🇦🇺 If an Aussie went to Hogwarts 🇦🇺

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2023
  • G'day mates! Meet Bazza, the loose unit Aussie stirring things up as the only student from Down Under at Hogwarts. This wizard's always got something to say and never shies from trouble! Tag along on Bazza's mad adventures at school as they get up to no good with spells, magical critters, and standing up to old Voldy. Experience the thrill and magic of Hogwarts, Aussie style! Should be a ripper time, so subscribey to join in on the fun!
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  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 9 місяців тому +533

    This was literally one of the most hilarious videos of all time, but in all seriousness, the one at the end with the Australian student comforting Myrtle was honestly so cute! No wonder all the women (including Malfoy’s mum) like him so much! He’s a sweetheart! ❤️❤️❤️

    • @marcgallagher32
      @marcgallagher32  8 місяців тому +84

      Thanks so much mate. Ha ha Aussie Bazza may be crass but he has a good heart.

    • @starstruck_star
      @starstruck_star 8 місяців тому +15

      yeah hes good with em ladies

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 8 місяців тому +18

      @@marcgallagher32He’d need to have a good heart to pump all the needed blood around his body! 48 inches after all, that’s not even counting the balls!

    • @MrDucklington
      @MrDucklington 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@marcgallagher32I think there's something wrong with the Malfoy's bum they are always shitting themself

    • @marcgallagher32
      @marcgallagher32  7 місяців тому +7

      @@MrDucklington I agree.

  • @degariuslozak2169
    @degariuslozak2169 9 місяців тому +974

    We need a crossover of Aussie Harry Potter and PS1 Harry Potter❤

  • @Lemon_Cream.
    @Lemon_Cream. 7 місяців тому +246

    “Dumbledore doesn’t want to risk it after Neville blew his own nuts off”
    I laughed a little too loud at that one 😂

  • @CD_DooooDAlt
    @CD_DooooDAlt 7 місяців тому +93

    LAWS CAN BE CHANGED IF NECESSARY, in the context chosen was so hilarious

  • @k-boi420
    @k-boi420 7 місяців тому +101

    “Bloody Australians!”
    - Tom Riddle/Voldemort’s last words

  • @ozgamerab8780
    @ozgamerab8780 8 місяців тому +284

    I can’t stop thinking about the time a magpie killed the basilisk 😂

    • @KingArgus-fy5xq
      @KingArgus-fy5xq 8 місяців тому +23

      Note to self: whenever i should see a magpie... RUN

    • @user-hd7dv7rr5x
      @user-hd7dv7rr5x 8 місяців тому

      @@KingArgus-fy5xq R U N

    • @yasjones1737
      @yasjones1737 6 місяців тому +6

      As an Australian when you see one take cover
      And that’s why his pet snake was indeed f*****

    • @jamiealmenning-lland8805
      @jamiealmenning-lland8805 5 місяців тому +1

      nice pp (profile pic)

    • @TwitchyyTac0s
      @TwitchyyTac0s Місяць тому +1

      Magpies are fucking horrid to be near,Do not stare one in the eye or hold a very shiny object near it

  • @elfishmoss1457
    @elfishmoss1457 3 місяці тому +39

    'Swear to it, make the unbreakable vow' over $20 sounds great

  • @acolyte06312
    @acolyte06312 9 місяців тому +572

    I’m guessing that Australians naturally speak Parsletongue? That would make sense 😂

  • @neea_alina
    @neea_alina 9 місяців тому +358

    No need to be so aggressive with the hat there Harry-

    • @thepatriot47
      @thepatriot47 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Apsinha7888ayo 👀

    • @ozgamerab8780
      @ozgamerab8780 8 місяців тому +9

      How did you comment before the release time…

    • @ketutswandana8796
      @ketutswandana8796 8 місяців тому

      @@ozgamerab8780hang on

    • @Chascalol
      @Chascalol 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@ozgamerab8780yeah how?

