MANCHESTER UNITED FAN WAKES UP FROM SIX-YEAR COMA
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2019
- It was all looking so good for Manchester United back in 2013, but this fan has just awoken to some terrible news.
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69%? Would’ve been nice if 69% were subbed
I’m subscribed
NICE
U watch tiko
Dream Team ye but no
-Wait so Chelsea won 2, City won 3, who won the other one?
-Leicester City...
Wait WHAT ??🤣🤣
Shawn Game u didn’t know
@@ortegao1020 r/woooosh
Madlek13 r/wooooosh u more
Bruh Like my comment r/woooooosh
Imagine an AC Milan fan waking up now from 15 years coma...
Or since 2007
Last good season for Milan was 2012-2013, same as Man Utd
Luca Di Gennaro They would’ve missed 2 champions league finals lol. More like 8 years in coma
Milan fan - After 15 years
In the 2005 UCL final we blew a 3-0 half time lead vs Liverpool
Lol
Imagine he wakes up and liverpool won the title
He gonna have a sudden stroke after this.
Lmao
🤣
Sudden death😂😂
Imagine if he wakes up after Arsenal wins it in 2021/22
Where is Vidic
Uh retired
Who do we hv now
Jones
Goes into coma again
Nah Phil Jones is worse
Deaaad😂😂
Bodybuilder machen von meinem Body Bilder lol
Ikr smalling is actually playing good in serie A
Considering how well he’s playing for Roma, your comment really hasn’t aged well....
Bailly
Missed opportunity for a joke here
"Liverpool are in a Champions League final"
"What? Against who?"
"Tottenham"
"TOTTENHAM!??!!"
United are the joke
Spurs are a lot better team than United
Spurs changed a lot since poch came
El bongo James s it’s a joke ladeys
@@jakes5841 well in 2013 spurs were a bit of a joke...they've come really far from where they were in 2013...
Someone should have said even Leicester won the league
Edit: Thanks for the likes
Leicester is irrelevant to united, so...
@@DePeaceHunter Well, the fact that since 2013 Leicester have won the league more times then United is God damn hilarious *or* humiliating.
@@DePeaceHunter so is cardiff. but cardiff got a mention. leicester would've been a funny addition
@@DePeaceHunter it ain't though...due to the fact that they won the league which united tried so hard to win...spending millions and millions only to fall short while fcking Leicester won it..so don't you think it would be a nice addition??🤷
Amazing that in 30 years Leicester have won more leagues than Liverpool
2013 fan: "How much has that promising youngster Lingard developed?"
2 friends: "Yeh about that..."
😂😂 He is LORD Lingard Now 😂
Oh he still is a 17 years old youte we have at United. Guess how many goals he's scored the whole season...
2019 fan: Yes
Liverpools goalie had more assists than him
Lingard spends all of his time on social media
Dortmund fans waking up from 2012: “how many league titles do we have?”
“Oh Bayern just won 9 in a row. We did end up above RB Leipzig tho!”
“...who?”
Underrated 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The thing is, they never were really bad. So I dont thik the joke would work for an entire video. I`d just be like :ok so we are just always a few feet shot, so its sad but still kinda cool.
In our history we often switched between winning titles to almost be relegated so the current situation is still extraordinary well
Here there is a nice one to:
"What Lewandowski doing?"
"He became the best Striker in the world and most scorer of in a single season in Bundesliga with 41 goals"
"Wtf How couldn't We win Bundesliga with these performence?"
"Well, he Plays for Bayern since 2014."
" You gotta be kiding me."
Ashley Young at RIGHTBACK...
*OH DEAR GOD*
He was actually quite good until recently tbh
Did you even see the game against barca?
@@thepsalms2806 barca counts as recent I mean the first half of this season and last season
@@RidiculousComedy00 HAHAHA YOU DO KNOW YOUR COMEDY
ahahaha
Make one with a Leicester City fan that entered a coma in 2007
Youssef Tammouni YESSS
Yeah
Coming from a Leicester fan, that would be awesome.
