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КОМЕНТАРІ • 41 тис.

  • @foxinabox_6626
    @foxinabox_6626 4 роки тому +4473

    My cousin who's been playing mc for years hasn't beaten the dragon on easy mode, yet this legend went in on hardcore mode and beat the ender dragon with two pedals and a frickin steering wheel.

    • @cyberneticcherrybomber5318
      @cyberneticcherrybomber5318 4 роки тому +157

      I've never beaten the ender dragon as well, usually stuck in the overworld cuz I'm scared if losing all my shit when I find the portal.

    • @levantri2412
      @levantri2412 4 роки тому +68

      @@cyberneticcherrybomber5318 bruh don't chicken out. If you're scared, THERE'S NO POINT going there. You must be prepared for death if you come to The End. You can also prepare some backup gear, you know.

    • @cyberneticcherrybomber5318
      @cyberneticcherrybomber5318 4 роки тому +18

      @@levantri2412 I suppose so.

    • @keyanims1978
      @keyanims1978 4 роки тому +49

      Uhhh its honestly depends cuz most people Can beat Ender dragon and im sure you guys Can do it its just that you guys want to have fun on survival and not focus on beating the game

    • @levantri2412
      @levantri2412 4 роки тому +9

      @@cyberneticcherrybomber5318 try it man it's simpler than you think.

  • @bruhmoment6709
    @bruhmoment6709 4 роки тому +23070

    Techno: how do you speed bridge
    Uh, sir this is your driving test...

    • @mistermoee
      @mistermoee 4 роки тому +897

      Why is there a car making a bridge?

    • @squidfeet7278
      @squidfeet7278 4 роки тому +140

      @@mistermoee hahaha

    • @ThatNerdAlbert
      @ThatNerdAlbert 4 роки тому +518

      @@mistermoee it's actually so that technoblade could cross bodies of water with his car easily. however, this technique requires an incredibly high iq to master. thats why nobody ever bridges with cars.

    • @ccomicc
      @ccomicc 4 роки тому +180

      @@mistermoee technocar

    • @mistermoee
      @mistermoee 4 роки тому +37

      @@ccomicc But what will the car be? 🤔

  • @gold_hev_suit
    @gold_hev_suit 4 роки тому +8757

    Technoblade 2017: too lazy to reverse camera
    Technoblade 2020: so yeah i farmed potatoes 11 hours a day for 9 months

    • @beesonfire5063
      @beesonfire5063 4 роки тому +207

      11 hours? He farmed for 20

    • @rained-ed3zi
      @rained-ed3zi 4 роки тому +91

      And that's quality content

    • @GamingWithCalvin1
      @GamingWithCalvin1 4 роки тому +167

      nah, the actual manual farming part was actually the laziest part of the war. The half of the war where he was upgrading the minnions, leveling up pets, getting more slots, and flycatchers, THAT was the hard part.

    • @jaimeg309
      @jaimeg309 4 роки тому +20

      Why is he farming potatoes? I am missing a joke or something?

    • @GamingWithCalvin1
      @GamingWithCalvin1 4 роки тому +143

      @@jaimeg309 no, your just missing knowledge of the greatest trilogy to exist.
      Watch the great potato war to understand what I mean

  • @GrumpyAboutEverything
    @GrumpyAboutEverything Рік тому +480

    Imagine beating minecraft with a steering wheel. I can't even win a racing game in the arcade. Technoblade's the best and Technoblade never dies 👑🐷❤

  • @hyri3188
    @hyri3188 5 років тому +7457

    Techno: I have a steering wheel setup
    Car enthusiasts: yoo that’s sick what do you play? Gran Tourismo? Forza? NFS?
    Techno: *minecraft*

    • @cuthon3574
      @cuthon3574 4 роки тому +73

      HYRI :3 racing game players would be like what is that pleb setup omg

    • @kalpyiru
      @kalpyiru 4 роки тому +14

      Techno: minecraft....

    • @faroukm4148
      @faroukm4148 4 роки тому +17

      @@guardrailhitter bruh it dosent even have force feedback

    • @jaxyouwill
      @jaxyouwill 4 роки тому +35

      Farouk Musa if the wheel had force feedback this video would be so much more entertaining

    • @manatster
      @manatster 4 роки тому +1

      NFS carbon

  • @sweetestpiano
    @sweetestpiano 4 роки тому +5922

    1. *finding diamond* "there's only 1 diamond, which i'm not thrilled abt.. but maybe there's more-"
    *there's more diamond*
    2. *mining coal* "i mean i might as well, maybe there's some diamonds on the otherside of this coal"
    *there's diamond on the otherside of this coal*
    3. *going to the nether* "im gonna spawn above a pit of lava, here we g0"
    *spawns over a pit of lava*
    technoblade just speaks things into existence, that's how powerful he is

    • @candyxxv5834
      @candyxxv5834 4 роки тому +222

      Also when he was going back into the over world and said that he doesn’t have to worry about spawning above giant pools of lava.

    • @kyowono
      @kyowono 4 роки тому +266

      Yeetus Defeetus ITS A STREAM HOW COULD HE FAKE IT LOLLL

    • @logantakach6113
      @logantakach6113 4 роки тому +51

      I mean, he says the pit of lava thing like everytime soooo

    • @patience7046
      @patience7046 4 роки тому +29

      Master of manifestation

    • @everythingnoahzz985
      @everythingnoahzz985 4 роки тому +78

      Technoblade is a God. The Blood God. He won't ever cheat. Never ever. NoWon't Even Dare. Never in a million years. Never.

  • @ChiefYoshi
    @ChiefYoshi 4 роки тому +5111

    20:20 can we just appreciate the fact that Techno just 360’d the dragon with a steering wheel

    • @formalpudding8504
      @formalpudding8504 4 роки тому +147

      Isn’t 2020 supposed to be bad

    • @scrublord3376
      @scrublord3376 4 роки тому +8

      DLGZ _bkb oml

    • @dinsley6121
      @dinsley6121 4 роки тому +21

      the god Technoblade can make such a cursed number have beautiful events

    • @Verisity
      @Verisity 4 роки тому +5

      Watchdogisathing this was made ages ago
      I see how I’m stupitt now

    • @Goingpopcatmode
      @Goingpopcatmode 4 роки тому +3

      Verisity scarily accurate at future predicting

  • @kavyarai37
    @kavyarai37 Рік тому +142

    He was playing so well, I forgot he was on steering wheel

  • @alyviaissocool
    @alyviaissocool 3 роки тому +3431

    I love technos like- ahhhh because it lets you know, that he’s not completely dead inside, and that he’s excited.

  • @zendpixie
    @zendpixie 3 роки тому +5387

    2:25 the idea of Technoblade having a Tommy laugh terrifies me, yet here we are.

