@@LuisSierra42 Unironically though. He made a deal with the Devil so that people would all forget who he was behind the mask, but also couldn't figure it out unless he told them himself.
@@yeahah3617Yeah, MJ & Pete were neighbors & she literally saw that mf crawl out the window one night first hand before they even had a real conversation.💀
I think his boy is just a friend he has that works at the Bugle. Sorry, I’m pretty drunk and focusing on the specifics of the script. But you are right, this man’s son definitely keeps tabs on Pete. Forgive me for overthinking this.
He said his son and Peter are in the same class. Pretty obvious when a classmate be leaving all the time lmao ain't stalking if you just literally paying attention to your surroundings 😂
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Nah Griffey's right. The opening to Spiderman 2 is basically torture porn. Man got fired from a minimum-wage pizza joint cuz he had to make a pit stop to save the city right quick. "Diabolically fumbling life" is an understatement.
I think he told Jameson that he has a deal with Spider-Man/works with him. Of course that was in the old days, now he can just say he uses drones to take those pics
Miles does and that voice always cracks me up,🤣🤣.What makes it real funny is how nobody notices he still sounds like himself, trying to sound tough and more New York,🤣🤣 but of course that’s the shtick. Like the Clark Kent glasses bit, 🤣🤣🤣
@@epgamer1145 - No, it's because OPs comment literally makes no sense and the only commonality between Miles and Griffy's version of Peter is that Griffy is Black. Miles has a very different back story including two whole parents and attending a private high school, so the original comment makes no sense.
2:25 Wait wait hold up, we gotta be specific on which universe we in to talk about the "redhead with no ass". Cuz we got a universe where there the redhead is canonically stated to have a dumptruck.
Nah, it's how Super parts his hair. Nerdy, four eyed Kent Clark parts his hair from the right. Super Giga Chad Man parts his hair from the left. Completely different people.
the ending is so factual! i never understood why peter is broke. doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. he saving the whole world while getting evicted from a shitty ass studio apartment. and getting fired from a pizza shop. taking pictures of himself as spider-man for $40 a photo. i thought he was a teen genius. that’s dumb af
IQ doesn't equate to EQ. He might be a genius academically, but Parker is just your average Joe, awkward guy who greets your local deli man in the morning socially. If he has the ego of Stark, he could've made bank since year 1.
To be fair pretty much every hero with a secret identity is absurdly easy to figure out. All of them leave whenever there's danger as a human then suddenly their hero counterpart shows up & when everything ends the non-hero shows up. It's not like Bruce Wayne will be out to dinner then Batman shows up an hour later. There are plenty of kids who found out who Batman is accidentally or with little issue even his enemies. Kind of odd in the DCAU Lex didn't figure out who Superman is not that it would've helped. Funny thing is that Spidey could just get money from his rich friends like: Iron Man, Black Panther, Prof X, Osbourne, etc. They'd probably just give him the money with no condition. I doubt Stark would even miss $1 million
@@christopherballero866 That's the whole point of the disguise. Clark Kent is so unremarkably ordinary that even if you've met both Superman and Clark you wouldn't be able to piece together that their the same person. Lois is like one of the best Investigative Journalists in the world, who has a very close relationship with both Clark and Superman and even she could never connect the dots. Heck in real life Henry Cavil stood right in front of the Man of Steel poster, while wearing a superman shirt and no one walking by connected the dots. So the Superman effect is very real.
I think Batman is super easy but Superman is actually less easy. Bruce got a known tragic backstory (history with criminals) and enough money to fund his vigilante career, while Superman is just a country bumpkin who works as a journalist. If only he hid his face better.
There was a storyline where Mercy Lex's number two built a supercomputer that deducted that Clark was Superman, but refused to believe it as he couldn't fathom someone with Superman powers would pose as a regular human.
1:05 Technically he doesn’t work at The Daily Bugle, he’s a freelance photographer and The Daily Bugle is the main news publisher he sells his photos too. In Spectacular Spider-Man, Jameson rejects his photos and Peter sells them to another news publisher.