No No. What about a City fan who went to coma in 2008?
YES
"well he won the league!"
*OH :D*
"With Chelsea
oh...
Gillbrit spifey
Make one of arsenal fan who went into a coma in 2004
More like around 2010 because they were still good after 2004 since they reached the Champions League Final in 2006
Pizza • 12 years ago nah...from 2006
@@pepperonipizza12yearsago42 tbf even as a die hard gooner the Wenger Choking era started in 2006,i would like to see a vid of an Arsenal fan that goes into a coma in 2006 and wakes up 14 years later
-But how many FA Cups did we win?
-Yes
“Problem with arsenal is that always try to walk it in”
i am your nr 1000 like simba
Damn this one hit close to home! 😭😂 Funny sketch lads
😞😞😭😭😭
I was your 900th strike
1,000th like.
You’re welcome.
L
Friend wakes up after 6 years:
“Are you alright?”
Then he asks how many titles ManU won instead of what happened to him
@@RafaelSantos-di5yw lol
00:10 pause it there. Phil Jones in action
Imagine a Man United fan waking from a coma today just to find out they were gathered 6-1 at home by Spurs. lmao
LaDs iT's tOttEnHAm
And 5-0 at home by Liverpool
I like how at his hospital bed he doesnt have any family , he just has his two mates that he drinks darkfruits with on super sunday
It's 6 years on, realistically nobody would be there
He is united fan, i see nothing wrong 😂
luca zey do you even know what cl means? 😂
@@invertedsmile7258 they don't have family coz know one likes them😂😂
“We won the treble, league cup, community shield and europea league”😂😂😂
Hahhaha
Talk about spitting on ur own face 😂
😂
Europa League is a good trophy although.
I swear they won the fa cup too
Whose watching this after they have been beaten 6-1 by Tottenham 😂
And also after Liverpool's defeat 7-2 against Aston Villa 🤣
@@Ken-uv9mp 😂😂😂
1 good win and one bad loss for United
man united is turned into circus
goldbridge rants
5-0 to Liverpool 😭
Who else got this in their recommended after the 1-6 loss Vs Tottenham?
I got this recommended after Aston villa 7-2 Liverpool 😂😂
@@farazzzz669 I guess it also counts, both were on the same magical day weren't they?
@@jica2295 well ok.
@@farazzzz669 and now top of the league
@@AthyaEditz And we are at the 3rd, with a game in hand
They missed so many opportunities for Jokes.
"Liverpool vs Tottenham UCL final"
"We have Pogba WC winner... He does nothing at man utd."
"Arsenal is above us"
"Man City domimates the prem"
"Even Leicester won the league"
They didn’t want us commiting suicide
No champions league football aswell
We will finish up in 10th if we don't improve or worse
NUGGET actually Liverpool now
The Cardif one killed me
xChaleur *cardiff
And 'them' lol
xChaleur bruh
Make it an Arsenal fan who fell into a coma in 2004 and woke up in 2019.
Probably thinking Bergkamp is still playing
As the years go on this is only getting funnier
Man City - Capital One Finals
Man City - FA Cup Finals
Chelsea - Capital One Finals
Chelsea - Europa League Finals
Arsenal - Europa League Finals
Liverpool - UCL Finals
Tottenham - UCL Finals
Watford - FA Cup Finals
Man United - We beat PSG and Ole's at the wheel.
@@user-fh7zp3zv9z I can smell the sea down here it's that salty
*2 0 T I M E S*
Cardiff 2-0 lol
@@user-fh7zp3zv9z Liverpool is the most succesful English Club in history according to daily mail. The guardian . Skysports and more. They have the most UCL won by a English side and they have more trophies than United.😂😂😂😂😂.
@@user-fh7zp3zv9z Try again now
If he wanted to back to sleep you should've said England won on penalties, shock would've given him a good old rest!
But he's Irish. We don't like to see England winning on penalties. 🤣😂🤣
@@danielmccafferty5373 I've watched enough of HITC Sport to know that!
