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  • @lafayette6762
    @lafayette6762 7 років тому +1970

    And... *Dont forget to hydrate*

    • @pantherteen2008
      @pantherteen2008 5 років тому +17

      and don’t buy cheap beer

    • @russellwhite88
      @russellwhite88 4 роки тому +7

      @@pantherteen2008 love that video😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @Danny-zi6xw
      @Danny-zi6xw 4 роки тому

      lmao

    • @bagelbob3979
      @bagelbob3979 4 роки тому +3

      that vid was good

    • @dabertv7273
      @dabertv7273 3 роки тому

      I’m subscribed to you because you are Lafayette

  • @paytopray1468
    @paytopray1468 7 років тому +786

    I don't know how they did it, but the United States Marine Corp has made being yelled at, doing pt 24/7, and eating MRE's instead of real food look like the most fun thing to do with your life.

    • @Akitabailey1
      @Akitabailey1 5 років тому +29

      Its not.

    • @joeking5679
      @joeking5679 5 років тому +22

      It's not fun at all actually

    • @KhreamedKhorne
      @KhreamedKhorne 4 роки тому +14

      It's not.

    • @simbadg13
      @simbadg13 4 роки тому +46

      Until you have to do it then it straight up sucks. Then when you're out you miss it...

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 4 роки тому +8

      @@simbadg13
      Like school lol

  • @TheJutsch98
    @TheJutsch98 8 років тому +2575

    What? Where are the crayons!?

    • @CowpokeCannoneer
      @CowpokeCannoneer 8 років тому +114

      Hoiz for the Hoiz-God! Don't forget tha glue.

    • @exileballistic4329
      @exileballistic4329 8 років тому +81

      Hoiz for the Hoiz-God! Maybe they didn't forget the crayons. The pork might be made out of crayons and the cheese sauce is made out of glue.

    • @dom8184
      @dom8184 7 років тому +8

      Lifesaving Socialist Cookie-Baker from the Alps and the standard issue pistols!!!!

    • @lafayette6762
      @lafayette6762 7 років тому +27

      It's because you forgot to hydrate

    • @tylergriffin7012
      @tylergriffin7012 7 років тому +23

      Lifesaving Cookie-Baker from the Alps they had crayons but couldn’t wait to film the video. Got eaten before the camera stared rolling

  • @Rusty221
    @Rusty221 8 років тому +1344

    YOU TRADED PEANUT BUTTER AND APPLE JELLY FOR CHEESE SPREAD???

    • @captainloli2416
      @captainloli2416 8 років тому +72

      HyruleLink22 hey! cheese spread is the best thing about MREs!

    • @Rusty221
      @Rusty221 8 років тому +141

      Stone Dorame I personally like the peanut butter if you can get the chocolate peanut butter you're king of the mre trade

    • @captainloli2416
      @captainloli2416 8 років тому +97

      i prefer ghe jalapeño cheese spread, add some spice to the shitter

    • @Rusty221
      @Rusty221 8 років тому +7

      Stone Dorame Corpsman up!

    • @N2Mtns
      @N2Mtns 7 років тому +1

      😂❤️. 🇺🇸💜🇺🇸

  • @BigOlBatman
    @BigOlBatman 8 років тому +1540

    Is this buzzfeed or marines?

  • @Noah-fg7rh
    @Noah-fg7rh 7 років тому +502

    "Tactically" acquire a rock. lmao

    • @reginalduy3496
      @reginalduy3496 6 років тому +22

      You could also grab a something if a rock is unavailable.

    • @hunterprokurat9909
      @hunterprokurat9909 5 років тому +10

      And (they forgot this in the video) grab a 100 pack of crayons

    • @saschabathorse2239
      @saschabathorse2239 4 роки тому +4

      ​@@hunterprokurat9909 ill take the cherry flavored ones

    • @tylerwallace4185
      @tylerwallace4185 4 роки тому +3

      If you don’t acquire the rock tactically, it’s just not gonna work

    • @FinlayDaG33k
      @FinlayDaG33k 4 роки тому

      @@tylerwallace4185 I mean... can't just pick any old rock now can ya? you have to think about it, get the perfect rock; not too big, not too small.

