Overconfident Indian Bachelors | Stand Up Comedy by Nishant Suri
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- NEW STANDUP COMEDY VIDEO OUT
My zero sense of directions led me on a trip to Russia, but before going there I handled some stereotypes in my mother's and my bachelor friends' heads. Watch as I talk about why bachelors shouldn't be so optimistic, and why they can't be trusted with pets, even if that pet is a goldfish.
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CREDITS
Directed by: Sourav Bangotra
Post Production: Myoho Films
Edit & Grade: Karan Asnani
Live Sound programming, Mixing & Mastering: Raghvendra Bhattacharya
Venue Courtesy: Canvas Laugh Club, Noida
DoP: Akshit Arora
Special Thanks: Rohit Gaur, Kshitij Pandey (Canvas Laugh Club), Siddarth Raman, Rahul Dua, Saurav Mehta, Prashasti Singh, Aishwarya Mohanraj, Anubhav Singh Bassi, Zakir Khan
Extra Special Thanks: Ritviz, for creating such amazing music, and letting me use it.
Track: Udd Gaye by Ritviz
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The fact that there's a literal war ( Russia and Ukraine) going on right now whilst I'm watching this 😂😂😂
It just proves that's mum's are always right
Exactly
Same here😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was looking for this comment
@@soumyverma1662 😂 same
he looks 25 and 40 at the same time
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
True bro 😀
His expressions make him look like a child. When he talks normal he looks 30+
Why is this so accurate
It's the facial hair
Me: *understand Hindi perfectly*
Also me : *reads subtitles*
Same. Beech mein mujhe kayal aaya ke why the hell am I reading the subs?? It's not like the subs are in English or I can't understand what he is saying. Par phir bhi screen pe kuch aa raha hai toh padna hai.
True af😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sanskrit | A gift of India for entire humanity | By Monish 👇
ua-cam.com/video/l3-0hMxA56Q/v-deo.html
Same
He is late coz he didn't know directions to UA-cam. 2 Saal bag leke ghoomta raha youtube mil hi nhi raha😂😂
lmao
Yeah he cum late😂😂😂😂
Just think he is planning to go to Russia... Why ???
Waapas kaise aayga
U
@@GeniusIdeaFactory instead he should have UA-cam'd "How to find UA-cam online "
Indians are very genius at stand-up comedy, really enjoy, Luv from PAKISTAN
Pr pakistan ka humour kamaal hy💯. Point pe rakhna nhi jante phir bhi.
Have u heard about amanullah , sohail , jafri , mastana , babbu , jawad , nasir ,naseem , teddi , they r legend .nothing can beat them . Love from india
Love from India
Vaijaan ..🇮🇳🖤
Love from india brother ❤️🤘 we love talha anjum 🤘😀
Bhai bomb milega kya?
I have started to get Stand up fatigue but Nishant is so refreshing.
Try sitting down for a while hahahahalamejokehahaha
@@Impulse_28 😅😂
Ah nishant! I don’t even know how to compliment you. Only thing I can say is - these days, my husband and I look at each other and go “kya karna hai bro ab?” And then we’re cracking up. Great set! Well done!!
@The Mad Titan takeshi castle
Do u say ur husband bro ..
Ghost of Sparta haven’t seen pogo in so long. OMG I miss it!
Google User I love takeshi’s castle!
Jagdish Prasad Srivastava we do! We both call each other that when we’re trying to be funny. It’s hilarious. We laugh so much!
This guy is one of the best emerging comedians out there. Will definitely attend the live show when he comes to Delhi NCR.
Bombshell what a name🔥
Book my show...
There wasn't a single moment where I felt the jokes were lame.... Loved your humor... And it was worth spending 7:39mins of my day 😘 stay blessed!
You've spent little extra in comment section too 😅
hey!
He looks exactly like my zoology teacher ....same expression😂
Hahahaaa😅
Ye whi hai bs naam badal kr aaye hai😂
Can't believe that the guy I met in Goldman Sachs is now a Stand Up Comedian.
What?
People who work in investment banking will take any opportunity to mention it. Hint: exactly no one cares that you have no soul!
@@anandmaurya8479 They both worked there probably.
Bro, your content and timing are spot on and you are like breath of fresh air in standup comedy after Abhishek Upamanyu. Would definitely watch u live here in Bangalore. You deserve much fame.
I think he forgot his password . There is no another video from last 1 year.
