[Spoilers] Golden Wind - The Fates of All La Squadra Members

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  • @Omeg4307
    @Omeg4307 5 років тому +20572

    9:11

    • @Subscribersnodignity
      @Subscribersnodignity 5 років тому +451

      DeMoN Lama TV that hurts

    • @kaleke8335
      @kaleke8335 5 років тому +838

      MAXIMILIANSCLONE nr.69 bro you named yourself after a UA-camr and took their picture, you aren’t that much better

    • @craiginatorjones8357
      @craiginatorjones8357 5 років тому +377

      @@kaleke8335 And Maximillianmus is a fortnite youtuber

    • @raffif.h2790
      @raffif.h2790 5 років тому +613

      I rate that arrivederci 9/11

    • @datboi2886
      @datboi2886 5 років тому +11

      Craiginator Jones nah originally he was an OW UA-camr

  • @polariz5780
    @polariz5780 5 років тому +12830

    Risotto: **carefully explaining about people with multiple personalities**
    Doppio: 𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑯𝑯𝑯𝑯

    • @koffinglolface1000
      @koffinglolface1000 5 років тому +547

      Doppio: *Scream in agony*

    • @sumdud2129
      @sumdud2129 4 роки тому +52

      How do you get that font?

    • @NateTheTailor
      @NateTheTailor 4 роки тому +144

      Also is the orange stuff coming out of doppio rust or blood

    • @dripexe6012
      @dripexe6012 4 роки тому +218

      Nathaniel Taylor Blood, it just lost a lot of iron so that’s why it looks orangish

    • @NateTheTailor
      @NateTheTailor 4 роки тому +59

      @@dripexe6012 imagine if he just shoved oranges in in his skin 🍊

  • @PanD0rA_
    @PanD0rA_ 4 роки тому +7904

    I like the fact that Bruno’s gang killed the traitors just to become traitors like them.

    • @bencealbert4779
      @bencealbert4779 4 роки тому +746

      La squadra had different goals

    • @2643-w8i
      @2643-w8i 4 роки тому +953

      Bence Albert
      True, but if they had betrayed the boss earlier they could’ve actually worked together

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 4 роки тому +529

      the thing is la squadra likely had completely different ideals and ways they wanted to run the gang compared to gionio

    • @nikiardo
      @nikiardo 4 роки тому +703

      @@NeostormXLMAX If I remember correctly they felt like the boss and the rest of Passione did not treat them with respect even when they did most of the dirty assasination work. Diavolo paid them a really small amount compared to what he was keeping and he even refused to give them their own territory so that's why they decided to overthrow him.

    • @2643-w8i
      @2643-w8i 4 роки тому +191

      Murch and Dice
      Wtf are you doing here If you’re still on part 1?!?!?

  • @sam2021
    @sam2021 5 років тому +3332

    Purple Haze out here sounding like an angry enderman.

    • @trollboard8759
      @trollboard8759 5 років тому +125

      *angery purple enderhaze noises*

    • @souldanny.
      @souldanny. 5 років тому +57

      He basically is one

    • @stickytoes9230
      @stickytoes9230 4 роки тому +2

      I JUST CHOKED ON MY CHOCOLATE MILK THANKYOU 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @UseTheScience
      @UseTheScience 4 роки тому +5

      HERES SOME CHOCCY MILK
      BECAUSE YOURE EPIC

    • @rosalie2948
      @rosalie2948 4 роки тому +10

      if purple haze is an enderman then 2 things.
      1. enderman are fucking scary
      2. I'll never be able to see an enderman the same way again

  • @htetaung7744
    @htetaung7744 3 роки тому +778

    Part 3,4 minor villains:RETIRED!
    part 5 : FATALITY!

    • @bigginger244
      @bigginger244 3 роки тому +55

      Part 5 was much more cut throat than the other parts

    • @pietrogenovese3076
      @pietrogenovese3076 3 роки тому +84

      And that's how mafia works

    • @ahmadreiza2827
      @ahmadreiza2827 3 роки тому +19

      @@pietrogenovese3076 and thats why by far out of 1-5 part of the anime series part 5 is my favorite

    • @Sinx-Ce
      @Sinx-Ce 6 місяців тому +14

      Part 6: I'm not even a villian and I'm dead😭😭😭😭

  • @keeshinlim7242
    @keeshinlim7242 5 років тому +3395

    Risotto: this had been confirmed in 16th century germany!
    Stroheim: GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE FINEST

  • @xxdenkenxx
    @xxdenkenxx 5 років тому +3615

    Rest In Peace, La Squadra, and welcome to the true man's world

    • @dislikebotton7360
      @dislikebotton7360 5 років тому +119

      Would have love to see them in steel ball run

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 років тому +37

      I loved la squadra...

    • @lancdanc
      @lancdanc 5 років тому +3

      @@illusoghiaccio **non ha senso dire queste cose in inglese per poi aggiungere una parola a caso in italiano**

    • @doctorlime380
      @doctorlime380 5 років тому +23

      They could have helped so much with finding Diavolo.

    • @bonemanthebonegod8081
      @bonemanthebonegod8081 5 років тому +5

      Mannnnnndom

  • @leo0nn949
    @leo0nn949 5 років тому +16046

    Risotto should’ve won
    Risotto should’ve won
    Risotto should’ve won

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop  5 років тому +2115

      You are not wrong, poor child

    • @spiderspartianProductions
      @spiderspartianProductions 5 років тому +921

      Rissoto should have won

    • @AscendedZenith
      @AscendedZenith 4 роки тому +802

      help Definitely,he could have instantly killed him by using Metallica and spawn razor blades in Doppio’s heart

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 4 роки тому +738

      @@AscendedZenith doppio should've been dead well before the fight concluded. Man spawned a pair of scissors in his throat forcing him to rip them out. Doppio being able to fight past a few minutes was nonsense

    • @crick_nerd1550
      @crick_nerd1550 4 роки тому +281

      @@tylerlackey1175 doppio would die but Diavolo will survive for sure, if doppio personality went of Diavolo would get the complete control and Risotto would get kill because he even know what happened with him.

  • @travosk8668
    @travosk8668 3 роки тому +1474

    Sorbet's death is so terrible when you think about it. He was fully conscious when they started cutting his toes and made their way up, cut through the bones and tissue, with a knife.
    Yikes

    • @YujinOnYT
      @YujinOnYT 2 роки тому +30

      He wouldnt feel it tho unless he wake up

    • @diegoleonel1595
      @diegoleonel1595 2 роки тому +239

      @@YujinOnYT he was awake, the screams are not of Gelato cuz he was tied up and those was really clear screams sooo...

    • @Crocalu
      @Crocalu 2 роки тому +96

      If it's any consolation, the pain and blood loss would make someone pass out pretty fast

    • @aziatouchsilent8507
      @aziatouchsilent8507 2 роки тому +15

      The baaaaallsss

    • @Hassan_2603
      @Hassan_2603 2 роки тому +4

      @@aziatouchsilent8507 agreed

  • @megaman161
    @megaman161 5 років тому +9310

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: Risotto got robbed of victory so goddamn hard.

    • @bernardolima3065
      @bernardolima3065 5 років тому +418

      Wait until you get to part 7, there you'll see the biggest shutdown

    • @adamastos1500
      @adamastos1500 5 років тому +462

      George Gombas thing is, in that fight doppio was fighting and didn’t have full king crimson. If diavolo was out he would’ve fucking wiped the floor with him.

    • @HalohbotTech
      @HalohbotTech 5 років тому +268

      @George Gombas Right, but soooooo wrong bro. Diavolo had that fight in the bag. Imagine that scene with Aerosmith with Giorno's theme instead of the Boss's, and instead of him being a "coward", all of a sudden he's just outplayed Risotto instead of hiding behind Bruno's gang. The Boss ain't the Boss for no reason, and if he'd gone 100 from the start, Mr. Nero would have been toast.

    • @HalohbotTech
      @HalohbotTech 5 років тому +126

      @Software Legend That's why I said "right but so wrong". Was he a coward? Yes. But the guy can't be underestimated: even ONLY epitaph + the ARMS, not ability of KC were enough to nearly corner Risotto.

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 5 років тому +82

      George Gombas king crimson isnt even a strong stand aside from time skip, its defence and speed are lackluster, star platinum and crazy diamond can pulverize it in close combat

  • @Phoenixdown37
    @Phoenixdown37 5 років тому +7041

    Man, Risotto would have ended the series right there if he had just kept quiet.

    • @bedonbutter5749
      @bedonbutter5749 5 років тому +552

      Not breathed

    • @darlee02
      @darlee02 5 років тому +583

      Big Jaym if ghiaccio didn’t whine all of them would be alive

    • @cloudyday362
      @cloudyday362 5 років тому +824

      If risotto himself fought the Bruno gang he would of single-handedly killed most of them saving his gang.

