Who is The Most THIRSTY & DESPERATE - MALE Kombatant in Mortal Kombat 11 - MK11 Flirty Intros

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  • See who is the Most Thirsty & Desperate Male Kombatant in Mortal Kombat 11 All Funny Flirty intros and Rost for MK11 Relationship Banter Intro Dialogues. Part of the Mortal Kombat 11 All Character intros, coming soon MK11 friendly intros & MK11 All Characters roasted by everyone intros plus MK11 All friendships.
    Showcase intros for MK11 Mileena flirty intros & MK11 Rambo flirty intros
    plus all Female Kombatants flirty roast intros
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  • @YEYawson8376
    @YEYawson8376 2 роки тому +1805

    "I am assessing your weaknesses"
    That never gets old. Classic Kuai Liang🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GamerrZOMBIE
      @GamerrZOMBIE  2 роки тому +169

      We all know he was assessing her Assets!! 🤣🤣😅

    • @YEYawson8376
      @YEYawson8376 2 роки тому +38

      @@GamerrZOMBIE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Exactly

    • @christ-abel8774
      @christ-abel8774 2 роки тому +9

      He most definitely got a view of those... assets. (If you know what I mean 😏)

    • @TypicalIndian1981
      @TypicalIndian1981 2 роки тому +11

      Lol 😂

    • @curlytwiddles3949
      @curlytwiddles3949 2 роки тому +33

      The Kano Skarlet one had me dying 🤣 🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @DPedro3
    @DPedro3 2 роки тому +907

    Sindel: "I'll put you in your knees before me"
    Erron: "Yeah, please, I'm into that"
    Sindel: "Wait wtf"

  • @mortifer8655
    @mortifer8655 2 роки тому +1521

    Jade : exist
    Kotal : 😍💖😍

  • @nighlektolmn5390
    @nighlektolmn5390 2 роки тому +1103

    Baraka is the most legit dude ever, he really cares for his tribe.

    • @thehippie3610
      @thehippie3610 2 роки тому +69

      In his eyes he is a hero lol culture and context make a difference

    • @iamdino8697
      @iamdino8697 2 роки тому +29

      @@thehippie3610 he likes mileena

    • @kingneptune1971
      @kingneptune1971 2 роки тому +4

      Subzero too!

    • @djgaming5884
      @djgaming5884 2 роки тому +5

      @@iamdino8697 I don't think he does i think joker does
      (My guess)

    • @Jaddas
      @Jaddas 2 роки тому +1

      @@djgaming5884 Id say they both do.

  • @atrnavas2838
    @atrnavas2838 2 роки тому +520

    Sonya:*exist*
    Every male combatant:damn boy she's thick

    • @TheMathtag
      @TheMathtag 2 роки тому +73

      even though she's the weakest design of all time

    • @welcomeboi8991
      @welcomeboi8991 2 роки тому +29

      Jaxx: the fuck you say about me?

    • @cartermitchell7444
      @cartermitchell7444 Рік тому +5

      Ok but why the game trying to make her butt look small

    • @comicalcosmonaut959
      @comicalcosmonaut959 Рік тому +4

      @@welcomeboi8991 berleezy going crazy

    • @rejrej4221
      @rejrej4221 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@TheMathtag, but if it was mk9 Sonya, it's a different story

  • @llocalblackkid
    @llocalblackkid 2 роки тому +1349

    no one can beat how flirty skarlet and erron black is

  • @teslawolverine7009
    @teslawolverine7009 2 роки тому +2222

    Johnny is the thirstiest, Joker is the most down bad and Kotal Kahn is the biggest simp

    • @jmty5930
      @jmty5930 2 роки тому +84

      I think Kano should be the down bad

    • @Drakoverse
      @Drakoverse 2 роки тому +136

      Kung Lao is thirsty, down bad and a simp

    • @Drakoverse
      @Drakoverse 2 роки тому +48

      But most importantly Kung Lao is a Goat

    • @inyalgaico1563
      @inyalgaico1563 2 роки тому +10

      "it's True"

    • @secretsecret1713
      @secretsecret1713 2 роки тому +36

      Nah, Johnny is the chillest, this is why girls like him. In comparison to others he does not feel need in s...x.