He has quit comedy dude,
Working in Corporate now (Deloitte)
Well, now you see. Mom knows better. 😂🙌
I watched this long ago and today while watching news, I suddenly remember this and pick up my phone to comment.🤣
Policewala kidnapped.. funniest part..🤣🤣🤣🤣
See you in Bangalore then, Indian man with all the optimism right here.
Come to Ahmedabad. Your comedy is refreshing btw
Nishant : Russia jaana hai.
Mom : *NO*
well done aunty🤝
I see relief in his eyes😂😂😂🙌
COME TO HYDERABAD !!! .... WE LOVE STANDUP COMEDY
He needs to be way more famous than this..love his comic timings!
Kolkata ---- the city of joy could get some laughs
Nishant bhaiya, aunty predicted ryt, "Russia is dangerous "😂
"Ham Sab sam naiya me dub rhe hai,
Apne chote chote chapu chala te hue"
This punch gave me a relief. 😉
come to nagpur!!
excited to see you perform live nishant.
Please come Indore..❤️😂😂
Yeah please....
Yeeeeaaaaahh
This guy was tops. Great lines, fantastic delivery. :)
Loved all your bits in Comicstaan!
Congratulations for the standing ovation and that perfect 10 moment!
Talented and yes dayyyym hardworking you are 🤗❤️
Best wishes, keep shining🤘
Finally you're on UA-cam 🕺
Bro, russia mein 6000 mein milti hai! Ask Harsh Gujral about that!
Bahut funny video. Maza aaya kaafi.
Bc his expression are like rowan Atkinson
Our mr.bean.....
One of the best comedians 😂😂🤣😅😅😂😂😂😅🤣😅
Im confused why the hell is looking sideways
Front seaters be like : ABE SAALE""
Bruh
And then he insults one just infront of him saying I see relief in his eyes
Nobody :
Me - (starts singing) *comicstaan tirr te tetete tetetee tee*
You were awesome dude!
Looking forward to your show someday in Vadodara!
GURGAON
NEW DELHI
MEERUT😂
JAIPUR
Meerut dekhke Noida safe lagega😂😂
05:10 was the best part 😂
Broooooo is backkkkkk
Now real stand up comedy will be shown
This was one of the best sets I've seen in a long time!! Well done Nishant.
Your mom was right about Russia!!
Loved it, hilarious and glad to see someone is saying it like it is. Please come to LA, California. Thank you.
Ladies in Russia be like "Mera suri aagaya"
best joke at 6:04
Big fan , loved you in comicstaan.
Come to Dehradun.
This is hilarious 🤣 u made my day♥️
Hil rhi hai taar rhi hai hil rhi hai taar rhi hai....abb kyaa karna hai bro...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Come to Ranchi, your work is great man!
The fish joke was awesome man❤️
Come to Bangalore man! You’re amazing.
Nishant Sir please come to Ahmedabad. We would like to see you.
bhai ab russia jao pls
LOTS OF LOVE FROM LEH LADAKH 👍
His expression " kya krna hai bro ab ?" 🤣
O buddy... Waahh!!!! and Expressions masterclass.
Please upload your more videos
Can see a slight shadow of kunal kamra in presentation. But great confidence and charm.
Optimistic ❤
Sir dusri video laaao KB tk inhe repeat dekhungaa mai
This guy has expression just like Mr bean 😂
Hiii
Brilliant observation, @Kanika! 🤣
Also please say hi back to that poor guy.
😂
Mr bean+Natu kaka
Yes ....😂😂😂
Your facial expressions is same like Mr bean 🤩
Let's subscribe each other for more subscribe
What a catch 👌
Rowan Atkinson he is
Even i was thinking the same
When I first saw him I thought i have seen this person before I could not remind where..?? Thanks for telling!
Thank you for watching! Doston apni City ka naam Likhne se pehle please comments mein dekh lo if someone has already mentioned it, and if they have, go like it, instead of commenting again. It'll make my life much easier 🙂
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IIT Kharagpur Aao 👍
Belgaum Karnataka
Pehle toh noida ki karna bhai
Nagpur
Bangalore
He looks a little like Mr. Beans😂😂😂
Rytt
bean
Haha 😆😁😂
And I thought I was the only one who felt that😂😂🙌🙌
He is Mr. Bean, new version of new- generations I guess 😂😆😄🤣
why every stand up comedian is an engineer
bhai 4 saal main itna content milta h na kya bataun
jitna pada ha utni soch
@@Solidmilkman kisko bolre ho uncle?
