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  • Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) advertises his God Bless the USA bible.
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  • @VundalI
    @VundalI Місяць тому +3688

    Really missed an opportunity for cutting the book of judges "Judges...not a fan of judges."

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio Місяць тому +165

      Best comment of the day.

    • @DeKitten
      @DeKitten Місяць тому +89

      This would've been perfect!!!!

    • @Standardqueso
      @Standardqueso Місяць тому +86

      You owned internet today.

    • @MrDezCTE
      @MrDezCTE Місяць тому +56

      Most underrated comment 🔥

    • @bobbypinkston9374
      @bobbypinkston9374 Місяць тому +59

      Comment so nice wish I could like it twice.

  • @DravenGal
    @DravenGal Місяць тому +4023

    Imagine being a sketch show that doesn't even need to write lines for a character, they can just use his own words.

    • @gkennedy2998
      @gkennedy2998 Місяць тому +141

      Exactly like Sarah Palin.

    • @DravenGal
      @DravenGal Місяць тому +83

      @@gkennedy2998 True. And Tina Fey was masterful playing her. I don't like Sarah Palin, but I do give her points for going on the show and being able to poke fun at herself. Orange Nero would NEVER do that. Ever. I've been trying to think of any time I've actually seen him laugh, and can't think of a single time. Not even in the 80s.

    • @aristotlewasnotafanofplato3661
      @aristotlewasnotafanofplato3661 Місяць тому

      @@DravenGal Trump's fraud at his "Trump University", was despicable. But, I would hasten to remind the comments section it is unwise to hold up any administration without scrutiny. Including Biden, Obama, Clinton, Bush, Bush Jr... People either loathe Trump or Love him, neither make him great, nor awful compared to others.

    • @DavidEdwards9801
      @DavidEdwards9801 Місяць тому +8

      There was a writer's strike... lol

    • @DravenGal
      @DravenGal Місяць тому +20

      @@DavidEdwards9801Yeah, there was also one years ago. What's your point?

  • @katerodger
    @katerodger Місяць тому +353

    James is soooooooo accurate, omg - the way his cadence changes "but...I'm not doing this for money... " everything, so good.💸💸💸

    • @tinasepulveda1895
      @tinasepulveda1895 Місяць тому +4

      lmao it was funny 😂😂

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 Місяць тому +4

      They should get hom more padding lol

    • @isaiahayers1550
      @isaiahayers1550 Місяць тому +1

      It's truly great. I never stop being amazed at how comprehensive his impression is. The facial expressions, the cadences, the inflection, the breathing, the hand movements, the sudden, loud bursts, and on and on. There's only one flaw and that's that Trump's voice is not always so gravely. Sometimes it's a higher pitch and maybe a bit more nasal. But it's still the best overall impression I've seen/heard by far.

    • @dl2725
      @dl2725 Місяць тому

      Amazing, I agree. But he’s sounding a lot too lucid for present-day Trump

  • @cyndykated358
    @cyndykated358 Місяць тому +579

    I heard he added a Chapter 11! 😂🤣

  • @jasonw7521
    @jasonw7521 Місяць тому +3590

    "Sounds like a joke, and in many ways it is, but its also very real" 😂😂

    • @jonathantifone8001
      @jonathantifone8001 Місяць тому +69

      We are the punchline.

    • @helenryan5217
      @helenryan5217 Місяць тому +73

      This sums up Trump's whole campaign.

    • @josephcamhi5676
      @josephcamhi5676 Місяць тому

      ThraIIs of the Democratic Party confuse DNC propaganda on SNL with reality.

    • @wolfmare50
      @wolfmare50 Місяць тому +36

      A dangerous joke.

    • @allison4970
      @allison4970 Місяць тому +22

      ​@@wolfmare50 Dangerous, unfunny, and completely unhinged.

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 Місяць тому +904

    “Made from 100% Bible”, “Bing bing bong” TF, I CANT 😂😂

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx Місяць тому +20

      Trump is speaking in tongues

    • @joannewitzkowski3407
      @joannewitzkowski3407 Місяць тому +17

      Forked ones.

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 Місяць тому +18

      Should be holding it upside down. 😂😂

    • @jamesdacc2068
      @jamesdacc2068 Місяць тому +2

      @@veramae4098Good observation. They definitely missed that opportunity😆.

    • @jc8258
      @jc8258 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂

  • @Praetoreon
    @Praetoreon Місяць тому +365

    “Bing bong bing bing bing, trespass, DAILY BREAD!” 😂

  • @carolynscherer3996
    @carolynscherer3996 Місяць тому +133

    'Please lead us into temptation' 😂

  • @jg5571
    @jg5571 Місяць тому +1387

    The scariest part is that half of it was actual things he said

    • @RachaelCollins-
      @RachaelCollins- Місяць тому +6

      😊 I'm not scared, I'm scarred...❤
      ReMember back in the old days they used to sell these gigantic Bibles for like 20.00
      That's not the one I read.
      I know a fella that collects Bibles, the small or medium ones... That's how he rolls his tobacco sometimes. Or used to.
      You don't wanna see crazy 😂

    • @TobiasKundig
      @TobiasKundig Місяць тому +38

      What do you mean Half!? More like 99%.

    • @RobMacKendrick
      @RobMacKendrick Місяць тому +22

      I noticed that, too. Further proof that the man is satire-proof. Nothing you can do will be any more preposterous than he is.

    • @headoverheels88
      @headoverheels88 Місяць тому +13

      Literally. When asked by a super christiany movie producer what part he liked about the film Trump said, "I very much so like the beginning... and the end... and the story that happened". Weirdo

    • @sunnybearbuds
      @sunnybearbuds Місяць тому

      For sure.

  • @4card4ever
    @4card4ever Місяць тому +171

    The line between reality and satire has never been so blurred.

