Never THE Problem TENSE1983
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- Опубліковано 10 чер 2019
- 2 videos in 1 week, nihhujassi. This time we have the spanish madman himself mr.TENSE, who will get a really unpleasant suprise from TWITCH. See who is the problem now and hope you like this video as much as you did with other two episodes. Check my other videos as well. See you next time!
His Mixer: mixer.com/TENSE1983?vod=10962...
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Tense: **loses a round**
Keyboard: *“please no”*
@Burrito BTP salty
And when he wins
@@basedneutral1173 toxic
@@NoU-tt9nl ok boomer
NoU
i love how he's wholesome to bots but not to players
because they dont complain unlike human teammates
@@srai5333 subhuman*
2:55 he's speaking the language of the gods
Jsjsjsjsjjs
He have a problem in de brane
Fader and fader in d nait fak fak
Im dead
@sydphyx YOUR FADER AND YOUR FADER
3:48 “JACKIE CHAN.” (Destroys pc setup for the 1000th time)
NitroSpider 04 Lamo 😂😂😂😭😭
-kills 4 guys in pistol
-they lose the round
bro i can feel him... that is one of the most depressing things in the game xd
@Austin C. its still kinda frustrating though to see when you already eliminated 80% of the enemies team and to realize you still lose the round
@Austin C. in what way? Not debating you just never heard that said before
@@adhyadhyaksa welcome to the world of s1mple
agree xd
Be careful gg bro thank you haha me trolling match
3:48 I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Jackie Chan!
@@legreedysqueegee **Boom!**
I laugh in tears =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
That made me unironically laugh the shit out of me
_xxero_ that made my day
Niveles de ingles:
Básico
Medio
Alto
Tense1987
Iur fader an iur fader im de nait, CLAP CLAP CLAP, an iu crai
Wha you say?
@@brunolaruelo2673 xD
@@Ultra289 English level
basic
medium
high
Tense1983
Men.. men. Yu jaf a problem in yur breyn bicos in yor contri areao gueys
I like how in 7:04 when he smacks his desk a couple times, his keyboard is missing half it's keys and his monitor is face down but his glass of water doesn't have a drop spilled from it
"Water"
Me when I get g cubes😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
thats because its a bottle
How low must his trust factor be lmao
Doing team damage doesn't affect it. Neither does killing a teammate.
@@kauviz8195 killing a teammate is
@@Wizzy88 everything outside of csgo
Edit: things like hours on other games, money spent on market etc
@@kauviz8195 you have no clue what youre talking about lol
@@swistako7696 i am yet to meet somebody with a higher trust factor than me
4:05 ISIS soldier celebrating after a city conquest (2017 colorized)
Do you know the name of the song in the seconds before Allahu akbar?
@@juanrafaelsidiberodriguez5487 Fuck ive been looking for ever
@Ibraheem Khan whaaat was that?
Guys what is the song name
@@finalsy2705 Deepierro can't get you out of my head.
4:54 my grandpa when I say literally anything
💀
4:53 His brain actually broke.
WHAT YOU SAY?
WHAT YOU SAY?
I gonna ruin this
@@QUAIVATCHIMDAI WHAT YOU SAY?
“Y USA?!”
The moment where tense went insane and started to talk to bots
EDIT: THANKS FOR 6.9K LIKES
that clip is actually fucking hilarious lmao
Content king
Can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ThanosIsExtra Thicc first clip
Fucking "Nilles" man
carpenter: so how strong do you want your table?
tense1938: sí
Alp HAHAHAHAHA BEST COMMENT.
@TheDiamondAssassin_YT Tense: la quiero abajo de mi Españita
Abajo duermo, arriba españa!
*learns Spanish in high school*
*sí*
OH YEAH I KNOW THAT
Tense: ¡Claro que si, guapi!
3:22
“you father and you father are my fathers”
JUST THE WAY HE SAID THAT MAKES ME LAUGH ALREADY LMAOOO
No my fathers
he says “not my fathers” not “are my fathers”
6:15 that choreography to the beat is insane
Best broken English I've ever heard.. Rip((
Tonight tonight!!!!!
@@atomik7066
What you say?
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Search Josetxo in UA-cam pls xD
@@atomik7066 Father on father
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2:40 hitler's speech in spanish be like...
Underrated comment tbh
0:40
he's saying "man, toxic or vents, behind"... that's not spanish, i understand his english might be awful but... it's still english
@@ricardripollduran477 "if hitler was spanish"
@@derryaryasaputra2629 if he was he would not say "toxic or vents", maybe something in spanish?
2:40 that's sound like hilter
2:26 Is the donation a perfect timing?
@Pedro Quiroz he means the rage when he scream amd the donation pop ups smashing keyboard
Mom can we have shroud?
