THE ULTIMATE MEAT (and meat substitute) TIERLIST

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  • @ashydavis8313
    @ashydavis8313 Рік тому +36

    That black bean burger sitting at the top of C tier is staring into my soul. I can’t focus on the rest of the video. Scallops, lobster, roast beef, pork loin, chicken breast, lamb, hotdogs, and duck < BLACK BEAN BURGER?! I really don’t think I can trust you anymore.

  • @ereka333
    @ereka333 Рік тому +42

    I’m glad someone else appreciates a good meatloaf as much as I do lol

    • @drkeastman420
      @drkeastman420 Рік тому +4

      It's one of my favorite meals

    • @commandingsteel
      @commandingsteel Рік тому +3

      a good meatloaf, roasted garlic potatoes and some roasted asparagus would be my last meal

    • @bigimp3018
      @bigimp3018 Рік тому

      Only meatloaf I’ve had is some shitty one from school so I wouldn’t really know lol

  • @theonetruesarauniya
    @theonetruesarauniya Рік тому +5

    Bro I literally started screaming and gagging when you started describing the oysters. You're paying for my PTSD.
    Meatloaf is God tier indeed.

  • @thomasfrazier6465
    @thomasfrazier6465 Рік тому +12

    I WANT MY MEATY MEAT!!😂

  • @Wisejewls37
    @Wisejewls37 Рік тому +4

    Forgot fried chicken that belongs GOD tier

  • @GeoIz1234
    @GeoIz1234 Рік тому +8

    Meatloaf over LOBSTER!? I have no words😊

  • @jarredcooper4241
    @jarredcooper4241 Рік тому +5

    Bacon is God you wrap ot around all the meats you posted and it makes them all a grade better!

  • @feelsb4reals_
    @feelsb4reals_ Рік тому +12

    I agree with most of the list. Meatloaf as top tier is pushing it though. I’d say A tier if it’s a really good one but then it needs the mashed potatoes and sides to complement it well.

  • @jonathanelliot2335
    @jonathanelliot2335 Рік тому +17

    I feel like what you have as roast beef is actually seared tuna steak.

    • @msannethropp7497
      @msannethropp7497 Рік тому +3

      I paused the video right now to see if anyone would call that out 😂🤣

    • @dabb8145
      @dabb8145 Рік тому +3

      I thought the same. Even I searched "grilled tuna whith sesame seeds" and found the same image

    • @Largentina.
      @Largentina. 5 місяців тому

      It most definitely is a seared tuna steak. Anyone that thinks that is roast beef has some serious issues.

  • @dillonmacpherson3350
    @dillonmacpherson3350 Рік тому +4

    Brisket: God tier
    Pork Chops: S tier
    Burnt ends: I haven't had them that I remember
    Ribs: a tier

  • @thehourman7602
    @thehourman7602 Рік тому +3

    That was tuna, not roast beef

  • @jofoto612
    @jofoto612 Рік тому +2

    Brisket and burnt ends are god tier

  • @antwontoonice3410
    @antwontoonice3410 Рік тому +1

    The Amount of times I heard "Meat" in the intro is just criminal.

  • @Richmills23
    @Richmills23 Рік тому +4

    Woahhh ayoooo pause on that😂😂

  • @awguitarroom8033
    @awguitarroom8033 Рік тому +1

    Meatloaf is one of those dishes that can be terrible but if done right it can be life changing

  • @janetduback5161
    @janetduback5161 Рік тому +2

    Prime rib and rib eye steaks pretty much top tier for me.
    You need to do a steak tier list.
    A couple I didn’t see… pork baby backs ribs, pork chops.

  • @drkeastman420
    @drkeastman420 Рік тому +3

    I'm so with you on the meatloaf, my mom's/grandmas is just heaven. Baked potato (loaded), corn and bread on side!!!!! Perfect comfort food

  • @DNola9
    @DNola9 Рік тому

    Yoo I busted out laughing when he put chickpeas in the trash tier hahaha 😆 😂 🤣 im fucking crying lmao

  • @spencermacaw12335
    @spencermacaw12335 Рік тому +3

    Yes! Another tier list!!!

  • @finis6368
    @finis6368 Рік тому +2

    i love your content lol im bingeing all your videos

  • @laurenschenck5355
    @laurenschenck5355 Рік тому

    YOU ROCK!! ❤

  • @panamera53
    @panamera53 Рік тому +1

    Meat off the grill should've been on the list. Ribs, hamburgers, and the different meat cuts

  • @smokesignal3432
    @smokesignal3432 Рік тому +1

    that meatloaf take was music to my ears! Love me a nice loaf!

  • @landonvervaecke6300
    @landonvervaecke6300 Рік тому

    I love tier lists, I might have to go to tier list AA soon.