    • @cernos7230
      @cernos7230 5 років тому +372

      @@cloudyday362 OR they would team up since their goal is to attack the Boss anyway

    • @jameswestern3931
      @jameswestern3931 5 років тому +342

      @@cernos7230 Even if they did team up their end goal after the boss is completely different and they would fight and kill each other anyway

  • @martingonzalezsilva4263
    @martingonzalezsilva4263 5 років тому +6240

    Kills Assists
    Narancia:2 Abbachio:1
    Giorno:2 Giorno:1
    Bruno:2 Mista:2
    Fugo:1 Secco:1
    Cioccolata:1
    Bossu kills
    Giorno:INFINITO

    • @andstuff7661
      @andstuff7661 5 років тому +473

      @Burak
      Cioccolata:1
      Gelato:1

    • @ahmednasr3552
      @ahmednasr3552 5 років тому +272

      Mista:0

    • @Hikaru0kamiki
      @Hikaru0kamiki 5 років тому +239

      Mista: 4

    • @nielsisback
      @nielsisback 5 років тому +84

      @@ahmednasr3552 He gets like half a point for Pesci and Ghiaccio

    • @Chris-fj4wn
      @Chris-fj4wn 5 років тому +21

      Narancia had like 4 and mista had 4 i believe

  • @whatdoiwrite123
    @whatdoiwrite123 3 роки тому +1608

    Everyone else: had tragic and dramatic deaths
    Junior: *B I K E*

    • @atijohn8135
      @atijohn8135 3 роки тому +98

      Melone: bit by a random snake

    • @aninstrument2803
      @aninstrument2803 3 роки тому +20

      @@atijohn8135 Golden *W I N D* 's snake

    • @JohnnysBrainfart4372
      @JohnnysBrainfart4372 3 роки тому +25

      @@aninstrument2803 you mean Golden *E X P I E R E N C E*

    • @insensitivity2471
      @insensitivity2471 3 роки тому +5

      If so then only risotto would have joined them cause the others are dead

    • @slashneo5604
      @slashneo5604 3 роки тому +6

      @@trashbag1108 junior is babyface

  • @diobrando7120
    @diobrando7120 4 роки тому +7010

    Last word's of every JoJo villan before death
    "I've won!"

    • @carachamadofinger4640
      @carachamadofinger4640 4 роки тому +328

      Rohan Kishibe

    • @din3928
      @din3928 4 роки тому +303

      @@carachamadofinger4640 that were the last word of rohan before getting fucked up

    • @axolotl593
      @axolotl593 4 роки тому +110

      What I hear is “CAN TANNA”

    • @gokusoloscope
      @gokusoloscope 4 роки тому +114

      @@axolotl593 katta na*

    • @youraveragejojofan9979
      @youraveragejojofan9979 4 роки тому +91

      Well right before you died you said "KONO DIO DA"

  • @thephen4778
    @thephen4778 5 років тому +4261

    _Main theme_ : **plays**
    _Villian_ : *Guess i'll die*

  • @thewindchicken3914
    @thewindchicken3914 5 років тому +9098

    Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 is probably the only anime where I was simultaneously cheering for the bad guy and the good guys.

    • @newmemer8070
      @newmemer8070 5 років тому +1084

      La Squadra wasn't bad, both teams had same goal in mind, only that buccelatis found out right after they killed the hitmans

    • @aberrationeech.1838
      @aberrationeech.1838 5 років тому +180

      No one is good

    • @hakzource8660
      @hakzource8660 4 роки тому +444

      Part 2’s Wammu has my respect as well

    • @shawn_99
      @shawn_99 4 роки тому +470

      The only real bad guys were Diavolo, Cioccolata, Secco and maybe Polpo. The rest should have all teamed up to get to the boss, it would have been perfect

    • @svp5thechad408
      @svp5thechad408 4 роки тому +140

      @@shawn_99 You just need Fugo or Rissotto to end the boss easily (And dying in the process)

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 2 роки тому +173

    The only comfort I took in Risotto's death was the fact that he probably got Diavollo back in one of his deaths.

    • @MrHAH-cd9ku
      @MrHAH-cd9ku 2 роки тому +26

      His whole team probably got to defeat Diavalo many times over.

  • @williamsmith-l.4201
    @williamsmith-l.4201 5 років тому +2616

    They're probably smiling down from the afterlife at Diavolo's fate

    • @atonxment2868
      @atonxment2868 5 років тому +588

      La Squadra waiting for Diavolo to join the game would be like
      Diavolo joined
      Diavolo disconnected
      Diavolo joined
      Diavolo disconnected
      Diavolo joined
      Diavolo disconnected
      Diavolo joined
      Diavolo disconnected
      ...

    • @JV-pt6ht
      @JV-pt6ht 5 років тому +369

      Diavolo doesent even get any form of afterlife its just never ending pain. At least Kars can stop thinking and kinda die.

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 років тому +124

      @@atonxment2868 diavolo eventually joins
      LA SQUADRA THEME PLAYS

    • @fanboygamer3e
      @fanboygamer3e 5 років тому +23

      Really Diavolo got the worst ending out of any villain in JoJo. Karz might have gotten lost in space, DIO might have exploded from the inside out, Kira might have gotten sent to god knows where, Pucci might have gotten a full on reset just like everyone else who died in part 6, Valentine might have gotten trapped in a single spot throughout all of space time, But Diavolo’s fate is worse than any kind of hell the others might have been sent to when they died.

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 5 років тому +117

      @@JV-pt6ht
      Not kinda die, he literally just turns his brain off and stops believing in pain.
      He may not even breathe in space, but he doesn't have to be tortured knowing he could die at any moment only to NOT die, but keep the pain of death, like the stab wounds and the liver donation.
      I personally rather be Kars here than Diavolo.

  • @vincentdreemurr
    @vincentdreemurr 5 років тому +1585

    part 5 villain: "yes, I won!"
    Giorno: *il vento d'oro*
    part 5 villain: _"sike..."_

    • @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183
      @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 4 роки тому +23

      Pucci: giorno I need your help destroying the joestars
      Aren't I joestar

    • @vcsa681
      @vcsa681 4 роки тому +7

      How about Zucchero who defeated Giorno at the exact moment that the Piano started?

    • @doadworks
      @doadworks 4 роки тому

      "IVE WON" means DIE

  • @zahando1576
    @zahando1576 5 років тому +3640

    Best kill goes to..
    ...fugo holy shit man that was brutal you basically melted hee hee man

    • @БогданКрименюк
      @БогданКрименюк 5 років тому +134

      *FUCK YOU*
      HE'S NOT MJ

    • @geckyoin
      @geckyoin 5 років тому +304

      @@БогданКрименюк until you found out that his stand is a reference to MJ

    • @geckyoin
      @geckyoin 5 років тому +156

      @@БогданКрименюк YOU ARE A REFERENCE

    • @wowgaming_lul716
      @wowgaming_lul716 5 років тому +139

      @@БогданКрименюк looks like he got heehee'd into the wind. Like a certain *Golden Wind*

    • @wowgaming_lul716
      @wowgaming_lul716 5 років тому +63

      @@БогданКрименюк Dude these puns need to *Beat it.*

  • @angelaly6470
    @angelaly6470 4 роки тому +2032

    Honestly, Ghiaccio and Risotto are genuinely cool characters with some BADASS fucking stands and I wish I could see more of them

    • @Bloudes
      @Bloudes 3 роки тому +47

      Risotto yes but Ghiaccio is annoying

    • @yourlocalmoron4832
      @yourlocalmoron4832 3 роки тому +132

      @@Bloudes to each their own

    • @amaxax0106
      @amaxax0106 3 роки тому +52

      what about pesci?

    • @Silly_AM
      @Silly_AM 2 роки тому +58

      @@Bloudes white album Is still a pretty good stand tho

    • @EC-hf8ui
      @EC-hf8ui 2 роки тому +83

      @@Bloudes I personally find it interesting to see a villain who is extremely competent while not being the typical calm and cool headed mastermind

  • @ushakova3101
    @ushakova3101 4 роки тому +6195

    I feel like a lot of people don't understand the point of Diavolo's and Risotto's behaviors in this fight. Risotto was not being cocky by just constantly damaging Doppio instead of killing him, he was trying to torture him so he would start talking about the Boss's identity because he thought Doppio was his utmost trusted subordinate. If Diavolo would overtake Doppio's body to fight Risotto he'd just give up his identity and then Nero would camouflage and run away and then wait for a better opportunity to kill him.

    • @awesomegone4408
      @awesomegone4408 4 роки тому +395

      Which means he could’ve (and should’ve) won

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 4 роки тому +318

      @@awesomegone4408 He could've, but that goes for every fight.

