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The Worst Ten Films of 2011
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- Опубліковано 28 гру 2011
- It's the time of good will to all men but for a film critic it's also the season of recrimination and settling scores.
Here I list the 10 worst films of the year - see if you agree with my choices.
"Did the circle of life need to become the SPHERE of life?"
ROFLMAO
"Any film that fills you with warm memories of the early unwatchable shorts of Jorg Buttgereit is doing something very wrong indeed."
Ouch.
Is that Mark's basement DVD and whiskey room? Cool chair.
Never actually saw Lion King 3D so I'm still really confused by the concept of using 3D in a 2D animated film, surely it would just make everything look like cardboard cut-outs wouldn't it?
I totally agree with your opinion on the Hangover 2. The movie had the exact same plot and jokes from the original, nothing different about it except the setting. It is another example of how Hollywood can make such absolute shit and people will eat it right up.
"Not only do I not want Human Centipede 2 on my DVD shelf......I dont want it in my house"
Mark delivered that line so well haha
The reason New years eve done quite well (or done as well as it did) is because lots of families go to see films during the christmas period.
"New Year's Eve" really is THAT bad. Transformers 3 at least had great CG effects and cool 3D - NYE had about 60 seconds worth of material that was actually acceptable.
@syafiig It was in the "worst of 2010" list as it came out just before the end of the year, I'd check the review if I were you and if it's still there, it's just hilarious :D
To anyone mentioning Jack and Jill not being included, it has not been released in the UK yet
Damn, now I'm intrigued by New Year's Eve. :o
I expected to see Jack and Jill here too, but according to IMDB it's not released in the UK before February 2012.
I guess we'll see it in the bottom 10 next year (unless those end-of-the-world predictions should be correct).
This is more a list of "things that annoy Kermode" with example films attached, rather than the actual worst films of the year.
@Professicchio What do you have against Snyder?
@okarma It's not out in the UK yet, so you're correct.
When I came out of Film Socialisme I walked into The Guard to cleanse myself. It wasn't even that good but it felt like a godsend after seeing Godard's ego on screen for 2 hours.
@gibbi8 Good observation. When he said that you really felt how sincerely he loathed that film.
New years eve? Valentines day? I just read they are doing pancake day next. I, for one, can't wait.
@themenaceanish Which list would this be?
@Markunator It's called 'Eleven from eleven'. It's a video on this channel.
Sweet, now I have to listen to his full review of New Year's Eve, should be entertaining
@marlboroman1985 That's what I really admire about Kermode. He has a very distinctive voice (taste-wise), and is discerning enough see a shallow but pompous film for what it really is.
i just realized something if its a liked video its on the good side of the force with a green lightsaber,
but if its a disliked video its on the dark side with a red lightsaber
appreciate your videos throughout '11 look forward to them in '12
To everyone saying "where's Jack And Jill or Bucky Larson";
Jack And Jill hasn't been released in the UK yet and isn't until February 2012.
Bucky Larson is being released direct to DVD sometime next year.
I totally agrre with your list. Hopefully you've survived watching these bad movies :D
i can never find anyone who shares my extreme contempt for many modern films, until I google kermode uncut
Oh my God - New Year's Eve took in $142m Worldwide. From the trailers I saw it's unwatchable but millions went .
Zak Snyder apologists always defend him by saying that "some really important stuff got cut out" well... if his films weren't about 60% slo-mo then there'd be enough time to include all those "really important" scenes!
I think it's because it didn't come out in the UK in 2011. His review came up at the start of 2012.
@huntersolutions It isn't released in the UK until February 2012.
It looks like I'm being dragged to see the worst movie of the year tonight... I hope I survive until 2012.
He's right about all of this. You guys can't accept that movies are bad the same way a 90 old woman can't accept that she has to move to a retirement home
good thing I'll never be a movie critic because my life doesn't suck this bad
poor guy
@MrBronzefonz That's still preferable to "New Years Eve."
you forgot the remake of the thing
Putting the Lion King in 3D on the worst of list JUST because it's in 3D is kind of pathetic in my humble opinion.
@SLAMTproductions
I'm glad you agreed it wasn't just for Americans, because I absolutely hated the film. It was stupid humor, I may have laughed at some of the parts, but it had no real story line and had just too many plot holes. The second was just as bad, since it was the same kind of humor and the same exact scenario.
