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  • @metaempiricist
    @metaempiricist 16 днів тому +329

    Ryan long did a "when racists and wokes agree on everything" video that you should watch. So funny.

  • @1957Shep
    @1957Shep 16 днів тому +127

    Expose the absurd by being absurd. Cuts right to the bone with humor.

  • @halhansen778
    @halhansen778 16 днів тому +81

    “Unreasonably fancy suits for every day life”
    I’m stealing that😎

  • @Chaka2225
    @Chaka2225 16 днів тому +180

    Ryan long is funny af you should do more

    • @oneDonly
      @oneDonly 15 днів тому +1

      His standup sucks but the skits are fo

    • @Kayessee
      @Kayessee 10 днів тому +1

      He has a lot of awesome content and jokes.

  • @3rdjrh
    @3rdjrh 16 днів тому +134

    Ryan long is what bill burr used to be

    • @petershury7135
      @petershury7135 16 днів тому +16

      What funny ?

    • @3rdjrh
      @3rdjrh 16 днів тому +13

      @ yup

    • @docjohnson1
      @docjohnson1 16 днів тому

      Yup. He got both cut off by Nia. Once he had his daughter he's had maybe 5 decent bits

    • @Malcolm.Y
      @Malcolm.Y 14 днів тому

      Bill voted the wrong way and became short and ugly.

    • @fersuremaybek756
      @fersuremaybek756 10 днів тому +8

      yeah except ryan long isn't on the left playing someone on the right to be popular.

  • @eamonia
    @eamonia 14 днів тому +26

    _That,_ is how you take a joke so far that it becomes just a ridiculous, amazing spectacle that you can't help but find absolutely hilarious. The entire joke is already done in the first line but he just continue crushing it without beating a dead horse to death. Too funny...

  • @redtrinitygirl
    @redtrinitygirl 13 днів тому +24

    Old black man wearing fancy suits for no reason took me out.. Thats good stuff right there!

  • @justinreeves3322
    @justinreeves3322 15 днів тому +22

    This is why we need to protect comedy😂.

  • @pearlg6411
    @pearlg6411 16 днів тому +25

    I love the black "before" picture with the doo rag that he's still wearing as a white-black guy...nice touch!! For some reason it reminds me of the Michael Jackson "Black or White" video parody on In Living Color 😂🤣

  • @robertflood3007
    @robertflood3007 16 днів тому +79

    “But I like dragon ball z”
    😂😂😂

    • @Malcolm.Y
      @Malcolm.Y 14 днів тому +1

      I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.
      --The Vapors

    • @robertflood3007
      @robertflood3007 14 днів тому

      @ all time track

    • @KellenKeller98
      @KellenKeller98 14 днів тому +3

      dragonball z is the real racial unifier

    • @billoo13
      @billoo13 13 днів тому

      And DBZ Abridged.

  • @mayoluck
    @mayoluck 14 днів тому +14

    Ryan lives here in the Frico area in Texas, he is a legend here. Alot of Cali transplants here, he is always messing with them.

    • @bobleglob162
      @bobleglob162 12 днів тому +3

      Huhwhat????? I live in denton. I did not know that.

    • @T.R.R.Jolkien
      @T.R.R.Jolkien 10 днів тому +1

      Alex stein too

  • @soconoha
    @soconoha 13 днів тому +20

    He doesn't cut lettuce!

  • @MassageSamurai1
    @MassageSamurai1 16 днів тому +39

    Happy to see you watching Ryan Long, love the guy 😂

    • @Malcolm.Y
      @Malcolm.Y 14 днів тому

      Ryan Long? Sounds like a Quarterback.

  • @3Deez3
    @3Deez3 16 днів тому +19

    2:41 …of what I really am! Lmao that nickleback hit back in the day.

  • @mandalore41
    @mandalore41 16 днів тому +33

    That white girl cussing him all the way out at 1:40 😂

    • @AdamWest-h5z
      @AdamWest-h5z 16 днів тому

      That was funny. She attacked him like a pitbull. 😄

  • @sovoutlaw5931
    @sovoutlaw5931 16 днів тому +16

    This video hits so hard, died from laughter on this 😂

  • @megofiachra3247
    @megofiachra3247 6 днів тому +3

    "Does he even remember saying that." HAH! Great call. Of course he doesn't!

