That sunflower thing got me up thinking we should make like a valentines day type holiday that just celebrates bros being bros Bring your best bro flowers and beer and cheese baskets Sales on BBQ stuff in stores Send “I appreciate you man” cards to all your male friends Like those drunk text that guys send confessing their platonic love to each other and their mom. Only its a day that you do that sober. I love the idea of flower arrangements with beer. Half off on hamburger patties and hot dogs. Super smash bros parties everywhere. Edit : so we are pushing for the 15th day after Vday for bro appreciation day - buy the guys you know flowers because they never get them and getting flowers is nice
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0:29 When I was younger and living in Nebraska a 20-year-old commercial for a certain local Chinese restaurant would appear on TV at random and rare times.
Dude Tumblr is like a cockroach. No matter how many times you think you’ve killed it it’s still there, twitching on your kitchen floor, spilling roach juices all over the place
8:24 that actually reminds me of the Seikilos epitaph, which is the oldest complete song in the world , from Ancient Greece ‘While you live, shine have no grief at all life exists only for a short while and time demands its toll. ’
2:17 just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world......she took the midnight train, going anywhere....... Just a city boy! Born and raised in south Detroit..............he took the midnight train going anywhere......
2:00 One of my professors pulled that crap on me in class. During first day "introduce yourself" thing I gave my name and this happened: Professor: "Oh, your name is (UltimateHalG)? My daughter named her baby that." Me: "Aw, that's cute!" Professor: "I hate that name." Me: "Oh."
Me: year I'm really tough Me: afraid of alarms because I hear my alarm in my dreams before I wake up and whenever I hear beeping I think "OH GOD I'VE BEEN SLEEPING THIS WHOLE TIME..."
@@Kiki-uz9ur Well just because it fits doesn't mean it's comfortable. I want to feel pleasure too, instead of feeling like I have a strapon that's attached to me.
Re: condoms There's a difference between 'can be put inside something ' and 'is comfortable to wear'. The ring at the base is meant to be fairly tight, so this can be uncomfortable. That said there's tons of sizes available so it's still no excuse
There are simultaneously infinite and finite universes, due to an infinite amount of universes being created and destroyed. You're welcome for the potential existentialism.
One thing those condom arguments forgot? Your foot/arm/two liters of soda don’t suddenly go flaccid and become impossible to put a condom on if too much pressure is applied to the end.
3:54 this is actually a picture from a dutch holiday. his name is Sinterklaas, we celebrate this on the 5th of september (only little kids tho) and after sinterklaas we just celebrate Christmas like normal ppl if anyone wants an explanation on this holiday just respond or something
I noticed I had this in my favourites but I couldn't remember why. As the video wore on, I considered removing it from that list. I then reached the epic of the Skywhale. It's stayng in favourites.
I fear no man, but those things... 2:31 *They scare me.* Also, a kid said "Hi sisters" on a game, and I was a male character, I said "I'm not a girl xd" and she walked up to me and said *"was I talking to you, ape?"* Same energy as 6:19 .
9:58 you are suppose to cut them while you boil them its better that way plus you need sause to stop then from falling I am very italian and we make pasta every week my papa taught me that one
Technically I have seen a Chinese restaurant commercial but it involved a cow boy and felt just like a used car commercial pretty sure the cowboy was either the owner or an employee or freinds with the owner so the whole Chinese thing is almost certainly not by blood.
About condoms, ladies: Just because it CAN physically fit does not mean it should. Not all of them are very comfortable like that. My bf has no illusions about his perfectly average-sized piece. Most condoms fit just fine. But we have gotten cheap ones that were too tight and made him almost totally numb. *Now, don’t go having sex without a condom!!!!* But if he says it hurts, or it’s numb, don’t ignore him. Just go get some different ones. They’re just condoms. It’s not a big deal to just go into a store and buy some. Or to get some from planned parenthood or a similar organization for free if you can’t afford them. (Those ARE generally the cheap ass ones though).
that skywhale story was incredible, saving this video to my favorites.
That sunflower thing got me up thinking we should make like a valentines day type holiday that just celebrates bros being bros
Bring your best bro flowers and beer and cheese baskets
Sales on BBQ stuff in stores
Send “I appreciate you man” cards to all your male friends
Like those drunk text that guys send confessing their platonic love to each other and their mom. Only its a day that you do that sober.
I love the idea of flower arrangements with beer.
Half off on hamburger patties and hot dogs. Super smash bros parties everywhere.
Edit : so we are pushing for the 15th day after Vday for bro appreciation day - buy the guys you know flowers because they never get them and getting flowers is nice
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Snoi Med
Yeah those could be fun too
Like i think this would kick off and help men feel okay showing appreciation and affection to each other
THIS
Heil Hux
As a caterer i also will benefit from more holidays :p
What's better than this?
Guys being dudes
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Clickerkiller8 Why did you stop?
Why can't I hold all those sea slugs?!
Guys stop! My inventory is getting cluttered!
