SWTOR: Love & Lust - Imperial one-nighters
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- Опубліковано 13 лют 2014
- 00:12 Andronikos Revel
02:04 Ashara Zavros
04:08 Baroness Chay
06:58 Cellvanta Granthan
09:01 Colonel Harok
10:29 Darth Lachris
12:27 Dheno Rey
14:06 Ensign Temple
17:53 Eva Kaayz
19:16 Jaesa Willsaam
20:50 Jordel Tlan
22:53 Kaliyo D'jannis
26:21 Ki Sazen
27:45 Lady Aitalla
29:29 Lord Raffid
32:05 Lord Zavrasha
33:06 Mako
33:53 Malavai Quinn
35:37 Netulla Pahn
37:22 Phi-Ton/Yana-Ton
39:21 Pierce
40:30 Rylee Dray
41:42 Samara Mindak
44:15 Taunt
46:00 Tivva
48:20 Torian Cadera
49:39 Urtel Moren
51:08 Vector Hyllus
54:39 Vette
56:43 Watcher Two - Ігри
Join the Empire. You'll get laid so much it'll practically be part of the job.
Scary this is I can imagine that on some poor slobs cantina's wall lol
i knr dark side all day
+Finbar Brolly Join the Dark side, you'll get cookies and then some
I want an army slogan akin to that.
Cole Beaman "Cookies and complimentary Threesomes"
Sorry Ashara humming the Imperial march still makes me laugh.
I really like that reference.
Tam tam tam tam taram tam taraaaaa
Tam tam tam tam taram tam taraaaaa
Tam tam tam tam taaaaaaaam taaaarararam tam tam tam taramtam tamtaraaaaaaaaaaam
Tam tam tam tam taram tam taraaaaa
Tam tam tam tam taram tam taraaaaa
Tam tam tam tam taaaaaaaam taaaarararam tam tam tam taramtam tamtaraaaaaaaaaaam
Perfect little moment of understated character development. So much for Ashara's insistance she's not a Sith ;)
if i knew this kinda funny stuff happendt i woud have played a male sorcerer^^
"I found my old shock collar the other day." ..such kink
I laughed so hard at that part
Vette is the kinkiest one of them all. I ain't kidding. o.o
@@SoulKiller7Eternal well, she is a twileck (sorry for grammar)
@@The_Red_Ghost10 Twi'lek slavery is the epitome of BDSM culture, change my mind
@@curtiswong7280 I will not my good sir
A lot of these 'one-nighters' seem to end in marriage.
Yeah, I've noticed that, too.
That's how they get you.
First night with watcher two, the hug, he had a hand on her bum.
Nick Snave or convince him to defect, or force him to kill himself
Literally 2nd scene is marriage. 🙃
At 2:30 Ashara hums the Imperial March, but a little known fact is that if your inquisitor is light side she hums the main Star Wars theme instead.
You can be a light side sith in this game? Wtf
@@Navue-cn2tx sith route and choose light side choices- just how you can get corrupt to the dark side asap Jedi
@Benito Mussolini because an intelligent calculating Sith is more fun to play than Saturday morning cartoon villain. Also RPing as an undercover Jedi can be fun.
@@davidkelly4210 I dunno a Cackling, torturing maniac is pretty fun, maybe it's just cuz I'm got a thing for Xanthe's voice(fem, inquisitor)? I don't care if giving the Imperials British accents seem cartoony, I love just to listen to them, even when they're batshit insane.
That's a pretty good touch.
Bioware, I love you for your clunky and awkward romances. It's not a real bioware game without them.
@pessimist who's the voice actor for the female Inquisitor?
Ah good old lucas film cheesy dialogue and bioware's awkward love story
Best game ever
It's not Star Wars without them either.
😮kodėl mane matytų ne tanke pamaniusi čia tik STOP'! KARAS!
AŠ IŠ KAIMO KAIP MATYTŲ JEI MANE. O KODĖL? JUK AŠ ESU TOKIA NEMIRTINGA IR GALINGA!
"Don't get sentimental on me."
*13 seconds later*
"Do you have a ring?"
-Darth Nox
XD I freakin love it. 2:31 , he got his Sith Lord on so hard she's singing the Darkside Theme song.
The Empire's new strategy for converting all the Jedi to the Dark Side: getting their groove on. ^__~
Demon Emperor Void Swag I was hopping someone else noticed it!
It's not the dark-side theme song the songs called "The Imperial March".
"Yes, Fuck them all to Sith. Let's make this galaxy great again." Darth Garrison
@@heartless2147 love the reference. so good
@@heartless2147 Some would likely rather jump out of an airlock. Naked.