  • @ashadowawhisper
    @ashadowawhisper 7 років тому +229

    That feeling when you came from extreme poverty and actually thought the MREs were incredible when you were in. Fiesta Chicken with Vegetable Crackers and Jalapeno Cheese, you'll always have a special place in my heart. You can keep the Ham Slices and Four Fingers of Death (AKA) Beef Frankfurters though.

    • @spacechimp3199
      @spacechimp3199 4 роки тому +14

      Bless you man hope the marines got you out of poverty even just a little

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone 3 роки тому +8

      Spoiler alert: When you leave the Marines, you go back to poverty and you go to bed hungry dreaming of MREs. X'D ... :|

    • @jamelpiclit3062
      @jamelpiclit3062 2 роки тому +2

      @@Ranstone how many months or years can you get out of the USMC and still get in? Like you finally understand that civilian lofe is not for you and you want to re-enlist in US?

    • @jcmellymel
      @jcmellymel 2 роки тому +2

      The beef goulash and the southwest beans! Oh man

    • @skacymae6038
      @skacymae6038 2 роки тому

      Iykyfk. ❤

  • @BawmanHD
    @BawmanHD 8 років тому +303

    "Tactically acquire rock" 😂😂😂

    • @JulianKlimczyk
      @JulianKlimczyk 7 років тому

      AmericanValor Fuck, you're the guy from ifunny. Guess who I am bish

    • @pteppig
      @pteppig Рік тому

      Strategic Transfer Equipment alternate location

  • @brandoncmn
    @brandoncmn 8 років тому +486

    You forgot the crayons and elmers glue....

    • @THESIXTHEGG
      @THESIXTHEGG 8 років тому +5

      Stahp

    • @THESIXTHEGG
      @THESIXTHEGG 8 років тому +5

      Ľøŕď Šâťáņ Jőņëş lol were did that joke even come from?

    • @lafayette6762
      @lafayette6762 7 років тому +7

      It's because they forgot to hydrate.

    • @intelligentgrawlix794
      @intelligentgrawlix794 6 років тому

      brandoncmn yeah I know not enough crayons

  • @TheGrimSniper14
    @TheGrimSniper14 8 років тому +448

    Hmm my Kevlar for his cheese spread. It's a hell of a decision to make. Lol

    • @hunterprokurat9909
      @hunterprokurat9909 5 років тому

      Dont they use steel plates?

    • @lewisdavis1491
      @lewisdavis1491 5 років тому

      @@hunterprokurat9909 they use ceramic

    • @vanemaster4345
      @vanemaster4345 5 років тому

      @@hunterprokurat9909 i think they got kevlar in their helmet

    • @saschabathorse2239
      @saschabathorse2239 4 роки тому

      @@hunterprokurat9909 he is refering to his helmet

    • @lukeallison1182
      @lukeallison1182 3 роки тому

      @@paulbarclay4114 The terminology is still Kevlar (Helmet) and Flak (Vest with SAPI Plates)

  • @KTPDogbait5379
    @KTPDogbait5379 8 років тому +426

    Felt like Buzzfeed made this video

    • @scootcha
      @scootcha 6 років тому +37

      I think this is a parody of those types of videos.

    • @haijin7484
      @haijin7484 6 років тому +38

      Buzzfeed are liberals, they would think MRE is a weapon.

    • @louisryan5815
      @louisryan5815 6 років тому +9

      xGodspeedz to be honest, the frail bodies of buzzfeed writers probably wouldn't be able to withstand the impact of a thrown MRE

    • @alfonsomural4792
      @alfonsomural4792 6 років тому +1

      Clorox Bleach it triggers them

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone 3 роки тому +1

      @@alfonsomural4792
      MRE = "Meals for Racial Extreamists" or was it "Murderous Republican Entrepreneurs"?
      -Buzzfeed probably.

  • @ckim6400
    @ckim6400 8 років тому +140

    Makes me want to pass-up the turkey and eat an MRE.