  • @chandragupta946
    @chandragupta946 2 роки тому +558

    “A Tarkatan is calling me ugly?”
    Casual Racism

    • @jayno3029
      @jayno3029 2 роки тому +46

      I know right. Cannibals have feelings too you know. LOL!

    • @icyy1030
      @icyy1030 2 роки тому +36

      "you're a wanted man, Black"

    • @marthgaffney
      @marthgaffney 2 роки тому +10

      Good point to a thousand

    • @dungww2006
      @dungww2006 Рік тому

      @@sapphichoe
      its not that deep

    • @iminyourwallz420
      @iminyourwallz420 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@icyy1030 that sounds like something someone like Stryker would say on a basis

  • @gavinlinch6185
    @gavinlinch6185 2 роки тому +285

    Favorite part is when Sub Zero didnt say "Girl you lookin fine" and Kitana didn't say "Sub Zero you better chill"

  • @FAGameFA
    @FAGameFA 2 роки тому +119

    Johnny Cage: "Submissive? No way"
    Sheeva: Oh please Cage, we all know Sonya was the one on top...

    • @EWOODJ
      @EWOODJ 2 роки тому +18

      Johnny: Only when we play “Jack-in-the-Box”.

  • @jayno3029
    @jayno3029 2 роки тому +109

    Sub-Zero does not at all come across as thirsty or desperate. He's all business and doesn't fuck around.

  • @0FoundnotName0
    @0FoundnotName0 2 роки тому +289

    18:43 that's was so wholesome and sad

  • @bullshark7888
    @bullshark7888 2 роки тому +474

    Skarlet: (exists)
    Kano: "Wanna taste Australia's best blood sausage?"

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes Рік тому

      Would you settle for me sausage

    • @lalalalalala59
      @lalalalalala59 Рік тому +11

      😂

    • @Velka-.-
      @Velka-.- Рік тому +12

      It's free

    • @christ-abel8774
      @christ-abel8774 Рік тому +30

      The best part is... Skarlet actually considered it too!
      "How does it taste?" Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @robertbusselmaier
      @robertbusselmaier Рік тому +8

      *makes it for her in his friendship*

  • @maskedknee5653
    @maskedknee5653 2 роки тому +509

    How is Fujin “thirsty” or “desperate” ? He’s like the chillest one 😭

    • @GamerrZOMBIE
      @GamerrZOMBIE  2 роки тому +65

      Maybe he is just a Chilly Willy!!! 😂😁

    • @maskedknee5653
      @maskedknee5653 2 роки тому +6

      @@GamerrZOMBIE lol

    • @kingneptune1971
      @kingneptune1971 2 роки тому +25

      I thought subzero was the chillest one 🥴😆

    • @tzuzu5240
      @tzuzu5240 2 роки тому +27

      Pretty much Scorpion is the chillest one

    • @GamerrZOMBIE
      @GamerrZOMBIE  2 роки тому +8

      You would think it be sub-zero

  • @ominousparallel3854
    @ominousparallel3854 2 роки тому +103

    I love how they can flirt and then perform brutality on each other five minutes later

  • @quayvaughnford9544
    @quayvaughnford9544 2 роки тому +183

    9:45 lol subzero's response

  • @NerdicWarrior8920
    @NerdicWarrior8920 2 роки тому +147

    "It's not her mind you're admiring."
    Nice throwback.

  • @goro2793
    @goro2793 2 роки тому +135

    2:00 I feel how he felt there

  • @missravenfazbear7408
    @missravenfazbear7408 2 роки тому +582

    Kano is THE THIRSTIEST mortal Kombat character in my opinion

    • @GamerrZOMBIE
      @GamerrZOMBIE  2 роки тому +151

      Kano said he can eat a peach for hours!! 👀

    • @codmaspect3064
      @codmaspect3064 2 роки тому +52

      But skarlet is thirsty to drink all the kombatanants blood.