Ashara humming the Imperial March. Just sheer brilliance :)
And also lore breaking LOL
TreeckotheRebel which makes it even funnier cause he banged her so hard he made her see the future Heheheh.
Easter eggs are allowed to be lore-breaking
Vette: I’m not sexually repressed. /looks at lightsaber hilt for a solid 15 seconds/ ..../bites lip/
No one has sex and relationships like Imperials and Sith!
Jedi knight romance is pretty fun tbh
Join the Empire. Subjugate the galaxy. Get laid. The best advertisement ever.
"Of all the things I've had to entire in my rise to power, this was the least unpleasant."
"Aw thanks! I hope to one day reach the rank of 'Barely adequate'."
That's on the Smuggler story. lol
I love how the Kaliyo romance goes: "I love you too Kaliyo. Here, have this wedding ring i just happend to be carrying around..."
skynet091287 oh and I stole it By the way
This weird Hobbit in a cave was just obsessing over it!
Dark side Jaessa needs to calm down XD
+GekoHayate She is the Dark side cheerleader!!!
"I lOvE bEiNg SiTh!!!!"
“WE SHALL CREATE A LEGACY TO DOMINATE THE GALXY!”
@@jlord5078 To be fair on that, it makes sense. She's essentially rejecting her past as a Jedi. She was trained to repress and suppress her emotions, Sith embrace those. Talk to any Bornagain style religious take and it's usually an extreme switch, same with those who abandon or escape an extremely strict religion having some extremes.
LOL! Ashara humming the Imperial March theme. :P
The fact that Sith embraces emotions such as lust i bet they have more fun than jedi does
And then get stabbed by the same partner in accordance to the rule of two. :(
@@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337 the rule of two didn't exist yet at that time it was way later
@@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337 The Rule of Two existed 1000 years before Phantom Menace. Darth Bane did not exist during that time.
The only problem is that Dark side makes you ugly
The Empire: *The Big Bang Theory*
Damn, this took a lot of scrolling to realise xD
Do You have a ring ?? - Damn - i lost it in Mordor - somwhere around big mountain ....
.....waiiiiiiiit a seeeecoooooond........
Lol
JamLover
Baras give you a one ring after you kill/cut off overseer tremels hand
I'm confused
@Steven Turner oh, but why?
40:23 I'm dying hahah
and then he replies
"Better than Quinn would be." lmfaooooooo
@Joe says the one who signs the letter she passes on.
@Joe Shara Jen (Watcher 2) is Keeper
If you are male then you are the newly appointed Minister of intelligence
The fact that it's an hour long says a lot
Some films like this.
Imperial agent's walk. 😂😂😂😂 that's the strut you make when you know you're about to be laid
"We'll have to set aside a couple of hours every day" alright vette, you nympho.
Twilek mating habits are quite rigorous.
@@kekero540 pretty sure swtor makes a joke out of that at some point
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lol making Vette stay hahaha XD
+NERD IT UP I know, that was so wrong.
hey man I respect your channel I've been here on your channel since 2014 around the time of march
Adam Niccum hey thanks. Sorry I havent posed anything new. It's been hectic with being at college full time. When I have actual free time I just like to unwind.
Vette: 😭😭😭😭
"That's EXACTLY the kind of guy I am."
The Lady Grathan / Vette ordeal was the most fun I've had in SWTOR.
I would have personally preferred that she joined in. But oh well. ;3
Kaliyo: So here's the thing, Agent.. I want to get married or I'm fucking the ugly guy at the bar, get me a ring.
Agent: Say 'I love you'.
Kaliyo: Fuck you and I love you.
Agent: *Pops out the fucking ring on the spot*
14:52 look at this dude's swagger...he KNOWS he bout to get laid LOL
"I'll just go look for a souvenir." I love Gaults one liners.
That Tivva one is immensely disturbing.
"... Just means I have a good eye."
only one tho
Holy shit never sleep with Tivva. I never did it but just watching made me feel bad.
woooah 9:30 it's Lana Beniko's voice actress. Guess she's been doing swtor for longer than I thought.
holy shit it is!!!