He took what Lean and Cuisine did and put his own spin on it. I fux wit it. He did it how it's supposed to be done. Not direct copying someone else's content but using it as a template for your own creation.
Damn, I had a conversation about how do they not know that Peter Parker is Spider Man online back in early 2022 I think and I never expected Griffy to make this ..
“Diabolically fumbling life” 😭😭
So real
I felt attacked
He not wrong in the slightest
@@themarinectI'm attracted to redheads but they got to have hella ass tho
Diabolical
We got a prequel to, "If Spiderman quit saving people for free"
Griffy starting his on cinematic universe
just realized that fr
😂😂
Can't wait for the remake
That's why I found new respect for Luke Cage
Peter Parker uses NordVPN to hide his Spider Identity.
He uses Incogni to erase himself from people's memories
@@LuisSierra42 😂
his... spidentity, if you will.
@@Brainitorium clever 😂
@@LuisSierra42 Unironically though. He made a deal with the Devil so that people would all forget who he was behind the mask, but also couldn't figure it out unless he told them himself.
Basically how Mary Jane found out in the comics before they even met.
Wait, was she his neighbor?
@@yeahah3617I thought so
@@yeahah3617 idk about the comics but in the raimi movies they were neighbors yea
@@Kingdom850I think she was a neighbor in the 90s cartoon, though I might be remembering wrong.
@@yeahah3617Yeah, MJ & Pete were neighbors & she literally saw that mf crawl out the window one night first hand before they even had a real conversation.💀
"Knocking my beef around" is crazy 😂😂
Bro I was dead at that. Like who's engages in conversation like that🤣😭🤣💀
Insane 😂
what's the joke dey?
Insane😂😂😂
@@stugglefuggle8673 so casually too😂😂
This is a prequel to Spiderman charging people for saving them video
Exactly
That spidey payment plan 😂😂😂😂😂😂
If Spider-Man was Spider-Mann. 🤣
Griffy a genius yo
so spiderman becomes a cop in spandex? 😅
"i'm gonna put some dirt in your eye"
"Go flock yourself, feather face!"
I missed the part where that's my problem
"You want forgiveness? Get religion."
Look at little green junior!! @@MATDMixes
"Nice costume! Did your husband make it for you?!"
Bro this man’s son just STALKING Peter?! 😂
I think his boy is just a friend he has that works at the Bugle. Sorry, I’m pretty drunk and focusing on the specifics of the script. But you are right, this man’s son definitely keeps tabs on Pete. Forgive me for overthinking this.
@@Creekmore nah you're right
nah just curios
He said his son and Peter are in the same class. Pretty obvious when a classmate be leaving all the time lmao ain't stalking if you just literally paying attention to your surroundings 😂
I’d be pissed too if he got to keep leaving and I can’t even go pee.
Spider-Man sending selfies to journalists 😂😂funniest shit ever
Like you can't even make that shit up
Basically selling Onlyfans while keeping his clothes on 😭🙏
In comics, JJJ after found out the truth then he talk about his selfie.
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Nah Griffey's right. The opening to Spiderman 2 is basically torture porn. Man got fired from a minimum-wage pizza joint cuz he had to make a pit stop to save the city right quick. "Diabolically fumbling life" is an understatement.
Save the city? I thought he stopped to save 2 kids from getting hit by a bus?
@@ViewtifulAceoh whatever you get the point
this is crazy cos i’m literally spiderman
Godspeed bro
this comment crazy because im spider man so why are we lying
As the one taking the pictures, I think it's only fair that I'm spiderman
@@trashorphan Activate Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man meme.
I'm sleeping with MJ
Spiderman be getting plenty of compensation, Black cat, gwen stacy, mary jane, and liz allan 😂😂
liz allan better than zendaya low key
Black Cat would have me saying, "Hi Felicia."
