The Good, The Bad and The Warships 5
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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
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I'm pretty sure Jingles meant "taco", as in the traditional Mexican dish, but point of interest and amusement: たこ ("tako", pronounced more-or-less the same way Jingles did in the video), means octopus in Japanese.
"Furious octopus" sounds like a perfectly good nickname for this many-turreted little monster to me.
is also an excellent name for a metal gear boss
Furry taco sounds better
i eatu But less appetizing.
Or you could use the adjective furui (ふるい) which means old. Old taco would be quite descriptive of the pre-buff Furutaka.
+The Hungry Wolf 足柄 I liked the pre-buff furutaka :) Okay you had to play it like a warspite armored with paper - but hey it was good (And it was nice to cit-crit phoenix and omahas). But the buff made it really great though
St. Louis? The one that sailed into that massive island? Sure you don't mean the South Carolina?
uh, Jingles? *cowers in fear*
Jingles, that was a South Carolina. Not a St. Louis. Silly Jingles.
Jingles?
+Michel van Briemen yea, that was a funny looking st. louis xD
+Michel van Briemen Jingles? You got the two ships backwards.
Jingles?
+Michel van Briemen to be fair, the only real difference is number of guns and gun size.
+Michel van Briemen Shhh, it was early in the morning, so he can see the Star wars movie, it's fine!
You'll go in the salt mines soon enough...
It's that bloody boat game again!
+British Bobcat :D
If you want to shower somebody with spoilers for Episode VII just tell them the plot of Episode IV and leave out the names.
+Jack Beauregard This.
lol so true
+The Mighty Jingles I found it to be a good movie, but there where a few things I did not like that I'm pretty sure your going to rant about in Mingles With Jingles next Monday. Just some nit picky things however, At least I can say this : "It's Star Wars, Shut Up and Take My Money!"
+Jack Beauregard Well, if your someone like Abrams who gets this job, you've got to start somewhere... so why not start "where it all began"? Hopefully in future films he'll branch off a bit, but I can understand why he did it this way.
MrJest2 He is using the same formula more or less, just with a little twist.
Oh jingles... that was a S.Carolina tennel torped first i love you don't ever change
+GreyShot I know, I was wondering when he was going to notice he kept calling the South Carolina a St. Louis.
Ah well, it's Jingles.
+CaptainBadger He also called the St. Louis a South Carolina...
If we keep this up, someone's going to bring up what Jingles calls your mom, and then you're going to be mad. Best stop now ;)
12:39 AM. I'd better be going to bed... Oh hay a Jingles Video!
Too true.
+Chase Johnson Yup, explains what happened to me right now. Oh wait...
If you ever wondered why the Captain Jingles Commander in WoWS always screws up ship identifications, this video explains it all. Keep up the good work Jingles. You bring a smile to everyone's day.
"One day he will be in a Montana and he will be on your team!" - Please, dont say such evil things Jingles!
On the Two Brothers map I keep telling my team, at the start of the game, "DON'T RUN the slot, yet!" or "Ambush any Enemy ships trying to sneak through the slot!" and still some of them thinks it is a smart idea, even when I tell them "Get Back". I have watched my team, after my warning, send Destroyers, Cruisers & even a few Battleships up the slot. Fortunately no Aircraft Carriers from my team have tried it, but an enemy Carrier tried it once, right into the guns of my USS Helena (B), scratch one Flat Top & most of its Airplanes to my Defensive AA & Catapult Fighter.
Funny story about the infamous Two Brothers "Channel Dash".
My first ever game in my Koenig (a ship I've come to adore by the way) was on Two Brothers. Because matchmaking was feeling snippy, it dumped me into a T-VII game.
Stock Koenig versus an enemy lineup including Gneisenaus, Myokos and Nagatos? Yeah, I had neither the speed nor the range to make myself useful in that game... unless...
Since it was Domination and I was fortunate enough to find myself in a match without carriers, I decided to risk it. The channel was my only viable option to have any impact on the game whatsoever. Going around the sides was never going to work out for me, not in a Koenig with that kind of matchmaking.
I announced my plan in chat, the team gave their approval, and I proceeded and half-speed down the channel. This gave enough time to allow the teams to both disperse and position themselves around the flanks. It took me four minutes to creep through the channel, but by the time I got there I was free to capture the enemy spawn uncontested.