  • @Keeby711
    @Keeby711 Рік тому +1

    Pretty respectable tier list, but you did tofu dirty lol

  • @zenordx4978
    @zenordx4978 Рік тому +1

    that intro is CRAZY

  • @allanmonteilh9555
    @allanmonteilh9555 Рік тому +5

    Try the oysters chargrilled the next time you have a chance. Good times.

    • @seanswinton6242
      @seanswinton6242 Рік тому +1

      YES! Also steamed or if properly done-fried.

  • @ryanchad586
    @ryanchad586 Рік тому +2

    Bacon is god tier, no debate, it stands on its own and it also backs up his friends any food on this list is enhanced by it

  • @UltimateGamerCC
    @UltimateGamerCC Рік тому +7

    for me Johnsonville Brats are God Tier, the first time i had one was out of a cart with a Steamed Bun to boot, i have never had such a thick, juicy and durable piece of meat in my mouth like it (i was 12, get your mind out of the gutter, people!) i fell in love with Bratwurst right then and there.
    as for Buffalo Wings, i've never had quality wings, all i've had were mid at best, but i'm sure that they can be better, so i'm not gonna denote them as Trash, but they can take the C spot, as they dont tickle my balls like you say.
    Edit: Meatloaf really is comfort food at it's finest, and if there's leftovers you can make yourself a sandwich for a late night snack or lunch the next day.

  • @dirtlife1353
    @dirtlife1353 Рік тому +2

    You're really putting baked ground beef in god tier?!?

  • @papabearlifted9848
    @papabearlifted9848 Рік тому +1

    I like how youb totally skipped over catfish lol

  • @bstaylor11
    @bstaylor11 Рік тому

    So many “Pauses” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abstractAnomaly
    @abstractAnomaly 10 місяців тому

    The chickpea disrespect is uncalled for…lol, and this is coming from someone who’s a carnivore themself. 😂
    Good takes half the time tho.

  • @axelcordova8262
    @axelcordova8262 Рік тому +2

    No pause on this whole thing

  • @bucksbabyboy
    @bucksbabyboy 10 місяців тому

    I feel you on the meat loaf!!!

  • @chughes7800
    @chughes7800 Рік тому

    1st 10 secs I bust out laughing 😂 😂😂

  • @chrisjarvis2287
    @chrisjarvis2287 Рік тому +1

    Meatloaf with mashed potato's and mac n cheese ( Amazing )

  • @ShuckyDucky09
    @ShuckyDucky09 7 місяців тому

    Meatloaf over lobster is outrageous 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @upgradeyourmindset3265
    @upgradeyourmindset3265 Рік тому +1

    Lets not forget brisket, ribs and fried chicken

  • @arejannacalatayud2771
    @arejannacalatayud2771 Рік тому

    That meatloaf placement deserves jail

  • @dirtycommtroop
    @dirtycommtroop Рік тому

    Lobster in D tier? Im not sleeping tonight.

  • @Chris-hz3bt
    @Chris-hz3bt Рік тому +1

    Fried Calamari is good depending on where you get it from.

  • @GentleGiantJoe
    @GentleGiantJoe 11 місяців тому +1

    If Duck was cooked right and given taiwan duck sauce. Fucking banging. Get some Pad tai with it and it's a fucking damn good meal.

  • @AbianahAlmeida
    @AbianahAlmeida Рік тому +1

    Fried oysters are great with some tater sauce! I have never and will never eat them raw. I’m from Boston MA and you know we got good seafood

  • @dirthefner2034
    @dirthefner2034 Рік тому +1

    Meatloaf is definitely god tier.

  • @kendallgraves2465
    @kendallgraves2465 Рік тому

    I need a review of Baskin Robbin PB and J ice cream lol

  • @boeinc1651
    @boeinc1651 3 місяці тому +1

    Pretty solid list. Bacon for me is God-Tier: especially if it is slab bacon that has to br cut with a fork and knife. Put that with a salad and it gets you humming.
    The sausages i would say are A-tier almost S-tier......unless we talking bout kelbasa or like the Hillshire Farms ones. Put them on skillet and get the burnt edges (especially the end pieces). That would barely get it into God-tier.
    Oysters i just recently had myself while in New Orleans. The wife and I had them char-grilked/broiled. Can't imagine eating them raw *shudders*.
    Ever thought of doing a buffet option tier list? What would you look for as your go to/must have? Keep being awesome and bringing the feel good vibes in your videos and in what you do.

  • @unclecallum2041
    @unclecallum2041 Рік тому

    I love your videos there absolutely delectable

  • @adammero5291
    @adammero5291 Рік тому

    Totally right about the swordfish

  • @OtonashiV
    @OtonashiV Рік тому +4

    Have you ever had some Asian tofu dishes like mapo tofu, yang tau fu, sundubu-jjigae, agedashi tofu, etc? Tofu is such a versatile ingredient that can take on so many different flavors and textures. I've seen/had American dishes involving tofu and they really do tofu dirty (why does tofurkey exist lol, just order some vegan Indian dishes or something smh). Most traditional tofu dishes also use meat or animal products, so not sure why it's so often used as a vegan alternative in the US... most dishes that try to outright replace meat with tofu are abhorrent.

