J-dawg gives a machine gun death to a MASSIVE Tampon Boy wimp in the comments.

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  • @SKilde-qm5gy
    @SKilde-qm5gy Рік тому +70

    Whats with the revisionist nonsense that metal is 'all-inclusive' and 'has no rules'? The opposite is closer to the truth. It's always been against wimps, hipsters, and indie soycore masquerading as metal.

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db Рік тому +3

      People that say that have a very different definition of what is actually metal 😂

    • @nukkleargarlicbread
      @nukkleargarlicbread Рік тому +14

      I blame metal getting forcibly conjoined to the hip with punk, and how the punk scene went to shit in the last 10 years.

    • @SKilde-qm5gy
      @SKilde-qm5gy Рік тому +6

      @@nukkleargarlicbread I would say its more the later developments of hardcore, like Biohazard, that blighted metal (rhythmic retardation and tough-guy personal drama lyrics, Pantera anyone?) Also alot of whiny post-Fugazi soy bands. Proto-punk like the Stooges is fundamental to metal and the best of Hardcore helped metal get back on track.

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Рік тому +2

      @@nukkleargarlicbreadpunk made it better take a hike Steve Harris

    • @SKilde-qm5gy
      @SKilde-qm5gy Рік тому +5

      @@humanbrisket7718 Shelley over at Hate Meditations (excellent channel/blog) makes a compelling case for NWOBHM basically being 'post-punk'. Punks using some metal and expanding the structures out of purely pop-rock format.

  • @thadood4373
    @thadood4373 Рік тому +32

    When dudes use words like “Inclusive” you know they sit down to pee

    • @mikeike2177
      @mikeike2177 10 місяців тому +1

      you know they drink the soy kooIaid

    • @akatsiya
      @akatsiya Місяць тому +1

      I always sit down to piss at home brah brah. Too many instances of double streaming the back wall and floor

  • @dennisjordan4952
    @dennisjordan4952 Рік тому +18

    Tomb mold is death metal?not after that magazine cover
    .gheeeeeyyyyyy

    • @JDawgFunnyMoments
      @JDawgFunnyMoments Рік тому +14

      If you're wearing a tomb mold shirt you got the gayest shirt in building brah brah

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind Рік тому +14

      @@JDawgFunnyMoments Someone walks in with a 200 stab wounds shirt you'd have the 2nd gayest shirt in the building

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Рік тому +3

      Tomb Mold introduced me to some great vegan recipes.

    • @SKilde-qm5gy
      @SKilde-qm5gy Рік тому +7

      Just watched a Tomb Mold interview last night. The combover hipster looking member said Bury Your Dead and Hatebreed was intelligent music lol.

    • @metall1983
      @metall1983 Рік тому +1

      Which is strange there's a interview where the guitarist is wearing a deicide shirt and another older pic the whole band wearing legit death metal shirts carnage morbid Angel the drummer singer is wearing a demoncy shirt wtf 😮happened that dam rush 🤔

  • @NevermoreRules
    @NevermoreRules Рік тому +86

    This is why a little gatekeeping is necessary

    • @andrewgabriel4408
      @andrewgabriel4408 Рік тому +11

      What I’ve been saying.

    • @JoeyMarks666
      @JoeyMarks666 Рік тому +22

      Dude exactly we’re just ball busting and what not. I personally hate when wimps show up to shows and get offended when you mosh and step on their gay pink shoes on accident or stage dive and fuck up their gay combover. It’s a god damn metal show it’s suppose to be crazy!

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Рік тому +23

      When people complain about "gatekeeping" they're usually referring to someone saying something they disagree with. They have no idea what true gatekeeping is.

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Рік тому +6

      I had some of the older dudes make remarks about me, months after I was their drummer haha sometimes you got to prove yourself

    • @DisciplineOfSteel2
      @DisciplineOfSteel2 Рік тому +8

      Yep, to keep the fake posers who want their 5 minutes of fame on social media out.
      The scene needs to be pure as possible.

  • @jmays73
    @jmays73 Рік тому +14

    Tomb mold is the cheese that grows under balls, tears flowing .

  • @cardiacarrest7807
    @cardiacarrest7807 Рік тому +30

    Got a point on the bodybuilder/fitness personalities that are always like the whole 'positive and happy all the time' shit. Some have a real out look on certain things. But as Mike Muir from Suicidal Tendencies said 'I'd rather feel like shit than be full of shit'.

