Garbage Guide To Pokemon Black 2
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- Опубліковано 20 бер 2021
- Pokemon black 2 is not the first numbered Pokémon sequel that’s Stadium 2. But it’s one of the most packed games. Follow detective Dexer as she tries to solve a crime covering all of unova. Thought about doing White 2 nuzlocke but then I remembered the entire video is fake so I would have to come up with a bunch of dramatic moments and I didn’t feel like doing it at least this time.
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"Trubbish caused a civil war in the pokemon fandom back in 2010, now they miss this era"
It's upsetting how accurate this is.
What happened?
@@scratchsoft2347 I have seen many a fanboy die in the war of shield and sword, could the destruction of the present ever match the past?
Used to be a garbage Pokémon, now there’s a garbage game.
I always loved gen 5, but theres nothing to say about gen 8
Real talk: Pokemon was never a good franchise, we only liked it because we were kids who didn't know any better.
The kids who grow up with SW/SH will feel the same about Pokemon Coke & Pepsi in another decade.
A red panda teaches us how to dogfight with gods
i liked your comment so much i liked it three times
with human language, no less
He's a video game raccoon, learn Kilian lore
Don't listen to it, can't even win 1 dogfight
*video game raccoon
Ghetsis: "Face me in a pokemon battle!"
Kilian: "No, you are a *terrorist* "
We need this man to write the next pokemon game script
*Kilian
@@Vulpilux Thanks, updated
Killian is his evil clone get your Kilian lore together smh my heado 😤😤😤
“The girl has head airbags” the best possible reason to choose the female trainer.
@Merciless Freak when the cyber-mob tries to whack you, those side airbags will save your life while on the road.
SoulSilver: Because she has flying type hair
Platinum: Ready for every weather
Ruby: because the boys name sucked
White: Because the DS caught fire
@@birdnipples I like the last one that was very clever.
Because of the manga I'll never not be able to see her as a plasma grunt lol
@@samueldegrey7718 what happened in the manga? Wait...don’t tell me imma just read it. Which manga?
Killian finally saved the master ball that's character development.
and didn't use it
I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear fin
@@AxxLAfriku What are you blathering about?
The final episode will have Kilian speedrun all of the games in 1 run 🙃
Hell yeah
If Killian ever picks the guy character in a Pokémon game that’ll be his signal to us that he’s been kidnapped
He tried to once. The DS got set on fire.
@@microwave8931 it was the kidnapper trying to silence him
I'm curious, why do a lot of people pick the female trainers? I'm not saying that this is a problem or anything, just seems a bit odd to me.
He’s already been kidnapped! He saved the master ball!
Kilian, NOT Kill Ian
I am still sad that my favorite character Wolfgang is dead. Remember when she shot everyone at the team plasma castle with her leafeon using seed bullet. Good times
I was like
Holy shit
"so if you want massive infrastructure contracts, just block the way
-Killian, several days before a guy blocked the entire suez canal thus bringing world trade to a temporary halt.
And we didn’t even get an underwater passageway out of it- just a slightly bigger canal ;(
@@DoABarrelRol1l I can’t believe Egypt’s prosthetic canal got stretched out
It's very impressive how he keeps continuity with all his other pokemon garbage guides. Honestly the best part of this series.
Old Team Plasma still taken more seriously in bars
Bro I saw this in my recommended and I couldn’t believe it I used to love this guys vids
Too bad its not easy to change x and y, and s/m/US/um
Minus the dates (HGSS)
HGSS makes a reference to fire red and so does this game. So HGSS takes place after the previous game.
We will finally find out who killed Wolfgang
Edit: oh my fucking god that was the best reveal i have ever seen
Welp, time to rewatch the last Pokemon video.
Help I don’t get the joke pls explain I’m going insane was it a blade runner joke I haven’t seen it and I haven’t played the game either
@@lucassalazar7045 You don't need to play the game, although the Blade Runner film is a must (if you want, there's that video game by Westwood Studios).
Of course, you must also watch Kilian's Pokemon White video from last year.
@@lucassalazar7045 did you watch his Pokémon white video?