*Thank*
Yall ever just crawl out of a sewage drain just to say "The waters warm down here!"
Idk, do you do *_It_* ?
SUre
GrantDebutois is this a metaphor for tumblr
Uhhh I don't think so
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Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
That doesnt rhyme
@@krishnaj2618 it's from a song you absolute peanut of a human
Please be joking
And it’s all in my head
But she’s touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go 🎵
yosequepuedovolar And I just can’t look
Its killing meee
And taking control
@@toter.korper jeeeealousy
Turning saints intooo the sea
The sunflower one is so cute though, what a good friend
3:27 is Bojack Horseman and Mr. Peanutbutters, don’t try to tell me otherwise
I thought it kinda looked like Beatrice
I don't know why but the mini horse one really got me. I laughed so hard. There where tears.
0:29 When I was younger and living in Nebraska a 20-year-old commercial for a certain local Chinese restaurant would appear on TV at random and rare times.
The Chinese Illuminati
Wait, Tumblr still exists?
No
Barely
Ghost tumblr going through a scene phase
Dude Tumblr is like a cockroach. No matter how many times you think you’ve killed it it’s still there, twitching on your kitchen floor, spilling roach juices all over the place
@CartoonishIdealism that is the most accurate description of Tumblr I've ever seen.
8:24 that actually reminds me of the Seikilos epitaph, which is the oldest complete song in the world , from Ancient Greece
‘While you live, shine
have no grief at all
life exists only for a short while
and time demands its toll. ’
Tumblr is sure Wumblr
Why can't I hold all these sea slugs?
my hobby is looking at the name of every single tumblr user in these kinds of videos and seeing if they're in one of my fandoms
0:00 *"Did somebody say Knack?"*
Wait a second, this isn’t bookworm adventures 2.
Yeargh board the steam ships. We are hunting skywhales for their mammary floats.
2:17 just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world......she took the midnight train, going anywhere.......
Just a city boy! Born and raised in south Detroit..............he took the midnight train going anywhere......
....Strangers......Waiting.......
I saw her in a smokey room...
--smell of wine and cheap perfume.......
2:00 One of my professors pulled that crap on me in class. During first day "introduce yourself" thing I gave my name and this happened:
Professor: "Oh, your name is (UltimateHalG)? My daughter named her baby that."
Me: "Aw, that's cute!"
Professor: "I hate that name."
Me: "Oh."
That is a very interesting professor. I like your name though
Fun fact: My mom got to talk to the guy that voiced Flynn Rider and it was cool. My mom is the coolest accountant
R/thathappenned
Me: year I'm really tough
Me: afraid of alarms because I hear my alarm in my dreams before I wake up and whenever I hear beeping I think "OH GOD I'VE BEEN SLEEPING THIS WHOLE TIME..."
"I'm an astrophysicist." Spit out my water there, almost killed my computer.
We need a greentext story based of the skywhale
The condom thing, put it in your arm and imitate the motion of formication mate... It will break.
There are bigger condoms anyway
I dont want the word "fornication" and "mate" in the same sentence ever
@@weethetniet9427 lucky for you then, cause they said formication, not fornication
I can't get the condom into my arm... am I supposed to inject it or something
The fact that it can even be placed upon an arm means that it'll fit on your fucking schlong.
@@Kiki-uz9ur Well just because it fits doesn't mean it's comfortable. I want to feel pleasure too, instead of feeling like I have a strapon that's attached to me.
Idk why "air blender" made me crack up badly 😂😂
despacito
Yes.
Yo I see you on so many Text2Meme videos
The fall of Sealdrop?
3:52 when you’re dutch and know exactly what this is supposed to be.
Vance Nielson Please for us *_Y a n k e e s ._*
Fine then, keep your secrets.
It's a picture of Sinterklaas, the original santa claus, and the center of the dutch holiday of the same name
0:56 I spammed the save icon on my computer documents
That story about the Skywhale is the best thing. I love it so much.
Imagine being in Canberra and you get a notification saying "World event boss has been slain"
"I'm an astrophysicist" translates to "The number of bones in the human body has nothing to do with my field.
7:11 my teacher taught us the same thing except she said " if they tell you there to big for a condom laugh and then hand them a extra small condom"
3:50 when you're about to leave spain and you just hear that your workforce is racist
nah, you just go and take the people claiming you are racist back to spain. ‘wie stout is de roe’ amirite?
When you realize americans are seeing your story without the needed context
"Min Kampf" getting strong mr krabs vibes here
Re: condoms
There's a difference between 'can be put inside something ' and 'is comfortable to wear'.
The ring at the base is meant to be fairly tight, so this can be uncomfortable.
That said there's tons of sizes available so it's still no excuse
The Skywhale story was just ....perfect.
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If he ever says that the condom's too small show him the SlowMoGuys video of the condom in the wind tunnel, then turn and say "bullshit."
"So I have made the decision to trust you."
"A horrible decision, really."
An accurate description of modern day politics.