With that job done, I reversed back through the channel and brought myself in behind cover so I could still fire upon any cruiser or destroyer silly enough to cut across the mouth of the channel. As it happened, one of the enemy cruisers (an Atlanta) circled back to see about engaging the pesky destroyer who'd just capped their base. Four hits, four citadels. Devastating Strike.
After that, I proceeded full ahead and rushed out of the channel in time to catch a New Mexico with a hilarious ram. Sure, an argument can be made that I may have been more valuable to the team on one of the flanks, but capping the enemy spawn zone and eliminating two enemy ships before going down to the bottom myself fully justified taking the channel dash. The glorious Koenig can sure carry herself even when bottom tier.
I've seen delayed rushes work sometimes but out the gate? Also, had my Warspite look over and get the best feeling ever: 8 Critadels on 3 different ships on twin brothers in that little channel mouth; poor guys never expected that to happen.
Great video! Unlike a lot of popular opinion, there is so much tactical and up to strategic (when it hits the fan) planning that is required to be an effective Japanese destroyer CO. In the end I can only remember one figure. 0.8km. The distance between the torpedo firing in a Japanese Tier 4 Isokaze destroyer and the detection range.
I felt a twinge of sadness watching that brave ship sacrifice himself for the sake of the win. That's some real Once More Unto The Breach badassery right there. He obviously knew he wasn't going to make it, but knew it was the only way to make sure his little destroyer buddy could make the win happen.
Just love how Jingles crossed the South Carolina and St. Louis and kept it going for the whole match...
Earlier today a Cleveland & a Fuso from the enemy team came through the middle on that map right at the start of the battle! I think they were both dead about 10 seconds after being spotted. This game is an absolute gold mine for derp moments.
I think the free camera in the segment covering the battle for the slot in Two Brothers was very good. Some of Jingles best work.
Realize I am late watching this, but your quote "bad idea right up there with starting a land war in Asia in the winter" was classic. Love your stuff!
I don't know if the "bloody boat game" is a joke or a recognition of people who hate these videos- but I love warships videos!!! Please keep it up for us minority Jingles! You're the man
That North Carolina was dead the moment the torpedoes were spotted. It took them 15 seconds to reach him, even if he had slowed, and started a turn, the rudder shift on that ship, if fully upgraded is 15 seconds. Assuming he was going straight, he would have been in a full starboard turn the moment the torpedoes slammed into his hull.
Sailing the middle channel on Two Brothers is usually a pretty good idea, so long as you wait a suitable amount of time. Usually after 10 minutes have passed any defenders, have gotten bored and have either charged it themselves or faffed off to help their team on either the East or West. I sailed my New Mexico down that channel once, and usually take my cruisers down it (Cleveland in particular) and usually to great effect, once Im sure any defenders have left, and it causes some pretty good chaos amongst the enemy team.
That wasnt a St Louis that beached itself for the Wakatake to torpedo. It was a South Carolina. So yea.
Jingles, sneaking down that narrows works if its done later in a match.
Once the lemming train has left the station to either direction, you can sneak through it undetected.
Daily dose of Jingles soothing voice...while watching that bloody ship game.
In my Omaha, I went down that 2 Brothers central passage in late game. Both teams were halved and two injured allied DDs were making their way to the enemy base to cap and kill carriers. Yet a full hp Cleveland was on the watch, and the DDs were spotted by planes. I charged in, fought the Clev, sank but left him on 5% hp and the DDs finished him and won us that game.
I haven't touched WoWs in like 1-2 weeks, but now I'm really tempted to try my luck to sail down that gap.
Thanks Jingles, sorry teammates.
Just pressed F5 on the ever opened Jingles tab. Was not disappointed.
Jingles! Based on the shear volume of time I have spent being entertained by your videos I felt compelled to comment.
Thank you for the time you spend making your videos and the research you do in historical discussions. It is becoming more and more difficult to find new and interesting information about the topics you discuss. So, at least from me and likely everyone else here, I would like to wish you, your housemate Rita, and your camera minion whose instability is only eclipsed by his incompetence Eddy a very Merry Christmas!
Can I just say that Rodney is quite possibly one of the best names I've ever heard for a battleship.
I kinda like "Roscoe." HMS Roscoe? USS Roscoe?
The last replay was glorious :D. Can;t wait for more.