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity Місяць тому

      Oh it’s been over. Politics has become comedy and Comedy has become the topic of serious political discussions. Listen closely. For years.

  • @QueenBDreamwalker
    @QueenBDreamwalker Місяць тому +84

    If this Truth wasn't so terrifying it could be hilarious as a comedy sketch 😳

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 Місяць тому +71

    Trumps Bible comes with Crayola crayons.

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue Місяць тому +3

      Another missed opportunity for SNL. They could have had the illustrations be coloring pages.

    • @psyckohero1002
      @psyckohero1002 Місяць тому +3

      I think it comes with orange highlighter for your favorite passages

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac Місяць тому +2

      I think he'd sell the ones with unsafe chemicals.

  • @NasXShady
    @NasXShady Місяць тому +487

    “The other side has Hello Kitty, if you have a daughter, or a son who’s taking dance classes” 😂

    • @wjrasmussen666
      @wjrasmussen666 Місяць тому +8

      Always ad one more thing to the bit...

  • @Coop20
    @Coop20 Місяць тому +1835

    From the standpoint of not liking fruit 😂

    • @veganbadass
      @veganbadass Місяць тому +21

      he should have said "I prefer McDonald's hamburgers or tater tots.... with ketchup... and sometimes I might throw it onto the wall... not because I'm having a tantrum but because I'm an artist"."

    • @carolinedewey6838
      @carolinedewey6838 Місяць тому +3

      Got it . . lol

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly Місяць тому +6

      @@veganbadass *hamberders

    • @patriciafry8634
      @patriciafry8634 Місяць тому

      Fabulous

    • @user-ft6og5vl6n
      @user-ft6og5vl6n Місяць тому +3

      Or vegetables, or any healthy food for that matter

  • @kristentindle3075
    @kristentindle3075 Місяць тому +49

    More accurate had he held the Bible upside down ROFL

  • @SeanBell-vx8qm
    @SeanBell-vx8qm Місяць тому +14770

    If you are not in the financial market space right now, you are making a huge mistake. I understand that it could be due to ignorance, but if you want to make your money work for you... prevent inflation

    • @gracebrebda7543
      @gracebrebda7543 Місяць тому +1

      Thanks for continuing updates I'd rather trade the crypto market as it's more profitable. I make a good amount of money per week even though I barely trade myself.

    • @SeanBell-vx8qm
      @SeanBell-vx8qm Місяць тому +1

      A lot of people still make massive profit from the crypto market, all you really need is a relevant information and some ‹professional advice. ‹it's totally inappropriate for investors to hang on while suffering from dip during significant

    • @gracebrebda7543
      @gracebrebda7543 Місяць тому

      You trade also?, I

    • @SeanBell-vx8qm
      @SeanBell-vx8qm Місяць тому +1

      No I don't trade on my own anymore, I always required help and assistance

    • @SeanBell-vx8qm
      @SeanBell-vx8qm Місяць тому

      From my personal financial advisor

  • @rachealdiyaolu6762
    @rachealdiyaolu6762 Місяць тому +847

    The “lead us into temptations” completely flew over their heads but was too funny 😂

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx Місяць тому +1

      You reminded me of The Three Bells

    • @mrlaw711
      @mrlaw711 Місяць тому +10

      Should be "lead us into detentions."

    • @machonsote918
      @machonsote918 Місяць тому +2

      Yes, it's "lead us 'not' into temptation"......but taking it seriously..........The Christian "Father" DOES "lead into temptation" but we're asking through this prayer NOT TO DO IT TO US.
      What kind of nonsense is that?....................Most people are saying "Huh?........hadn't thought about that...".

    • @nicomoreno5028
      @nicomoreno5028 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@machonsote918Are you a gnostic?

    • @machonsote918
      @machonsote918 Місяць тому +1

      @@nicomoreno5028 : What's "gnostic"?...............and how do you get that from what I wrote?

  • @kaoko111
    @kaoko111 Місяць тому +976

    When they said that fascism would come to the US wrapped in a flag with a cross i didn't think it would be this literal.

    • @rdelrosso1973
      @rdelrosso1973 Місяць тому +40

      Me neither.
      I think Sinclair Lewis said that.

    • @DolesP...
      @DolesP... Місяць тому

      If you're American, please vote and encourage others to do as well. Trust me, we don't want to find out what Fascism is like. This guy may come across as an idiotic clown, and in many aspects he probably is, but I believe he's ruthless. With the brain of a child and a sadistic mind, he's probably of the Nero types that don't give a sh*t about lives they don't value. Therefore I believe it'd be a bloodbath, pun intended here, before we realize it's too late. Let's not find out. Democracy might be messy but let's vote to keep our government's feet to the fire rather than placing our entire destiny in the hands of a narcissist!

    • @lumenader
      @lumenader Місяць тому

      Fascism is joe Biden , take your guns tax your people big government . Dope

    • @Ratatatdat
      @Ratatatdat Місяць тому

      Yea but the left just loves fascism!

    • @httr94
      @httr94 Місяць тому

      Hilarious that you truly think Trumpers are fascists. Leftists are the biggest fascists today.

  • @alanmorris7669
    @alanmorris7669 Місяць тому +233

    First, Trump tried to sell us steaks, then he tried to sell us a school, next he tried selling us sneakers, now he's trying to sell us the scriptures. LMAO!

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity Місяць тому +12

      Don’t forget the IPO DJT Truth Social! Lmao 😂😂😂 The Art of the Con.

    • @seanwalker6052
      @seanwalker6052 Місяць тому +3

      Don't forget the steaks

    • @leogrogan1923
      @leogrogan1923 Місяць тому +4

      @@EddemnityThe art of the con? My, my, aren’t we original. Perhaps YOU should work for SNL with that wit(less).

    • @vaderthekittenchannel1979
      @vaderthekittenchannel1979 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @leogrogan1923
      @leogrogan1923 Місяць тому +1

      @@vaderthekittenchannel1979 Obviously, you are amused easily.