@mistermatt1986 Against him personally: nothing. He just happens to be a director for commercials that was lucky enough to be involved with big box-office hits: "Dawn of the dead", the Watchmen", "300", nothing more than crowd-pleasing drivel that I don't give a toss about and no one else will in a few years time, mark my words for it.
Don't look at Kermode's review of Sucker Punch if you disagree. Possibly his most heated review of the year. I'm surprised it's only at 7. Personally, it deserves to be lower on that list. 3 would be fine.
The home video release is the same thing with Green Lantern. You can tell why there were certain scenes deleted. It made bad films lower themselves to an even more embarrassing level. Studio on damage control.
I'm surprised that Pirates wasn't there, but then again so many terrible films to chose from.
1:17 The bastard son of Sting, Simon Mayo and Malcolm MacDowell.
I KNEW he would dog on Godard again, lol. The flick really does look awful.
Where was Jack and Jill? I was almost certain that would be #1. Or was that film only released in the US?
6:21
New Years Eve has a meaning?
Jorg Buttgereit
"At number 10, The Lion King" Whoawhoawhoawhoa whoa. whoa
I agree Sucker Punch made absolutely no sense at all, something about a mental prison for girls where they try to escape through burlesque dancing which somehow turns into daydreams about fighting fictional wars in castles with machine guns and stuff? Pretty ridiculous right?
BUT remember that its the same director who did 300, so what do you expect? I bought the dvd for a laugh and some over the top stylised fight scenes (as if 300 didnt have enough) and that's what I got. To each his own :D
I'm surprised that Jack and Jill starring Adam Sandler didn't make it in, perhaps the good doctor hasn't seen it?
How did "Battle: Los Angeles" not make this list? That was the worst disappointment of the year for me.
Haven't seen Film Socialisme, New Year's Eve, Hangover II, Love's Kitchen, Straw Dogs, or I Spit On Your Grave
Comparison:
Dishonorable Mentions- Just Go With It, The Smurfs, Bloodrayne 3, Your Highness, Arthur, Alvin and the Chipmunks 3, Meek's Cutoff, The Sitter, Big Momma's 3, & Mr. Popper's Penguins
-My bottom 10-
10. Atlas Shrugged Part 1
9. Spy Kids 4
8. Beastly
7. Red Riding Hood
6. Zookeeper
5. The Dilemma
4. The Roommate
3. Jack & Jill
2. Sucker Punch
1. Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star
I didn't know old people could be hipsters too.
And while I think Straw Dogs remake was unneeded and not very good, it wasn't much worse than the original.
I think for him, that was a 2012 release.
That was released this year in the UK
only 7 for suckerpunch? jeez, it was the worst for me. agreed especially with Transformers 3, and ESPECIALLY new years eve.
4:20 Michael Bay is improving as a director XD epic win
@zuzePrincese He loves Twiglet. I wouldn't be surprised if he put the Twiglet trilogy in his top 10.
There's nothing wrong with Hangover 2. The movie promised and delivered. The editing was fine, the plot made sense, the sets and dialogue were good. On what critical basis did he not like the film? Let's break it down. "It was more of the same." Can't wait for next year's list featuing "The Avengers, just like the Xmen. Who wants to see another superhero movie?" I mean, really, this guy didn't list Rubber?
@SuperAdamMan64 Adam Sandler movies don't deserve the attention that a Kermode review would bring. Let's just ignore them and hope he goes away...
I do want to read more next year...I've decided reading books is best...& I'm only spending my hard earned money on something worth while...like Drive, Super 8, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. so I've read Hunger Games & The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo..because I can then watch the films & have a true opinion on whether it's close to the books or not..plus the subject matter is an interesting thing to make a film about... :)
No jack and Jill?? I think this guy is reading HIS most unfavored list.
@themenaceanish Wow you really told the Brits off there, you should make your own video critiques.
@themenaceanish What do you mean by saying "British shows and movies" Do you understand it as a film produced and directed by Brits, like Slumdog Millionaire, or maybe only directed by Brits? Ridley Scott is British..
If Ashton Kutcher is still apprearing in terrible romcoms I can sleep easy
@Zatzzo He probably has kids. My parents have seen all those 90's-era disney films at least a 100 times each.
