You Shall Not Pass, Dog

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  • Опубліковано 4 гру 2013
  • Sweet dogs terrified of walking past cats: a dramatic compilation.
    Source: HuffPost Comedy

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  • @Ikkikun29
    @Ikkikun29 4 роки тому +7007

    Human: "C'mon it's just a cat"
    Cat staring intensely:"Yes... C'mon, I'm just a cat." 😈

  • @CelebrianUndomiel
    @CelebrianUndomiel 9 років тому +483

    Cat: you stay right there
    Dog: ...yes, master

  • @TheSnipingFrenzy
    @TheSnipingFrenzy 3 роки тому +2350

    Dogs: "Let me pass?"
    Cats:
    Dogs:"Understandable have a nice day."

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 3 роки тому

      hhhahaa memes le reddit xDDDDDD

    • @Renor1988
      @Renor1988 3 роки тому +13

      Cats: ◉_◉

    • @Aidan-mt6cl
      @Aidan-mt6cl 3 роки тому

      Why does everyone say this on every video?

    • @lynettepalecek3141
      @lynettepalecek3141 3 роки тому +9

      @Mary Antonio Get a life. It was harmless fun. The adults were there watching so that no harm would come to the CATS as well as the dogs.

    • @lynettepalecek3141
      @lynettepalecek3141 3 роки тому +17

      @Mary Antonio That's your opinion. I have my opinion from what I've experienced. If the dog's owner was more responsible and tried to get the dog to be friends with the cat, then the cat wouldn't react by swatting the dog. From the time I was 14 until I was 30, our cats never attacked our dog. They got along very well.

  • @abigase135
    @abigase135 3 роки тому +781

    I love how the cats do nothing but sit there staring and the dogs are scared

    • @rogermartin798
      @rogermartin798 3 роки тому +54

      Dogs know those claws HURT !

    • @lynettepalecek3141
      @lynettepalecek3141 3 роки тому +18

      @@rogermartin798 The dogs are even scared when they know that the cat doesn't have any claws.

    • @adarshshetty5829
      @adarshshetty5829 3 роки тому +10

      The dogs will shred them apart if angry.

    • @lynettepalecek3141
      @lynettepalecek3141 3 роки тому +57

      @@adarshshetty5829 I disagree. Cats are extremely fast, agile, strong, and intelligent. Dogs know that which is why they're afraid of the cats.

    • @adarshshetty5829
      @adarshshetty5829 3 роки тому +10

      @@lynettepalecek3141 Should I send you videos of dogs beat the shit out of cats.Dogs are too much for cats to handle in a fight especially big breeds.

  • @Lostsage01
    @Lostsage01 4 роки тому +4603

    Person: C’mon, he’s not gonna hurt you
    Dog: You don’t know him like I do

    • @MrEdZadi
      @MrEdZadi 4 роки тому +14

      Lostsage01 haha

    • @sandymoonstone855
      @sandymoonstone855 4 роки тому +160

      humans don't know what goes on at night

    • @welcometolife4237
      @welcometolife4237 4 роки тому

      Simple

    • @leebob86
      @leebob86 4 роки тому +44

      @@sandymoonstone855, a kitty at night, total run of the house. Looking out the window at the creatures of the night.

    • @yabisasaja
      @yabisasaja 4 роки тому +2

      😂

  • @06hatter
    @06hatter 4 роки тому +4353

    the cats are definitely enjoying every second of this shit

    • @galvani14
      @galvani14 4 роки тому +129

      Every fucking second!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @meow_bastard
      @meow_bastard 4 роки тому +3

      stfu

    • @dametreuspppp8734
      @dametreuspppp8734 4 роки тому +56

      I love both cats and dogs but cats are so sneaky 😂😂😂😂 I was like poor dog is being tortured. My friends cat use to bite me the moment I stopped rubbing her lol

    • @vladimirstanescu6616
      @vladimirstanescu6616 4 роки тому +10

      Me too, and I am not a cat...

    • @app8790
      @app8790 4 роки тому

      @Corey Mullis the are rude because they are cat lovers. So they behave like cats

  • @fensen6949
    @fensen6949 3 роки тому +1786

    Human : laughs when a Dog is scared of cats
    Also human : shit themselves after seeing a cockroach..

    • @ethelredhardrede1838
      @ethelredhardrede1838 3 роки тому +42

      They rarely fly and many have never seen that happen.

    • @pamelqtaylor8335
      @pamelqtaylor8335 3 роки тому +15

      Dies? No turns into the human version of the Kool-Aid man and busts through a wall to get away from the damn thing!

    • @franchstar1
      @franchstar1 3 роки тому +23

      most people are not really scared of cockroaches, they just find them discusting. Spiders though, people are so scared of those xD

    • @ethelredhardrede1838
      @ethelredhardrede1838 3 роки тому +42

      @@franchstar1
      "most people are not really scared of cockroaches, they just find them discusting. "
      Wait till you see a cockroach take flight in the direction of someone. Startles the hell out of anyone. At least the first time.
      ". Spiders though, people are so scared of those
      I am more annoyed with them. Unless its a black widow or maybe a brown. Of course I don't live in Australia.

    • @mirrortoyourweakness9769
      @mirrortoyourweakness9769 3 роки тому

      It's systemic.

  • @californiarollwithramensea8220
    @californiarollwithramensea8220 3 роки тому +211

    "The cat isnt going to hurt you"
    Dogs "then why is he looking at me like that"

  • @mothafuger
    @mothafuger 4 роки тому +1941

    Dog walks by
    Cat: *So you have chosen death*

  • @LeoBlight
    @LeoBlight 4 роки тому +2593

    This is proof that there is something that goes on when the humans are not home!!! 🤫

    • @helicoptersrkool
      @helicoptersrkool 4 роки тому +353

      Cats definetly abuse dogs lol. If anyone observed a human behaving like this around another human we would all come to one conclusion, abuse. But the little puddy cat is a master manipulator and will fool us into thinking the dog is just a big wuss.