    • @arminibrahimovic1289
      @arminibrahimovic1289 4 роки тому +97

      @@awesomegone4408 Um one sentence for ya " KING CRIMSON NO NOURYOKU"

    • @lipeater4443
      @lipeater4443 4 роки тому +264

      @@awesomegone4408 pesci would’ve won if he didn’t stop the train
      melone would have won if he reacted to the snake at all
      ghiacco actually was backed into a corner there, if giorno was faster his ass would’ve been beaten harder
      junior would’ve won if anime seconds weren’t 2 minutes long

    • @awesomegone4408
      @awesomegone4408 4 роки тому +4

      the stickman adventure show tru

  • @theanxoiushero800
    @theanxoiushero800 5 років тому +4767

    Buccaratis crew: “kills people trying to find out the boss’s identity”
    Also buccaratis crew: “finds out the boss’s identity”
    La squadra: *visible confusion*

    • @mgrm77
      @mgrm77 5 років тому +333

      It's called emperor ploto requiem
      Ability:increase the length of the story by adding instead of erasing time

    • @kakyoin9688
      @kakyoin9688 5 років тому +202

      To be perfectly fair the la squadia bits were to protect Trish before Bruno and the gang went against the boss cause he tried to kill trish then they wanted to fight against the boss

    • @theinfamousnimrod
      @theinfamousnimrod 5 років тому +167

      la squadra wanted the drug route. Even if they could help bruno, their interests conflicted regardless.

    • @kirboderbo3988
      @kirboderbo3988 4 роки тому +55

      If they teamed up they could have easily killed the boss

    • @svp5thechad408
      @svp5thechad408 4 роки тому +42

      @@kirboderbo3988 Well, a 1 vs 1 battle between Fugo and Diavolo, or Rissotto vs Diavolo could have ended with the both opponents dying (Of course if they were seriously going to kill each other in the beginning)

  • @softie2258
    @softie2258 5 років тому +919

    Honestly during the Sorbet and Gelato part, Diavolos theme made me shiver.
    It’s kind of terrifying.

    • @X_mezo_X
      @X_mezo_X 5 років тому +9

      pretty much..

    • @gamergirlpiss319
      @gamergirlpiss319 5 років тому +72

      Ok but like im just realizing this
      Look at that hair
      Did he have Cioccolata do his dirty work????
      That makes this even more sick imo

    • @kwacer3640
      @kwacer3640 5 років тому +100

      @@gamergirlpiss319 In the manga, it wasn't specified who Diavolo sent to kill sorbet and gelato. David productions put cioccolata there themselves. And yes it is indeed Cioccolata

    • @gamergirlpiss319
      @gamergirlpiss319 5 років тому +12

      Yeah i definitely didn’t remember that in the manga so it makes sense it would only just now catch my eye. The anime is so freakin good wth 😭

    • @X_mezo_X
      @X_mezo_X 5 років тому +2

      @@gamergirlpiss319 Cioccolatta himself mentioned that he did this many times to the point where he knew we which vessels to block in order to keep the victim alive as long as possible.. therefore making him be able to cut himself to pieces while maintaining his blood in order to stay alive.
      now tbh... i wished if they showed a glimpse of a flashback showing cioccolatta doing that horrible shit to sorbet while saying these words.. O.o

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin 3 роки тому +288

    Sending the dismembered body to his friends to be pieced together like a puzzle is pretty fucking brutal.

    • @eLite-Tiss91
      @eLite-Tiss91 8 місяців тому +3

      Morel of the story....Money ain't worth this zhit

  • @pionevada282
    @pionevada282 4 роки тому +8880

    Stardust Crusaders: Retirement Home
    Diamond is Unbreakable: Friendship is Magic
    Golden Wind: *straight up murder*

  • @bonnjust4001
    @bonnjust4001 4 роки тому +9072

    If this makes any of you happy, Rissoto probably killed Diavolo in one of his death loops.

    • @Ignited176
      @Ignited176 3 роки тому +1117

      He got killed like this
      Death#17: Punishment by Risotto
      Death#36: Killed by Illuso
      Death#109: Curbstomped by Formaggio
      And most brutally
      Death#120: Purple Haze

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 3 роки тому +665

      Death #420: Emperor/King Crimson has enough and snaps it's own neck

    • @heheboi_wah7511
      @heheboi_wah7511 3 роки тому +385

      Death 790# Diavolo from past Kills Diavolo

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 3 роки тому +285

      Death 1015: cheap trick reaps off his back

    • @Ignited176
      @Ignited176 3 роки тому +263

      Death#13 LALI HOOOOO
      get it?

  • @raidenkeify
    @raidenkeify 5 років тому +4799

    I didn't realize it was chocolate who murdered gelato and sorbet

    • @jcjamon4727
      @jcjamon4727 5 років тому +607

      Fun fact: Gelato means Ice Cream in Italian.

    • @diegordi1394
      @diegordi1394 5 років тому +1127

      Cioccolata killing Sorbe and Gelato is a detail David Production added in.

    • @adadjoke6252
      @adadjoke6252 5 років тому +132

      Wow that joke is really good

    • @lordspaghettitron2732
      @lordspaghettitron2732 5 років тому +153

      Paul Murphy of course secco is there why wouldnt he be with Mr. Chocolate

    • @Luiscastillo-ky1hp
      @Luiscastillo-ky1hp 5 років тому +225

      Kinda looks like Secco's recording too. Which would be expected lol

  • @timmyfung01
    @timmyfung01 3 роки тому +484

    at 2:09, you can see Cioccolata and Secco dark shadow doing the torture killing, while in the manga, the "real killer" of Sorbet was never revealed, Sorbet's body just turned up and the reader was led to believe that "the boss" kills and cut Sorbet by himself. this scene is a nice touch to add on to the anime considering Cioccolata and Secco are both mentally sick who will do something like this. where as Diavolo character might be evil, but he isn't a sadist.
    this scene alone adds more sense to the story.

    • @yezdibulsara5177
      @yezdibulsara5177 Рік тому +36

      Even Diavolos like I ain't that bad while referring to them

    • @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682
      @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682 5 місяців тому +8

      Diavolo even feels disgusted by them and only calls for their help when it's truly necessary

  • @shuttheup7391
    @shuttheup7391 4 роки тому +679

    I feel bucci would negotiate with risotto to kill the boss if they had a talk.

    • @yvethsan2x
      @yvethsan2x 4 роки тому +25

      Exactly

    • @sukhoilauncher9925
      @sukhoilauncher9925 4 роки тому +47

      B u c c i

    • @laughingarrancar6859
      @laughingarrancar6859 4 роки тому +88

      They could talk. But La Squadra wanted to continue to sell drugs.
      The final battle of Brunos gang vs Diavolo is already intense as heck, imagine if it had a 3°Faction trying to take the power of Passione.

    • @filhotedepapagaio4570
      @filhotedepapagaio4570 4 роки тому +30

      @@laughingarrancar6859 the final battle would be someting like: Bruno and Giorno vs Risotto vs Diavolo (maybe Doppio)

    • @laughingarrancar6859
      @laughingarrancar6859 4 роки тому +17

      @@filhotedepapagaio4570 Also with Mista and Trish supporting Giorno and Bruno. Mista of course helping with long ranged attacks and now that I think about Trish's Spice Girl is the perfect counter for Risotto's Mettalica.

  • @shuichikina
    @shuichikina 5 років тому +4386

    Risotto's death was the most "bruh moment" death I've ever seen

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 4 роки тому +294

      I knew how it ended in the manga but it didnt hit home how laughable he got cucked until the anime. Shit made me angry

    • @vakanimates9208
      @vakanimates9208 4 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @phonegamerbr9669
      @phonegamerbr9669 4 роки тому +2

      YOU already said thx for 1.5k likes this is...Life bitch

    • @wowygary5541
      @wowygary5541 4 роки тому +1

      aww shit

    • @randomcontent9165
      @randomcontent9165 4 роки тому +3

      Little did you know I used I used king crimson and skipped your comment! I also blew away 2 seconds of time so the explosion never happened!

  • @crazy-abe8465
    @crazy-abe8465 3 роки тому +371

    Everyone : jotaro was in the most parts. Sorbet who was in 36 parts : WTF.

    • @Poloniium
      @Poloniium 11 місяців тому +37

      Highway Star: 🙄

    • @Skull19O1
      @Skull19O1 6 місяців тому +1

      36 parts?

    • @lastnamefirstname1962
      @lastnamefirstname1962 6 місяців тому

      He was cut up ​@@Skull19O1

    • @VibinGoomy
      @VibinGoomy 6 місяців тому +15

      @@Skull19O1he was chopped into 36 parts by Cioccolata

    • @cherie..cherry
      @cherie..cherry 6 місяців тому +4

      @@VibinGoomyOH 😭😭😬 god that’s so morbid 😭

  • @barossoscruzados1028
    @barossoscruzados1028 5 років тому +944

    Gold Experience: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
    Sticky Finger: ARI ARI ARI ARI
    Purple Haze: HDAKSOAKSKSAIAHSOABSJSBS

  • @NintendodogsDream
    @NintendodogsDream 4 роки тому +1082

    Look how they massacred my boys 😩

    • @frosty5948
      @frosty5948 4 роки тому +29

      Bro but im serious jojo was BY FAR the most violent anime i ever watched

    • @quincygraham1710
      @quincygraham1710 4 роки тому +25

      You must be new around here...