  • @bobbyblair1084
    @bobbyblair1084 Місяць тому +19

    I Cannot go pass this without watching it again, and again I get a big laugh out of it..

  • @johndoe-ep7qk
    @johndoe-ep7qk Місяць тому +1044

    "hallowed be be be....bing bing bong...trespass....daily BREAD!..." brilliant

    • @texassunshine6934
      @texassunshine6934 Місяць тому +61

      …and please lead us into temptation…and pay our automobiles 😂

    • @WyvernYT
      @WyvernYT Місяць тому +21

      "Trespass daily, bread..."

    • @marlabrown8022
      @marlabrown8022 Місяць тому +7

      Tremendous! 😂

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx Місяць тому

      Automo-bills@@texassunshine6934

    • @gelmann2
      @gelmann2 Місяць тому

      Wow, Crazy world we live in. The Democrat's and Biden Administration want to make Easter about recognizing Transgenders AND they are attacking Donald Trump for making a video where he says: You need the Bible for your Heart and for your Soul" "All Americans need a Bible in their home" "We must protect content that is Pro God" and Trump said: "We must not let the Media or the Left Wing Groups to Silence, Censor or Discriminate against us" Also the Bible he is endorsing includes the Constitution and the Bill of Rights ! Trump takes no profits from sale of the Bible - it goes to Lee Greenwood.

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Місяць тому +2654

    James' Trump impression never gets old, He really nails the cadence

    • @shydreamguyman4098
      @shydreamguyman4098 Місяць тому +122

      Want Alec Baldwin to come back and do Trump though mainly because it makes Donald so angry .

    • @tiffanyanderson9437
      @tiffanyanderson9437 Місяць тому +36

      And every now and again, his eyes say “Do you believe this guy?!?” Priceless.

    • @knjn5696
      @knjn5696 Місяць тому +42

      Just hand him an award already! He is so good

    • @YUMLiberalTears
      @YUMLiberalTears Місяць тому +2

      You should take a basic English class.

    • @collina5673
      @collina5673 Місяць тому +15

      Gillis does a better job imo

  • @GTOGregory
    @GTOGregory Місяць тому +22

    I'm waiting for the abridged gold letter version with Trump's comments in the margins. 🤣

  • @outdoorasmr
    @outdoorasmr Місяць тому +7

    They way they made his sleeves loose around his hands to make them look tiny 😂🤣 lol!!

  • @SayYoJ
    @SayYoJ Місяць тому +4832

    "as you know, I love Bible"
    "I'm not doing this for the money, I'm doing this for the glory of God and for pandering and mostly for money"
    The accuracy is frightening 😩

    • @wolvesetc
      @wolvesetc Місяць тому +94

      That line was so spot on

    • @diegojines-us9pc
      @diegojines-us9pc Місяць тому +99

      this orange jesus is trying to MAKE 20 pieces of silver.

    • @boomupengineering
      @boomupengineering Місяць тому

      The democrats have cornered the market on pandering. Sorry.

    • @sirreadsalot786
      @sirreadsalot786 Місяць тому +85

      The weird thing is that Trump does it all the time. He tells a lie and the truth in the same sentence.

    • @trevorcarey3997
      @trevorcarey3997 Місяць тому +1

      Now he’s selling a bible for $60 during holy week, and the proceeds may go toward covering his legal fees for paying off an adult film star that he cheated behind the wife, some christian value, Sad

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 Місяць тому +1137

    I love how JAJ said, " my favorite part is the end'' on his bible rant. Thats the book of revelations seems fitting.

    • @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals
      @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals Місяць тому

      But when asked, the real Traitor tRump said he didn't have a favorite verse or favorite part of his"favorite book" and that he liked the Old and New Testament equally. 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy Місяць тому +27

      That was my favorite part of the skit

    • @MarsCapone
      @MarsCapone Місяць тому

      MAGA=Mark of the Beast “sealed upon their foreheads” or whatever

    • @andrewcash7156
      @andrewcash7156 Місяць тому +50

      Republicans do want to hurry up and fulfill those "prophecies."

    • @ricky.alonso
      @ricky.alonso Місяць тому

      @@andrewcash7156 because they are dangerously deluded. They're SICK.

  • @mushdogful
    @mushdogful Місяць тому +24

    How can something he's never read be his favorite book?

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue Місяць тому +3

      If it makes him more money than any other book.

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity Місяць тому +3

      He hasn’t read A book since the third grade. 😂😂😂

  • @niecejohns1027
    @niecejohns1027 Місяць тому +27

    James Austin Johnson just set his place in history.

  • @KCMasterpiece0527
    @KCMasterpiece0527 Місяць тому +647

    God, he really has the voice down pat.
    The “bing, bing, bing” part has me dying

    • @DancerGirl-24
      @DancerGirl-24 Місяць тому +4

      If you think he has the voice down, you'll reall love J L Cauvin - look him up.

    • @ThereIsNeverEnough
      @ThereIsNeverEnough Місяць тому +7

      It amazes me that when he tilts his head back and squints, he looks EXACTLY like trump...
      (also, 110 likes deserves a comment... bing bing, bong)

    • @kingsnakebjj2151
      @kingsnakebjj2151 Місяць тому +2

      That one literally dropped me to my knees. I wasn't READY!!!

    • @ThereIsNeverEnough
      @ThereIsNeverEnough Місяць тому

      @@kingsnakebjj2151 HE WADENT REDDY!

    • @ThereIsNeverEnough
      @ThereIsNeverEnough Місяць тому

      this bliss

  • @dan_hitchman007
    @dan_hitchman007 Місяць тому +449

    The first 10 callers in the next 5 minutes also receive a set of Trump steak knives and a subpoena!

    • @glenngrossman7354
      @glenngrossman7354 Місяць тому +15

      Shipping and handling are separate.