Ole's no longer at the wheel lad
Missed opportunity: “ And we’re no longer in the champions league, we’re in the Europa!”
@DIAMOND HIGH TECH
U sure it’s me!! Cause a lot of people got the same profile pic!!
dont he will not in coma, he will die
@@TheNando1 What is that picture about?
now they are in the CL but....
Should have mentioned Leicester winning the premier league as well.
And Liverpool in the champions league final
@@caramelo1863 and Tottenham
WATCH ME bottlers
- So...what happened in the Champions League?
- We got beaten in the quarterfinal... by Barcelona
- Barca again? Well at least that's not so bad. How about Liverpool?
- They are in the final.
- Jesus how did they become so strong...And who will they meet?
- Tottenham
- Tot...Tottenham!!?? Damn it, why did everything change so badly in just 6 years? Tell me some good news please!
- We have had one trophy this year, while Liverpool still zero
- Wow that's great! Which trophy was that?
- Trophy for the winner of M.U 99' vs. Bayern Munich legends charity match
- Really? What the hell is that? But Liverpool doesn't have any at all, so...
- They qualified for the next year's UCL
- What about us?
- ...
*we dont need to talk about that were defenitly not in a tournament with a bunch of university students from wales*
True actually
Man united is the beast when they play friendly match 😂
Well played :))))
No man, MU beat Barca twice but in ICC.
He wakes up today,
He ask his mates on did they win the league
His mates tells him that it is still ongoing cause of a Pandamic
Him being like: Why wasn’t it cancel
His mates would be like they would have no idea, if it did got cancel the champion would still be the same
Let me guess, It’s City again
His Mates: No they are like 20 points behind first place, but it is a big team
So Chelsea
No
Arsenal, they are terrible this season
Pls tell me it’s Us
Not close
Oh nonononononono don’t tell me it’s Liverpool
His Mates:..
Losing 5-1 to Tottenham atm.
And it's only been 55 mins.
6-1. He's gonna die now
@@zayedibrahim atleast not 82
@@martinketchum yes I know, but Liverpool lost 7-2 lmaoo
@@zayedibrahim yeah how kind of Liverpool not letting MU walk alone XD
@@martinketchum lol yeah
Manchester United fans who died in 2013 were the luckiest people!!
Yep
No cause there dead
@@SamboBensambo true
@@SamboBensambo 'were'
Paul Pogba no no it’s really not
90 million for Pogba is nothing when Barca spent 150 million on coutinho 😂😂
At least Coutinio WAS GOOD before going to Barca, now he is LAME
£≠€
Couthino was badly placed
232 for neymar
100 million on Dembele
Who ??? that guy played for Tottenham :))
2:07 driving off a cliff
Not to forget that Leeds, the old rival, is back in the premier league
Man from coma: oh well tell me Liverpool are struggling.
Loyal fans. Well, there is 31 points between us.
Man from coma. Behind us or in front of us.
Loyal fans. Well donot worry about that, it is not important.
Classic.
Imagine if they said cl final aswell
Glad to know we just watched the same video mate
This bunch of lads are really Hilarious 😂
Edit: Thanks for the likes guys, I didn't expected this ❤️
Thanks Amit!
@@TheSunSport Your welcome, you guys rock. ❤️
Imagine waking up after that spurs game yesterday, he would have had a heart attack straight away
As a United fan I wish I could go back to 2013 and just see things unfold differently and United were still winning titles and that. Looking back 2013 was truly a great period not just football but life in general.
Good job he didn't hear about city getting 198 points in 2 seasons
Nobody else could do that ! City are the best !
@da gaming boi I know, it's still 100 points in the first wich is the current reccord and 98 in the second wich is pretty good too !
I think Liverpool can do that. 97 points plus 102. 102 in this season is possible
@@joaolima4787 Did you see the Man city 4-0 Liverpool ?
joao pedro silva lima your not very good at maths are you??
Make this with a Newcastle supporter falling down river Tyne the summer of 2004
It’s all gone to crap up here mate, Money mike Ashley
That video would have to be about 20 minutes long...it’s been tough for us
😂😂😂😂
elimnated by partizan ucl
Mike A$hley is our biggest nightmare.