    • @saltpeter7429
      @saltpeter7429 Рік тому +5

      "AND IF I offended you, Maybe you need to be offended, so here's my apology and one more thing...Yuck Fou!!"
      ( they asked me if my post was appropriate, and then the original went away, I had to redo it)
      YOU CANT BRING ME DOWN.
      ...Tell em what's up Rocky!

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Рік тому +3

      That first ST album rules!

    • @onewhitepony
      @onewhitepony Рік тому +4

      I think that’s why Sam Sulek got popular. Just down to earth and real. Just plugs in microphone talks and then trains. UA-cam has gotten too over saturated with ‘Hi Guys! Life is perfect let’s talk 5 things to gain muscle/lose fat/grow inches on pecker’ with Michael bay looking effects. Can’t forget ‘here’s my coupon code to save 15% on X supplement’

    • @hamachancutter
      @hamachancutter Рік тому +1

      Sam Sulek and J-Dawg basically do the same style of vlogging. Non-polished, no nonsense, straight to the point.. and there's a video posted every day. Plus, they are both from Ohio!

    • @onewhitepony
      @onewhitepony Рік тому +1

      @hamachancutter oh rad! I didn't know he was from Ohio too! I could tell he was somewhere near by..I live in ky I could tell he had a good humble but real vibe about him

  • @theakkusor
    @theakkusor Рік тому +23

    "I'm about to buy you a bra and purse"
    How thoughtful of the Dawg, as Maxine has obviously just transitioned.

  • @ricg4512
    @ricg4512 Рік тому +46

    We need “extreme hipsters for for extreme wimps” shirts 😂

  • @theflyingguillotine3788
    @theflyingguillotine3788 Рік тому +45

    Starting anything with "I'm just going to put/leave this here" you know some soy boy diatribe is going to follow.

    • @theakkusor
      @theakkusor Рік тому +9

      The exact intro a soccer mom on Facebook uses before she goes on a karen-rant about something stupid

  • @Poser_Metal_Records
    @Poser_Metal_Records Рік тому +13

    Just found out that Max is going to be collaborating with Metal Mickey for a J-dawg hate video.

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind Рік тому +1

      LMAO top tier content in the brewing...

  • @nukkleargarlicbread
    @nukkleargarlicbread Рік тому +15

    14:09
    That's some cursed footage right there. I am terrified now. Thank you, Justin-Dawg.

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind Рік тому

      Now I wanna see Glen Benton with that stupid smile playing Homage For Satan

    • @samstroberg8533
      @samstroberg8533 Рік тому

      It does give off creepy serial killer vibes so in a way it fits the bill haha.

  • @quasipseudo1
    @quasipseudo1 Рік тому +16

    Your response was heartfelt & moving :) Like an Oprah episode.

  • @robertg305
    @robertg305 Рік тому +28

    Can we get a "J Dawg was also planning to kill Euronymous" Channel T-Shirt!?!???? ???

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Рік тому +1

      Trendy labels would be saying “ I was on my way to sign euronymous

    • @dive-bomb
      @dive-bomb Рік тому

      😂😂

  • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
    @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Рік тому +10

    I come here for the laughs, the interviews, and occasionally I learn about some band I was missing out on. Like Cardiac Arrest

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Рік тому +2

      Cardiac Arrest kicks ass!🤘😀

    • @sentientafterbirth
      @sentientafterbirth 8 місяців тому

      Cool band! I love their 7" with Coffins where they do the song "Perfect Place to Die".

  • @Poser_Metal_Records
    @Poser_Metal_Records Рік тому +51

    I swear some people are taking what Justin says way too seriously. Time to re-evaluate your life if that's the case.

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind Рік тому +9

      J Dawg's words are Metal Rulez!!!!!

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Рік тому +5

      But how will I show people I'm a good person if I don't cry on the internet about EVERYTHING?! The interwebs is for virtue signaling.

    • @romainvicta9793
      @romainvicta9793 Рік тому +5

      I disagree with him sometimes but I never get tired of watching his stuff, great taste in music and one of the funniest guys out there

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Рік тому +6

      @@romainvicta9793 For sure. I disagree with him on wearing all black, doom being boring, not listening to styles other than heavy/thrash/death/black, shorts on stage, etc. He's even ripped on some bands I like. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy his content.

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Рік тому +5

      At this point, you're a poser if J Dawg hasn't somehow implied you're a poser in one of his rants.

  • @jay4778
    @jay4778 Рік тому +49

    Metal is welcoming not "inclusive" there is a difference

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Рік тому +22

      "Inclusive" is people seeking validation. They need that extra attention.

