тому +3

      @@killertruth186me too

    • @AMTK87
      @AMTK87 5 місяців тому +1

      @@killertruth186the gun is probably unanchered when the npc dies.

  • @Eudevaneio
    @Eudevaneio Рік тому +2400

    Where's what?
    - The money Skyler, where is the money?

  • @1MusicNote
    @1MusicNote Рік тому +5830

    you know a normal 9mm and joe bidens 9mm is way different lmao
    Edit: This comment was a joke and people took it serious zamnnn bro what happened to the internet.

    • @afro_snake6458
      @afro_snake6458 Рік тому +171

      That's just propaganda that's been said multiple times since the 80s, matter of fact, pretty sure this isn't even the 1st time he said it

    • @yourtypical1722
      @yourtypical1722 Рік тому

      His penis is 9mm

    • @kava808v
      @kava808v Рік тому +30

      ​@@afro_snake6458 his comment is a joke

    • @kava808v
      @kava808v Рік тому +11

      💀

    • @Emogeta
      @Emogeta Рік тому +5

      @@kava808v except there a dozen types of 9mm cartridges in use.

  • @RealSeanithan
    @RealSeanithan 9 місяців тому +3

    I applaud you, sir. I had no idea where this video was going until it arrived. Beautiful.

  • @obviousgreyman
    @obviousgreyman Рік тому +2598

    I thought you were looking for blood splatter. 😂😂

  • @j1rj1r
    @j1rj1r Рік тому +2236

    Just had me confused throughout the whole video. That payoff was amazing

    • @skaddeleskadddoloe853
      @skaddeleskadddoloe853 Рік тому +8

      No blood

    • @op397
      @op397 Рік тому +9

      ​@@skaddeleskadddoloe853 the blood doesn't usually show up right away. Its usually seconds later when it starts to pool

    • @jaysparky1464
      @jaysparky1464 Рік тому +1

      @@op397 yea like 2-3 seconds and the games could do some more impact splatter

    • @titussquier4233
      @titussquier4233 Рік тому

      That was my reaction exactly!
      Was a great ending!!!

  • @torti436
    @torti436 Рік тому +1025

    They need to make this an easter egg in a realistic FPS game, rare chance of the lung getting blown out of the body by 9mm

    • @thunderofgr
      @thunderofgr Рік тому

      Joe Biden and Democrat mode. Where AR-15s are heavier than 10 moving boxes, 9mm blows lungs out, a 30-cal ghost gun shoots 1,000 bullets a clip, and 193 million Americans die every year. And painting the guns black makes them weapons of war.

    • @Samuel35239
      @Samuel35239 Рік тому +4

      joe

    • @tacticalmosquito6480
      @tacticalmosquito6480 Рік тому +17

      play some fallout

    • @justincurtis9094
      @justincurtis9094 Рік тому +1

      💯

    • @justincurtis9094
      @justincurtis9094 Рік тому +24

      @@Samuel35239”The Biden effect” trophy

  • @thewaitinggame1945
    @thewaitinggame1945 9 місяців тому +61

    Grenades in real life: 4 sec- *skidoosh*
    Grenades in video games: takes 20 years to explode

    • @Sherman_Dank
      @Sherman_Dank 9 місяців тому +3

      No. Frags have a default time fuse of 9 seconds after pulling the pin and spoon. That's why we have to "cook" them to make them pop sooner.

    • @thewaitinggame1945
      @thewaitinggame1945 9 місяців тому +1

      @Sherman_Dank well, to be honest, when I throw grenades in games, it feels like I wait a long time before it explodes

    • @Sherman_Dank
      @Sherman_Dank 9 місяців тому +7

      @@thewaitinggame1945 I get what you're saying. Videogames aren't very good at capturing how weapons work. You could have thrown a grenade in game, got up for a snack, lit a joint and come back and the grenade still hasn't exploded!

    • @thewaitinggame1945
      @thewaitinggame1945 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Sherman_Dank exactly! I could've taken a good shower and come back, and the grenade hasn't exploded

    • @Sherman_Dank
      @Sherman_Dank 9 місяців тому +2

      @@thewaitinggame1945 Hahaha! It'll explode in the next match

  • @FatGuyEngineer
    @FatGuyEngineer Рік тому +2379

    I bet Joe also thinks the entire casing goes through the barrel as well.