    • @magusblack512
      @magusblack512 4 роки тому +36

      Leo Blight I agree the secret life of pets. I sure would like to know.

    • @MrChase115
      @MrChase115 4 роки тому +37

      Yah, it’s called prison sex ! I’m gonna find the biggest guy in here and dominate him,... sexually.

    • @youresoakinginit2113
      @youresoakinginit2113 4 роки тому +2

      Magus Black --
      Drop Cam.

    • @infinitive7654
      @infinitive7654 4 роки тому +39

      @@MrChase115 bruh, I-

  • @Moodymongul
    @Moodymongul 3 роки тому +363

    Human: "Come on Rover"
    Dog: *looks at cat*
    Cat: "Go ahead punk ..make my day!"

    • @kkgt6591
      @kkgt6591 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @prehistoriccreature1800
      @prehistoriccreature1800 3 роки тому +1

      and then the Dog rips its head off : "Yes."

    • @sw-4733
      @sw-4733 3 роки тому

      clint eastwood xd

    • @gwendolynhill979
      @gwendolynhill979 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @janeyrevanescence12
      @janeyrevanescence12 3 дні тому

      “I know what you’re thinking…did I swipe at you five times or six? Well in this excitement, I just forgot myself. So you have to ask one question….do you feel lucky? Well do you, pup?”

  • @AgentAika001
    @AgentAika001 3 роки тому +143

    Cat "stupid dog thinks i care about it walking past me"
    Also cat "im so gonna mess him up when he walks past"

  • @timidequinox1789
    @timidequinox1789 4 роки тому +941

    Notice how all these cats were sitting in a strategic position like the stairs , door entrances so on. Coincidence ? I think not !

    • @skoobydoo5357
      @skoobydoo5357 4 роки тому +22

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamesmario3162
      @jamesmario3162 4 роки тому +142

      In Egyptian Mythology, Cats were supposed to be the guardians of entrances in Afterlife, don't they?

    • @jakephillips4453
      @jakephillips4453 4 роки тому +79

      The cats know what they are doing.

    • @e.normanpowers5596
      @e.normanpowers5596 4 роки тому +73

      @@jamesmario3162 Perhaps the dogs think that crossing a cat's path puts them directly on "The Afterlife Express".

    • @muhamadsaefulalim1405
      @muhamadsaefulalim1405 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah cats is a great guardian, even they frighten their enemies using only their eyes 🤣🤣

  • @Zhukov087
    @Zhukov087 3 роки тому +2236

    First half of video: "I'm pretty sure most of those cats aren't actually going to do anything if the dog walks past."
    Second half of video: "Well, I completely misjudged that situation."

    • @Enaronia
      @Enaronia 3 роки тому +259

      Yeah, turned out the dogs knew what they were talking about.

    • @Dmdm_dm
      @Dmdm_dm 3 роки тому +18

      Yeah very surprising

    • @PrinceJayReal
      @PrinceJayReal 3 роки тому +20

      @Aziria Shingen homie none of that was private space how you gonna call the staircase your private space

    • @PrinceJayReal
      @PrinceJayReal 3 роки тому +2

      @Aziria Shingen straight triflin

    • @ChairLord90
      @ChairLord90 3 роки тому +9

      @@KaminoNeko If repeated enough times, it is certain all dogs will get punched sooner or later

  • @moralester
    @moralester 3 роки тому +728

    There is absolutely no way cats do not have a sense of humor 😂

    • @mikej2133
      @mikej2133 3 роки тому +36

      Facts. This has to be one of the funniest 5*it I ever seen. This and that video with the Cat knocking the glass of the table when its owner begged it not too 😂😂

    • @lynettepalecek3141
      @lynettepalecek3141 3 роки тому +10

      I agree!! 😸😼🐈

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 3 роки тому +8

      Exactly 🤣🤣🤣❤️

    • @smart.but.stupid
      @smart.but.stupid 3 роки тому

      They don't.

    • @YoloTB
      @YoloTB 3 роки тому +8

      Their sense of humor is laughing at others mistakes

  • @maxbrazil3712
    @maxbrazil3712 3 роки тому +202

    "Never show a cat your back" has been ingrained into other animal's DNA.

    • @blackout07blue
      @blackout07blue 3 роки тому +1

      Same applies to coyotes, I've noticed in watching videos of them chasing dogs, cats, and humans on youtube.

    • @R.Oates7902
      @R.Oates7902 2 роки тому +2

      Never turn your back on CRAZY!

  • @raymonddagostino6118
    @raymonddagostino6118 4 роки тому +863

    I love the fact that the cats clearly know that they are in control.

    • @Talia.777
      @Talia.777 4 роки тому +9

      So true 😂😂😂😆😆😆

    • @user-zw2wq8jo2r
      @user-zw2wq8jo2r 4 роки тому +3

      Achelly- The human is in control

    • @juttelslipknot
      @juttelslipknot 3 роки тому +22

      And the fact that the cats still sit there and watch :D

    • @patm3802
      @patm3802 3 роки тому +5

      @@juttelslipknot And most of the time still give them a smack to remind them why they should always be afraid

    • @juttelslipknot
      @juttelslipknot 3 роки тому +1

      @@patm3802 and that is excacly why i love them :D

  • @swyaseen
    @swyaseen 7 років тому +603

    these cats man, quietly sitting there acting like nothing is going on. but deep down inside they are laughing their whiskers off.

