WW2 War Sounds Battle Of Berlin 1 Hour Version

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  • @bantot1296
    @bantot1296 4 роки тому +3097

    **Takes off earphone and still hears it**
    *_Wait a mi-_*

    • @Poopnut69
      @Poopnut69 4 роки тому +87

      Don’t worry it’s just that your headphones weren’t plugged in not like there is a war raging outside and soldiers storming your house

    • @itzmeggy0074
      @itzmeggy0074 4 роки тому +28

      ​@@Poopnut69 A Stielhandgranate flies through the window-

    • @APotatoWT
      @APotatoWT 4 роки тому +101

      *you see a German panzer outside the window*

    • @louis-philippegirard7608
      @louis-philippegirard7608 4 роки тому +59

      Realising you live in Syria

    • @TsarinaJacksontore
      @TsarinaJacksontore 3 роки тому +8

      Thats a twist

  • @NickariusSN
    @NickariusSN 5 років тому +977

    Teacher: leaves the room for 0000.1 seconds
    The entire class :

    • @imeldaloviano334
      @imeldaloviano334 3 роки тому +1

      true

    • @theist7408
      @theist7408 3 роки тому +1

      Underrated

    • @Swissy87
      @Swissy87 3 роки тому +3

      America sounds fun

    • @NickariusSN
      @NickariusSN 3 роки тому +7

      @@Swissy87 Its even more fun if you are the one who has the PPSH-41

    • @ВадикДима
      @ВадикДима 3 роки тому

      Real war sounds new version: ua-cam.com/video/B0JjK2Q8cD8/v-deo.html

  • @LsimHsady
    @LsimHsady 3 роки тому +3251

    Mom: "awwww my boy is playing with his toys!"
    Inside her boy:

  • @biancamoraru6171
    @biancamoraru6171 6 років тому +13270

    Only 40s kids will remember

    • @cresfirc
      @cresfirc 6 років тому +85

      Copied

    • @biancamoraru6171
      @biancamoraru6171 6 років тому +187

      @@cresfirc demonstrate it.

    • @oneiltheriot515
      @oneiltheriot515 5 років тому +76

      Wasn’t there obviously but I respect it...

    • @garbygarb31
      @garbygarb31 5 років тому +193

      World War 2 ended in 1945. That means the oldest one could be and have experienced this, having been born in 1945 is 5 years old. I'm pretty sure 99.999 percent of people remember absolutely nothing from when they were 5 years old or younger.
      Failed joke.

    • @biancamoraru6171
      @biancamoraru6171 5 років тому +196

      @@garbygarb31 it is just a joke, if you don't get it go back to sleep.
      Ps it is not failed. It has almost 200 likes, so...

  • @goldwaffle5052
    @goldwaffle5052 5 років тому +1054

    Friend: You into ASMR?
    Me: Nah, I prefer PTSD.

    • @sirshrimpy5438
      @sirshrimpy5438 4 роки тому +10

      @AQUA GAMERS 177, take it or leave it

    • @satan5458
      @satan5458 4 роки тому +12

      I fell asleep to this shit because I bitch slapped Hitler and made him my bitch

    • @goldwaffle5052
      @goldwaffle5052 4 роки тому +11

      @@sirshrimpy5438 Just came back after a year and holy shit the likes

    • @sirshrimpy5438
      @sirshrimpy5438 4 роки тому +7

      @@goldwaffle5052 yeah, I love your comment

    • @mightyjake1910
      @mightyjake1910 4 роки тому +5

      Under rated comment

  • @comradesupernaut4809
    @comradesupernaut4809 3 роки тому +1895

    The sound of those MG 42s is terrifyingly beautiful.

    • @charles07km83
      @charles07km83 3 роки тому +97

      Because you know he is slaughtering Kommunistan!
      And is a Wonderful Kill weapon

    • @comradesupernaut4809
      @comradesupernaut4809 3 роки тому +52

      @@charles07km83 No. I just dig the engineering of the weapon. I'd definitely prefer a PPSh 41 over a MP 40. And the T34/85 was a way better tank in terms of simplicity, reliability, and just overall general effectiveness...not to mention how many were produced, compared to the overly engineered Tiger that was a pain in the ass to repair, issues with it's tracks, and the way it guzzled so much fuel. For the Motherland!

    • @StarDroid877
      @StarDroid877 2 роки тому

      @ThatOneGuy What? The MG 42 was a Nazi German machine gun. They are basically saying that the German soldiers are using it to 'slaughter the Communists.'

    • @dofthej8279
      @dofthej8279 2 роки тому

      @ThatOneGuy The Soviets were allies but It can be a debate that the Soviets were worse than the Nazi’s

    • @friendlym1rifle
      @friendlym1rifle 2 роки тому +20

      @@dofthej8279 you are correct. Both of the parties are pretty fucked up.

