Some can even speak human language whether it be physically like Meowth, Kartana, and Slowbro or telepathically like Lucario, Zorua, Lugia, Mewtwo, and more. Heck Latias and Ash's Bayleef show they can even have crushes on humans.
@jacksmith-vs4ct They don't truly comprehend what they're saying. Pokemon have a true and actual understanding of the English language, they just can't speak it, for the most part.
Moment Makari said “I hope I don’t regret this” that’s when I started laughing my ass off because I already knew the end result was gonna be gloriously funny.
This man has gotten so much mileage out of this single video, and he just did it on a whim, he doesn’t actually care that much about Pokémon. He just did something he figured it’d be funny and now is the one thing everyone knows him by who doesn’t watch his channel. Most of his videos now we’re just time lapses of his drawings in his commentary over it, but the art itself is insanely good I highly recommend you following him on deviantart and other art site’s he advertises on because goddamn his monster girl art is the pinnacle of what a monster girls should be
Hey guys, did you know that... in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
don't forget about Putting Potential in Your Partner (by the same incredible madman) on top of that you should have listened to his final words in credits section
Makari, you can only blame yourself for the Vulpix part. you really though they wouldn't say something unhinged when introducing a talking pokemon, IN THE VIDEO ABOUT DOING THE POKEMON
Stop being such a drama queen. Evolution doesn't determine a Pokemon's age. And Vulpix doesn't evolve by leveling up, ya need a fire stone. She could be a perfectly mature Vulpix.
Technically nobody in the Pokémon series has actually married a Pokémon. It's implied they used to but that's because humans in the Pokémon universe share a common ancestor with Pokémon so they were literally once the same thing. And not to defend people who make things like this or people using the Harkness test on Pokémon, but evolution does not equal age. Evolution is a separate process. We see elderly Treecko in the anime, so it's implied Pokémon only evolve when they fulfill the conditions to evolve. Also Pokémon would 100% be as popular without all the smut it already proved that when it first released. This is a franchise ultimately not aimed at adults, they are a small percent of the franchise's actual audience.
You really need to watch Drunkoak's videos, but you absolutely must watch them in order from the beginning. There is a story about a kirlia and her dad that goes on throughout the videos and watching them out of order will ruin it (and make my ocd explode). And make sure to turn on the captions, all the dialogue is in Korean.
DrunkOak's entire hidden epic side-stories about Dialga/Palkia fighting over the true meaning of pokemon fan content, as well as the family drama slice of life tale that is the Kirlia family tree are great. It's all hah hah silly 1-minute joke and brief fanservice drawing, but then you can piece together like 4 major recurrent storylines through the whole thing.
also... so long as the mental factors of the creature are high enough to classify them as a part of personhood and not a part of beasthood then it ISN'T classified as bestiality...
You would think I'd have a crush on Jesse from Team Rocket, but her stupidly overdone giant hairdo always ruined it for me, and that fact persists to this day. Now Sabrina, on the other hand...
The leaks were leaks of scrapped ideas I'm pretty sure and they were focused on just Typhlosion because of the real life mythology around the animal. It's all sorts of non-canon. BUT we HAVE KNOWN for almost 20 years now that humans and Pokemon have canonically been wedded in the past (revealed in Gen 4).
This was definitely a funny timing for this to be the first stream I watched. Out of all the time to have some time to watch streams, this had to be when I started watching theirs. How ridiculous
You should do a video where you'll look at a list of pokemon and say you'll either smash or pass. You can not deny the fact that there are some very attractive pokemon out there.
A pokemons evolution stage does not determine its age. There was an old treeko that never evolved in the anime. In fact it was this bit of evidence that allowed a Nidoking to beat the allegations when he was caught in a daycare with a female Nidoran and an egg.
Harkness Test: 1. Does it have human intelligence (or "greater")? 2. Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language? 3. Is it of sexual maturity for it's species?
2:52 eh, I was more of a Yugioh Fan, so Dark Magician Girl was my First Fictional Crush ...... and with more Time and Internet, came more and the Latest being Delta, and I'm 24 now 😅
Now for the other end of the spectrum we need her to react to Evolving Urshifu by BrokenMojo and Son, we need to talk about your Pokemon by Happy Roadkill.
People think pokemon look good, you should've seen some of the Minomonsters. Real talk, that old free game for the iphone was animated so good it could've been an anime if given the chance.
i can't tell if makari has seen the dolphin jelly meme set or not... it's like a 50-50... and if they haven't then someone NEEDS to show them it... they will either explode or cringe... maybe even both...
Well we already got a R rated Toy Story called Poppy's Playtime. Might as well have an X rated one in the future. BTW have you never heard of Blow Up dolls before?