    • @landonvolpe305
      @landonvolpe305 2 роки тому +3

      Joker

    • @andrewdeharo7844
      @andrewdeharo7844 2 роки тому +13

      @@GamerrZOMBIE the 1st place for the thirstiest male character is kano and joker.

    • @not_ken420
      @not_ken420 2 роки тому +17

      For me, Aaron black kinda sussy

  • @help_urself7654
    @help_urself7654 2 роки тому +519

    This whole video is women saying "no" and men still saying "i like it"

    • @fhcc3924
      @fhcc3924 2 роки тому +24

      Well that's makes it realistic in a sense, this is why they dont mix any sports with men and women, that and many other obvious reason. Men compete against men, women compete against women, even the kumite is kept separate.

    • @zachanikwano
      @zachanikwano 2 роки тому +13

      I mean there’s the one where he’s fine being respectful but not submissive. Honestly I don’t think a relationship can go well if one of your requirements is “be submissive.”

    • @Kitsune-dono
      @Kitsune-dono 2 роки тому +25

      @@fhcc3924 How is that pertinent to the discussion?

    • @Kitsune-dono
      @Kitsune-dono 2 роки тому +7

      It's not really

    • @fhcc3924
      @fhcc3924 2 роки тому +8

      @@Kitsune-dono its pertinent to the comment I responded to. Youve probably never competed in any martial arts to know that during a fight men testosterone is elevated to make him more aggressive and a woman's estrogen lowers to make her more aggressive. With raised testosterone a man is going to hit on any woman competitor Instead of take her seriously, and most women would reject cause of there lowered estrogen and they too worried about losing focusing and letting a man get in that one good punch. I respect you for being a quintessential woman though, making a statement on something you know nothing about, not even enough to speak jokingly, probably didn't even know MK is based off the kumite, which is why I made my statement, just giving your opinions when no one at all cares what you think is one of the true strengths of a woman, but as the world has taught us, I'll just pretend what you say matters which ive already done by entertaining you

  • @erodoeht4666
    @erodoeht4666 2 роки тому +168

    17:09 Spawn must’ve loved Baraka’s quip upon seeing the Hellspawn posted like the badass he is.
    “....do you bleed?”
    Lmao

  • @kingswarthy
    @kingswarthy 2 роки тому +339

    12:50 was so wholesome 🤣

    • @ultraboombean
      @ultraboombean 2 роки тому +57

      He love his grandma

    • @redshepherd32
      @redshepherd32 2 роки тому +44

      I'm not really surprised. The size of a tarkantan's teeth is probably a symbol of respect in their culture. Well that's my head cannon anyway.

    • @cj.59
      @cj.59 2 роки тому +20

      “My grandmother’s were the biggest”

    • @broken_tim
      @broken_tim Рік тому +3

      @@cj.59 Little Red Riding Hood lol :D

  • @the-boring-car-guy
    @the-boring-car-guy 2 роки тому +63

    7:15 Jesus kollector has no chill

  • @nunyanbizzz
    @nunyanbizzz 2 роки тому +144

    Shang Tsung: I have dress your size, you should wear it
    Sonya: Are you out of your damn mind?
    Shang Tsung: I was sewn by the finest designers in out world.
    Never gets old😂😂😂

    • @cdogdragon18
      @cdogdragon18 2 роки тому +17

      He put that dress on her in the first mortal Kombat movie

    • @DrownedInExile
      @DrownedInExile 11 місяців тому +3

      "Sew what?"

  • @iminyourwallz420
    @iminyourwallz420 11 місяців тому +41

    Baraka just casually skipped presentations and headed straight to his buissnes. What a legend

  • @megbro10
    @megbro10 2 роки тому +110

    i like how joker calls jacqui “vixen” and she looks/sounds like vixen in injustice2

    • @TheHuskynatorMAN95
      @TheHuskynatorMAN95 2 роки тому +11

      Actually the VA who voiced vixen in IJ2 is Sheeva.