    • @karenluce2039
      @karenluce2039 6 років тому +18

      LOL so true

    • @vigintiundecim1364
      @vigintiundecim1364 6 років тому +24

      Lol loved your comment but it isn't true. They aren't amused. The behaviour of these cats in this video is their own response to fear that is probably just as bad as the fear of the dogs. (For some maybe even worse)
      Their Anger and "violent behaviour" is the result of fear, an animal instinct.
      Cats who aren't very used to dogs body language recognise tail wagging as a sign of aggression, so they see these dogs as a potential threat.
      People are interpreting them as mean, bullies or trolling, but both are pretty much sh*tting themselves.

    • @julianramirez5076
      @julianramirez5076 3 роки тому +2

      @@vigintiundecim1364 Cats ARE mean bullies. A bully is also afraid to some extent but acts out through violence. The dog is afraid too yet he doesn't simply attack the cat whenever they walk by. Watching this reminded me why I hate cats. Evil, unfriendly, and stuck up fucking animals

    • @mushmushmush
      @mushmushmush 3 роки тому +8

      @@julianramirez5076 you disgust me

    • @Tasorius
      @Tasorius 3 роки тому +9

      @@julianramirez5076 So fucking racist.

  • @prantikabiswas9724
    @prantikabiswas9724 3 роки тому +72

    I love how some of the dogs come around the corner and turn back away like "nope"

  • @johnnydtractive
    @johnnydtractive 3 роки тому +74

    "It's just a cat".
    Famous last words.

  • @cmlds
    @cmlds 3 роки тому +1322

    These dogs knows who's the actual owner of the house.

  • @alima3304
    @alima3304 4 роки тому +1048

    Dogs r like, "You do see that Psycho sitting there glaring at me?"

    • @user-zw2wq8jo2r
      @user-zw2wq8jo2r 4 роки тому +4

      @Bema Naturu You do know those dogs (some) can just start ripping up a cat right?

    • @goreedoz2902
      @goreedoz2902 4 роки тому +1

      What's food?. Your point?

    • @vikaspandey9779
      @vikaspandey9779 3 роки тому +9

      @jeffery cody Really they can ? All i can see are fucking coward dogs afraid of a cat whose half their size.
      Its not about whether they can kill a cat or not its about do they have guts to attack

    • @doloreslokko3536
      @doloreslokko3536 3 роки тому +8

      @@vikaspandey9779 that s why dogs are men s best friend...they are civilized and don t attack... but once attacked they win, no problem, like human... wouldn t you win if you were attacked by a cat?
      but anyway, they are both cute and friendly creature, you should see them that way..

    • @vikaspandey9779
      @vikaspandey9779 3 роки тому +5

      @@doloreslokko3536 i know they both are cute but all those who think cats can't win a fight with dogs why don't they consider big cats they are also cats

  • @autobotrock4789
    @autobotrock4789 3 роки тому +104

    My youngest cat started doing this to our dog. He sits really close and dares him to come within range. My husband just doesn't understand a cat can make a dog their bitch if they want.

  • @stillfangirlingtoday1468
    @stillfangirlingtoday1468 3 роки тому +106

    lol, I remember my cat liked to "lock" my dog in the bathroom or in the corners and I truly believe she was doing just for fun. Even after he became a huge german sheperd, he was still scared af lmao

  • @Necile2
    @Necile2 6 років тому +1972

    Dogs have owners; cats have staff.

    • @imperiallebaron289
      @imperiallebaron289 6 років тому +33

      Necile2, hah! We have a cat and two dogs and all of our dogs were/are way worse all of the cats that we have had. Our cats were/are always happy with what you give them but our dogs always want(ed) more and keep yapping barking until they get it.

    • @naty1105
      @naty1105 6 років тому +15

      Cats have owners

    • @imperiallebaron289
      @imperiallebaron289 6 років тому +7

      phantom, hah!!!!^^^^

    • @Videodirektor1
      @Videodirektor1 6 років тому +5

      Dogs have friends.

    • @imperiallebaron289
      @imperiallebaron289 6 років тому +18

      VideoDirektor, cats have friends.

  • @ma.2089
    @ma.2089 3 роки тому +117

    It’s like dogs can’t read the cat’s body language to see whether the cat will be angry or just not care. All they see is that thousand yard stare & they’re intimidated and know that testing it wouldn’t be worth the risk lol

    • @thebearcouncil8810
      @thebearcouncil8810 2 роки тому +7

      It doesn't help that cats and dogs body language in many cases are the complete opposite, making dogs every attempt at friendliness piss cat off even more.
      Dog tail wag vs cat tail whip.
      Dog pawing at you beggingly vs cat threatening you with their needle-laced paws.
      And also dog trying to lick face in submission with a slobbering tongue basically spitting in the face from the cats point of view.
      Actually, it seems the cat in the videos have two types of body language. Either "pass me and I will beat the living crap out of you" or "pass me and I might ignore you, or might give you a friendly slap on the butt, don't really know, why don't you pass me by and we will find out?"
      And the more the dog hesitates, the more likely the cat is to slap, fear is their sustinence XD

    • @independentfilmchannel1476
      @independentfilmchannel1476 2 роки тому +1

      It's not the stare; it's those claws which the dogs have obviously felt before. Damn imperious felines.

  • @MrMattogreen25
    @MrMattogreen25 3 роки тому +37

    The best ones are the ones where the cat is just sitting there chilling, not doing anything

  • @hasarutoetensakey7091
    @hasarutoetensakey7091 4 роки тому +554

    Me: its just a cat
    Dog: sir that is a whole demon

  • @zoerhineland5183
    @zoerhineland5183 3 роки тому +50

    Cats: do literally nothing.
    Dogs: That is scaring.

    • @LordBattleSmurf
      @LordBattleSmurf 3 роки тому +2

      You're dumb. Those cats were going to try and claw the dogs eyes out if they tried to pass.