Oh jeez this is weird
You know that crazy Pureblood on DK in the planet story quest about the Revanites that’s her too. Meaning you meet her voice actress as early as the second planet
I freaking love it when the main character yanks them in for the kiss
You made Vette watch... O_o
Uncanny Tempus making Vette watch is absolutely disgusting
@@SalamanderWithInternetAccess Its inspiration for those Rule 34 artists
Vette: *rocking in a fetal position by the corner*
Dick move man dick move
I would have personally liked her to join in ;3
Lord Zavrasha seems to be voiced by the same actor as Lana Beniko. A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Hehehe love how Andronikos says I have a good eye. Lol
oh srew you, that was funny dammit! HAHAHA :-)
I love how the agent just keeps a wedding ring in his back pocket for this occasion.
I mean you kill enough people with their skills, and you'll find a ring along the way, I'm sure
2:31 I cracked up so much when Ashara Zavros started humming the Imperial March xD :D :D
Damn your Darth Talon is spot on! Hottest one I've ever seen.
Made her as close as I could to Talon, I like the outcome.
57:50. Agent is one sly dude
2:31-2:35 OK, who else laughed when they heard that?
+Curtis Stokman Lmao
same
"what ever comes, I always will"
"No matter what comes, I always will"
hue
Kaliyo is my favorite, " i wanna hear three words you've never used"
Your Chiss agent was so disappointed in herself.
Lolzzz
56:36 so let me get this straight, after all that, she still is ok with him having a side chick when they're married? Even after the threesome, banging the sister and her friend? Also the collar thing was kinky as hell, once you get further into the story line your impression of Vette really changes I guess.
Which threesome? Do you mean the one where she just watches because she has to?
Giggity
"Thats the first time I went barefoot in the garden..." LOL she let him hit it raw. FOR THE EMPIRE!
which one was that
erik sandnes 16:02
Ahhh Andronikos. My first SWTOR Love. Brings back memories XD
all these chars ****ed millions of players in the game
Holy shit i just realized that
+Vainth but for Vette you'll always be her first... pinky swear!
A lot of 0's and 1's
Plays 16+ different characters to get all the romances
*GIGACHAD*
I'm currently playing as a male inquisitor and I missed that romance sidequest with Rylee. If someone is interested, after completing your second quest while on Nar Shadaa you can talk to Rylee inside the Strell House before leaving. She will have a quest mark and you will be able to romance her. If you don't, however, the option is lost forever. Since romancing here wasn't in character for my inquisitor no big deal
Wait,when do you get her then at the beginning of the nar shadaa story? And thanks I am about to go to nar shadaa.
I really liked Watcher 2. Wish she was a more developed romance option.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking this. I really liked their interactions.
Vette: "I found my old shock collar the other day. Come on"
Me:O-O....Damn, I did not expect from a Starwars game! I hope Disney won't find about this fact....cause we need it to satisfy our fetish! Muahahaha! (Laughs like Palpatine)
@Atin'la Ordo and sharing apparently
Holy shit, that Togruta is really fucking cute.
2:30 Well atleast we know how that song originated from... XD
I know it's been 7 years and all but the Imperial Agent is a DAWG I LOVE IT
Me watching Ashara humming Vader's theme: heh neat
Vader right behind me: someone use the Vader-Signal?
A Sith lord has "Friends"????????? o_0
I don’t know about anyone else but the Andronikos and FemInquisitor romance is one of my favorite in the whole game
Same! It's so cute!!
Is it me or is the Sith Warrior both Male and Female romantic lines from a cheesy Porno...
Just wait for the Republic and Smuggler part...
lol
not sure wether im crazy but i think i like twi'leks :P
Cleopatra XI everything fine,twi'leks and togruta females are hottest :D
+ANO NIM ikr
nah, i'm more into sullustan hotties
ugh you lot are gross, the only decent looking race are the hutts.
Poison Damage and I thought I was just kinky
When you remember that the galactic empire and vader dosent happen for 10,000 years and yet they know the imperial march
I mean in clone wars a battle droid starts humming it
3000
@@sgtbrunope nice pfp
2:31 Fun fact.. from what I can tell the tune Ashara hums is diffrent depending on your alignement.. I had a diffrent one as Light side the " The Empire's March" I think it was the republic theme or something
Oh god, some of these love scenes are more awkward than the awkward love scenes in Mass Effect... I'm cringing a little bit.
Still better love stories than Twilight!
TheAwesomeLegacy Moss growing on a tree is a better love story than Twilight =P
Owlowiscious hahahahah
Another better love story than Twilight is Anakin and Padame's awkward edgy love story.
Tbh when has a romantic interaction ever been not cringey.
Not a single one
The expectations for swtor if you rejoin class original factions(after onslaught):
-Sith Warrior & Inquisitor:Become Emperor/Empress of the Sith Empire.
-Jedi Knight & Consular:Become the Grand Master of the Jedi order.
