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Narrated D&D Story: When My Players Met Honk Honk The Destroyer - A God? Or An Evil Incarnate?
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- What do you think Honk Honk is?
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What do you think Honk Honk is? A god or an evil incarnate?
Both
How about both
HONK
Mai Demons basically through his power he became a god
I feel that he is some sort of eldritch horror, like an old god or something of the like that transcends the fabric of reality. It's touch upon the material plane is very distant and weak, hence the form it takes, but it's not a real physical form.
Think of it like this, we are fish in a pond, someone sticks the tip of their finger in the pond, we can only see the tip of this finger that has breached the surface and nothing more. We bite the finger (kill the goose) and the finger recedes for a moment but eventually comes back and we are never really able to harm it.
*Peace was never an option.*
*HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE*
00:56 I like how he says “clown rogue”, which implies clowns are a separate race altogether.
They are...
You've never heard of the Deep Sea Clowns if you don't know they're a race
They are in the universe of Big Top Burger
Didn't the clown rouge turn into the old lady and the. Into the goose, or did the rouge in lady form accidentally lead gunslinger to the beast.
“But Honk Honk isn’t a player character, or a god.”
*HE’S A REFERENCE!*
No fool he's a multi-dimensional being.
No, is goose
@@kellihurst4527 my point still stands.
Honk!
@@iceclown999 did you mean hjönk
The first thing you learn when playing a Tabletop Game: _Maintain a perpetual and entirely rational fear of “funny” characters._ This goes double for Clowns. Scratch that, it goes _especially_ for Clowns, above all others.
If Homestuck taught me anything, it's that all Clowns are scary motherfuckers and they're immortal-
"DID YOU TELL THEM THE SECRET INGREDIANT?!"
1: "Hi, I'm Sy the Faerie Dragon! It's spelled S-Y, but if I ever annoy you, feel free to spell it S-I-G-H! But if you ever annoy me, well...then I'll spell it S-C-Y-T-H-E...hehe!"
2: "Um, cool, but uh, can I see your boss? I need to speak with the lord's successor!"
1: "Meh, you're no fun. Very well. Hey soldier boy, could you show him to the boss?"
3: "Isn't it you?"
1: "You're gods d*mn right!"
2: "Wait, what?! Is this some sort of joke? A faerie dragon inheriting a lordship?!?"
1: "Perhaps."
@@anexplosion5436 "Hi, I'm Eloy!"
*dark carnival music fades in*
This was probably a genius bit of f**kery on the DMs part. I've been doing that with my party for a while. Every woodland creature or hummingbird the party sees causes them to start panicking because they don't know when an Archfey they signed a contract for will come back for them to do another job for them, and those were his favorite forms/familiars
Goose: How dare you speak to me! Pathetic little holy man!
Paladin: *confused pikachu face
Oh? The Goose from Untitled Goose Game made it into D&D? Well, screw us xD
Peace was never an option.
You know what fuck you
Grab flies up to heaven
“Dialect of honk”
LMFAO
The favorite funny NPC (of my players) in my campain was a giant spider my players met in the underdark. It was called Nigel, was sentient, spoke with a british accent and wore a top hat. It was also obsessed with finding 8 matching boots. It was very polite and refused to eat the flesh of humanoid. The wizard nearly went insane trying to demistify that existence while the bard tried to seduce it. It was married to his disapointment. when they finaly left the place they kept saying they want to build a village and invite him to live with them.
The amazing adventures of a Warlock’s Familiar.
You mean a Warlock's Patron
@@xnithi2250 correct
“The Game of duck duck goose Will never end! There will be more realms to take over! More campaigns parties to dismantle!”
YIRBEL LIVES!
I was watching this outside in a flock of geese flew over me...
Now all the birds in the trees next to me are tweeting at me
That was an omen, prepare for the end
Oh sh*t
*R U N*
Hey my player (the original poster of the story) just sent me this today, as the DM of the mentioned game I can confirm this was probably one of the most fun things I got the pleasure of running in that game.
I love how in the character intro the rogue is listed as a clown into the same vein as a species
*...so the legends are true*
i read this on reddit and have been waiting ever sinse
I hope it was worth the wait
Did you read the original or stolen copy-paste?