Dear Mr Jingles, I can confirm that in the first replay "that friendly battleship" did set the enemy battleship on fire, I would also like to thank you for not being a moron and firing torpedos at me, much appreciated and it was an honor to fight with you in that "very hounarable" Japanesse ship attack.
From "that friendly battleship" captain.
Ps, a salt mine free future would be greatly appreciated.
thanks jingles it makes working in the salt mines all the more pleasant.
Ahh I do love it when you put up a World of Warships vid. I'm on a WoT hiatus for mental health reasons. Apparently 3 years is how long I can play a game everyday before needing a break. Enjoy the content Old Man. Good stuff as per usual. Cheers!
Just fyi: that Izumo at 9:20 was stock. The stock Izumo has a 26 second rudder shift time. It might have been trying to move, but his rudder might of moved too slow, and if he did, he probably wouldve rammed that island
I've taken myself in a Konisberg and my two division mates in Arkansas Beta's up the middle before. It's generally a tactic we reserve for final game of the day and it somehow worked perfectly. We killed everyone lurking at the mouth of the channel and spread fear and panic between the ranks of the enemy who all came scuttling back to see what had happened, only to get blown to pieces by the ships coming round the sides.
Hurrah! I was worried we weren't going to get a "that bloody boat game" video this week
You won't be disappointed Jingles - it's great!
Always love it when Jingles refers to the AI in WoWs or Armored warfare as, "He" or "Him". Helps him with the illusion that he's fighting a real, tough opponent, but it just puts me off. Oh well, back to the salt mines...
And I bet that North Carolina watching Waldemar was starking at this act of pur epic badassery in total disbelief.....
Well... this is a pleasant surprise! Wasn't expecting an upload so soon.
Loving all the videos Hurra! For Uncle Jingles. Good luck on your business monday!
Zaire once convinced my team to all rush the mid. It just barely worked but it worked and was hilarious.
so glad you decided to play that bloody boat game again...a good idea to mix it up with other peoples reply, as you bring a very humorous and educational narration to them all......This may be a little longer than your normal vid but thats ok.
Thank you, good sir, for the time it took to put this together.
I always forget to Comment something cause iam so Into "Jingles-mode" and just Enjoying every Video.
Note to self: Skip Mingles with Jingles for this week until AFTER you get to see the movie.
I love Jingles when he is commentary drunk! Did he get one ship right in the Wakatake clip?
What do you mean, Jingles? The Two Brothers channel is absolutely positively made for BBs. Haven't you ever looked at the loading screen? It clearly shows what appears to be Iowa-class battleship sailing graciously right through there. We're totally meant to do this with BBs - wargaming wants us to! :D
A bottle of Jack + Two Brothers map + two Menikazie's with the old 10k torps. Me and my clan commander used to make that slot sing, those were good times. Wouldn't try it now though.
I must be the special one. When i play against other humans, i must be playing against supercomputers, and i usually get 3 years old crew with LEGO bricks and plastic ships on my team. You just can't hate WoWs. Love it.
I've done the centre channel trick with a platoon of 2 others and we were all in Battleships, absolutely obliterated and divided the enemy team with our combined firepower and our friendlies flanked to mop up the rest. So not always but most of the time depending on your circumstances the middle channel is a bad idea, but sometimes it can pay off.
Good fun to watch after a hard finals week.
23 mins lol, jingles mixes up a south Carolina and a st Louis oh jingles, please... never change! :) :)
Guys, I'm using Internet Explorer so this comment might arrive a little late but...
President Truman just announced Japan's surrender!
ANDROMADA lol
ANDROMADA y'mean President Dewey?
16:40, the key to using that straight correctly is to only do it in a Destroyer if possible, though a Cruiser will work if you're lucky and smart about it, you also want to wait until 6 minutes, MINIMUM, have elapsed before attempting the challenge.
Jingles - I have a replay of 3 BBs going up the middle and devastating the entire enemy team. Three days later, I'm still flabbergasted about it. I'm going to send the file to you when I get home
3:30 AM Central, time for sleep, not Jingles. And yet, here I am. Goddamnit.
Kawachi sailed off to engage the destroyer crying out to avenge him!
LOL great game!
I finished my semester and this is indeed a great way to enjoy my week! Many vids uploaded and all have been very pleasing 👌🏼☕️😌
Thank you Jingles for showcasing my Wakatake replay! :D
But I was pretty surprised to see that now... I sent that one a couple of months ago to you (I'm not complaining! :P)
Do we get a day off from the salt mines for Christmas jingles please
+andy roberts no we get our lunch break of 5 mins and another 5 to pray to jingles
+TheHolyPlaya Wait, wut?! You get a lunch break. I'm going to have to have a word to my onion about that.