There are simultaneously infinite and finite universes, due to an infinite amount of universes being created and destroyed. You're welcome for the potential existentialism.
Okay but props to the partner on the sunflower one cause I know that some couples wouldn't like that
1:34 My dumbass did this multiple times even when I knew what would happen lmao
One thing those condom arguments forgot? Your foot/arm/two liters of soda don’t suddenly go flaccid and become impossible to put a condom on if too much pressure is applied to the end.
3:54 this is actually a picture from a dutch holiday. his name is Sinterklaas, we celebrate this on the 5th of september (only little kids tho) and after sinterklaas we just celebrate Christmas like normal ppl
if anyone wants an explanation on this holiday just respond or something
3:48 , no he isn't santa!!! He is my childhood hero *sobs* just look up Sinterklaas
0:44 you’re completely overlooking animal jam
The guy on the last one must have a killer throw for that to happen.
5:47 I am laughing hard on the inside.
i havn't laughed like that in a long time
what is this double save you speak of. I have only known of the all mighty TRIPLE save
Wait, no, don't end yet! What the fuck am I supposed to do with all of these sea slugs?
I noticed I had this in my favourites but I couldn't remember why. As the video wore on, I considered removing it from that list. I then reached the epic of the Skywhale. It's stayng in favourites.
What clip is used in the pic at 0:27? I’ve been trying to find it for a month but my trials have been futile
Sammy M I love you bear my first child please
Damn, they really be out here Captain Ahab-ing whale balloons, huh?
I like Pepsi now because Steve Carrell was in a Pepsi commercial
I fear no man, but those things... 2:31
*They scare me.*
Also, a kid said "Hi sisters" on a game, and I was a male character, I said "I'm not a girl xd" and she walked up to me and said *"was I talking to you, ape?"* Same energy as 6:19 .
5:06 DON-CHAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
9:58 you are suppose to cut them while you boil them its better that way plus you need sause to stop then from falling I am very italian and we make pasta every week my papa taught me that one
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I thought that was a small plastic foot with two tiny condoms next to it.
I did not know that it was an actual human foot
I was so confused about the skywhale until they said it was a balloon
guys there was a commercial for a dogs journey and it’s oh my gosh it’s perfection
OH MY GOSH ITS AMAZING THERE WAS A JUST O MY GOSH YES
1:39 how it shows: having a nose that's not broken
I was talking to myself while watching and I just
I just said
*air wender r r rr *
Early squad where are you?
That's not how memer's work.
Found out my bf loves tiger lilies and coconuts after this. Time to go to the store.
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Ehem..
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1:13 to yall wondering its veni vidi vichi
1:39 If U bite your tongue, it hurts more than losing diamonds
0:59 I always double save and I have anxiety
3 words
"Chinese Super Buffet "
4:03 solve mysteries? SCOOBY DOO
Technically I have seen a Chinese restaurant commercial but it involved a cow boy and felt just like a used car commercial pretty sure the cowboy was either the owner or an employee or freinds with the owner so the whole Chinese thing is almost certainly not by blood.
4:04 try explaining it to me now. I am so confused, who messed up to make this meme
2:31 THAT'S MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
3:50
when America declares their independence
is there like an actual clifford the big red dog active fan base?
Glorious.
1:48 I saw this, but as a dog version.
10:05 "call me ishmael"
0:59 but, what if a triple saved?
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0:40 now they're going to bed
3:42 This is Marco Diaz erasure and I won't stand for it.
As a RWBY fan, I would love to be named Juniper.
0:44 I played Both of the games and still play them and I'm rich asf on both on them and you know what I am now?....
*A Gamer Furry.*
Early only 200 views love you
1 2 7 3 DOWN on ROCKEFELLER street
0:44 habbo was mah *childhood*
What's the whole, destroy planets with 1% power,thing?
3:51 its sinterklaas guys
Fact: if you thought Club Penguin was better than Poptropica. Jokes on you because only one of those shits still exists.
That's Alexander Hamilton's wiki page isn't it?
Why is this info so fitting... honestly it just makes sense
Uhhh Im so early let me think of a joke.
1:37 yes
0.45 that is Mildly infuriating
RIP sky whale.
I like the name juniper :)
I am that person from last week, what is this 1% that I keep seeing everywhere?
Something to do with the live action Scooby Doo thing, Shaggy is a meme again lol
Oh yeah yeah
About condoms, ladies:
Just because it CAN physically fit does not mean it should. Not all of them are very comfortable like that. My bf has no illusions about his perfectly average-sized piece. Most condoms fit just fine. But we have gotten cheap ones that were too tight and made him almost totally numb.
*Now, don’t go having sex without a condom!!!!*
But if he says it hurts, or it’s numb, don’t ignore him. Just go get some different ones. They’re just condoms. It’s not a big deal to just go into a store and buy some. Or to get some from planned parenthood or a similar organization for free if you can’t afford them. (Those ARE generally the cheap ass ones though).
3:26 bojack horseman
This is funny
Suuuunflowers