@@kevinmeyers7821 who doesn't?! I always smoke a joint after a jog or workout. Helps with the muscle soreness. Or I take some edibles about 10 min before I finish working out.
Snoop running the torch is a bit of a disgrace imo. The opening ceremony is supposed to be about the athletes. What the heck does Snoop have to do with sports?
Yeah, yeah 42 wallaby way Sydney. P Sherman is the guy you're lookin for. He's got the good stuff. P Sherman write that down P sherman 42 42 42 42 Wallallalalalalalalalaby way wooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO THATS SOME GOOD SHIT
That emotional contagion works both ways, you want to bond with your dog, start howling till they howl with you. It's not a territorial thing nor a full Moon thing but a bonding exercise amongst dogs and wolves, it means "Hey, I'm here with you guys!" as well as "We're a family!" Doing this lowers their stress by a lot. Also if you think it's loud, you should not have a dog. By the way if you walk down a street and a dog barks at you hard, you can often hear other dogs in the street starting howling to calm the stressing doggo stating "We're here too, don't worry!" Lying down next to your dog chilling also has a similar effect but howling like a mad man makes them happy too!
Was looking for this comment. I remember the “first” time they dropped this bit of info (the first time I myself heard it), and that was at least 10 years ago in a very similar news article. People just keep making the same shocking discovery over and over again, lol.
4:30 It's obvious what the solution is to this contradiction. Hello Kitty is clearly a little human girl in a Fursuit, that's how she can be both "a little girl" but also looks like an anthropomorphize cat.
@@just-ask-why Imagine being in the writers room and having to come up with a new BETTER intro every time. The intro is usually better than the segment simply because of the things they come up with.
Englebert Schmid triple horns are TOP of the line custom made, triple- French horns, in case you’re interested. Very expensive and superb, in the hands of top pros all over the world.
Nice! I was just explaining to my daughter that she’d like Meanwhile, because his intros alway teach interesting topics we don’t ordinarily hear about. She played trumpet in high school and probably still likes Hello Kitty.😊
The Helo Kitty is a little Girl statement has been around for like 6-7 year now, the creator a few years back even tried to make a explanation for the statement that was to the line that cats don't walks around on two legs and where cloths. To which everyone was thinking, yeah that what anthropomorphism means, she still a cat though.
The best part of the cocaine sharks story is that scientists think it might be due to a bunch of people peeing out the cocaine straight into the bay in Rio. They think this might be the case because the cocaine found in the sharks had been previously metabolized.
They've tested the river waters of several cities and found measurable levels of cocaine in them. Studying the impact upon wildlife and eventually ocean life makes sense as next steps.
While living in Seattle I learned there's a lot of sea life that has tested positive for some drug. Basically, everything that they flush down the toilet ends up at sea.
HK being a little girl is not new. The concept that she saw her world as being full of whimsical animals instead of all humans really appealed to me as a teen.
"Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.” - the creator in 2014. This is a 10-year old news
"Ghosted" was the perfect punchline for that story. 👻
😊😊😊
I laughed out loud… he’s on fire tonight.
Spoiler alert...
@@protiliusproductions Yes indeed! 😊
There is NO WAY Snoop ain't lighting one off that flame!
Man needs to catch his breath, and a buzz after a jog.
@@kevinmeyers7821 who doesn't?! I always smoke a joint after a jog or workout. Helps with the muscle soreness. Or I take some edibles about 10 min before I finish working out.
Didn't he say he quit? But yeah, he probably will.
Snoop running the torch is a bit of a disgrace imo. The opening ceremony is supposed to be about the athletes. What the heck does Snoop have to do with sports?
The torch is going to be the biggest blunt.
As a classical musician, I appreciate the long French horn walk joke. Haha!
Cocaine sharks is going to be the sequel to cocaine bear.
Called the great white shark.
Cocaine Koala. Cocaine Cockroach. Give it a couple years they will all be fighting the Avengers.
Waiting for the crossover, Cocaine Sharknado
@@devinward934 finally explains the whole thing, haha
Good for shark week
Oh... Oh that explains Dory completely.