    • @ozgamerab8780
      @ozgamerab8780 7 місяців тому +4

      @@Chascalol Wait I think the video was premiered and they commented before the video started lol. The comment was probably talking about the thumbnail, with Harry wearing an Australian hat and saying “Every episode c*nt”

  • @DuckAllMighty
    @DuckAllMighty 9 місяців тому +54

    I fucking love the scene about eshays, it cracks me up every time, and the bloody magpie.

  • @ssiddarth
    @ssiddarth 9 місяців тому +63

    Now this is a compilation that's genuinely worth watching 👌

  • @TheGoddessOfNight
    @TheGoddessOfNight 8 місяців тому +62

    BEST COMPILATION EVER!!!!! WORTH THE WAIT!!!!!

    • @marcgallagher32
      @marcgallagher32  8 місяців тому +10

      Aw thanks so much mate.

    • @fastplays9932
      @fastplays9932 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@marcgallagher32loved the magpie reference lol

    • @TheMemeLord700
      @TheMemeLord700 4 місяці тому +1

      It is funny

    • @NoobMaster-ue6gl
      @NoobMaster-ue6gl 4 місяці тому

      @@marcgallagher32G’day mate. That was absolutely f#@king hilarious.

    • @0Titanos
      @0Titanos 2 місяці тому

      Lol

  • @xv_ltachi_vx663
    @xv_ltachi_vx663 7 місяців тому +118

    "Turns out my wife is a whorcrux, came home to find her with 2 wands in her mouth", "this is dark stuff very dark stuff" best line in the whole vid

  • @adoomi_
    @adoomi_ 7 місяців тому +36

    i didn't know there was a whole 22 minutes of this but now that i do, i'm downloading this for whenever i take the bus somewhere

  • @starstruck_star
    @starstruck_star 8 місяців тому +43

    this is the embodiment of aussie. i'm proud to be a half aussie and potterhead bc of this, this actually made me giggle 😭😭😭😭 you remind me of my year 4 teacher who also happened to be named marc and the "BLOODY AUSTRALIANS!" at 5:37 really got me 💀💀

  • @Doamz3
    @Doamz3 9 місяців тому +71

    You need to make if an Aussie was minister or head teacher of hogwarts

  • @AmberHoggard
    @AmberHoggard 8 місяців тому +27

    "I'm an old man."
    That was a suspicious way to answer that question-"

  • @siamesedreamsx
    @siamesedreamsx 5 місяців тому +9

    1:30 _"oh mate, you speak snake?! f*ck, how ah yah?!?"_ 💀🤣😭

  • @mohammedamir799
    @mohammedamir799 8 місяців тому +22

    This is the Harry Potter we all truly needed!!! The Aussie Magic School would be fantastic!!

  • @crotrick7063
    @crotrick7063 8 місяців тому +19

    "The last teacher i did lines w got fucking fired" is crazy

  • @krpticshadows
    @krpticshadows 9 місяців тому +24

    Wingardium-KICK-YA-NUTSACK! Best 1 liner ever to exist

    • @j.i.709
      @j.i.709 4 місяці тому

      Or Ex-smelly-armpits😂😂

  • @souldraigon6462
    @souldraigon6462 8 місяців тому +18

    I could not stop laughing literally since I started watching the video.... talk about a legendary sense of humor I was nearly on the floor like 15 times

  • @popcornpope1969
    @popcornpope1969 8 місяців тому +22

    Thank you for making this masterpiece.
    "btw we NEED if Frodo was Australian"

  • @tomford14
    @tomford14 5 місяців тому +7

    “Dumbledore doesn’t wanna risk it after Neville blew his own nuts off” 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed a lil too hard at that one

  • @That_1_Hufflepuff
    @That_1_Hufflepuff 8 місяців тому +19

    Lets take a moment to remember how Barry got Avada Kadavera'd just for the sake of our enjoyment and got attacked by Dumbledore. 💀

  • @creativedevil4222
    @creativedevil4222 6 місяців тому +7

    This is… mild compared to Australia

  • @DarkfoxTamamo_21
    @DarkfoxTamamo_21 8 місяців тому +18

    At 1:15 Malfoy went spinning like a beyblade. Good one. Nice shot. Would have cast the same spell myself.
    Edit: I would have also cursed Malfoy to become a werewolf.