  • @UnknownHC
    @UnknownHC 13 днів тому +6

    It's tragic what happened to that poor young man 😢😢😢

  • @CordellPotts
    @CordellPotts 15 днів тому +8

    "He doesn't cut lettuce"
    🤣😂

  • @Charsept
    @Charsept 16 днів тому +25

    1:41 what worries me the most is that, I don't think this was staged 😬

  • @ashtonlenz1301
    @ashtonlenz1301 16 днів тому +12

    Ryan long is underrated waiting for you to find this.

  • @msd5808
    @msd5808 13 днів тому +8

    I went to a black haircutting place once and they cut my hair just fine. They did seem to think it was special that I was there though. They took a really long time.

  • @liquidsnake6879
    @liquidsnake6879 8 днів тому +4

    Happens all the time, happened to me, i used to be a brother till 2017 then it happened, now i can't even type brotha, i had to ask my mother to write that cause now my fingers automatically correct it to "brother" i've seen 1000 doctors and nobody knows what to do, and all the white girls cuss me out from miles away now and just get straight up agressive whenever i say something, it's crazy and i'm not certain if it's just because i look white and they hate white guys or if it's because they understand what i'm saying now

  • @KeithJohnson-m4t
    @KeithJohnson-m4t 16 днів тому +3

    Hahaha.......how come I've never heard of this guy? This is hilarious! I love it. 😂

  • @capndayafterday
    @capndayafterday 16 днів тому +15

    You should check out his When Woke and Racists Actually Agree on Everything.

  • @BoxerRick
    @BoxerRick 16 днів тому +2

    I love your sense of humor. This was gold. 👍✌️❤️

  • @lisazaccardimeunier8378
    @lisazaccardimeunier8378 16 днів тому +20

    He’s a wild boy 😂

  • @marcuviusblack5781
    @marcuviusblack5781 12 днів тому +2

    I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time.

  • @FredricoLalo
    @FredricoLalo 16 днів тому +8

    I dont cut lettuce😂

  • @bADDass_Coaching
    @bADDass_Coaching 15 днів тому +2

    Not the pat 🤣🤣

  • @jay1334
    @jay1334 16 днів тому +4

    Biden doesn’t remember what he had for breakfast 😂

  • @joshuabarbre3245
    @joshuabarbre3245 12 днів тому

    😂that was great. Never heard the lettuce reference before 😂

  • @robplotnick
    @robplotnick 16 днів тому +6

    Antifa Window Repair Company. Also hilarious.

  • @niq872
    @niq872 16 днів тому +8

    his name was Will Brown this is gold

  • @gerrycorbino66
    @gerrycorbino66 13 днів тому

    Thanks for brightening up my day!

  • @kylejones7252
    @kylejones7252 13 днів тому +1

    Flip cup is a game with two teams ranging from 3- to however many people the table will fit! Each person from the designated starting point drinks a 1/4 cup of beer out of a red solo cup (color doesn't matter) then flip said cup off the edge of the table onto its top toward the center of the table, landing upside down. Each person going after the person next to them flips the cup. First team to flip their last cup wins. Thats why he said the urge to flip the cup!

  • @starlinsims2969
    @starlinsims2969 16 днів тому +6

    Now, that was funny 😂😂😂

  • @timmertwotone1
    @timmertwotone1 16 днів тому +7

    Try the " Not Antifa Window Company". It's absolutely hilarious.

  • @11C1P
    @11C1P 12 днів тому +3

    Yes FJB said something to the effect of "If you don't vote for me you're not black". IIRC the quote was something closer to "If you don't know if you're going to vote for me or the other guy, you ain't black".

    • @LinkinMark1994
      @LinkinMark1994 6 днів тому

      yeah he was specifically attacking undecided voters, which makes him look like an even bigger idiot!

  • @LiquidFlux66
    @LiquidFlux66 16 днів тому +2

    Lmao 🤣🤣🤣..love it!

  • @quasarleon4645
    @quasarleon4645 9 днів тому +1

    Ryan is a low key Genius .

