Pre Wedding Shoots aur Aatankwaad
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- In this video, I talk about how it feels to be a candid wedding photographer who's also a standup comic, and why I stopped doing wedding photography because of how much I hate pre wedding shoots, and the couples who get them done.
The second part of the video is about a "Wanted" poster I saw in Gurgaon, put up by the police to catch Aatankwaadis. The poster was terribly designed, so I give the police my own inputs about how the poster should be, in order to catch the Aatankwaadis!
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CREDITS
Post Production: Myoho Films
Edit & Grade: Karan Asnani
Live Sound programming, Mixing & Mastering: Raghvendra Bhattacharya
Venue Courtesy: That Comedy Club, Bangalore
Special Thanks: Ritviz, for creating such amazing music, and letting me use it.
Track: Udd Gaye by Ritviz
He sometimes looks like Mr. Bean
Exactly
Like so much!!
Agree
True...😂😅
Bhai tune to bilkul maan ki baat bol di
I have noticed that most of the famous stand up comedians are from delhi
and i ve noticed they have only 3-4 videos
And, they're engineers
@@niharikaawatramani8924 damn. Too harsh, aren't ya?
@@niharikaawatramani8924 i don't think you should describe thier life just by saying its a joke....no one knows how much struggles and suffering they have been through to be here...
Not most all
Ok let's be honest, you didn't expect that "genhu" thing.
You are a special kind of you know what.. Right?
😂😂😂
@@notyourcommonman7668 what?
Man, this is the best stand up comedy I've ever seen .... Keep up the good work!
This helped me so much, I was looking something to laugh 😄
I hate pre wedding shoots too tysm for sharing your thoughts 😂♥️ keep it bro. Love ya
"Landline se photo!!"
Seriously lovable.................
Sir itne shows kar rahe ho, 2-4 videos daal hi do. saare locations hamare liye "out of coverage area hai"
In my pre wedding these points r going to come in my mind 😂😂😂
F*ck u and f*uck ur pre wedding shoot
Dialogue delivery is synonymous with Rahul Dua.....
Good work. KUDOS!!!
Back here aftr 12 times just for that shawarma joke❤🤣🤣🤣🤣
Revolving like a Shawarma😂😂😆
The amount Woohoos... even Nishant is confused “my joke isn’t this great” 🧐. May be give up photography... keep performing for this audience 😀
Brother, you won my heart ...Lots of love and respect.....Keep up the good work
Loved your bit about pre wedding shoots. 😂😂😂I didn't have a pre wedding shoot but I did have to do Bollywood-y poses at my wedding! Though I refused the incredibly cheesy ones 😂😂😂
My wedding photographer complained to my brother that I wasn't cooperative with poses 😅
Photo album k delivery ke din bhi complain kiya 🤣
Arre bhai😂😂😂😂✌️😂😂🤣🤣🤣 watched this video first time on FB watching this literally 10th time 🤣🤣🤣but still enjoying great comedy aur Bhai aur wedding photoshoot mein ghode ki gand par aise uu Karke chimti katdena 🤣🤣🤣dulha udta phirega 🤣🤣🤣🤣 waise video download hochuki hai jitna chahe Dekh Sakta Hu
Sir.....Assam is undergoing through a very bad condition.We never thought that in this Democratic nation we would have undergo such harsh conditions.Our Internet connections are being cut off,food supply is running out of stock,people are being killed and brutally harmed for raising their voices for their own homeland.Citizenship Ammendment bill is not at all reasonable.We are somehow trying to connect you and trying to save our nation.Please help us by sharing this.I hope,this injustice is being solved.For the sake of the fulfillment of their political needs,they are selling the nation.Please help us ma'am.Assam has always been neglected by the mainstream of India.Please its my humble request to you to raise voices for the protection of this land.
No one is capturing your home land dude those bangladeshi's hindus wont just leave in assam they will be distributed equally in all the states .its not like that ki sarei sarei assam m daal diye jayege dont beleive in any one who are trying to manipulate u ppl even prime minister have assured that and rhi baat north east per dhyaan nahi dia jata then let me tell u main land Indians are now getting aware of the north east so dont worry about that we are all one those who are trying to exagerate things plz dont listen to them
How is that relevant to this video?