    • @juju141
      @juju141 7 років тому +8

      C Kim don't do it, you'll regret it. MRE's may taste good in a pinch, but turkey is like heaven.

  • @thefrostyone4851
    @thefrostyone4851 8 років тому +533

    I love how they try to make it like one of those UA-cam cooking tutorials. Just be yourselves, and do it the marine way. But you get an A for effort, that's for sure.

    • @irontale1834
      @irontale1834 8 років тому +3

      you should not get an A for effort you should get E for effort OH there is no E guess we just have to give them a D for *D* id ok

    • @vanessa-bl1nr
      @vanessa-bl1nr 8 років тому +16

      The Frosty One i know, i know, but maybe they were just doing it like a parody of one of those buzzfeeds productions, tasty, i think.

    • @irontale1834
      @irontale1834 8 років тому +1

      XD lol the MR that i love the most is menu 13 Cheese Tortellini

    • @fondren001
      @fondren001 7 років тому +18

      I think it was Satire and the music was the tip off..

    • @spacechimp3199
      @spacechimp3199 6 років тому +3

      The Frosty One it's a joke

  • @crocgator653
    @crocgator653 8 років тому +141

    should show chow hall food instead, MRE's are actually nicer when compared to that....

    • @nicklausbooks1593
      @nicklausbooks1593 6 років тому

      Croc Gator 👃🐀

    • @JoeyCHROME1
      @JoeyCHROME1 6 років тому +3

      Chow hall food and quantity of it is better than the shit I eat at home

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone 3 роки тому +1

      Boot camp food was the best I've ever eaten in my life.

    • @bushta55
      @bushta55 3 роки тому

      @@Ranstone for real...your just so hungry everytime you ate that it was always so satisfying...

  • @JonathanBrandonBissoo
    @JonathanBrandonBissoo 8 років тому +33

    Meals Rejected by the Enemy.

    • @blyatman7244
      @blyatman7244 4 роки тому +4

      better yet, Meal Rejected by Ethiopians

    • @orion3253
      @orion3253 3 роки тому

      @@blyatman7244 I hear they’ve made a lot of progress, some of them are almost as good as lunchables now.

  • @firdousalikarim
    @firdousalikarim 6 років тому +13

    Still better than my school lunches.

  • @luisa3447
    @luisa3447 6 років тому +1

    I feel like they put “a rock or something” to give the guys a little chuckle when they read this after a firefight

  • @cannedgoose3259
    @cannedgoose3259 5 років тому +5

    I love that the instructions just bluntly say "a rock or something"

  • @OneGenericName
    @OneGenericName 8 років тому +50

    My dilemma while in The Corps was trying to trade the C-Ration Ham & lima bean meal for anything else LOL

    • @joeypuentes1529
      @joeypuentes1529 6 років тому +2

      Its vegetarian pasta nowadays

    • @stephenmiller9009
      @stephenmiller9009 6 років тому

      Wonder if they can feed me fish only or equip me with a pole I'll go fishin anywhere cept China or japan

    • @phantom4E2
      @phantom4E2 6 років тому +1

      OneGenericName trade a f15 for 2 mre's xdd

    • @brown-eyedman4040
      @brown-eyedman4040 4 роки тому

      Even for the spam like stuff?

  • @poppopscarvinshop
    @poppopscarvinshop 8 років тому +271

    I am Very Thankful for The United States Marine Corps!
    May You All Have A Very Happy, Safe and Peaceful Thanksgiving!

    • @zayjacksontv8035
      @zayjacksontv8035 6 років тому +2

      I'm your 100'th like.

    • @yeet5146
      @yeet5146 6 років тому

      Sexy-savage64 Tv I'm your first like

    • @MC-oi2pb
      @MC-oi2pb 6 років тому

      Hell yeah!

  • @sherdogholmes576
    @sherdogholmes576 7 років тому +7

    I actually used these on hiking trips. MREs are really filling for being such small packs. The food is actually pretty good too, even if a little off putting at first

  • @mxcccccc
    @mxcccccc 8 років тому +4

    Happy thanksgiving and thank u to all marines who couldn't be here for thanksgiving🇺🇸

    • @jackbrown3193
      @jackbrown3193 3 роки тому

      Personally I would say all Marines.