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Рік тому +9

      Who the hell uses words like inclusive In the first place? Lame employers?

    • @off6848
      @off6848 Рік тому +3

      Tf fuq? What is this grandmas house?
      WELCOME
      😂 😂

    • @GamerWordDotNet
      @GamerWordDotNet Рік тому

      Metal should be offensive and if you don't like it, you're homosexual and should fug off.

    • @DylanHoff
      @DylanHoff Рік тому

      Welcoming? Heavy Metal? No. Hipsters, wiggers, emos are not welcome here.

  • @Riky_Jones
    @Riky_Jones Рік тому +10

    That user needs to get lost! J-Dawg has the good stuff! Metal talk, poser trashing and cool people that are into the true tunes.

  • @harryquinn493
    @harryquinn493 Рік тому +13

    Dawg saying Garth Brooks needs “killed and thrown into a dumpster” fuckin hell lol

    • @video_ouija7114
      @video_ouija7114 Рік тому

      Yeah but no tits bro

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Рік тому

      Garth brooks is the answer to having conservative people ok with crowd surfing

  • @Grisu.
    @Grisu. Рік тому +24

    "facts arent attacks"

    • @8bitakvids
      @8bitakvids Рік тому +2

      Next shirt J DAWGZ get on this

    • @hamachancutter
      @hamachancutter Рік тому +1

      I like this slogan! Up there with "Facts don't care about your feelings!"
      Should spruce it up by saying, "Facts are not attacks. And if you attack the facts, you don't know jack sh*t, brah brah!"

    • @evwell3988
      @evwell3988 Рік тому

      Another Jdawg banger

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik Рік тому +7

    18:04 holy shit, I never thought J-dawg would read my stupid comment, especially the Garth Brooks / Mariah one. LOL

    • @video_ouija7114
      @video_ouija7114 Рік тому +2

      Very funny response

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik Рік тому +1

      @@video_ouija7114 true, it's good when the dawg reads even the nonsensical comments, makes for great comedy content.

  • @themarshallarts
    @themarshallarts Рік тому +12

    Jdawg’s fake crying made me cry laughing
    Maxine definitely wears those dangling earrings with a crop top and booty shorts (not hellripper booty shorts either)

  • @goat666db
    @goat666db Рік тому +9

    I’m sure J Dawg’s analysis of this commenter is spot on. I couldn’t tell if they were trolling at first. 😂
    On a separate note. Miasmatic Necrosis, Pissgrave and Undergang last night was a killer show! Anybody gets the chance should definitely check em out on this mini tour 🤘

  • @SKvldlf
    @SKvldlf Рік тому +11

    Surprised j dog didn't call him maxipad.

    • @sewervomit
      @sewervomit Рік тому +2

      When I meet a max ... That's my go to lol.

  • @deepseaderro
    @deepseaderro Рік тому +19

    This one had me howling. Good onya J-Dawg, sick of these soys shitting up the scene.

  • @thedddemon
    @thedddemon Рік тому +12

    Enough with the metal hipsters!

  • @crushingalldeceivers
    @crushingalldeceivers Рік тому +7

    One of your best videos yet brah, brah, I am pushing 50 and I bought all the albums you mentioned in the years you mentioned and I whole heartedly agree with you. Your delivery and destruction of this poooooooooooser had me in tears.

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Рік тому

      You aint pushing nothing! While you were down with the Devil I was in league with Satan!

    • @crushingalldeceivers
      @crushingalldeceivers Рік тому

      @@Poser_Metal_Records I was in the league with Satan when I was in elementary school, you had to wait until high school because you were still listening to the Grease soundtrack in elementary school.

  • @TheTransylvanian
    @TheTransylvanian Рік тому +4

    U know when he says bro town someone is ab to get roasted by hellfire lol 😂

  • @bryandaniel2856
    @bryandaniel2856 Рік тому +1

    I'm 50 years old and I've been into metal since I was 12. I went to high school in Tampa, Florida at the rise of the death metal scene so I got to see all the greats Nasty Savage, Death, Obituary, Amon/Deicide, Nocturnus, Morbid Angel and I also had a fanzine Invincible Force. I really don't go to shows anymore just listen to my favorite music in my off time.