    • @nephele4403
      @nephele4403 3 роки тому +288

      Oh my gosh I didn't even notice before

    • @lspellslogic877
      @lspellslogic877 3 роки тому +187

      I literally made that laugh my ringtone it's so rare

    • @lspellslogic877
      @lspellslogic877 3 роки тому +154

      And also because hearing a Techno voice laughing in that way just makes me doubt reality and force myself to wake up

    • @ranbo0
      @ranbo0 3 роки тому +43

      Oh god why have I not noticed that-

    • @nephele4403
      @nephele4403 3 роки тому +13

      @@lspellslogic877 Lmao

  • @piggo5645
    @piggo5645 3 роки тому +5421

    technoblade: kills a baby zombie with a steering wheel
    philza minecraft: *bruh*

    • @polarz1045
      @polarz1045 3 роки тому +61

      He was in 1.8 pvp tho phil was in 1.9 pvp

    • @red6006
      @red6006 3 роки тому +24

      @@polarz1045 no shit

    • @panzerj5356
      @panzerj5356 3 роки тому +125

      @@polarz1045 What difference does it make. He used a steering wheel.

    • @cyberseai9305
      @cyberseai9305 3 роки тому +42

      @@polarz1045 techno is good at both ver and he also has the lowest sensitivity

    • @Shadow-lu1ov
      @Shadow-lu1ov 3 роки тому +12

      Thats just straight up mean to phil

  • @_Wildcard_
    @_Wildcard_ 9 місяців тому +50

    The way this man speaks during gameplay is the only way I can describe the way my old co-op group talks while on vc. This is gold.

  • @sumguy6213
    @sumguy6213 4 роки тому +8797

    Technoblade at orphanage : Ah yeah pvp

    • @kirosue
      @kirosue 4 роки тому +395

      I can imagine him punching kids for no reason and shouting " pvp " 🤣

    • @ryancrucena755
      @ryancrucena755 4 роки тому +36

      FBI!!!

    • @wobbawobba9232
      @wobbawobba9232 4 роки тому +16

      Lol

    • @krxptoz8849
      @krxptoz8849 4 роки тому +221

      That would be the 2nd worst thing that happened to these orphans

    • @ThatNerdAlbert
      @ThatNerdAlbert 4 роки тому +18

      @@krxptoz8849 whats the worst thing?
      i feel like i shouldn't be asking but i am

  • @sWardSer
    @sWardSer 4 роки тому +27546

    Love how his bow accuracy with the steering wheel is still better than most youtubers using those expensive gamer mice

  • @Belitrov
    @Belitrov 3 роки тому +5606

    "Have you beaten hardcore Minecraft?"
    "Yes, I have."
    "Awesome! How long did it-"
    "With a steering wheel."

    • @king_pryx
      @king_pryx 3 роки тому +47

      HAHA! good one

    • @bacongirlxrobloxqwq8662
      @bacongirlxrobloxqwq8662 3 роки тому +20

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stamrowbitbud895
      @stamrowbitbud895 3 роки тому +101

      "Have you beaten Hardcore Minecraft?"
      "Yeah"
      "Cool how many days in-"
      "Car"

    • @The_Wallflower
      @The_Wallflower 3 роки тому +20

      I doubt anybody’s gonna ask Technoblade if he’s best hardcore Minecraft.

    • @BrolyIsVR
      @BrolyIsVR 3 роки тому +3

      @Bruh

  • @aimaraliytb
    @aimaraliytb 2 місяці тому +66

    Technoblade never dies😢

    • @nanaldfrancisco9599
      @nanaldfrancisco9599 2 місяці тому +3

      Cancer don’t kill technoblade😢

    • @Darkness12-m3x
      @Darkness12-m3x 2 місяці тому +4

      It kills a bunch of people and it’s a sad disease but it killed techoblade which is very sad we will still remember you techoblade

  • @novaaaaa3916
    @novaaaaa3916 4 роки тому +2897

    This mans can use a steering wheel and still MLG water better than me on a mouse and keyboard

    • @sapiently1
      @sapiently1 4 роки тому +35

      The mlg water is timing, it is basically the same difficulty on the steering wheel.

    • @thegreenwolf8838
      @thegreenwolf8838 4 роки тому +17

      @@sapiently1 You'd expect a steering wheel to have a delay

    • @awesome5fire761
      @awesome5fire761 4 роки тому +6

      TheGreenWolf88 why?

    • @EnDeRBeaT
      @EnDeRBeaT 4 роки тому +20

      @@thegreenwolf8838 steering wheel should have the same delay as a keyboard

    • @ilijah1863
      @ilijah1863 4 роки тому +4

      How its so simple

  • @אמיררוזקוב
    @אמיררוזקוב 5 років тому +7215

    Techno 2017: playing minecraft with a steering wheel
    Techno 2019: driving a car with a keyboard

    • @softdrink-0
      @softdrink-0 4 роки тому +359

      2021 piloting an aircraft with a mouse

    • @KeysAndDoorss
      @KeysAndDoorss 4 роки тому +268

      2023 driving a ship with VR sticks
      Edit: :(

    • @17thRepublic
      @17thRepublic 4 роки тому +157

      2025 techno: driving a train with magic

    • @robincastle2213
      @robincastle2213 4 роки тому +164

      2031 Piloting a shuttle with a wii remote

    • @kurikokuri
      @kurikokuri 4 роки тому +133

      2045: Steering planet earth with mobile game controls

  • @tee4916
    @tee4916 4 роки тому +4034

    I understand I’m late, but why is nobody talking about the little happiness noises he makes?
    I love it

    • @Skrubbby
      @Skrubbby 4 роки тому +18

      I watched this video the same day it came out

    • @chrisisthebestgaymer6830
      @chrisisthebestgaymer6830 4 роки тому +7

      bruh same

    • @mischa6601
      @mischa6601 4 роки тому +12

      You're 3 years late and so am i

    • @corvusss
      @corvusss 4 роки тому +12

      are we all three years late-

    • @mars8743
      @mars8743 4 роки тому +30

      techno’s vids have a habit of popping up on recommenced years after they’re posted

  • @Yinithyn
    @Yinithyn 7 місяців тому +95

    king, I know you aren't with us anymore, but thank you. You've inspired me to beat Minecraft hardcore with a stylus. wish me luck from the realms above. :)

    • @_amya__
      @_amya__ 6 місяців тому +2

      Did you do it ?

    • @Yinithyn
      @Yinithyn 6 місяців тому +14

      @@_amya__ I'm not him. doing attempt 14 later today. :D

    • @_amya__
      @_amya__ 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Yinithyn good luck

    • @Thecodytree
      @Thecodytree 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Yinithyndid you manage it?

    • @Yinithyn
      @Yinithyn 4 місяці тому +6

      @@Thecodytree Putting together the footage in what spare time I've got. Which is not a lot between all my other work. It'll be on my YT channel eventually.