  • @user-gi3ro9rm9k
    @user-gi3ro9rm9k 6 років тому +5

    everything in this video is still better than school lunches.

  • @WW2Explained
    @WW2Explained 8 років тому +76

    I always carry crayons and glue for my marines just in case they get hungry. Corpsman up!

  • @arianaromero5215
    @arianaromero5215 6 років тому +9

    Marines never steal, they "tactically acquire" 😂

  • @shanemurray9985
    @shanemurray9985 8 років тому +117

    Where's the crayons?

  • @DocPicklez
    @DocPicklez 8 років тому +54

    no tabasco sauce? Wrong!

  • @stablepar
    @stablepar 8 років тому +25

    In '67 I never had a problem getting my hands on a can of ham and lima beans. Semper Fi and happy Thanksgiving

  • @llunde22
    @llunde22 7 років тому +4

    God bless the Marines (especially after witnessing what they have to eat)! Thank you for your service!

  • @ayyeitsbenny5695
    @ayyeitsbenny5695 8 років тому +55

    some sjw:"the military is so privlaged"

  • @zakmc55
    @zakmc55 7 років тому +46

    Boot!

  • @lankey6969
    @lankey6969 5 років тому +2

    Let's get this out on a tray, nice!

  • @TimKyoutube
    @TimKyoutube 3 роки тому

    the heater is badass. i'll take the laughs.

  • @robertcuozzo5038
    @robertcuozzo5038 8 років тому +45

    MRE is life

    • @cobraking1419
      @cobraking1419 7 років тому +1

      who gives a fuck Beck Rockriver

    • @bishop4390
      @bishop4390 5 років тому

      Depends on the MRE though. Chicken burrito bowl is life, but we dont talk about creamy spinnach fettucine.

  • @Apache410
    @Apache410 3 роки тому +1

    Civilians: "Grab a rock"
    USMC: "Tactically acquire a rock"

  • @noahgassler746
    @noahgassler746 4 роки тому

    For those wondering, "tactically acquire" means steal or obtain creatively.

  • @beebread2079
    @beebread2079 3 роки тому

    I appreciate the humor in this

  • @aprylmarie12
    @aprylmarie12 6 років тому +1

    I promise to join rhe Marine Corps when im 22 until then good luck,thank you for your surving this country and SEMPER FI till I die OORAH out.

  • @tabryis
    @tabryis 7 років тому +8

    those are some weird looking crayons

  • @omni-man9527
    @omni-man9527 3 роки тому

    This made me a combination of Excited and Depressed at the same time

  • @AlexisGarcia-pg9ck
    @AlexisGarcia-pg9ck 6 років тому

    Going to the Navy soon as an AG and wanted to try one of these, so I ordered one online and idk if it was inaccurate or something but it honestly tasted really good. But that might also be because all I eat is bland chicken breast, water, vegetables, and protein whey every day.

  • @ilikespaghetti2170
    @ilikespaghetti2170 3 роки тому +1

    ah yes melted cheddar crayons with the side of cherry red for dessert

  • @lewistasso8866
    @lewistasso8866 5 років тому

    They should include a laxative pill in there. My training officer in OEM warned me about MREs. As a former soldier, he told me "If you eat those things too often, you won't s**t for a week!" I guess the key is to stay hydrated.

  • @javierenriquez1652
    @javierenriquez1652 4 роки тому

    I think they should make more of these types of videos!!! So funny!!! Totally diggin it

  • @Rod_keller
    @Rod_keller 7 років тому +2

    Buzzfeed called, they want their video style back.

  • @DT-lr2bi
    @DT-lr2bi 4 роки тому

    Now in the Old Corps in VM there were rations left.over from 1955.

  • @michaelkopala3738
    @michaelkopala3738 4 роки тому +1

    Makes K-Rations from my day (mid 1970's) look good. And, what no little box of a few cigarettes?

