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Am I the Genius didn't put chapter marks, so here they are. 0:00 What INSANE Thing Did Someone Think Was Completely Normal in Their House? 20:00 What's the worst thing you've had or seen done by someone who was supposed to be a professional? 42:22 Teenage redditors, what's the worst part of being a teenager these days? 1:01:45 Reddit, what are some college majors that should definitely be avoided? 1:21:37 What did your school waste money on that nobody liked? 1:41:21 Teachers of Reddit, what's the funniest reason you've had to send someone to the principal's office? NSFW? 2:00:42 Teachers of Reddit, what is the most shocking/surprising thing you've seen going on in your classrooms? 2:20:25 Mechanics of Reddit: what vehicles will you absolutely not buy/drive due to what you've seen at work? 2:39:33 Urban explorers of Reddit, whati is your creepiest/ most horrifying experience? 17:52 If you let the dogs pre-wash the plates, they still need to go in the dishwasher. Yes, there are fewer bacteria in a dog's mouth than in yours, but you're not immune to the stuff in a dog's mouth. The dogs take care of the big stuff (stuck on foods) and the dishwasher takes care of the little stuff (bacteria).
5:55 we have sugar ants in our house right now, anything bread or sweet has to be kept in the oven/microwave (turned off of course) to make sure the ants couldn't get in there. that could be why its kept there.
So, by way of explanation for all the ridiculous school purchases, here's how school budgets work. Let's say your school gets $50K a year in its budget. If you only spend, say, $45K, you don't get to keep that leftover $5K. They take it back. What's worse, you only get $45K the next year, because by U.S. Government troll logic, it's obvious that if $45K was enough for one year, your school will never need more than that in ANY year. So you're forced to spend that remaining $5K on some sort of bullshit that isn't a normal, continuing expense (like textbooks or building maintenance) because you might legit NEED an extra $5K the next year. Imagine if we lived in a world where schools and other semi-governmental entities were rewarded for making savvy financial decisions, rather than punished.
43:33 I remember being asked about my plans for the future when I was 13 years old. I answered that I thought this was a difficult question, and that I had not figured that out yet. Only to be berated and belittled, and being told that it was about time I got myself together and found that out. Because as usual I was slower and lazier than a geriatric sloth, time was running away, and in only 5 years I would be 18. And I could not expect to spend all day drawing when I had to pay for myself. Before I even knew it I would be 30+, lonely and still living in the same little room upstairs. Sometimes expectations can be a kid's worst enemy. Now I have both a house and and a person to share it with. And I still draw all day. Some of the tirades were probably meant to scare me straight. Scare me they did. But I don't think they worked as intended.
I was the boss at a resort. One girl came in late. Of course i began to lecture her. She said her bf had held her hostage in the car and drove her up to the mountains. Come to find out he did exactly that.
Yeah ! We all have done stupid stuff when we were youngsters , but things are much different in December 14th , 2024 ! There are some states in USA 🇺🇸 that are legalize Marijuana. That's was not allowed 🚫 in the the 1980's or 1990's. But life goes on people. Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄 and Happy New Year's Day January 1 , 2025 . Peace be yours ❤🎉😊.
Story 20, hate to tell you but us rockers are the same. We have Country people shoving their music in our face. And yes country music was great from the 90's back. But nowadays it's as busted and terrible as most modern music!
Worst car in Mexico Nissan, my brand new Versa was in the Nissan shop every weekend, everything (truthfully everything) failed, Nissan didn't respond, my ex crashed and it was totalled, it due to a brake failure ( had gone 7 times to the shop for brake failures) and Ford ( said my former mechanic)
My bedroom was a tiny room in the detached garage. No insulation either. And I had to p!ss in the forest behind the house at night. The garage was built by my grandma’s late husband for fixing cars. It has 2 tiny rooms for storage. I slept in the loft above the living room for a long time before getting kicked out to the garage.