@@zoulzopan bruh zendaya was a mistake
@@zoulzopan everyone is better than zendaya EVERYONE
Clapping cheeks ain't exactly compensation.However, it's the least they could do.😂
This is the moment Spiderman turns evil.
This is the moment when Peter Parker became Heisenberg
*cue black suit theme*
Bully Maguire
Gon grab that symbiote quick asl
Peter's cover story for the photos is he and Spider-Man are good friends, and so Spider-Man lets/helps Peter take really good pictures.
Most convincing cover story in the history of cover stories
Which means bad guys then kidnap him to get to Spider-Man.
@@coreydorsey4121 They kidnap him, but let him keep the camera to keep taking pictures.
That is the most 1960s cover story if I’ve ever heard of one
@@coreydorsey4121 yeah, that sometimes happened in the comics.
If they want to give Spider-man a message, they track Peter and sometimes kidnap him
Peter would walk in at the Bugle with close up of Spider-Man mid air and they still didn’t figure it out
💀😂😂 facts
I think he told Jameson that he has a deal with Spider-Man/works with him. Of course that was in the old days, now he can just say he uses drones to take those pics
Someone at Marvel realised how stupid this is and so we got the whole secret identity reveal to bypass this
Peter Parker was going to join the Fantastic Four until he learned that it wasn't a paid position.
I got that comic 🤙🏽
They are rich so that makes no sense.
@@MichaelAChristian1they don’t do things for money tho they do for friends and consider Ben is a freak as well they like “fuck it let do this”
@@JokuthesaiyangodReed is a billionaire man, his inventions are sold and he’s worth $2 billion, he can dish out minimum wage
Tryna see that spider buldge
Yoooo chill 😂😂😂
PAUSE!
Mhm 😅
@@esteban8471 Nah, resume
niggas be wildin
Not to mention Spiderman never disguises his voice
I think in a comic once they reference his voice sounds somewhat muffled behind his mask. Dunno about today's comics tho 😂
@@gerrymcwilliamif that's the case, no wonder the villians don't stop when he asks them to. Who tf can hear his mumbling ass.
Tbf Peter Parker isn't very well known
@@gerrymcwilliamhe had that sucker changed a few times when venom was a thing but not normally.
Miles does and that voice always cracks me up,🤣🤣.What makes it real funny is how nobody notices he still sounds like himself, trying to sound tough and more New York,🤣🤣 but of course that’s the shtick. Like the Clark Kent glasses bit, 🤣🤣🤣
"Couldn't get that out the cia if you tried" 😂😂😂
no shit shirlock 😂
Script
Neighbor: You work at the Daily Bugle, right?
Peter: (lowers voice to nearly below human hearing) Yes.
Breaking Meg the Stallion back while looking over the city sound like s dream ngl😂
Ain't gonna lie bro, there's bigger cheeks to clap... But ain't gon lie again, she'd be first on the list.
you should stare at your finger when you turn around so you dont get the "eye lag" at 0:06
This a prequel for “If Spider-Man quit saving people for free”
Prequel to "If Spider-Man quit saving people for free"
*The real origin of Miles Morales:*
Wym? Doesn't fit Miles character, as he's a teenager. And not a photographer either.
Is it cuz he black 😮
@@FatKratos69literally any liberals deduction of thought.
Of course some bozo in the comments trying to make the Fake ass BLACK wannabe spider-man relevant.
@@epgamer1145 literally any smartass' deduction of thought.
@@epgamer1145 - No, it's because OPs comment literally makes no sense and the only commonality between Miles and Griffy's version of Peter is that Griffy is Black. Miles has a very different back story including two whole parents and attending a private high school, so the original comment makes no sense.
