It is even a bigger joke because Dead Pool 3 is now the best selling Marvel movie of all time. The studio will still not admit it, the movie is about to double Endgame sales.
"Oh, your poor wife" I was laughing hysterically when I first heard that line😂 "Do you have off switch?' "Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the ON switch?"😂😂😂
1:10 calling himself "Captain Deliciouspants" before throwing himself into a predator's zoo exhibit might be one of the stupidest dark jokes he ever made, it's my favorite! 😂
3:15 Way to remind me Wade’s in the MCU now and they’re trying to get Tom Holland back. Would love a DP and Spidey team-up, hell throw Daredevil in there and Feige could finally make Team Red an official thing
Listen,I know he holds Adolf as baby but we can all agree that it is fucking cute?I just need more of Deadpool be with kids or babies and take care of them.Idk it brings humanity to him and show fact that he WON'T kill kids.
Sometimes it feels like Deadpool is a Superhero mixed with our new generation and open minded about everything while breaking the fourth wall over and over again
But there is "Uzi time, baby", which made me wet my pants. By the way, it might be the same female voice, that the one in Bloodhound Going - Uhn Tiss Tiss?
I look forward to watching the MCU finally implode with Avengers: Doomsday when they realize that they have to try to "have their cake and eat it too" with Deadpool. They'll let Deadpool be Deadpool for now, but for the sake of Box Office receipts in the long run, they'll feel like they need to bleep his cursing and continue "breaking the 4th wall" by making it so only Deadpool himself can actually hear the bleeps within the movie in Avengers 5. And even then, Avengers 5 will probably be so unbearably tame that it won't work with Deadpool in it. Because Disney will (probably) not let Marvel have Deadpool make even one joke about Robert Downey Jr.'s return as Doctor Doom, when he should have just "died" as Iron Man and stayed "dead." Deadpool literally began his latest movie by digging up Wolverine and using his bones as weapons. Are we supposed to believe that he wouldn't do the same damn thing (or worse) to Iron Man, given even a tenth of a chance? Come on, Disney!!!
I understand people saying the let this man cook part was funny but surely no one actually laughs out loud at that right ? it’s one of them you laugh in your head at..
Idk how this movie is getting so much praise and smashing records in the box office. It wasn't even that good. Yay, they have "comic book accurate" suits and pay homage to certain events in the comics, but overall this movie was terrible! It had so much potential to be amazing, but it was just a senseless hack and slash with a crappy storyline that barely made sense. Why is it so important that it's R rated? It seems like a main focus for modern marvel films. It's completely missing the mark of any kind of emotional connection or plot that an audience can relate to. I feel like it was poor story-telling and like a money-grab. I was so excited to see this film. My gf and I went to see it and were both disappointed. It was the same reaction I had to Spider-Man: Homecoming, which was also really bad, but received good reviews. I recently watched the original X-Men films and man they don't make them like that anymore. It's all about blood and comedy. There's no actual story or message for the audience anymore. Anyway, that's my piece about it. I don't enjoy writing negative reviews, but I feel like something needed to be said and put out there. All the best 🤙🏽
3:20 "Pegging isn't new for me, friendo. But it is for Disney." That line was really wild! 😂
but he's was right tho
The little wink he did at the camera was the cherry on top.
Well I think there could be a China joke in there somewhere
Even if Disney prepared for Deadpool's arrival to the MCU, they're definitely not ready for the Rated R banter he'll bring.
It is even a bigger joke because Dead Pool 3 is now the best selling Marvel movie of all time. The studio will still not admit it, the movie is about to double Endgame sales.
Bro actually said “Let him cook”
😂😂
Deadpool brainrot 💀
Crazy line 😭
So fucking funny 😂😂😂😂
Hey you wanna be a Deadpool Fan ? Well you can always be
"Oh, your poor wife" I was laughing hysterically when I first heard that line😂
"Do you have off switch?'
"Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the ON switch?"😂😂😂
😂😂
"Who's your dialect coach, the minions? " 😂
They left out “I made an educated wish”. The look on Wolverine’s face was priceless 😂.
REAL
"Gubernatorial" was my weakness 😂😂😂😂😂
and the face is just to die for i dropped on gubanatorial
Should’ve left in the part where he said “ohh I see what you did there, I can gently tap the 4th wall too.. ‘the proposal’” 😂
Here in Brazil the dub version nice pool says: Drink Water
@@TheJonfenix Why? That's fucking awful
Followed by "wtf was that? Bitch you think that's what I do?"