    • @Novasvengeance
      @Novasvengeance Рік тому +76

      Don't you know anything? that's exactly what happens.

    • @muddysudz6550
      @muddysudz6550 Рік тому +30

      It doesn't?

    • @baimo_ofc
      @baimo_ofc Рік тому +23

      it doesnt?

    • @TheDalisama
      @TheDalisama Рік тому +183

      "We fire the whole bullet, that's 65% more bullet, per bullet!"

    • @FatGuyEngineer
      @FatGuyEngineer Рік тому +32

      @@TheDalisama nice valve reference

  • @tristonmurdock609
    @tristonmurdock609 Рік тому +238

    obviously it’s because your pistol is firing 9x19 Parabellum, not 9x19 Parabiden

    • @dark2023-1lovesoni
      @dark2023-1lovesoni 9 місяців тому +10

      Biden meant 9x39, obviously

    • @AppleJambles
      @AppleJambles 8 місяців тому +3

      Never trust sleepy joe

    • @AGoldenBrick
      @AGoldenBrick 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@dark2023-1lovesoniDa comrade, 9x39 indeed

    • @cat...i_think
      @cat...i_think 8 місяців тому

      The parabiden also frequently forgets how to exit, same as its mastermind

  • @MattyMcDoodle
    @MattyMcDoodle Рік тому +390

    Me screaming “WTF ARE WE LOOKING FOR?!”

  • @d5kenn
    @d5kenn 7 місяців тому +2

    To be fair, there is a whole lot of lungless wheezing when you kill someone.

  • @Dr.Krezotexe
    @Dr.Krezotexe Рік тому +552

    "and .45 ACP kill their soul, you gonna make sure they don't comeback as a Lich"

    • @T.Rieper47
      @T.Rieper47 Рік тому +11

      Russian badger

    • @guilhermecaiado5384
      @guilhermecaiado5384 Рік тому

      If a 9mm takes the lung out and a 45 takes the soul.
      A 556 comits genocide and a 762 ends the world?

    • @Doxxy0
      @Doxxy0 Рік тому

      So that would be the solution to avoid the wrath of the lich king

  • @mellowdarkness3344
    @mellowdarkness3344 Рік тому +777

    I seriously thought you meant like a slowly forming pool of blood. But then I laughed at the end, absolutely hilarious

    • @MrSomebodyStrange
      @MrSomebodyStrange Рік тому +2

      Ready or Not has those though

    • @Tenshihan-Quinn
      @Tenshihan-Quinn Рік тому +4

      Yeah, I was on a similar track, he kept looking at the trajectory pathing - so I figured he meant wall spatter out the back of the target. The end made me spit my coffee laughing!

    • @UnVodkaDeMas
      @UnVodkaDeMas Рік тому

      My thoughts exactly, where's the pool of blood forming under the casualties

  • @lordsithous4406
    @lordsithous4406 Рік тому +2277

    That's some funny shit... The wait for the pay off at the end was worth it.

  • @hueyfreeman9094
    @hueyfreeman9094 2 місяці тому +1

    I don't think I've ever seen individual lungs rendered in over 90% of video games I've played lol

  • @OperatorKevlar
    @OperatorKevlar Рік тому +138

    "A musket ball round can rip a person in half."

    • @AliHaider-on7cl
      @AliHaider-on7cl Рік тому +37

      I own a musket for home defense since that's what the founding fathers intended

    • @joostdriesens3984
      @joostdriesens3984 Рік тому +9

      They are certainly brutal. Arent they .50 caliber often? They shatter bones, so lots of amputations in war.

    • @diebygaming8015
      @diebygaming8015 Рік тому

      @@joostdriesens3984 Standard musket is .75 caliber. The libs don't mention that if you were hit once by it, you were usually dead, leg shots from it could easily kill, the leg would be chopped off at the minimum

    • @jongustavsson5874
      @jongustavsson5874 Рік тому +6

      well, a cannon ball is the same thing (slightly larger), and that will surely do that.