We need too get jingle's a Christmas present or he wont be Happy
+TheHolyPlaya How grateful!
By the way:
Is this Space Battleship Yamato?
+andy roberts No, but I hear we get the 25th off to watch the new Star Wars movie. Mandatory per order of our Mighty Lord Jingles.
U will absolutely love it jingles the new Star Wars movies is insanely good
Jingles, I understood what you said in the description, and Im not in the navy, so no greasing the guard rails today
Oh my god! A Jingles video!
We're saved!
I got down the channel in a Phoenix and did well as all the enemy ships had gone either side - all 15 ships - and after being heavily damaged round the sides I snuck round and torpedoed and sank a low-health retreating Myogi. The match was a victory - but I don't have the replay.
Lovely Video for a morning cuppa, cheers Jingles, keep,up the great content.
That south Carolina in the end... sailing straight... omg... Battleship players never get rid off that reputation! :D
a new episode of GBW! I'll even interrupt my watching of jingles playing alien: isolation for that.
so I wasn't the only one that has recently went back and watched the alien isolation videos?!
Been waiting a while for more warships. I've even resorted to watching other channels.
Please don't stone me.
"Our team now depends on you!!"
Yeah, no pressure WoWS.
Even though I HATE wargaming's games with a passion, it's amazing to see your videos, Jingles.
ancient BattleTech wisdom... "When in doubt empty your magazines."
"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
Hey I drive a white van jingles, does that mean I'm a bad driver? Actually yes it does. I live in Massachusetts what am I talking about.
In regards to the Twin Brothers channel, in which most times it is a bad idea to sail through the channel early game. I once witnessed my whole team get taken out in less then 10 minute when the enemy team sent their Whole fleet up the channel. Our team had been slow to move and when it did half went one side of the map and the other half sailed east. My Cleveland and two destroyers where capping our flag when the first enemy destroyers popped up at the channel map. Between the three of us we managed 4 kills before the bigger cruisers, battleships and even their carriers showed up. What followed was a rout by our team. If its stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
Guess, I'll be skipping Mondays video to prevent spoilers...? The whole internet has become and unwelcome place.
One day I will have a replay good enough to send Jingles. Maybe even get posted. Thanks for the content Rear Admiral.
Jingles, you won't be disappointed in Episode 7... All I'm gonna say. :)
Jingles, sadly it was a previous version of WoWS, but a friend and myself decided to derp through the middle of Two Brothers for a laugh... In Tirpitzes... between us we killed two cruisers and three DDs. Only one of which was killed by main battery fire, the rest by torps and secondaries. Taking BBs down the mid can work, but only if you're lucky and go full ham.
“The 70 Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries” ... "43. If it’s stupid and it works, it’s still stupid and you’re lucky."(Howard Taylor)
But there is a lot to be said for calculated risks and guts enough to take them.
the "farytaco?" nice one jingles you get a like for that
Jingles, I love this series! please continue making it!
The first ship sunk by the Wakatake in the final replay was a South Carolina not a St. Louis.
I do remember my best story of going down the narrows in a battleship. Me and Nagato, managed to steam all the way to the enemy base only to find an enemy cruiser waiting. Blew him out of the water in one shot, then all of a sudden a wild Kiev and Ranger appeared. You know where this is going.
Kiev rushed me, I turned away and decided to ram the Ranger, my secondaries beat the crap out of and sunk the Kiev, but not before getting some torpedoes off and killing me. The amount of "lol"s in the chat that battle is uncountable.
thanks to jingles, i bought that bloody space game. i own an eagle, currently saving for a diamondback explorer.
i'll look into it, thanks. 1.8 million's a little steep for the odd bounty hunting job here and there
+ThreadSpool what game is that? if it's just a joke im sorry lol
Me and my friend sailed battleships in between those two big mountains. It was his idea. There were two destoryers. My friend got blown up first. I knew it would end badly. I managed to take 1 of the destroyers before I went down. I was so close to destroying the second one but the torpedos were too fast.