@@92brunod It's probably a Brazilian joke lol
That was hilarious 😂😂😂
*”Let this man cook!”*
and the hand rubbing had me dead 😂
3:48 The mask is really intimidating huh. It’s like Batman except he can move his neck 😂😂😂
😂😂
and it looks like 2 batmen kissing with a yellow background
@@MrSirWivd
Enough, please 😂
@@vigneshiyer2483 ya cant un-see it now, can you? 😈🤣
1:10 calling himself "Captain Deliciouspants" before throwing himself into a predator's zoo exhibit might be one of the stupidest dark jokes he ever made, it's my favorite! 😂
I like the detail of the father of the girl getting closer to her when Deadpool says "Fuckin' A, sweetie"
2:17 the way he said no cap again so outta breath LMAO
All jokes aside, can we all appreciate how AMAZING Jackmen’s acting was in the entire movie!
He was even better here than Logan, which is insane to say.
@@KingCraze22 Hell nah, Logan was absolutely beautiful.
@@ZephyrWritesthey are both great
3:15 Way to remind me Wade’s in the MCU now and they’re trying to get Tom Holland back. Would love a DP and Spidey team-up, hell throw Daredevil in there and Feige could finally make Team Red an official thing
True
God the amount of times ive seen Deadpool 1 and 2 and still find it funny shows how good this trilogy is
That's because the jokes are genuinely funny and not forced at all.
@@gkiss2030 agreed
1 yes. 2 & 3 was sht
The no cap line is CRAZY 😂😂
😂😂
LET THIS MAN COOK
i hate when people say im cooked or let him cook but when deadpool said it, it just felt right
He gave away the surprise reveal in The Void when he said "No cap" in the commercial & it all went over our heads lol
2:17 its here if you wanted to know
0:34 got me laughing😂😂😂😂😂
"Get your special sock out nerds, it's gonna get good!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:48 nah you wrong for not including the part where Logan breaks his arm and he's screaming like a woman 💀
Eh you know how youtube is about that kind of stuff
"who's kitty litter did I just shat in?" 🤣
0:31 lol 😂
Why did he say it so aggressively, yet calmly
Yeah 😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite is “all the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex”
Listen,I know he holds Adolf as baby but we can all agree that it is fucking cute?I just need more of Deadpool be with kids or babies and take care of them.Idk it brings humanity to him and show fact that he WON'T kill kids.
😂😂
No women, no kids said a great assassin....
Ripley from alien 3 had me very time 😂😂😂😂😂
i saw it with my dad and brother and we all started giggling when we saw the fox sign in the void lol
I can’t get over how he says papa 😂
😂😂
Papá
He like batman but can move his neck.
DC will never recover from this.
3:24 got me laughing 😂😂😂
😭😭
"oh you poor wife" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Cock shot" 😂😂😂😂😊
"Its over...go home." 🤣🤣🤣
0:06 *”any”* 💀💀💀
😭😭
"oh, your poor wife" has me dead 🤣
3:30 who else has a dirty mind??💀
😭😭
@@G_A440 why did he have to stick his knife there 😂
Wolverine: Got nothing to say mouth?
Deadpool: I'm going to fi- 1:47
Nicepools sads face gets me every fucking time.
Best Movie Ever 💀❤🤣
Sometimes it feels like Deadpool is a Superhero mixed with our new generation and open minded about everything while breaking the fourth wall over and over again
1:11 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Captain Delicious Pants!
"You think ryan reynolds got this far on his superior acting method?"
Well yes actually
God I love these movies so much
Missed the part....I'm telling Blake!!!
It’s like spiderman into the spider verse, but it’s all about pure deadpool and their deadverse.
The rick and morty reference is GOLD
“Yes yes let this man cook”
Some of this is from the other Deadpool movies but still killing
Really best movie marvel could ever. Make
Sorry Bub, but you can’t call DP an idiot when he soooooo wise, he knows the McRib should be available year round. The man is a fucking genius.
2:26 Time out!!!!!
"Gubernatorial"
3:38 *body falls*
"That guy got up and ended up like that when I got here.
watching the van wilder movies growing up, the van milder one was pretty good
My only gripe with this movie is that they made no "It's Morbin' Time" joke.
😭😭
But there is "Uzi time, baby", which made me wet my pants.
By the way, it might be the same female voice, that the one in Bloodhound Going - Uhn Tiss Tiss?