How CAB is related to you actually there are 28 states in our country and only few are protesting against that. it seems you have some problem with center government not with CAB
It’s very normal in India ... opposition politicians using majority of the brainless college kids to create unrest ... because they themselves are too old to do it .... these people are living there for more then 50 years ... now suddenly with one bill which is mainly for future hindu refugees.... you think Assam will change ... and you want everyone to believe this stupidity
Only 3 videos on this channel I believe Nishant Sir should upload more videos
3:35 and 4:55 are different audiences and that stool is moved
Gazab 💕
Aslam o alikum i’m from PAKISTAN and we are not terrorist. Ap indian ho or mai apki video daikh raha hun like kr raha hun or share kr raha hun hum b tou apko support kr rahai haina? Bina koi ilzam lagai? Tou ap ku ac baat kr rahai ho? VERY DISAPPOINTED💔
In a country of terrorists how are we going to identify who is not a terrorist?
Thank you for making my quarantine so happy by your videos....I wish to see more of yours videos soon.....
CHAHIYE 😂😂😂😂❤......NISHANT ON FIRE 🔥🔥😂😂
he doing side eye was so phunny 😂
U r such a genius love watching u
Awesome Man !! Energy's full..... You & Rahul Dua are almost same..... Love your content
Iski smile kitni cute hai
Nishant is so good looking 😂😂
Abey gareeb Bhojpuri atikson
Ghar bhejon oil day kay
I don't know whether I am sleepy sad bored or even dead..but I couldn't laugh on it
"Shaktiman ka family reunion chal raha hain".......seriously lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He deserved to win comicstan no doubt 🔥🔥🔥
Why u have only 3 videos .....
We love to watch you plss upload more videos ...
Three things happen in this vedio...
1. He happens to b a "photographer"
2. He happens to b a
"Shaitan Ka Bachcha"
3. He took pre-wedding shoot in
"Next level"
Video*
This was awesome.recently few of my friends had pre-wedding shoot and they were constantly putting posts of the same.it looked dreamy.nd I was feeling so sad that I wouldn't be able to afford it anyway nd lost my confidence...
But this video did really boosted up my confidence.thank u so much💓
In the last Hahaha dhappaaaaa😅😅😅😁😂😂😂😂
I was having a really bad day thanks a lot I laughed soo hard it was amazing 😂😂
I m eagerly waiting for a new episode
I think i am first , watched bachelor video more than 20 times in last week
So so hilarious..I'm watching it for 6th time(ofc I got it for the first time only) but still ain't bored
Shaktiman ka family reunion 🤣😂😂😅
More than laughing at his joke I got irritated by the crowd's unwanted cheers. Let us also enjoy guys.
Speak Up they paid to sit there.
He is damn cute man!😍
One of my guy friend cancelled his pre wedding shoot booking with him after watching this show 😂
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤜
🤣🤣🤣
😂
Your friend is in denial.
Is that friend you. 😏
worst decision of my life to watch this while having tea😂😂😂
Abhi meri grammar ki teacher aaj hi H.W di ki should we use "take" or "have" with tea..😁😁😁
😂
Lol same😂
@@SavitriDevi-qu1xe wah 😂😂😂😂
same😂
Pre wedding shoot aka high budget tik tok 😂😂😂
Really....
🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha well said 😂
Hahaha great
Sahi bola yaar.....
Over-enthusiastic audience 😂😂
"DSLR, iphone chhodo aisa lagra tha kisine landline se photo kheechi h" omfg roflmao, i choked to death😆🤣
Edit : I almost choked/died.🙂
But you still made it to comment , lol
@@lokeshdulani6035 duddde😂🤣🤣You both nailed it 😂😂🤣yyaar awesome
RIP
6:13 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
'BKL !! .... Mil nahi rahe hain' is seriously a massive upgrade over WANTED
:P
Nobody:
Audience:Wooooooooooh.....!
That's not a yes or no simply shouting... wooooh..that's an answer to the universe.
~sumit Anand
And i read that line emoting him😂
uUhhh
Kahin mai samay to nahin 😂😂
@@shayarijazbaatsebhari 😂😂
@@tintinquarantino3645 samay ko toh Maine lagbhag kabse me kar lia lia hai 😂😁
Mr. Bean doing stand-up 😂
Nishant: *Breathes*
Audience : WOOOOOHHOOOOO!!
😂
Pay kia hoga usne kuch ko so that others feel like jokes are funny
Seriously over enthusiastic audience
And he waits 5 mins for them to calm down.
Ek ladki to aise pagal hori jese hsne se cash back mil ra ho
"shaktiman ki family reunion "😂😂😂loll
Shak shak shak shaktimaan🤣🤣🤣🤣 try to remember the sound.
😂
*fan reunion
This audience was kuch jyada hi supportive 🙃
Exactly this actually gives the person much more confidence. Audience should be supportive like this
😂
Drunk.
