U know how every kid had an imaginary friend? Well, instead, I had an imaginary enemy that I was afraid of. What did he look like? Woody with Jimmy Neutron's hair but his hair was black. And, his name was yawning guy. The way he looked and the sound of his yawn scared me...then, I actually saw yawning guy in Jimmy Neutron! There's a certain background character that has similar hair to Jimmy and looked like an old version of Woody from Toy Story. Seeing that guy while rewatching the show still kinda scares me.
I was the weird kid who tried to be friends with peers by just showing without introducing myself and acting as if I already had a rapport. As one person later put it on an online community, I gave the impression of a crazy person talking to myself in the corner that everyone ignored hoping I’d get the hint and leave. Problem is that took a very long time.
I used to eat my apples whole. From my mom's perspective, she said everytime she gave me an apple she would only find the stick left behind. She thought someone else mustve thrown the rest away but then realized after awhile that I was eating the core. I still remember chewing on the seeds. My mom never let me have unsupervised apples after that. Only apple slices from there on and warned others to not give me a whole apple. I love apples 🍏🍎
So there's a laundry list of reasons why I was a weird kid. But my favorite one just because it had my mom worried for my sanity was that id create freezer experiments with my Barbies. Id bind them with tape to fit inside cups/sandwich bags filled with water and shove them in the freezer without telling my mom.
U know how every kid had an imaginary friend? Well, instead, I had an imaginary enemy that I was afraid of. What did he look like? Woody with Jimmy Neutron's hair but his hair was black. And, his name was yawning guy. The way he looked and the sound of his yawn scared me...then, I actually saw yawning guy in Jimmy Neutron! There's a certain background character that has similar hair to Jimmy and looked like an old version of Woody from Toy Story. Seeing that guy while rewatching the show still kinda scares me.
I was the weird kid who tried to be friends with peers by just showing without introducing myself and acting as if I already had a rapport. As one person later put it on an online community, I gave the impression of a crazy person talking to myself in the corner that everyone ignored hoping I’d get the hint and leave. Problem is that took a very long time.
I used to eat my apples whole. From my mom's perspective, she said everytime she gave me an apple she would only find the stick left behind. She thought someone else mustve thrown the rest away but then realized after awhile that I was eating the core.
I still remember chewing on the seeds. My mom never let me have unsupervised apples after that. Only apple slices from there on and warned others to not give me a whole apple.
I love apples 🍏🍎
I used to eat paper
I ate bookmarks. I got restless while reading, so I would slowly chew and swallow the paper bookmarks, bit by bit.
So there's a laundry list of reasons why I was a weird kid. But my favorite one just because it had my mom worried for my sanity was that id create freezer experiments with my Barbies. Id bind them with tape to fit inside cups/sandwich bags filled with water and shove them in the freezer without telling my mom.
Where's the corn snake 🐍🌽??
Why do I see myself in so many of these. Love these off the wall topics that get you laughing.
12:04 This could be the chorus to a death metal song.
Lmfao I eat paper not just any kind the purple kind😭😭😭😭😭😭