  • @embalmed_existence
    @embalmed_existence Рік тому +5

    putting posers on the chopping block J-dawg squarepants style

  • @stevesteele8836
    @stevesteele8836 Рік тому +5

    "I'm about to go buy a bra and purse for you!"😂😅🤣🤣🤣

    • @metall1983
      @metall1983 Рік тому

      If people keep paying him for questions he will have enough cash😸

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik Рік тому +1

    When I saw the title and the 1.2K views just 4 hours after being uploaded I thought it's gonna be great, really probably the best J-Dawg video to date.

  • @mikeviolate666
    @mikeviolate666 Рік тому +12

    I identify as one of jdawgs devils \m/

    • @hamachancutter
      @hamachancutter Рік тому +4

      Bi-brimsexual. A devil that can go flat and/or go curved, depending on their mood 😆

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Рік тому +4

      I identify as a homeless guys shoe.

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Рік тому +3

      @@dinkins335 😆

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Рік тому +4

      I identify as a groove on a warped ass record locked in a car forgotten in the summer haha

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Рік тому +2

      @@humanbrisket7718 😆 nice

  • @evwell3988
    @evwell3988 Рік тому +6

    I liked the blood incantation and tomb molds earlier release. The new releases are straight prog jazz death metal.

    • @evwell3988
      @evwell3988 Рік тому +1

      @@hamachancutter just them checked out. Very good.

    • @metall1983
      @metall1983 Рік тому +1

      They said it was more like rush my god men 1st Glen Benton now tomb mold this shit must be stopped🤣😂

    • @metall1983
      @metall1983 Рік тому +1

      Do you like the dream unending stuff thats like really slow doom metal

    • @hamachancutter
      @hamachancutter Рік тому +1

      The new split with Worm is good stuff 👍

    • @evwell3988
      @evwell3988 Рік тому

      @@hamachancutter idk Worm mixes too many different stuff

  • @video_ouija7114
    @video_ouija7114 Рік тому +12

    If you don't appeal to these kinds of dorks, they'll get your show shut down too. It's like you say, run by posers. Begging for outrage

  • @raisebarhere
    @raisebarhere Рік тому +6

    I was sitting at a bar a few weeks ago and some dude asked me what kind of music I’m too. I said metal music. Dude gets all excited and is like “heavy metal? I’m crazy about that rock n roll. Iron sabbath, abcd all the good shit” it was too good

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Рік тому +2

      Most of the canoe situations I've had related to metal has been at bars. I try to avoid talking about metal unless it's at a metal bar which, go figure, we do have in my city. It's just too far from the house for my preference.

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Рік тому +2

      There used to be bar where the nydm chapter kicked it, my buddy went in on a slow night. The owner was by himself doing karaoke to journey…..

    • @RichardCranium.
      @RichardCranium. Рік тому +3

      Well at least he is not a Korn fan. I can sympathize with a man who does not like extreme metal but likes the well known classics like Sabbath, Maiden, Priest ect.

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Рік тому +3

      @@RichardCranium.Classics like Iron Sabbath?

    • @RichardCranium.
      @RichardCranium. Рік тому +4

      @@Poser_Metal_Records Iron Sabbath is still a better name then Blood Incantation

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Рік тому +8

    People's harsh opinions on the internet offend me. 😭 I'll be writing a strongly worded comment to let you know how hurt I am and how virtuous I am as well.

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Рік тому +3

      I had a moment yesterday that had me with that training day quote “wanna go to jail or go home” haha

  • @hattorihanzo2275
    @hattorihanzo2275 Рік тому +1

    Phoenix? My neck of the woods. There is a new metal only shop in Mesa. Hope they do well. Zia Records just does not cut it for metal.

    • @Enol666
      @Enol666 Рік тому +1

      I get out that way every now and then, what's that new shop called? Definitely agree that Zia just doesn't cut it, they've got some great stuff every now and then, found an Immortal Fate - Faceless Burial 7" for example, but overall the metal pickings are pretty slim.

    • @hattorihanzo2275
      @hattorihanzo2275 Рік тому

      Vinyl Command 930 W Southern

  • @damondodd5743
    @damondodd5743 Рік тому +20

    Thank you J dawg... keep being a hard ass on these nerds

    • @8bitakvids
      @8bitakvids Рік тому +1

      Yes! Little bitch boy nerds trying to change the metal scene to fit their estrogen filled lifestyle

  • @matheusst.3655
    @matheusst.3655 Рік тому +5

    That notebook bag part had me rolling brah 😂😂😂

  • @Riky_Jones
    @Riky_Jones Рік тому +27

    Extreme metal is a lifestyle: black clothes, inverted crosses, long hair, facial hair, collecting albums, knowing the track listings, knowing the lyrics, knowing the members, going for shows, meeting the members. It’s more than just listening to music!