    • @cristensullivan7301
      @cristensullivan7301 4 роки тому +14

      JoJos bizarre adventure is lowkey a literal massacre

    • @zoraz8255
      @zoraz8255 3 роки тому +9

      @@frosty5948 *BERSERK IN THE 90S*

    • @frosty5948
      @frosty5948 3 роки тому +1

      @@zoraz8255 dont know

  • @tricksterzyro3230
    @tricksterzyro3230 4 роки тому +1662

    La Sqaudra has a lot of brutal deaths.
    Pesci had his neck broken and turned into pieces.
    Illuso went out rotting due to the Purple Haze's virus.
    Ghaccio's neck was impaled.
    Man, some of these deaths are something you would see in Final Destination.

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. 4 роки тому +224

      Gelato died in a VERY FUCKING DISGUSTING way and man sorbet got every piece of his body chopped

    • @concernednoiseo1909
      @concernednoiseo1909 4 роки тому +200

      Prosciutto was maimed and dragged for miles stuck in the wheels of the train

    • @randomwanderingstranger293
      @randomwanderingstranger293 4 роки тому +101

      melone got bit in the tongue of a snake and died to that.

    • @concernednoiseo1909
      @concernednoiseo1909 4 роки тому +56

      @@randomwanderingstranger293 kinky

    • @randomwanderingstranger293
      @randomwanderingstranger293 4 роки тому +12

      @@concernednoiseo1909 maybe

  • @sstargazerss
    @sstargazerss 3 роки тому +211

    Honestly feel bad for Pesci and Prosciutto. In his last moments, he told he would watch over Pesci and he failed.

  • @oo-sg3lx
    @oo-sg3lx 4 роки тому +506

    Everyone: **traumatized after seeing the chopped up body of someone they worked with**
    Narrator: iT wAs a rAtHeR iNtEnSe waY oF gEtTinG kiLlEd

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 4 роки тому +43

      Me: *YA THINK?*

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 3 роки тому +1

      As an MK veteran, that is a cute way to die

    • @lem1185
      @lem1185 3 роки тому +1

      @@Hemet1725 mk is a bad game i used to like it when i was childish

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 3 роки тому +1

      @@lem1185 Gotta respect your opinion, but I like the game. Mk11 is 9/10 for me

    • @janmarcoperezbatres2203
      @janmarcoperezbatres2203 3 роки тому

      @@Hemet1725 mk11 is trash. X was better

  • @Fluskar
    @Fluskar 4 роки тому +4939

    Narancia killed risotto, and then the boss killed narancia.
    If narancia didn't kill risotto, then risotto would've killed the boss, then narancia wouldn't have died.

    • @darkhoodedguy1485
      @darkhoodedguy1485 4 роки тому +177

      b0ss planned it out tho

    • @joaschway1351
      @joaschway1351 4 роки тому +669

      Abbachio would still be alive too

    • @ericdravennevermore2566
      @ericdravennevermore2566 3 роки тому +230

      played stupid, won stupid

    • @YaBoiDoc
      @YaBoiDoc 3 роки тому +135

      Risotto is no match to Diavolo. King Crimson’s Time Erasure is invincible.

    • @YaBoiDoc
      @YaBoiDoc 3 роки тому +149

      But he would still kill Doppio so you get a point there.

  • @aceventurasspear22
    @aceventurasspear22 4 роки тому +679

    Illuso: “If I can block this punch I’ll survive!”
    Purple Haze: lmao no

  • @justtheaveragepersononthei2586
    @justtheaveragepersononthei2586 3 роки тому +123

    Prosciutto basically watched Pesci get outsmarted and beaten to death in front of him in his final moments thinking Pesci would win

    • @co7769
      @co7769 3 роки тому +18

      And also say the one thing he told Pesci not to say.

  • @Egg_79
    @Egg_79 5 років тому +760

    13:02 that voice crack hurt me

    • @chickennuggets1990
      @chickennuggets1990 4 роки тому +94

      Okamoto's voice cracks are the sounds of heavenly angels wtf do u mean they're pure and would never hurt anyone

    • @Satrumt
      @Satrumt 4 роки тому +5

      ua-cam.com/video/ubePFY4ma50/v-deo.html imo this is funnier xd despite the fact that isn't Daisuke Ono

    • @thanhvcl1238
      @thanhvcl1238 4 роки тому +11

      Nandanteeeeeeeee

    • @gunscotthdgaming69420
      @gunscotthdgaming69420 4 роки тому +42

      Bakugo when he realizes he is going to be jojo character

    • @연니-m4c
      @연니-m4c 4 роки тому +4

      It's nandatte not nandante

  • @amistrecer
    @amistrecer 4 роки тому +2402

    9:24 I love how Bruno stays next to Prosciutto's dead body for a while, that shows how high quality person he is

    • @chrissmith5961
      @chrissmith5961 3 роки тому +102

      Bruno is 1080p and the others are pure garbage

    • @moderncrusader1150
      @moderncrusader1150 3 роки тому +373

      @@chrissmith5961 Part 5 has the best main cast with every character being developed perfectly like Abbachio finding redemption from his past or Trish gaining the self confidence that awakened her stand . And Araki said that Mista is one of his favourite characters . Even the minor villains in Part 5 , like Prosciutto and Risotto , were unique and interesting and had a genuine bond between them

    • @chrissmith5961
      @chrissmith5961 3 роки тому +29

      @@moderncrusader1150 I was joking but ok, it’s funny to see Giorno standing up for everyone lol

    • @bummbummist3607
      @bummbummist3607 3 роки тому +23

      Also bruno:
      So i litteraly murdered your of friend live and robbed u of everything, your mentor, your friend, your motivation *EVERYTHING* and im also gonna shit talk but once ur getting angry at me your a piece of shit chocolatta level

    • @Kai-gw1qn
      @Kai-gw1qn 3 роки тому +18

      @@moderncrusader1150 I know this is late and all but hottake: Mista is a shit character literally all he does is just shoot and miss and need giorno to help him I don’t think he even got character development at all if he didn’t exist there wouldn’t be a big difference anyways

  • @shaderu3402
    @shaderu3402 5 років тому +1737

    Goddammit, now I’m sad over Risotto all over again. Best part 5 character, yeeted out of existence by an orange. Why, Araki, why

  • @BlackMagic678
    @BlackMagic678 3 роки тому +608

    Part 3: Journey around Egypt
    Part 4: Great days in Morioh
    Part 5: *Murder*

    • @aredes7476
      @aredes7476 2 роки тому +12

      Part 4: *Murder*

    • @pharaohboy8657
      @pharaohboy8657 2 роки тому +34

      Part 1: Castlevania
      Part 2: Fighting aztec gods with hamon and german science

    • @fjrz692
      @fjrz692 2 роки тому +5

      @@pharaohboy8657 Part 2: Ally with n4z1s to kill the last aztecs

    • @diavolo5640
      @diavolo5640 2 роки тому +2

      @@pharaohboy8657 Johnathan is Leon Belmont

    • @parinwanttoplay909
      @parinwanttoplay909 9 місяців тому +2

      Part 6 : *mass murder*

  • @MrRedDaBestGuy
    @MrRedDaBestGuy 4 роки тому +1598

    Bruh Melone had it easy while everybody else was like: *AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH*

    • @molecularnut6122
      @molecularnut6122 3 роки тому +27

      melone are my fav villian in vento aureo tho

    • @mariajoseguerragonzalez4119
      @mariajoseguerragonzalez4119 3 роки тому +39

      Others are in literall hell while him is just sayinf di molto

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 3 роки тому +16

      Melone wasn't exactly that bad of a guy, seeing as he only harmed two people, and one of them was necessary to activate his stand

    • @krimsonking1120
      @krimsonking1120 3 роки тому +1

      Chicco had it the worst

    • @RandomThings12
      @RandomThings12 3 роки тому +47

      @@Hemet1725 the man forcefully infertilizes people with his stand mate

  • @KamishirasawaKatori
    @KamishirasawaKatori 5 років тому +306

    By far, Risotto Nero is my favourite minor villain in whole Jojo franchise

    • @descargarelarchivo8506
      @descargarelarchivo8506 4 роки тому +8

      Mine is ringo roadagain

    • @JoelGarcia-lu3tw
      @JoelGarcia-lu3tw 4 роки тому +2

      Hes the best in the anime

    • @lemonhead19
      @lemonhead19 4 роки тому

      @Jerson Castillo We talkin the whole horse?

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 4 роки тому +3

      @@lemonhead19 yeah fam we talking about the whole ass horse

    • @schwellenangst1605
      @schwellenangst1605 3 роки тому

      @@Bruh-vd1pp The entire stallion was pretty cool ngl
      Wish he made a cameo in part 6 and sucked made in heaven's horse cock

  • @zenny8877
    @zenny8877 4 роки тому +2765

    2:09 cool tiny detail, ciocolatta is the one chopping up sorbet.

    • @14thmoonn
      @14thmoonn 3 роки тому +327

      Damn i didnt notice before

    • @elifbayraktar826
      @elifbayraktar826 3 роки тому +757

      And Secco is there recording all the shit too.

    • @roybs848
      @roybs848 3 роки тому +292

      I would have never noticed that on my own. Makes that couple even worse then what was actually shown.