  • @OiSuzy
    @OiSuzy 4 роки тому +2723

    Mom: Turn that off
    Me: Why
    Mom: Because your grandfather is going crazy

    • @yeager8759
      @yeager8759 4 роки тому +76

      And your grandpa is a former ss officer he carry is gun to fight haha

    • @Muhammad-lq7fu
      @Muhammad-lq7fu 4 роки тому +9

      M1 grade :3

    • @MikePlaysMC
      @MikePlaysMC 4 роки тому +4

      hahahhaha

    • @MikePlaysMC
      @MikePlaysMC 4 роки тому +2

      is your grandfather on ww2

    • @OiSuzy
      @OiSuzy 4 роки тому +3

      @@MikePlaysMC are u first time here on youtube meme comments ? Dude u 14 y.o. can't understand that..

  • @zqueaky7102
    @zqueaky7102 4 роки тому +1014

    Played this and my grandpa won’t stop calling for a medic.

  • @free_money1945
    @free_money1945 3 роки тому +292

    My great grandpa loved this so much he was on the floor crying from the memories

    • @thearmatura1237
      @thearmatura1237 3 роки тому +11

      у тебя дед в берлине воевал? нихуя се

    • @AndrewZ09
      @AndrewZ09 2 роки тому +4

      Oh god

    • @EMIN3M_CULT
      @EMIN3M_CULT Рік тому +1

      K
      O0l l Yagami I have a lot

    • @earlsinclair8988
      @earlsinclair8988 Рік тому +1

      German or russia?

    • @DrCrabfingers
      @DrCrabfingers Рік тому +1

      Ahhh he shed tears of joy, how wonderful. I bet it bought back many happy times.

  • @gerhardtschark8766
    @gerhardtschark8766 6 років тому +1652

    What I listen to fall asleep.

    • @lephantomchickn3676
      @lephantomchickn3676 5 років тому +32

      Are you serious? 😂

    • @gerhardtschark8766
      @gerhardtschark8766 5 років тому +93

      @@lephantomchickn3676 u should try it ur dreams are crazy af

    • @Eid_Mubarak
      @Eid_Mubarak 5 років тому +16

      well i tried it and i felt like i was at war and i got shot and won i didnt die

    • @bentaib6701
      @bentaib6701 5 років тому +1

      Another sick man hhhhhh

    • @Est4cks
      @Est4cks 5 років тому +19

      @@kadenunterfrykte9160 I dream of being a nazi when I hear this idrmt

  • @mrplague8635
    @mrplague8635 5 років тому +3400

    Where girls cry: Titanic
    Where boys cry: Minecraft
    Where men cry: Fallen Kingdom
    Where germans cry:

    • @wheeliesuchtie6052
      @wheeliesuchtie6052 4 роки тому +142

      i´m german and can approve

    • @seyoftime9999
      @seyoftime9999 4 роки тому +82

      Dieser Kommentar wurde an dem 26.01.2021 von dem Deutschen demokratischen Reich konfisziert. Da auch der komplette Kommentarbereich der DDR gehört, bitten wir sie, diesen Kommentar zu löschen. SONST GIBTS KONSEQUENZEN MEIN GOTT ICH GLAUBN ICH WERD WAHNSINNIG HIER

    • @Bradle_B._Jeff
      @Bradle_B._Jeff 4 роки тому +7

      @@wheeliesuchtie6052 bist du wirklich deutsch?

    • @wheeliesuchtie6052
      @wheeliesuchtie6052 4 роки тому +9

      @@Bradle_B._Jeff ja bin ich

    • @paulder1.329
      @paulder1.329 3 роки тому +9

      @@wheeliesuchtie6052 ja mann unsere schönen Altstädte

  • @michaellynes3540
    @michaellynes3540 3 роки тому +595

    "We are in the final hours of Berlin's downfall. We must all play our part."

  • @kami_2005
    @kami_2005 4 роки тому +3343

    Stalins new album is a fucking banger.

  • @robinturner7055
    @robinturner7055 5 років тому +746

    1 Hour of Soothing, Relaxing, and Meditating World War 2 Sounds for Studying and Thinking
    UA-cam Recommended brought me

    • @theodoreavison1927
      @theodoreavison1927 5 років тому +7

      World War 1 but ok

    • @robinturner7055
      @robinturner7055 5 років тому +5

      @@theodoreavison1927 lol you saw that video as well eh?

    • @theodoreavison1927
      @theodoreavison1927 5 років тому +8

      @@robinturner7055 my grandpa loved it so much he rolled on the floor and danced

    • @theodoreavison1927
      @theodoreavison1927 5 років тому

      @@robinturner7055 also, fellow Canadian I see

    • @DoctorItaly1998
      @DoctorItaly1998 5 років тому +2

      That’s the video I watched earlier so it recommends me this too I love the algorithm sometimes other times I hate it

  • @mr_anbu7629
    @mr_anbu7629 3 роки тому +185

    I was listening to this with full volume so that I can experience what soldiers in ww2 hear

    • @thex2983
      @thex2983 2 роки тому +21

      Tried that out too, the experience was so immersive i got deaf just like them

    • @coloradoing9172
      @coloradoing9172 2 роки тому +5

      More like what they can't hear.