  • @Vinny220
    @Vinny220 3 роки тому

    Raise your hand if you could use the heater in basic (I’m army but this question of for all branches) I couldn’t use it

  • @goodDrummerman
    @goodDrummerman 7 років тому

    What's the item that they said "Save this! you'll need in a week?"

  • @FormerDevilDog1
    @FormerDevilDog1 8 років тому

    You get barbeque sauce now? When I was in, you either got cheese or peanut butter and Tabasco Sauce. Only POGs would have time to use the heater, lol

  • @hanscascante7933
    @hanscascante7933 4 роки тому

    Shit is honestly fine cold, had that one during the crucible, wasn’t complaining, used the heaters to keep warm, not cook

  • @joannacoloncolon6400
    @joannacoloncolon6400 2 роки тому +1

    So where is the box of crayons?

  • @TreeBarkSide
    @TreeBarkSide Рік тому

    Still better than public school lunch.

  • @kenchiken6338
    @kenchiken6338 7 років тому +7

    you can't truly appreciate this video until you've actually had to eat MRE's for days at a time.

  • @soldier200099
    @soldier200099 5 років тому

    I used the heater to warm my hands mostly. Mostly during watch though

  • @lindsaynorman9323
    @lindsaynorman9323 3 роки тому

    Super fun activity: put your whole sections MRE's into their activated heater packs. use a trash bag (dont let it touch the MREs as it will melt. it takes some screwing around with rocks and sticks but its worth it) to capture the steam released. I'm no chemist so i have no idea why this steam is flammable, but it is. You now have a big ole explody balloon. Enjoy!

  • @stupidhooman7999
    @stupidhooman7999 3 роки тому +1

    looks pretty good not gonna lie

  • @robofreak425
    @robofreak425 6 років тому

    So wait.
    How valuable is cheese spread in comparison to other MRE goodies?

  • @zacharypfendner4376
    @zacharypfendner4376 7 років тому

    Mmm my mouth was watering from the memories

  • @swsdnnogdner4726
    @swsdnnogdner4726 7 років тому +2

    That more than my school and better than my school launch lol

  • @indi9913
    @indi9913 6 років тому +5

    “ get made fun of for using the heater, BOOT!!” Hahahaha 😂😂😂 good shit devil! I can count on one hand the times I actually had the time to heat up a MRE hahaha
    Weapon, gear, self...
    Best advice my senior ever gave...
    Semper fi gentz!

    • @KhreamedKhorne
      @KhreamedKhorne 4 роки тому

      Only time I ever used the heater was to make MRE bombs.

  • @AQ-uc4bb
    @AQ-uc4bb 3 роки тому

    Enjoy..Thanks for your service

  • @celticsprods
    @celticsprods 3 роки тому

    I like tactically acquiring a rock or something for an MRE

  • @nicklausbooks1593
    @nicklausbooks1593 6 років тому

    Toss them Charms! NOW!!! Also you can put your cheese spread in with the meal cooking so you can have molten cheese dumped into your pouch. Jalapeño cheddar with jambalaya is my favorite.

  • @william_brobrine8975
    @william_brobrine8975 7 років тому +1

    that actually looks good! idk why i never had a mre before but i i think ill like them idk

  • @Dan-pf4se
    @Dan-pf4se 8 років тому

    this was pretty funny, a lot of good references

  • @Aaron-ud6wk
    @Aaron-ud6wk 6 років тому

    It just dawned on me to put the cheese squeeze with the heat pack to melt it. Iv’e been doing it wrong this whole time.

  • @Volunteer-per-order_OSullivan
    @Volunteer-per-order_OSullivan 6 років тому

    "Tactically acquire "a rock or something"" pfft, here we strategically acquire "a rock or something" and carry it with us all the time.

  • @DavidS-iw4ei
    @DavidS-iw4ei 4 роки тому

    I got heartburn watching this. Can't wait to try it...

  • @wethepeople8092
    @wethepeople8092 2 роки тому

    Oh my goodness I’ve never thought of that combination amazing

  • @jonathanbell8887
    @jonathanbell8887 2 роки тому

    You have to squeeze the packets before you open them or they separate like that.