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 Рік тому +1

      @@TheHuskynatorMAN95 Sheeva in MK11 = Dinah Lance/Black Canary in *Young Justice* & *Injustice 2*

  • @mistahjenkins4826
    @mistahjenkins4826 2 роки тому +107

    Can we all agree that they did Kung Lao and Johnny Cage dirty here? Like, Kung Lao was arrogant, sure, but he wasn't a fucking narcissist... And Johnny at least had a heart, and wasn't a smarmy asshole 24/7.

    • @sammywoj7924
      @sammywoj7924 2 роки тому +14

      Problem is that they didn’t split the past & present versions of the intro dialogues.
      Present Johnny & kung lao aren’t nowhere near as bad as you say

    • @mistahjenkins4826
      @mistahjenkins4826 2 роки тому +15

      @@sammywoj7924 Even then, past Johnny and Lao weren't THIS bad. Like, go back to MK 9, and look at Johnny Cage's fight with Sonya Blade. He's all arrogant at first, but then he realizes what happened, and feels guilty. Then, when Kano tries to be a little dick-weasel, he steps in (after defying death, btw), and protects Sonya. Why? Because deep down, he's a good person, not an egotistical child.

    • @sammywoj7924
      @sammywoj7924 2 роки тому +1

      @@mistahjenkins4826 true, but its plausible that the past version of them are from the time before said developments that made them the characters we know and love, since they don’t specify how far back in time the past versions are

    • @jackmadiaga8907
      @jackmadiaga8907 2 роки тому +5

      @@sammywoj7924 they did specify though. All past versions are the ones after liu kang defeated tsan sung and quan chi in mk9. Those developments should have already happened for them.

    • @sammywoj7924
      @sammywoj7924 2 роки тому

      @@jackmadiaga8907 fine I stand corrected

  • @sevoid6524
    @sevoid6524 2 роки тому +29

    *"Would you settle for me sausage?"*

  • @duyguyilmaz
    @duyguyilmaz Рік тому +57

    Erron Black is always gonna be the sexiest man, his confidence and masculinity I die for

    • @abbyanderson524
      @abbyanderson524 10 місяців тому +4

      Fr tho

    • @sew_gal7340
      @sew_gal7340 8 місяців тому +1

      YES...hes a southern gentleman...with a twist lol. Jokes aside that kind of masculinity makes women weak at the knees...damn

    • @WaverVr
      @WaverVr 2 місяці тому

      This comment: “omg erron is the best 😍”
      Literally Erron: 🤠

    • @Julius_Caeser531
      @Julius_Caeser531 21 день тому

      “I ain’t many men, I’m Erron Black”

  • @uribe_ramon
    @uribe_ramon 2 роки тому +65

    So that was the saussage Kano was talking about… *end scene* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Yeety_Boi
    @Yeety_Boi Рік тому +24

    I love how Baraka calls Sindel a hideous skag

  • @galaxyglow5187
    @galaxyglow5187 2 роки тому +128

    I legit have a crush on Erron 🥺😍

    • @elixer4life497
      @elixer4life497 2 роки тому +26

      I love Erron. As a character in the story mode he's cool.I dont know what it is but Erron is cool

    • @NoodlesWithLipstick
      @NoodlesWithLipstick 2 роки тому +13

      It’s the voice man

    • @poultry-lover6665
      @poultry-lover6665 2 роки тому +1

      MKX Erron is better his voice sounds so much cooler

    • @PeppermintBlues
      @PeppermintBlues 2 роки тому

      @@poultry-lover6665 He looks like a hobo.

    • @chonky7536
      @chonky7536 Рік тому +1

      @@poultry-lover6665 he doesn’t even sound texan in mkx

  • @dragontamer561
    @dragontamer561 2 роки тому +53

    "Earthrealm has nothing for you. My slavers need breeding stock" - Kollector cutting right down to the chase.

    • @Melavolent_Memr
      @Melavolent_Memr 2 роки тому +9

      At least hes trying to give some...wait he said slaves. NOOOOOOOOOO

  • @robertbusselmaier
    @robertbusselmaier Рік тому +12

    Everyone out here with zero rizz AT BEST while Sub-Zero out here chillin’, recruitin’, and rejectin’.