    • @Alexwahlp
      @Alexwahlp 2 роки тому +5

      Well my neighbors didnt liket it when i played it over my speakers

    • @gabrieeelftbl7
      @gabrieeelftbl7 2 роки тому +3

      I did it too, it gave me goosebumps 😬

    • @TherandomshitstormerCXVII
      @TherandomshitstormerCXVII Рік тому +3

      @@AlexwahlpI played it on my speakers I put on my roof, everyone was so surprised from what the sound of war where like the whole neighbourhood turned into a private party

  • @chaseroberts8863
    @chaseroberts8863 4 роки тому +326

    Girls playing airsoft:”OW that really hurt!,this sucks!!”
    Boys playing airsoft:

    • @ВадикДима
      @ВадикДима 3 роки тому

      Real war sounds new version: ua-cam.com/video/B0JjK2Q8cD8/v-deo.html

    • @yugoslavball1945
      @yugoslavball1945 3 роки тому +2

      I would be screaming war cries.

    • @biggoodsteakjohn
      @biggoodsteakjohn Рік тому +3

      "ENEMY SPOTTED 10 O'CLOCK"

    • @Historicalzino
      @Historicalzino Рік тому

      No offense but have you seen women in war 😭

    • @chaseroberts8863
      @chaseroberts8863 Рік тому

      @@Historicalzino as a matter of fact, yes I have. However you apparently fail to realize that this little joke of mine is regarding the sport known commonly as “airsoft”. Never in my comment did I ever mention anything regarding actual war. But seeing as you apparently thought I was taking a jab at women really shows that you have literally no idea what you just fucking read.

  • @wilhelmii6221
    @wilhelmii6221 5 років тому +1546

    So relaxing...I fell asleep heavenly

    • @flykitty2942
      @flykitty2942 4 роки тому +58

      Joseph Stalin : Me too

    • @dimitriperez4721
      @dimitriperez4721 4 роки тому +74

      Wrong war for you, Wilhelm

    • @christuel2465
      @christuel2465 4 роки тому +5

      I invaded Belgium and started 4years of combat and lost what a shame I guess

    • @werner2424
      @werner2424 4 роки тому +4

      Seit wann gab es denn Maschinengewehre im 1. Weltkrieg?

    • @wilhelmii6221
      @wilhelmii6221 4 роки тому +6

      @@werner2424 1885 präsentierte Hiram Maxim das erste Maschinengewehr, die sogenannte Maxim Gun, bei dem der Rückstoß des Schusses genutzt wurde, um die leere Patronenhülse auszuwerfen, die Feder zu spannen und eine neue Patrone in die Kammer zu laden.

  • @Edward0919
    @Edward0919 3 роки тому +520

    Respect to those brave young men who fought and died during the war.

  • @crysis_pyscho9386
    @crysis_pyscho9386 5 років тому +900

    Girls locker room : "UGH, P.E is so tough i can't stand it!"
    *Boys locker room :*

    • @sovietbiscuit9918
      @sovietbiscuit9918 5 років тому +22

      lol Hazim I don’t think axe body spray sounds like an smg but you’re accurate because there both fucking deadly

    • @jupiterhasbees9922
      @jupiterhasbees9922 5 років тому +3

      Actually a few of us stand on the sink and scream and the other ones draw on everything (floor, ceiling, walls, air vents, sink, and doors) and then there are the ones that are small enough to fit in the lockers..... wait I think the boys locker room might extremely better....

    • @alanford9102
      @alanford9102 4 роки тому

      @@jupiterhasbees9922 yeah

    • @Gooberwoman
      @Gooberwoman 4 роки тому +2

      idk about you but i always come in with a few cans of axe and a gasmask

    • @froop9574
      @froop9574 4 роки тому +3

      Lol I checked the replies to see if there was at least one sensitive snow flake screaming her but off on how the joke was "sexist"

  • @solotov3674
    @solotov3674 4 роки тому +915

    props to the guy recording the war sounds while his comrades die

  • @Estados69
    @Estados69 3 роки тому +482

    The most peaceful day on twitter:

  • @TheRealMerenat
    @TheRealMerenat 4 роки тому +930

    When the airsoft game gets a little too competitive.

    • @satan5458
      @satan5458 3 роки тому +40

      Yeah I always mistake my real guns for my airsoft gun well that's what I say to the cops anyway

    • @claytong2069
      @claytong2069 3 роки тому +6

      @@satan5458 happens to the best of us

    • @Srae17
      @Srae17 3 роки тому +2

      @@satan5458 As if the cops can arrest OUR PAPA.

    • @militaryenthusiast7498
      @militaryenthusiast7498 3 роки тому +7

      I remember once it got really competitive, I took command of my team and lead an advanced attack and pushed the enemy team back to their spawn and they couldn't even leave spawn

    • @BlueTroll
      @BlueTroll 3 роки тому +1

      Airsoft main battle tank

  • @Kyshueishux
    @Kyshueishux 3 роки тому +1532

    THANKS MY GRANDPA LOVED IT!!! HE WAS SHAKING WITH EXCITEMENT

  • @Anas-ds2ik
    @Anas-ds2ik Рік тому +25

    I hear it every day in but in my city. The truth is not the music, but the sounds of screams, the flying of corpses, the body parts of people who were alive, and the sound of gunfire is something that makes your heart like a stone, devoid of feelings 😢

  • @kanatasenpai6974
    @kanatasenpai6974 5 років тому +887

    Friends : **chit-chatter**
    Me : **Blank expression**
    Friends : You okay ?
    Me : Huh?! What?! yeah, I am fine.