  • @datnerddbro4220
    @datnerddbro4220 3 роки тому +3720

    1:59 when technoblade is so strong he can turn chicken into iron

  • @professionalgarbage2893
    @professionalgarbage2893 4 роки тому +4501

    “Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?”
    “I beat minecraft hardcore mode.”
    “That ain’t that tough.”
    “With a steering wheel.”
    “Oh- sorry. Right this way, sir.”

    • @user-dh8oi2mk4f
      @user-dh8oi2mk4f 4 роки тому +10

      SamTheMa'am lol

    • @areathegod4405
      @areathegod4405 4 роки тому +27

      One of my favorite youtubers beat it without taking damage, his name is zylenox

    • @user-dh8oi2mk4f
      @user-dh8oi2mk4f 4 роки тому +26

      Area747 that’s so random

    • @areathegod4405
      @areathegod4405 4 роки тому +54

      Aidan Zhong this is the UA-cam comment section deal with it

    • @nyxiauwu
      @nyxiauwu 4 роки тому +14

      @@areathegod4405 p e a c e f u l

  • @notanog9446
    @notanog9446 5 років тому +13299

    Technoblade: *jumps into the ender portal*
    Ender dragon: why do I hear boss music?
    You will be missed, dearly

    • @2Jzizzle
      @2Jzizzle 5 років тому +253

      Techoblade: The pig is here

    • @asston712
      @asston712 5 років тому +62

      Ender dragon: why do I hear frame of mind?

    • @thunderlord9292
      @thunderlord9292 5 років тому +28

      Terraria memes in Minecraft

    • @naphy
      @naphy 5 років тому +41

      @HadOOFken it wasn't the year of the pig when the video was recorded... I understand the joke and I might get wooooshed but I want to strike y'all with facts
      Update: I got wooooshed :(

    • @naphy
      @naphy 5 років тому +13

      @HadOOFken :(

  • @lumberjackofalltrades
    @lumberjackofalltrades 9 місяців тому +21

    I refuse to believe that Technoblade isn't Isekai'd into a Minecraft world similar to the Animation v Minecraft series. He's just too good at the game

  • @Mydoeza
    @Mydoeza 7 років тому +64549

    You have an ungodly amount of patience
    that or you're just lacking a human soul

    • @theinvinciblecow2602
      @theinvinciblecow2602 7 років тому +1890

      Mydoeza guessing the second one

    • @StrategyWasTaken
      @StrategyWasTaken 7 років тому +920

      Lacking a soul, have you seen his videos?

    • @iclaimthisname9767
      @iclaimthisname9767 7 років тому +231

      Both

    • @Andy-oh9wp
      @Andy-oh9wp 7 років тому +706

      Well he's a pig, so technically he does lack a human soul.

    • @davidb8348
      @davidb8348 7 років тому +71

      Mydoeza i didn't even have enough patience to watch the video from the beginning

  • @martinii7904
    @martinii7904 4 роки тому +5551

    Without seeing the wheel, it looks like he's just playing on console with low sensitivity

    • @carmineif6326
      @carmineif6326 4 роки тому +50

      Martinii like the other guy like I said console is so easy compared to the wheel

    • @brycemartin9600
      @brycemartin9600 4 роки тому +15

      @@carmineif6326 I'm assuming you mean controller and not console?

    • @carmineif6326
      @carmineif6326 4 роки тому +3

      Bryce martin yeah

    • @carmineif6326
      @carmineif6326 4 роки тому +2

      Bryce martin console in general is just easier

    • @Sidharth_V_Jain
      @Sidharth_V_Jain 4 роки тому +6

      @@carmineif6326 meh it's all subjective

  • @hamesssss
    @hamesssss 4 роки тому +5157

    Ender dragon: exists
    Techno: so anyway I started driving

    • @Pootis-hn3ky
      @Pootis-hn3ky 4 роки тому +49

      plot twist: techno is just watching hes own gameplay while driving

    • @xxdabproxx7090
      @xxdabproxx7090 4 роки тому +5

      Woomy 2443 * his *

    • @user-wx5it5or2t
      @user-wx5it5or2t 4 роки тому +10

      @@xxdabproxx7090 just don't.

    • @Kckr
      @Kckr 4 роки тому +4

      Initial D

    • @mistermoee
      @mistermoee 4 роки тому +2

      So anyway I started my car

  • @Fush2
    @Fush2 Рік тому +21

    You can tell when techno finds diamonds if you just listen to the audio

  • @lucanapoli1267
    @lucanapoli1267 5 років тому +3365

    "what makes you tough?"
    "I beat minecraft"
    "Huh?"
    "With a steering wheel on hardcore"
    "right this way sir"

    • @hamptonme5037
      @hamptonme5037 5 років тому +84

      “Welcome to the salty spittoon how tough are you”****
      Sorry..

    • @sheldynblake3030
      @sheldynblake3030 5 років тому +16

      This was on java though.. fighting the ender dragon on hard difficultly on bedrock is hell

    • @simonmarcu01
      @simonmarcu01 5 років тому +37

      @@sheldynblake3030 might be but... *STEERING WHEEL*

    • @jabblock5433
      @jabblock5433 5 років тому +2

      dr.death No it’s not get good and some beds

    • @yuvalbar1775
      @yuvalbar1775 5 років тому +3

      I actually laughed out loud jesus

  • @smeeeak
    @smeeeak 3 роки тому +1652

    Imagine techno as a lifeguard:
    *person starts drowning*
    Techno: Unacceptable!

    • @Firemancer
      @Firemancer 3 роки тому +15

      I just saw this comment the time he said that

    • @keshavthehun9238
      @keshavthehun9238 3 роки тому +7

      19:27 DREAM

    • @oliviavesey2534
      @oliviavesey2534 3 роки тому +2

      Why was my first thought that guy from adventure time that goes UNACCEPTABLE from the candy kingdom

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer 6 місяців тому

      ​@@keshavthehun9238...

  • @sinsei2165
    @sinsei2165 3 роки тому +10232

    The main reason why the comment section is still active even after years is because Techno doesn't upload and we are left rewatching his old content like some drug addicts suffering from withdrawal syndrome.

    • @nixterde
      @nixterde 3 роки тому +412

      Why is this true....💀

    • @Hyperion4K
      @Hyperion4K 3 роки тому +332

      technodrug

    • @Someone-jl6up
      @Someone-jl6up 3 роки тому +211

      Shhhhh we dont expose

    • @theeepunkin3402
      @theeepunkin3402 3 роки тому +171

      don't expose us like that xD

    • @kyv4574
      @kyv4574 3 роки тому +82

      you know that everyone knows this but dosent say it because it is bad manners to expose 200000 people?

  • @smolapril
    @smolapril 3 місяці тому +72

    1:29
    Techno: Crafts a crafting table
    Also Techno: "Awww Yeah! PVP!"