Imagine a barca fan going in a coma in 2015 and waking up the day after the 8-2
He'll immediately pull his life support.
"We did get back into the Champions League!"
"Alright, yes, get in!"
"But we got knocked out by RB Leipzig."
"...who?"
I'm a United fan and this is hilarious. Fair play
innit
Don't worry mate sooner or later we'll be back like the good Ole days! Have patience man. (United fan) 🔴🔴🔴
Honestly same, need to be able to take the piss outta yourself
Good they didn't tell him about Liverpool in the Champions leauge
Edit: (Liverpool fan btw XD)
no that would kill him
I'm stoopit or tottenham😂😂
Yeah it probably would kill him
I mean last seasons might make him laugh a bit
💀
Imagine if he woke up now and found out that they got Ronaldo back and lost 5-1 against Liverpool
5-0
Imagine he woke up to a 6-1 lose against spurs...
I would love to see a Liverpool fan that was in coma since 1990. Telling him that Liverpool had 96 points and is in the Champions League final. He would expect them to have the most League titles, points records and most Champions Leagues... Poor guy. It would feel like the last 29 years never happened...
@Knowtheledge Thelastdayz
In 1990 you had 4 Champions League and the only other team with more was Real with 6... That their last Champions League was back in 1970s...
In England yes. But back then you were the second most successful in Europe and the most successful by far in English League.
He went to coma with Liverpool being the best team in the world and woke up with Liverpool without a League title since back then...
@Knowtheledge Thelastdayz Well they've won 1 champions league, since it was formed, but won it 4 times before then, when it was the European cup
@Knowtheledge Thelastdayz
If you asked a person living in 1990s how many Champions Leagues and League titles Liverpool would have in 30 years they would have said about 10 Champions Leagues and 30+ League titles. Liverpool in the last 30 years has been shit compared to the "Being the best team in Europe" that they were in 1990s.
@Knowtheledge Thelastdayz Not really, it's like saying Division 1 and premier League are the same
same the are technically They
Man city fan wakes up from a 8 year coma?
Craig Smith wins champions league, premier league trophy haul equal to man United. Numerous various trophies in the cabinet. Best in the world.
@@oceanwaves657 "is sven still our manager" he says whilst in a nervous sweat
Relegated to league 2 after serious ffp irregularities, stripped of all titles, pep doing 15 - 20 years for fraud.
Is there even a Man City fan for 8 years??? 😂
@@victorkowalski9035 yes, me
For some reason every time United do really bad this video shows up onto my recommended
The way he fell is exactly what happened to Man Utd in the past 8 years
How about "Liverpool fan wakes up from 28 year coma"
😂
Rycx i want this 😂 but we won the CL
10 more ucl, 7 prem 😀😀
Martin az orosz rossz fiú wait what? They only won 2 or 3 CLs and no premier leagues lmao.
@William Finney we won 2 champions league tho 2005 and 2019
@@wtfyoutube4873
Manure had longer trophy drought but none of you plastic inbred know
I say this on every video and I will keep on doing it
UNDERATED
UnderRated*
@@krum6334 *Underrated
@@footballophileinaeternum5344 that is what i meant
Wer is auch alles hier dank Niklasneo? 😂
me
Ich
Ich kannte das schon, bevor Niklas Neo seine Version gemacht hatte
@@youssouflomoukoko2894 Na herzlichen Glückwunsch dazu...
Who is here after ManU lost Leipzig 3-2
They are second in the league now tho
Losing Herrera and being linked with Sean Longstaff feels so peak right now. But losing Pogba, DDG and Martial to sign championship players and Newcastle prospects will be the final nail in the coffin.
iwantgoals 15 hes young and got loads of potential
Bet u feel like a twat
Can't wait for the one with 29 years
What 29 years when QPR actually doing quite decent that would be a good one😂
Oh come on who needs winning the premier league when you can be the champions of europe. This is why man united is the most hated club on earth
Das hat Eliasneo niiiicht abgeguuuuckt neeeeeein
Nobody:
UA-cam after man u get knocked out of ucl:-
Watch this and chill out.