  • @DaveEtchells
    @DaveEtchells 8 днів тому

    Effing brilliant! 😂😂😂

  • @gunnargundersen3787
    @gunnargundersen3787 16 днів тому +4

    The woke V racists, the COVID governors and the plus size models skits are all great.

  • @michaelkelleypoetry
    @michaelkelleypoetry 5 днів тому +1

    "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't know where it's going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation." -Michael Scott Biden.

  • @danmay6493
    @danmay6493 14 днів тому +1

    OMG so funny it made my migraine go away!

  • @darthlaurel
    @darthlaurel 9 днів тому

    Ryan skewers EVERYone!
    He's very out there and funny.
    Unhinged with no fs to give, that boy.

  • @Cherbear609
    @Cherbear609 14 днів тому +1

    The Joe Biden curse😂😂😂

  • @rosenaandre7147
    @rosenaandre7147 16 днів тому +2

    Oh my gosh I saw him Monday at Penn Stations is a comedian

  • @carenradovanovic970
    @carenradovanovic970 13 днів тому +1

    Funny ass shit.... Facts 😂😂😂😂

  • @MichaelPoag-vt5ss
    @MichaelPoag-vt5ss 16 днів тому +3

    Ok, I remember this video from 5 years ago.............I guess everything is new to someone

  • @christiancampbell466
    @christiancampbell466 16 днів тому +9

    React to his video “Actor not sure if he’s supposed to support Israel or Palestine.”

  • @percyhutchins5421
    @percyhutchins5421 15 днів тому +4

    Ryan and long beach griffy are 2 of the best commics out there.

  • @kyndread71
    @kyndread71 16 днів тому +4

    FWIW -- my hair is not lettuce.

  • @BrianHaney-rr8rm
    @BrianHaney-rr8rm День тому

    He doesn’t remember that😂😂

  • @laughingvampire7555
    @laughingvampire7555 14 днів тому +2

    Shaun King, aka Talcum X.

  • @TeacherKellyTag
    @TeacherKellyTag 16 днів тому +2

    I watch him all the time! So funny 😂

  • @dawatcherz
    @dawatcherz 16 днів тому +6

    ryan long has a bunch of hilarious videos

  • @neillobo5231
    @neillobo5231 16 днів тому +10

    Watch woke vs racist by ryan lol

  • @buckfifty37
    @buckfifty37 13 днів тому

    That was hilarious, and 💯 percent accurate 😂

  • @ManicOnTheBeat
    @ManicOnTheBeat 16 днів тому +2

    Flip Cup isn't a white thing it's a party game. The person on the left of you has to keep drinking until you flip the cup upward. Then the next person does it and so on, usually a 5 or more person team very fun

  • @PhycoKrusk
    @PhycoKrusk 14 днів тому +19

    Just for clarity in case another comment hasn't covered it already, what Biden said was "if you don't know where you stand on me and Trump, you ain't black."

  • @SirElCidDELeon
    @SirElCidDELeon 16 днів тому +2

    Should do his rapper one😂

  • @Gaunerchen
    @Gaunerchen 8 днів тому

    I highly recommend his Racist and Non-racist skit. Hilarious and so fkn true.

  • @תאירזלצמן
    @תאירזלצמן 16 днів тому +2

    React to his "when racist and woke agree on everything" 🔥

  • @jolaharvel7852
    @jolaharvel7852 14 днів тому

    Ryan Long is hysterical! I absolutely love that guy! I don't know how he pulls off the humor without laughing, especially when he engages strangers on the street. It makes it all the more funny, though. Alex Stein is another funny one.

  • @LordMaize
    @LordMaize 16 днів тому +2

    Ryan is fucking hilarious

  • @andrescalderonsanchez6515
    @andrescalderonsanchez6515 16 днів тому +2

    😂🤣 you can't say this the what else can you....type to this

  • @travisstone3260
    @travisstone3260 16 днів тому +1

    This make me laugh every time

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 5 днів тому

    A Canadian just waltzing into the States and dropping such racist comedy is just next level. Love him.