(Salty cause I wrote this but someone else is getting credit)
@@TM-nv whats your handle?
@@andrewthegeek6522
U/Easilyforgotten1
(If you look at my post history, I posted mine a month earlier)
@@TM-nv i did read the original
The goose is the embodiment of “that guy” that manifests in each game.
Nah, it's just what any goose would say if it could talk.
Nah, the goose is untitled. Literally. Untitled Goose Game.
@@Solrex_the_Sun_King The Destroyer is pretty much a title.
I mean, "evil incarnate" and "goose" are synonyms, so. Just a goose. Geese are eternal.
Ah yes. The untitled goose game protagonist/antagonist. This is epic and adore the whole concept
Have a Goose in my game called Honk the Goose who kicked the parties butt after he pranked them and they got mad. Seems that super-powered Geese are a trend in DND.
using a random dungeon name generator.. we came across "penatrex's depositary of arcane marital aids".
Putting the "magic" back into your relationship
@@cjdd8184 there were a bunch of ..well.. "fun time" magical items, most of which were useless... or so we thought.. we had a wand of "re-errection" which the rogue would use to distract male enemies. a 12 foot er.. "phallus" which we managed to convince the Dm into counting as a +1 flail and the rod of stroking which would make uncomfortably erotic noises (uncomfortable because the Dm gave no shits and lived in a uni dorm)
*LET THE HJÖNKENING BEGIN!!*
This was a great story. I just couldn't stop laughing at this stubborn bird of elitist chaos.
Though when they killed the goose in the penthouse, i was hoping for someone to try cooking him to eat.
Demon lord goose. I’m down
You got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and you best let that one marinate!
I knew this was going to be here. Somehow, I just knew.
And I have no problem with that.
A man of culture i see
I NEED MORE GOOSE D&D STORIES
I fear no man. But that thing
*Honk* it scares me
He is Quackor the Fowl, an ordinary duck that was mutated by the twisted experiments of the warlock Mandark.
But Monkey can stop him
We had a goblin named...Gob. We ended up befriending him and making him head of a Goblin spy network that was able to scout their land and give us information about people who travelled through it. Interestingly enough, in a later campaign with a completely new set of characters, we encountered Gob and his spy network again... only this time he was our enemy and tried to kill us.
Lord GORDLE, the goose destroyer of worlds arrives. I heard tell of my rival, Greg. But I Gary GORDLE will defeat this fiend
Remember that line Superman says about how ideals can't be destroyed?
Yeah, this is the ideal goose.
Just got here from dming for my grandparents.
Nice video!
grandparents?
tell us more!
@@trilechedelarosa4898 So a while ago I got my hands on a starter set for D&D, a DM’s Guide and a Monster Manual. The starter set included the module to the lost mines of Phandelver.
As soon as I got it, I started reading and after a few weeks I felt ready to dm for my parents.
My parents got about three chapters farther (in a single evening) then I would have imagined, it was very nice hearing them say, they enjoyed it.
Then this Friday I went to my grandparents to spend the weekend there. After some technical difficulties, they chose two of the starter characters for mines of Phandelver, two fighters, now called Hannibal and Vladimir. The lost mines of Phandelver may have been a bit troubling for them, so I decided to search through the notes for my homebrewcampaign I’ve been waiting to run.
This time, we chose that they would make their own characters, me helping them through every step. Now I’d like to introduce to you: Signi, the chaotic neutral elf rogue of my grandmother and Jonathanus, the lawful good kobold fighter of my grandfather.
On the second evening, we sat once again around the biggest table in the house (my place was absolutely cramped once again), they were able to overlook every plot hook I threw at them. A man talking about how he will pay them both 50 Goldpieces, if they protect him from some assassins? How about we meet tomorrow. Rumors that the lake south of them glows red some nights? Wow, nice idea, DM! A man, whose family disappeared? Man, this sucks!
It was still a lot of fun, and I will wait patiently until they notice, that one of the traders sells only items with... interesting magic effects
(like the magic horn, that makes the sound of a duck, or the tobacco pipe, which produces bubbles instead of smoke). And who knows maybe I’ll have another story to tell this evening
Someone's been playing Untitled Goose Game.
I'm very certain I've heard this story before. It was on a post about fun DnD ideas and this goose was one of them, albeit slightly different. The post stated that this goose:
· Was physically identical to a regular goose.