We have shroud at home
Shroud at home:
Parsa Kondori ME SAY ALONE RAMP ME SAY ALONE RAMP
Laughed too hard
@@boyo7494 green green what is your problem green what is your problem
LMAO
I would love this version of shroud
Tense tactics:
1.- Start match
2.- Rage because reason
3.- Destroy keyboard
4.- ??????????
5.- Profit
step 4 fix the destroyed keyboard again( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The 2 is complain to green
@@noriedomingo or "porpol" xd
@@farbrorforgasare8872 xd
@@noriedomingo where is your problem green??
4:05 when silver playing with ak 47
2:55 XDDDDDDDD
3:06
YOUR FATHER AND YOUR FATHER
IN THE NIGHT
*Makes chicken noise*
AND YOU CRY
i think he said fuck Fuck FUCK not chicken noises
@@Lil_lit_Bruh I guess you are the one who had the brain problem, that's why you are not getting the fucking joke
I died af
@@lennyman3629 don't be toxic
Le mete todo el polluelo
2:03 this man just about expose every color
M1ST GHXST green what is your problem
@@bigboi9877 green what what is your problem
@Akram ____ green what is your problem
What is retard mean
3:45 Best part, can't stop laughing xdd
2:44 when he realizes that there is no much money for new keyboard and trying to control himself, lol
Lmao
1:21
"LET'S GO"
*dies instantly*
Do You know the name of music?
"Remember the name"
@@Spir1tSolo yeah but tell me the name of the song please and ill remember it
@@nadie1149 lol
lmaoooo
4:30 After this legendary moment, my life is complete.
DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK
@@nazarenomilohanich4883 omg! I just wanted to say that😂😂😂😂👍👍
Can anyone transcribe the ancient language?
@@nazarenomilohanich4883 hs
lmao that was a perfect block.
3:49 "Jackie Chan"...
The desk: "Here we go again"
1:21 perfect timing
This video is about remember tense we need tense back
he's streaming on Mixer mixer.com/TENSE1983?vod=110669948
@@orlando2572
No
These are the things that cheer me up in the darkest days😢
Real talk
He is streaming now
A spanish men randomly raging and brutally yelling and cussing to others? Me too.
Gay
Same my brother
1:51 You know it's hitting him deep when he drops his mouse to start using body language
Thats actually a very common thing in Spain xdd
@@imjseb ahh good to know
@@zlrivo nah its not common
@@imjseb nah
@@craftah ratio
Gonna tell my kids that this dude was shroud.
0:41 i cant omfg lmfao
*lIsTeN* to me
HeRRis
1:01 Albert.. ALBERTITO JAJAJA
He talk to bots xD
I’m fucking dead 😂
1:20 This part always get me lmao
Same
L e t' s g o
5:51 Hitler confirmed
the whole pep talk with bots made it legendary
Luis Felipe Romero Serrato “ARE YOU READY? LETS GO-
Gets shot
This man is 38 years old.
Karen: my child is a sweet perfect little angel.
Her child:
Tense is a angel
2:54 is the best one
1:01 ALBERT ALBERTITOU xdddddd
XD
3:16 best part
2:54 to 3:30 is the best, I replayed so many times i always cry from laughing so much
4:59 TENSE1983.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING
Had me dying of laughing for the first time xD
W H A T Y O U S A Y
Keyboard: Am i joke to you???
the keyboard is a joke how tf do all the buttons fall of that easy
Him: rages*
Keyboard: my time has come
As a Spanish I have to say... this guy represent us at 100%.
Most spanish people I see are just spamming cheesy guns like SMGs and AWPwhore the shit out of the game.
God bless Spain for giving us this legend.
he maybe represents you...... but it doesnt represent the rest
this makes me want to go visit spain even more 😂😂😂
True, I've been saying this for a while. You spanish people are the most toxic people ever on online games
6:56 (Me when i saw corona virus closed every thing and i could stay home and play all the time
Song pls
@@bananaboy8057 yes, song plz
All i'm saying is, people didn't understand Van Gogh in the beggining either...
His key caps became so loose from constant abuse that now they com off from just banging the table
Man he does all this for the content. Met him in Italy and he’s one of the coolest guys ever.
2:40 dog sheet or beds, DOG SHEET OR BEDS
Touch it or benz
TORCHIC OR BENDS
Talk Shit or Bears
The man, the myth, the legend
Pidars XD
But hes dead?!
SCOT STERLING!!
I want a relationship as strong as that table.
6:33 XD HOW HE LAUGH
3:48 *Naruto handsigns*
*jAckIE cHAn*
Kuchiyose no jutsu : Jackie Chan
0:30 hahahah this guy is a genius lmaoo
I don't play the game what is that clock image thing he clicked?