Beta alcohol peene ke baad santa banta jokes bhi funny lagte hai
@@saswathmenon3256 exactly
"Chahiye", that thulle doing tantrums was one of the best😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 4:22
"Landline se photo khichi h"
"Teesre wala admi Meri maa lgg rha tha"😂🤣🤣
OMG me Yahi likhne aai thi
How
Best line Suri 👌🏻
OMG!
"He was literally carrying wheat"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
it's called Gay Hoon.. 😂
@@dhanush711 wah Bhai, kya creativity hai👍
Figuratively*
That's not how you use quotation marks, but okay
@@BharatLagali THANK YOU
I am a wedding Photographer too, not a comedian though. And this duality/conflict also goes consistently in my mind. 😂
There's always that 1 drunk Girl who is laughing at the top of her lungs. Sister chill. 😆
Devang Singh 🤣🤣🤣
@@AnchelJakhar I have been looking for her .
I'm big fan of her lol 😂😂😂
Unka paisa vasool ho rha hai, hasne do na
She sponserd by comedian
It's the profession of being a Background Laughter Manager 😄
In Delhi couples for pre wedding shoot have made Connaught place their den.. Gandh machaye rehte hai waha😂
David Kumar hahahahahaahahahhahah this comment🤣
😂 haar jaga pe ESA h...
Unko pata hi nhi chal ta ki cut rha h unka....😂
Lodhi Garden too ☹️
kabhi aao lodhi gardin main!!!
Tera naam Hai ki ethnic confusion
अगर कोई इसे पर्सनली जानता हो तो प्लीज़ पता करो ये ज़िंदा है भी या नही अब।🙄🙄🙄 वैसे अच्छा आदमी था।।।
Audience be like "we won't let Nishant to speak we'll just shout"
*_Nishant : exists_*
*_Audience : Uuhhh_*
You look like Mr. Bean 😅😅
Not a bad thing, but the audience is way too over hyped.
Apne hi launde bitha diye honge.....
Or else baaki standup achcha hua rahega....
@@Procrastinator12 sahi me
He might've distributed alchohol for free before the show😑
@@aadhi9540 jaroor sir😂🙏
I know yaar😂😂
"Atankwaadi jinki delhi police ko hai talaash,
Kyu hai ye dil udaas, kaisa yeh madhosh ahsaas" 😂😂
I saw his 3 videos and Finally I go to his channel to find best video... And mera popat ho gya :|
same :(
The audience is NOT overhyped, he actually is that funny!
Sometimes when people don’t hear too many people in the audience laughing at the same time they think it’s not that funny. This videos really good! The content is great!👍
No 🤢🤢
Bhaut galat samaan foonktey ho aap
Guys, the tickets will gradually go live for all the cities by next week. Jo bhi City ke tickets live ja rahe hain, check this comment ke replies for the links.
Lucknow : insider.in/why-so-surious-by-nishant-suri-lucknow-feb2-2020/event
Nagpur: insider.in/why-so-surious-by-nishant-suri-nagpur-feb8-2020/event
Indore: insider.in/why-so-surious-by-nishant-suri-indore-feb9-2020/event
Mjo nhi aayo yaar
Well had a respect then you made political joke!!
I haven't had this laugh for the longest time. My parents might divorce each other. But thanks for making me laugh and making me realize that it isnt the end of me.
Its the beginning. I'll work hard to be this happy.
Don't be upset darling.. M also getting divorced and m 8 months pregnant..
It's a new life for me. Be positive be brave.. Life is very long and important
@@sayaniMoitraofficial BEST OF LUCK
And thanks. Seriously thank you
Your life is precious so be good to yourself and enjoy it to the fullest... 💜💜💕💕
sayani moitra o
@@sayaniMoitraofficial itz been 4 months, how is ur baby?
@@sayaniMoitraofficial It's been 6 months. How's your baby?
Wheat was the best part..... 😂
Goli cala raha bc
Hey
@@Hu-man- 😀😀 aapka number do plz
@@kuldeepgagat5764 bhai tu mange ga aur tereko de dega ? Itna Vella hai kya bro😂
@@shivam637q 👍👍😄😄😄🤣
LMFAO HIS FAKE ANGRY EXPRESSIONS RESMBLED WITH CHARLIE CHAPLIN 😂😂
I literally liked your comment because of your profile pic..
Damnn.. I can't possibly ignore Joonie-bug..💜
@@pokerface0909 bug?
@@Meandino804 yeah.. A nickname I came up with.. 🤭
@@pokerface0909 it's cute though (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
Kya chod faila ke rakha hai in chutiyo ne
If we could just watch Nishant Suri's video atleast once in a week .. The whole week will be worth living and there will be nothing but the laughs .. ❤❤❤ This guy has another level of humor. 🥰
Being serving Police officer in Delhi Police can so relate with terrorists wala part🤪🤪
Mr. Bean of India 😂😂
Except that he speaks..