Ayy don't snitch on my boy. The general public is still fooled
“You know you be crawling through your window quiet, but you be hitting the wall hard as mf man” 😂😂😂
2:34 The origin of If Spider-Man Stopped Saving People For Free
The pictures is definitely a clear giveaway 😂😂😂😂
Especially in the Raimi films, bro taking full frontal midair pics and nobody questioning that
Eddie Brock does in the third movie. Peter says he had to climb a flagpole
@@Cosmik_Horror I wouldn't his supposed nerd ass being able to do that
2:25 Wait wait hold up, we gotta be specific on which universe we in to talk about the "redhead with no ass". Cuz we got a universe where there the redhead is canonically stated to have a dumptruck.
Got Spidey reevaluating his whole life
"I'm talkin the ems my boy"
That part fckng got me 😅
He probably took notes from Superman act dorky and like a nerd out of Costume but in Costume act like a hero
Nah, it's how Super parts his hair. Nerdy, four eyed Kent Clark parts his hair from the right. Super Giga Chad Man parts his hair from the left. Completely different people.
Nahh Peter acts like a chad in the comics. Always rizzing up women.
The only times he fake shit, is when it's related to sports-athletic activities
Poor boy can’t go to the bathroom but Peter leave all day 😂😂
Telling Spiderman to get his money up is crazy.
I mean it's 2024, every conversation ends up at the point of how to make more money. Living expense is crazy high everywhere
2:00
He doesn't get any kind of compensations?! That's wild 😭
“My boy a janitor there” 😂😂😂
"Drastically deserves compensation...im talking in da "M's" my booooooiiii".
No lie said. 😂😂😂
1:49 I’m crying😭😭
0:33 “Whuchi Whuchi Whuchi” Daym that was Accurate AF 😂
1:36 Pete: I have a contact in S.H.I.E.L.D
If all of us were Spider-Man’s neighbours I’m pretty sure we would’ve all said this 😭
Mary Jane catchin' strays
Depends on the artist frank cho draws her thick and scott Campbell gives her a backside
Back with another banger Griffy!
the ending is so factual! i never understood why peter is broke. doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. he saving the whole world while getting evicted from a shitty ass studio apartment. and getting fired from a pizza shop. taking pictures of himself as spider-man for $40 a photo. i thought he was a teen genius. that’s dumb af
IQ doesn't equate to EQ. He might be a genius academically, but Parker is just your average Joe, awkward guy who greets your local deli man in the morning socially. If he has the ego of Stark, he could've made bank since year 1.
Nahh, this topic should be about SuperMan, bros mask is his face, and still no one knows he's SuperMan 💀
1:55 "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it yet?"
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
To be fair pretty much every hero with a secret identity is absurdly easy to figure out. All of them leave whenever there's danger as a human then suddenly their hero counterpart shows up & when everything ends the non-hero shows up. It's not like Bruce Wayne will be out to dinner then Batman shows up an hour later. There are plenty of kids who found out who Batman is accidentally or with little issue even his enemies. Kind of odd in the DCAU Lex didn't figure out who Superman is not that it would've helped. Funny thing is that Spidey could just get money from his rich friends like: Iron Man, Black Panther, Prof X, Osbourne, etc. They'd probably just give him the money with no condition. I doubt Stark would even miss $1 million
Well in Superman's case Clark is a reporter so him disappearing after hearing about some danger is okay.
@@langadube9611 yes but in the DCAU one would think Lex as one of the smartest people there could figure that out not to mention they look identical
@@christopherballero866 That's the whole point of the disguise. Clark Kent is so unremarkably ordinary that even if you've met both Superman and Clark you wouldn't be able to piece together that their the same person.
Lois is like one of the best Investigative Journalists in the world, who has a very close relationship with both Clark and Superman and even she could never connect the dots.
Heck in real life Henry Cavil stood right in front of the Man of Steel poster, while wearing a superman shirt and no one walking by connected the dots. So the Superman effect is very real.
I think Batman is super easy but Superman is actually less easy. Bruce got a known tragic backstory (history with criminals) and enough money to fund his vigilante career, while Superman is just a country bumpkin who works as a journalist. If only he hid his face better.
There was a storyline where Mercy Lex's number two built a supercomputer that deducted that Clark was Superman, but refused to believe it as he couldn't fathom someone with Superman powers would pose as a regular human.