    • @aliranesh9036
      @aliranesh9036 Рік тому +3

      ​@@AliHaider-on7cl wtf😂😂😂😂

  • @notyetdone
    @notyetdone Рік тому +109

    "All generalizations are false, including this one."
    -- Mark Twain

    • @codingwithjodie.7319
      @codingwithjodie.7319 9 місяців тому +1

      Buddy said a lie and a truth I once sentence 😂

    • @dark2023-1lovesoni
      @dark2023-1lovesoni 9 місяців тому +2

      That's a great line. My other favorite from him is "I wouldn't pay to see that show, and I'd gladly pay double to be let out if I happened to wander in by accident".

  • @mackieincsouthsea
    @mackieincsouthsea Рік тому +128

    >furiously creating unreal 5 lung assets

  • @oblivious108
    @oblivious108 9 місяців тому

    LMAO. Okay, you got me there. How can I overlook such a realistic detail in realistic games.

  • @dftdbs1010
    @dftdbs1010 Рік тому +520

    Actually, often unless you hit major veins, organs or arteries, it takes a good 2 minutes before blood begins pooling around the body. This is actually realistic. As for blowing lungs out, not even a 50 BMG can do that.

  • @Liminal.Headspace
    @Liminal.Headspace Рік тому +411

    Play Soldier of Fortune 2. You'll see everything the engine can render come out of a body from a bullet.

    • @MadaraUchiha-yu5vg
      @MadaraUchiha-yu5vg Рік тому +34

      Beat me to the comment. 100% the most realistic and satisfying shooters, despite it's age and by far has the best PvP in the industry next to classic Halo.

    • @HANGMANSJ0KE
      @HANGMANSJ0KE Рік тому +1

      The only thing is this is a spin off of arma, so its all zombies... I OVE DAY Z

    • @emendewo3387
      @emendewo3387 Рік тому +2

      I remember playin it on ps 2 that shit was fun and challenging

    • @chakko007
      @chakko007 Рік тому

      @@MadaraUchiha-yu5vg The lung won't be blown out of the body by a 9mm bullet though... that's just Joe's dementia drivel.

    • @Vader-San
      @Vader-San Рік тому

      @@MadaraUchiha-yu5vg Halo PvP is and always has been mid lmfao bland and basic asf.

  • @mysteryy234
    @mysteryy234 Рік тому +287

    That last clip with those moans/ death rattles was a nice detail for realism

    • @omargolam2692
      @omargolam2692 Рік тому +15

      ya the game "ready or not" a swat kind of game has a lot of interesting sounds that make it so real, even shooting them on the neck u hear them gurgle nd stuff, still a game work in progress though

    • @diridium87
      @diridium87 Рік тому +3

      we are still waiting for the update which will never come out

    • @Demetrix13
      @Demetrix13 Рік тому +4

      policeactivity the game

    • @REALfish1552
      @REALfish1552 Рік тому +1

      @@omargolam2692 And here I thought he was talking about the death rattle of the "guy" in the suit speaking...

    • @romeowhiskey2759
      @romeowhiskey2759 Рік тому

      Cheyne Stoking

  • @philipsthilaire3547
    @philipsthilaire3547 9 місяців тому +7

    ngl i was so confused till the end 😂

  • @_Meriwether
    @_Meriwether Рік тому +405

    It's true! Joe is a firearms expert, Ian McCollum actually learned all he knew from Joe. And Joe never, ever, EVER says things that aren't true.

    • @TheRobeRanger
      @TheRobeRanger Рік тому +21

      Never.

    • @queenfalega5844
      @queenfalega5844 Рік тому +3

      He's lieing I Checked a video he shot a ballistic dummy and it did not blow the lung

    • @TheRobeRanger
      @TheRobeRanger Рік тому +11

      @@queenfalega5844 @Meriwerher was being sarcastic, we all know Biden was wrong

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 Рік тому

      Politicians lie !? I don't believe that.
      Can we stop electing shitty politicians and voting for your favorite color please ?

    • @crimsontide1980
      @crimsontide1980 Рік тому +3

      ​@@TheRobeRanger No, he wouldn't have joked about something of this magnitude........

  • @schmeaty.1297
    @schmeaty.1297 Рік тому +97

    On a real note, I'd like to see AI in realistic shooters actually get hurt when shot 1-2 times

    • @tireless_steel401
      @tireless_steel401 Рік тому +28

      Play ready or not it’s a swat game. Sometimes they take one to the chest shoot u up a bit, try to run then pass out leaving a blood trail

    • @schmeaty.1297
      @schmeaty.1297 Рік тому +3

      @@tireless_steel401 havent played it in a while, i might check it out again!