· Was able to move to any location without any possibility of being able to contain it.
· Was impossible to decipher if it was the same goose as the previous one.
· Was undetectable by any magic spells or by any Gods.
A necromancer who put people souls into onions to make them both sentient and delicious, he was also our chef and his soup was amazing, as the recipe was 13 onions, and a cup of water
Watching this video inspired me to create an entire G.O.O. warlock patron, just to have something to fight against this exact thing.
My first group's favorite NPC was a little boy we called "Kid" or "The Kid". He was an orphan who was apprenticed to our pirate, Cpt. Elmo of the QRSTUV (the ship was a rowing boat). No matter what happened, the kid somehow always flipped the "ship" over. Sailing at night? Flip. Learning to tie sailors' knots? Flip. The party tried to sell him to three hags who were killing local children and making them into pies, but they rescued him (by accident, I think). Eventually, the kid became Cpt. Elmo's replacement character (Elmo choked on a fish), and he went on to blow up a duchess's bathroom after eating about three gallons of honey flavored mayonnaise given to him by our kobald rogue (?) (the kobald had a never-ending jar of mayo that he coated himself in to help prevent grappling). The kobald was also a two or three feet tall Geico gecko.
The hyonkening is inevitable
Ah, well this is one way to have Nightmare Geese in your tabletop...
Heres a spicy story for ya
So me and a couple of friends where running a homebrew dnd session, nothing too far from the rules but a couple of added spells, rules, the whole shebang. This group consisted of a dwarven defender, a human fighter, a half elf warlock and a raging alcoholic of an orc beserker. We where all in what was basically the headquarters of the world wide adventuring union, which is basically a giant organization that gives out adventurer ranks, quest and rewards across the world. Now an important note our group was only an above average b+ group, but nothing special, but while at the headquarters we where surrounded by S+ adventurers that could slay a dragon by themselves. So after a particularly gruesome dungeon our group wanted to relax a bit and count our coin. But out of the blue the drunken orc player asks," do I see anyone that looks tough?" Now to clarify we've been playing for a good 2 hours know and the player himself had one drink too many( though he really dosent drink alot irl). So the DM asks to roll perception and he says,"while everyone around looks strong in their own way you see a particularly large individual cloaked in a dragon skin cloak reading a book." Now something to know about our DM is he isnt afraid to put us in a dangerous situation if the players are acting dumb and ow boy we where about to get into some real deep shit. The orc player then says," I walk over and Pour my ale on him!", so with a worried look our DM asked for everyone to role perception and some how nobody rolled high enough to see a six foot seven orc bumble his way toward an even more imposing individual. So as he aproaches the individual dosent even look up from his book and then..... Splah! All over him and his book! The individual then stood up, and let me tell you it was a sight to behold. He then threw off his cloak which revealed an 8 foot five crimson red warforge that was covered in adamantium coated armor, with so many anti magic runes and enchantments you'd mistake them for tiny scratch marks, pull out a glave as tall as himself that then ignited with dragons tongue( Basically flame weapon) and just stared at him. The orc then backed away very slowly but a soon as he tried to sprint away, the warforge grabbed the orc by the the collar looked him strait in the eyes and said, you just ruined my favorite book that I had gotten from my creator Just before he died." And without another word threw the orc to the ground and chopped off his arm. No initiative, no warning just strait off. Know to say everyone was shocked would be an understament because before this drunken bastard had managed to fight off a death knight on his on for a while that rest of us where recovering form a devastating aoe attack. Then without another word our human warlock says, " I throw a pice of platnium at him and grab the orc". This worked but we still too this day still are avoided by the vast majority of people because that wasnt any normal warforge. That was the S+ ranked number w in the whole place named Warden, and he had managed to hold the advance of a Tarrasque all by him self at one point and lived to tell the tale and to say we got out lucky would be and understament.
Hoped yall like this story and have a great day👍
We have had a recurring npc in allmost all dnd games Bogo. He was a merchant that would fairly trade magic items for others from his top hat, he was an elderly unshaven his long scraggly beard he wore overall like pants over his wizard cloak which had poorly drawn stars all over its blue fabric he wandered around with a cigarette smoking skeleton named skelly
Cool, someone finally made a story from the massively popular Copy Pasta that has continually circling the D&D Reddit and meme communities ever since untitled goose game released.