    • @Emilia-gy7mx
      @Emilia-gy7mx 3 роки тому +2

      @@LordBattleSmurf not every cat

  • @MyMagic111
    @MyMagic111 3 роки тому +29

    We never had a problem with our cat and dog getting along when I was a kid. The cat used to walk under our German Shepherd and rub his back against the her underbelly as a sign of affection. The dog even taught the cat how to pull open the screen door. They were like mother and son. To the dog, the cat was the pup that never left home.

  • @sundaecherry8201
    @sundaecherry8201 7 років тому +948

    That corgi was cussing 😂 you can tell

    • @shojogrl
      @shojogrl 7 років тому +17

      LOL!!!

    • @persassybedammed
      @persassybedammed 7 років тому +80

      i bet it was cussing "what the fuck is all of this, interrupting my vibe and all, i have places to be!"

    • @sundaecherry8201
      @sundaecherry8201 7 років тому +1

      well hello suga

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 7 років тому +29

      Love how the cat just goes like "Seriously what is this s8it?"

    • @BooTedesco
      @BooTedesco 7 років тому +12

      😂😂😂 That's so true!

  • @Maxx61
    @Maxx61 3 роки тому +1032

    The dogs are looking at their owners like "sure, easy for you to say...YOU walk past Freddy Krueger."

  • @Rohit_M
    @Rohit_M 3 роки тому +29

    Plot twist, the same dogs act like a boss when out for a walk and they see another dog.

    • @DejaView
      @DejaView 3 роки тому +6

      You nailed it. So tough till they get stared down by the cat!

    • @prehistoriccreature1800
      @prehistoriccreature1800 3 роки тому

      @@DejaView "the" cat? idiot The Dog will rip all those cats to shreds easily

    • @user-mh3zk2ee4h
      @user-mh3zk2ee4h 3 роки тому +4

      @@prehistoriccreature1800 and the cat with same size with dogs can killing and eating any dogs like dinner, dumbass

  • @lunix3259
    @lunix3259 3 роки тому +33

    Cat: If it moves, I get to smack it

  • @salamander1460
    @salamander1460 6 років тому +1612

    Nothing can defeat the cat's death glare.

    • @gyasibalonfentse7399
      @gyasibalonfentse7399 6 років тому +19

      Yeah.

    • @jackhughman282
      @jackhughman282 6 років тому +1

      Zlatan Ibrahimovic relay-nationalgeographic-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2017/11/dog-cat-brains-neurons-intelligence-study-spd?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQECAE4AQ%3D%3D#referrer=www.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 5 років тому +21

      @@pepehimovic3135 If your dogs are constantly killing other animals, it us up to you to try to keep them better secured. For your dogs to kill another dog is a really dangerous thing. They are acting like a pack, which could make them more dangerous to people.

    • @qclegion
      @qclegion 5 років тому +1

      @@melissasaint3283 ok Ceasar , i'll buy more tacos

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 5 років тому +6

      @@qclegion ...?
      I don't understand this

  • @ZeroKage69
    @ZeroKage69 7 років тому +410

    "I'm not coming to get you, you've gotta learn to walk past the cat" LOL

  • @Monty2289
    @Monty2289 3 роки тому +40

    The cat energy in all of these is basically: "Yeah. Do it. Do what the human says DOG. I've killed for less"

  • @05Rudey
    @05Rudey 3 роки тому +27

    Dog: That's not a cat. It's a fur razor blade!!!

  • @gerobaksayur5550
    @gerobaksayur5550 3 роки тому +398

    *Owners go to work
    Cat: I am not locked here with you, YOU ARE LOCKED HERE WITH ME!!!!

    • @lynettepalecek3141
      @lynettepalecek3141 3 роки тому +3

      @Jumpy Cat Yes!

    • @punkasspunks8547
      @punkasspunks8547 3 роки тому +2

      Rosarch

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 роки тому +1

      Cat's journal: October 12th, 1985. Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face

  • @MrAwsomenoob
    @MrAwsomenoob 3 роки тому +522

    It's just sitting there....
    *MENACINGLY!!!*

    • @Enaronia
      @Enaronia 3 роки тому +14

      Most of them did actually attack the dogs, though. The dogs weren't wrong.

    • @PumpkinHoard
      @PumpkinHoard 3 роки тому +27

      @@Enaronia I get the feeling that in a lot of these cases, the cat wasn't going to initially. But once the dogs start obviously wussing out, the cats being the little shits they are spot the opportunity for some fun. The dogs fear turns it into a game for them.

    • @ojibwaa
      @ojibwaa 3 роки тому +2

      how do i like a comment twice
      good reference

    • @thegabbro2608
      @thegabbro2608 3 роки тому +5

      @@PumpkinHoard spot on

    • @apocsoviet3813
      @apocsoviet3813 3 роки тому +1

      @@Enaronia it's a spongebob meme

  • @heskielChess
    @heskielChess 3 роки тому +26

    These dogs are very brave, in the end they managed to pass through. Trust me they know what goes around when the humans are not around.

  • @teena602
    @teena602 3 роки тому +48

    Makes me wonder what theses evils cats do when there are no witnesses... 😂🤣😂

    • @JasperKloek
      @JasperKloek 2 роки тому +4

      You don't want to know.....

  • @Me2times
    @Me2times 7 років тому +325

    0:50 "I'm going up the stairs"
    cat pokes head around the corner
    "never mind..."

    • @halouxy
      @halouxy 6 років тому +10

      And it's a fucking beefy rottweiler lol

    • @Nakai865
      @Nakai865 5 років тому

      Damn wish the cat got the eye dat would have done major damage

  • @_UPRC
    @_UPRC 8 років тому +203

    I like how a lot of these cats are just staring at the dogs like, "The hell's your problem, dude?"

    • @capcom23
      @capcom23 8 років тому

      +Daniel Babineau chicken chasers

    • @hoofyah
      @hoofyah 8 років тому +3

      exactly. hahaha. the cat felt annoyed

    • @hoofyah
      @hoofyah 8 років тому +2

      exactly. hahaha. the cat felt annoyed

    • @CaptainRetroStation
      @CaptainRetroStation 8 років тому +26

      +Daniel Babineau I love it when the cats give the dog a little spank when they pass. "Get goin', ya sissy!" LOL!