    • @stef6490
      @stef6490 5 років тому +31

      PTSD ITENSIFIES!

    • @minceraftfornite4334
      @minceraftfornite4334 5 років тому +8

      When nam flashbacks kick in

    • @floridaman2011
      @floridaman2011 5 років тому +4

      When I see good comment:😃
      When they thank for likes: 😒

    • @sovietbiscuit9918
      @sovietbiscuit9918 5 років тому +1

      Gamer Incorporated almost 600 buddy

    • @APPLEPIE-fw7tb
      @APPLEPIE-fw7tb 5 років тому +1

      My mind:🤤
      What I hear in my mind: WW2 War sounds.

  • @Maninyourcloset3
    @Maninyourcloset3 3 роки тому +678

    Ah slept like a French soldier who didn’t get his mask on in time.

    • @Axemcaxington
      @Axemcaxington 3 роки тому +10

      Seen this in a cursed comments video lol

    • @dimitrisolejak26
      @dimitrisolejak26 3 роки тому +5

      I think you slept like a russian who was not handed a Gun.....

    • @aurelmuhollari8592
      @aurelmuhollari8592 3 роки тому +3

      I love it when that happends

    • @garlkurzer
      @garlkurzer 3 роки тому +12

      @@dimitrisolejak26
      Every soldier was given a gun, wehraboo

    • @Myasnikov1
      @Myasnikov1 3 роки тому +1

      О! Сталин

  • @FriedrichFritz_KwK
    @FriedrichFritz_KwK 3 роки тому +14

    Me: *puts it on siren*
    Grandpa next door: F l a s h b a c k s

  • @lordpeter3384
    @lordpeter3384 5 років тому +320

    Video: **Man Scream In Agony**
    Me: **Falls Asleep Peacefully**

  • @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023
    @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023 5 років тому +748

    When your Russian -friend- comrade enters CS:GO match

  • @antistalinist4552
    @antistalinist4552 2 роки тому +21

    It sounds so realistic, and relaxing.

  • @infinitasalo472
    @infinitasalo472 5 років тому +1822

    Is this supposed to be some kind of asmr?

    • @Charlie-X-Ray12
      @Charlie-X-Ray12 5 років тому +65

      Yep 😪

    • @Nickelbag610
      @Nickelbag610 5 років тому +118

      No more likey these are just sound effects people can use for whatever reason. Like History UA-cam's uses this is the backround of a video while they talk or to show what war sounded like.

    • @Lewis5S
      @Lewis5S 5 років тому +44

      I'm 100% sure this was used in call of duty United offensive doubt anyone even knows what I'm talking about

    • @rothschild821
      @rothschild821 5 років тому +15

      @@Lewis5S haha i know lewis i know godamn we're old as shit

    • @dofyx1847
      @dofyx1847 5 років тому +37

      Wait, you aren't soothed?

  • @SuzukiHalwende
    @SuzukiHalwende 5 років тому +111

    *A nice Sunday drive through downtown Cleveland.*

    • @Lord_HawHaw
      @Lord_HawHaw 4 роки тому

      What part of Cleveland are you driving through, bro?

    • @steeldriver1776
      @steeldriver1776 4 роки тому +1

      lol. Your sideways “gangsta” shooters settling “baby momma” disputes never made it to overseas combat.

  • @auswahlen982
    @auswahlen982 Рік тому +27

    0:16 sounds of MG42.

  • @JP-297
    @JP-297 4 роки тому +388

    _April 30th 1945,_
    _When he first spoke of Dimitri, Reznov told tales of a hero, someone we should all aspire to be like. At times, I have seen him show mercy, and at others complete brutality. I do not understand him. Perhaps heroes need not question their actions._

    • @garden_vega
      @garden_vega 3 роки тому +3

      BROOOO THATS SO EPIC

    • @rambo_gsf5681
      @rambo_gsf5681 3 роки тому +5

      I remember that COD WAW OR Cod world at war

    • @aywhole
      @aywhole 2 роки тому +1

      Bruh the day and month is literally one day after my birthday

    • @jjominol
      @jjominol 2 роки тому

      @@rambo_gsf5681 both lol

    • @jjominol
      @jjominol 2 роки тому

      I love that game

  • @filipjurkic5338
    @filipjurkic5338 4 роки тому +290

    1945: HANS TURN OF THAT CRAP
    HANS: NOOOO WHY?
    1945: We have Better sound outside of the Reichstag

    • @ВадикДима
      @ВадикДима 3 роки тому

      Real war sounds new version: ua-cam.com/video/B0JjK2Q8cD8/v-deo.html

  • @I_Am_Walls4u
    @I_Am_Walls4u 2 роки тому +265

    Guys, I'm from Ukraine. I stopped the video but the gunshots are still going

    • @That_idiot777
      @That_idiot777 2 роки тому +22

      Oh no, mate this might come from the russian army in ukraine please stay safe #FREEUKRAINE!

