Kalli the Bountyhunter
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- Опубліковано 1 гру 2024
- Tribute to my good friend Kalli from RDO, whose character got a role in my newest book. In the book, Kalli is a black salsify and Noodles is a spaghetti squash because it's a vegetable western.
Noodles, too, he he, he is the bad guy (Noodles will hunt me in Showdown for this, aaaaah).
This is Country Hard Rock something like. Enjoy.
This is a translated quote from Gurkino Salado: Christmas in Eppyauer that inspired me to make this video.
“Would you like to get your ass kicked by me again, Kalli?”
“You rotten cheater,” wheezed Kalli, who had stepped out of the shade of the trees and was now standing a few meters away from Noodles.
“We used to be best friends, Kalli,” said Noodles, “before you decided to betray me.”
Kalli took two steps back. Noodles followed him and took two steps forward. The spaghetti squash took it as a sign of fear that his former best prison buddy was backing away from him.
“When will you finally realize that there's no point in hunting me? How many more times do you want to try, Kalli? Do you really want to die?”
Noodles asked his questions slowly and deliberately. His only intention was to unsettle Kalli. He pulled back, his broad mouth into a devilish grin. In his eyes, you could see the certainty of emerging victorious on this day.
Kalli took two more steps back towards the coniferous forest. Noodles followed suit.