I rewatched the white video for the ending of this video and wow he planned this all along.
2 mins into the video, wishing that this was the actual story of Black 2
gamefreak ain’t got nothing on killian storytelling wise
If you haven’t watched the once before this one do a reaction on your challenge. There really funny
Missed opportunity of doing a reaction video
@@Smarten19 but you kinda need to see the Pokémon vid before this one to understand it. But Yhe it’s a missed opportunity for all the poketubers not reacting to his Pokémon videos
Me too man, me too.
Detective Dexer: *Takes one step*
Marlon: "I WASN'T DONE TALKING!"
The nosebleed effect on Colress following him out the door was great.
Very very nice
I could have lived my whole life without imagining a projectile nose bleed. _eli eli, lama sabachthani......_
When I didn't see it
“California should really ban Fire Pokemon” I’m dead
Fire pokemon are a scapegoat. It's really all of the grass pokemon that keep using sunny day.
Because you live in California and your fire pokemon caused big fire? :D
@@gigastrike2 nah man, its electric pokemon missing their thunderbolts and hitting trees
>"Low effort pokemon games"
>shows mystery dungeon
Are you trying to start a fight killian
He clearly is. Isn’t that what these videos are trying to do.
@@5ashll303 This is the Killian experience
Are YOU trying to start a fight? Kilian, not Killian.
@@Vulpiluxiirc killian is either still in jail or currently mortally challenged
"All planes are transport planes"
"People just use fly"
*Takes airplane to Mexico*
Yeah but Dexer is a woman, and objects are obviously transported on transport planes
Well the good news is that Furretzilla stopped rampaging when the Sinnoh remakes were confirmed.
It's until they're released
And then proceeded to start rampaging again once they turned out to be shit.
HE GRACES US WITH HIS PRESENCE ONCE MORE
ALL HAIL
ALL HAIL
YES
ALL HAIL
ALL HAIL
OBAY HIM
ALL HAIL
ALL HAIL
ALL HAIL
"Low effort Pokémon game"
>Mystery Dungeon Explorers
Unforgivable.
For me it was the pokemon ranger games, those are better than the main line games!!
@Merciless Freak More effort went into Explorers Of Sky than into the entire main series combined
@Merciless Freak How can you say that?
@Merciless Freak you know, when the worst mystery dungeon is still better than the last 3 years main games pokemon, it means something
Was he being serious when he said that black and white 2 was just the same game as black and white 1
It wouldn’t be a Kilian video if the main character didn’t cheat for their badges
I'm actually more surprised that one of the badges was won legit 12:22
what did Burgh hear to make him so disgusted he gave her the badge
"This is what happens when you are over reliant on Pokemon: you forget how to stab a bitch"
That line was pure gold
This proves that kilian does indeed not have a problem with black.
Well whenever he talks about the game instead of rewriting the story, he gets pretty angry. But he did promise to be nice to it.
Racist?
@@timtim1776 have you seen his Pokémon white video Mr fake fan?
@@crocodileguy4319 i was his first subscriber
@@timtim1776 yet you created your account 4 months ago.
Killian: Fashion is pointless they all wear the same thing
Elesa: Hey it's been two years I changed my look
Killian: Who is this new person
"low-effort Pokemon game"
"Pokemon Mystery Dungeon"
You're talking mad whack for a Red Panda in shanking distance...
Unlike Team Plasma, we _haven't_ forgotten how to stab a bitch.
Mystery Dungeon has the depth of a shot glass
@@kaapiu so does every other pokémon game
Mystery Dungeon has a lot more of a thought process in its gameplay than any main series Pokémon.
@@shadestrider1033 not really, because you're stuck with two party members (and maybe more, but they suck)
After he sold his last Potato, the now Apple seller became billionaire by selling those pocket holograms caged in a screen. CANON
Fun fact: the main character being a detective is an actual thing in the pokemon adventures manga
yeah i know
I'm curious if this is a coincidence or if killian knew about the adventures as well.