    • @kimdkus
      @kimdkus 8 років тому +4

      +Daniel Babineau And the dog is saying, MOM!! He's mean!!! Make him go away!!!

  • @sofkev3771
    @sofkev3771 2 роки тому +6

    Only cats can look 100% serene and placid and at the same time 100% untrustwhorthy and up to no good
    Love it

  • @BeefheartLynch
    @BeefheartLynch 3 роки тому +31

    Cats are just badass. They don't care how big you are, or what you are. They will wreck you if they want to.

    • @H0kram
      @H0kram 2 роки тому

      A solid pair of boots is effective against both cockroaches and pesty cats.

    • @royalty4611
      @royalty4611 2 роки тому

      They will only are badass as long as the opponent is too pussy or kind. Our cat was bullying my sisters dog for long, and the dog was afraid of her. But at some point the dog grew out of that fear and started to attack the cat. After the first time the dog attacked the cat has been running away and being scared by the dog. That dog is relatively small.

    • @maxscania
      @maxscania 2 роки тому

      In ever fun comment, there are idiots answering... you got 2 idiots answered before me.

    • @royalty4611
      @royalty4611 2 роки тому

      How is being idiot to tell facts and some true story? By your comment, i think people may disagree who is the real idiot lol

  • @Lance2773
    @Lance2773 4 роки тому +308

    The cats trained the dogs to fear them when no one was looking.
    Now they don't have to do a thing but look innocent.

    • @vederianl9723
      @vederianl9723 3 роки тому +3

      We got a Doberman puppy when my cat was 13 or so. That poor puppy had bloody ears and nose all the time. You bet when he was full grown and outmassed the cat he still knew who was boss.

  • @WineScrounger
    @WineScrounger 6 років тому +636

    Thoughts and prayers for the brave doggos who didn’t make it

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 6 років тому +25

      Legend has it they are still searching for de way.

    • @oanas7681
      @oanas7681 6 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😘😘

    • @clay9408
      @clay9408 5 років тому

      At first I thought you meant died. Because my two dogs died, one of them, Saskya, died from murder a few years ago, and last week our dog Blade died from cancer.

    • @bestamerica
      @bestamerica 5 років тому

      WineScrounger
      Thoughts and prayers for the brave doggos who didn’t make it
      '
      hi W S...
      dogs are not who...
      who is a only person

    • @bodaciousshenanigans7171
      @bodaciousshenanigans7171 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @widyasantoso4910
    @widyasantoso4910 2 роки тому +6

    It's good to see doggos know their place.

  • @eltonparks659
    @eltonparks659 3 роки тому +11

    Those dogs know about the sneak attack.

  • @DarlingNikki2
    @DarlingNikki2 6 років тому +356

    That part with the Rottweiler at :52 had me screaming with laughter! Here is this big, badass dog going up the stairs and the cat just meows and he's like, "Oh, sh--!" and goes running back down the stairs! 😂😂😂

  • @betsywatson1136
    @betsywatson1136 8 років тому +86

    We don't need guards in front of club anymore. Just put a bunch of cats.

  • @agentredbone1667
    @agentredbone1667 3 роки тому +14

    Notice the cats are just looking at em like " I'm gonna get ya"

  • @TheBluePhoenix2112
    @TheBluePhoenix2112 3 роки тому +5

    This NEVER gets old!

  • @The-Sigma-Principle
    @The-Sigma-Principle 4 роки тому +322

    Cmon is just a cat
    Dog : But it has cutting blades on her hands 🤣

  • @vectorbrony3473
    @vectorbrony3473 9 років тому +230

    The dogs are thinking. "I need an adult!"

    • @vectorbrony3473
      @vectorbrony3473 9 років тому +13

      Dragonball Z abridged. But I get where you're coming from.

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 9 років тому +5

      Vector Brony Cats are "I'm not touching you".

    • @Strongpoint100
      @Strongpoint100 9 років тому

      Vector Brony I pretty much went from watching tfs abridged to watching this video and this is the first comment I see xD

    • @harryclvski9045
      @harryclvski9045 9 років тому +1

      Plus the dog is also thinking "I hate this freaking cat" from Family Guy

    • @Klaymans
      @Klaymans 9 років тому +10

      Vector Brony The brony is thinking "I have autism"

  • @sanyanders
    @sanyanders 3 роки тому +9

    Cats: "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

  • @halibut1249
    @halibut1249 3 роки тому +6

    And what are cats thinking: "It's all about getting respect.". MEEE-OUCH!!

  • @ericcallahan829
    @ericcallahan829 4 роки тому +331

    Cat: good day.
    Dog: ppllleeaasse let me by
    Cat: I SAID GOOD DAY!

  • @mermaidtingzzz
    @mermaidtingzzz 7 років тому +152

    "I'm not going to come up there and get you. You gotta learn to walk past the cat."
    *throws head back* "nooooooo!" 😩😩😩😂😂😂😂

  • @xfdzfd4370
    @xfdzfd4370 3 роки тому +6

    Person: The kitty's not letting you down?
    Dog: That thing is not a kitty, that thing is a lion!

  • @beckyjacobsen5867
    @beckyjacobsen5867 3 роки тому +5

    I have watched this multiple times. Makes me laugh every time

  • @Daz555Daz
    @Daz555Daz 4 роки тому +172

    Such friendly cats. They even give the dogs a friendly pat as they pass to say well done.

    • @neenabudha7687
      @neenabudha7687 4 роки тому +2

      Daz555Daz lol haha

    • @sharonbartley808
      @sharonbartley808 4 роки тому +5

      Not friendly at all. Those cats are mean and I would not allow them to terrorize my dog.

