Death of the Derps (Monopoly Plus w/ The Derp Crew - Part 4)
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- Monopoly is Back...AND THE WINNING STREAK IS ALIVE! We have reclaimed the Crown, and Won the last two sessions. But The real question still exists...can The Chilled Chaos Consultancy Firm keep it up? Join us! Leave a Rating if you want more!
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The ChilledChaos Consultancy Firm is back in Action! This time the plan will be a little bit different since we are on a different board. WE ARE GOING TO BUY ALL THE THINGS...THEN ATTEMPT TO LEVERAGE THOSE THINGS FOR BETTER THINGS! THEN USE THOSE BETTER THINGS TO DESTROY THE WORLD.
Join me as we attempt to undermine our friends, get lucky roles, and ultimately continue our sweep of the Derp Crew at Monopoly. I AM BUSINESS MAJOR CHILLED...AND I AM HERE TO CAUSE PANIC :D
So we decided that we would all purchase Monopoly and attempt to be some fat cat monopolists. Seriously though....it doesnt get any better then playing Monopoly and screwing over your friends! That sounds dirty...BUT ITS THE TRUTH. I am always taken out of context.
The Others!
GaLm - / galmhd
Smarty - / tehsmarty
Tom - / tomkitsune
Ze - / zemachinima
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I've never seen this many twists in 30 minutes of monopoly
Technoblade wait tecknoblade you see chilled I seen both of your channels for years tech no blade never dies
LMFAOOOOO
Oh Wow look who it is
This comment is 4 years old. Techno never dies
This is 5 years old only has 5 comments and it’s technoblade
"You're basically just exploiting something..."
Exploiting something like what Ze?
Capitalism?
+HeWhoWatchesYouShower lol
I love your name😂
+HeWhoWatchesYouShower The funny part, the Game is called Monopoly... If you have a monopoly on houses your opponents can't build up and thus you have to pay less when they have to pay more.... it's the entire point of the game.
+HeWhoWatchesYouShower Yea, Ze was kind of butt hurt about it, I thought it was a clever strategy.
+The Chaotic Emerald ze wasn't even hurt by it, he landed on green right after chilled did that. Chilled lost 500 and then tried to se it in his favor, it work half a turn.
I find it funny that people judge Smarty when he was clearly manipulated into upgrading to hotels, which was a sub-optimal move for him, and it clearly made him tilted which affected his game. I may have misheard him but I think he even said he was having a rough month shortly before that.
The true winner is the friendships
I have no idea how many people
can play so many sessions of monopoly
and remain friends, if they were my friends
I would be comparable to hitler
Sometimes they're serious but most of the time they're just having fun fucking each other (GAAAAAAAY!!!)
Especially with Mario Kart. I would never talk to someone if they threaten my future dog
+Sire Cheesus Anthony said it: It's just a game GaLm.
+Sire Cheesus i agree. especially friends with smarty.
+Trexmaster12 GaLm and Chilled are both Anthony so that can get confused a bit
They all forgot that Ze never mortgaged the reds. Godammit Smarty, you could saved most of your houses and hotels.
I know right! I physically wanted to go slap him for not seeing what was there!
+samtherat6 his name is smarty for a reason
+samtherat6 Smarty doesn't even know that mortgaging gives you money to work with. These past few games he always flops with mortgages.
It's one of many things that holds him back. He just doesn't really care for the rules I guess.
+Asterite100 It's not that he doesn't care it's that he is generally bad at games and simply cannot play well at all.
Yea I get a feeling he was distracted by something, maybe fight with gf?
Anyways should of mortgaged red and railroads before even touching the rest. And then maybe light blue before touching blue.
Episode 4:
Battle for the available houses
Episode 5: The Chilly Willy Strikes Back! :D
Episode 6: The white guy kills the black guy (sorry GaLm)
Episode 7: Smarty strikes again.
Episode 8: Galm returns from the dead for some unfinished business. (See what I did there)
+Xavier o'neal episode 9: the end of the consultancy firm
Episode 10: the race for jail
Episode 11:
No more condoms
episode 12: Friendship and life ruined
*_Veni, vidi, vici._*
Chilled overcame that challenge many games ago.
Yet like the famous Emperor Caesar, well, his former -manipulated- comrades got very _'stabby.'_
+StormShaun Oh there you are... Was wondering where your comment was....
Let the jokes about smarty's ironic name commence!
Personally I don't think it's funny but other people do but yeh like it's kinda mean but ugh I rlly couldn't be bothered but what makes me happy is that smarty said he didn't care so I am not going to be bothered
+Daniel Watterson There was a really good example why everyone thinks smarty is stupid here in this episode. Instead of screwing Galm over with the last orange, he just hands it to him for 10 dollars, I mean are you serious? He gave him whole control of the left side of the board for literally nothing. Another example was at the end and he was mortgaging his light blue (cyan) properties, he didn't realize they had to be taken down evenly even though this is like what the 9th or 10th game the derp crew has done?