Keep in mind this video was before the Vaporeon rant and I find it funny Vaporeon isn’t with the other Eevee’s. Shoot, this was before Joker Lopunny meme.
in regards to the Vulpix talking, I think Makari meant to say Cotton Tail, not Cotton Mouth. As in CottontailVA seeing as she's the only +18 VA called Cotton that I can think of and that I'm familiar with. I could be wrong but w/e
You might be shocked to lean how Game Freak never seemed to have a problem with the massive amount of Pokemon furry art online, don't ask me how much I know!
to answer the question of populity. yes. Pokemon would still be as big and popular as it currently is. and honestly it could be a lot less toxic as well, if porn never existed or got as fucked as it did. Pokemon is a children's franchise, high schoolers and young adults just bastardized the franchise with porn drawings and online musings of nastiness, etc. I also think it could be a lot less toxic in the same way that alot of older aged fans disliking the current meta, calling it out for how cheap it's become, or how it doesn't do anything different anymore, etc. we'd get a lot less of that simply because you have adults not playing the games as opposed to the kids Pokemon is actually aimed for. hell for all we know with it being for kids, I wouldn't be shocked if parents paid more for it making it more profitable as a franchise than it is now since we have adults slowly losing interest to even buy their kids Pokemon games anymore. a lot of things could be different when it comes to the idea that porn made it popular imo though.
Every pokemon actually passes the Harkness test. They can all understand and comprehend human speech and have the intelligence to act accordingly.
Some can even speak human language whether it be physically like Meowth, Kartana, and Slowbro or telepathically like Lucario, Zorua, Lugia, Mewtwo, and more. Heck Latias and Ash's Bayleef show they can even have crushes on humans.
uhhh that might be an issue as some dog can talk using buttons lol
@jacksmith-vs4ct They don't truly comprehend what they're saying. Pokemon have a true and actual understanding of the English language, they just can't speak it, for the most part.
Except slowpoke cause that's the dumbest Pokémon ever
@@jacksmith-vs4ct Dogs don't have a full comprehension of the words, they just make word sound associations.
Aw, she skipped the end...those people trying to tell her to watch to the end tried in vain...
Sadly… so many people reacting to this video skip the end…
Yeah, the Vulpix stitching up his pants after telling him to take them off is wholesome. (It’s just a picture with word bubble, but still)
So many people are used to clicking out once it looks like the credits are rolling, and I’m no exception
Moment Makari said “I hope I don’t regret this” that’s when I started laughing my ass off because I already knew the end result was gonna be gloriously funny.
i had the exact same thought
Ironically the battle advice is actually good because unlike in the game the anime meta is way more flexible...
This man has gotten so much mileage out of this single video, and he just did it on a whim, he doesn’t actually care that much about Pokémon.
He just did something he figured it’d be funny and now is the one thing everyone knows him by who doesn’t watch his channel.
Most of his videos now we’re just time lapses of his drawings in his commentary over it, but the art itself is insanely good I highly recommend you following him on deviantart and other art site’s he advertises on because goddamn his monster girl art is the pinnacle of what a monster girls should be
7:00 Do you know what's funny? Vaporeon isn't there! Haha!! This was made before the copypasta gets popular
"You know, the eevee evolutions are really popular..."
Hey guys, did you know that...
in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
The good ending
Im sad that she didn't wait for him to reveal the voice of the sexualy aggressive animal. XD
It's a Vulpix!
Fr tho, tiny excited aggressive gal is wonderful
Her reaction to the Vulpix has me cackling😂. I hope she sees the part 2
wait...what you mean part two...theres a part two
@@nekon_ravenfox yup
Wait there's a part 2? Is it literally named part 2?
@@NoctisVigil "puting potential into your partner"
Btw, Pokemon are all technically sentient and sapient to a degree, therefore cannot be categorized as animals
don't forget about
Putting Potential in Your Partner (by the same incredible madman)
on top of that you should have listened to his final words in credits section
"Maybe they'll subvert our expectations!"
Famous last words.
3:18 Editor: no. I don't think I will.
A modern hero
Makari, you can only blame yourself for the Vulpix part. you really though they wouldn't say something unhinged when introducing a talking pokemon, IN THE VIDEO ABOUT DOING THE POKEMON
Makari: why are they so hot
Me: *points gun* always have been
Makari as a Muscle Mommy version of Jessie top notch. 👍🏻
How do you call a Gay Eeveelution?
Lesbeon! 😅
INAFF
Nice one lol
I'm having horrifying flashbacks to the lesbeon r34. That's a real thing
Stop being such a drama queen. Evolution doesn't determine a Pokemon's age. And Vulpix doesn't evolve by leveling up, ya need a fire stone. She could be a perfectly mature Vulpix.