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Рік тому +4

      Record shops need to hire this man and fire their biggest morrisey fan they have saying hello when I walk in

    • @Riky_Jones
      @Riky_Jones Рік тому +5

      @@humanbrisket7718 that’s right brisket

    • @ReeseChown
      @ReeseChown Рік тому +10

      ​@@humanbrisket7718What's heavier than Viva Hate, brah? Even drunk potbelly Phil Anselmo likes THE SMITHS

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik Рік тому +3

      J-dawg should grow a beard.

    • @Riky_Jones
      @Riky_Jones Рік тому +4

      @@lopolik he said he’s too young for that

  • @Dr.HUGENSTEIN
    @Dr.HUGENSTEIN Рік тому

    I'm not a necessarily a metal head but I've been around that scene for over 20 years. I appreciate the passion in this channel and expect it to get much bigger.

  • @deadlyrasec
    @deadlyrasec Рік тому +4

    I am 45 years old, I have been listening to metal since I was 10, throughout my adolescence, my twenties and part of my thirties. For me, being a true metalhead meant not recommending "underground" bands to other metalheads. I thought that the bands that I had worked so hard to discover didn't deserve to be known, I only wore my weirdest "underground" band t-shirts at the most "underground" shows, so if I had seen your videos 15 years ago, I would have immediately thought you were an imposter for wearing those t-shirts and recommending "underground" bands. 😅 In the end you are right, nowadays if someone asks me about a strange band I share the information with them, I am too old and tired to continue thinking about who is authentic and who is not. Greetings J-Dawg

    • @warmestbatmilk
      @warmestbatmilk Рік тому

      nice blog post brah brah not reading all that

    • @deadlyrasec
      @deadlyrasec Рік тому +2

      @warmestbatmilk thanks for taking the time to reply 🫡

  • @jamescerny452
    @jamescerny452 Рік тому +1

    Scott Ian biggest smiling goof on this planet….in the 80’s they were tolerable.

  • @pestilentdeath5814
    @pestilentdeath5814 11 місяців тому +1

    gate keeping is important

  • @BrianoblivioN85
    @BrianoblivioN85 Рік тому +16

    Max sounds like he's been hanging around the Metal Archives forums for too long.

    • @themarshallarts
      @themarshallarts Рік тому +5

      More like r/metal

    • @ianswift3521
      @ianswift3521 Рік тому +2

      i remember 10 years ago they perma-banned me for saying i was team tobias (sidegard, ex-necrophobic vocalist) after his criminal charges were made public. sometimes for a laugh i check to see whatever totally nonsensical insanity they're regurititing. It Just Gets Worse.

  • @650pathologist
    @650pathologist Рік тому +4

    Justin you know that exciters new guitarist is the banger tv guy ? Just thought id let you know😂

    • @justinhorval8491
      @justinhorval8491  Рік тому +18

      Didn’t till show day. He was cool as hell though was one that told Dan dude you have to do this interview this guy is legit. Very friendly guy

  • @humanbrisket7718
    @humanbrisket7718 Рік тому +6

    Tom araya is always smiling haha

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind Рік тому +1

      Yeah but he doesn't have that type of smile J Dawg was demonstrating.

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik Рік тому +1

      Yeah Tom's smile is not the one that smiles fake. It's a genuine laugh / smile what he does.

  • @andrewgabriel4408
    @andrewgabriel4408 Рік тому +5

    26:59 Jdawg finally realizes I was correct all this time.

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind Рік тому +1

      Yeah but the Dawg's been saying that for a while that we need gatekeeping to keep these kinda fuckerz out.

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik Рік тому +2

    I think J-Dawg might revisit Pantera with all these Walk on home, boy references. \m/

  • @SuperStrik9
    @SuperStrik9 Рік тому +6

    Married With Children was a great show. The episode with Anthrax is my favorite. You mentioned Morbid Angel, I hope Trey is doing better. As a fan of the band that video from the Rochester show a few months back was rough. Anyone who says they're positive 24/7 is full of shit. Like you said everyone has their down days. I agree that being into metal is a lifestyle.

    • @jefflawson3574
      @jefflawson3574 Рік тому +5

      I love Trey in a non-gay manner. He's the biggest reason I'm into DM. I'll never lose hope there's one last spark of inspiration left in him and wish him the best.

    • @Riky_Jones
      @Riky_Jones Рік тому +2

      Great show have the complete series on DVD. Good show.