  • @Myexistenceisirrelivant-
    @Myexistenceisirrelivant- 8 місяців тому +19

    I was on the border of laughing like a maniac at 10:30pm when I'm meant to be asleep- took me every effort just to not snort, let alone full-blown maniacal cackling- why was that video so true tho- 😂 I'm an Aussie and I could totally see any of my friends in that position at Hogwarts (I would say me also, but I try to keep my cussing to a minimum, so I'd probably throw insults, but like, g-rated ones- 😅)

  • @Elbeno6548
    @Elbeno6548 8 місяців тому +18

    I'd love to see an Aussie Indiana Jones edit, where you put yourself into various scenes from the 5 movies

    • @marcgallagher32
      @marcgallagher32  8 місяців тому +4

      Oh that would be fun.

    • @Elbeno6548
      @Elbeno6548 8 місяців тому +2

      @@marcgallagher32 I also showed this video to my mum (we're both aussie's btw) and we were laughing our heads off XD

    • @marcgallagher32
      @marcgallagher32  8 місяців тому +5

      @@Elbeno6548 ha ha that’s great. I love when families enjoy my stuff together.

    • @Elbeno6548
      @Elbeno6548 8 місяців тому +3

      My favourite clip of yours is the one in the herbology class where you made the mandrake roots become eshays
      "Oi get his shoes"

  • @commandershortsight
    @commandershortsight 9 місяців тому +10

    “Watch out Harry he’s got Omicron!”
    💀

  • @annatomasik6927
    @annatomasik6927 8 місяців тому +7

    Love the sorting hat! and the fabulous Aussie ❤

  • @mariammahfoud8465
    @mariammahfoud8465 8 місяців тому +9

    OMG THE CENTRELINK PART IS SO RELATABLE 😂😂😂

  • @matthewkoeleman2271
    @matthewkoeleman2271 9 місяців тому +15

    Make if an Aussie was in the hunger games, but instead of killing others, we kill eshays

    • @TheGoddessOfNight
      @TheGoddessOfNight 8 місяців тому +4

      yes just yes

    • @marcgallagher32
      @marcgallagher32  8 місяців тому +7

      Definitely plan to release some hunger games content when the film comes out.

    • @matthewkoeleman2271
      @matthewkoeleman2271 8 місяців тому +3

      @@marcgallagher32 great, cant wait even a second

    • @matthewkoeleman2271
      @matthewkoeleman2271 8 місяців тому +3

      @@marcgallagher32 but what about the telly tubbies as well

  • @mog8530
    @mog8530 5 місяців тому +3

    Jesus Christ as an Australian this is so bloody funny almost actuslly pissed myself eith laughter😂😂

    • @marcgallagher32
      @marcgallagher32  5 місяців тому +1

      Glad you enjoyed it mate ☺️🙌

    • @mog8530
      @mog8530 5 місяців тому

      @@marcgallagher32this video was such an amazing way to start the year lol😂

  • @OmegaDanielChemPhysixnMusic
    @OmegaDanielChemPhysixnMusic 8 місяців тому +3

    The snake part was my favourite lol 😂

  • @ShreksFarm
    @ShreksFarm 9 місяців тому +8

    More of this please! The reason i subscribed to you 😁

    • @marcgallagher32
      @marcgallagher32  8 місяців тому +4

      Definitely planning more. Don't you worry.

  • @JensonPlaysFifa
    @JensonPlaysFifa 6 місяців тому +2

    Jesus potter you got to stop sniffing glue mate😂😂😂

  • @kiwifruitandtaco6704
    @kiwifruitandtaco6704 18 годин тому +1

    I'm Australian and I can say! This is all true, he hasn't made one single wrong thing that an Australian would or wouldn't do. He speaks the truth😂

  • @pika-2
    @pika-2 6 місяців тому +3

    The mackpie bit was so true I swear these things swoop ya like it's nothing

  • @Skye-sq6qi
    @Skye-sq6qi 11 днів тому +1

    “See moody knows😁😏Why do you know😑🤨” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PBPNJRPgamin
    @PBPNJRPgamin 6 місяців тому +4

    1:30 had me cracking up 😂

  • @raiden_prime24
    @raiden_prime24 8 місяців тому +5

    I think we need more bazza and snape, imagine Snape doing occlumency with an aussie

  • @ilikecatsandtos2
    @ilikecatsandtos2 6 місяців тому +2

    17:35
    I just love imagining Tom's tombstone with the last words being "BLOODY AUSTRALIANS!"