    • @thex2983
      @thex2983 2 роки тому +16

      Damn man, i think your headphones were unplugged

    • @BLATZHEINRICH
      @BLATZHEINRICH 2 роки тому +6

      What’s happening over there isn’t right

    • @nathanielking6387
      @nathanielking6387 2 роки тому +4

      Dude, you're living the siege of Berlin. Im jealous,

    • @arbitedjarukmana5574
      @arbitedjarukmana5574 2 роки тому +9

      Me too ... But I'm in Palestine

  • @darrynmurphy2038
    @darrynmurphy2038 4 роки тому +165

    Give us a two week version so we can really get the feeling of what it was like to be in Berlin in April '45

    • @Alexwahlp
      @Alexwahlp 2 роки тому +5

      Just put it on loop xD so you can feel it ifnits like an eternety

    • @azeldaguy8776
      @azeldaguy8776 2 роки тому +3

      Try playing it on loop

    • @wahoo.
      @wahoo. Рік тому +1

      this simply says how long you survive in berlin. when the video ends, you are dead

  • @petarjovic9983
    @petarjovic9983 5 років тому +616

    CHOWDER
    PASS ME THE MG42
    MR. Krabs:Ahoy, Spongebob me boy. I have been shot 56 times with the nazi gun and im going to die.
    ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG

  • @liamharaldson2095
    @liamharaldson2095 Рік тому +12

    I played this to my grandpa, he got out out bed shaking saying something about 'his heart melting'. Awwwwww must have touched his heart. Such lovely memories. ❤

  • @human3355
    @human3355 5 років тому +53

    What a lovely day in the hood today
    Car in front of me: *Explodes*
    Me: *still smiling*

  • @ThomasSquared
    @ThomasSquared 5 років тому +83

    Me: plays this
    My grandpa who has my bluetooth speaker near him:

  • @thainsgreatesthits4550
    @thainsgreatesthits4550 2 роки тому +2

    thanks, my grandpa loved this so much he was screaming with excitement

  • @faze_twitcheria4776
    @faze_twitcheria4776 5 років тому +239

    I listened to this while doing my French homework and I got a 10

    • @GamerWeeb1337
      @GamerWeeb1337 5 років тому +16

      Maybe you should listen in French class to get a 100.

    • @faze_twitcheria4776
      @faze_twitcheria4776 5 років тому +16

      @@GamerWeeb1337 10 out of 10

    • @darkvierrusdark0077
      @darkvierrusdark0077 5 років тому +6

      @@faze_twitcheria4776 oh lol

    • @Lukoo-
      @Lukoo- 5 років тому +1

      In France have You 10?

    • @Lukoo-
      @Lukoo- 5 років тому +2

      In Poland Max is 6

  • @corwinusm.7875
    @corwinusm.7875 4 роки тому +37

    Girls with a time machine: oh hi, i`m your great-great grandma
    Boys with a time machine: finally on the top of time

  • @hansspiedel5256
    @hansspiedel5256 2 роки тому +7

    When you took off your headphones and the sounds are still playing

    • @SoulXi2
      @SoulXi2 2 роки тому +2

      Oml

    • @asch7906
      @asch7906 2 роки тому +1

      I legit thought about moving to Ukraine last year with all that shitty covid regulation nonsense. Something tells me I did well not to proceed with it.

  • @Ultimate_Samurai
    @Ultimate_Samurai 4 роки тому +137

    I’m totally not crawling on the ground with my nerf guns yelling

  • @FireTurtle157
    @FireTurtle157 5 років тому +39

    Literally no one:
    YT recommendations: ww2 sounds battle of Berlin 1 hour version

    • @justsomeretard5310
      @justsomeretard5310 5 років тому +7

      Oh I didn't get recommended...I searched what I wanted :)

  • @LuckyPigeon1111
    @LuckyPigeon1111 Рік тому +50

    19:45 was my favorite part.

    • @Ziplock23390
      @Ziplock23390 10 місяців тому +3

      The fact it's 19:45 💀

    • @mmtoss6530
      @mmtoss6530 9 місяців тому +2

      Just sounds like a normal day in Detroit

    • @olcatarasova1188
      @olcatarasova1188 8 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉😂😂😂😂💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩​@@Ziplock23390

    • @Pookie-o9g
      @Pookie-o9g 6 місяців тому

      It goes so hard

  • @johnwick6088
    @johnwick6088 5 років тому +322

    The mg42 bursts sound fantastic. Oddly calming and relaxing.

  • @john-sn3we
    @john-sn3we 4 роки тому +33

    Friend: what kind of music do you listen to
    me: its complicated....

  • @youraveragebrazillian2762
    @youraveragebrazillian2762 2 роки тому +4

    Shoutout for the time traveller that went back in time to show us this banger

  • @amo_res9266
    @amo_res9266 5 років тому +260

    Video: Ww2 battle of berlin where hundreds of people are getting shot and killed
    Me: Hmm, how relaxing, let me just take a nap peacefully

    • @comradeivan1129
      @comradeivan1129 5 років тому +8

      You must of slept like a German that did not get his gun fast enough

    • @jackrhino7465
      @jackrhino7465 5 років тому +4

      *tens of thousands

    • @jthejedigaming8303
      @jthejedigaming8303 5 років тому +5

      Slept like a Russian with more holes in him then Swiss cheese

    • @opoxious1592
      @opoxious1592 5 років тому +2

      In total more like hundreds of thousands.