@@JohnSmith-bc3mm timeout
@@JohnSmith-bc3mm his team left the game and the players were replaced with bots then he called for 1min timeout to talk some tactics with the bots
Albertitou
noob
2:12 tremenda frustración del tense al matar a 4 y el otro ni siquiera a uno
0:14 this is how i spammed F for my boy Tense
5:45 how I imagine basicly all players who type "ahahahah"
4:57 USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
YUSA
Why USA
When he said ”what’s your problem green” I felt that…
The way how he talks make me laugh
That's ban elementary Spanish English level here in Spain. For sure he failed English at High School.
*legend says Tense still saying "What you say?"*
It's not funny when he stops saying it lol
6:44
"You need banana?"
"You need my banana?"
"You sook my banana"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ツStefann ikr it's Hella funny lmaooo 😂😂😂
3:40 lol😂
2:47 this is me when 15 in 2 with ak
He's funny af
He's insane
Your father and your father, tonight tonight ahaha? AHAHA?!
@@BazinGarrey Insanely funny
no hes not.
@@fallout293 please, like you are not in the least entertained by him acting like an animal..
3:23 “Your father and your father, are my fathers.” Tense is also secretly Gay?
He says "not my fathers"
Sen-115 in Spanish parents are Padres and padre means dad to that’s why he said fathers
He says "not my fathers" but since he says fatherS he is implying he has two of them 😳😳
What this crackhead meant was his "parents", because if he has father and father in the night facc facc facc and he cry, u know wat im sayin'
@@leonruvalcaba1549 but he said "not my fathers" which means his fathers in the night not facc facc facc and he not cry
he is just very immersed, protective, and competitive.
3:48 lmao I'm crying
😂😂😂
Same düd
1:29
A Spanish madman says N word
I guess the N word is now "need"...
Netflix
Netflix
I guess that's spanish, dude.
@@chilael6892 thats not spanish maybe he say "need"
*Keyboard exists*
Tense1983: Im about tog end this whole mans career
More like...
Tense1983: Voy a terminar la carrera entera de este hombre
"Because I carry the match?"
He's 16-15 🤣🤣🤣
It's like watching early man interacting with a computer.
he get banned for a fake report.. he is trying to get the channel back but we know twitch support... he is doing stream on mixer if you guys like to see him! greats from a spanish guy on germany!
Fake report ? You stupid fuck. How about thousands of clips that showing is raging, team killing, acting like a fucking animal on stream ? You deny it ?
There was no need for that.
@@Vinicantstopcrying like others twitch streamer
@@Vinicantstopcrying salty boy
@ElCamino
Salt
1:21 LETS GOOO
IM DIYINGGG XDD
4:47 que tipo más copado el Tense
1:15 lmaooo
3:48 holy shit LMFAO
But we will never know green's problem
Edit: holy shit thanks for the likes I got a head goddamn
Eyy man I play green
Shankipanki Is it not obvious. His father and his father, tonight tonight
oranges are always perfect players
@@enesozdemir4085 you mean yellow
I am green.
0:59 Me when playing with smurfs 😂
5:21 his mic is very good
Tense: Green!
Keyboard: Oh Neptune!
XDDD
W H A T Y O U S A Y
Whai usa
0:10 everything fine in bg 0:13 when I got hacked and lost everything
Thanks for making the vid, now my ears are completely destroyed
Tense : *Rages*
Keyboard : *please I have family*
4 *Keyboards* disliked this video
Everyone is focusing on match
Tense1983 : Jackie Chan *kick (3:50)
Famous last words before disaster: *JaCKie cHaN*
3:47
Que orgulloso estoy de compartir país con este señor.
¡ARRIBA ESPAÑA!
arriba españa coño
@@olihat8798 taco and burrito are mexican words, and maybe u should get the world map and check where are located mexico and spain. see ya uncultivated.
un genio
@@olihat8798 ??? he is from Spain not from Mexico, piece of shit racist
@@olihat8798 oh yeah school shooting yeah yeah
me say alone ramp
lmaoooo 😂😂😂
Just imagine being neighbours with this Guy
The legendary “ok man np” and “ok” in chat...
It’s just like the random question marks “?” In chat which hurt a lot and are a strong form of BMing 😂
2:52 the face you make when you forget to buy the groceries and you already know your dad is TENSE
one of the best part 4:39 (when you are spanish)
What does it means?
@@Sunrise-vf7ws Here you go buddy:
Tense: 'Hey you lot, tell him he is subnormal (close to faggot)'
Lot: 'Subnormal'
Tense: *kills him* 'There ya go'
1 of the lot: 'Could you scream to me subnormal please?'
Tense: 'Ofc man'
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SUBNORMAAAAAAAAL
Legend has it that tense is still to this day repeating "what you say?!"
Now he Is banned for Twitch
@Joe Rogaine for showing a real gun