  • @5e.ren4
    @5e.ren4 3 роки тому +8196

    Every time he finds diamonds he does that little “ahhh”

  • @Endwidgeon
    @Endwidgeon 3 роки тому +14208

    techno literally just yells in lowercase

  • @sarinkhalidhussain7336
    @sarinkhalidhussain7336 Рік тому +9

    Technoblade has joined the game
    everyone: Why do i hear boss music

  • @JordanGilbert69
    @JordanGilbert69 4 роки тому +2104

    I like how even though the camera is reversed, the audio is out of sync, and the bottom half of the screen is cut off, this is still his most viewed video.

  • @uniqueokk
    @uniqueokk 3 роки тому +5123

    **crafts crafting table**
    “aw yeah pvp”

    • @thisguyispeculiar
      @thisguyispeculiar 3 роки тому +154

      And that was the true reason why he placed a crafting table in the Dream vs Technoblade duel. Yep. There was no other reason, don't even think about it.

    • @cresbalundo8845
      @cresbalundo8845 3 роки тому +47

      F o r e s h a d o w i n g?

    • @wasupxd1946
      @wasupxd1946 3 роки тому +6

      Lil

    • @wasupxd1946
      @wasupxd1946 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @Shadow-lo9bk
      @Shadow-lo9bk 3 роки тому +3

      I’m your 1K like lol

  • @ellagraham1936
    @ellagraham1936 3 роки тому +4266

    no one:
    techno: “wE cOuLd FiX gLoBaL wArMinG iF wE bLeW uP tHe SuN”

    • @inolia8260
      @inolia8260 3 роки тому +17

      yes

    • @ztanity2733
      @ztanity2733 3 роки тому +77

      He isn't wrong tho

    • @googlewasmyidea3296
      @googlewasmyidea3296 3 роки тому +43

      technically if the sun exploded we would be roasted

    • @ungefeiert
      @ungefeiert 3 роки тому +24

      @@googlewasmyidea3296 technically it wouldn't do shit because the sun is basically millions of small explosion.

    • @EdenVella
      @EdenVella 3 роки тому +10

      Super nova. When the sun blows up so will everything near.

  • @YunoandDaphne
    @YunoandDaphne 3 місяці тому +19

    6 years ago….

  • @TRWGVRNT
    @TRWGVRNT 3 роки тому +1634

    Techno: Watch me spawn above a pit of lava
    **Spawns above a pit of lava**
    Techno: *You weren’t supposed to do that*

    • @kenzyjumps4590
      @kenzyjumps4590 3 роки тому +6

      Sadly the same

    • @drakoclears
      @drakoclears 3 роки тому

      Watch me eat

    • @Benvii
      @Benvii 3 роки тому

      Wait that’s illegal

    • @syene5739
      @syene5739 3 роки тому +4

      Techno: At least I cant spawn above a pool of lava in the overworld
      *spawns in the middle of the ocean*
      Techno: WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENIN

  • @hardlerz5482
    @hardlerz5482 3 роки тому +1246

    6:52 ''When I press the Power button on a *vacuum* cleaner''

    • @kvualnam
      @kvualnam 3 роки тому +8

      😂

    • @meepmeep1601
      @meepmeep1601 3 роки тому +20

      everytime he does that it raises my serotonin for some reason 😂😂

    • @thisguyispeculiar
      @thisguyispeculiar 3 роки тому +4

      Idk but I love that one scene 😂

    • @nashwilston5459
      @nashwilston5459 3 роки тому

      Tru dat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Kendricklamarglazer17
      @Kendricklamarglazer17 3 роки тому +1

      @@Iris-kf6to I'm surprised Karen hasn't told you to go to your own country or whatever
      Although tommyinnit is protecting you

  • @speedysky123
    @speedysky123 5 років тому +7708

    Technoblade: *Enters end*
    Ender dragon: _why do i hear a car starting_

    • @ominousabyss1222
      @ominousabyss1222 5 років тому +48

      Yeah but how does the ender dragon know how a car starting sounds?

    • @Goodraxler
      @Goodraxler 5 років тому +264

      @@ominousabyss1222 dude... Don't ruin the joke

    • @ismailelizahayati6241
      @ismailelizahayati6241 5 років тому +10

      yeah how does the ender dragon know what a car starting sounds like? Lol

    • @CiphersWon
      @CiphersWon 5 років тому +4

      The Golden Tiger not really funny

    • @Soapduck_
      @Soapduck_ 5 років тому +75

      @@CiphersWon says a fortnut player

  • @issakeyplay3753
    @issakeyplay3753 Рік тому +34

    A video of a guy casually beating Minecraft not mentioning steering wheel the whole time except the moment swimming in the boat
    R.I.P legend

    • @hopel1986
      @hopel1986 12 годин тому

      So true tho 😭 Technoblade never dies 🐷👑

  • @RXYSKII
    @RXYSKII 3 роки тому +2146

    0% keyboard.
    0% mouse.
    1% steering wheel.
    99% *PVP*

    • @gordonslant5716
      @gordonslant5716 3 роки тому +12

      PvE tho

    • @arjstudio2084
      @arjstudio2084 3 роки тому +4

      This is not his only video

    • @gr0uchyy
      @gr0uchyy 3 роки тому +4

      Pve*

    • @namethisismyname9918
      @namethisismyname9918 3 роки тому +10

      Nononono it’s not pvp . It’s peeee veeee peeeeeeeeeee .

    • @jpblito
      @jpblito 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah hes life is 99% PVP in minecraft and 1% doing other things xd

  • @theirs5949
    @theirs5949 3 роки тому +2722

    You know that techno is fearless when he’s mining and doesn’t get scared by the Minecraft ambience sound

    • @johnwolverton48
      @johnwolverton48 3 роки тому +9

      I would like this but want to keep the likes at 69

    • @lianbn21
      @lianbn21 3 роки тому +3

      Mega What Blast

    • @steviestinks8070
      @steviestinks8070 3 роки тому +1

      @@lianbn21 mega what

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +5

      His forever unfinished symphony of a VR playthrough : "are you sure about that ?"

    • @cidercake4373
      @cidercake4373 3 роки тому +1

      @@X-SPONGED oh

  • @desaboteur1340
    @desaboteur1340 3 роки тому +13418

    2017 Techno: We're living the dream!!
    2020 Techno: We're beating Dream!!
    2021 Techno: We're bullying Dream!!

    • @evilsrage432
      @evilsrage432 3 роки тому +808

      2022 Techno: We're killing Dream!!

    • @Gian872
      @Gian872 3 роки тому +217

      Which of the two do you think is the best??
      Dream's Manhunt plays or Technoblade's playing Minecraft Hardcore with the steeing wheel???
      Please guess because I'm both fan of Dream and Technoblade

    • @BR-qx4gb
      @BR-qx4gb 3 роки тому +224

      @@Gian872 it's the steering wheel. Imagine beating the game without a mouse and keyboard it's like insane level 100x

    • @GodChosenEmperor-j4k
      @GodChosenEmperor-j4k 3 роки тому +49

      @@Gian872 Dream fake his speed runs

    • @fordchua3898
      @fordchua3898 3 роки тому +27

      2013 Techno:YOU SHIT DREAM

  • @highrankgod
    @highrankgod 2 місяці тому +4

    this was insane, i miss techno so much
    rip. you will never be forgotten.