    • @regansikola5990
      @regansikola5990 5 років тому

      Exactly

  • @herroberliutenantlang5965
    @herroberliutenantlang5965 5 років тому +419

    no soviet milk truck "katyusha" ?

    • @comradeivan1129
      @comradeivan1129 5 років тому +5

      MILK TRUCH HAS BEEN REPLACED BY VODKA TRUCK

    • @Finngolian
      @Finngolian 5 років тому +8

      the soviets didint use the katyusha in berlin, berlin was moslty of urban fighting so only artillery guns were used

    • @comradeivan1129
      @comradeivan1129 5 років тому +4

      @ MILK ARTLLERY

    • @comradeivan1129
      @comradeivan1129 5 років тому +4

      @@Finngolian MILK ARTILLERY

    • @comradeivan1129
      @comradeivan1129 5 років тому +4

      R/wooosh

  • @DylanJenkinss
    @DylanJenkinss Рік тому

    My great great grandpa from Argentina randomly started dancing thank you for making this video thank you so much for making him so happy :)

  • @Finngolian
    @Finngolian 5 років тому +1772

    Stalin has joind the game
    Red army has joined the game
    Soviet Airforce has joined the game
    Soviet Tanks have joined the game
    Wehrmacht has joined the game
    Luftwaffe has left the game
    German Panzers have left the game
    Hitler joined channel "Fuhrer bunker"
    Hitler left channel "Fuhrer bunker"
    Hitler was removed from the game
    German panzers have left the game
    XxX_STAL1N_1924_XxX : lol ez gg
    Xx_Georgy_Zhukov_xX : gg not even hard ))))
    Xx_AD0LF_HITL3R_xX has been banned from the server
    Wehrmacht has left the sever

  • @sebastienwaterschoot3595
    @sebastienwaterschoot3595 3 роки тому +63

    My grandfather really likes this I played it and he was like dancing on the floor and shit

    • @ВадикДима
      @ВадикДима 3 роки тому +1

      Real war sounds new version: ua-cam.com/video/B0JjK2Q8cD8/v-deo.html

  • @ratio3d
    @ratio3d 2 роки тому +3

    Mad respect to whoever recorded this when it happened

  • @klaus8910
    @klaus8910 4 роки тому +109

    Girls paintball match: Hey gal pal! Let's text!
    Boys paintball match:

    • @alexmason2659
      @alexmason2659 4 роки тому +2

      Boys screaming at our buddies but can't understand so they just start yelling random shit God I miss those days

  • @rocketwastaken
    @rocketwastaken 4 роки тому +66

    Feelings about dodgeball:
    Girls: dodgeball is just for fun
    Boys:

  • @thedonleopoldo8283
    @thedonleopoldo8283 2 роки тому +5

    Listened for 1 hour on full-blast volume. Now I have PTSD. Shell shocked. Awesome.

  • @HondaCivic20019
    @HondaCivic20019 5 років тому +71

    P.E teacher: we're going to play dodgeball
    Girls: ughhhhhh, I hate this game
    Boys:

    • @ВадикДима
      @ВадикДима 3 роки тому

      Real war sounds new version: ua-cam.com/video/B0JjK2Q8cD8/v-deo.html

  • @idasetianingsih7951
    @idasetianingsih7951 3 роки тому +31

    *Takes off headphones and still hears it*
    Me: Well im dead now :/

    • @saulcarvajal7911
      @saulcarvajal7911 Рік тому +1

      I literally just pulled my headphone while reading your comment lol.

  • @Lahkokilang.
    @Lahkokilang. Місяць тому +1

    Me: **playing with lego*
    Mom: aww look at him! He's playing with his legos!
    Dad: he's so cute!
    The lego lore:

  • @guyontheinternet3232
    @guyontheinternet3232 5 років тому +123

    I fell asleep like a German soldier during the storming of the Reichstag

  • @cityoverdrive
    @cityoverdrive 4 роки тому +23

    Me: Listening to this sound
    My Gandpa from 2 miles away: We‘re in the Endgame now!

    • @ВадикДима
      @ВадикДима 3 роки тому

      Real war sounds new version: ua-cam.com/video/B0JjK2Q8cD8/v-deo.html

  • @armaan4686
    @armaan4686 3 роки тому +18

    I played this in front of my Russian grandad he’s now having a gun battle with the German neighbour

    • @taki4972
      @taki4972 3 роки тому

      🇵🇸🇵🇸

  • @501stClonePilot
    @501stClonePilot 5 років тому +122

    Teacher: We are going to visit Berlin
    Girls: omg its so lame
    Boys:

  • @visum4518
    @visum4518 5 років тому +324

    Teacher: We are going to Berlin Germany!
    Girls: omg that’s literally like so boring
    Bois:

    • @regansikola5990
      @regansikola5990 5 років тому +7

      Eh I'd be excited because my family is VERY German and t finished reading my book on WW2 now I'm reading a book on WW1 and I absolutely love anything that has to do with late 19th century to early 20th century war

    • @RexGaming935
      @RexGaming935 5 років тому +1

      @@regansikola5990 I'm with you

    • @regansikola5990
      @regansikola5990 5 років тому +1

      @@RexGaming935 thanks

    • @engineertechno5108
      @engineertechno5108 5 років тому

      Ok

    • @yeetme9704
      @yeetme9704 5 років тому +2

      I’m a girl and I’d most likely go just cause of Ww2

  • @defeatglobalism6141
    @defeatglobalism6141 3 роки тому +2

    This is one of the best sleep-aid videos on UA-cam.