  • @jasoncampbell3318
    @jasoncampbell3318 8 місяців тому +3

    Watching this compilation is f**king brilliant. Thank you big fella f

  • @Timastheorange
    @Timastheorange 7 місяців тому +2

    Best series on UA-cam

  • @user-ky6xl1oz4p
    @user-ky6xl1oz4p 6 місяців тому +2

    "See, Moody knows- Why do you know?"
    *cough*

  • @AriaaaHazbinnn
    @AriaaaHazbinnn 6 місяців тому +2

    "WINGARDIUM KICK-YA-NUTSACK"
    My new fave line

  • @HamishBruce-if2jw
    @HamishBruce-if2jw 7 місяців тому +3

    So funny 😂 and yet so true.

  • @KingDuck-lk7qj
    @KingDuck-lk7qj День тому

    Man, the Aussie spells killed me. Loved this and I'm pretty sure all Aussies did too.

  • @PerfectionReincarnated
    @PerfectionReincarnated 2 місяці тому +2

    I want to see a whole movie but Barry/Bazza is the main character insetad of Harry

  • @Ur-fell0w-daughter_0FAres
    @Ur-fell0w-daughter_0FAres 2 місяці тому +1

    The eshays bit had me cracking up 😂 I’m Australian

  • @DaniMacYo
    @DaniMacYo 5 місяців тому +3

    This is better than the actual movies. 🤣

  • @DMRCraft
    @DMRCraft 9 місяців тому +6

    "Ur an Aussie Harry"

  • @Bec_Playz
    @Bec_Playz День тому +1

    I died of laughter five million times 7:33

  • @harisbilalshahid9336
    @harisbilalshahid9336 8 місяців тому +8

    That british accent when mandrik said "I'm gonna stab ya"😂😂

  • @DanceMonkeysALDC
    @DanceMonkeysALDC 5 місяців тому +2

    As a aussie this is absolutely fabulous

  • @ZaineSpade
    @ZaineSpade 17 годин тому

    As an Aussie, this is my new favorite video

  • @spin0saurusa88
    @spin0saurusa88 8 місяців тому +5

    voldys gonna go moldy when he faces an aussie...
    aussie vs fred and george? place ur bets here

  • @mialeaver435
    @mialeaver435 9 місяців тому +4

    I love these so much 😂

  • @JuliansTrainsandGames
    @JuliansTrainsandGames 8 місяців тому +3

    9:12 I bet that was a reference to either Wii U Rainbow Road’s jump between paths that saves time, or a reference to the fact that Mario Kart 8 patched the infamous N64 Rainbow Road shortcut, and Voldemort went for it and fell off.

  • @HARLOCHBEATGAMA
    @HARLOCHBEATGAMA 3 дні тому

    This is just 22 minutes of pure comedy

  • @zips_notebook
    @zips_notebook Місяць тому +1

    16:24 "happy christmas barry :D" was so cutee 😭

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 8 місяців тому +3

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff

  • @buddyboofhead1097
    @buddyboofhead1097 8 місяців тому +2

    I didn’t stop laughing for this whole thing! 😂😂😂

  • @JOHNNYTUBE1907
    @JOHNNYTUBE1907 3 місяці тому +2

    16:11Ah yes the most powerful spell madeyoulookus

  • @Sleepyphoen1x
    @Sleepyphoen1x 8 місяців тому +2

    10:23 HELP IM DYING ON THIS PART😭😭

  • @Otter855
    @Otter855 6 місяців тому +1

    22 minute of pure Aussie magic

  • @ecm84ee
    @ecm84ee 8 місяців тому +2

    The magpie part fucking killed me. 😂😂😂😂

  • @KingDuck-lk7qj
    @KingDuck-lk7qj День тому

    As a Aussie I find this extremely funny. The first one with fluffy killed me.