    • @babesimmons4017
      @babesimmons4017 Місяць тому +6

      Funny!😅😂

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 Місяць тому +14

      And lawyers get disbarred at no extra cost!!!

    • @user-pg9yj4be6x
      @user-pg9yj4be6x Місяць тому +7

      I called but they were out of Knifes so I took the AR

    • @robertbeining141
      @robertbeining141 Місяць тому +6

      @dam_hitchman007 LMFAO!!! No doubt!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @itsthepens
    @itsthepens Місяць тому +6

    ‘Made from 100% Bible’ made me spit Diet Coke all over myself 😂😂😂

  • @jessehoffman5302
    @jessehoffman5302 Місяць тому +22

    that guy has his inflection down so perfectly. very impressive.

  • @bookgirlny8511
    @bookgirlny8511 Місяць тому +569

    “Made from a 100% Bible” 😂

    • @shellie5617
      @shellie5617 Місяць тому +18

      Sold for $6.66

    • @robbycarson4999
      @robbycarson4999 Місяць тому

      No trees were hurt in the making of this Bible. It is made from 100% recycled Bibles!!

    • @nicholasmaude6906
      @nicholasmaude6906 Місяць тому +7

      @@shellie5617 More like $66.6😉😁.

    • @tictaccandy9217
      @tictaccandy9217 Місяць тому +2

      Yet it's still missing two books 😂

    • @Buttercup84
      @Buttercup84 Місяць тому

      His favorite number

  • @p.montserratsa
    @p.montserratsa Місяць тому +330

    1:38 "I´m selling Bibles! Look at this beautiful Bible, made from a 100% Bible" that's actually peak comedy

    • @Flyinglotus25
      @Flyinglotus25 Місяць тому +4

      If that is peak comedy to you then holy shit you live under a rock.

    • @practicalwerewolf
      @practicalwerewolf Місяць тому +3

      Comedy, like all forms of entertainment, is entirely subjective. Arguing about what's funny or not is like arguing about your favorite color 😂

    • @scotmandel6699
      @scotmandel6699 Місяць тому

      Not really pretty lame actually and I'm a huge DJT fan who was just hoping it would be funny but it wasn't close to being so.

    • @syyner1748
      @syyner1748 Місяць тому

      @@jds3068 You're crying pretty hard there buddy. You ok??

    • @syyner1748
      @syyner1748 Місяць тому

      @@Flyinglotus25 wtf do you care?? Are you a butthurt trumper?

  • @briengakaplan-b1550
    @briengakaplan-b1550 Місяць тому +12

    I think everybody missed him and Moses in the baskets were like Mario Kart 😂😂😂

  • @mr.ceoofdecision
    @mr.ceoofdecision Місяць тому +13

    James is so good, this was a hilarious sketch😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bjy001
    @Bjy001 Місяць тому +858

    OMG the neck! Props to the makeup department. lol.

    • @abb0tt
      @abb0tt Місяць тому +54

      They should add the bronzer in a horribly applied fashion.

    • @roundtwo3321
      @roundtwo3321 Місяць тому +9

      @@abb0tt with the gold highlights that he's now wearing.

    • @TahTwinkletoes
      @TahTwinkletoes Місяць тому +37

      They definitely got the turkey neck fold spot on! 🎯 😂

    • @RuleofFive
      @RuleofFive Місяць тому

      Yes they nailed the Trump neckgina.

    • @kwamebrown5701
      @kwamebrown5701 Місяць тому

      His neck should be featured on porn hub

  • @lisa0795
    @lisa0795 Місяць тому +614

    He’s so good at doing Trump. “I love bible, it’s my favourite book” 😂😂😂

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Місяць тому +27

      Right behind his other favorite book Mein Kampf.

    • @jakeholmannf
      @jakeholmannf Місяць тому +10

      ​@@Lonewolfmike Heh, thought he could've included a line about keeping both on his bedside table when I heard that line!

    • @MikeJ2023
      @MikeJ2023 Місяць тому +8

      Inaccurate depiction he let those women leave and didn’t grab them by the 🐱.

    • @lisa0795
      @lisa0795 Місяць тому +1

      @@MikeJ2023 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Місяць тому

      @@MikeJ2023 Donnie is a serial serial sexual predator and that has been known for decades. There are so many different women who have said Donnie sexually assaulted them it isn't funny. On top of that he was a really good friend of Epstien and there are many, many pictures to prove it.

  • @ajf5823
    @ajf5823 Місяць тому +30

    Totally nailed Trump!

  • @JennHolt
    @JennHolt Місяць тому +7

    This was perfect. Like a perfect phone call.

  • @JonesJr876
    @JonesJr876 Місяць тому +239

    This was so good. Every sentence had something. No fluff, all purpose and on point.

    • @sonneversets3530
      @sonneversets3530 Місяць тому

      Nothing compared to God’s Holy Word.
      And His Promises.
      That Sucker Punch winding up promises to be a real _doozy._
      The targets won’t be laughing then.
      But God sure will be. ;)
      Good luck w/it. 😁

  • @JSythe
    @JSythe Місяць тому +396

    Reeboks are fast, Nikes are faster, trump sneakers are the fasicsts!

    • @shannonbennett5692
      @shannonbennett5692 Місяць тому

      You say that as you tax the poor to death, take away guns from law abiding citizens, want to jail people for speech, take away jobs based on flu shot status yeah were totally the fascists.

    • @andreasboesch9922
      @andreasboesch9922 Місяць тому +23

      Good one!

    • @thenightporter
      @thenightporter Місяць тому +8

      I am using that

    • @bobbywason9572
      @bobbywason9572 Місяць тому +4

      I like this one.
      Thanks!
      Bob The Builder👷

    • @ShinyBurrito
      @ShinyBurrito Місяць тому +2

      Everything is "fascist" to you 🤣

  • @MyEconomics101
    @MyEconomics101 Місяць тому +23

    Not orange enough.
    Not fat enough.