    • @spencergacker9553
      @spencergacker9553 Рік тому +8

      My heart might have a hole in it but my blood got enough oxygen for a year!
      Or
      My stomach has a hole. Guess I’ll die now.

    • @ThePunisher_88
      @ThePunisher_88 Рік тому +13

      when you get shot you usually don't really feel it immediately.
      It's like being burned. You get a little jolt and pull back. As you realize what happened and your brain processes it your body sends the pain signals and it starts hurting more and more and more.
      When being shot at you get an adrenaline dump into your system. You can look up any number of police videos and see people eat entire magazines of 9mm and keep going.

    • @spencergacker9553
      @spencergacker9553 Рік тому +9

      @@ThePunisher_88 It also depends on your mental state how long it takes. If you were calm and just got shot from behind, you process it quickly and start feeling the pain. But if you’re in a stressful situation, like a shoot out, your brain is functioning with adrenaline and focus. The ranking of worry if you will. When you handle something in calmness, like say making a paper airplane, if you’re cut you identify the wound quickly. When you’re cooking for a party is different. You have to do this, that, get this done or (bad thing) happens. If you cut your finger without seeing it, you might not notice for a moment. If you just get shot, you panic as your brain works to produce a plan. If you’re in a firefight, you think, “I need to get him to stop shooting me so I live.” After the Brain thinks you’re safer, it checks to see what the limp is coming from, and it finally recognizes the nerves signal of pain instead of focusing on that hand nerves to see if you squeezed the trigger or not.
      Oh god I am ranting about something that my Father told me about. (Iraq) ADHD is funny.
      Sorry for the essay, I’ll end it in idiotic terms.
      In a game you have a win objective and another one that as long as you don’t lose it before winning, doesn’t matter. Killing/stopping the guy stabbing you takes goal over not dying, because by doing the first thing the second is much easier. Then you can use your magic hand bandage that heals your body to perfect conditions, ignoring the pint of missing blood.
      TLDR: Screw you this isn’t Reddit (If one thing helps the other, no matter what the other is thing one takes priority.)
      Why the hell did I write this? You said it in less words.

  • @blindshot709
    @blindshot709 Рік тому +410

    Don't mind sloppy joe , He gets into messes some times.

  • @joshuarickards2595
    @joshuarickards2595 5 місяців тому +1

    Oddly counterstrike actually has blood spray

  • @Bullmoose816
    @Bullmoose816 Рік тому +160

    I had no idea where this was going. So glad I kept watching 😂

  • @misteryman526
    @misteryman526 Рік тому +22

    I'm more annoyed by the fact that scientists in Rust don't leave any weapons behind even though they were JUST SHOOTING YOU WITH THEM!!

    • @ireallydontknow278
      @ireallydontknow278 9 місяців тому +1

      Reminds me of every enemy In most shooters where the ai enemy can shoot for 50 minutes straight but when you kill them they drop a good 5 bullets from their gun the only game where I have seen that this isn't the case is sniper elite 5 (sure most enemies still drop 5 bullets but in that game there's a skill that allows you to take out the bullets from the gun )

  • @KingESK112
    @KingESK112 Рік тому +79

    I initially thought “didn’t rack it back and put one in the chamber” but then I was looking for blood patterns, holes in objects/walls behind the victim, shell casings, the weapons (first two seemingly disappeared). Good one 💀

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 Рік тому +6

      Could've been one in the chamber already... unless it was a reload. Which I guess it was.

    • @Inolongerknowwhoiam
      @Inolongerknowwhoiam Рік тому

      same bro lol

    • @6FStyleCo
      @6FStyleCo 11 місяців тому

      Noticed that too then figured one was chambered then I noticed the guy didn't drop his gun then the next guy did so it wasn't that and I'm like wtf is he looking for

  • @itstrooperz
    @itstrooperz 9 місяців тому +1

    I was so confused, had me lookin at everything in the whole dang place.
    Then I died laughing😂😂😂
    Best video ever

    • @skyhunter2816
      @skyhunter2816 8 місяців тому

      Mind explaining? Been through every comment and I'm starting to think it's just a stupid ass meme.