Homie said his own name? Ok when is it coming out in Disney i really want to watch this
I loved the dialogue when he talk to tva agent for the first time 😂
“Oh, your poor wife!”
Hold up
0:25 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:59 😂😂😂😂
That babys name is CRAZY!!!!
lol oh no 1:15
I watched it last Sunday it was so funny 😂
I look forward to watching the MCU finally implode with Avengers: Doomsday when they realize that they have to try to "have their cake and eat it too" with Deadpool. They'll let Deadpool be Deadpool for now, but for the sake of Box Office receipts in the long run, they'll feel like they need to bleep his cursing and continue "breaking the 4th wall" by making it so only Deadpool himself can actually hear the bleeps within the movie in Avengers 5. And even then, Avengers 5 will probably be so unbearably tame that it won't work with Deadpool in it. Because Disney will (probably) not let Marvel have Deadpool make even one joke about Robert Downey Jr.'s return as Doctor Doom, when he should have just "died" as Iron Man and stayed "dead." Deadpool literally began his latest movie by digging up Wolverine and using his bones as weapons. Are we supposed to believe that he wouldn't do the same damn thing (or worse) to Iron Man, given even a tenth of a chance? Come on, Disney!!!
Mans mad out here about something that hasn’t even happened yet
Damn you really mentioned me alot of times just for me to get here 😂😂😂😂
4:01 wtfff
"Captain Delicious X"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:16
Captain Delicious Pants 😭
Dam he slays
Peter needs his own movie. Make it hsppen!
Van Milder. Oh your poor wife.
How did u not include “the proposal”
fore part 2
As someone who hasn't Seen any Marvel or super hero film in cinema but enjoys those shorts, May I know what "the proposal" refers too ?
@@art2798 The Proposal is a movie Ryan Reynolds did with Sandra Bullock...Rom Com type...decent movie worth a watch
A rom com starring ryan reynolds@@art2798
should have just posted the whole movie xD
I think his scene with Chris Evans was also funny.
Missed the after credit scene 1 that was real good especially before Cassandra Nova finished them
Nice vid, except when you include clips from the wrong movie
Supposes to deadpool and wolverine why do you have deadpool 1 and 2 in there?
Deadpool vs Wolverine
What’s that zoo scene from?
WooP
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😭😭
I understand people saying the let this man cook part was funny but surely no one actually laughs out loud at that right ? it’s one of them you laugh in your head at..
Let's fucking go
im not a medicine woman
Fix the title it’s misleading
Oh your poor wife
Gender neutral
Deadpool is a love story
Deadpool 2 a family movie
But he didn't say anything about Deadpool 3 so im calling
"Bromance movie"
Batman but he can move his neck
Most of these clips are from the second movie
The boyfriend joke never hit for me, seeing the film as an all female friend group 😭 but I’m sure it was funnier for those it applied
😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why captain delicious pants??
😊
Have to say the Van Milder joke is f*****’ Aaaa
😂😂😂😂
This video is a lie... It combines all the movies not just Deadpool and Wolverine...
0:05 I rather get my special sock out if you were Lady Deadpool and X-23
Wtf
@@TjCulverhouse i'm straight, okay
Edit : well, maybe at Lady Deadpool (X-23 is still young)
😂 I would to
If I didn't know any better I'd say that the thumbnail is an AI generated image, but I've seen the movie, so I do know better
Van wilder van milder all ryan
1:39
😂😂
Deadpool's a total Jen's z er
Van Milder
Idk how this movie is getting so much praise and smashing records in the box office. It wasn't even that good. Yay, they have "comic book accurate" suits and pay homage to certain events in the comics, but overall this movie was terrible! It had so much potential to be amazing, but it was just a senseless hack and slash with a crappy storyline that barely made sense. Why is it so important that it's R rated? It seems like a main focus for modern marvel films. It's completely missing the mark of any kind of emotional connection or plot that an audience can relate to. I feel like it was poor story-telling and like a money-grab. I was so excited to see this film. My gf and I went to see it and were both disappointed. It was the same reaction I had to Spider-Man: Homecoming, which was also really bad, but received good reviews. I recently watched the original X-Men films and man they don't make them like that anymore. It's all about blood and comedy. There's no actual story or message for the audience anymore. Anyway, that's my piece about it. I don't enjoy writing negative reviews, but I feel like something needed to be said and put out there. All the best 🤙🏽
"funniest moments" according to who?
what is funny for you isn't funny for me, so who's to say its the funniest?
ITS GEN ALPHA.GOODDAMN IT