He probably sells insurance in his spare time
I had a NPC amed Grandma Luf Wafful. She was this crotchety old crone of a woman that lived in the local large city slum ward staying at the local inn. One of my players decided to get absolutely three sheets to the wind wasted and wanted some 'feminine accompaniment' for the evening. Yes, it happened, no he didn't realize he was basically getting Shallow Hal'd by himself. He saw the old woman as a beautiful woman in her early 20's and quite lovely sounding and had no reservations. He had his night and the party left town the next day heading out east to follow another players backstory hook. After about 2 in game weeks they arrive in a mining town when I ask the lucky fellow to make a perception check, he rolls well and sees Granny Luf Wafful inside the town already, looking for someone. The game fell apart soon after due to a number of things happening IRL but they never learned that she was a cursed member of the Summer Fey Court as a retainer to the Summer Queen. The player played a Ranger that had amnesia and told me to go nuts with his background; so he was also cursed into a human vesal but could see through curses and veils.
OMG! I can't stop laughing after the line "Full Exorcist Headpin".
"What do you think Honk Honk is?"
A normal goose. Duh.
Omg I've heard of this story before. I never saw it in such detail, just heard it mentioned once. Amazing.
Goose game anyone?
Yup. Goose game.
Thank you for the video it was great
Yeah, geese have teeth... ON THEIR TONGUES!
I have been waiting for this type of story involving the goose to come around for some time lmao!!!
We must have a part 2 asap.
This is amazing. I love random crazy like this!
Honk's the creature. The variable. The never ending loop. No world, nor universe does not simply doesn't have Hºnk, but simply cannot witsand itself without it.
Honk Honk has got to be one of the best scary comic relief characters for a campaign ever and thanks to the beauty of the character design I hope he will pop up into many other DMs games from now on
I think i have an idea for a new cleric/paladin.
This idea came from a tumblr post if I'm not mistaken
How is everyone
How did you do this?!
@@thechosenone9361 I became a member
@@UndeadSteampunk Thanks! :D
@@thechosenone9361 u bet
Salty that my story got stollen and a thief is getting credit. But other than that I'm pretty good. How are you?
Omg someone did it, someone did the goose thing! Yes!
The description of the goose, from memory, is that if it dies, it will reappear later. If it gets trapped it will reappear later. Gods don’t know of it’s existence and can not see it. You can wish it away but it will come back eventually. It always comes back
0:56 I love how this implies the rouge’s race is clown since all the races were put before the classes.
nothing wrong with an immortal crossover mascot. I've used them many times myself. Like Fred the frat house spider or the crew of the alestorm.
Would love to hear about Alestorm in a game
I had a goose like this in my game, he would steal from the party and sometimes reward them. He gave the Bard a golden harp with magic runes. The found out that if they played the harp it would cast an mass suggestion charming everyone but bard who failed a dc 10 plus the bards charisma mod. That included party members. Although after each use the string would cut open a finger of the bard and the blood would soak the string the snap. To show it had limited uses. After the last use the runes glowed red like blood and a curse was out on the bard. They had lost their voice and it was replaced... with a honk.
That reminds me of NPC I created on a fly long time ago. A sentient sword named Terrarion. The chatiest and most annoying sword in existence. If you watched soul eater anime, its excalibur if he became a righteous paladin. It tells the story of how he went through a dragon. By natural way. Eventually party gave it to brass dragon. The legend tells that they talk till this day...
This reminds me of a character a dm made it wasn't necessarily dnd, honestly i have no clue what it was but there is a certain character I will never forget. There was a seagull and everytime we rolled a low number the seagull would appear and it would be the case of our failure. Throw a spear but roll a 1? The seagull grabs it and flys away with it. I remember that we were trying to find something of use on the beach since we were shipped wrecked. I had rolled low and ended finding a folder of... Extremely lewd seagull pictures. One of our party members try searching again.... more folders, we continue, more folders eventually our dm explains the entire beach is made of these folders. Somehow we came up with trying to bribe the seagull with the folders. I try to sell the seagull the nudes when it returned to harass us. The seagull took the folder signed it and gave it back. The nudes were by that seagull. Our next guess guess was to sell the nudes to a harpie that lived on the island.