My best friend lived in a small closet before she moved in with me, it was ACTUALLY only big enough for her twin bed and so she just sat in her bed all day cus she couldn’t stand or walk in her “room” the wall were concrete and they were right next to a stream so the walls grew mold
I SPENT THE NIGHT AT A FRIENDS WHEN I WAS 9 WE WALKED INTO HER ROOM THERE WERE BUNK BEDS HER YOUNGER SISTER SLEPT ON THE BOTTOM MY FRIEND SAID SHE PEES THE BED the SISTER I said is that what that smell is, she said yea so we go to bed me n my friend on the top sis on the bottom I woke up in the middle of the night itching and wet , YES SHE PEED ALL OVER ME I WAS SO DISGUSTED HER SISTER DIDN'T PEE THE BED SHE EFFIN DID I WAITED TILL THE SUN CAME UP AND SPLIT NEVER WENT BACK SOOOO DISGUSTING
ok so mt first gf asked if i died before her if she could have my skull i thought ha ha funny goth girl i go over to her house and she shows me her grandmas skull collection im thinking day of the dead type thing her grandmas like nope that's Jeffrey we started dating then he died in the war im like so im leaving now
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Story 9: I'm betting the dad's new stuff was actually stolen goods so he waited a whole year to unbox it so he wouldn't get caught
ARTISTS! Brush up on your math and drafting skills. Making signs and billboards for living allows you to be artsy AND make decent money. ❤
Am I the Genius didn't put chapter marks, so here they are.
0:00 What INSANE Thing Did Someone Think Was Completely Normal in Their House?
20:00 What's the worst thing you've had or seen done by someone who was supposed to be a professional?
42:22 Teenage redditors, what's the worst part of being a teenager these days?
1:01:45 Reddit, what are some college majors that should definitely be avoided?
1:21:37 What did your school waste money on that nobody liked?
1:41:21 Teachers of Reddit, what's the funniest reason you've had to send someone to the principal's office? NSFW?
2:00:42 Teachers of Reddit, what is the most shocking/surprising thing you've seen going on in your classrooms?
2:20:25 Mechanics of Reddit: what vehicles will you absolutely not buy/drive due to what you've seen at work?
2:39:33 Urban explorers of Reddit, whati is your creepiest/ most horrifying experience?
17:52 If you let the dogs pre-wash the plates, they still need to go in the dishwasher. Yes, there are fewer bacteria in a dog's mouth than in yours, but you're not immune to the stuff in a dog's mouth. The dogs take care of the big stuff (stuck on foods) and the dishwasher takes care of the little stuff (bacteria).
Dog for pre-washing, washing machine for sanitation, exactly.
5:55 we have sugar ants in our house right now, anything bread or sweet has to be kept in the oven/microwave (turned off of course) to make sure the ants couldn't get in there. that could be why its kept there.
So, by way of explanation for all the ridiculous school purchases, here's how school budgets work. Let's say your school gets $50K a year in its budget. If you only spend, say, $45K, you don't get to keep that leftover $5K. They take it back. What's worse, you only get $45K the next year, because by U.S. Government troll logic, it's obvious that if $45K was enough for one year, your school will never need more than that in ANY year. So you're forced to spend that remaining $5K on some sort of bullshit that isn't a normal, continuing expense (like textbooks or building maintenance) because you might legit NEED an extra $5K the next year.
Imagine if we lived in a world where schools and other semi-governmental entities were rewarded for making savvy financial decisions, rather than punished.
When my granddaughter was little, she had a friend whose parents kept chickens inside their house.
Where I grew up there was a family that did that.
7:00 my mammy says shes gonna kill me every couple days as a joke when i mess up
43:33 I remember being asked about my plans for the future when I was 13 years old. I answered that I thought this was a difficult question, and that I had not figured that out yet. Only to be berated and belittled, and being told that it was about time I got myself together and found that out. Because as usual I was slower and lazier than a geriatric sloth, time was running away, and in only 5 years I would be 18. And I could not expect to spend all day drawing when I had to pay for myself. Before I even knew it I would be 30+, lonely and still living in the same little room upstairs. Sometimes expectations can be a kid's worst enemy.