    • @itstrooperz
      @itstrooperz 8 місяців тому +1

      @@skyhunter2816 it’s mocking Biden for not knowing a dang thing about what he’s saying. A 9mm bullet definitely does not blow the lung out of the body. You’d need something pretty freakin big to even come close to doing that. So yeah, it’s basically a meme that making fun of Biden for being clueless about almost everything he talks about, ESPECIALLY guns.

  • @jarhead975
    @jarhead975 Рік тому +30

    I was looking for the enemy's gun, which I saw 2 right in front of the dead enemy, and was like your just not looking in the right spot on purpose, then the meme hit, I just started laughing.

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 9 місяців тому +1

      I dont get it still

    • @femioladipo99
      @femioladipo99 8 місяців тому +1

      @@K4inan Me too, what meme are they talking about?

    • @P.W.R.
      @P.W.R. 8 місяців тому

      ​@@femioladipo99
      It ties in with Joe Biden at the end. He went around a while back saying 9mm handguns can blow your lungs out of the body to scaremonger about guns to ignorant fools that don't know any better.
      This video was "looking" for the "lungs" after all the enemies he shot in the games. The point is, a 9mm handgun does not, cannot, and will never remove your lungs from your body.
      Not even a 50 cal will do it because that will just disintegrate them instead. Not to mention tearing up all the other internal organs you have.
      That's what this meme is about.

    • @uningenious
      @uningenious 7 місяців тому

      ​@@femioladipo999 millimeter blows the lungs out of the body, as stated by Joe Biden. That's the joke.

    • @MRworldEtIkA
      @MRworldEtIkA 7 місяців тому

      ​@@femioladipo99 watch till the end smh

  • @laskosaure3077
    @laskosaure3077 Рік тому +66

    French military said "you know... A 22lr is deadly at 1500km."

    • @gizmoo-v2y
      @gizmoo-v2y Рік тому +19

      It's not the French army who said that, it's a journalist

    • @legrognard9777
      @legrognard9777 Рік тому +4

      It's an journalist, i confirm

    • @UncommonQueen
      @UncommonQueen Рік тому +4

      ​@@legrognard9777 guy is literally using french flag profile picture, i trust in him when the subject is france

    • @Peregrinus9
      @Peregrinus9 Рік тому

      ​@@legrognard9777 sauce ?

    • @waga97460
      @waga97460 Рік тому

      @@UncommonQueen As an ex-president, i can confirm that he is our official representative and a truth teller.

  • @tovarish_kommandir
    @tovarish_kommandir Рік тому +45

    I was like bullet?, Blood?

  • @SpookerBBQ
    @SpookerBBQ 7 місяців тому +6

    I play too much gmod realism that i instantly recognize Tarkov from the guns, sounds, and hands without playing the game, and watching a few tarkov clips

  • @The-Blue-Knight
    @The-Blue-Knight Рік тому +14

    Trepang 2 got you covered

  • @Amir_H7
    @Amir_H7 Рік тому +192

    Sleepy joe probably confused his 9mm with his .50 when he was at the range and then made this statement

    • @Brodrich
      @Brodrich Рік тому +21

      You're assuming his arthritis lets him pull the trigger.

    • @michaelfox2433
      @michaelfox2433 Рік тому

      .50 wont do it either. Biden is just a lying racist anti America idiot,...thats literally all there is to it.

    • @SIRKHEEM
      @SIRKHEEM Рік тому +13

      he cant ride a bicycle what makes you think he knows where his nearest range is or how to properly load a firearm 😭

    • @SIRKHEEM
      @SIRKHEEM Рік тому +5

      @@Brodrich he cant ride a bike he for sure cant load a gun

    • @Brodrich
      @Brodrich Рік тому +5

      @@SIRKHEEM Trust me when I say "incompetence finds a way".
      Even if it's just to shoot himself in the foot he would somehow load it.

  • @chrisvaughan2462
    @chrisvaughan2462 Рік тому +47

    They’ve forgotten to consult with Joe!