+King of Fedoras HE DOESN'T CARE DUDE, LOOK AT HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION...seems like Smarty has a lot on his mind right now and I doubt that these stupid jokes will help him. You should be thankful that he provides us with entertainment (he lets us laugh at him just like the rest of the Derp Crew, but that doesn't mean he is giving us the right to be mean to him).
Smarty is just too sweet for this world
+Daniel Watterson You must really like 'buts.'
Everyone's standings/mindset by the end of this episode (Part 4):
Chilled: "I hate this game when I get bad rolls."
Smarty: "I hate everyone hating on me."
Ze: "I hate Chilled."
Tom: "I love these live front row seats to the making of the newest Monopoly series."
Galm: "I hate everyone until the game starts going my way, now I'm chill."
One of these don't belong.....we must burn it. Anyway, it's a pretty even split among Chilled, Smarty, and Galm now, with Smarty somewhat behind. -I sense a "And the winner is...." coming soon~- Or not, since there are 2 videos left hidden in the monopoly playlist! (Thanks Salil)
+Anime9042 Lies. Winter came this morning for me. 38 degrees man 38 Degrees. With wind.
There's still a couple more in the playlist!
+Salil Purandare Oh wow, so there is, I'ma just fix that real quick.....
Anime9042 ;D
in fairness, Ze's hatred is unjustified, as that one was didn't change when Chilled did his 'house hoarding' strategy
I love how Chilled is literally the only person who understands that Monopoly is a game of screwing other people. The original creator of the game designed it to show how awful unregulated economies could be.
The funniest part is how successful the game is, and how be probably made very little money off it, cause I don't think he had the patent. Eg, another failing of a shit economy, patents, trademarks and copyright.
I am NEVER this person, but this time it just felt like Smarty wasn't there. Is he ok? Cause he was just so disconnected, then when he did talk, it felt awkward and forced. I mean, it's not new, it's him, but I just hope everything is going well for him because it felt so disconnected.
I noticed that too, i wanna give him a hug or something
I'm pretty sure he was just texting his girlfriend he does it almost ever monopoly game
I was so excited for this video. I love monopoly.
+OneSecondNinja smarty looks less excited.
+Grimhof Smarty seemed depressed even though he was winning and he wasn't really affected when he got a lot of money or when he lost money...
+OneSecondNinja I love you more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
0Wawagon0
if they were to do this in real life at least 2 people would be dead by now
this is real life wtf
ThatGamePlaya like the board game, the real life board game where they have to physically be next to each other
+ThatGamePlaya Technically this is a game.. so if they really did this in real life one of them would be running for president (did you appreciate my Donald Trump joke), and yea a few would be dead.
ChaoticCC If it was real life, one if them WOULD be President.
I love these videos, but it's frustrating when we have to listen to Ze whine and watch Smarty be oblivious to absolutely everything. He just doesn't get what is going on ever, you can see it on his face xD
AbsoluteZeroHumor smarty annoys the hell outta me with the way everyone manipulates him.
THE COMEBACK FROM THE CHILLY WILLY DESPITE HIS HORRIBLE LUCK WITH DICE ROLLS (maybe you shouldn't go to different hotels EVERY FUCKING NIGHT CHILLED)
oh my god why did smarty make all those hotels... opening up 12 houses for the others was the worst move he could have done. Increased his property value by 25% but now allows everyone else to quadruple their own
+Alex Hutcheson disregard, chilled fixed the problem
*2 year old comment i know*
There is one word.
autism
the housing limit is in the game specifically so that it can be played in the way that chilled is playing them. the limit is supposed to be used strategically
Next time derp crew gets together, play the board type monopoly
+Brian Avila but then they'd really die
+JDCC Galm would smash smarty's head in within the first 5 minutes
I think one of them would rage a bit too much and throw the board with everything on it. And everyone would lose their progress and that would be the end...
At least doing this, they would understand why there was a limited amount of hotels and houses in the digital version of monopoly...
loved this episode even more than usual, so much tension and action!
even tough ze's nagging was a bit annoying.... one of the tips even suggests not to always upgrade to hotels just because there isnt an infinite amount of houses. its tactic and should be "exploited" if given the chance.
chilled, next time you upload, don't put someone in front of something important, like oh saaayyy.....the amount of money you have
+cat videos FTW I don't think it matters where he puts it, people will bitch about its placement no matter what, the pain of five face cams.
+Kyle Thibodeau right side is good its only his cam should move up to the top left corner
+Kyle Thibodeau The pain of facecams in general. It's why I think they're really just useless...