Because we are frustrated..we want to reduce stress
@Sarthak Chouhan are you a joke too?
I am so glad people from comicstaan have become active on UA-cam!!
Everyone: "He's a great comedian"
Me: "Okay so his face and personality is like Mr. Bean."
Mr. Bean can express his words without speaking...
Only face matches..
And they both are comedian
That matches..
Nothing else
i saw thumbnail and thought was mr.bean's name nishant suri 😆
Totally bro, as soon as I started entering Mr. Be... in the search, this video popped up and started playing!
@@anshulmann3960 yupp that's not coincidence 😂😂😂
@@gamer-ujjwalmax8595 this is enough bro. Aur Kya chahiye 🤣
He looks like MrBean with stretched head🤔
😂😂😂 what an observation
more like "Young Saddam Hussein"
I fuckin agree
Are bhai ekdam sahi 😂🔥🔥💕
Lol..👍🏼👍🏼
0:35 “remember that time I went backpacking across Western Europe”
Sex mila? :'D
Joey🤣
@Balaraju Nitin Siddharth AKA Joey Tribbiani lol
F.R.I.E.N.D.S!😊
sugeet sood The exact same thing came in my mind
Visit Hyderabad just coz most of the comics are coming too!!🤣
3:58 *meet our indian mr.bean*😂♥️but you are so handsome...💜💜💜💜
Damn ! He looks like Mr. Bean, this wrinkles on his forehead and his personality.......
Edit:- I never expected so many likes on this. Thanks a lot😂❤️
Yesss 💯😛😛
Yeah when he pouted I also realised that.
U damn right
He has a little mole tooo
Actually when I saw the thumbnail
I feel that he looks like Rowan Atkinson (Mr.Bean).
I clicked the video only to comment that thing, but you already did it 😌😌😌😌
Now this is quality comedy! Zakir, Upmanyu and now Nishant. Way to go man!
True
Akash Chopra,🍉
His facial expressions did half of his work 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Aaj tera bhai pregnant hoga" is sound like "gadi tera bhai chalayga!" 😂
hahhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha
Y
No shit Sherlock.😱
F for Respect
Did anyone notice that his facial expressions is same like Mr Bean?
Edit - Thanks for like 😊
Yeah..🤘
Yes...at 3:58
*Notice
@@uncomfortablecat Thanks 😁
That's the same fucking thing I experienced through the whole video
When you realise Russia is genuinely dangerous
😂😂😂
4:40 don't say moscow sir...
Logon ki yaadein taaja ho jati hai moscow ka naam sunn krr🤣🤣🤣🤣
Paisa barbad bencho
unko thodi na pata tha 2020 mai yeh moscow wali bakhchodi hone wali thi
😂😂😂😂
mithai ki dukan
@@shootingstar9804 do you know about tik tok vs youtube controversy
This man gives me vibes of Rowan Atkinson when he moves his head and with his hand gestures.
Mr.Bean hi bol le aadhon ko pata nahi hoga asli naam
Yeah me too😂😂
@tekt king *Rowan Atkinson likhunga COOOOOOL lagunga* 😎
Nishant suri : average indian size is in the bottom 5 in the world
Girls : awwww.....
Sorry ua wrong lol I got it
?
@@arjun.1751 3:08
N still have largest population...
@@Enigma._ So which size do u prefer?😂
"russia is very dangerous" joke has NOT AGED WELL
Come to Pune!
2-0 looool
Hell yeah 👍👍👍
Nai
Goes without saying. Pune toh multiple times aaenge
Come to Pune!!
3:58 he looked like mr bean 😄😂. Just check it once guys....
Yeah actually!
Yeah he does!
Yes 😂😂
Yes
Exactly! I thought the same!
This guy is comicstaan winner🔥🔥
Spoiler kyu de diya
His voice is just opposite of his looks
Come down to Bangalore!
And spend the entire day in traffic?
@@sakshamagrawal6417 Atleast people can breath here
@@g200694 with a million cars on your roads I'm sure it's pure air you're breathing
I am sensing it's Delhi vs Bangalore . I have been in Delhi for 23 years and 5 years in Bangalore. In my opinion Bangalore is a better place to stay, except the traffic of course.