    • @gerrybailey447
      @gerrybailey447 Місяць тому +1

      But you can't fault the message, as he likes to say, that's the whole deal.

    • @pwd1134
      @pwd1134 21 день тому

      Doesn't sniff kids though

  • @dwrbrtsn
    @dwrbrtsn Місяць тому +8

    I've watched SNL since the beginning and I would have to say that it's one of the best openings ever.

    • @ShinyBurrito
      @ShinyBurrito Місяць тому

      Sydney Sweeney's chest was better. Her hooters skit was better than this SNL dumpster fire episode too.

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity Місяць тому

      Gumby

  • @scottgodkins2017
    @scottgodkins2017 Місяць тому +258

    Omgggggg. The addition of the bing-bing-bong was perfect. 🤣

    • @TheThemacgurl
      @TheThemacgurl Місяць тому

      Wow, Crazy world we live in. The Democrat's and Biden Administration want to make Easter about recognizing Transgenders AND they are attacking Donald Trump for making a video where he says: You need the Bible for your Heart and for your Soul" "All Americans need a Bible in their home" "We must protect content that is Pro God" and Trump said: "We must not let the Media or the Left Wing Groups to Silence, Censor or Discriminate against us" Also the Bible he is endorsing includes the Constitution and the Bill of Rights ! Trump takes no profits from sale of the Bible - it goes to Lee Greenwood.

  • @gabrieldodds9081
    @gabrieldodds9081 Місяць тому +731

    "If you have a daughter, or a son that's taking dance classes"
    "In the name of the father, the son, and the easter bunny"
    😂😂😂

    • @drkprnc87
      @drkprnc87 Місяць тому +27

      bing bing bing, bong bong

    • @brady8257
      @brady8257 Місяць тому +5

      Don’t mention anything Easter related on trans visibility day!!

    • @rpowarz
      @rpowarz Місяць тому +18

      ​@brady8257 Calm down cowboy.
      It's leap year and the next time Easter falls on March 31st is 2086.
      You'll be just fine sweety.

    • @sexydictator3241
      @sexydictator3241 Місяць тому

      ​@@brady8257I mean, next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday. 😂

    • @brady8257
      @brady8257 Місяць тому

      @@rpowarz If pollsters could find the invisible trans voters it would help Biden’s numbers.

  • @ChillyWillyJr
    @ChillyWillyJr Місяць тому +20

    Trump reads the Bible about as much as I read instructions from IKEA! 😂😂

    • @scottrosenthal3437
      @scottrosenthal3437 Місяць тому +1

      I wasn't aware he could read. I haven't put anything together from IKEA recently but I thought it was all pictures! Even that's probably too deep for Dumpf.

  • @tomsampson8084
    @tomsampson8084 Місяць тому +8

    A bunch of things Trump has never read understood or cared about. The bible, the constitution, or reality. He is the best con man that has ever lived.

  • @suzannefarrington4143
    @suzannefarrington4143 Місяць тому +161

    JAJ does a great shift from phrase to phrase-those quick inhalations, varied speeds, growling to the higher pitch. Wow! Such talent.

  • @da3855
    @da3855 Місяць тому +1046

    I’m so happy SNL decided to spoof the Trump Bible infomercial 😂

    • @heatherstarling1653
      @heatherstarling1653 Місяць тому +20

      I knew three days ago. And it did not disappoint 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆

    • @ryanjohnson3615
      @ryanjohnson3615 Місяць тому +22

      I think I laughed harder at the original but not in a good way.

    • @impala359
      @impala359 Місяць тому +11

      It was on my bingo card after I saw the original

    • @YUMLiberalTears
      @YUMLiberalTears Місяць тому +7

      Imagine needing something so bitter and unfunny to make your life happier. Kind of embarrassing...

    • @user-vo2cw5yu9w
      @user-vo2cw5yu9w Місяць тому +51

      @@YUMLiberalTears LOL your tears are delicious.

  • @mpaloutz
    @mpaloutz Місяць тому +3

    The spot on description of a mission trip...😂

  • @cattheminion
    @cattheminion Місяць тому +6

    I wasn't prepared for Hello Kitty 😄

  • @bigbagoforanges
    @bigbagoforanges Місяць тому +103

    "The other side does Hello, Kitty, if you have a daughter or perhaps a son who takes dance classes." Hilarious.

    • @firsttimeblogbyrana4821
      @firsttimeblogbyrana4821 Місяць тому

      ajkerkhobor2024.blogspot.com

    • @timscott84
      @timscott84 Місяць тому +4

      And they said you couldn't have jokes like that these days. See it's funny without being offensive but just silly.

  • @EriqKoontz
    @EriqKoontz Місяць тому +450

    I mean, the skit WROTE ITSELF!!
    As Stephen Colbert says, if Trump leaves politics, late-night comedians will have to actually start working hard. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @yesm2302
      @yesm2302 Місяць тому +7

      He should speak for himself 😂

    • @EarlHayward
      @EarlHayward Місяць тому +3

      Said the man that supports an administration that says on Easter there shall be no religious symbols on the Easter eggs! It doesn’t matter which side, they are both tragicomedies!

    • @yesm2302
      @yesm2302 Місяць тому +6

      @@EarlHayward So said the man who still considers himself a late night comedian.. (as opposed to a political hack)

    • @tomorrowedwards8374
      @tomorrowedwards8374 Місяць тому

      High 5!

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity Місяць тому

      The News Networks too😂😂😂

  • @douglasthomecavarzan9677
    @douglasthomecavarzan9677 Місяць тому +7

    damn... his impression is tight

  • @rgrif777
    @rgrif777 Місяць тому +9

    I didn't know SNL had the real Trump on for Easter.