+cat videos FTW watch Ze's persective his is much better. you can see everything
TheDarky20082008 i am lol
Man you gotta feel bad for chilled here, the browns god avoided like 10 times in this session and everyone went to jail like twice instead of landing on the green, than to add insult to injury he lands on a fully built monopoly and than a monopoly with 4 houses. The only good things that has happened to chilled this session so far was free parking and the 1000 from Smarty, but to be honest he probably should have a lot more by now.
Does anyone else think smarty seems depressed ☹
I think it's because he doesn't like all the tensions a "fun" game is creating between everyone
+Nyu cyber bullying doesn't exist spread your progressive bullshit somewhere else
+Nyu but seriously, something is up with him... i WANT TO HELP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you
+Novagthd are you..stupid
why sad face after comment?
I don't like how they force Smarty to play badly by taking advantage of his good nature, Chilled surprisingly was being a good friend this episode
That's one more reason why you know you can count on The Chilled Chaos Consultancy Firm; Even when it seems like it's about to go under, it claws its way back into the game.
This is by far the best monopoly game yet. its quite even, based mostly on luck, and has many devious schemes in play. mostly by chilled
The moment in Chilleds eyes where he realized his friends were more important than winning the game is actually kinda beautiful
_"Under the Boardwalk."_
*_"Go to Reading Railroad!"_*
_"Under the Boardwalk."_
*_"Right In Front of Smarty's Hotels!"_*
21:59 literally left me in tears my god I love you ze. Anyone else felt that
They should play this incredibly drunk around Christmas. Always the right way to play.
Holy crap, that plot twist near the end with smarty's roll was unreal
I like how Smarty completely ruined his chances by selling his hotels and houses instead of mortgaging the railroads and reds. You can see it in Chilled's face cam. "What the fuck is he doing???"
This just might be the best monopoly episode of chilled
"Chilled's just lucky"
That's a callback from a while back... Man how things have changed
God the tension towards Chilled at the beginning 10 minutes...
I was laughing my ass off when at first Chilled was being fucked and then it was turned around in a snap of a finger XD
Well, at least now Smarty's attitude matches his position. Nothing is ever enough to please him.
I saw the title and "This love will be the death of me, but I know, I'll die happily!" started playing in my mind. Then I changed happily to "by fuckery." Poor Ze. XD
Just had to sit through a Comedy Central ad about Isis and it was pretty funny
Look at Galm's face cam at 12:55. He looks like he's playing an extra in a low-budget movie.
I'm surprised you guys are still friends after this 😂
Zak I am surprised that you played which Muchingbrotato
Ze got so salty he started getting real on all yall
I like how Ze whined about a rule in the game that's been an always in the board game Monopoly. Love the guy but good god.
One of the funniest monoply videos in a long time 10/10
Didn't anyone notice something strange in smarty? He seems quite upset about something in the mid of the video, and it wasn't from the game.
That face at 29:19 was the same face I made, he must not have realized he had reds to mortgage.
That lucky roll at the end. I gotta say this is the best monopoly so far.
Just watching is makin me have highs and lows holy hell m8
smarty needs to learn how to play and make decisions by himself but it's what makes these series so great #teamchilled
I need to go out more. Been sat here for 2 hours waiting for this to be uploaded... I need friends
"Doubles! :D" -Tom Fawkes 2k15
smarty had has reds to mortgage, but goes for the others
+Estevan Cervantes Smarty is a not so smarty, what's new?
I like how Tom is like never angry lol
I thought Chilled was dead, but then Smarty got bad luck... This is a three-way war now. GaLm, Smarty, and the Chilled Chaos Consultancy Firm. Whoever wins, this has been a close game.
Smarty gets mad bcuz he doesn't understand the game of monopoly and he's not sure who's trying to help him and who's trying to hurt him. It's so funny!
Nooo i thought it would be over this episode, now I have to wait 2 days, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
Did Ze wanting Smarty to smile at his death & smile in general make anyone else of that movie Coraline?
Chilled get houses, get money. Get money, get houses. A old tactic I used
Smarty needed to upgrade those properties while he was in jail.
"Get rid of those Browns"
-ZeRoyalViking-
A glimmer of hope near the end.
Awesome a Chilled Chaos video on my birthday :D
God damn, more evidence of Smarty's stupidity. I swear he doesn't put in any actual thought into his choices especially when he destroyed all his monopolies to pay chilled.
I was so worried for chilled in this episode. But hey, luck is a fickle lady.
I hate to say it, but I don't get why Smarty plays games with the Derp Crew sometimes. I know they are all friends but sometimes I just feel like Smarty would be happier passing on a game every now and then. Like how when Smarty had full control of the houses and they gave him shit because he had power and then when he has no power they still give him shit. I would've just said fuck you guys I'm keeping my houses so you fuckers can't have them after the shit they kept giving them.