  • @ShiolaValntn
    @ShiolaValntn 4 роки тому +1

    Remember: Don't eat the purple crayons, eat the red ones instead

  • @kayceewolf8581
    @kayceewolf8581 4 роки тому

    ate an MRE for the first time camping with my stepdad who is a marine veteran, better than I thought but not the best.

  • @chrisrodriguez6502
    @chrisrodriguez6502 6 років тому

    Greatness!! Best part "boot". Bring back memories

  • @trevonstpeter2215
    @trevonstpeter2215 6 років тому

    Still better than the school lunch

  • @marcushando7102
    @marcushando7102 7 років тому +1

    that is such a bad idea, ahh, each one of those bread snacks is like half a loaf of bread. my one if my sgts tried that and he had stomach pains for the entire field training exercise.

  • @ericflynn4247
    @ericflynn4247 2 роки тому

    That worked really delicious

  • @WanderingVeteran
    @WanderingVeteran 6 років тому

    Warning: Change socks and hydrate before, during and after consuming.

  • @baystateelevators5379
    @baystateelevators5379 6 років тому

    That actually looks good af

  • @anthonyj1010
    @anthonyj1010 3 роки тому

    seems like something id make at 4 am

  • @representelanation4463
    @representelanation4463 4 роки тому

    Now let’s get this onto a tray....nice

  • @Husk2280
    @Husk2280 3 роки тому

    *tactically* acquire *”a rock or something”*

  • @abigailsalas521
    @abigailsalas521 6 років тому

    People right now in their heads are like what in the world was that but when you’re over there it’s like the best food in the world 😂

  • @АлексейСуханов-х7з
    @АлексейСуханов-х7з 8 років тому

    is that tasty like beef in bbq on holydays?

  • @kaymeachem1619
    @kaymeachem1619 7 років тому

    Don't forget to tactically acquire a rock make sure its tactically.

  • @xxlonely_gamer52xx94
    @xxlonely_gamer52xx94 6 років тому

    I just have a question why do we need the paper towel or napkin in a week

  • @BenStJohn-mf3im
    @BenStJohn-mf3im 3 роки тому

    Looks better than my school lunch

  • @NIGHTSTALKER0069
    @NIGHTSTALKER0069 5 років тому

    You just call me a boot? I’m telling SgtMaj!!! That’s is how the new Corps is.
    Remember the days of getting hazed all night by a drunk senior Lcpl? That was a fun time boot camp, SOI didn’t have crap on the pain and stress caused in the fleet.

  • @VileStorms
    @VileStorms 2 роки тому

    I was expecting him to throw it away and eat a crayon instead

  • @hesja88
    @hesja88 3 роки тому

    The real marines meal is a pack of delicious crayons

  • @Wolf-E_VA
    @Wolf-E_VA 6 років тому

    What do I do with this information. SIR!

  • @timothyhendrix7651
    @timothyhendrix7651 7 років тому

    I freakin jumped when the music started.

  • @jumpinglemur4860
    @jumpinglemur4860 7 років тому

    I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!!

  • @Ganglo-Saxon
    @Ganglo-Saxon 5 років тому

    What Is that you we told to save ?

  • @shuliu4804
    @shuliu4804 4 роки тому

    I was expecting crayons, this must be an alternate universe

  • @XykuJoxa
    @XykuJoxa 6 років тому +1

    0:20 I don't get it. Marines are only allowed to shit once a week?

  • @amistrophy
    @amistrophy 6 років тому +10

    So colorless, needs... C R A Y O N S ( CrazyArt Brand)

    • @saschabathorse2239
      @saschabathorse2239 4 роки тому

      nonono. we dont tuch that shit. we only eat the good brand.

  • @sneakyzeke56
    @sneakyzeke56 2 роки тому

    I don't know what it would taste like. I ate C rations packed in 1952. Now those were guuuud!

  • @sherifftactical7830
    @sherifftactical7830 7 років тому

    Tasty, makes my mouth water. Must be a good MRE.

  • @UnknownUser-bz8pp
    @UnknownUser-bz8pp Рік тому

    Tactically acquire "a rock or something"