This is confirmed during the R/S/E series of the show when they showed that elderly Treeko that needed a walking stick.
My first ever fictional character crush was MingMing from beyblade. Specifically the cute version.
Counterpoint to Jessie, Makari:
Officer Jenny... also Lorelei.
Technically nobody in the Pokémon series has actually married a Pokémon. It's implied they used to but that's because humans in the Pokémon universe share a common ancestor with Pokémon so they were literally once the same thing. And not to defend people who make things like this or people using the Harkness test on Pokémon, but evolution does not equal age. Evolution is a separate process. We see elderly Treecko in the anime, so it's implied Pokémon only evolve when they fulfill the conditions to evolve.
Also Pokémon would 100% be as popular without all the smut it already proved that when it first released. This is a franchise ultimately not aimed at adults, they are a small percent of the franchise's actual audience.
gardevoir
god of war
i heard both when she was mentioned and i know people have made art of it
You really need to watch Drunkoak's videos, but you absolutely must watch them in order from the beginning. There is a story about a kirlia and her dad that goes on throughout the videos and watching them out of order will ruin it (and make my ocd explode). And make sure to turn on the captions, all the dialogue is in Korean.
DrunkOak's entire hidden epic side-stories about Dialga/Palkia fighting over the true meaning of pokemon fan content, as well as the family drama slice of life tale that is the Kirlia family tree are great. It's all hah hah silly 1-minute joke and brief fanservice drawing, but then you can piece together like 4 major recurrent storylines through the whole thing.
Sigh, you missed the end. The Pokémon was not saying suggestive things- the trainer was hearing things in a dirty way.
Yeah they do that a lot not checking the ends of videos to make sure there's nothing else there
So many suspiciously LOUD moments of silence in this one...
Gotta say though? 10:56 is actually an EXTREMELY good nugget of philosophy.
I would have said Pixar mom from the waist down but hey you do you
Yo how did they perfectly capture me as a vulpix
As a partner Pokémon right?
@@chaoscontroller316oh you poor soul, of course not.
@@chaoscontroller316
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
also... so long as the mental factors of the creature are high enough to classify them as a part of personhood and not a part of beasthood then it ISN'T classified as bestiality...
You can't fathom how happy I am about you watching this
I love this animation i found it so funny.
You would think I'd have a crush on Jesse from Team Rocket, but her stupidly overdone giant hairdo always ruined it for me, and that fact persists to this day. Now Sabrina, on the other hand...
Indeed, also James is cute too ngl (yes homo)
1:43 🎶 How bout I do, anyway? 🎶
God dammit, Plague!
1:44 "Do, knot the lopbuny"! Assignment confirmed
Also those thoughts aren't intrusive. They're dominant and very much on purpose.
Ruining my day? You MADE my day your reaction was HILARIOUS😂😂😂😂😂
*It doesn't count if the Pokemon hits on my first...probably.*
Absol has been my favorite pokemon since it was introduced and this video made me look at myself sideways.
The leaks were leaks of scrapped ideas I'm pretty sure and they were focused on just Typhlosion because of the real life mythology around the animal. It's all sorts of non-canon.
BUT we HAVE KNOWN for almost 20 years now that humans and Pokemon have canonically been wedded in the past (revealed in Gen 4).
This was definitely a funny timing for this to be the first stream I watched. Out of all the time to have some time to watch streams, this had to be when I started watching theirs. How ridiculous
Yep, everyone loses it after the Vulpix talks for the first time. No one ever expects that thing to talk and then say something so unhinged.
Ah its always so funny to see Plague pop up mysteriously
@MakariVODS actually, that pokemon, you said wasn't a pokemon, is a Braixen
I think Makari might have been joking
@Yuki_Ika7 oh ok
1:47 THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON BATMAN!!😈😈😈😈
You should do a video where you'll look at a list of pokemon and say you'll either smash or pass. You can not deny the fact that there are some very attractive pokemon out there.
I've got no regrets
Funny thing us there is an amazing fan comic where jessie starts dating and even marries ash's mom
Delphox is my Poké-waifu.
Oh, you better watch the sequel. You've gone too far to turn back!
My first video game crush was juri, my childhood was almost non existent
is that my boy plageue of gripes?
Been a while.
A pokemons evolution stage does not determine its age. There was an old treeko that never evolved in the anime. In fact it was this bit of evidence that allowed a Nidoking to beat the allegations when he was caught in a daycare with a female Nidoran and an egg.
Yes, just yes. Sign me up, I want to be a pokemon master.