@@suvendukarmakar4539 atleast you can survive the traffic. Pollution? I'm not so sure🤷
0:34 The way he started was way too similar to the Joey's story for picking up girls😂😂
Right😂 backpacking across Western Europe
Even Rachel narrated that story to Ross and we all know what happened after that. 😂
@@laracroft4521 yes yes we know that she was the one who came on to ross 😂😂😂
I thought i was the only one noticed that😂
That was my instant thought infact😂
Come to Indore, since you live in Noida, its gonna be a good change for once breath the air of the cleanest city in India...
Will come. A lot of people are saying Indore. Ab toh aana padega
@@NishantSuri11 yessssss🥳
@@NishantSuri11 Bhopal bhi kar lena saath me
I'm an IT professional and this hit home for me.
Go repair someones *** drive
Come on Barney, no one knows what you do 🙄🙄
You are legen.. wait for it.. dairy! Whatt up
I challenge you to pick up a girl whilst acting like an Indian IT professional
You are An IT professional please give me some advice Because I am doing NIIT course se IT kar rha Hu
Highlight of the video for me!!--
"Apne chote chote chappu chalate hue!!"
This came true mummy not allowing to do to russia aaj ka time mom is like or jao abhi jao
On a lighter note, gravity wasn't discovered 1000 years ago 😂
U do realise this is comedy right??
No I don't, that's why I wrote on a lighter note you see..
"Gravity wasn't discovered"? Do you even know the meaning of "discover"? Do you think people were stupid a 1000 years ago? "Gravity" as a word or similar words in other languages have existed for millenia. It seems you are confusing codification of how gravity varies by mass and distance by Newton as "discovery of gravity". Humans went to the moon in 1969 doesn't mean that moon was discovered in 1969.
@@SivaPonakala yes bro,,,,truth,,,,but today so called modern cool dudes dont know anything about our old indian scientific approach,,,,,,they are just like westerns r the only inventors in world
Bahut hard..
He looks like Mr. Bean who was born in India
thanks now i can't unsee it
@@pillai9786 lol. True
I was about to say that
Broooo litrellly thumbnail se soch ke ay cmnt yahe karonge😂😂
Really ur absolutely right ! 😂
2:49 *I think, I was harm during this video* 😅
(Read my name also with time stamp)
Doesn't he looks like Bean sometimes
Yes
Exactly 😁😁
3:5
Yess
His Brain is also like Mr. Bean
KOLKATA , i know you're fond of yellow cabs
Wow. Itna personalized comment karoge toh kaise nahi aaenge. Kolkata toh 100% coming
Kaali Peeli mein ghumenge
Toooo happy right now.. 1st this video, then this confirmation that you're coming to my city for sure 😊😊
Welcome to Kolkata ☺️☺️
Nishant Suri please let us know when you come to Kolkata 😍❤️
Nishant Suri “i know you’re fond of yellow cabs “ is another way of saying ke usko pata h ke apka yellow bmcab dekh ke khada hota h 😅 . Aisa h to bhai jaipur bhi aaja yaha bhi yellow cabs chalwa denge tere liye
Mr. Nishant, I think the reason your mother was wary of you going to Russia may not be because Russia is dangerous, but remember how you are bad with directions? Yaha Noida me GPS ke saath ghum nahi pate, agar Russia chale gaye to phir laut aane ki umeed hi nahi hogi na?
BTW You are awesome, because this is the first time that a comedian's punchline even lands on the next episode!
so your mom was right
Russia is dangerous
😅
Come to Chandigarh.. Would love to see you performing live❤
Yes, for sure
Makes me remember in the movie Joker he writes "sex jokes makes people laugh" Damn.
Aurther was right though..just watched joker
Sexy jokes always funny - he wrote
@@abhishekpathak7351 people expect you to behave as if you DON'T
Believe it or not but I missed that drunk women who disturbs everyone with her monstrous laughing....
Those who watch stand-up's regularly on UA-cam will get it..
Sanket Pal shi me yrr. Maze aa jate hn🤣🤣🤣
@@AnchelJakhar haa naa..😂😂
Sanket Pal yesss🤣 adds to the humor
Listen at 6:40
6:01
I really want you to come to Jammu.. You're amazing.. I want to spend my salary on ur specials.. Lol.. Come to my city JAMMU.. Han internet nahi hai but pyaar bohot hai yaha..
P. S jammu is safe to visit. ❤😍❤😍❤😍
@@zeroimpetuous Joke? No actually, What is funny is that now a days people take serious things as joke and take jokes seriously.
Please make it happen Nishant 🙏
@@zeroimpetuous Pakistan se hoga