  • @The_rugbyfannn
    @The_rugbyfannn 8 місяців тому +1

    Lol so helpful I love this series

  • @jaredporikos2197
    @jaredporikos2197 8 місяців тому +1

    LOL A spider saying F off XD

  • @tomford14
    @tomford14 5 місяців тому +1

    “How’s that gonna help Neville when he’s stacking shelves at Woolworths?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Itz.K_kYT15
    @Itz.K_kYT15 8 місяців тому +1

    7:49 it cozied me tho laughos hard i started to crylol

  • @OFFICIAL-H-RUBBER
    @OFFICIAL-H-RUBBER 8 місяців тому +2

    Noted: in case of WW3, get some Magpies and train them. Got it!

  • @user-wb7vi8zu9w
    @user-wb7vi8zu9w 7 днів тому

    As a fellow Australia the magpie bit and all the swearing is extremely relatable

  • @Z-Gaming7
    @Z-Gaming7 6 місяців тому +2

    9:12 got me laughing

  • @Cakenomz89
    @Cakenomz89 5 днів тому

    Lol this had me laughing so hard I passed out 😂

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 8 місяців тому +3

    We need a crossover with these live action clips and the PS1 clips XD 🤣😂

  • @Adore_Meemee
    @Adore_Meemee 5 місяців тому +1

    “ ex-smelly-armpits “ is the best one 😂

  • @cialsimmer6647
    @cialsimmer6647 5 днів тому

    3:03 the perfect line

  • @katherinefernandez6124
    @katherinefernandez6124 6 місяців тому

    I love the way he says the spells

  • @icewolf5611
    @icewolf5611 8 місяців тому +1

    Lol the magpie

  • @tazermaus
    @tazermaus 4 дні тому

    I never knew I needed something so much until now

  • @QuantumAscension1
    @QuantumAscension1 День тому

    "I'm an old man."
    "Okay... that's a suspicious way to answer that question"

  • @therealSippyCup
    @therealSippyCup 6 місяців тому +1

    God bless Australia!!!

  • @minekurtmininer216
    @minekurtmininer216 5 місяців тому +2

    First you gotta fight bellatrix
    Then you gotta roast Marge

  • @dreft4253
    @dreft4253 7 місяців тому

    I was watching this and I just couldn’t hold myself 😂

  • @irkorpus
    @irkorpus 5 місяців тому +1

    this was better than the movies. thanks mate

  • @susieboheemen6505
    @susieboheemen6505 День тому

    I absolutely loved it!

  • @danielcotnoir3363
    @danielcotnoir3363 8 місяців тому +2

    Give us a ciggy ya dog!

  • @stephaniehoyland4901
    @stephaniehoyland4901 8 місяців тому +2

    Ok Hogwarts new release to employ some Australian teachers because the spells Kick-Ass

  • @jamie-ic9qk
    @jamie-ic9qk 7 місяців тому +2

    WINGARDIUM KICKYANUTSACK 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @jamieivan2426
    @jamieivan2426 9 місяців тому

    Ha ha ha the best 23 min in my life great job marc

  • @willhorowitz8806
    @willhorowitz8806 8 місяців тому +7

    I wonder what Australias magical school is called. Seeing as it is not represented on the official website.

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 8 місяців тому +2

      They had to censor it due to it being too dangerous for any old muggle to know about.😮

  • @emilydowney3054
    @emilydowney3054 6 місяців тому

    Finally some one who really gets us aussies

  • @Mehorahuman
    @Mehorahuman 5 місяців тому

    This is so true, im in Australia right now since i live here and this is all so correct

  • @tiagodella-rossa7546
    @tiagodella-rossa7546 6 місяців тому +1

    As an Aussie, I love this!

  • @la-ferret-is-here
    @la-ferret-is-here 5 днів тому

    "Nice try, ya fuckin pelican." my new favorite insult :)

  • @milnez
    @milnez 9 місяців тому

    Love your work 😂

  • @Anti-FACSNiagaraAnonymous
    @Anti-FACSNiagaraAnonymous День тому +1

    wingardium-kick-yanutsack!