  • @ZeroNineFilms
    @ZeroNineFilms 9 місяців тому

    I’m bout to go test that theory now

  • @MaldMachine
    @MaldMachine Рік тому +7

    I was this close to malding before I saw the ending, best bait

  • @landodjango8107
    @landodjango8107 Рік тому +12

    Games (in order of appearance): Escape From Tarkov, Insurgency: Sandstorm, Ground Branch, Ready or Not.
    EFT is multiplayer only but has a major cheater issue as of writing and the devs consider playing the singleplayer mod as a bannable offense.
    Insurgency: Sandstorm has somewhat drifted away from realism and is overall the most arcade-y out of all these games but is still fun. I recommend the 2014 prequel for a more grounded experience.
    I admittedly have yet to play Ground Branch but a friend of mine has and from his testimony its like if those "Gmod realism" videos became a fully fledged game. Use a fancy gun to move around and kill a bunch of NPCs, sometimes with an objective. It's still in development but if you enjoy that stuff I mentioned in Gmod you'll probably enjoy this game.
    Ready or Not, also in development. Haven't played and I don't have any friends I can ask about it. Heard the AI is competent and that there's a fair amount of content.
    EDIT: Got both Ground Branch and RoN. Ground Branch is basically tactical barbie with barebones AI. RoN vanilla AI makes the game less SWAT simulator and Terminator survival horror, get mods. Tarkov also got a whole new maelstrom of shit from scummy business practices.

  • @slaker_
    @slaker_ Рік тому +39

    That’s why I go with 5.56, it litteraly puts my enemy into the backrooms

  • @namereniye
    @namereniye 2 місяці тому

    Didnt expect that. Bravo for creator!

  • @DarkNight3603
    @DarkNight3603 Рік тому +4

    I didnt get it either until the ending lol. Well done man.

  • @SobaOfPulaski
    @SobaOfPulaski Рік тому +7

    I was confused at first but dying by the end of it lmao

  • @Turbo-DF
    @Turbo-DF Рік тому +4

    one of the few times im glad i stuck around. BRAVO SIR

  • @cygospring1631
    @cygospring1631 6 місяців тому

    you completly fooled me, that was really good

  • @ohedd
    @ohedd Рік тому +4

    Entry wounds for a 9mm are tiny, and if you aren't hitting an artery or a vital organ with a lot of blood flow, you might not even get much blood exiting the wound.

  • @robertpatter5509
    @robertpatter5509 Рік тому +7

    I was looking for shell casings at first and thought " Where are they?"

  • @Magdrops
    @Magdrops 11 місяців тому +4

    Bro right! Drives be nuts how they could remove such a important part of the experience

  • @vanillathehexican4142
    @vanillathehexican4142 21 день тому

    And a deagle blows every molecule even slightly related to the person hit into a time warp continuum

  • @iced_latte6354
    @iced_latte6354 Рік тому +5

    bro was thinkin bout an intermediate-size 9mm

  • @thornurealvarez9452
    @thornurealvarez9452 Рік тому +76

    well, i'm pretty sure Garand Thumb has proven this is totally false lol

    • @thefirstaguy
      @thefirstaguy Рік тому +15

      Whooooshh

    • @ohdat1dude678
      @ohdat1dude678 Рік тому

      Fax

    • @absolutegoatfuck5019
      @absolutegoatfuck5019 Рік тому +31

      Wow really who could guess 9mm doesn’t just fucking defenestrate your lungs

    • @BOTthelesser
      @BOTthelesser Рік тому +13

      Bro it didn’t need proven 💀

    • @RJchaotic
      @RJchaotic Рік тому +7

      ​@@absolutegoatfuck5019 First time I've seen Defenestrate being used in a sentence.

  • @wonder_9315
    @wonder_9315 Рік тому +158

    Obviously it doesn’t, but if you’ve ever seen a patient that took a hollow point to the chest, you know how brutal it can be

    • @Hell.on.foot1
      @Hell.on.foot1 Рік тому

      Bruh shut up i saw men get shot with a 7.62 in the chest and it doesn't blow the lung out of the boddy and not even close, not even a 12guage would do that

    • @RaxIsLost
      @RaxIsLost Рік тому +30

      An Effective round 👍

    • @enb3810
      @enb3810 Рік тому +11

      I feel better carrying my 9mm now thanks, won't have to 'upgrade' to 45

    • @mukhademonyo6449
      @mukhademonyo6449 Рік тому +9

      ​@@enb3810 but but colt 1911.