  • @anthonybalista7421
    @anthonybalista7421 Рік тому +307

    Sonya: “How do I earn your respect?”
    Baraka: “step on me mommy”
    Sonya: “what”
    Baraka: 👁 🦷 👁

  • @rednblak06
    @rednblak06 2 роки тому +40

    Everyone tripping over Cassie & Sonya when Jade is the baddest in the game. Would literally be an IG baddie irl 🤣

    • @MasterMike_
      @MasterMike_ Рік тому +3

      Kitana>>>>>>

    • @yunjin909
      @yunjin909 11 місяців тому

      Skarlet is better.

    • @why8298
      @why8298 10 місяців тому

      Normal women> IG women

  • @caolanochearnaigh9804
    @caolanochearnaigh9804 Рік тому +30

    Kotal isn't a simp, he's actually the most faithful.
    And Spawn?
    Spawn couldn't give two shits about anyone who isn't Wanda.

    • @vyndeliagates3437
      @vyndeliagates3437 11 місяців тому +1

      I couldn't imagine messing around with Kotal after he messed around with bugb*tch lmao

    • @caolanochearnaigh9804
      @caolanochearnaigh9804 11 місяців тому

      @@vyndeliagates3437 What the hell...?

  • @synthvvavve191
    @synthvvavve191 2 роки тому +70

    Kano sly af 2:20
    Erron is up there too

  • @TheOneAndOnlyJell_O
    @TheOneAndOnlyJell_O 2 роки тому +110

    3:28 Me introducing myself to the female goth cashier at gamestop

    • @saanviadhikari1180
      @saanviadhikari1180 Рік тому +10

      Me to the cashiers at foot locker

    • @cocomo3141
      @cocomo3141 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣 .... but did it work tho?👀

    • @saifullahhabid1133
      @saifullahhabid1133 Рік тому

      Did it work?

    • @hd-disk
      @hd-disk 11 місяців тому

      I'm confused. You are Baraka in this situation or her?)

  • @pryingeyes1551
    @pryingeyes1551 2 роки тому +233

    Kano can "eat a peach for hours" in regards to a lady's what-have-you. A line said by the always disturbing Nic Cage, in the film "Face/Off", a condition Kano has partially endured...the NetherRealm crew really knew what they were doing with that one. How did this get missed? Cassie's latte cup, in addition to having her name apropriately misspelled with a K and corrected, is Mokap Mokha. That's brilliant! (Though her personality being reduced to social media memes kinda sucks.)

  • @zouroman
    @zouroman 2 роки тому +38

    Erron black is hands down the smoothest guy in the game

  • @joshuarios3893
    @joshuarios3893 Рік тому +21

    Erron black is the smoothest of them all 😂

  • @Nobody-ob5od
    @Nobody-ob5od Рік тому +46

    Baraka is both a sigma male and gigachad hands down

    • @silvanusdaniel-df8nn
      @silvanusdaniel-df8nn 11 місяців тому +1

      Then what are you going to call sub zero?

    • @Tari_10_Editz
      @Tari_10_Editz 2 місяці тому

      @@silvanusdaniel-df8nn both him and Baraka are gigachads

  • @prxtatape6457
    @prxtatape6457 2 роки тому +39

    10:14 best dialogues ever

  • @DSMTheEditor
    @DSMTheEditor Рік тому +31

    Sonya: "Sorry, I don't practice cryomancy"
    Sub-Zero: "🤔🤔 Johnny Cage called you Ice Queen" 😂😂😂

  • @the-boring-car-guy
    @the-boring-car-guy 2 роки тому +72

    9:18 line of the whole fucking game

  • @connorbrennan4233
    @connorbrennan4233 Рік тому +29

    Johnny Cage and Kano are the thirstiest; Johnny in his own suave, Hollywood way and Kano in his own thuggish, crude way.
    Erron Black is close, although he mixes it with wanting to kill his targets. Kabal doesn't seem that thirsty. Kotal Kahn is more sincere than thirsty.
    Shao Kahn, Shang Tsung, and Kollector are all just creepy.
    Sub-Zero along with Scorpion would probably be the least thirsty males in the MK universe.