  • @paulcooper8818
    @paulcooper8818 Місяць тому +209

    "Includes the Constitution and Pledge Of Allegiance and I don't know maybe Miranda Rights." --- so funny

    • @neuvocastezero1838
      @neuvocastezero1838 Місяць тому +3

      Until it's not.

    • @johnclark6424
      @johnclark6424 Місяць тому +7

      Miranda Rights is perfect

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue Місяць тому

      A nice play on the fact that the bill of rights has been mentioned as being in it separate from the fact that the constitution is in it.

  • @steelblade1
    @steelblade1 Місяць тому +536

    Did anyone else notice the unicorns loading on the ark?

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx Місяць тому +51

      Oh yeah, I did. The graphics department was having some fun 😂

    • @graceperez5620
      @graceperez5620 Місяць тому +7

      Yes😂😂

    • @stevepeterson5943
      @stevepeterson5943 Місяць тому +23

      That's the only reason they survived!

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 Місяць тому +15

      The Bible actually does mention unicorns, which means that they would therefore have to have been on the Ark. This is actually a thing in apologetic circles.

    • @majorneptunejr
      @majorneptunejr Місяць тому +18

      @@lnsflare1 But no mention of dinosaurs. Because they did not know they had existed. Yet somehow they knew how heaven earth was formed .

  • @mightyjohn1854
    @mightyjohn1854 Місяць тому +4

    This guy really nails the voice!

  • @TheThinkInstitute
    @TheThinkInstitute Місяць тому +7

    Easter is not the celebration of the "rebirth of Christ" (???) but rather His resurrection from the dead. That might seem like a small detail, but it has huge implications, and it would have been really easy to get right. We've been talking about it for literally 2K years.

    • @danielbecerra669
      @danielbecerra669 Місяць тому +1

      & the way they use tht sacred moment in time to make fun of sumebody whos far better off than our current Real joke of a president..😅😅

  • @ELWest1000
    @ELWest1000 Місяць тому +97

    That "bing bong bing" prayer thing killed me 🤣

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Місяць тому +2225

    Only Trump could get away with selling off brand sneakers and bibles, This man is shameless

    • @victorybeginsinthegarden
      @victorybeginsinthegarden Місяць тому +217

      Don't forget steaks, water, vodka and fake schools

    • @cardinalRG
      @cardinalRG Місяць тому +141

      @@victorybeginsinthegarden -- And selling himself as a "stable genius".

    • @Bogg8oo
      @Bogg8oo Місяць тому +135

      Watch out, if you try to hold him accountable you’ll be labeled a leftist

    • @victorybeginsinthegarden
      @victorybeginsinthegarden Місяць тому +12

      @@cardinalRG true

    • @JamesJones-mm2nm
      @JamesJones-mm2nm Місяць тому +25

      Don’t worry he won’t get away with it!

  • @beckyfordsullivan6877
    @beckyfordsullivan6877 Місяць тому +4

    Not enough orange make up

  • @rashidasnead865
    @rashidasnead865 Місяць тому +7

    SNL NEVER DISAPPOINTS… lol

    • @TheJ1961
      @TheJ1961 23 дні тому

      All the time..they lost allot of viewers.

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 Місяць тому +633

    When you can literally violate every commandment and still sell Bibles.

    • @YUMLiberalTears
      @YUMLiberalTears Місяць тому +7

      Which ones did he violate? Cite them with examples, thanks.

    • @maddenlegend922
      @maddenlegend922 Місяць тому +16

      To Trump, his commandment is the only thing he needs.

    • @maddenlegend922
      @maddenlegend922 Місяць тому

      ​@@YUMLiberalTearsOne the USA Bible is taking God's name in vain. It also (in a way) worships other things than God by putting the Constitution and other American documents before God. Plus its hypocritical to embody seperation of church and state yet your violating it with this heretical junk. Its not an outrage to just Christians, but also other religions too.

    • @sirreadsalot786
      @sirreadsalot786 Місяць тому

      @@YUMLiberalTearsThou shalt not commit adultery,as in Stormy Daniels

    • @Power_to_the_people567
      @Power_to_the_people567 Місяць тому

      @@YUMLiberalTears
      I can name a few lol
      1. You shall not commit adultery.
      He did this when he got in bed with a porn star while he already had a woman who barely just gave birth to his kid
      2. You shall not steal
      He did this as proven in court when he was hold liable for fraud and literally had to pay over $500 million although it got reduced. Same when he scammed people with “Trump university” lol
      3. You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.
      He does this one very often when he name calls anyone who disagrees with him and he lies about them in social media.
      Denying these is at this point nonsensical

  • @runrafarunthebestintheworld
    @runrafarunthebestintheworld Місяць тому +60

    "and we will be looking at that very strongly." 😅😅😅

  •  Місяць тому +7

    Hey buddy you forgot the raccoons has me dying laughing.

  • @Flowerprincess323
    @Flowerprincess323 Місяць тому +21

    Makeup and neck folds fabulous! Would be great if they put red blisters on his hands while holding the Bible! Lol

  • @theowl3756
    @theowl3756 Місяць тому +487

    Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

    • @thenightporter
      @thenightporter Місяць тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @RS-tz2zn
      @RS-tz2zn Місяць тому +6

      You would think Trump was President right now with all the focus he is getting. I’m old enough to remember when SNL made fun of current presidents and didn’t care about politics

    • @danh5368
      @danh5368 Місяць тому +23

      @@RS-tz2znI found the triggered trumpet 😂

    • @Redandranger
      @Redandranger Місяць тому

      @@RS-tz2zn I'm old enough to remember when people like Trump would be dead or in jail and certainly not garnering any political support except from his mother. SNL also made fun of presidential candidates not just the sitting POTUS. The GOP needs to stop behaving like a reality TV show and put forward some non-whackjobs. Did they not learn from Sarah Palin?