    • @mainhalo117
      @mainhalo117 Рік тому

      @@mukhademonyo6449 15 round fnx chambered in 45

  • @francsiscog
    @francsiscog 7 місяців тому +1

    So ultra realistic that your enemies can't see you, just like real life.

  • @aaron6268
    @aaron6268 Рік тому +5

    When the DMV asks if I'm an organ donor.

  • @CaDzA818
    @CaDzA818 Рік тому +10

    We got Baiden rolled(rick rolled)

    • @UnhorsedGoose
      @UnhorsedGoose Рік тому

      Spelled B-I-D-E-N, or if you want to get political, B-R-A-N-D-O-N

  • @naspointO
    @naspointO Рік тому +17

    alright you got me. that was hilarious.

  • @SunKnight_95
    @SunKnight_95 9 місяців тому

    I spent the whole first time watching the clip backing up and looking at again before the end "what didn't happen!" "Oh that, yeah"

  • @trollerbladdering
    @trollerbladdering Рік тому +15

    I thought you were looking for the pool of blood under the body. Then I saw the ending and just smiled. Nice work. Very nice work. You have been awarded one internet, sir.

  • @summergamers3070
    @summergamers3070 Рік тому +13

    At first I thought he was looking for the gun, and then it hit ‘9mm blows the lungs out of the body’ thank you Joe Branden… I just saw the end of the clip wellp I guess I could’ve just waited

  • @KiLLJOY1056
    @KiLLJOY1056 Рік тому +20

    A stupid immense amount of recoil on every gun is what they all get wrong. A trained professional isnt gonna be blown back by a 9mm. Pistol especially like this game. What a joke. Looks like the first time hes ever shot a pistol with that much blow back.

    • @aboveaveragebayleaf9216
      @aboveaveragebayleaf9216 Рік тому +2

      I'd argue most guns have more recoil than most games show. I bet pov shooting by a pro would have this much, or more recoil.

    • @garbandgulyberdimuhamedow4604
      @garbandgulyberdimuhamedow4604 Рік тому

      ​@aboveaveragebayleaf9216 You have obviously never shot a gun before.

    • @aboveaveragebayleaf9216
      @aboveaveragebayleaf9216 Рік тому +2

      @@garbandgulyberdimuhamedow4604 I have actually, and I think most people don't understand the difference between what it feels like vs what it actually looks like. I encourage you to actually record yourself shooting, and compare it to game footage.

    • @CaptainYokkiller
      @CaptainYokkiller Рік тому +2

      I think the recoil on most of the games in the video are accurate with the exception of tarkov.

    • @thepioneer1525
      @thepioneer1525 Рік тому +4

      Have you ever seen videos of people shooting guns for the first time and being shocked by how much recoil they have, trained professionals make it look easy because they are PROFESSIONALS, they have trained to resist recoil. I once saw a video where a person was so surprised by the recoil they fucking fainted.

  • @gameboyadvancedsp6727
    @gameboyadvancedsp6727 9 місяців тому

    That fallen pole to get on top of something in the beginning gave me huge flashbacks on the map Riot from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare.

  • @nagisa3523
    @nagisa3523 11 місяців тому +4

    I thought he was looking for the weapons 🤣

  • @NuhNinya
    @NuhNinya Рік тому +8

    in ground branches defence they have stated that there not making a gore filled game

    • @Nick-zj3ch
      @Nick-zj3ch Рік тому +3

      It's satire

    • @Nick-zj3ch
      @Nick-zj3ch Рік тому +2

      It's making fun of Joe biden

    • @ryliebrown5925
      @ryliebrown5925 Рік тому +2

      But gunfights are inherently gorey I’m not saying we need doom levels but like come on

  • @PaulG304
    @PaulG304 Рік тому +14

    Dude he’s the king of confusion and humor😂

  • @zerocompacter5746
    @zerocompacter5746 9 місяців тому +1

    At first I was thinking you meant where's the enemies firearm after death and was like, Right there! Then i thought it was blood, then I'm blasted with a video of some old guy who seems like he's trying to be important.
    Definitely sent me for a loop lol

    • @dr.insecto7846
      @dr.insecto7846 4 місяці тому

      he is important just for the wrong reasons

  • @boytoy720
    @boytoy720 9 місяців тому +2

    Holy fuck what a quality meme

  • @jackboyd9992
    @jackboyd9992 Рік тому +7

    that last bad guy grunting from the fatal gun shot wound is a good touch in shooters.