  • @Nicholas95583
    @Nicholas95583 2 роки тому +54

    Steven Blum as baraka is a match made in heaven, i want him to narrate my entire life

  • @j-don5228
    @j-don5228 2 роки тому +27

    Erron Black has some pretty thirsty lines gor Skarlet and Sindel

    • @dogalrorn
      @dogalrorn 2 роки тому +2

      Mans got same taste as me...

  • @igmelysdiaz
    @igmelysdiaz 11 місяців тому +30

    Johnny: "I admire Sonya's strategic mind"
    Liu: "It is not her mind you're admiring."
    **Caught in 4k**

  • @edu.8552
    @edu.8552 2 роки тому +29

    "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?" lmao Sonya's amazing.

  • @elijahsorensen4038
    @elijahsorensen4038 Рік тому +11

    Baraka does not simp at all he just wants food

  • @Ming_7322
    @Ming_7322 2 роки тому +30

    Most thirsty male kombatants
    Joker one second later : BOO!

  • @SarahsKnight0
    @SarahsKnight0 Рік тому +11

    4:05 - The best thing about MK11, it keeps referencing the best video game movie ever made.

  • @Xenoscoutknight
    @Xenoscoutknight 2 роки тому +37

    9:40 “I have no words for you.”
    “Because I am so stunning?”
    “Because you are going to die.”

  • @user-fp6xw1hm3o
    @user-fp6xw1hm3o 2 роки тому +88

    Johnny Cage : exists
    All females of all realms: By the gods, No!

    • @thefoxygamer1536
      @thefoxygamer1536 2 роки тому +8

      Except Sonya.

    • @MasterMike_
      @MasterMike_ Рік тому +3

      Except Sindel,Mileena,Sonya ane Jaquie.
      Btw Frost also said her only problem is his arrogance,so she litteraly confirmed to find him attractive.

  • @the-boring-car-guy
    @the-boring-car-guy 2 роки тому +31

    Interesting. I never knew Shang tsung was interested in Sonia

    • @AllFlashNoDash
      @AllFlashNoDash 2 роки тому +13

      In the original Mortal Kombat movie he was quite taken with her.

  • @justsomeguywithagoatee8337
    @justsomeguywithagoatee8337 Рік тому +13

    Want to taste Australia's best blood sausage?
    I'd rather taste your blood, Kano.
    Would you settle for me sausage?
    *Ah yes, the negotiator*

  • @GamerrZOMBIE
    @GamerrZOMBIE  2 роки тому +68

    Hey, Guys thanks for all the support we hope you enjoy our Mortal Kombat 11 Flirty Intros series, these types of videos take us weeks to make. Please
    be sure to help us continue the series by leaving us a comment on the video or sharing the video with friends, Also clicking on the like button. And be
    sure to let us know who you think is the most thirsty & funny flirty out of the Male kombatants?
    Thank you all for the support Likes & Comments. We had a lot of fun making this video and hope you all enjoy it! :)

  • @facuuaf
    @facuuaf 2 роки тому +15

    Johnny Cage you're a married man with kids!

  • @ColonelBragg
    @ColonelBragg 2 роки тому +37

    Spawns is more into tragic memory territory than thirst

    • @kiajahasmr
      @kiajahasmr 2 роки тому +2

      Explain

    • @Apathetic_Person
      @Apathetic_Person 2 роки тому +6

      @@kiajahasmr When he was a human he had a wife,her name is Wanda.She is the whole reason why he agreed to become a Spawn,he wanted to see her one last time.Five years have passed when he came back as a Spawn,his wife ended up with his best friend and they have a daughter,Cyan.