  • @libertyordeath9936
    @libertyordeath9936 5 років тому +24

    I find it soothing to listen to. Not sure why i feel like my place on earth is the battlefield. It’s the only thing i want to do in my life

  • @ajgamer1229
    @ajgamer1229 6 років тому +38

    This describes my school everyday war. War never changes

  • @МегаПупс228
    @МегаПупс228 Рік тому +2

    Thank u bro,i like it

  • @stalinthethanossnapper6415
    @stalinthethanossnapper6415 5 років тому +234

    Imagine the scariest sound in Vietnam...
    *BUSH INTENSIFIES*

  • @stalinthegopnik518
    @stalinthegopnik518 5 років тому +76

    Girls locker rooom: OMG I FUKIN HATE PE
    Boys locker room: Battle of Berlin

    • @satan5458
      @satan5458 3 роки тому

      Are you me from another reality

    • @freedomfromtyranny909
      @freedomfromtyranny909 3 роки тому +1

      @@satan5458 Stalin was a war criminal who murdered millions. Now you know.

    • @controlledby4865
      @controlledby4865 3 роки тому +1

      @@freedomfromtyranny909 what is the point of saying that?

    • @Flykeston
      @Flykeston 3 роки тому

      @@freedomfromtyranny909 what is the point of saying that?

  • @community1949
    @community1949 Рік тому +2

    These things were on TV in the 1950's in documentaries about W W 2 that my parents insisted my sister and I watch.

  • @cnqrrules
    @cnqrrules 5 років тому +149

    Nobody :
    Joseph Stalin doing his ASMR defeating German

    • @satan5458
      @satan5458 3 роки тому +7

      Hey

    • @marmitacomunista5247
      @marmitacomunista5247 3 роки тому +2

      @@satan5458 gulag to him my master?

    • @satan5458
      @satan5458 3 роки тому +3

      @@marmitacomunista5247 yes and put him with a bear that had 10 bottles of vodka

    • @marmitacomunista5247
      @marmitacomunista5247 3 роки тому

      @@satan5458 OF COURSE, GRAND MASTER!

    • @karlsonepoc7424
      @karlsonepoc7424 3 роки тому

      its not ASMR if its not satisfying, and yet Stalin finds it satisfying

  • @ezra5788
    @ezra5788 5 років тому +203

    How come I can't hear a cyborg woman with a robotic arm? Unrealistic!

    • @asid5067
      @asid5067 5 років тому +28

      Look Murphy, the tree is talking.

    • @killimon1635
      @killimon1635 5 років тому +1

      Said Kadri 😂

    • @killimon1635
      @killimon1635 5 років тому +2

      Captian Veitnam nice one

    • @GamerWeeb1337
      @GamerWeeb1337 5 років тому +2

      Because she didn't get the robotic arms until after the last battle she fought in. (Unless you aren't talking about Violet Evergarden)

    • @icantthinkausername1136
      @icantthinkausername1136 5 років тому +6

      Bf5 😂😂

  • @scrainbow1234
    @scrainbow1234 Рік тому +3

    My god, this sort of barrage would give anyone who actually was there PTSD for life.

  • @justashadow2747
    @justashadow2747 4 роки тому +98

    The terrible things these soldiers went through. Both sides suffered greatly and it doesn't matter who was who, there were good people in every army, people who fought for their country, their home.

    • @rossicourvosi218
      @rossicourvosi218 3 роки тому +4

      The Germans fought to take other people's homes. If they would of stayed home none of this would of happened

    • @neeyobuild
      @neeyobuild 3 роки тому +13

      @@rossicourvosi218 Many were forced to go to war, it's more complex than that

    • @gappzapp1248
      @gappzapp1248 Рік тому

      Germs trolled

  • @awddfg
    @awddfg 5 років тому +23

    *_These were the sounds we used to hear when we fell asleep_*

  • @borissofunny
    @borissofunny Рік тому +2

    awesome! I’ve never fell asleep faster

  • @kingsheo2322
    @kingsheo2322 5 років тому +73

    Germany: *Looks at Russia*
    Russia: *Hold my Vodka*

    • @sergeantree3249
      @sergeantree3249 4 роки тому +1

      No its
      Germany: looks at Russia
      Russia: держи мою водку

  • @billnyethesovietspy3103
    @billnyethesovietspy3103 5 років тому +260

    Nazis: were gonna defeat russia tomorrow
    USSR:

    • @satan5458
      @satan5458 3 роки тому +15

      Punny Hitler can't take getting beat in a war so he quit life

    • @bayuahmadfirdaus1635
      @bayuahmadfirdaus1635 3 роки тому +9

      @@aviqet so be it, face the wall please

    • @BereniceSalas420
      @BereniceSalas420 3 роки тому

      @@satan5458 ah fuck your back

    • @nikolayatanasov9338
      @nikolayatanasov9338 3 роки тому

      Wow, It was Operation Barbarossa Nazi Vs Soviets

    • @ВадикДима
      @ВадикДима 3 роки тому

      Real war sounds new version: ua-cam.com/video/B0JjK2Q8cD8/v-deo.html

  • @kemicabetar3732
    @kemicabetar3732 3 роки тому +6

    My grandpa loved it so much he’s dancing on the floor

  • @wilbsy9128
    @wilbsy9128 5 років тому +11

    I unplugged my headphones in front of my granddad and he said *”OH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN”*

  • @4ndr0yt96
    @4ndr0yt96 3 роки тому +51

    My grandfather fought in Berlin and Stalingrad with the Soviet army

  • @StarsRebublicBall
    @StarsRebublicBall 2 роки тому +3

    good thing the cameraman never dies

  • @havok_games3193
    @havok_games3193 5 років тому +25

    When it goes quiet and you hear the clank of tiger tracks...

    • @nunopereira265
      @nunopereira265 5 років тому +2

      It looks more like a Panther by engine sound

    • @engineertechno5108
      @engineertechno5108 5 років тому +1

      Yuri, *GET THE RPG*

    • @pighater1111
      @pighater1111 4 роки тому +2

      @@engineertechno5108
      On it.
      Aiming...
      Firing!
      *rpg firing sound *

  • @geekinmike69
    @geekinmike69 5 років тому +45

    0:55-SUMMONING JUTSU
    0:57-Naruto’s Clone gets shot

  • @TnTgob0boom
    @TnTgob0boom 10 місяців тому +2

    I listen to this to sleep so when I inevitably go to war I'm so used to it that it doesn't bother ne

  • @friendofmara6298
    @friendofmara6298 4 роки тому +20

    My classmates are looking for a song to play their loud speaker. I have an idea

  • @theitalianstallion973
    @theitalianstallion973 5 років тому +80

    Where’s my PTSD gang at?

    • @lucarin8191
      @lucarin8191 5 років тому +5

      Wow I cant beleive Jeff the killer was in world war two

    • @shaneoneill1396
      @shaneoneill1396 5 років тому +3

      @@lucarin8191 He served Napoleon

    • @regansikola5990
      @regansikola5990 5 років тому +2

      Jeff , um I don't think you can have PTSD you're a cold blooded killer that's probably never heard a gun shot

    • @Higashikata
      @Higashikata 5 років тому

      how many prostitutes did you kill this week?

    • @engineertechno5108
      @engineertechno5108 5 років тому

      Died of old age or died in the war

  • @frejmn
    @frejmn 2 роки тому +1

    I searched up asmr and this came up this is the best asmr of all time

  • @SohaibSwag
    @SohaibSwag 5 років тому +26

    I showed this to my grandpa, he ran to the closet and took out his M1 Garand while shouting "they're on the roof tops"

    • @noyes7445
      @noyes7445 4 роки тому +1

      My grandpa loves it so much he is screaming and shaking

  • @madsharkz8640
    @madsharkz8640 5 років тому +260

    Game Chat
    The USSR has entered Berlin!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Adolph Hitler has committed suicide ☠️

    • @420-y6k
      @420-y6k 5 років тому +16

      @Ima Hobo09And then *A N I M E*

    • @julienn8889
      @julienn8889 5 років тому +13

      It's AdolF not Adolph ......

    • @regansikola5990
      @regansikola5990 5 років тому +5

      @@julienn8889 well technically it's Adolphus if you wanna be a prick like that

    • @Dadouf112
      @Dadouf112 4 роки тому +2

      [PLAYER]Adolf_Hitler has took the easy eay out.

    • @madsharkz8640
      @madsharkz8640 4 роки тому +1

      the_newbeginning new life well of course. COME AT ME SUSAN WITH YOUR HATE SPEECH DELETER

  • @pizzaman1720
    @pizzaman1720 Місяць тому

    This helped my 2 year old fall asleep, thank you!

  • @brie.cheese_x
    @brie.cheese_x 5 років тому +19

    I listened to this whole video to complete my timed write about nuclear weapons. Who knew this would be so relaxing?

    • @engineertechno5108
      @engineertechno5108 5 років тому +5

      Because the sounds of war are less stressful than school

    • @pighater1111
      @pighater1111 4 роки тому +1

      @@engineertechno5108
      Yes

  • @brnrdo880
    @brnrdo880 5 років тому +94

    Russian ASMR be like:

    • @engineertechno5108
      @engineertechno5108 5 років тому +9

      Nah Russian ASMR is a random gopnik eating sunflower seeds

    • @MrDarkysoccer
      @MrDarkysoccer 5 років тому +1

      Its more like
      Aaaah my insides are falling out
      Aaaaaaaah

    • @ludger9878
      @ludger9878 5 років тому +1

      You hear more german (-:

    • @Pedro.phd.
      @Pedro.phd. 4 роки тому +2

      You are goddamn right !

  • @kabonwilo4652
    @kabonwilo4652 Рік тому +2

    I listened to this asmr near my great grand uncle and he is still crying with joy

  • @itz-_-Azrael-_-
    @itz-_-Azrael-_- 4 роки тому +26

    *This song is so cool the government is playing all through out town*