The rise and fall (and rise again) of Chilled Chaos.
this episode is the reason why you should never be an ass in monopoly
I want to see them get together and play Fallout Monopoly!
Smarty could've gotten the thousand by mortgaging the reds and railroads easily. That infuriated me so much LOL.
Ok I just find it really cheap to Chilled or anyone in that situation when Smarty purposefully lost the auction, like he could've easily won he had more liquid asset than galm and could've prevented galm from getting that orange monopoly. Smarty truly deserved what he got with the dice roll because obviously he is not interested in monopoly. In fact, I would say this might be Smarty's last time playing monopoly with the derp crew based on his trend in attitude with the last couple monopoly games
Bankrupt from the water card, poor Tom, dying in such an embarrassing way.
There are worse ways to die. My friend died by the $15 speeding fine last time we played xD He stopped playing with me forever because he is still angry and it's been over a year now xD
+K Patel hahahahaha
or 'chairman of the board' where you literally die to be re-elected
When smarty didnt mortgage the reds.....
Because it's a better chance to get money then having to hope you get shit from 3 places
Chilled: Alright Smarty, if you could roll a 20 please
Smarty: You c.. you can do that?
**facepalm**
+Jyiannaros Doubles?
Chilled, you're good at this.
the best part of my day chilled and the derp crew
23:58 and for the probably 42nd time this game, Chilled wants to strangle Smarty.
Ze is so cute, snuggling his cushion xD
the house rule has always been a rule but its just chilled always went straight to hotels normally leaving the houses for other people and smarty ruined himself by destroying all his houses
just becuase of that mad play, im leaving a like on this vid
I thought near the end of the video that Smarty rage quit and GaLm rolled a 3 and he rage quit too. Fastest way for Chilled to win.
I agree with Galm and Ze, it's a dick move to prevent anyone else from getting houses purposely. and the only reason Chilled supported it was because he was able to get himself houses, if he was in the opposite position he'd be even more upset about it
I can live and breathe another day
Draws Boardwalk card
Galm is like the chinese mafia... kinda funny but deadly!
Episode 4: "THE GLORY ROLL"
Tom and Ze are always the first to go bankrupt.
This game tests Chilled's sanity.
I see the monopoly gods still favour Chilled
The damnest thing is that Chilled is the smartest player here, but always finds himself fucked by RNG. Imagine Chilled's skill with Smarty's luck.
to Galm: Someone poisoned the waterhole -woody from Toy Story
The episode where Chilled realizes that he does indeed screw people over, which before this, he has vehemently denied he does.
Edit: Also, Lady Luck is so carrying Smarty up a mountain. God damn!
At least Ze is consistent with his whining... Gets mad at Smarty not upgrading, gets mad at Chilled not upgrading. Galm yells at Smarty and then laughs when Chilled gets rid of his houses so no one else can buy any.
Smarty really shouldn't have upgraded. Ze and Galm were complaining because he had them by the balls. Yeah, he gets maybe an extra 100 if they land on it, but with the houses available he's going to have to pay substantially more when he lands Ze's/ Galm's. If Smarty/ Chilled don't win this one I'll give them the spiritual victory.
Ummm, it's a normal rule in monopoly to have a limited number of houses and hotels.
smarty did know he could have mortgaged the reds and his railroads at the end right.
you can tell me cosmic forces don't exist, then stuff like this happens.
Galm is so great XD DONT GIVE HIM IDEAS!
Please sign this petition to give Chilled a small loan of a million dollars :)
smarty gets upset over small details yet he is winning half the time
I'm routing for you to win Chilled! :)
I WAS SO INTO IT AND THEN THE OUTRO PLAYED AND I'M IKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ok for real, smarty has to stop leaving and coming back. it just shows he does not give one fuck about his recordings
+Monkeybomb I mean, for all we know, he could've lost somebody, and said yes to this game, in an attempt to forget, or similar. Don't judge a book by its cover.
+Victoria Talyarin (Valraven) He's been doing this for many of his games such as worms and this game, you think he lost 20+ people?
+Monkeybomb Maybe he get's up because he HAS to get up. He WAS bankrupt after the 5th episode after all. And he was most likely waiting for his turn.
+Captain Crikey He doesn't HAVE to get up at all, freaking ze was the second one to leave and he was patient enough to stay and commentate. By your logic, when Smarty did die at the 5th episode, he could have just stopped recording. That would be better than to still record and not give one single fuck.
Monkeybomb Well he can get up if he want's. And when the videos are already posted, there's nothing you can do about by the time the video goes up. So stop complaining