  • @MacAndTheCheese
    @MacAndTheCheese 2 роки тому +36

    why am i down bad for almost all these characters 😭

    • @GamerrZOMBIE
      @GamerrZOMBIE  2 роки тому +4

      It's okay, the rest of us are too!! 😁😁

    • @ilikespongebob6928
      @ilikespongebob6928 2 роки тому

      I don’t blame you at all

    • @MacAndTheCheese
      @MacAndTheCheese Рік тому +4

      @@1lillbluepikmin hear me out but.. shang tsung- i cant be the only one- its not my fault they gave all the characters great designs and voice actors 😭

    • @ilikespongebob6928
      @ilikespongebob6928 Рік тому

      @@MacAndTheCheese Fr 😭

    • @anamggss
      @anamggss Рік тому

      "Barraka liked that"

  • @smackyourlocalfrauditor9767
    @smackyourlocalfrauditor9767 2 роки тому +46

    9:40 lmao savage

  • @LilMissPunchingBag
    @LilMissPunchingBag 2 роки тому +36

    Johnny's was the thirstiest...but JOKER'S WAS THE NASTIEST!!! WTF!! YO!!! X"D IM DED!

  • @rashta5817
    @rashta5817 2 роки тому +102

    How did Kotal go from fucking bug shit Dvorah to the hottest female in MK

    • @GamerrZOMBIE
      @GamerrZOMBIE  2 роки тому +8

      😅😅

    • @sauceboi5965
      @sauceboi5965 2 роки тому +9

      Hmm, not sure about hottest, but she is up there.

    • @whatspopping34
      @whatspopping34 2 роки тому +12

      Why would they even pair her up the Kotal in the first place, that's crazy

    • @rashta5817
      @rashta5817 2 роки тому +13

      @@sauceboi5965 its either her or cassie cage. Kitana is overrated and Scarlet, depends on her face angle she can go from hot to ugly. You think Sindel is the hottest? No you don't your just into Dominatrix. And for people who think mileena, your no different from people who think dvorah is hot

    • @sauceboi5965
      @sauceboi5965 2 роки тому +2

      @@whatspopping34 yeah, bad writing

  • @Mxstic07
    @Mxstic07 2 роки тому +15

    Johnny: what’s cookin good lookin
    Cassie: *T A K E S A Q U I C K P I C*
    Cassie: EeEeEeEeEeWwWwWwWw NnNnOoOoOoOoOo SsEeEeRrIiOooUusLy
    Poor johnny got caught on social meds 😂

  • @Jquez_
    @Jquez_ 2 роки тому +21

    16:54 Joker is down bad

  • @ComerDormirJogar
    @ComerDormirJogar 2 роки тому +17

    2:20 That Face-Off reference!

  • @shivaanrambally9611
    @shivaanrambally9611 2 роки тому +13

    Shao Kahn and Sindel really have that toxic energy with each other.

  • @giajelly2645
    @giajelly2645 2 роки тому +48

    Jade and Sheeva had a lot of pretendents but D'Vorah doesn't have one hello friend zone for Dvorah

    • @abbyanderson524
      @abbyanderson524 10 місяців тому +1

      She's the queen not anyone else every one is just jealous and mad that she killed Scorpion and Melina

  • @metalguy1016
    @metalguy1016 2 роки тому +50

    5:55 We all do Shao Kahn. We all do.

  • @KBlaze
    @KBlaze 9 місяців тому +4

    Kung Lao : I don't suppose you have a Sister
    Kitana : There is only Mileena
    Kung Lao : No thanks, I'll pass 😂😂😂

  • @GojiBoiEarth1964
    @GojiBoiEarth1964 2 роки тому +5

    Sonya and Kitana: *exist*
    Everyone: lemme smash

  • @WeissIsBae14
    @WeissIsBae14 2 роки тому +63

    gotta cosplay as Kotal and find myself a Jade

  • @jaydenterry83
    @jaydenterry83 10 місяців тому +2

    Joker is a real certified freak 😂😂

  • @Dt-2030
    @Dt-2030 2 роки тому +10

    9:25
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD (How does it taste?) DAMMIT SKARLET

    • @dogalrorn
      @dogalrorn 2 роки тому +4

      Had to scroll waaaaaaaay down to find this

  • @abbyanderson524
    @abbyanderson524 10 місяців тому +2

    "How could be so fast be so slow "☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @DynamicAsh5
    @DynamicAsh5 Рік тому +45