Good to see you
😂😂
Yeah, yeah 42 wallaby way Sydney. P Sherman is the guy you're lookin for. He's got the good stuff. P Sherman write that down P sherman 42 42 42 42 Wallallalalalalalalalaby way wooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO THATS SOME GOOD SHIT
🤣👍
Underrated comment! 🏆
A quick reminder that Gomez and Morticia Addams met at a funeral.
It can work for you too!
Better than meeting at a family reunion
Wasn't Gomez also the prime suspect...?
😂😂😂
Another example of Gen Z thinking they invented something...People have been doing that for years 😅
@johnnynielsen3006 yup prime suspect for the murder of his cousin Balthazar, Gomez preposed to Morticia that same night
Perfect writing and delivery on that funeral joke.
Naw it should have been an Addams family refrence imo
That was one of the best meanwhile segments of all time. Three amazing stories
Yes, and so was the lead-up to it.
Shout out to "honk a dirge through the filthy goof bugle that is my segment..." one of the best Meanwhile intros I have heard in a while
Yeah, I love "goof bugle". I always need new silly names to call my adult daughter to make her laugh.
I’m wondering if they got new writers recently; the jokes have been funnier for the past few shows.
Great graphic 4:16 gymnast, flipping with a goblet of red wine ❤
Stephen Colbert - cat ears, cat whiskers…hello kitty! You are the best.
That was the best I nearly wore my drink I was laughing so hard. lol! Well done Stephen.
The Nigerian Parents joke was phenomenal and So True!!!!! 🤣😅😆😄🤣😂
Love you Stephen! And you were on fire today 😅❤🎉 the ghosted joke's golden
Hey this isn't a protest or a funeral, chill.
"Engelbert Schmid triple french horn." That's a reference I never expected!
How many viewers caught that and got it? Whoa!
Nope, means nothing to me…
Absolutely- and I'm sure it will be in the International Horn Society Newsletter!!! (I'm and Alexander man, myself)
@@schnauzerbill7391 I have an early 6D, wasted on my ability. Is Alexander still a big thing? Big in the 80s.
@@northernbohemianrealist Alexes are big across the pond.
Is it a "Music Man" reference? Stephen likes referencing classic films, albeit not as much as he likes referencing Tolkien, Star Wars, etc.
Honk a dirge through the goof bugle of news! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's brilliant!
the dirge is actually honked through the FILTHY goof bugle - every word a cherry on top…
I would totally watch a season of Sharkos on Netflix 😂😂😂
The Nigerian parents' joke is both funny and true. The children are making their parents disappoint. Sorry, Mom and Dad.😂😂😂
Stephen, your "finding a date at a funeral" was comic perfection!
The 'ghosted' segment was beautifully conceived.
Hello Kitty will always be a cat in my heart and world. 🐱 ❤
the phantom pain of being ghosted at a funeral meet up
"Does he smoke after sex?" "Only that once at the crematorium..."
The phantom pain😂😂😂
Metal Gear Solid 5?
@@kazuma7232 wiggles eyebrows
It's a good thing the sharks are on cocaine and not marijuana and gettin' the munchies.
"Cocaine Sharks" will be the next cheap and hokey movie franchise of the SyFy channel...
I'm prbly alone on this ... but anyone else miss "Quarantineeeeewhileee"
You are on fire tonight! 😂😂😂
The article about Hello Kitty not being a cat did the rounds on social media about a decade ago.
I remember that article! They said she had no mouth so she couldn't scream (PTSD from atomic bombs). 😮
Okay right? And they already even walked it back because everyone said “yeah no” so how or why is this news again? Did everyone just forget?
That emotional contagion works both ways, you want to bond with your dog, start howling till they howl with you.
It's not a territorial thing nor a full Moon thing but a bonding exercise amongst dogs and wolves, it means "Hey, I'm here with you guys!" as well as "We're a family!" Doing this lowers their stress by a lot. Also if you think it's loud, you should not have a dog.
By the way if you walk down a street and a dog barks at you hard, you can often hear other dogs in the street starting howling to calm the stressing doggo stating "We're here too, don't worry!"
Lying down next to your dog chilling also has a similar effect but howling like a mad man makes them happy too!
We’ve known for YEARS that Hello Kitty is actually a little girl named Kitty White. Imagination is everywhere in Kitty’s world.