  • @ava-wg4yf
    @ava-wg4yf 3 роки тому +2684

    technoblade makes a “huuuüúūhhh” sound when he finds diamonds i cant

    • @ranbo0
      @ranbo0 3 роки тому +11

      no u yes

    • @jacob8693
      @jacob8693 3 роки тому +10

      you cant what

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 3 роки тому +9

      Wait a second this isn't technos most popular video anymore

    • @david_-yy9yc
      @david_-yy9yc 3 роки тому +25

      5:08

    • @jaydencarvajal9969
      @jaydencarvajal9969 3 роки тому +28

      @@kkTeaz I like ur cut

  • @bubba1614
    @bubba1614 4 роки тому +729

    techno's happy noise when he finds diamonds is the cure for sadness

  • @multistuff9831
    @multistuff9831 5 років тому +3528

    Passenger: "Hey so where did you learn to drive?"
    Uber: "Minecraft hardcore"
    Passenger: "LET ME OUT"

    • @imnotapollo4188
      @imnotapollo4188 5 років тому +161

      *I am in good hands.
      Fixed that for you.

    • @SparseB
      @SparseB 5 років тому +95

      Me: let me in! L e T m E i N!

    • @hawnted244
      @hawnted244 5 років тому +38

      Uber man
      Take me by the hand
      Drive me to the land
      I wil understand

    • @ismailelizahayati6241
      @ismailelizahayati6241 5 років тому +6

      Techonoblade the uber man
      Got a stiring wheel
      just like wheely
      And an unknown man
      '--'

    • @cashewletta4999
      @cashewletta4999 5 років тому +1

      -Uber Passenger got squished by Technoblade-

  • @Theaveragegorilla
    @Theaveragegorilla 2 місяці тому +3

    Rest happily, techno.

  • @chickensio4755
    @chickensio4755 4 роки тому +1335

    1:29 technoblade: crafts*
    Also technoblade: "aww yea PvP"

  • @jeppefrolund1718
    @jeppefrolund1718 6 років тому +1328

    Not gonna lie. I was going to watch a few seconds of this for the novelty, but you managed to make me enjoy all 21 minutes and 28 seconds of watching a dude beat hardcore Minecraft with a steering wheel.
    Kudos.

    • @yejimnida
      @yejimnida 6 років тому +3

      *nobody cared

    • @ratmations8306
      @ratmations8306 6 років тому +34

      @@yejimnida dont be mean

    • @yejimnida
      @yejimnida 6 років тому

      @@ratmations8306 was I mean? no I wasn't

    • @Royale9
      @Royale9 6 років тому +10

      Yes, this video is very well made.

    • @ratmations8306
      @ratmations8306 6 років тому +23

      @@yejimnida you said that no one cared about what Jeppe said, thats a little mean

  • @kompo5997
    @kompo5997 5 років тому +5918

    Future technoblade got depression when he couldnt setup steering wheel on minecraft monday

    • @User-1939t9
      @User-1939t9 5 років тому +142

      komPo college truly is a sad place

    • @GG-yd3jy
      @GG-yd3jy 5 років тому +10

      Lol

    • @vambat1890
      @vambat1890 5 років тому +9

      ITS NOT FUNNY!!!

    • @keeno5567
      @keeno5567 5 років тому +2

      Vambat tell that to techno blade

    • @sabriflo61
      @sabriflo61 5 років тому +2

      @@vambat1890 woooooooooooooosh

  • @V-10demon
    @V-10demon 10 місяців тому +6

    WE MISS YOU SO MUCH TECHNOBLADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @fear_toxin
    @fear_toxin 3 роки тому +1715

    "why are they sending babies after me?"
    well, it seemed to work with philza

  • @34sanon80
    @34sanon80 3 роки тому +2706

    Nobody:
    Techno: makes crafting table
    Also Techno: *a w w y e a h p v p*

    • @Panda10million
      @Panda10million 3 роки тому +34

      While cave sounds are playing

    • @SleepDeprivedMatt
      @SleepDeprivedMatt 3 роки тому +15

      no wonder why he said it was a sacred technique of crafting table when 1v1ing dream

    • @elsa4580
      @elsa4580 3 роки тому +1

      PVP master over here

    • @weebybored
      @weebybored 3 роки тому

      I was gonna say that lol

    • @Leivaliz21
      @Leivaliz21 3 роки тому

      @@Panda10million hi

  • @ImXry
    @ImXry 3 роки тому +1836

    The fact that I have been playing Minecraft for like 5 years now and have still not beat it and this guy beating it with a steering wheel

    • @five2019
      @five2019 3 роки тому +18

      Same

    • @itzsho2911
      @itzsho2911 3 роки тому +18

      I feel that dude-

    • @mr.theogels649
      @mr.theogels649 3 роки тому +35

      Hehe i have played it for over 8 years and havnet beaten it legitly

    • @mctardorodriguez305
      @mctardorodriguez305 3 роки тому +12

      Just place a chest with a bunch of iron and wood outside the end portal. Each time you die, you can just make another set of armor

    • @theattic0098
      @theattic0098 3 роки тому +2

      @@mr.theogels649 Feel ya bro

  • @stqrs__
    @stqrs__ 11 місяців тому +13

    techno gasp moments bcuz why not:
    3:31
    4:05
    5:08
    6:52
    8:14
    9:12
    11:17
    14:34
    16:18
    anyways, i think that's it (sorry if i missed any!)
    RIP techno, he truly was a great one. (especially since he somehow beat minecraft only using a steering wheel lol)

  • @rex26256
    @rex26256 3 роки тому +3822

    Dream: does mlg water with pc
    Folks: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Technoblade: does mlg water with a steering wheel
    Folks: ok

  • @phoenixaspect8228
    @phoenixaspect8228 4 роки тому +815

    Nearing the end, you wouldn’t notice the difference between techno blade using a steering wheel and an average player beating minecraft

    • @erika-wp4ft
      @erika-wp4ft 4 роки тому +76

      you can actually
      he's better

    • @jakethereaper2060
      @jakethereaper2060 4 роки тому +18

      why do i feel personally attacked?