    • @panormitis7011
      @panormitis7011 3 роки тому +98

      That was also anime only

    • @radioaktivman8661
      @radioaktivman8661 3 роки тому +10

      Lmao

  • @itaasaori
    @itaasaori 3 роки тому +718

    The way bruno reacts to seeing Prosciutto dead breaks my heart so deeply, is like they known each other from before.
    same thing goes with the reaction of risotto hearing the boss speaking about how humillating it would be to die in front of bucciarati, i kinda feel he goes even more enraged against diavolo for trying to manipulate him into thinking bucciarati would look down on him for dying, it feels like an insult, and risotto knows it very well.
    It really pains me to think that they knew each other before and had to kill each other in such a ruthless way.

    • @HHopebringer
      @HHopebringer 2 роки тому +108

      Prosciutto and Bruno had just had a knuckle-dragger of a fight, and Prosciutto went from holding Buccellati in his contempt to realizing he'd make an amazing capo. Unfortunately, fate dictated they had to fight.

    • @thevoid5696
      @thevoid5696 2 роки тому +5

      fimme a timestamp, please

    • @konim4125
      @konim4125 Рік тому +5

      @@thevoid5696 kinda late but here they are: 9:26 Bruno looking at Prosciutto's body & 17:48 Diavolo talking to Risotto about how embarassing would be if Bucciarati found him dying

  • @starstruck7086
    @starstruck7086 4 роки тому +3825

    Tbh, I feel bad for them tho. They only wanted to avenge their dead comrades so basically, want to kill the boss. I hope they just had a truce with Bruno’s team so that they can both kill diavolo.

    • @fellino8049
      @fellino8049 4 роки тому +383

      Yea but risotto want sell drugs, and bucci hate that

    • @thesgscout6112
      @thesgscout6112 4 роки тому +262

      Fellino na risotto team is assassins group so selling drug doesn’t matter to them that much if it pay well. Maybe they will work under Giorno if he give them some high rank and pay them a lot

    • @mariushughes8906
      @mariushughes8906 4 роки тому +104

      @@thesgscout6112 their whole goal was to take over the drug circuit.

    • @thesgscout6112
      @thesgscout6112 4 роки тому +193

      Marius Hughes they are hitman so drug is not the problem with them, they hate the boss because he didn’t pay them enough or respect them so the first 2 member go out to blackmail diavolo but end up dying. After that there goal change from get more money to revenge

    • @AkameGaKillfan777
      @AkameGaKillfan777 3 роки тому +40

      No matter how you slice it, Bucciarati and his team were always going to face off against La Squadra in battle to the death.

  • @just0_
    @just0_ 4 роки тому +281

    Imagine killing EVERYONE in the "Traitors'" team JUST to become a traitor later

    • @DiabloBrano
      @DiabloBrano 2 роки тому +2

      Lets not forget those “traitors” are genuine pieces of shit human beings. I love La Squadra but everyone is downplaying on what they did

  • @lancestryker
    @lancestryker 3 роки тому +931

    12:10
    It is said that by putting medicine under your tongue, it is absorbed faster. This is known as sublingual medication. In that sense, with the snake biting Melone's tongue, the venom has travelled a great distance, proving fatal.

    • @ericqunheng7538
      @ericqunheng7538 3 роки тому +19

      I can’t take in the knowledge u just said

    • @dummy3467
      @dummy3467 3 роки тому +169

      @@ericqunheng7538 In summary, when snek bite tongue, poison takes effect faster.

    • @InnocentC0
      @InnocentC0 3 роки тому +31

      @@dummy3467 Can you shorten even more?

    • @dummy3467
      @dummy3467 3 роки тому +123

      @@InnocentC0 poisonous tongue bite = faster death

    • @highjumpkick999
      @highjumpkick999 2 роки тому +94

      @@InnocentC0 snek + tang = fast ouchie

  • @jordanjoestar3474
    @jordanjoestar3474 5 років тому +181

    Rissoto : *make boss almost die*
    Narancia : *Wait, you're too early*

  • @kaytonusualshitposting
    @kaytonusualshitposting 5 років тому +1062

    Mam, i have a lot of Respect for La Squadra Especially for Prosciutto and Pesci

    • @dislikebotton7360
      @dislikebotton7360 5 років тому +4

      Yes

    • @TuMadreee
      @TuMadreee 5 років тому +80

      Mista Guido the pineapple and the Italian meat alright

    • @StarHorder
      @StarHorder 5 років тому +82

      oh my gosh yes! they are my favourite JoFoes! The writing makes it feel like they are actually siblings who depend on each other. and thats a really hard thing to do well. Prosciutto is an intimidating villain with an intimidating stand, while Pescis seems underpowered, when you see the hook enter a body, you realize just how quickly it can kill. Pesci

    • @skinat_3372
      @skinat_3372 5 років тому +6

      Most of all I miss them

    • @nmeister007
      @nmeister007 5 років тому +39

      I kinda just wish Pesci remained super focused and full of resolve until his death, rather than immediately losing the confidence he’d developed from Prosciutto

  • @sendhelp5219
    @sendhelp5219 4 роки тому +708

    When everyone in your squadra all fails and dies and didn’t even kill a single person and now you’re the only one, that’s when shit really hits the fan.

    • @competitiveglueeater2112
      @competitiveglueeater2112 4 роки тому +83

      Untrue, Pesci bodied that train conductor

    • @creightonofmirrah2479
      @creightonofmirrah2479 3 роки тому +50

      Tbf, Ghiaccio, Melone, and Illuso got really close

    • @crimsonify4418
      @crimsonify4418 3 роки тому +37

      @@creightonofmirrah2479 they all got really close like bruno being a feet away from falling off a train

    • @creightonofmirrah2479
      @creightonofmirrah2479 3 роки тому +1

      @@crimsonify4418 yeah

    • @aninstrument2803
      @aninstrument2803 3 роки тому +5

      @@crimsonify4418 and Formaggio being able to kill Narancia at any second

  • @Oblikf
    @Oblikf 3 роки тому +460

    Ghiaccio: White Album is cannot be pierced with bullets and immune to GE’s punches
    Metal Pole: “So, you’ve chosen death.”

    • @mochachino56
      @mochachino56 3 роки тому +19

      Low caliber bullet*

    • @squilliamfancyson1080
      @squilliamfancyson1080 3 роки тому +29

      No, you're mistaken. That was actually Metal Pole Requiem... much more powerful.

    • @tapita6768
      @tapita6768 8 місяців тому +1

      pole-nareff

    • @kristophesiem5336
      @kristophesiem5336 3 місяці тому

      Well, the bullets did pierce the ice, but not deep enough. The first time Ghyakko got hit with the metal spike it didn't damage him, but it was Mista's and Giorno's constant barrage of hits that ended up carving the spike into his neck

  • @alixlegend7952
    @alixlegend7952 4 роки тому +699

    02:10 THAT’S CIOCCOLATTA AND SECCO, HOW DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO REALIZE

    • @trinidadiannerd
      @trinidadiannerd 3 роки тому +70

      Damn that was some foreshadowing

    • @manjugoswami2233
      @manjugoswami2233 3 роки тому +41

      If u saw Giorno versus Ciocollatta and if u remembered his hairstyle,u would have knew it was him

    • @lisa_9845
      @lisa_9845 3 роки тому +2

      Woww wth

    • @lorantpapp07
      @lorantpapp07 3 роки тому +26

      Secco be like:📽️

    • @ric7078
      @ric7078 3 роки тому +13

      @@lorantpapp07 bruh secco number 1 camera man.

  • @wrldoverheaven803
    @wrldoverheaven803 5 років тому +145

    Prosciutto's faith in Pesci really gets me every single time.

    • @menacingthinker4322
      @menacingthinker4322 5 років тому +14

      Big brother gotta be sure little brother is good

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 років тому +8

      Yeah, because Pesci is the only one who didn't commit any crimes. He only does bad things when his Big brother does so.

    • @justinjakeashton
      @justinjakeashton 4 роки тому +20

      @@suckerman7gm He can't even do bad things. He's never murdered anyone before the train part. All he does is violently pull people.

  • @zombiederpster
    @zombiederpster 4 роки тому +150

    I love how much respect Diavolo has for Risotto at the end. He offered him a choice of death at his hands with honour, or let Bruno's team finish him off, and he went out on his own terms. He knew at that point there were no other options and went for a last-ditch effort of taking him down with him. Obviously, it didn't work, since king crimson busted, but he acknowledges that he went down with honour.
    Where ever La Squadra is now, I'm sure they took pride in Risotto's actions and were probably glad to see him again.

    • @jaoofy
      @jaoofy 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah but that was a dumb move on Diavolo's part, because if the boss ran and let Bruno's team come then he could have told them the bosses name (well doppio isn't the bosses name but its good enough)

  • @triplelgod6310
    @triplelgod6310 3 роки тому +190

    Honestly i just wish pesci didn’t die. He literally had his brother watching over him and shit; I feel so bad for Pesci.