    • @Daz555Daz
      @Daz555Daz 4 роки тому +17

      @@sharonbartley808 they are just cats behaving in line with their natural behaviours. It's completely normal. Bloody funny as well.

    • @mentos93
      @mentos93 4 роки тому +1

      @@Daz555Daz yeah cats are assholes my cat often tips something of the table for no reason. Cats like all kind of attention possitve and negative

    • @davidstratton696
      @davidstratton696 4 роки тому +2

      Lord Cat Right, I’ve had 8 cats in my life and only 1 of them was a douche (she was really only a douche to me idk y lol). Not all cats r the same. My first cat (which I still have) has never once hissed at me or at anyone else like ever (the only time I’ve heard him hiss was when my little niece came over and that’s only when she got close and she stopped doing that after he did it).
      Hell at my other house (I alternate back and forth or I used to but don’t do much anymore which means I can’t see my first cat that much 😞) I have a dog and a cat (the cats an outside one since someone’s allergic to em) and when I go to bring the dog out she legit goes up and starts rubbing up against the dog all cutesy and such and actually like walks with us around the yard sometimes. This cat didn’t used to be this friendly (not douchy just distant) but since the other cat we had went MIA she became a lot more friendly and I have no idea y lol

  • @Appleholic1
    @Appleholic1 3 роки тому +299

    The dogs were all thinking. "If only I had a cucumber".

    • @Ysckemia
      @Ysckemia 3 роки тому +3

      😅

    • @FiveSigma72
      @FiveSigma72 3 роки тому +17

      And the cats thinking " and they call ME the pussy"

    • @sandrasmith9617
      @sandrasmith9617 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @svenheide5840
    @svenheide5840 3 роки тому +2

    Most intelligent Dogs i have seen. They know who is BOSS!

  • @almaska82
    @almaska82 3 роки тому +9

    It's just mutual respect. Some people need to learn this.

  • @leinadreign3510
    @leinadreign3510 3 роки тому +559

    The fun thing is: sometimes cats are even blocking doors and stairs for humans and slap them when they try to pass

    • @debetrolence1991
      @debetrolence1991 3 роки тому +65

      I kick them if they don't let me pass hahaha

    • @Andrew-sv5xn
      @Andrew-sv5xn 3 роки тому +57

      @@debetrolence1991 thats just mean

    • @kaptinbarfbeerd1317
      @kaptinbarfbeerd1317 3 роки тому +10

      @@Andrew-sv5xn I don't think Debet was being serious

    • @Faradeth1111
      @Faradeth1111 3 роки тому +51

      @@Andrew-sv5xn and honestly if the cat was being aggresive over letting you pass kicking them might be your best option let them know they dont get to pull that shit on you and they wont try again. My friend has a dog that plays very roughly with guests jumps on them light bites n stuff the moment he walks in to the room the dog doesnt try to pull that shit anymore he said all it took was one good beating and she calmed down she still plays with him and goes for cuddles so its not like shes afraid of him she just knows if he says stop it means stop.

    • @Andrew-sv5xn
      @Andrew-sv5xn 3 роки тому +4

      @@Faradeth1111 yeah true my cat used to paw us too but ig she grew out of it

  • @memorablehandle
    @memorablehandle 9 років тому +183

    0:52 THAT U-TURN

    • @dryued6874
      @dryued6874 9 років тому +28

      ScoopDeWOOP
      "Nope."

    • @yoyoheads
      @yoyoheads 9 років тому +4

      ScoopDeWOOP and 1:03 xD

    • @MRSketch09
      @MRSketch09 9 років тому +7

      ScoopDeWOOP That dog was playing the real-life version of #DarkSouls, it was like he seen a boss fog-gate.

    • @Breakbeats92.5
      @Breakbeats92.5 9 років тому +1

      ScoopDeWOOP My favorite part.

    • @alexander_g6671
      @alexander_g6671 9 років тому

      ScoopDeWOOP dog oh were going up stairs *sees cat* FUCK NO

  • @125discipline2
    @125discipline2 3 роки тому +7

    this is the equivalent of teaching your kids how to run pass a mugger with retractable knife

  • @morganjanelle4282
    @morganjanelle4282 Рік тому +1

    1:33 "I'm not going to come up there and get you. You've got to learn to walk past the cat." 😂🤣😂

  • @MMP-1119
    @MMP-1119 7 років тому +121

    The cats be like
    :Bruh there is a big ass gap just walk past

  • @DJackson747
    @DJackson747 6 років тому +931

    Considering most of those cats took a swipe at the dogs...their fears weren't exactly unfounded.

    • @xelgodis80085
      @xelgodis80085 5 років тому +54

      Agressive cats are an owner's failure.

    • @RobWirdWachsen
      @RobWirdWachsen 5 років тому +131

      i think when the dog builds up the situation with that behavior it puts the cat into a dominant position and they are more inclined to hit the dog.

    • @islandercirce2
      @islandercirce2 5 років тому +69

      It looks more like play than any sort of attack. Cat owner here but love both cats and dogs. One of my cats does this to me but claws are always retracted. I've told him that if he's ever successful in tripping me and breaks my neck that he's lost his meal provider.

    • @tootz1950
      @tootz1950 5 років тому +35

      @@xelgodis80085 Doubt there was any force and probably not any nail. The cats established want they wanted without hurting the dogs.

    • @xelgodis80085
      @xelgodis80085 5 років тому +8

      @@tootz1950 that cat is literally Hitler

  • @ThankYLord
    @ThankYLord 3 роки тому +1

    Do u know how many times I watched this video? OMG! And I am still watching and laughing... It's hilarious!