  • @haminatmiyaxwen
    @haminatmiyaxwen Рік тому +2

    Homeboy listens to Reek of Wimpification for sure.

  • @FTW_666
    @FTW_666 Рік тому +1

    that’s a killer Altar shirt. It’s refreshing to see someone who owns their own mind, speak their mind. Hail.

    • @Hell-Awaits
      @Hell-Awaits Рік тому

      Amazing band, but a shitty ass logo. Always hated it.

  • @matrixcmitech
    @matrixcmitech Рік тому

    'member when Cannibal Corpse toured with BTBAM? Pooperidge Farms remembers.

  • @theseousthomas6547
    @theseousthomas6547 Рік тому +1

    Oh my Fucking Goodness !! I laughed my my fucking ass off with this one man.. Man.. There is Only One Jdawg man.. Dude is one of a kind .. This shit made my day man

  • @spencergrady5501
    @spencergrady5501 Рік тому +2

    I think someone needs to gently tell J-dawg about Ross.

  • @westonvirginia6458
    @westonvirginia6458 Рік тому +31

    I'm a 42 year old gender queer anarchist who actually has a pair of pink panties and I don't find you offensive in the least bit. I love your channel and Hell's Headbangers. Keep up the good work.

    • @westonvirginia6458
      @westonvirginia6458 Рік тому +1

      Also, if you ever were to print pink HHR panties, I would totally buy them.

    • @PigeonSmuggler
      @PigeonSmuggler Рік тому +2

      @@westonvirginia6458been pushing HHR pink panties for years

    • @metall1983
      @metall1983 Рік тому +2

      Hey there's incantation ones on there site 😂😅

    • @westonvirginia6458
      @westonvirginia6458 Рік тому

      @@metall1983 Nunslaughter too

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik Рік тому +2

    hahahahahahahah 11:11 I wasn't sure for a while, but Wimpadeths lol that cracked me up. classic J-Dawg moment.

  • @sewervomit
    @sewervomit Рік тому +6

    Facts not attacks !! Yes !!
    🤘🤮🤘

  • @SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG
    @SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG Рік тому +6

    I thought that Morbid Angel shirt "Extremel Music, For Extreme People" was a nod to ECW Wrestling?? I know Trey is rocking an ECW shirt (Extreme Championship Wrestling) I'm 99% sure he's wearing it in the "Where The Slime Lives" music video?

    • @sewervomit
      @sewervomit Рік тому +1

      E C fn W. !!

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Рік тому +1

      ☝️ this is the second time I put this sabu reference

    • @hamachancutter
      @hamachancutter Рік тому +1

      Extreme wrestling like FMW, BJW, CZW and XPW! Rob Van Dam was my favorite in ECW. He'll be wrestling with Taz's son Saturday on AEW Collision. (In case you happen to G A F!)

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Рік тому

      That world wrestling council was cool too! And iwa

    • @sewervomit
      @sewervomit Рік тому +2

      @@hamachancutter don't forget freedoms n icwnhb

  • @metall1983
    @metall1983 Рік тому +1

    J dawg you jamming the new dream unending worm split ? 😂

    • @deathmetal0914
      @deathmetal0914 Рік тому

      Right after Sanguisugabogg and Frozen Soul.

  • @brianbowman7681
    @brianbowman7681 Рік тому +2

    I'll stand by Justin every time...!!! hails!!!?

  • @tonyrowland3100
    @tonyrowland3100 Рік тому +1

    Dawg smashing feeling is part of my daily routine.

  • @nupraptorthementalist3306
    @nupraptorthementalist3306 Рік тому +2

    Let's talk Slaughter Lord. And cats.

  • @leathernsteel
    @leathernsteel Рік тому

    Dream show, opening act: J-Dawg and Steve Hughes, microphones and a spotlight, perfect opening act for a Cannibal Corpse and Deicide show. I'd actually pay more to see that than I would to meet King Diamond himself!

  • @mikeonis
    @mikeonis Рік тому +2

    Hey Justin, unrelated subject but you should do a video on "bands with a Flawless discography" my nominations would be of course necrophobic dismember Unleashed darkthrone Iron Maiden and Symphony X. I can't think of a bad song from any of them let alone a Bad album! I'd love to hear your take on it

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik Рік тому

      From those you mentioned only symphony x has a flawless discography for me..