That's a big complement for him😂
And i think he deserves it.
"meri maa aadmi hai"
a sentence i never thought i will hear in my life
😂😂😂
Uuuh करने वाली कोई बात ही नहीं है 😂😂
Issne khud bitha rakhi hai
हां madam u are correct .
aah karna चाहिए था🤪🤭🤭🤭
Seems like half of the audience is drunk.. A specific girl has gone on another level everytime this man abuses in hindi
Dhelle bhar ki baat nahi hai😂😂😅
@@Dr..Shivamraj आखिर दिखा ही दी अपनी औकात तूने।
Shaktimaan ka Family reunion 😅😅
😂
6:12 "...landline se photo khichi hui hai."
ROFL🤣
Mr. Bean is clearly frustrated with all these weddings just as I am 🤣 bc subha subha phone kholo aur kisi na kisi ka pre wedding pop up ajata h 🤦♀️ just the usual life after 25🙄
Ms. Aishwarya Mittal my soul can relate to it. 🤣🤣 once you turn 25 you are getting a decade older everyday in the eyes if your relatives.
Same here bro. Life after 25. And my parents are ready for same ki beta ki shadi karwani hain. Aur mein ghar nahi jaa raha is darr se.
Agree...
Saikat Tewari stay away from that ghar ka radius
@@SaikatTewari bhai...😂😂
Nobody:
Literally Nobody :
Nishant: carry wheat in pocket
Dude while I was watching this at night n my mom n dad were sleeping in the same room..I was neither able to laugh loudly n not control the laugh...😂😂😂 Hilarious 😆
So relatable
Pure comedy - non social issue converted to comedy content. Goodonya m8 !!
Just want to ask the girl who was continuously doing 'woo' : Was this really that funny or were you high?
Maybe he is her crush
Yeah exactly. It was a good set. But not like "Omg, I'm laughing my lungs out!"
When Rowan Atkinson tries stand-up comedy...
@A BK yeah ✌
I don't think it was over hyped audience..this WAS funny
*Why the people are starting to howl like hyenas at a simple line...... Whoooo whooo..!!* 😁😁
To encourage comedian
Paise diye hai, isliye
Because it's funny and creates an amazing environment
@@reactorscience Ghar se soch kar nikle they ki daaru pi kar bas hasna hai
Those lines are more funny if you are watching live.
By the time I see wheat, it is already ROTI 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Anyone noticed the changing audience multiple times? Like at 1:49 the blue t-shirt guy in the front row center is a replacement.
Everyone in comment section is talking about the audience that they're over hyped but i understand why they're laughing and cheering...because the first thing is we only have 8 minute video but the audience is there for a long time and maybe they've had a grate time before this video...so ek mahol ban jata hai....and this guys is literally funny so we can't blame the audience for enjoying thier time...and yeah this set was awesome and the audience was too...☺😍
Still over hyped
@@Sarthak-ij8tv he explained why they were hyped. Your perspective is too shallow
@@drexgaming5118 ok! Still over hyped
True!
@@Sarthak-ij8tv really dude😂
gaali kyu de raha hai be xd xd xd hahaha
His facial expression are bit like Mr. Bean
BKL
Did you stop by my comment? OMG this really works 5:01 ......🤣🤣🤣🤣
That poster heading !!!!!!! 😂😂😄100 metres se log dekh lenge aur attract ho jayenge 😂😂
Best part of video is yours
FACE EXPRESSION which is like as " cherry on cake" keep it up bro..
One of the best comedians. The best expressions are when he looks surprised and Police throwing tantrums. Brilliant content. Fantastic timing 👏
Aey, Gaali Kyu De Raha Hai Bey!😂😂
I really didn't want this video to end...I was laughing my guts out....😂😂keep up the good work👍
U spoiled the pre wed shoot for everyone🤣🤣 for the very first time I am happy that I didn't have one🤣🤣
Sir, this is not ur first time u r targeting Pakistan in ur videos....We r also watching ur videos and we like u so much😥 but This is not fair although we make a history to give tea to ur officer💚
Plot twist: Show guests were invited by Nishant Suri
Hahahha😂😂
"Shaktiman ka family reunion" 😂😂😂
Can someone hear that lady doctor who says waaaah waaah after every joke in akash gupta's video when she laughs I fell irritated
Oh god not that nightmare 😂😒
Omg yeah😂😂
literally he bought gehu???? like that thing stole my heart ...like😧😨💘🤣🤣 Is he married or?