I love the drummers hair! The curl and color are perfect.
Ms. Santos is always an eyeful.
Yes, she and the bassist are always chic an and on fleek.
Maybe sea creatures on cocaine is why otters are stealing surfboards and orcas are sinking boats, or mother nature is pissed 😂😂😂😂
that actually makes sense...
Food chain concentration, bigger fish eat smaller fish. The cocaine builds up.
I may have to start buying non-farmed fish - js - BANG - for the buck.
4:30 but this is not news, Sanrio's been saying that from the start
Uhhhhhhhhh but Kitty?
@@ariyanadumon4549fake fans 😤
Was looking for this comment. I remember the “first” time they dropped this bit of info (the first time I myself heard it), and that was at least 10 years ago in a very similar news article. People just keep making the same shocking discovery over and over again, lol.
@@BroadwayBrittany you should see all the comments on the SNL sketch "Hello Kitty" (when Keke Palmer hosted) where people are just finding out 😅
I think their justification is that she's an icon that young girls are supposed to relate to, I guess?
4:30 It's obvious what the solution is to this contradiction. Hello Kitty is clearly a little human girl in a Fursuit, that's how she can be both "a little girl" but also looks like an anthropomorphize cat.
But she *identifies* as a cat...
@@LindaC616 Can't she be both a little girl and a cat? I mean she's not real so we can make changes.
@@jschuler53 I was trying to be facetious
@@LindaC616 Me too, we're talking about an imaginary thing, a meme. Let's argue, let
s not. I like your sense of humor.
She's a furry? Don't tell the MAGA loons!
What a co-inky-dink ! I too own and play an Engelbert Schmid triple French horn. 'Cept mine is all brass; no nickel-silver.
Funeral joke killed
Brilliant…they should hire you!
"They met at the funeral of a perfect stranger, after that things got perfectly stranger and stranger."
“I think I’m being ghosted” 🧑🏻🍳 💋
3:49 I know at least a dozen people who played longer than that in our youths ... difference is we didn't call media about it.
Can't wait to see Snoop light a doobie off the Olympic Torch.
That would be dope, but I heard him say on a recent talk show that he no longer tokes. I'll bet he'd do it for the thrill.
Lol, so Funny, love Snoop Dog
Sharks, Doggs and Not Cats, oh my.
sometimes, just sometimes folks...
No one has ever or will ever, in the history of television, introduce a news segment as well as Stephen Colbert introduces his news segment Meanwhile
@@just-ask-why Imagine being in the writers room and having to come up with a new BETTER intro every time. The intro is usually better than the segment simply because of the things they come up with.
That could be a t shirt
Damn that acoustic guitar sounded great at the end
🎵🎶Paved paradise...🎶🎵
It sounded like the opening riff of Joni Mitchell's "Big Yellow Taxi"...
@@tigrrtom I recognized it almost instantly! Nice to hear them playing the classics.
Happy 50th Anniversary to Hello Kitty
And happy tenth anniversary to the article about her not being a cat.
2:44 thats dope 😅
Englebert Schmid triple horns are TOP of the line custom made, triple- French horns, in case you’re interested. Very expensive and superb, in the hands of top pros all over the world.
Nice! I was just explaining to my daughter that she’d like Meanwhile, because his intros alway teach interesting topics we don’t ordinarily hear about. She played trumpet in high school and probably still likes Hello Kitty.😊
Great writing!
Ok you killed this one
Goof-bugle. Great word.
The Helo Kitty is a little Girl statement has been around for like 6-7 year now, the creator a few years back even tried to make a explanation for the statement that was to the line that cats don't walks around on two legs and where cloths. To which everyone was thinking, yeah that what anthropomorphism means, she still a cat though.
I came here to say this! Stephen sounded outdated making the jokes about Hello Kitty.
So the cats in the musical “Cats” are actually cats?
Whoever wrote "Sharkos" needs a pay rise
How’s “OSHARKS”?
@@woohunter1 is that the one with Jason Bait-man?
@@Warlock_UK haha, yes.
“Such a good listener” difficult to find in men outside of the coffin. 😌
I was jamming to Emotional Contagion just before watching this. What a coincidence.