  • @strawberryshortcake7339
    @strawberryshortcake7339 3 роки тому +7

    I love how none of these cats actually moved a toe but the dogs still terrified😂

  • @warrenleezy
    @warrenleezy 6 років тому +136

    Owners: Don't be afraid, she won't hurt you! (cat slaps the shit out of the dog as it passes by)

    • @vigintiundecim1364
      @vigintiundecim1364 6 років тому +18

      Glinkling Smearnops They don't look down at dogs and humans. They react this way to dogs because they feel threatened and want to defend themselves.
      Many cats misinterpret dogs body language, especially tail wagging which is a sign of aggression for cats.

    • @kitteekittee4010
      @kitteekittee4010 6 років тому

      Warren Lee LMAO

  • @vanessajazp6341
    @vanessajazp6341 4 роки тому +368

    These are dogs who learned a hard lesson early in life

    • @douggodfrey6521
      @douggodfrey6521 3 роки тому +1

      Had a dog that was bred to hunt lions - not pussy cats .He had nails like steel spikes .

    • @deepmindofx8148
      @deepmindofx8148 3 роки тому +14

      @@douggodfrey6521 shut the fuck up lying ass hole

    • @joecurr8261
      @joecurr8261 3 роки тому

      @@deepmindofx8148 they're is a bread of lion hunting dogs

    • @purpleshy1502
      @purpleshy1502 3 роки тому

      nope real dog kill cats those arent dogs

    • @douggodfrey6521
      @douggodfrey6521 3 роки тому

      @Deep Mind of X - the breed is an Rhodesian Ridgeback .He weighed 140 pds , most go 70-80pds.
      Mrt a guy in N.M. from Ca . He had a big Rhodesian that use to go off with another dog to hunt cougars in the hills outside LA .
      I'm guessin' you don't much about dogs & are an authority on ALL ? subjects .

  • @CuriousConnoisseurs
    @CuriousConnoisseurs 3 роки тому +8

    How can this Dogs sleep calm? Having a Psycho Cat in the House xD

  • @shadymistkennel
    @shadymistkennel 2 роки тому

    I could watch this 1,000 times and enjoy it every time I watch as much as I did the first time.

  • @nigelpufkin6352
    @nigelpufkin6352 4 роки тому +472

    Cat: Why, I don't know why he's afraid of me. I'm just sitting here.

    • @ityrlifeafter6564
      @ityrlifeafter6564 4 роки тому +27

      cat: hit the dog*

    • @universe9175
      @universe9175 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂 Exactly

    • @RationalSlave
      @RationalSlave 3 роки тому +2

      @@ityrlifeafter6564 Cat: Sorry I felt like doing it but I didn't want to.

    • @Archer335
      @Archer335 3 роки тому

      Ready to pounce! 😂

  • @kereminde
    @kereminde 3 роки тому +176

    1:37 - Owner: "I'm not going to come up there and get you, you've gotta learn to walk past the cat."
    Cat: (slowly turns head to look at owner) "... what did you just say, human?"

    • @SwingDancer61
      @SwingDancer61 3 роки тому +22

      The cat and dog both knew who was in control of that house. The cat apparently hasn't trained the human properly yet though.

    • @ivorybluesky
      @ivorybluesky 3 роки тому +5

      That is exactly what happened...

    • @Gracitagouv
      @Gracitagouv 3 роки тому +1

      Hmm......remember Maxwell?

    • @PewnyPL
      @PewnyPL 3 роки тому +3

      @@SwingDancer61 Oh, quite reverse I'd say. The human is trained properly and doesn't want to go up there themselves, hence why the dog has to do it!

  • @lindadavies6109
    @lindadavies6109 3 роки тому

    Watched this many times...
    🤣🤣🤣 every time!

  • @L_Martin
    @L_Martin 3 роки тому +7

    The accumulated hours of my life my cat has taken up by blocking the door when I’m trying to get my dog to come in the house 😭

  • @shazidulislam9286
    @shazidulislam9286 8 років тому +168

    Cat: My Cousins are Lion,Tiger,Jaguar,Leopard,Cheetah,Panther,Lynx,Bobcats etc
    Dog: okay okay .....i am not messing with you bruh.......

    • @simran4065
      @simran4065 8 років тому

      Ha ha

    • @runbitch9481
      @runbitch9481 8 років тому +1

      cousin lol

    • @nickchatziioannidis9395
      @nickchatziioannidis9395 8 років тому +2

      Actually there is no such thing as a panther. It's just a leopard with more melanine and a much more dense pattern that just happens to look black.

    • @pbrower2a1
      @pbrower2a1 8 років тому +1

      +Shazid Dihan Dogs can be very cat-like, and cats can be very dog-like.

    • @KAYDE3
      @KAYDE3 8 років тому +5

      Any other dog:well your not any of those animals your just a cat.

  • @tootz1950
    @tootz1950 5 років тому +120

    The short dog that was walking back and forth in front of the door cussing up a storm. I could not stop laughing...I understood every word.

    • @jeanengstrom8686
      @jeanengstrom8686 5 років тому +11

      I just wanna know WHERE he picked up that verbiage! 😨

    • @northpolltv6598
      @northpolltv6598 4 роки тому +7

      The short dog breed is a corgi. They have an attitude...

    • @DiamondCrushIvory
      @DiamondCrushIvory 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @James-km7yz
    @James-km7yz 2 роки тому +1

    Why I'd never have a cat in my home and a dog is always welcome.

  • @ritaduran8289
    @ritaduran8289 3 роки тому +3

    Cats rule no matter what or how. So very precious

  • @j.vinton4039
    @j.vinton4039 3 роки тому +225

    My dog had a funny way of dealing with our cat when she’d become a troll and not let him pass. He’d sit next to her and lean into her practically pushing her out the way. Once she’d scramble away to avoid being smushed, he’d go past her.

    • @mnirwin5112
      @mnirwin5112 3 роки тому +25

      Now that is a problem-solving dog!