    • @lewid019
      @lewid019 Місяць тому +9

      ​@@RS-tz2znyeah..youre lying. Unless you're 8 😂

  • @BurroGirl
    @BurroGirl Місяць тому +240

    This guy is really good with all of trump's facial expressions and body language. Love it.

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 Місяць тому

      They even did the old lady vag. on his neck.

    • @jaengen
      @jaengen Місяць тому +8

      He would look even more like Trump if he gained 100 pounds.

    • @serendipityshopnyc
      @serendipityshopnyc Місяць тому +4

      He's got the sniffs down perfectly!

    • @Foxfire-cv5yp
      @Foxfire-cv5yp Місяць тому +2

      Plenty of vids on yt with his Trump shtick before he was hired for snl.
      His voice has been better in prior skits and vids, but still spot on mannerisms

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky Місяць тому +3

      Except he’s too intelligent, fast and animated. Slow down to half speed, restrict motion like you’re 77 with arthritis and you have the real deal. It’s too ugly to mock, sad, really.

  • @RAMelloh-ij5sl
    @RAMelloh-ij5sl Місяць тому +5

    The Devil selling Bibles, comedy gold.

  • @ysaismartinez7618
    @ysaismartinez7618 Місяць тому +2

    This guy plays a great Donald. The way he goes all over the place from one unrelated topic to the next is so funny.

    • @tyst5927
      @tyst5927 26 днів тому

      His voice impression though is not top tier.

  • @ellierose2661
    @ellierose2661 Місяць тому +188

    Hands down the best Trump voice impersonation I've ever heard. Totally nailed it! Brilliant

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 Місяць тому

      His voice isn't a close as Alec Baldwinsville impression but he nails the cadence changes and the lapse pauses way better

  • @noUGames
    @noUGames Місяць тому +179

    "Or if you have a son taking dance classes" 😂😂😂

  • @BTBEV3469
    @BTBEV3469 Місяць тому +9

    "The other side does Hello Kitty, if you have a daughter or a son taking dance classes."
    OMG LOL!!!

  • @sandraredmond7911
    @sandraredmond7911 Місяць тому +4

    His version of the former one is so spot on!

  • @davidputterman2719
    @davidputterman2719 Місяць тому +106

    James Austin Johnson is priceless. This is the second year I watched the Easter cold opening with him and couldn't stop laughing. Funny as hell.

    • @sarahchavez3431
      @sarahchavez3431 Місяць тому +2

      I watched it several times last year🤣 who knew it could get even better

    • @davidputterman2719
      @davidputterman2719 Місяць тому

      Those were some of SNL's best skits ever!@@sarahchavez3431

  • @kristinnelson-patel442
    @kristinnelson-patel442 Місяць тому +57

    The makeup work on the neck folds😂😂😂

  • @user-vt3zq1vc7s
    @user-vt3zq1vc7s Місяць тому +3

    The Bible and the Constitution, two things he's never read

  • @alinapiftor8985
    @alinapiftor8985 26 днів тому

    From the standpoint of not liking fruit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Genius, I tell you! This was a blast. Thanks, SNL!

  • @turkeyman86
    @turkeyman86 Місяць тому +157

    He should win an award for this impersonation!! Absolutely magnificent!!!!

    • @gerardodwyer5908
      @gerardodwyer5908 Місяць тому +1

      It's a crap impression. He neither sounds like Trump, or looks like Trump.

    • @Alphacentauri819
      @Alphacentauri819 Місяць тому +11

      @@gerardodwyer5908
      Is it because you’re a trump supporter? Or?
      I’m interested in what is blocking you from seeing the connection.

    • @christinap-c
      @christinap-c Місяць тому +6

      @@Alphacentauri819Seriously! JAJ is SPOT ON 😂

    • @MrVenom973
      @MrVenom973 Місяць тому

      Nah he's ok,Baldwin was way better

    • @RiggyRiggertons
      @RiggyRiggertons Місяць тому

      They should bring Shane Gillis in whenever they need a Trump. Get him the Trump shoes.

  • @jazthejourney
    @jazthejourney Місяць тому +102

    The sad part is how close this is to what actually is happening 😂😂😂

    • @jazthejourney
      @jazthejourney Місяць тому +1

      We will be looking in to the 4th Destiny's Child very strongly 😂😂😂

    • @ricknkelly1
      @ricknkelly1 Місяць тому

      Tha sad part is you’re stupid enough to believe that.

  • @kirbysnortfarts9819
    @kirbysnortfarts9819 Місяць тому +4

    A great companion book to the Bible is, "BIBLE STORIES MOTHER NEVER TOLD ME" by C.L. Putnam. These are the stories they will NOT tell you in church!!!

  • @tamyrajones9566
    @tamyrajones9566 Місяць тому +1

    The way I almost peed on myself from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @a.r.npotential150
    @a.r.npotential150 Місяць тому +32

    Well done,
    “Very good at saying no to the snake… not liking fruit” 🤦 I lost it on that one

    • @tammylewis2408
      @tammylewis2408 Місяць тому

      He's grabbed too many fruits and must pay EJ Carroll and Stormy Daniels. He IS the snake.

    • @vickien2389
      @vickien2389 Місяць тому

      RIGHT!!! LMAO!!!

  • @jgrey8959
    @jgrey8959 Місяць тому +230

    Notably more coherent than the actual guy.

    • @eflorio4143
      @eflorio4143 Місяць тому +1

      u mean JOE BIDEN

    • @tonystevenson26
      @tonystevenson26 Місяць тому

      And 100 times more coherent than brain dead Biden

    • @vidmasterK1
      @vidmasterK1 Місяць тому +21

      ​@eflorio4143 jeez Trump supporters really cannot spell, after all.

    • @tuckernaughton
      @tuckernaughton Місяць тому

      @eflorio4143 that's President Biden to you, rube.

    • @dengenturpin5417
      @dengenturpin5417 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@vidmasterK1well it is a fact that Joe Biden is incoherent a lot. Trumpists unable to spell, well that's more of your opinion. See the difference?