    • @FearTheGobbleDock
      @FearTheGobbleDock Рік тому +1

      I agree completely. I had a bad impression of tofu for YEARS. But when you stop using tofu as a 'replacement' & cook dishes that were made for it, you get some amazing stuff

  • @griselda3736
    @griselda3736 11 місяців тому

    Shrimp above pork tenderloin?!? Lmao that's wild imo

  • @mauricehunter6737
    @mauricehunter6737 Рік тому +2

    Sounds good 👍 I don't think you had Ribs on there goat ox tails ?? 🤔

    • @Legitfya101
      @Legitfya101 6 місяців тому

      Oxtails god tier ribs A tier

  • @Artanis667
    @Artanis667 Рік тому +2

    The roast beef was actually a tuna steak! A LOT better than tuna meat from a can, most times I've seen it it's sashimi grade
    Edit: Plus I don't blame you for the whole oyster thing, you really gotta have them cooked. Raw shooters or from the shell is like... well, they say an acquired taste, this is both that and acquired texture. Some people are food texture weirdos what can I say. But yeah, fresh oysters off the grill with some lemon / lime juice, waaaaaaay better.

  • @no.1morbiusfan388
    @no.1morbiusfan388 Рік тому

    Super content creator ❤

  • @texastoast9629
    @texastoast9629 Рік тому

    Snow crab legs are good af

  • @BadBoy47
    @BadBoy47 Рік тому +4

    Out the gate you fucked up. Bacon is God tier.

  • @laurenschenck5355
    @laurenschenck5355 Рік тому +1

    I love meatloaf a classic and love crab especially snow crab and steak the boom ❤

  • @alexrob1355
    @alexrob1355 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂 damn but I eat oysters with hot sauce, it’s a lot better with hot sauce but by itself it’s really bad. I’m Jamaican though so the hot sauce is homemade

  • @Beans_go_crazy
    @Beans_go_crazy Рік тому +2

    TRY COTTAGE IN PIZZA 🍕

  • @quadoduece
    @quadoduece Рік тому

    If you give ground beef credit for versatility you gotta do the same for chicken.

  • @WoTMike1989
    @WoTMike1989 Рік тому

    Love raw oysters but the consistency takes some getting used to. It was an acquired taste for me but now I love that shit

  • @TDub_ADV
    @TDub_ADV Місяць тому

    A good meatloaf is god tier for sure. You want it next level cook it on the smoker

  • @theyoutubeofmyname
    @theyoutubeofmyname Рік тому

    Damn son, where’d you find this.

  • @MusicManSeanB
    @MusicManSeanB Рік тому

    I've had swordfish before, and true it's a firm white fish. However, I had it while on vacation in Atlantic City, and it was nicely seasoned. I also had shark filets at that same restaurant. Mine was seasoned nicely, along with a side of mashed potatoes, and asparagus.

  • @jaylene.turner6524
    @jaylene.turner6524 Рік тому

    Sausage patties are my number one!

  • @redbullwiseman4805
    @redbullwiseman4805 Рік тому +1

    Brisket is #1

  • @lynngordon9438
    @lynngordon9438 11 місяців тому

    Enough meat to mouth jokes

  • @Non-ExistantStudios
    @Non-ExistantStudios Рік тому

    Should have called the video “The UltiMEAT tier list”

  • @dabb8145
    @dabb8145 Рік тому +1

    8:13 Im not sure, but I think that its grilled tuna with sesame
    Edit: Now im 100% sure, I search up "grilled tuna with sesame" and I found the same image lol

  • @tenorman
    @tenorman Рік тому

    😂
    If you can't identify them, you can't rate them.

  • @troymackie9363
    @troymackie9363 Рік тому

    Bruh that wasn't roast beef brother, that was seared tuna

  • @ItsToXxy
    @ItsToXxy Рік тому

    Fried oysters with a creamy remoulade sauce will tingle your loins

  • @OurMiddleAge
    @OurMiddleAge Рік тому

    🍤 above meatloaf? Naw!

  • @growngrownman5950
    @growngrownman5950 Рік тому

    You had me until meatloaf. Straight TRASH! HAHAHAHAHA

  • @lillivercheese9046
    @lillivercheese9046 4 місяці тому

    Should’ve tried your oysters char-grilled my brother

  • @jackv2244
    @jackv2244 Рік тому

    I prefer my oyster fried or in a stew, I love some meat loaf too

  • @jeremybaldwin9704
    @jeremybaldwin9704 Рік тому

    💯

  • @ProducerShane
    @ProducerShane Рік тому

    Everyone puts Turkey low but no one mentions when you smoke it, or when it’s deep fried.
    For me Turkey is all the way an A tier.
    I make a point to try Turkey at most BBQ spots.