    • @j.vinton4039
      @j.vinton4039 3 роки тому +22

      @@mnirwin5112 he was a big boy too. Great Dane / Weimaraner mix. He knew his own size and used it to his advantage on more than one occasion.

    • @blackout07blue
      @blackout07blue 3 роки тому +3

      Smart

    • @soumyajit360
      @soumyajit360 3 роки тому +3

      Modern problems require modern solution

    • @kathidau2869
      @kathidau2869 2 роки тому

      Smart dog

  • @goodsolonius7305
    @goodsolonius7305 3 роки тому +121

    “Come here! Come here, boy!”
    Cat: *looking at dog* “go ahead, try it”

  • @HanakoFairhall
    @HanakoFairhall 3 роки тому +4

    "Well, it may be our mother/father's house...but everything from the doorknobs down, is MINE!"

  • @Book-Gnome
    @Book-Gnome 3 роки тому +1

    This never gets old

  • @boondocks8591
    @boondocks8591 9 років тому +313

    surprised to find at the end that most of the dogs fears were actually legitimate considering the cats did attack them when they finally passed.

    • @ScreamingScallop
      @ScreamingScallop 9 років тому +52

      And by "attack" you mean, "hiss" or "gently bat at," and half the cats didn't even do that.

    • @kevzvipe
      @kevzvipe 9 років тому +14

      pound for pound cats are the king. Big cats too, obv. in the wild rule. Lions, Leopards, etc...

    • @charlotc5326
      @charlotc5326 9 років тому +12

      That's because of their instinct. That's why cats usually back away while looking at the 'danger' and not immediately turn away and run. Because when one does that the instinct is the other goes for it lol. So in that way it isn't really an attack, That's why some of them wouldn't move even if they maybe felt threatened. It's more like; 'what is this creature going to do, I won this one, YES you better run!' That's why strange cats themselves can sit a few meters away from each other and just keep still and stare at each other for a long time. Not saying cats can't be straight forwardly mean or some even attack for fun (or to defend their territory), but I feel like cats and dogs sometimes just don't get each other unless they are patient and sweet. Anyway the fears are legitimate but the cats could be confused too lol!

    • @MIS315
      @MIS315 9 років тому +23

      If this is what you call an "attack" I would hate to see you react in a crisis

    • @boondocks8591
      @boondocks8591 9 років тому +6

      MIS315 fair enough. if I was faced with anything more confrontational than these territorial cats I don't know what I'd do.

  • @kevinriley6320
    @kevinriley6320 4 роки тому +104

    Dog owner: the cat's not going to hurt you
    Dog (thinking): this from the person that said we're going to the dog park, but we ended up @ the vet.

    • @DejaView
      @DejaView 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @johnnyskinwalker4095
    @johnnyskinwalker4095 3 роки тому +1

    These cats are so bossy! lol

  • @lynettepalecek3141
    @lynettepalecek3141 3 роки тому +1

    I loved watching this video! It was a lot of fun to watch it. Meow!! Purr!! 😼😺😸🐱🐈👏😅

  • @flybydeath
    @flybydeath 4 роки тому +308

    To be fair if I saw something wild like a Bobcat sitting on some stairs just glaring at me I probably wouldn't pass either.

    • @TinaMUFC10
      @TinaMUFC10 4 роки тому +14

      lmao facts! 😂

    • @jameshicks8872
      @jameshicks8872 4 роки тому +5

      Great point...

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC 4 роки тому +10

      To be fair, that is a wildly illegitimate comparison.

    • @user-zw2wq8jo2r
      @user-zw2wq8jo2r 4 роки тому +3

      You do know humans are stronger than bobcats- ye they would get bad scratches but we are mostly bigger than them

    • @jamesmonroe5641
      @jamesmonroe5641 4 роки тому +6

      in truth most animals prefer to avoid humans

  • @coryboy345
    @coryboy345 8 років тому +155

    One does not simply just walk by kitty... You must answer a series of 3 questions. It is then, and only then, may he decide if you shall pass unmolested.

    • @BuzzKirill3D
      @BuzzKirill3D 8 років тому +4

      Hmm... makes me wonder if that was the inspiration for the Sphinx

    • @sandi21515
      @sandi21515 8 років тому

      Lol

    • @joeamonzlo6202
      @joeamonzlo6202 8 років тому +1

      * 5 questions

    • @Nakai865
      @Nakai865 5 років тому

      Unmolested XC

  • @fishgazoo5851
    @fishgazoo5851 3 роки тому +2

    Made me laugh, thank you!

  • @Lizarthur63
    @Lizarthur63 3 роки тому

    One of the best videos on UA-cam. 👍

  • @PrAnG2000
    @PrAnG2000 7 років тому +245

    Most of those cats are probably thinking "Huh! Like, what's your problem, dude??" 🙄

    • @europeansovietunion7372
      @europeansovietunion7372 7 років тому +66

      More like
      - Cat : "Dont you dare ! I said don't you dare !!! I'll hit you ! "
      - Dog : "Human, can't you see the cat will attack me if I obey ?! "
      - Human : "Why are you so scared ?! HurHur"
      - Dog : "Fine... :( Banzaiiiiiii"
      - Cat : *SCRATCH* "Told ya ! "

    • @dranelemakol
      @dranelemakol 6 років тому +5

      Did you not see the part where they savagely attacked the dogs when they passed?

    • @deepalall647
      @deepalall647 6 років тому +7

      dranelemakol "savagely"? Talk about over-exaggeration.The cats probably don't even use claws.

    • @bggsz4
      @bggsz4 6 років тому

      Alllllll the cats are thinking that

    • @mrjdgibbs
      @mrjdgibbs 6 років тому

      Every single one of those cats is saying "I own you"

  • @Expatnema
    @Expatnema 6 років тому +347

    The way the cats just calmly sit 😎 lmao