Well played utube algorithm
"I mean we have a true Mancunian, Marcus Rashford"
2013 fan: "Who!?"
I like how even in meme videos people forget about Sanchez
THIS IS OUR YEAR!! TELL HIM TO WAKE UP NOW
That aged well
Who is here after we are top of the league?
Me
Would love to see a reaction from a 2002 arsenal fan who witness the arsenal vs chelsea 2002 fa cup final suddenly wakjng up to 2019 europa final.
I mean Europa Legaue>FA Cup
We’ll comfortably finish 3rd...
... from bottom 🤣
Meaning you'd be in the championship 😂
0-0-46 with Woodward at the wheel
Or 6th 😁😁😁
@drsamw pepper I heard lievester r a good team
@drsamw pepper .....and watford and everton,i've watched your team all season(neighbour's a manc),that team is so.......un-man united, i've been a liverpool supporter since '86 😁,been waiting for man u to crumble for ages lol but this is painful to watch,pogba destroyed you from inside,i think your saviour lies in one of the boys who own Salford not olé.
Two years on and it's still not safe to bring him out of his self induced coma.
leicester fans waking up from a 7 year coma: hol up
Saw the title and knew it was gonna be absolute banter 😂
Join the club, we've got jackets
Spurs fan would have to be a 60 year coma.
Coma? More like corona.
Now is the worst time to be any fan.
(Nae Fitba.)
Guy wakes up now
*Man United 11th in the Premier league*
Let me hit my head again
Imagine it’s a Spurs fan and they tell them about finishing 3rd in a 2 horse race, finishing second, and making the UCL final and at the end he just asks, “so still no trophies?”
Well that escalated quickly......
Man City should be managed by kepa in 2030
Edit: I’ve never had this many likes in my life
Obvi the best manager in the world
Dead
Good luck against city though....
xyyzz 0231 we’ll need it 😔
Ughhhh imagine supporting Watford
Just been recommended this after they lost 6-1 to tottenham
UA-cam knows even what you feel and done at home ..... aaaand it understands british humour too :D
Just imagine he wake up again now after the UEL Final lost to Villareal
He should’ve waited 1 more year to wake up
" - But at least we still have De Gea: he's the best goalie in the world!"
" - LMFAO"
Envy him! Not having to endure six years of shite!!
Well Liverpool won the league title so let’s go back to sleep.
❤LFC❤
man he remids me so much of my old teacher miss you mr.murtagh
Best one yet, Tottenham in the Champions league final! Lmao
Wow this got recommended after the 6-1 loss to spurs
Dream team needs to do a 2022 version
celtic fan wakes up from a 12 year coma is pretty much the exact opposite of this.
You lot are great. Especially Sean and Jack. 🤣🤣🤣 Need to get Rory back in as well.
Imagine a Liverpool fan going into coma from 1990 to 2019 and missing a whooping 0 league titles
They'd be waking up at the perfect time haha.
@@snmcfadden actually...
2 champo league's, a Europa league and fa and league cups
@@edwardhobbs8491 damn a grand total of 5 trophies in 29 years im sure he'd be absolutely buzzing
Jay Sosaaa 2 champo leagues isn’t bad
Lol loved it especially the bit when he said well he won the league.... with chelsea lool
Surprised he didn't notice the change of the man united home shirt
It feels like Man Utd almost completely changed from one generation to the other.
@The Knight
11 years is.
even 6 years ago, they werent as good as them in the mid-late 00s
Wait till he hears about harry maguire
imagine he woke up now
Its funny because after two years this video is still relatable..what the heck manutd?
No one:
Wake up from 6 year coma-talk abaut football
It was the last thing he remeber.
As a spurs fan I’d like to see a coma skit for us
Yep
Coffee lol yea 😂
need these masterclass back again
And Liverpool are Premier League champions 😆😆