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Рік тому +3

    J-Dawg the "I like it " quote, might you be quoting Chevy Chase from his early 80's screwball comedy Modern Problems? When he snorts the "demon powder".
    Now where's my extra points bruh? And what KIND of points might these be anyway? Unlike the amazing eunuch _Maxine_Pez_ I already a surplus of Kvlt-Points.

    • @ExhumedCorpse666
      @ExhumedCorpse666 Рік тому +2

      ROBOCOP perhaps… 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🔨🔨🔨

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Рік тому +1

      @@ExhumedCorpse666Right, that might be it, when Emio test fires the Cobra assault cannon. Talk about classic 80's cinema.
      Watch the blu-ray edition to see the most violent edit of Kenny getting ripped to ribbons by ED-209.

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Рік тому

      Cmon Sal! The tigers are playing 🥁 tonight!!!!!

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Рік тому +1

      @@humanbrisket7718 "I never miss a game "👌

  • @TheBlackRam666
    @TheBlackRam666 Рік тому +1

    Wimps, simps and poseurs, it's long past time for you to leave the hall

  • @MichaelHemotoxin
    @MichaelHemotoxin Рік тому +2

    6:57 - i some how knew ross would be the first name

  • @Lavabug
    @Lavabug Рік тому +1

    Karl Sanders smiles all the time on stage.

  • @operationlaserbeam4514
    @operationlaserbeam4514 Рік тому +1

    J DAWG? ANY GOOD STREET FIGHT STORIES YOU WERE IN OR SEEN?

  • @whengooddogsdobadthings9156
    @whengooddogsdobadthings9156 Рік тому +4

    Abhorrence is fantastic

  • @mikebarnes8908
    @mikebarnes8908 Рік тому +1

    The Dawg makes me feel old! Lol! I bought all those albums way back in the day new!

  • @richardmadonia3384
    @richardmadonia3384 Рік тому +1

    J Dawg did a smiling impression of M O D up in the video true color's 😅

  • @Christmasdeath
    @Christmasdeath Рік тому +2

    the dawg itchen them fleas!!

  • @fernandosanmartin850
    @fernandosanmartin850 Рік тому +4

    I think Max was trolling

  • @barbaricbeing333
    @barbaricbeing333 Рік тому +1

    No handouts, no shortcuts!!! Grind to the top.

  • @sinisterking6009
    @sinisterking6009 Рік тому +2

    When i was younger i read a review on RockHard magazine for dismember's "like an everflowing stream" album and the reviewer (a man) was offended by the title and lyrics of "skin her alive"........ I was like "dude you listening to extreme metal ya dum dum, it's not like you haven't been warned, you know what to expect". Since then i couldn't take these sissys from RockHard seriously i even grew hate for them ffs.

  • @deathmetal0914
    @deathmetal0914 Рік тому +1

    J Dogg with the 3rd degree burns.

  • @stevehoneycutt-fj7tw
    @stevehoneycutt-fj7tw Рік тому

    90 percent of the old heads jump off when Death and Carcass and Morbed Angel came out

  • @MRSludgedude
    @MRSludgedude 11 місяців тому

    What about wombath 90s shit man? I just now found out about those dudes . I'm only half canoe man . No twink core no hair bands but I love grunge sludge and doom and was raised on Sabbath like doom.

  • @Christmasdeath
    @Christmasdeath Рік тому +4

    best vid ever

  • @Morbid90
    @Morbid90 Рік тому +2

    This kinda bullshit is why I'm pro gatekeeping.

    • @humanbrisket7718
      @humanbrisket7718 Рік тому +1

      Speaking of gatekeeping what the hell is that pic you got there brah brah?

    • @Morbid90
      @Morbid90 Рік тому +1

      @@humanbrisket7718 It's just one of the TN Vols logos.

  • @jacobbrockman366
    @jacobbrockman366 Рік тому +5

    Metal music is all about freedom of expression and being yourself. No room for political correctness. No room for censorship.

  • @damnedbelowjudas_
    @damnedbelowjudas_ Рік тому +6

    4:00am gang

  • @650pathologist
    @650pathologist Рік тому +1

    Yo dawg i made a order yesterday and today throw in a malice divine id appreciate it ...thnx -cam

  • @kellymckay1750
    @kellymckay1750 Рік тому +17

    Sadly, Metal has slowly become infiltrated with this PC, "woke", florescent hair and skinny jeans culture. In the early days of Metal , the "community" was about EXCLUSIVE as you could be, and shows were actually violent and dangerous. Those days are long gone.