    • @arttukettunen5757
      @arttukettunen5757 4 роки тому +2

      Just strafe enough, that sensitivity can be beaten
      Edit: I realized this isn't the average player

  • @carlyumby
    @carlyumby 4 роки тому +6129

    alternate title: 'techno finds literally every diamond vein in the world whilst using a steering wheel'

    • @iceisfake5070
      @iceisfake5070 4 роки тому +122

      I can barley even find iron without a steering wheel

    • @charliej1432
      @charliej1432 4 роки тому +69

      I was mining for 3 hours at y12 and only found coal

    • @Asuno_
      @Asuno_ 4 роки тому +47

      And everytime he found diamonds or discovered something interesting, he would make happy noises: HAAAA!

    • @Personwithmug
      @Personwithmug 4 роки тому +13

      I like how his cont2nt is great to watch and doesnt need cuts

    • @maximpouliot8634
      @maximpouliot8634 4 роки тому +22

      @@iceisfake5070 i cant find wheel with a steering iron

  • @rypadd
    @rypadd 7 місяців тому +7

    When he makes the crafting table
    "PvP!"

  • @lspellslogic877
    @lspellslogic877 3 роки тому +1695

    I'm shocked that his arms aren't pink block arms.
    AND HE HAS FINGERS?!?!

    • @jjraines-ownby3738
      @jjraines-ownby3738 3 роки тому +77

      He had to assume a human form so that we could never see the truth.

    • @teencore9138
      @teencore9138 3 роки тому +39

      Plot twist: he killed a person and is using his body as a skin-suit

    • @havw
      @havw 3 роки тому +5

      @@teencore9138 I like your name :D

    • @teencore9138
      @teencore9138 3 роки тому +5

      @@havw thank you 😌✨ I like yours too :)

    • @google4204
      @google4204 3 роки тому +3

      He hinted in a video one time it wasn’t his true identity so prolly just the corpse of some nerd in skywars he killed

  • @September11th
    @September11th 5 років тому +7480

    Techno: is smol
    Techno parents: "he's going to say his first word!"
    Techno: "p-"
    Parents: "hes going to say papa aww"
    Techno: "p-p-pvp"

    • @goose733
      @goose733 5 років тому +77

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOOOO FUNNNNNNY

    • @September11th
      @September11th 5 років тому +182

      @@goose733 ..?

    • @goose733
      @goose733 5 років тому +27

      lol

    • @CarbonDisulfide
      @CarbonDisulfide 5 років тому +79

      Norsa22749 AJ I cant read I read
      Papa: “he’s gonna say papa eww”

    • @September11th
      @September11th 5 років тому +13

      @@CarbonDisulfide XD

  • @lassdifferent
    @lassdifferent 3 роки тому +2417

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Technoblade to a chicken: “AHH PVP!!!!”

  • @revolekun2699
    @revolekun2699 Рік тому +40

    Good Game Technoblade (June,1999 - June, 2022) Rest In Peace you deserve it

    • @Skyvr0009
      @Skyvr0009 2 місяці тому +2

      Fr
      Edit:DAD IM FAMOUS I GOT ONE LIKE ON THIS COMENT

  • @FinnKid1
    @FinnKid1 4 роки тому +2822

    Most Minecraft youtubers:
    *Cave sound plays*
    YTer: freaks out
    Technoblade:
    *Cave sound plays*
    Techno: complete silence, only interrupted by "aw yeah pvp"
    (1:27)

  • @jeryne2983
    @jeryne2983 3 роки тому +4715

    Technoblade is literally the definition of panicking in lowercase…

  • @DynestiGTI
    @DynestiGTI 5 років тому +1377

    13:50 the amazing thoughts you get when you're alone playing minecraft on hardcore mode with a steering wheel.

  • @harshvijaykamble5011
    @harshvijaykamble5011 7 місяців тому +9

    This man was a Minecraft legend.
    “Technoblade never dies”

  • @Ai.Clipss.
    @Ai.Clipss. 3 роки тому +3171

    The sounds when he found diamonds sounded like a little kid who got candy lmaoo

  • @muchcreepz
    @muchcreepz 5 років тому +1521

    he completes this challenge on his first try
    while years ago I couldn’t get past the nether on a keyboard/mouse
    I think it’s true. *Techno never dies.*

    • @TheThreehigh
      @TheThreehigh 5 років тому +3

      Truth

    • @SpeedosWay
      @SpeedosWay 5 років тому +8

      He died on the stream to kill the wither though :(

    • @TheThreehigh
      @TheThreehigh 5 років тому +34

      @@SpeedosWay That was a video error you non

    • @TheThreehigh
      @TheThreehigh 5 років тому

      @@Polygraph2131 Skepy spy detected

    • @jessechalif2428
      @jessechalif2428 5 років тому

      MuchCreepz nerd

  • @turkishcockroach12
    @turkishcockroach12 5 років тому +456

    Technoblade : *gets his driver license*
    Also Technoblade : oh yeah pvp

    • @badkarmaggs8683
      @badkarmaggs8683 4 роки тому

      Question how do I get your profile picture? I want it lol

    • @rolfkjellberg5507
      @rolfkjellberg5507 4 роки тому

      underrated comment lel

    • @thegreatkingdedede7391
      @thegreatkingdedede7391 4 роки тому +14

      "PVP!", he yells as he speeds into the school zone at 90 m/h during break.

    • @JustinRed624
      @JustinRed624 4 роки тому +4

      These orphans are getting owned! as he rams an orphanage

    • @orelazic6018
      @orelazic6018 4 роки тому

      @@badkarmaggs8683 google peace was never an option

  • @jayshmay
    @jayshmay Рік тому +10

    I’m just going to make a heartfelt post that no one will read. Thank you for the entertainment you posted Techno, and the joy you could bring to so many peoples lives. Even in my deep depressive episodes I could always watch a video of yours and laugh. I was a lurker, silently enjoying from the side lines. But I cried with your diagnosis, passing, and anniversary. It’s hard to remember that cancer doesn’t have a moral compass. It just takes and takes from everything in it’s path. And you just happened to be in it’s crosshairs. I hope you’re happy and pain free, wherever the afterlife takes you. I hope you’re watching over your friends and family right now as they deal with this anniversary much harder than I am. Technoblade never dies.

    • @jayshmay
      @jayshmay Рік тому +2

      There are so many moments that hit way harder with the context of the present. Weird phrases you said as jokes that now feel like an almost cruel reminder. But I’m at least content with the knowledge that right now, you aren’t in pain.

    • @AphroShdq
      @AphroShdq Рік тому +1

      i read your sad words

  • @tacticalblade970
    @tacticalblade970 5 років тому +5100

    Friend : what controller you use to play games?
    Techno : It’s complicated
    Mental illness doctor : Please stop talking, what you see is an imagination
    Techno : Say sike right now

    • @goundz857
      @goundz857 5 років тому +3

      Goodluck Gaming a mouse and keyboard.

    • @demarcy3333
      @demarcy3333 5 років тому +5

      Goodluck Gaming a potato

    • @eastlemon9477
      @eastlemon9477 5 років тому +29

      It's surprisingly simple.