  • @jeanearle2350
    @jeanearle2350 16 днів тому +1

    lmao that was hilarious

  • @Wbroach24
    @Wbroach24 16 днів тому +8

    I watch Dragonball - DB Super probably Once a year as a Grown white man lol who cares 🤣😂🤣

  • @timaxmessenger7586
    @timaxmessenger7586 14 днів тому

    He definitely doesn't remember.

  • @rdublu6506
    @rdublu6506 15 днів тому +1

    “poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids," JB.

  • @paulc254
    @paulc254 7 днів тому

    That's some funny stuff.

  • @SketchybrainD
    @SketchybrainD 14 днів тому +1

    Can’t believe I didn’t see this Watch it with you first I guess

  • @caldaque7354
    @caldaque7354 9 днів тому

    Ryan long is poking fun at the stereotypes, FYI he is Canadian, which makes his takes on American society even more funny.

  • @carlranson9160
    @carlranson9160 14 днів тому

    Ryan is excellent at improvising with the crowd if you watch his youtube comedy special.

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 5 днів тому

    Yo, what's up ma.....fellow business associate.

  • @balamohammed5947
    @balamohammed5947 13 днів тому +2

    what's wrong with being black and liking Nickelback

  • @viperdemonz-jenkins
    @viperdemonz-jenkins 9 днів тому

    this dude is hilarious.

  • @davidtaylor5204
    @davidtaylor5204 11 днів тому

    Well, I'm traumatized.

  • @buddah1221
    @buddah1221 15 днів тому

    I don't understand the Tyler Perry point I don't like his movies at all but my mom loves them

  • @AbsoluteHero42
    @AbsoluteHero42 15 днів тому

    Genuinely think that Trans Racial will be a thing in the future. Mostly because of culture vs race.
    Im half black, half white, though most people think im either a dark mexican, Dominican (lived in New Mexico).
    Yet i was raised by my white mom, white sister, and white grandparents. Culturely i was rasied white as hell, and yet people assume and treat me based on the color of my skin, and not the culture i was raised to be apart of.

  • @Sldejo
    @Sldejo 15 днів тому

    This is old but so funny.

  • @pinkkitten_nails
    @pinkkitten_nails 16 днів тому +2

    Watch when racist and woke agrees by ryan long

  • @dflowers1477
    @dflowers1477 7 днів тому

    Yeah, I’ve noticed that since the election everybody looks the same to me. Perhaps Biden was right about something!

  • @kingdaveiv05
    @kingdaveiv05 15 днів тому

    There is a similar video with a black guy who identifies as white. I believe this type of comedy is somewhat humorous.

  • @lindaostrom570
    @lindaostrom570 5 днів тому

    its a thing cause ryan is canadian and this is what we see as funny. your welcome.

  • @maynardcornell3975
    @maynardcornell3975 11 днів тому

    I've never met a black guy that didn't absolutely love anime for some reason.

  • @hankelliott8157
    @hankelliott8157 16 днів тому +3

    😂😂😂😂

  • @OlliGarch
    @OlliGarch 13 днів тому

    What’s this guys channel?

  • @enigmawrappedinaparadox7361
    @enigmawrappedinaparadox7361 16 днів тому

    Hilarious

  • @TheWildcard4542000
    @TheWildcard4542000 14 днів тому +1

    😂😂

  • @Biggles_mets
    @Biggles_mets 16 днів тому

    Ryan long is so funny.

  • @dainpanton4002
    @dainpanton4002 13 днів тому

    hes a pro troll hes awesome.. watch idiots loose their minds lol

  • @marysmith9109
    @marysmith9109 13 днів тому

    Ha haha. Hahahaaaaaa

  • @asaashara2592
    @asaashara2592 14 днів тому

    If you are 30 plus and you did not watch dragon Ball z. You just missed out. Speaking which I would love to watch him watch dragon Ball z abridged

  • @George-ux6zz
    @George-ux6zz 16 днів тому +1

    This is satire. Pretty funny really

  • @onemercilessming1342
    @onemercilessming1342 16 днів тому +2

    Funny...

  • @RobertWWD
    @RobertWWD 15 днів тому

    Him saying he used to be Black is like saying Elon Musk used to be Black.
    Elon Musk is third generation born in Africa.