    • @NearGuttersPath
      @NearGuttersPath Рік тому +2

      I've lived in NYC for my whole life. I started going to arena shows in 1986 and club shows in 1988. I was at Sepultura's first US show ever, opening for King Diamond on Halloween 89 at the Ritz. I was at the Day of Death in Buffalo NY in 1990. I was at the Thrash of the Titans in SF in 2001. Sure the 80s had its punks vs skins vs metalheads drama in the early days, but the 1 unifying act of violence that brought us ALL together was beating the fuck out of Nazis at shows. If you aren’t rooted in anti-authoritarian and anti-bigot Leftism, then you're just a Rock & Roll band. It’s the world view that separates true Punk Rock (and it’s many sub genres) from people just playing blues progressions through modern gear and distortion pedals. Sure, Metal was "excusive," exclusive to the outcasts and those who lived life on the fringes of society, not bootlicking flag humpers

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik Рік тому +1

    Max is a false, do not entry. xD

  • @Autumn_Reaper
    @Autumn_Reaper Рік тому +3

    No gatekeeping and you end up with bands like Gloryhammer.

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Рік тому +5

      To me, there are bigger issues in metal than corny power metal bands.

    • @Autumn_Reaper
      @Autumn_Reaper Рік тому +1

      ​@@Poser_Metal_RecordsLet's hear it.

    • @crushingalldeceivers
      @crushingalldeceivers Рік тому +5

      Or that straight up poooooooooser band Dawn Rayd

    • @chrisbell8745
      @chrisbell8745 Рік тому +1

      ​@@crushingalldeceiversI cracked open a beer in celebration when I found out they broke up!

    • @themarshallarts
      @themarshallarts Рік тому +1

      @@crushingalldeceiversbands like that just straight up don’t belong in black metal, right next to neckbeard deathcamp, der strumer and intolitarian

  • @eyemagination93
    @eyemagination93 Рік тому +2

    this vid had me dying lmao

  • @stevenchowder4167
    @stevenchowder4167 Рік тому

    The Bay Area death metal bands are the smiling ones 😜

  • @prism_sigil93
    @prism_sigil93 Рік тому

    JDawg what’s your favorite brand of whey protein? If you use whey that is.

  • @matthewhamilton5294
    @matthewhamilton5294 Рік тому +2

    😂 nice purse j dog

  • @blrolz3544
    @blrolz3544 Рік тому

    People like the commenter in question would NEEEVVVVVEEER have been able to handle going to shows (or anywhere for that matter) pre 2005. This current era where people will clutch pearls and feign complete offense when someone they never met says any word deemed socially unacceptable by corporate HR departments, standing in firm support of pharmaceutical giants and politicians (as long as they are the *good* kind), could not handle the 80's and 90's bantz.

  • @metall1983
    @metall1983 Рік тому +2

    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh dude got roasted 🤣😂

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind Рік тому +3

    Change of plans for me, I won't be buying as many vinyls this month cause my dad bought me a ticket to a very local Dark Funeral show and I kinda wanna get some merch god dammit, a t shirt in case you happen to give a fuck. But it's not just cause of that it's also cause I make about 260~ translated to USD and 93 of those are going straight toward the last 3 Dismember reissue vinyls, so I gotta budget with the rest haha. So it's not that I'm not buying any vinyls it's more so that I've reserved my purchase for over a month now for the Dismember reissues cause god dammit do I look forward to that one.

    • @650pathologist
      @650pathologist Рік тому +1

      Get your money up 😂

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind Рік тому

      @icankillbugs Month* I'm in Sweden and I'm only 22.

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind Рік тому

      I live with my dad and I've gotten fucked over countless times by the government, and you can only really apply online for jobs here and sit with dick in hand waiting for something to happen.

    • @video_ouija7114
      @video_ouija7114 Рік тому

      Thanks for update

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind Рік тому +1

      @@video_ouija7114 There will be more, whether you like em or not 😂

  • @JoltinJoe26
    @JoltinJoe26 Рік тому

    Modern Problems

  • @dalrhoads5687
    @dalrhoads5687 10 місяців тому +1

    god damn, this channel is a goldmine of boomer death metal cringe. like fox new for metal heads.

    • @GiosGoreGrotto
      @GiosGoreGrotto 10 місяців тому +2

      Seems the dawg got you right in the feels huh kiddo?

  • @jOshua-py2lr
    @jOshua-py2lr Рік тому +1

    14:10 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind Рік тому +4

    Brah brah

  • @CaptainTard
    @CaptainTard Рік тому +5

    Top-tier lolcow content .