Now I have both a house and and a person to share it with. And I still draw all day. Some of the tirades were probably meant to scare me straight. Scare me they did. But I don't think they worked as intended.
Remember kids, second place is actually first loser but hey, at least there's participation.
This is just nasty for some people keeping their homes so dirty and trashy inside of their houses or apartments YUCKY 🤮 🤮 🤮. December 9th , 2024 .
Unfortunately that was my house growing up. Im trying to train myself out of it.
@kurotsuki7427 I'm praying 🙏 for you today!!
@@romecottrell6444 thanks?
@romecottrell6444 i guess it is thanks. Im just not used to it so am not sire how to reply.
You forget some people have there houses like this due to mental health issues
I was the boss at a resort. One girl came in late. Of course i began to lecture her. She said her bf had held her hostage in the car and drove her up to the mountains. Come to find out he did exactly that.
have my bs in criminal justice i am a chargeback analyst not the field of study but it pays the bills
Yeah ! We all have done stupid stuff when we were youngsters , but things are much different in December 14th , 2024 ! There are some states in USA 🇺🇸 that are legalize Marijuana. That's was not allowed 🚫 in the the 1980's or 1990's. But life goes on people. Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄 and Happy New Year's Day January 1 , 2025 . Peace be yours ❤🎉😊.
I was a art history major.. I drive semi for a living lmao
Story 20, hate to tell you but us rockers are the same. We have Country people shoving their music in our face. And yes country music was great from the 90's back. But nowadays it's as busted and terrible as most modern music!
New country sucks, old country is great and that’s coming from a 16 year old goth
Ngl but turning off the water in the bathroom seems like a smart move to lower the water bill. A little odd but perfectly understandable!!
why do you censor "pee"...
Why not
I don’t think the word is censored by UA-cam’s guidelines, so it’s just strange.
@@franciswasd7703it is censer by UA-cam
Worst car in Mexico Nissan, my brand new Versa was in the Nissan shop every weekend, everything (truthfully everything) failed, Nissan didn't respond, my ex crashed and it was totalled, it due to a brake failure ( had gone 7 times to the shop for brake failures) and Ford ( said my former mechanic)
If anyone knows the legendary story about the poop knife then you get a cookie 🍪
I have heard of poop knives.
My bedroom was a tiny room in the detached garage. No insulation either. And I had to p!ss in the forest behind the house at night. The garage was built by my grandma’s late husband for fixing cars. It has 2 tiny rooms for storage. I slept in the loft above the living room for a long time before getting kicked out to the garage.
My best friend lived in a small closet before she moved in with me, it was ACTUALLY only big enough for her twin bed and so she just sat in her bed all day cus she couldn’t stand or walk in her “room” the wall were concrete and they were right next to a stream so the walls grew mold
Classic rock will always be better than mumble rap.... sleep in the bed you made, kids.
I SPENT THE NIGHT AT A FRIENDS WHEN I WAS 9 WE WALKED INTO HER ROOM THERE WERE BUNK BEDS HER YOUNGER SISTER SLEPT ON THE BOTTOM MY FRIEND SAID SHE PEES THE BED the SISTER I said is that what that smell is, she said yea so we go to bed me n my friend on the top sis on the bottom I woke up in the middle of the night itching and wet , YES SHE PEED ALL OVER ME I WAS SO DISGUSTED HER SISTER DIDN'T PEE THE BED SHE EFFIN DID I WAITED TILL THE SUN CAME UP AND SPLIT NEVER WENT BACK SOOOO DISGUSTING
2:58 😨NAAAHHH THAT'S CRAZY 😭😭😭
ok so mt first gf asked if i died before her if she could have my skull i thought ha ha funny goth girl i go over to her house and she shows me her grandmas skull collection im thinking day of the dead type thing her grandmas like nope that's Jeffrey we started dating then he died in the war im like so im leaving now
What game is that?
What is the dragon game?
So story 30 dealt with a gigantic narcissist! Got more balls than me. Ida lost me crap!
I am #19 😂😂
Story 13: Oh please, "women studies" is a pointless degree.