Honestly can't remember too much since it was from so long ago. Plus the campaign just stopped. Like the dm just stopped scheduling sessions.
"The dialect of honk" is probably the best thing I have heard ever.
I saw something like already some times ago. It was just a concept, i’m happy it have been used
As a dark figure resembling a billed avian humanoid lurked in the distance, the party felt a sense of unease, and a loud honk blasted there way, coming from the figure. Everything around them had been destroyed except the ground and the party. The creature them seemed to waddle toward them, and as it got closer they saw it had flippers for feet, like… a goose….
I have a similiar character in my campaign. An elven female in a pitch black cloak shes speaks no words the party can understand but to other people she seems to speak properly . shes been in 3 campaigns ive run so far but she has yet to be anything more than a random encounter. Oh but i have plans and the party still has no clue other than she seems to follow the players in game but not their characters
I'd be more afraid of that goose than even a marut. That thing is more inevitable than an actual inevitable!
It is funny because I just introduced an evil goose plot line last night.
The thing with the goose and the god may be an SCP reference (or just a good idea thought of convergeantly). It's similar to when scp 343 was pitted against 682. Either version gives me chills
This reminds me of my character Hjonkers. He was chucked through a window, eaten by a mimic, and nuked by a wizard. I loved that goose.
Hi
Untitled Goose Campaign
This is the funniest video in the history of this channel.
This gives me the most hilariously evil idea...
A grave Keeper. That is a college of glamour bard.
I like geese I knew this one Canadian Goose who was really nice I called him Albert, he was friendly and let people pet him also was basically worshipped by the ducks that live in my town they followed Albert everywhere
Fear of the Goose!
Fear of the Goose!
I live in constant fear and quacking's all I hear!
The last sentence us indeed a threat of honks honks return
Imagine coming across a goose and the first thing you think to do is blast it
Bring on more stories of Honk Honk
How can the people around the table go silent, when they hear a goose, of all things, proudly declare:
"I am Honk Honk, destroyer of all life!"
BWUAHAHAHAHA!! Oh my Lord Bahamut, hearing that instantly made me burst out laughing, it's too good!
Goose talking to the paladin reminds me of arion from pjho talking to frank
this goose's brand of immortality sounds rather familiar.
Gotta love NPCs
This just gave me an awesome idea for a god that spited Corellon lol
"I see evil incarnate and pure darkness"
yeah, the goose.
This goose is basically the master of mirrors from the Witcher
So basically, the DM...goosed the party? :-)
I have a special beholder that keeps making random appearances. His name is disco stu, the disco ball beholder. All abilities come from the book of nymphology or the d20 book of erotic fantasy. Except for dancing lights and the dance spell. He was loved everywhere he went
Oh God, another goose story
I have a good one to tell
So my DM put together a Kingdom Hearts D&D a while back, and we've been playing this campaign for the past year and a half. We have a few characters that have come and gone. We started off with a paladin that was part heartless, a saiyan (yes, she included those), a weird technology based ranger, and a draconic sorcerer with a penchant for fire magic from another world (my character). The only thing is that in universe, cursing isn't allowed. So, whenever we swear, a duck can be heard quacking. Thanks to my characters antics as a chaotic stupid, ducks don't like him. However, as a censoring animal, he has the goose from Untitled Goose Game. Because it loves his chaos. I downloaded a soundboard for that sound effect alone, just to make it funnier.
Oh no! Its the Duck of Always!!!!!
Lol i watched Fangbone and totally wanted to do this.
i may have to use something like this the next time I dm but I'm thinking of making it a pigeon with a high pitch voice
Sounds like a normal goose to me
Welp, that's immediately going in to my campaign. My druid *did* say that she wanted an animal companion.
My party met a goose, fought it and it escaped. Then it came back a while later leading an army of abyssal chicken against the party.
A goose?!
Hehheheh.....
I summon an EMU!
Obviously tiamat in goose form. He mad eyes the statue and demands praise
1:03-1:24
Alright, now look up a video called "LARPing With Pals"
Just me or does anyone else see the connection?
Original DM here, I used that and incorporated it into my game cause I thought it was hilarious