    • @kinleyjohnston4102
      @kinleyjohnston4102 3 роки тому +3

      I allways feel bad for pechi

    • @thechadpenguin5238
      @thechadpenguin5238 2 роки тому +14

      @@kinleyjohnston4102 he was the only one in the group who was not a sadistic murderer or a pervert.

    • @Hymn_
      @Hymn_ 7 місяців тому

      @@thechadpenguin5238prosciutto?

  • @bruhhugo2183
    @bruhhugo2183 4 роки тому +769

    Everyone dies In gruesome way.
    Melone: S N A K E B I T E

    • @fishii8237
      @fishii8237 3 роки тому +24

      How potent is that venom?! I don't think that potency is even possible.Maybe with the box jellyfish, but it kills in a few minutes, not 10 seconds

    • @manjugoswami2233
      @manjugoswami2233 3 роки тому +10

      @@fishii8237 it 3 seconds. 3 SECONDS

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 3 роки тому +33

      @@fishii8237 yeah but this is golden experience we are talking about. It can probably make the deadliest animals

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 3 роки тому +30

      @@ahmed4363 EXTREMELY POISONOUS BULLET ANTS

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 3 роки тому +3

      @@lmao1660 OH FUC-

  • @karatesan2120
    @karatesan2120 5 років тому +706

    WAIT
    CIOCCOLATA WAS THE ONE THAT KILLED SORBET AND GELATO
    AND SECCO IS FILMING
    Damn that's foreshadowing

    • @playerslayer1787
      @playerslayer1787 4 роки тому +9

      I don’t get it

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru 4 роки тому +39

      {タイラー} ok then Mr smartass, explain it rather than calling the poor kid an idiot
      Or could it be you don’t know how to explain it

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru 4 роки тому +20

      @{タイラー} but why don't you explain it? Bruh.

    • @Savantqqqq
      @Savantqqqq 4 роки тому +12

      @{タイラー} you are weebo with no attitude kinda garbage

    • @godza8107
      @godza8107 4 роки тому +4

      @{タイラー} dumbass doesn't explain

  • @pikes-ten
    @pikes-ten 5 років тому +526

    If La Squadra and Bruno’s team wouldve teamed up, Diavolo probably wouldn’t even be the boss

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 років тому +79

      La squadra alone could defeat diavolo (alone) with ease , but a team vs team would be pretty difficult , though white album completely destroys crush , and mitm could just bring Carne to the mirror world , even if he died , B.I.G still would be in the mirror world , risotto could kill secco from inside

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 років тому +25

      . Ciociolatta? Beachy boi , Talking head? Well , everything goes . Formaggio could try to shrink b.i.g , the only one who i find a bit useless is prosciutto , heck even teaming with ghiaccio makes his ability useless , kind of.

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 років тому +20

      I forgot about melone , uhh....
      An army of baby faces vs Diavolo?
      King crimson , kc's range is E , even if Melone fails , we still have Pesci.

    • @pikes-ten
      @pikes-ten 5 років тому +4

      HEAVEN ASCENDED DIO BRANDO very true

    • @ЗелимханМахмудов-с1щ
      @ЗелимханМахмудов-с1щ 5 років тому +17

      @@illusoghiaccio melone could take couple of blood from trish and make a perfect weapon against boss with his babyface, that why they wanted to take her

  • @Barple_Bapkins
    @Barple_Bapkins 3 роки тому +63

    13:01 he went through an entire puberty worth of voice cracks in the span of 3 seconds

  • @holiton576
    @holiton576 4 роки тому +4016

    La Squadra were not villains. They were antagonists. They motivation was to take over passione. Giorno and co's motivation was to take over passione.

    • @MrJPLejeune
      @MrJPLejeune 3 роки тому +49

      Yes, your rigth.

    • @theuniverse1158
      @theuniverse1158 3 роки тому +366

      Bruh, imagine if both teams realized they want to take over Passione, so they agreed to split up the organization when they take it over with each other's help, imagine how much different would it been

    • @vierzehn575
      @vierzehn575 3 роки тому +478

      @@theuniverse1158 i mean la squadra was still pretty terrible people, theyd probably have a few disagreements

    • @ElMango14
      @ElMango14 3 роки тому +382

      @@vierzehn575 and they both didn’t have the same ordeals as each other. Bruno team wanted to stop drug trade and la squadra wanted to take over the drug trade

    • @justapen9316
      @justapen9316 3 роки тому +196

      @@ElMango14 but they only wanted to take over the drug trade because the boss wasn't paying them for what they were worth, or respecting them for what they were worth. If la Squadra had lived/succeeded in killing the boss and Giorno became the new boss, then Giorno could still get rid of the drugs, all he has to do is give la Squadra a bigger paycheck and respect them.

  • @thesupremebeing9829
    @thesupremebeing9829 5 років тому +1608

    Stardust crusaders they said if u cant breathe u can't use ur stand
    Diavolo: Nope

    • @idontwannagotowork
      @idontwannagotowork 5 років тому +67

      when did they say it in sc? i only remember this rule for hamon

    • @Xndest
      @Xndest 5 років тому +123

      Bucciarati :

    • @soreinor8840
      @soreinor8840 4 роки тому +86

      Omg I just realised that... risotto should've won...

    • @nahuelcardozo5
      @nahuelcardozo5 4 роки тому +69

      Diavolo was breathin but not as a healthy human

    • @soreinor8840
      @soreinor8840 4 роки тому +58

      Risotto said that he could either finish doppio, or just waited until he died. That means he was not getting enough oxygen to live much longer, which is definitely not enough to use king crimson's very stamina-costly ability.

  • @ShazamKaktorai
    @ShazamKaktorai 5 років тому +767

    La Squadra: we want to defeat the boss
    Bruno: us either
    La Squadra: Let's team up then
    Bruno: no

    • @cernos7230
      @cernos7230 5 років тому +125

      soo you mean to tell me all of this could have been prevented if they would just sit down and talk?

    • @ShazamKaktorai
      @ShazamKaktorai 5 років тому +61

      Cernos actually yes

    • @cernos7230
      @cernos7230 5 років тому +22

      @@ShazamKaktorai They all could have been shafflin in the end while playing the Main Theme

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 5 років тому +105

      Nero: Lets team up.
      Bruno: but you want to sell drugs. Sorry but me ans Giorno won't allow that.
      Nero: SHIT

    • @HalohbotTech
      @HalohbotTech 5 років тому +8

      @@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 It's like you never even watched part 5 lol

  • @apostolos_k
    @apostolos_k 3 роки тому +3242

    Risotto Nero has my respect. I've never respected a JoJo villain as much as Risotto. Good fight...
    Edit: Because 60 people reminded me, yes, I watched part 2, yes Wuamuu is second most respected. For me at least. Can you please stop saying "Wuamuu?" now please? :)
    Edit2: Bruford. Yes.

    • @Blappyboop
      @Blappyboop 3 роки тому +311

      What about wamuu? :(

    • @lolno6975
      @lolno6975 3 роки тому +89

      Ringo? Rykiel? Prosciutto? Wekapipo?

    • @dragisadjuric4525
      @dragisadjuric4525 3 роки тому +19

      Man said gf

    • @apostolos_k
      @apostolos_k 3 роки тому +93

      @@Blappyboop Fair enough. Also Wamuu.

    • @diamondwolf773
      @diamondwolf773 3 роки тому +95

      (Spoilers) Yeah I respect Rissoto too.. he almost won but Narancia killed him with Aerosmith.. kinda angry about it

  • @Soul-tz2ex
    @Soul-tz2ex 5 років тому +515

    I'm so glad that Ciocolatta was made to suffer worse than Sorbet and Gelato. He was whining during the end of the rush.
    Giorno Giovanna is a blessing and a curse for being the saviour of Sorbet and Gelato's souls but a bomb against Ghiaccio and Melone.

    • @hughmann4307
      @hughmann4307 5 років тому

      But didn’t Giorno kill all of their friends tho

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 років тому +1

      @Software Legend ok

    • @bartoszpiorkowski8763
      @bartoszpiorkowski8763 5 років тому +5

      Why hate for Ciocolatta, tho? He was doing his job - protecting boss, and it's just that Sorbet and Gelato foolishly and seemingly with no preparation or thought they wanted to discover Boss's identity... it's not Ciocolatta's fault that he was doing his job - killing pesky, nosy kids and leaving strong message for others to not repeat their errors.
      I think that at the end of the day, all three of them got what they deserved.