  • @ScoutPfi
    @ScoutPfi Рік тому

    I love you so much just for putting meatloaf in god teir(where it belongs)

  • @sauditate4562
    @sauditate4562 8 місяців тому

    Ey, yo no red snapper on the list ..huh..😳

  • @Chaoticz_official
    @Chaoticz_official Рік тому +1

    777th like, ain't that God's favorite number?

  • @robBears96
    @robBears96 Рік тому

    You forgot BRISKET/ Beef ribs. Specially the ‘Dino’ or ‘plate’ beef ribs commonly found at Texas and Texan themed BBQ joints outside that state. They are literally god tier

  • @ChrisJohnson-ed9bg
    @ChrisJohnson-ed9bg Рік тому +1

    Fried oysters are good

  • @advnt5856
    @advnt5856 Рік тому +2

    Lobster will never be better than crab

    • @SJohnsonVoiceOvers
      @SJohnsonVoiceOvers  Рік тому +2

      You’re exactly correct!!

    • @advnt5856
      @advnt5856 Рік тому

      @@SJohnsonVoiceOvers ohhh you commented 😮

    • @preslyevbuomwan3005
      @preslyevbuomwan3005 Рік тому

      Lobster IS better than crab

    • @advnt5856
      @advnt5856 Рік тому

      @@preslyevbuomwan3005 just because it’s more expensive doesn’t mean it’s better

    • @preslyevbuomwan3005
      @preslyevbuomwan3005 Рік тому

      @@advnt5856 Naw lobster literally tastes way better than crab

  • @LaVonteLunny
    @LaVonteLunny Рік тому

    MEATLOAF IS MY LIFE I HAVE HAD IT TWICE A YEAR FOR LIKE 10 YWARS IN A ROW

  • @gtfomyeggs
    @gtfomyeggs Рік тому

    I’d take a portobello mushroom burger over a black bean burger or any other meat sub any day

  • @cynicalstring5614
    @cynicalstring5614 Рік тому +1

    That was not sword fish that was Mahi Mahi and you have not lived till you had fried mahi bites and that Roast beef was Tuna.

  • @user-ul1hp8vp7y
    @user-ul1hp8vp7y Рік тому

    BACON BTCHES!!!!!!🤣😂

  • @Sky_Hiii
    @Sky_Hiii Рік тому

    Bacon the right cut -- all the way uppp😅

  • @landyachtjayy
    @landyachtjayy Рік тому

    Turkey over lobster is asinine, but the rest of the list is solid , couple things I’d change but solid

  • @rhaynbowbritesb43
    @rhaynbowbritesb43 Рік тому +1

    Did you put brisket on there?😮

  • @alwaysup411
    @alwaysup411 6 місяців тому +1

    Anybody talking bad on meatloaf...I'm just sorry your mama don't know how to cook with love lol

  • @dereklee778
    @dereklee778 Рік тому

    Lobster at a D+? Nahhh

  • @squilliamtennisballs4159
    @squilliamtennisballs4159 5 місяців тому

    I love your vids, my man, but a couple things: the meatloaf was actually roast beef, and the roast beef was actually a seared tuna steak. And I would have loved to see what you said about the catfish, beyond meat, and black bean burger but it seems those parts were cut. Otherwise,this was a fun watch!

  • @stevenprince9963
    @stevenprince9963 Рік тому

    Everything was going good til you put lobster under hotdogs lol great vid my guy

  • @ozonethedon
    @ozonethedon Рік тому

    Meatloaf on god tier hell naw lol

  • @David-xk9bl
    @David-xk9bl Рік тому

    SJohnson can you buy me a championship belt

  • @Contantina46
    @Contantina46 Рік тому

    If pastrami was on the list definitely god tier if you put that on toasted rye bread with spicy mustard the peppery taste of the pastrami and pickle it lightens up my day . Salmon I would say if the fresh one s tier it make me feel boujeand healthy every i order it. But the can salmon definitely c tier When I am broke . I think the roasted beef on that list was actually tuna steak . Tuna steak is ok for the most part it way cheaper than salmon so I would say b tier.And the chickpeas burger had that on the Burger King menu “before they took it away from us” with veggie burger s tier it wasn’t falling out and it was well seasoned. Can u do a tier list of canned meats or canned meals next ?

  • @darriuswilliams6007
    @darriuswilliams6007 Рік тому

    raw oyster trash but steamed wit a lil cheese fire

  • @jackthumbikomkandawire8591
    @jackthumbikomkandawire8591 Рік тому

    A video rating meat and Luffy isn't invited? Good idea