Sailing down that strait in Two Brothers isn't stupid...if it's not done at the start of the game. It can work surprisingly well in around at least half the game since most of the guarding ships will most likely be moving to the flanks (especially if you have some scouting information already. If not...well, it's risky).
Going down the middle of the Two Brothers map in an Atlanta at about 7 minutes in will be just a DD slaughter and free base cap.
Slightly interesting. The British BBs with all the main armament up front were nicknamed the "Cherry Tree" class. I'm sure you guys can work out why from there :)
5:40 Jingles, hold down the right mouse button and it will tell the guns to go there while you are still able to move the mouse around to look at stuff.
Hooray - I've been bloody waiting for some WoWarships for what seems like weeks!
That guy knows they will get out of his way. He learned that driving the Saratoga.
@BohemianEagle ; No, Jingles, it's not the fact that I haven't watched the new star wars movie yet because "I live under a rock", it's the fact that I'd rather pay the $1 price Redbox offers to watch said movie instead of over $20 in movie tickets just to see it at the local movie theatre
the usual good video with lots of great information. " the lord said let there be light and there was light but he could not see the oggin for the fog." yep understood every word. have a great Christmas and if you come on tanks watch out for the secret santa's
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That was a pretty epic replay at the end there. :-)
Oh Glorious Mighty Leader Mighty Jingles, when will we see the next installment of the Good, The Bad and The Warships?!
I was on a team this weekend and my whole team tried to run the central channel on the Brothers. Except me in my Pennsicola and a Cleveland, not surprisingly we lost.
Shoting that Torps was risky, South Carolina could guess his position and try blindshot(i certainly would) to reset cap. In this case he could won with one lucky hit.
Two Brothers and valley of noobs. Yeah.
I was playing Omaha and with one random guy in Phoenix we were waiting on our end. Two battleships and one DD did try sneak through(One battleship was spotted by carrier previously entering valley and that was reason why we waited for it. Obviously its good idea to try sneak in, after you get spotted.), so i called for help and we waited.
Left side, turn around, right side, turn and repeat. Turkey shot. :)
They managed to sink guy in Phoenix, but i survived with many torp hits and two kills.
Even today you can sometimes see people trying it. Noobs never learn.
Great video. Love all of your stuff that you upload
the best series.
All the bad
the bad prounced names
and the funny.
I use to run my tier V Koningsberg down the channel. Only one time have i sunk without sinking other ships. Its a good tactic, atleast for me :)
I've been playing the Fury Taco, it's good with either the stock 200mm or the 203mm upgrade, but they're slow firing and turning because of their size. So hunting DDs with those is painful and you do get some spread, so the commander skill to turn the guns faster helps a bit(not much since it's bigger then 155mm). Also, you have to keep calm, keep some distance(to avoid torps and make the slow turning of the guns less impacting). The faster ammo type change reload skill thing maybe a waste, I just empty the barrels of whatever while selecting the other type. That skill is more effective in the big bad ass BBs with really slow reload, but it will be a play style choice and some might make that worth it in the Furry Taka.
Central Channel of Two Brothers - WoTS's version of LakeVille's valley from WoT.
brilliant gameplay. loved this one Jingles
Jingles, don't forget you had a re-play from flamue (I think that's how you spell his name) on the twin brothers map. He went down the middle and sat at the bend in the channel to shoot bunch of torps into the team basically the full game... LOL (had to be one of them " well actually jingles")
Interestingly enough, unlike all other 20th Century gunned warships, the FURITAKA and sisters had a unique 200mm (7.9") -- not 203mm (8") -- gun. This gun size was only used for these ships and was replaced in later ships (not in the FURITAKA) by the 155mm (6.1") and, when these later ships were up-gunned, 203mm gun type. They also never had the later Type 91 AP shells (latest "diving" shell with underwater hit enhancements and optimized low-drag boat-tailed shape), retaining the mid-1920s Type 6 ("Mark 5" British-designed AP projectile used in all larger Japanese guns of that time), later altered into the Type 88 (first diving shell type without the later Type 91 low-drag shape) AP shell. Their regular AP capability should thus be somewhat inferior to the 1930's and WWII-era cruiser ammo, except for this special diving effect, which I do not know if the game includes -- it really should, as it can work well to cause flooding and possibly major citadel damage under very special circumstances if the shell hits a short distance short of the target and hits the lower hull like a small "AP torpedo". French post-WWI AP shells may also have this effect, but the enhancements for diving were not quite as extensive.