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 років тому

      @@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712 yes

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 років тому

      @@bartoszpiorkowski8763 i am not hating your opinion, it's okay to like a character, i alone love Ghiaccio who is a literally assasin, but i didn't try to cover his shit

  • @dacrasherz4866
    @dacrasherz4866 4 роки тому +432

    The whole jojo's bizarre adventure anime/manga is just an ultimate "dont celebrate to early" Compilation

    • @ElMango14
      @ElMango14 3 роки тому +9

      It’s also a big Spotify playlist before Spotify

    • @rafaelcosta8291
      @rafaelcosta8291 2 роки тому +2

      Yea, like, when illuso was like: haha i won, i blocked your punch. And then he get melted

  • @its_Criminal1
    @its_Criminal1 3 роки тому +160

    5:08 the fact that purple haze was used only once is so sad. He's my favourite stand in JoJo other than tusk

    • @ad-dk3md
      @ad-dk3md 2 роки тому +24

      lotta ppl theorize that the cioccolata fight by the colosseum was supposed to be Giorno vs Fugo. Fugo was originally supposed to be a traitor to Bucciaratis group (confirmed), but Araki changed the plot point to Fugo staying bc the idea of Fugo betraying made Araki very sad. But it's interesting because Fugo's stand's disease is somewhat similar to Cioccolata's, and Ciocc. vs Giorno happens *right* before the final battles. Idk if I believe it but it is super cool to imagine such a big scale battle between Giorno and Fugo; two of the smartest characters in Jojo's

    • @thechadpenguin5238
      @thechadpenguin5238 2 роки тому +10

      @@ad-dk3md it would be cool to have fugo vs giorno. A battle between old friends, the stand of rotting and death vs the stand of life.

  • @unclesam5474
    @unclesam5474 4 роки тому +871

    Yo imagine being the police tryna investigate what the hell happened after these fights 😂😂😂

    • @aklaaaultramarine3904
      @aklaaaultramarine3904 3 роки тому +200

      "Ay yo Marcello how the fuck did this guy get sliced and diced, and how he got zippers on his wounds???"

    • @theuniverse1158
      @theuniverse1158 3 роки тому +149

      "Why the hell is this guy's body melted?

    • @harisqureshi1520
      @harisqureshi1520 3 роки тому +110

      ayo who lit the street up bruh

    • @oogabooga2552
      @oogabooga2552 3 роки тому +110

      @@harisqureshi1520 "bro this guy got stabbed through a pole"

    • @lifesux1953
      @lifesux1953 3 роки тому +68

      @@aklaaaultramarine3904 When melone sees Pesci's body the zippers are gone so it just appears to be a dismembered body, not to mention non stand users can't see stand effects unless they effect physical objects for example in star dust crusaders the police don't see avdol's flames

  • @zachi4.051
    @zachi4.051 4 роки тому +2153

    Sorbet: *Died because got chopped into pieces*
    Gelato: *Died because used the handkachief to kill himself*
    Formaggio: *Got killed by Narancia and Aerosmith*
    Illuso: *Died because of Purple Haze's Virus*
    Pesci: *Got chopped into pieces by Bruno Bucciarati*
    Prosciutto: *Got crashed between train's wheels*
    Junior: *Killed by Giorno Giovanna*
    Melone: *Got killed by a snake made by Golden Experince*
    Ghiaccio: *Killed by Giorno Giovanna*
    Risotto Nero: *Defeated by Aerosmith and got killed by Diavolo in Doppio's body*

  • @TheP1ckle
    @TheP1ckle 5 років тому +1999

    Risotto did nothing wrong

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 років тому +149

      Neither did the la squadra team did

    • @TheP1ckle
      @TheP1ckle 5 років тому +29

      HEAVEN ASCENDED DIO BRANDO exactly

    • @superkamiguru4189
      @superkamiguru4189 5 років тому +268

      @@TheP1ckle except melone, he did something wrong to that woman on the train.

    • @freshboy3968
      @freshboy3968 5 років тому +214

      @@superkamiguru4189 And Prosciutto. Turning a train full of bystanders into dry remains of old people.

    • @datboi2886
      @datboi2886 5 років тому +15

      Marco Lucas I mean technically he didn’t actually do anything to her

  • @tylregor5481
    @tylregor5481 Рік тому +61

    Melone got the most normal death in the whole Jojo series

    • @MoodyBluesRequiem80
      @MoodyBluesRequiem80 Рік тому +9

      Fr, I'm glad at least someone in La Squadra died quick and painlessly 😔😔

    • @alexpresso243
      @alexpresso243 8 місяців тому +2

      getting bitten on the tongue by a burning snake, and shortly after, there's a bunch of flesh cubes near his corpse

  • @umarrashdan51
    @umarrashdan51 5 років тому +535

    1:21 From the looks of it, Ghiaccio was preparing to put on White Album

    • @joevincent1987
      @joevincent1987 5 років тому +6

      For what reason though?

    • @umarrashdan51
      @umarrashdan51 5 років тому +28

      @@joevincent1987 He's probably anticipating an ambush

    • @justinjakeashton
      @justinjakeashton 4 роки тому +26

      @@umarrashdan51 He was just scared as shit. Only normal for you to arm yourself when you're feeling scared.

    • @umi_tao33
      @umi_tao33 4 роки тому +8

      It wouldn't suprise me that he did it out of anxiety. Id want to protect myself too if I saw one of my friends chopped up like a Damien Hirst sculpture.

    • @donversak7482
      @donversak7482 4 роки тому +7

      Thomas Ng it’s common and easy for someone to summon their stand when they feel like they have to defend themselves, or attack someone

  • @mehavgoodhare1103
    @mehavgoodhare1103 4 роки тому +431

    9:27 y'know even bruno respects prosciutto.

    • @guidomista559
      @guidomista559 4 роки тому +79

      I mean they have similar roles and I think Bruno acknowledges that

    • @ThisAUofReality
      @ThisAUofReality 4 роки тому +54

      @@guidomista559
      They are the moms

    • @guidomista559
      @guidomista559 4 роки тому +23

      @@ThisAUofReality Nah Rissoto is the mom of La squadra

    • @game_throweryt8452
      @game_throweryt8452 4 роки тому +21

      That scene makes me want to cry for some reason

    • @tdaharold8539
      @tdaharold8539 3 роки тому

      @@guidomista559 4 NOT ANYMORE

  • @anndy3456
    @anndy3456 5 років тому +468

    Wtf now i realized that the one who killed Sorbet and Gelato was Cioccolata

    • @patrickharleyofficial
      @patrickharleyofficial 5 років тому +88

      AnnDy there’s even secco filming it all

    • @redzep6754
      @redzep6754 5 років тому +27

      @king elmo *on purpose, this scene was inspired by another scene where the second guy also killed himself so we wouldn't need to see his partner get murdered

    • @kassyyar97
      @kassyyar97 5 років тому +1

      Redzep where does that scene come from? 😯

    • @БогданКрименюк
      @БогданКрименюк 5 років тому +1

      REALLY NIGGA
      ONLY NOW?

    • @guadaz2034
      @guadaz2034 5 років тому +7

      @@kassyyar97 from The Godfather

  • @KeinRobloxXS
    @KeinRobloxXS Рік тому +17

    14:06
    Risotto: *explaining alot*
    Doppio: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @karatesan2120
    @karatesan2120 5 років тому +201

    - Sorbet and Gelato use the same nail polish!
    *Simultaneous gasp*

  • @ShyGuy2005
    @ShyGuy2005 4 роки тому +444

    3:46 Coronavirus.exe really pulled up on Illuso and said æäàßđğaă

    • @axolotl593
      @axolotl593 4 роки тому +13

      The sound I made was inhuman. I sounded like Purple Haze on LSD.

    • @ssekiro8944
      @ssekiro8944 4 роки тому +4

      @@axolotl593 what, are you the va?

    • @ThisAUofReality
      @ThisAUofReality 4 роки тому +3

      He said cola

    • @bigrffbluehhh9073
      @bigrffbluehhh9073 3 роки тому

      Neigh, i thought all members are dead

  • @ИльяФедорец-ю4л
    @ИльяФедорец-ю4л 3 роки тому +183

    why didnt anybody notised Formaggio"s badass joke before he died? "I bet you didnt expected such a dificult shopping didnt ya ?" In Russia we appreciate such a contempt to your loosing.

    • @rafaelcosta8291
      @rafaelcosta8291 2 роки тому

      Brazil be like: if you did not watch to all directions, you will be mugged

    • @rafaelcosta8291
      @rafaelcosta8291 2 роки тому

      Brazil be like: if you did not watch to all directions, you will be mugged

  • @Nicklikesminecraft1
    @Nicklikesminecraft1 5 років тому +331

    We gonna ignore how risottio nero took control of another stand

    • @dark7element
      @dark7element 5 років тому +58

      I think the idea is that he grabbed Aerosmith while Narancia was already pulling the trigger

    • @kaanyavasca1595
      @kaanyavasca1595 5 років тому +5

      Aerosmith was fired from narancia himself bcuz he wanted to destroy the user to get rid of his stand from his stand.then risotto pulled doppio in front of him so he can act as a human shield

    • @Nicklikesminecraft1
      @Nicklikesminecraft1 5 років тому +7

      @George Gombas I like to watch this fight as hes my favorite la squad ra member

    • @Nicklikesminecraft1
      @Nicklikesminecraft1 5 років тому +7

      @@dark7element maybe in the manga that scene confused me thanks dp

    • @twistymcyeet3765
      @twistymcyeet3765 5 років тому +6

      I think Risotto was making Narancia think he was attacking Aerosmith, prompting him to shoot him again

  • @obliviouspotato8545
    @obliviouspotato8545 4 роки тому +262

    “This was a silent message from the boss”
    And the message was 🖕

    • @nome_3999
      @nome_3999 3 роки тому

      187 likes and no reply after 11 months?