-Bounty hunter:Becoming the next mandalore.
-Smuggler:Becoming a space pirate king/queen and having own cartel/consortium.
-Republic Trooper:Becoming the Supreme Commander of the republic armies.
-Imperial Agent:Becoming the most stealthiest info broker/spy master with own spy ring or minister of intelligence.
If you support this please make suggestions in the swtor suggestion box and hopefully we will have enough voices to be heard by the game developers to make it a reality.
Would be cool if the agent became some type of Big Boss/Naked Snake
31:50 My, you are quite the animal.
Just read her name...
Join/Defect to the Sith Empire; we're a lot funner than the Republic
Maybe that's true but there are allot of hot jedi out there, and I like the challenge of having them break their dumb code
Aaah ever since Bastilla making the jedi break their dumb codes has become one of my kinks
Kalyo being a nervous dork is the best
That you made your Agent resemble Cary Elwes made these even funnier to me.
"I would look fantastic in your outfit. Am I hired?" HAhahahahaaa. The way this video is going he probably wanted in her outfit while she was still wearing it.
The Dating And Breeding Simulator 2014
Let this be real
Geez Quinn, you grew up fast!!
Perverts unite
I have arrived
I'm here what did I miss
All right already im here
Tyler Simon All packed and ready to go ^_^
You called?
56:21 Interesting...
Me coming back years later
Me also think
Any romance companion:"Honey, what's your body count?"
MC backstory where she all siblings in ever class:"They are in the thousands really. Unless, you count my siblings. Each high in field all over empire or republic"
A.R.C:"Wait,what?"
MC:"I mean to say I killed thousands of people. I do not got siblings who could or couldn't be on my side. I mean you don't even want to known about Jedi and Sith twins."
A.R.C:"Honey, I was talking about lovers."
MC:"Well, want to meet my family."
13:02 the game is like "are you sure about that?" *yes* "like, for real? You can still attack him..." *nope, imma do it* "ok just to be sure i'll give you another chance to kill him..." *yeah i'm good* "well...you did it, i will show you that it wasn't worth it but you did it" *cool*
When you gotta skip the companion one so you don't miss it for the first time in your playthrough
2:30
That's ... an awesome little touch.
LoL I didn't know that Darth Talon is a fcking domina. :o
That makes she much hotter then before. ;D
49:20 Yu Narukami you are the best
they only talk about it after they are dressed, so that means after they finish doing the nasty they just get out the bed, dress up, walk all the way to the place they were before and don't say a single word to each other. The awkward silence must be unbearable
Man, this one sweet compilation you made here. I'm glad I got to see all the romance for the Empire.
Say, does this mean you will be making a Republic version of this video? If so, I am really looking forward to it! :)
I will be making a republic version but it might take some time since I only have the male romances, I'm leveling the ladies right now.
Ah, very good! Very good indeed…
Say, not to sound ignorant or anything, but I just wanted to know which races you chose for each of the stories? I just want to be sure is all...
I've only started smuggler and trooper so far, the smuggler is a human and the trooper is a cathar.
TheAwesomeLegacy
I was actually wondering about your male smuggler's species. Is he just human or a cyborg? I keep seeing that strange piece on his head hidden beneath his hair and it kind of throws me a little...
Yea that's his cyborg implant, all the other implants was right in the face and didn't look good, but I wanted a cyborg so I picked that one then the hair to cover it up a bit.
I just noticed that the Sith inquisitor and the Jedi lady both have a circle on her forehead kind of funny
I play swtor but i have no idea why im watching these...but i still watch it lol XD
"Just means I have a good eye"
Says the guy with the eye patch.
I see vector, vette and watcher in the end.... saving the best for last
0:55 Yeah. And one bad one.
WAIT! But what about the droid attack on the wookies.
We are the ones attacking
2023 still love thoses
Now if we can only get Vetta and Jaessa in the threeway or Lana.
Poor Vette
Wow I didn't realize this game was so sleazy haha!!!
Lol at Mako when your Bounty Hunter was flirting with Eva Kraayz! 😂😂😂
Dude at 5:01 looks like the guy in the princess bride! All I can hear is As you wish!!!! Lmao
Noticed that too. He's as smooth too.
The Female Imperial Agent's voice is seductive
Ashara?
i prefer Ahsoka
FBI
@@loserinasuit7880
*"FBI! OPEN UP!"*
ooooooookey i wasnt expecting the voss
22:34 she is going to be in some pain lol
I feel I need to start another toon... xD
Imperial agent looks like Cary Elwes. Now I want to see him in Star Wars