  • @sarahreynolds585
    @sarahreynolds585 Місяць тому +1

    "please lead us into temptation" 😂

  • @CB-ee9ic
    @CB-ee9ic Місяць тому +2

    God, he’s so good at this! 😂 I needed something to laugh about, so thank you so much! 🙏🏻✝️🐇

    • @jeannes.356
      @jeannes.356 Місяць тому

      Check out the snl skit, “the day you were born.” That might make you laugh too! :)

  • @figmo397
    @figmo397 Місяць тому +102

    James Austin Johnson has clearly put a lot of work into his Trump imitation. This was pretty funny, but I laughed really hard when he got to the "bing bong bing" in the prayer.

  • @vc5243
    @vc5243 Місяць тому +387

    This guy really deserves an Oscar for all his Trump performances. He's a genius.

    • @gheller2261
      @gheller2261 Місяць тому +25

      Emmy.

    • @ursulawanza8674
      @ursulawanza8674 Місяць тому +18

      He sounds just like trump.

    • @BTBEV3469
      @BTBEV3469 Місяць тому +8

      Emmy's for TV, Oscars for Film...

    • @theoriginalCoCoSmith
      @theoriginalCoCoSmith Місяць тому +9

      Alec Baldwin was really really funny to bad he is going through his own legal situation

    • @PhilipX2030
      @PhilipX2030 Місяць тому

      Is he similar to Tina Faye with Sarah Palin?

  • @swillwill6434
    @swillwill6434 Місяць тому +1

    That was freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-pu3lm7nt2w
    @user-pu3lm7nt2w Місяць тому +3

    Oh yes and the best part is somewhere in 2 Corinthians

  • @outlawbillionairez9780
    @outlawbillionairez9780 Місяць тому +245

    "In the Bing, Bing, Bong, there were wise men, big, muscles and tears streaming down their faces, and they said, Sir, you have the best brain, Sir!"

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Місяць тому +3

      You might want to start getting used to it

    • @SixteenTonesStudio
      @SixteenTonesStudio Місяць тому +8

      well, you're very good at coming up with apt usernames 😂

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 Місяць тому

      ​@@Conservadouche93 because it's going to be mandatory to idolize the Orange wannabe dictator Jesus. Praise the Dotard or be jailed.

    • @into.the.wood.chipper.
      @into.the.wood.chipper. Місяць тому +8

      ​@@Conservadouche93Imagine wanting to get used to that.

  • @reneelyndamartinez1362
    @reneelyndamartinez1362 Місяць тому +127

    The Cold Open did not disappoint 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @gerardodwyer5908
      @gerardodwyer5908 Місяць тому +2

      It was crap.

    • @YUMLiberalTears
      @YUMLiberalTears Місяць тому

      You take shaky cellphone videos of your neighbors while insulting their perceived mental illnesses. You're obviously not well in the head.

    • @diagorasofmel0s
      @diagorasofmel0s Місяць тому

      fuck trump but are neoliberals actually this unfunny?

    • @mr.mikemach1183
      @mr.mikemach1183 Місяць тому

      Only special needs liberals would find this remotely funny.

    • @Solitude47152
      @Solitude47152 Місяць тому +1

      President Trump is back to save USA 🇺🇸

  • @user-pu3lm7nt2w
    @user-pu3lm7nt2w Місяць тому +3

    Also made in China from 100 percent Bible.

  • @gmhefner1
    @gmhefner1 Місяць тому +3

    james austin johnson is one of my favorites on SNL!!

  • @spornge
    @spornge Місяць тому +129

    It is so nice for Trump to make writing so easy for SNL< the Sneakers ad was gold.

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 Місяць тому +15

      It writes itself. The difficulty is distinguishing it as a parody.

    • @LateNightwithStudBuyers
      @LateNightwithStudBuyers Місяць тому +5

      what makes it work is the same reason why the Onion doesn't do much these days: reality is so absurd that merely quoting and repeating current events is now our satire. wish we were in the parks n rec 2017 future...

    • @shannonbennett5692
      @shannonbennett5692 Місяць тому

      Yeah he sold a product that's the difference between conservative and leftist. We make and sell, you take and steal. The false moral outrage about a religion that leftists openly hate is so...typical.

    • @TheJ1961
      @TheJ1961 23 дні тому

      Cause Biden is so good..😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @inicioentertainment3226
    @inicioentertainment3226 Місяць тому +140

    His Trump is THE BEST!!! He is so accurate in the changes in sound and making the schmorgesbord of idiocy coming from his mouth sound completely natural and in-rehearsed. What an actor! Bravo my man!!!

    • @BTBEV3469
      @BTBEV3469 Місяць тому +9

      He even nails the parts where Trump, always the victim, raises his pitch and quietly says, "That's all right..." It's unbelievably accurate.

    • @Avenger_X91
      @Avenger_X91 Місяць тому +2

      For me it's Shane Gillis, but yeah this dude is a close 2nd.

    • @hickoryhippie
      @hickoryhippie Місяць тому

      @@Avenger_X91 This dude is number one. What makes JAJ number one is the fact that he not only has the voice down, but he has the mannerisms. The tiny idiosyncrasies that Shane would never nail (not that he's incapable, but he's just a lazy dawg - which i say with the utmost love).

    • @Avenger_X91
      @Avenger_X91 Місяць тому

      @hickoryhippie idk, im sticking with Shane, especially with the gig where he said how Trump would be the funniest president to get killed (dark i know), it was so spot on how i imagine it would actually go. But im not gonna degrade JAJs impression either, his is absolutely great!

  • @overthehilllady
    @overthehilllady Місяць тому +3

    Fantastic monologue and DELIVERY !!!

  • @irenecoleman
    @irenecoleman Місяць тому +2

    This is so very funny - and Trumpy