Filthy goof bugle is my new favorite insult.
Both a great band name and a new insult.
The best part of the cocaine sharks story is that scientists think it might be due to a bunch of people peeing out the cocaine straight into the bay in Rio. They think this might be the case because the cocaine found in the sharks had been previously metabolized.
"Goof bugle of news"😂😂😂❤
Years ago, I met a comedian writer at a funeral. He was hilarious.
2:00 So that explains SpongeBob SquarePants weird Laugh. 
🦈 Sharks...
The new mules!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The writing was gold tonight 😅 per usual
"Honk a dirge" 😂😂😂
They've tested the river waters of several cities and found measurable levels of cocaine in them. Studying the impact upon wildlife and eventually ocean life makes sense as next steps.
Man their writers have so much fun with the Meanwhile segment introductions
We are in desperate need of Land Shark
Meanwhile... Half of Oregon state is on fire and no recognition. Unless you inhale?? Dance for rain. Be brat. We know you can. "Rain dance"save us!
"Honk a dirge through the filthy goof-bugle of news..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Remember Snoop Dogg, the Olympic torch looks and shapes like a joint 😂
Before he said it.... I just knew "Emotional Contagion" was going to be the name of a band. 😁
Are those the sharks that Trump keeps referring to😂😂
They got a front from Jr…
Exactly
@@LindaC616 🥹
"Smoking and Drinking an Olympic event? The French would crush everyone.
That Hello Kitty news is probably decades old. They definitely didn't just drop it. I've known that for many years.
Poor sharks. First, they are misunderstood and killed just for their fins for soup, now humans are poisoning them with drugs. Jeez
😂soy tu hincha, compadre.😂
Yes.. Snoop
Iconic athlete and health advocate
🤣ikr?!
Honk a dirge 😂 love this segment ❤
This one was REALLY good! Go, wrighters!!
dat graphic of Nemo tho...😅
I bet your name isn't REALLY "Hello Kitty"!!
*Kitty:* "... It isn't. My name's Kitty White. Why are you calling me by the name of my show?"
Goof Bugle! Imma take lessons..😂
Oh Stephen, you are the Doof Warrior of News !
Great writing--I'm being ghosted. And Uh...Hello? Kitty!. Excellent presentation as always.
I love the silly 😂❤ thank you for the laughs
Thanks for being so sharp, smart and funny, even for a French people!
The writers on this segment are spot on.
While living in Seattle I learned there's a lot of sea life that has tested positive for some drug. Basically, everything that they flush down the toilet ends up at sea.
Gold
For the one person who doesn't know, a Schmid triple French horn costs about $19k.
The sharks probably bit into bags of cocaine dumped overboard from ships that were stopped by Coast Guard or Navy units.
Funeral love is true love!
The one about dogs isn't surprising. Dogs have long been known to mirror their owners' mental states.
Great Show 😂🤣😂🤣😅 Stephen roflmto😜
The bird is called a Weka, pronounced like Becca.
We- (like wet) -ka (like car)
Good bit on the funeral- didn't think there was much more to do with "ghosting" but ya did 🙂
HK being a little girl is not new. The concept that she saw her world as being full of whimsical animals instead of all humans really appealed to me as a teen.
Hello Kitty not being a kitty is not news.
If you didn’t know you’re not a real fan.
She has a pet cat Charmmy Kitty- which looks a lot like her LOL
When I first heard the story it was that she was a British little girl.
That was an odd lecture to get from Principal Skinner.
...I also didn't expect Principal Skinner to be an Evangelion fan.
@@davidlundquist1979 All I have to say is…
Anta Baka, young man?
@@jessecarliner7733 and she is five red apples tall
Anna Cathcart
"Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.” - the creator in 2014. This is a 10-year old news
They also covered this in a previous Meanwhile segment
Of course folks meet up at funerals, that was the initial premise of Harold and Maude (1971).
they really know how to write jokes. hello… EMMYS!
Snoop does realize that task involves running...Right? ;)
Biggest bowl he ever lit? Maybe. LOL
Reminds me of the funeral seen with will ferrell in wedding crashers picking up woman at a funeral!😂
This is such a great segment.This one in particular was super😊