Sucker Punch should be far higher on this list
@Jamesns You must be mad because his worst 10 wasn't what you expected, but you have to realize that Twilight wasn't on the worst list because there were never any high expectations for the movie..........
@yeoldsid first of all calling me a moron is also childish! I mean I tell my kids not to call each other names. second yes I know he's a critic but to tell people what they will or will not like is not part of his job! and for him to say if someone says they did like new years eve to spend 5 mins in a room with him and he will TELL them why they didn't like it is bullying!
Thank you your welcome
Yes it's bad for people who don't like that genre.
Your not there for the script or acting, just the gore. If it wasn't they wouldn't have filmed the scenes.
I agree about The Lion King. It was already massively overrated film and the 3D didn't add anything to the film. I think it was also the first time I have ever fell asleep in a movie theater.
I disagree about The Dilemma and Hangover Part 2, because I think both of them were easily at least watchable films. I can understand for people having bigger expectations about The Dilemma but those who are complaining about the plot of Hangover 2... What the hell did you expect?
So many people compiling their worst of 2011 lists without watching Bucky Larson.
jack and jill wasnt release in the uk till spring 2012 , perhaps that why
I do feel a bit bad for going to see The Hangover 2 last year.
@Robkinggozer It didn't get a UK theatrical release.
New Year's Eve. aka 'Celeb Cameo: The Movie'. How the hell are we supposed to watch a film where every scene has an 'oh I didn't know he/she was in this' moment? It was exactly the same with that Tony Curtis turd 'Love Actually'.
guess you didn't see Abduction, Jack and Jill, Bucky Larson, Three Musketeers, Immortals, Alvin & Chipmunks 3, Shark Night or the absolute worst film of 2011, I Don't Know Who She Does It.
@gibbi8 and given that he told what'shisname (the guy who sits in when Simon's away) that he's probably got the worst movie in the world in his house, that's quite a put-down.
It was shite, hot girls in a loud, zero-context mess. Proof if ever there was that great CG cannot support the weight of a film, it needs heart!
Well, he put it on his list for 2012, so I guess he didn't see it that year.
It was released in England in 2012 so he included in that list.
The Human Centipede 2 is supposed to be bad and disgusting, that's the idea.
Pirates of the Caribbean 4 escaped the top 10? I'm shocked
Residue On The Upper Lip starring Harrison Ford looks promising for next year. One Father Short Of Not Being A Bastard with Clint Eastwood also.
I'm amused that most of the featured videos on the right are for The Lion King in 3D.
The original Straw Dogs sucked just as much as the remake.
@yaynorth123 @themenaceanish He actually used to be kinda entertaining in his frilliness (a lot like Transformers 3), but lately Menace's been very sloppy in his writing and unusually prone to repetitiveness. He just needs to spend more time on the writing process - maybe follow Kermode's advice at the end. I dunno, I just much prefer his earlier work.
@BdropsProductions This is my example. I got really high expectations for the movie because the trailer looked really good and when I started watching the movie I felt like falling in deeper and deeper shit pot.
@MrDavo098 Probably help if it was released in 2011 wouldn't it. paranormal activity was released in 2010.
It's a shame that the list for 2011's worst movies is MUCH larger than 10. The film industry really is in a bad state.
You forgot The Smurfs, the third Chipmunks sequel and Yogi Bear.
@frogtastic1000 @themenaceanish He just has a boring life. He's been carousing this message board and others for years trying to ward it off by transferring his insecurities onto online celebrities like Kermode. It's sad really, but also kinda fun. These people do exist.
@TheDensley7 No, it's my opinion.
Um, where the hell is Jack & Jill and Bucky Larson: Born to be A Star?
Sucker punch wasn't too bad, maybe in the top 20 worst films of the year but it's a bit harsh to pop it in the top ten.
@ec123456789able If you watch his review of the movie, he doesn't outwardly hate it as much as the other ones. He just merely dislikes it.
Disagree with The Hangover's high rating- it was bad, but there were worse films this year. MUCH worse.
Hangover 2 = one of the best of 2011
Spit on your grave remake was nearly as good as the original.
Worst film of 2011 should be Beastly , sucker punch or twilight.
I disagree on Lion King. The 3D technology has worked with lion king better than any other movie I've seen.
Only disagree with Suckerpunch. Should at least be replaced by Jack and Jill.