    • @kingtoast6624
      @kingtoast6624 3 роки тому

      @@gud_boi9787 mah it'd be funnier if they just got a letter from the boss with a poorly drawn picture of a middle finger

  • @RealLifeAsaMitaka
    @RealLifeAsaMitaka 4 роки тому +434

    1:57
    Satan orders chocolate to murder two other desserts 2001 colorized

  • @slimyasparagus3573
    @slimyasparagus3573 3 роки тому +38

    Anyone else notice that the person who tortured Sorbet at 2:11 was Cioccolata, and Secco is filming right next to him? That's some incredible attention to detail.

  • @mahmoudhendawy9161
    @mahmoudhendawy9161 5 років тому +406

    Video title: spoilers
    My Brain : don’t look
    My eyes : too late

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop  5 років тому +24

      'My brian'

    • @mahmoudhendawy9161
      @mahmoudhendawy9161 5 років тому +10

      『A Hideous Cube: Requiem』 too lazy to fix it

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop  5 років тому +8

      @@mahmoudhendawy9161 you did now

    • @carachamadofinger4640
      @carachamadofinger4640 4 роки тому

      @@Noahthelasercop hi

    • @franciscorendon2783
      @franciscorendon2783 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah stupidest shit ever. The title has a spoiler warning but there's also spoilers in the title. People don't have reflexes fast enough to not look literally 1 word after learning what the spoilers are for.

  • @rakysuchus3828
    @rakysuchus3828 4 роки тому +304

    Diavolo literally did Risotto a favor killing Narancia.

  • @HJ-zo2ch
    @HJ-zo2ch 4 роки тому +348

    4:39 When I finish my test right before the chime. 4:48 When I realize there was a back side.

  • @CaffeineDeprivation
    @CaffeineDeprivation 3 роки тому +121

    Man, the sad irony of Risotto's death... The one mistake he sternly warned his team about, he himself makes. And it costs him his life

  • @chonkusbearus8705
    @chonkusbearus8705 4 роки тому +1050

    Star Platinum: Ora ora
    Silver Chariot: Hora Hora
    The World: Muda Muda!
    Magician's Red: *Squawk*
    Crazy Diamond: Dorararara
    Killer Queen: Shibo!/Shibobobobo!
    The Hand: *BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB*
    Gold Experience: Muda Muda!
    Sticky Fingers: Ari ari ari! Arrivederci.
    Aerosmith: Vola Vola Vola! Volare Via.
    Purple Haze: *Just loud and autistic gibberish/screeching*
    Every part has the one stand with the weird stand cry

    • @oceanman9543
      @oceanman9543 4 роки тому +37

      LMFAOOOOOO AUTISTIC GIBBERISH IM DEAD 💀 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @samuelwilliams9626
      @samuelwilliams9626 4 роки тому +87

      What about moody blues?
      That's just angry fax noises

    • @jubairhuq5281
      @jubairhuq5281 4 роки тому +37

      actually PH’s cry is UBASHAAAAAAA but honestly it might as well be the same thing

    • @chonkusbearus8705
      @chonkusbearus8705 4 роки тому +47

      @@jubairhuq5281 Purple Haze says "OOBASHAAAA" literally once. The other times, he just yells out random autistic gibberish.

    • @chonkusbearus8705
      @chonkusbearus8705 4 роки тому +16

      @@oceanman9543 Oi Jotaro, you were able to defeat an immortal vampire that has a stand that can stop time and punch/kick at extreme speed but you weren't able to defeat:
      -A god damn rat
      -Some guy with a cat and a hand fetish
      -A turtle that asks you to look at its direction
      How about that?

  • @imunoriginal382
    @imunoriginal382 4 роки тому +725

    >Sorbet: *most decorative death*
    >Gelato: *most suffered before death* (he watched his bf get chopped off)
    >Formaggio: *best last words*
    >Illuso: *the most brutal death*
    >Prosciutto: *emotional death* (I feel bad too)
    >Pesci: *best beatdown to death*
    >Melone: *quickest death ever*
    >Ghiaccio: *best moment*
    >Risotto: *MOST BULLSHIT DEATH*

    • @salimamari5371
      @salimamari5371 4 роки тому +60

      It was narancias mistake if he didn't shoot him he and abacchio would be alive

    • @rency1803
      @rency1803 4 роки тому +31

      I would like to imagine somebody just have their car broke down at that part of the road and when they leave the car to check Aerosmith just kill them instantly.

    • @danieltiger2217
      @danieltiger2217 3 роки тому +34

      Tbh I hated Risottos death so much therefore I hated Narancia for the rest of Golden Wind lmao

    • @shadyattano936
      @shadyattano936 3 роки тому +20

      @@danieltiger2217 why you have to do that my best boi narancia? But unfortunately i agree risotto should've won.

    • @danieltiger2217
      @danieltiger2217 3 роки тому +9

      @@shadyattano936 Tbh i loved Narancia before that and even I felt awful during his death but Risottos death was a steaming hot NO U from Narancia when he was bouta kill the boss and No u's give me PTSD of my last school year so i think it mainly how risotto died than Narancia himself lmao

  • @carinaolivera4210
    @carinaolivera4210 5 років тому +268

    I already miss them, bros...

  • @pulltheplug09
    @pulltheplug09 3 роки тому +76

    Remember kids! Bruno's Gang has a Motto and it's : *"If they can breathe they can bleed!"*

  • @cryalots8335
    @cryalots8335 5 років тому +71

    '"Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds"

    • @pedroassis20
      @pedroassis20 4 роки тому +11

      Hey is that a MotHeRFUckinNn hotline Miami referece??

  • @landwanderer1770
    @landwanderer1770 5 років тому +485

    if la squadra teamed up with brunos team then they would be (probably) unstopable

    • @darlee02
      @darlee02 5 років тому +64

      Land Wanderer but no one except procitto will love pesci he’s universally hated when he has the respect he needs just one simple mistake and everyone will call him a piece of shit he’s the only la squadra member that isn’t a brutal murder rapist and hacker

    • @animeator5580
      @animeator5580 5 років тому +25

      @@darlee02 He became a piece of shit before dying though

    • @darlee02
      @darlee02 5 років тому +30

      ANIMEator but 90% of his screen time he was a good guy

    • @chaos_blue1089
      @chaos_blue1089 5 років тому +45

      Dear god, imagine Risotto+Giorno.
      Giorno could turn Risotto's iron weapons into living things.

    • @zage5495
      @zage5495 4 роки тому +1

      Land Wanderer
      Giorno would make Risotto’s blades piranhas or some carnivore lmao
      edit:just saw someone made the same comment lmao

  • @mrboi6897
    @mrboi6897 4 роки тому +979

    Giorno: *My Theme*
    Other members of passione: *OUR THEME*

    • @doverboy1
      @doverboy1 4 роки тому +35

      **USSR theme playing**

    • @Thomas-mz9bs
      @Thomas-mz9bs 3 роки тому +6

      You mean
      OUR THEME

    • @arneshpal7702
      @arneshpal7702 3 роки тому +5

      It was always their theme. Giorno real theme is the ger theme

  • @BlackSalamander439
    @BlackSalamander439 3 роки тому +19

    14:07 Doppio: Screaming and fucking dying
    Risotto: You’re now brimming with confidence

  • @kakyoinshierophanttea7399
    @kakyoinshierophanttea7399 4 роки тому +211

    1:40
    I knew it
    “Erina,Hamon”
    Erina is hamon user

  • @alexmanu2720
    @alexmanu2720 5 років тому +108

    Even if la squadra members were the enemies i wish risotto would have won

  • @boatarde2728
    @boatarde2728 4 роки тому +483

    0:12 Sorbet and Gelato (Killed by: Secco and Cioccolata)
    2:41 Formaggio (Killed by: Narancia)
    3:39 Illuso (Killed by: Fugo)
    5:29 Pesci and Prosciutto (Killed by: Bucciarati)
    9:34 Junior (Killed by: Giorno)
    11:04 Melone (Killed by: Giorno)
    12:27 Ghiaccio (Killed by: Giorno)
    13:28 Risotto Nero (Killed by: Diavolo and Narancia)

    • @giovannifumarolo2697
      @giovannifumarolo2697 4 роки тому +18

      Risotto was killed by narancia

    • @boatarde2728
      @boatarde2728 4 роки тому +4

      @@giovannifumarolo2697 I edit.

    • @ethanluu4592
      @ethanluu4592 4 роки тому +44

      Giorno got a killstreak

    • @krakenmaster2743
      @krakenmaster2743 3 роки тому +6

      And mista

    • @evanschmeven
      @evanschmeven 3 роки тому +17

      Giorno def stole Mistas kill when they were fighting Ghiaccio and you can't tell me anything different.