1:05
Technically he doesn’t work at The Daily Bugle, he’s a freelance photographer and The Daily Bugle is the main news publisher he sells his photos too. In Spectacular Spider-Man, Jameson rejects his photos and Peter sells them to another news publisher.
So he worked at the daily bugle
People: "How early do you want to be for a Griffy's video?"
Me: "Yes."
1:28 missed opportunity to have a picture of the Spider-Man pole dancing meme
Griffy dong griffy dong griffy dong
💀
With great power comes great responsibility, and with great responsibility should come great compensation.
" i be knocking my beef around when you come home sometimes " 😂😂😂😂
Leaving when a monster attacks the city make sense of you're running for your life
1:44 is Spider-Man allowed to drink while on the job?
I mean he's a freelancer, he is his own boss, so yeah, plus his gf is whore so it checks out.
I refuse to believe everyone around Peter Parker is that dense, especially in crowded New York.
We're about to get a Black Suit Spiderman with this one!
Or Bully McGuire!
Oh boy yah
Marvel not taking into consideration how thin apartment walls are is an extreme oversight lmao
The origin of the other video. About spider man not getting paid 2:07
He be taking pictures at spider man
like a Photo Shoot
That's the reason heroes get paid in MHA. Cuz risking your life saving the city for _free_ is bullshit lol
peter makes money by being spidermen by taking pictures of himself
"I be knocking my beef around" is WILD 😂
1:19
^ I love it every time they point these out🤣
This went from Hostile to Wholesome. Love u Griffyy!! Funny af bro
I guess this is how spider man stopped saving people for free.
Petition to make the character of "neighbor who obviously knows Peter is Spider-Man but still keeps his secret" in the next movie 😂
Griffy never disappoints! ❤
Griffy and his boys could've become a marvel villain by doxxing undercover heroes.
1:26 this Pic caught me off guard, caught spidey on a bad day😭😭😭
poor dude🤣
Man started off dragging him them flipped it to tryna become his manager
This how we got bully maguire😂
Spider-Man really does deserves some compensation my man
He took what Lean and Cuisine did and put his own spin on it. I fux wit it. He did it how it's supposed to be done. Not direct copying someone else's content but using it as a template for your own creation.
“Diabolically fumbling life” is my new life-goal 😂
Looking forward to the sequel griffy!
"My boy a jannitor there" dude had eyes every where
Not spider man sipping henny with the mask on 😂
I could see how people ain’t know Peter Parker was spider man but Clark Kent who’s only disguise is some glasses makes absolutely no sense
Some other comment said it’s also how he parts his hair. 😂
Better yet how does Harry not tell the voices
It is goofy that Spiderman is a beloved broke superhero. 🤣
2:20 - Don't forget the manly chiseled chin on that redhead they did in SpiderMan 2.
“I can see your costume under your clothes”
*insert costume draped haphazardly over the outfit* 🤣🤣
I dunno
And here is the beginning of Peter's anti hero arc
Hahaha 🤦🏾🤣 nah the Spiderman costume while drinking on had me dying.
spiderman is very good friends with peter parker, peter just wants to support his friend spidey of course
Yooo
Out of all superheroes in the comics he’s notoriously known for being able to keep his identity secret for so long😂
At least Spiderman got a costume. Superman just takes off his glasses lol
Spider man needs this man as a manager
I not the smallest in world I know only Spiderman can take picture of spiders man like that
It's not free, "Everybody [just] gets one."
The prequel to "If Spider-Man quit saving people for free"
And this is how the Heroes for Hire was born.
Damn, I had a conversation about how do they not know that Peter Parker is Spider Man online back in early 2022 I think and I never expected Griffy to make this ..
So this is why Spiderman quit saving people for free
Peter doesn't need the venom symbiote he needs Griffy 😂
“Hey aren’t you the guy who did that quadruple backflip when you sent flash flying across the hall?”