    • @sabrvirus7463
      @sabrvirus7463 5 років тому +35

      Bold of you to assume he has friends

    • @lola126yearsago3
      @lola126yearsago3 5 років тому +5

      sabr12 uno reverse

  • @astronomydemon6312
    @astronomydemon6312 3 роки тому +5012

    "the dream! The dreammm!"
    Three years later, a young American laughs

    • @afriendlyfox
      @afriendlyfox 3 роки тому +245

      He called the dream, and he arrived

    • @suzarooo
      @suzarooo 3 роки тому +104

      coincidence? i think not

    • @ranbo0
      @ranbo0 3 роки тому +87

      He called, they delivered

    • @klefromyoutube9953
      @klefromyoutube9953 3 роки тому +23

      he's actually calling dreamonpvp,if you know what I'm saying

    • @randomguy440
      @randomguy440 3 роки тому +26

      I was actually confused when he started screaming that. I thought he already knew dream but then I realized he meant different lol.

  • @maciebumstead6707
    @maciebumstead6707 3 роки тому +2061

    Im watching this three and a half years later, and Minecraft is SO different

    • @proot174
      @proot174 3 роки тому +78

      He was actually playing in 1.4.2 - 1.8 which is way older than this video and he has fabulous! graphics on

    • @ninjabunny101
      @ninjabunny101 3 роки тому +54

      minecraft is like the one game i can think of that has significantly improved over the years

    • @shittytransman8501
      @shittytransman8501 3 роки тому +8

      IKR!!!!

    • @slipeye1
      @slipeye1 3 роки тому +7

      @@proot174 or 1.7

    • @Matthew-ee7bp
      @Matthew-ee7bp 3 роки тому +9

      @@proot174 uhhhh...
      4:48
      Unless this is a joke...

  • @bearpost
    @bearpost 6 місяців тому +12

    technoblade never dies

  • @sk-fkths646
    @sk-fkths646 3 роки тому +1541

    Techno: "I have been a good boy this Christmas". *Proceeds to kill orphans*

    • @sinsei2165
      @sinsei2165 3 роки тому +37

      That's a good deed? He's reuniting the family.

    • @jstjeffren
      @jstjeffren 3 роки тому +4

      @@sinsei2165 ah.... yeah

    • @drugboy2866
      @drugboy2866 3 роки тому

      ah yes stabing orphans

    • @N1K0.D4WN
      @N1K0.D4WN 3 роки тому +1

      Officer, he drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE!

    • @NStripleseven
      @NStripleseven 3 роки тому

      @@sinsei2165 I guess that’s one way of looking at it

  • @smothieboiii714
    @smothieboiii714 3 роки тому +31557

    He technically has the speedrun world record in minecraft steering wheel

    • @prominediamond1818
      @prominediamond1818 3 роки тому +879

      SteeringWheel% speedrun

    • @loonar6904
      @loonar6904 3 роки тому +1073

      Dream can’t compete

    • @stephiregaming7927
      @stephiregaming7927 3 роки тому +458

      Hardcore steeringwheel any%

    • @Yoshi-lj2wc
      @Yoshi-lj2wc 3 роки тому +317

      @@loonar6904 whats the point in doing this? why cant they both be amazing at this game?

    • @god-qh2kx
      @god-qh2kx 3 роки тому +22

      I agreed

  • @stafey7659
    @stafey7659 4 роки тому +1303

    Therapist:So technoblade why are u here
    Technoblade:I-I couldn’t get the steering wheel to work on Minecraft Monday *breaks down crying*

    • @welp4709
      @welp4709 4 роки тому +6

      I remenber that moment....

    • @SamWillBenchYa
      @SamWillBenchYa 4 роки тому

      @@welp4709 yeah me too

    • @canewe7918
      @canewe7918 4 роки тому +14

      Technoblade never cries

    • @vinestick
      @vinestick 4 роки тому +12

      Flying kitty -on camera

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk 4 роки тому

      Technoblade: Also Calvin is being mean to me on stream

  • @JinKitagawa
    @JinKitagawa 3 місяці тому +1

    You can hear the happiness in Techno's voice when finding a dimond

    • @JinKitagawa
      @JinKitagawa 3 місяці тому +1

      Imagine dream losing against Technoblade with a steering wheel

  • @anthonyrodriguez320
    @anthonyrodriguez320 4 роки тому +1734

    Everyone: WOW TECHNO OP
    Techno fans: couldn't even beat the wither and get all the achievements in ten minutes. DISAPPOINTED

    • @bleak9157
      @bleak9157 4 роки тому +8

      Haha

    • @honkmarris2113
      @honkmarris2113 4 роки тому +54

      I’m disowning him.

    • @mwmnaisar
      @mwmnaisar 4 роки тому +5

      I HATE THAT

    • @mwmnaisar
      @mwmnaisar 4 роки тому +4

      Wonder If They can do It

    • @dingleton3083
      @dingleton3083 4 роки тому +25

      @@mwmnaisar thats just the fanbase,dont worry about it smh

  • @miigon9117
    @miigon9117 4 роки тому +1439

    8:43 “i mean I might as well maybe there’s some diamond on the other side of this coal”
    *diamond appeared
    10:15 “I gonna spawn above like a pit of lava”
    *spawn above lava
    I mean, you win some you lose some.

    • @theemeraldaxe1414
      @theemeraldaxe1414 4 роки тому +35

      Well, he is the seer

    • @hendogontop
      @hendogontop 4 роки тому +42

      My dog isn’t going to last long his dog dies 2 seconds layer

    • @amamiya1208
      @amamiya1208 4 роки тому +6

      I can't believe that we can spawn at air in the nether

    • @crusher2k7
      @crusher2k7 4 роки тому +3

      We win these

    • @dhaniel6328
      @dhaniel6328 4 роки тому

      668th like

  • @desired_effect5251
    @desired_effect5251 5 років тому +3261

    Her: He's probably thinking about other girls
    Him: aWwW yEaH pVp

  • @BlueCheezy.
    @BlueCheezy. Рік тому +2

    this man can beat the game with a steering wheel in old Minecraft. I CANT EVEN DO IT NORMALLY IN CURRENT MINECRAFT!

  • @csh1vr
    @csh1vr 3 роки тому +584

    this just proves the statement “technoblade never dies”

  • @rileymurphy308
    @rileymurphy308 5 років тому +839

    This man does better with a steering wheel than I do with a mouse and keyboard

    • @nashthegamer317
      @nashthegamer317 5 років тому +18

      Technoblade does better even when he's not playin

    • @skimaskalx
      @skimaskalx 5 років тому +14

      are you disabled?

