r/HFY - T.F.O.S

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @Navy89SEALs
    @Navy89SEALs 3 роки тому +60

    Kaga - "That's illegal!!"
    "I am rescuing you! Stop resisting!"

  • @johns9652
    @johns9652 Рік тому +3

    I kept expecting the coffee cup being on the console to come into play, like falling over when the bomb went off, and Kaga saying "See! I told you so!"

  • @CaseDeAce
    @CaseDeAce 3 роки тому +30

    There is something delightful about a singularity with a singular purpose

    • @Indo6627
      @Indo6627 Рік тому +1

      My single purpose is developing better video games... I so wish that was what it was.

  • @kirkjones9639
    @kirkjones9639 3 роки тому +38

    Always bring enough gun. After all, when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

    • @TheAsianOfChaos
      @TheAsianOfChaos Рік тому +4

      Always bring more gun than you think you’ll need and more ammunition than you will ever possibly need.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 Рік тому +2

      @@TheAsianOfChaos
      And have supply on speed dial.

  • @thatonedude6949
    @thatonedude6949 Рік тому +8

    I hate it when people say "That is illegal". Can't I break the laws of physics in peace?

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 Рік тому +3

      "in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!!!!" - Homer Simpson

  • @fordprefect1587
    @fordprefect1587 3 роки тому +44

    Aliens: no weapons or fighting!
    Humans: “the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”
    Any questions?

  • @Lord_Lasagña
    @Lord_Lasagña 4 роки тому +29

    That's the end of the video... Wait!! That's illegal! :D

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +17

    Management gives impossible jobs then get mad about how you complete the task.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 Рік тому +1

      Having designed a few antennas I can categorically state that it is dead simple requiring only a little basic math and engineering knowledge.
      Unless there will be metallic objects within a few thousand operating wavelengths of the antenna. Or non metallic objects. Or if the antenna is expected to work while immersed in air. Or while the sun is shining on it. Or in the dark. Or if it will be moving relative to other antennas it has to talk to. Or not moving. Or attached to a moving objrct. Or on a planet. Or in space.
      Then it gets complicated.

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 Рік тому +1

      Been there, done that. Sigh.

    • @davethompson3326
      @davethompson3326 7 місяців тому

      @@markfergerson2145 Tsk, there's always some but-or-unless with engineers. Just fix it gud! - every commander ever.

  • @rogerallen1767
    @rogerallen1767 3 роки тому +20

    these are wonderful storys so good when your stressed and funny

  • @smiley3012
    @smiley3012 4 місяці тому +1

    Last one put a smile on my face.

  • @StephenCampbell-yy2xc
    @StephenCampbell-yy2xc 4 місяці тому +1

    Whatever species Kaga belongs to will come to be the preferred HR manager

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae Рік тому +4

    Real brown gravy needs the juices of the meat it’s dressing.

  • @lordpfeiffer8490
    @lordpfeiffer8490 3 роки тому +9

    Me a human whose entire business is around firearms. How can I get my hands and sell those

  • @MashedPotatoes690
    @MashedPotatoes690 3 роки тому +8

    Praise the antennaerightm

  • @CaptainShield
    @CaptainShield 2 роки тому +3

    It's only illegal if you get caught.

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov 3 роки тому +9

    Those rules are ridiculously useless on good half of them, lol

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому +7

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +3

      For the algorithm

    • @theyaden
      @theyaden 2 роки тому +2

      For the nanite swarms and their eternal hunger for socks.

    • @allenmorgan1007
      @allenmorgan1007 2 роки тому +2

      @@theyaden Darn those nanites and their socks!

  • @KwaterbugBUTCHER
    @KwaterbugBUTCHER Місяць тому

    For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿

  • @edwardtobias200
    @edwardtobias200 Рік тому

    Love the story's a hint of danger with a whisp of funny .

  • @cypercris5337
    @cypercris5337 3 роки тому +7

    Computer:Username
    Author: -_-

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 4 роки тому +6

    keeper going

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +4

    When the laws are that stupid...

  • @edwardtobias200
    @edwardtobias200 Рік тому

    Thanks!

  • @fortkavanagh
    @fortkavanagh 3 роки тому +3

    What's the 1st story about I'm confused?

    • @MashedPotatoes690
      @MashedPotatoes690 3 роки тому +7

      A guy accidentally created an adaptive super AI by putting evolutionary algorithms into eachother to-create-a-fucking-antennae. One which luckily is still only creating antennae and not taking over the world. But knock on all bloody wood in IKEA hope this stays this way.

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 3 роки тому +3

    Let the monkeys PLAY!!!! LoL

  • @silva1sme994
    @silva1sme994 4 роки тому +7

    No cats?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +8

      bidding its time to strike , like the Spanish Inquisition

    • @Lord_Lasagña
      @Lord_Lasagña 4 роки тому +5

      No one expects The Spanish Inquisition!!

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому +3

    For the Prophet

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 2 роки тому +1

    good stories but brass monkeys showed the meaning of christmas

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 роки тому +2

    To please the algorithm

  • @dollarbill6102
    @dollarbill6102 Рік тому

    Story no. 3 ya just gotta let the humans human 😂

  • @estebanzadok7592
    @estebanzadok7592 3 роки тому +4

    m8, you spanish is broken, but tanks for trying

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami 3 роки тому +3

      Well it is fitting since in the reading it would have been a xeno trying to repeat it

    • @ZM1306
      @ZM1306 Рік тому

      What was it supposed to say?

  • @darkvoidrising1935
    @darkvoidrising1935 4 роки тому +4

    the stories are wrong in the description

  • @barelyasurvivor1257
    @barelyasurvivor1257 3 місяці тому

    Who carries spares on their Star Ship?
    Anyone who wanted to live to old age or longer
    Or any human.

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 роки тому +2

    F.T.A.

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 роки тому +2

    the Algorithm "Let" ? :)

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 2 роки тому +1

    like 523

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Рік тому

    54th, 10 September 2023