Professor harkness is living the dream
XD This was.... An experience.
that absol smile though
So it finally happens
There's a sequel called "Putting Potential in Your Partner" it's short but just as great 😂
Harkness Test:
1. Does it have human intelligence (or "greater")?
2. Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language?
3. Is it of sexual maturity for it's species?
2:52 eh, I was more of a Yugioh Fan, so Dark Magician Girl was my First Fictional Crush ...... and with more Time and Internet, came more and the Latest being Delta, and I'm 24 now 😅
6:28 The Eevee is so smug! 😂
Now for the other end of the spectrum we need her to react to Evolving Urshifu by BrokenMojo and Son, we need to talk about your Pokemon by Happy Roadkill.
Hehehe, when they show the Eeveelutions, the only one we don't see is Vaporeon XD
8 minutes in and she only saw one minute of the video XDD
I feel like Jynx is very underappreciated. That mouth can work a Machamp!
Ah. You’ve finally been lead to Plague of Gripes
Heres a random bit of knowledge, the Harkness test is named after Doctor Who character Jack Harkness. I will let you figure out the rest.
People think pokemon look good, you should've seen some of the Minomonsters.
Real talk, that old free game for the iphone was animated so good it could've been an anime if given the chance.
R.I.P. Rachael Lillis VA for Jessie,Misty,and Jigglypuff
Welp I cannot look at pokemon the same way again thanks a lot internet
i can't tell if makari has seen the dolphin jelly meme set or not... it's like a 50-50... and if they haven't then someone NEEDS to show them it... they will either explode or cringe... maybe even both...
perfection.
You didn't see this in early 2020? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well we already got a R rated Toy Story called Poppy's Playtime. Might as well have an X rated one in the future.
BTW have you never heard of Blow Up dolls before?
Now get this woman to watch "Human-Like Pokémon" by BrokenMOJO
hope she watches the second the one
"Lop-Bunny" heh
I like your Tiny Desk Engineer
Im older gen and jessica rabbit was my awakening lol
...there are sequels that is all
Ah yes good ol plague(totally not a furry)ofgripes
Keep in mind this video was before the Vaporeon rant and I find it funny Vaporeon isn’t with the other Eevee’s.
Shoot, this was before Joker Lopunny meme.
I could understand leaving out Vaporeon in the eeveelutions group because memery, but Jolteon being left out was cruel
No way you posted this during November
I have been waiting for this since furrymon reaction.
in regards to the Vulpix talking, I think Makari meant to say Cotton Tail, not Cotton Mouth. As in CottontailVA seeing as she's the only +18 VA called Cotton that I can think of and that I'm familiar with. I could be wrong but w/e
That's peachsaliva
She's the one who voices the vulpix and has known/been friends with plague for years
O_O Renamon, YES PLEASE!
If you think Pokemon is a weird and horny fandom, monster hunter is the same way and atleast pokemon has a bunch that are human like
Isn't it typically a bad move to copy someone else's art and make it emotes without their permission? Did you ask PlagueOfGripes prior to 13:00?
No one ever watches to the end, where the vulpix is just sewing the pants as a bit of a turn about at the last second.
For me it wasn’t Jessie, it was Domino from the Mewtwo Returns movie.
Think of it mikari gamefreak put the freak in pokemon xD so there's no laws against the pokemon mikari we can do whatever we want with those things
You might be shocked to lean how Game Freak never seemed to have a problem with the massive amount of Pokemon furry art online, don't ask me how much I know!
to answer the question of populity. yes. Pokemon would still be as big and popular as it currently is. and honestly it could be a lot less toxic as well, if porn never existed or got as fucked as it did. Pokemon is a children's franchise, high schoolers and young adults just bastardized the franchise with porn drawings and online musings of nastiness, etc. I also think it could be a lot less toxic in the same way that alot of older aged fans disliking the current meta, calling it out for how cheap it's become, or how it doesn't do anything different anymore, etc. we'd get a lot less of that simply because you have adults not playing the games as opposed to the kids Pokemon is actually aimed for. hell for all we know with it being for kids, I wouldn't be shocked if parents paid more for it making it more profitable as a franchise than it is now since we have adults slowly losing interest to even buy their kids Pokemon games anymore.
a lot of things could be different when it comes to the idea that porn made it popular imo though.
bit delulu on the pron take
Oh my… 0_0
Pokemon is just interspecies Reviewers for gamers.
God I fucking love being a furry😈no regrets🙏
Ah I see you mentioned MLP and yes there is so much Rule34 and I adore it.
Clop clop lol
@Yuki_Ika7 YES!
To be somewhat fair, there's a lot of "plot".
Me Sally was my first but Sonic took her.
Makari did you just call a sexy furry stupid?😂❤