    Sub Zero : I Have No Words For You
    Skarlet : Because I am So Stunning
    Sub Zero : Because You Are Going To Die
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bonniethebunny4822
    @Bonniethebunny4822 10 місяців тому +6

    8:45 The Best One Of All 😂

  • @bri1532
    @bri1532 9 місяців тому +1

    “I can eat a peach for hours”yoooo 😂😂😂

  • @joannestealey4482
    @joannestealey4482 Рік тому +10

    Not sure skarlet got what Kano was saying

  • @thehippie3610
    @thehippie3610 2 роки тому +20

    Also Scarlet actually asked Kano how his sausage tasted and yall asking who is the thirstiest

  • @alice-dl6mf
    @alice-dl6mf 11 місяців тому +3

    “Thirsty”
    Baraka: HIDEOUS SKAG

  • @koryteller8
    @koryteller8 Рік тому +4

    I like how Cassie's cup has "Kassie" crossed out and corrected

  • @infedius7214
    @infedius7214 Рік тому +7

    "A simple no would have sufficed"
    Kung Lao is Based.

  • @AltAccount-dz8rp
    @AltAccount-dz8rp 7 місяців тому +1

    9:40 this is literally one of the funniest dialogues in the game for me

  • @YouTube.Pigeon
    @YouTube.Pigeon 2 роки тому +11

    5:18 Please Do...🤣

  • @SamoaVsEverybody814
    @SamoaVsEverybody814 Рік тому +12

    No one:
    ...
    Baraka: "My grandmother's were the biggest!"

  • @randyisking
    @randyisking 2 роки тому +8

    Joker sus asl when he talk to Spawn😂😂

  • @edh286
    @edh286 9 місяців тому +1

    9:18 “Wanna taste Australia’s best blood sausage?”
    “I’d rather taste your blood, Kano”
    *”Would ya settle for me sausage?”* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @unfunny3961
    @unfunny3961 2 роки тому +15

    Every day they get better

  • @michaelmartey6183
    @michaelmartey6183 2 роки тому +11

    Johnny Cage is certainly the thirstiest, Erron Black, Kano, Joker, Shao Kahn in that order

  • @TheElochai
    @TheElochai 10 місяців тому +3

    Kano and peaches and sausage talk…. Wasn’t expecting that. That’s the thirstiest thingsI heard in a video game.

  • @BurlapRat
    @BurlapRat 2 роки тому +5

    They really didn't need to go and make MK11 default costume Kano so hot.

  • @desmonides
    @desmonides 2 роки тому +20

    Imagine half Baraka half Mileena monsterlings

    • @GamerrZOMBIE
      @GamerrZOMBIE  2 роки тому +20

      They would be adorable!! 😁😁

    • @tenji8084
      @tenji8084 2 роки тому +14

      So Takartans?

    • @GamerrZOMBIE
      @GamerrZOMBIE  2 роки тому +5

      LoL 😅😅

    • @ChanMan-mm7fe
      @ChanMan-mm7fe Рік тому +2

      So like... Seventy five percent tarkatan, and twenty five percent human?

  • @IIBEAST91
    @IIBEAST91 Рік тому +2

    -i came to take your ancient power
    -" not what i call it but okay" XD

  • @eumiphase
    @eumiphase Рік тому +9

    Kano’s Aussie?
    If so, I see this as a win.

    • @nrmkay
      @nrmkay Рік тому +4

      He originally wasn't. The folks at NR studios loved Kano's depiction as Aus in the first Mortal Kombat movie(1995) so much they made it cannon

  • @Knightofthenight_7
    @Knightofthenight_7 8 місяців тому +2

    19:46 "would you settle for me sausage?"

  • @werewolfking5945
    @werewolfking5945 Рік тому +5

    Scarlet and her suck you dry quotes make me want to cry 😭😭😭

  • @terriqdrayton1402
    @terriqdrayton1402 Рік тому +3

    Kano - Would you settled for me sausage 🤣