  • @MrHeuvaladao
    @MrHeuvaladao Рік тому +10

    Wait till you see what an "AR-14" can do.

  • @jakeyo1752
    @jakeyo1752 8 місяців тому

    Actually excited to hear the music they make together. First glimpse of Logics dad we got was under pressure with the phone call now I feel like it’s come full circle

  • @Frostubee
    @Frostubee Рік тому +4

    Depend on what part of the body you shoot, in mostly cases it remains inside of the body. Yeah sometimes if for example you shoot in the finger of the hand, obviously it will pass through it but it's quite rare to shoot these parts so the solution of the games are correct

  • @denteater3498
    @denteater3498 Рік тому +6

    In all reality, the one thing I hate about Tarkov (despite the fact I love the game) is how “nothing” bullets can feel. I can pop a guy in the chest and he still has a window to sprint, line up a shot and headshot me.
    In a game focused on hyper realism, I definitely thought bullets and wounds would do more damage, cause more weapon sway, or still cause damage even if hitting armor.

    • @aybaws
      @aybaws Рік тому +4

      Tarkov tried to combine hardcore, realistic mechanics with looter-shooter core gameplay.
      If they make most guns have a quick time-to-kill then no one would be running expensive armor.

    • @denteater3498
      @denteater3498 Рік тому +2

      @@aybaws wounding should be more pronounced. Instead of JUST time to kill. But that’s just me.

    • @aybaws
      @aybaws Рік тому +2

      @@denteater3498 yeah, Tarkov’s way of trying to both be an MMO-looter-shooter style game while also trying to be realistic and hardcore is jarring.
      You have this incredibly detailed gunplay, customization, armor, movement, etc. but all that immersion breaks when you magdump someone with 5.56 and he goes “OUCH OWIE OUCHIE” before turning around to dome you 💀💀💀

    • @denteater3498
      @denteater3498 Рік тому +2

      @@aybaws yep. If I shoot someone in the helmet, I would have expected not only screen shake, but for their aim to falter ALL over the place. Instead, they take their time to dome me.

    • @nyanzombies2174
      @nyanzombies2174 Рік тому +2

      ​@@denteater3498Well that would work if they made Tarkov make sense and had every bullet that hit the head cause contusions and not just reflected bullets off the head. Contusions do fuck up your aim a lot

  • @igorjast7633
    @igorjast7633 Рік тому +4

    9mm bullet does NOT blow the lung out of the body🙏🙏😭😭

  • @TommyTwoYooks
    @TommyTwoYooks 15 днів тому

    Ready or not has some gnarly headshots though.

  • @steveg4jan
    @steveg4jan Рік тому +5

    Dammit, you got me. Also, how would 9mm blow the lung out of the body? Even Desert Eagles don't do that. The 9mm Biden is talking about is either 9x57 Mauser or Russian +P+ 9mm (it still won't do that, but you probably get the point)

    • @GigaVids
      @GigaVids Рік тому

      who are you kidding biden doesn't deliberately talk about anything firearm related with any kind of knowledge let alone a specific 9mm ..... go back clot coffin no refunds

  • @CrumpledPaperHearts
    @CrumpledPaperHearts Рік тому +5

    Joe would make a beautiful tree ornament.

  • @tinman3342
    @tinman3342 Рік тому +4

    Lol blew it right out into oblivion lol good Ole Sleepy Joe

  • @Sh1zle703
    @Sh1zle703 10 місяців тому

    With small arms fire like handgun especially you don’t start IMMEDIATELY gushing blood out like a fountain unless a major artery is struck or it’s a big ass gun

  • @Spacemarine40k-k3e
    @Spacemarine40k-k3e 6 місяців тому

    I was so confused at first until I reach the ending

  • @kuubleekahn6893
    @kuubleekahn6893 6 місяців тому

    AND IF YOU PUT A BRACE ON YOUR PISTOL, next thing you know there's a 50 caliber bullet coming out of that thing

  • @hobbyguy4640
    @hobbyguy4640 8 місяців тому

    I was very confused on what he was looking for. Very funny.

  • @JingaJing-g2q
    @JingaJing-g2q 8 місяців тому

    I was scratching my head the whole time like "what is he looking for?"😂😂😂😂