    • @anaherrera1857
      @anaherrera1857 5 років тому +1

      Gxgdtsysuhem

    • @anaherrera1857
      @anaherrera1857 5 років тому +1

      42324× 525252=

    • @anaherrera1857
      @anaherrera1857 5 років тому

      🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋😋🥰😋🥰😋🥰😋

  • @Pengtropica
    @Pengtropica 3 роки тому +2015

    4:56 Technoblade’s the only person who would try to jump over a ravine in hardcore mode

  • @johnprime1147
    @johnprime1147 12 днів тому +2

    If Technoblade can beat Minecraft on Hard with a Steering wheel then i can beat Minecraft...Why has it taken this long for me to realize this?

  • @DemonicMayonnaise
    @DemonicMayonnaise 3 роки тому +3283

    It’s been 4 years and the comment section is still so active-
    Edit : this comments been up for a week and has 1k likes (which is crazy) proving me correct lmao

    • @gapplssb
      @gapplssb 3 роки тому +11

      yes

    • @cyberxolim
      @cyberxolim 3 роки тому +7

      Ikrrrrr

    • @Okkotsu04
      @Okkotsu04 3 роки тому +25

      Ikrrrrrrrrrrrr...... The blade's comment section never dies!!!!!!

    • @DemonicMayonnaise
      @DemonicMayonnaise 3 роки тому +13

      @@Okkotsu04 comments for the comment god!!!

    • @kristijanveljaca1687
      @kristijanveljaca1687 3 роки тому +3

      Because youtube keepy putting this into peoples recommended

  • @waterlily7903
    @waterlily7903 4 роки тому +1767

    “You know we could fix global warming if we blew up the sun..”
    “globe would cool waay off..”
    “Just an idea- consider it.” 13:50
    O.o

    • @Damal_
      @Damal_ 4 роки тому +67

      It’s more funnier when you know there is people out there in Turkey trying to shoot sun…

    • @Damal_
      @Damal_ 4 роки тому +2

      Just A Newbie KSKCMTVODISJXJCNRJCJC

    • @user-fi3ei1xo9v
      @user-fi3ei1xo9v 4 роки тому +1

      @@Damal_ IEKHSIDNSHSKJDIDIS

    • @Caligtag
      @Caligtag 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @Caligtag
      @Caligtag 4 роки тому +3

      Taco girl JFDSGHFUIDSGHFHKJDSHGFJKDSHGFKJDSHGFKDJSGHFDKJSGLFHDSJKGFHDSJGFHDSKJGFHDSGJFDSGLFDSGHFLJSDGHFDJSKGHFDSKJGFDHSLGJFDHSGLKFDHSGJFKDSGHFDKSLJGHFDLJKSGHFJLDSHGFKDJSHGFKJSDGHFKDSJGHFKJSGHFDJLKSGHJDGFHJKGDFHGDFHGHJGFDHJKGKHJLGDFHJKGHKJGDFHKJGHJKGFJKHGJHKGFJKHFDGJHKFGJKHFGSDHJKGFHJKFGJHKGJHKFGJHKGFHJKFGDJHKFGHJKGFJHKFGSDHJKFGDJHKGFJHKGFDSHL

  • @polopoohbear
    @polopoohbear 5 років тому +30369

    Plot twist: He had his keyboard and mouse under his desk and played with his feet

    • @Willem500
      @Willem500 5 років тому +3263

      Honestly more impressive

    • @tau-1633
      @tau-1633 5 років тому +1956

      He actually played with a steering wheel with his feet

    • @DaCatDude0101
      @DaCatDude0101 5 років тому +1870

      Plot twist number 2: He always plays with a steering wheel and his feet..... The keyboard is just an illusion to hide his secret technique.

    • @person5374
      @person5374 5 років тому +322

      PoloPlayz plottwist under the desk he is using his feet using his steeringwheel

    • @6assassino938
      @6assassino938 4 роки тому +95

      Actuly that would be easier than playing wiith a wheel

  • @Davon2Optimal
    @Davon2Optimal 11 місяців тому +2

    "Strafing is for cowards" -Techno 2022

  • @ikithanay
    @ikithanay 3 роки тому +1373

    “a steering wheel?“ they said
    “a steering wheel.“ he replied

  • @Derpity
    @Derpity 5 років тому +26129

    He probably got his driver license first-try

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 5 років тому +565

      Haha well guess again he HAS NO LICENSE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @holycrusade3786
      @holycrusade3786 5 років тому +40

      Chupamel

    • @noirb9067
      @noirb9067 5 років тому +100

      lemme smash I think has one because he would’ve been pulled over by the police

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 5 років тому +47

      @@noirb9067 I don't think you understand. If he has no licence, then he isn't driving in the first place

    • @noirb9067
      @noirb9067 5 років тому +68

      lemme smash Well he is watch the video

  • @AWeirdMan18
    @AWeirdMan18 3 роки тому +993

    Techno blade: I just don’t want to die
    Also technoblade:*jumps over a ravine in hardcore*

    • @BlazeingRod
      @BlazeingRod 3 роки тому +9

      I mean....he drop kicked children so....I guess he is unkillable-

    • @BlazeingRod
      @BlazeingRod 3 роки тому +1

      @@foxythefarmer52 XD

    • @angelgabriel1825
      @angelgabriel1825 3 роки тому +1

      @@foxythefarmer52 FAX

    • @TylerJayWalker
      @TylerJayWalker 3 роки тому +1

      @@foxythefarmer52 yeah! They attacked him!¤

    • @K1NGRaj
      @K1NGRaj 3 роки тому +1

      @@foxythefarmer52 Self defense but also because they were orphans

  • @bayleerenee01
    @bayleerenee01 11 місяців тому +1

    "Ya know, we could fix global warming if we blew up the sun...
    globe would cool right off...
    Just an idea. Consider it."
    I wish I could've been a part of this when he was still here. Fly high, Technoblade - the King of Minecraft.

  • @Honey-vn1sj
    @Honey-vn1sj 3 роки тому +1768

    I don’t know why but something about seeing his hands while he’s playing and talking just seems weird I feel like I’m not supposed to know what he looks like at all

    • @dianeinsertlastnamehere7296
      @dianeinsertlastnamehere7296 3 роки тому +139

      Right???? It feels kind of invasive. Like I wasn't meant to know that he was white or something

    • @leonp.2171
      @leonp.2171 3 роки тому +60

      He made a face reveal a looong time ago

    • @timotupuola3531
      @timotupuola3531 3 роки тому +3

      @@dianeinsertlastnamehere7296 whats wrong with hiM being white

    • @dianeinsertlastnamehere7296
      @dianeinsertlastnamehere7296 3 роки тому +59

      @@timotupuola3531 Never said there was anything wrong with that. I just said that until we saw his hands we couldn't have known. And now that I know that it feels weird.

    • @ejade6341
      @ejade6341 3 роки тому +29

      In this stream he did a face reveal- but it was 3 years ago and a bad angle, but he was still good looking