@@danarreza2631 he knows I can tell
@@grentriz5478 how
@@danarreza2631 he definitely knew since Rosa in adventures is called Whi-two (or Whitley outside of Japan) which for some reason he uses that name for Hugh
Scraggy :
_Im on crack_
_Give me crack_
_I can make my own if you give me the ingredients_
I've been pronouncing that pokemon's name all wrong. This is what I get for stopping watching the anime during Johto.
@@gigastrike2 dont trust the anime for pronounciations. they call regice Regi-Ice
@@MrcreeperDXD777 there's also the common mispronunciations of pokémon
How can you say something so controverial yet true
"The longer you live, the more opportunities for failure." Wisdom of the ages.
I didn't know I needed pokemon blade runner in my life
Leaf Blade Runner, degenerate...
Leaf blade runner, you’re not a true fan 😔
I thought this video was a giant GITS reference.
@@iikorayoutpriv Mix of references to both, which makes sense since they're probably the two most genre-defining cyberpunk films. The emboar's final speech, for example, is straight from the original Bladerunner, with a few words changed to make it Pokemon themed.
@@Pope_of_the_Church_of_Tea there's also references to akira and deus ex
"Please don't hurt me"
"I would, but I'm corrupt"
This dialogue is **loaded**
OH MY GOD!! The foreshadowing, the drama, the plot-twist.. truly Oscar worthy. And that final monologue.. i could feel that in those final moments Emboar loved the kilian experience more than he ever had
I love how he tells such absurd stories that I can watch these videos without fear of spoilers
except for random movie spoilers
@@ohhiman To be fair... I would never have gotten around to watching them or knowing about them without the direct indirect spoiler.
im suprised there wasnt any joke about electric sheep pokemon. maybe it will be released with the directors cut
Hey Kilian... never apologize to us ever again for delivering such quality content.
pretty sure he's just apologizing because bit took a while, not because it wasn't good quality
@@sublime_tv Doesn’t matter
The biggest plot hole in the killian experience: If Wolffang ate Tepig for food, how did it live?
Maybe because caught Pokémon that die get revived in the pokecenter.
It is never actually stated that she actually ate him, nor is it explained how she passed the fence. It could be that the act of shooting her pokemon glitched her out, so she left the corpse behind.
Easy, when Wolfgang ate Tepig, it eventually digested and turned into poo, so when she shat Tepig out, that piece of shit landed on a revival herb, so it was revived again.
So obvious.
@@thundereagle4130 CANON
@@thundereagle4130 Revival herb is bitter and makes Pokémon less friendly...thats why! It all makes sense!
God I love Kilian's excuses for picking girls every time
they’re not excuses, they’re valid reasons.
Big transfemme energy
@@dipgirl_ wtf is that
Yeah, although the "my DS caught fire" one was weak imo
@@YAKlSOBA I would say they are inarguable facts.
When the people needed him the most, Kilian returned
Just like N, to save the MC from killing frozen to death by Kyurem
love the fact that cheren stays true to his bulgarian roots, da
Burgarian
the konniks
But where's the BMW?
@@michaelandreipalon359 He never became Champion, so no BMW for him.
@@kiwikarp9509 Ah, of course.
"Recreational morphine for the people" finally, a cause I can rally behind.
"It's a water pokemon. Those are Paddles"
It all makes sense now.
For once Kilian used the master ball like it should be used, never
What was that shiny legendary he sidestepped in the forest?
I liked how this means Wolfgang shot tepig because she was starving but didn't eat him
I like how the reason Kilian needed all the badges to get one guy to speak then completely forget that guy. And that is the Kilian Experience.
I cant. That line of "Dont you mean tax funded?" is caught me off guard
And when we needed him most he returned
God bless 😩
when i thought i would stop seeing this comment, i saw it
He didn't leave it just takes months to record
This is how she got the badges
Badge 1-They lost but got the badge somehow
Badge 2-Given as a bribe
Badge 3-Telling a story about, “Stuff”
Badge 4-Given to prove she is a human
Badge 5-Given?
Badge 6-Given because of no more Top Gun
Badge 7-Amnesia
Badge 8-Given
She beat clay with the potato
"Trubbish caused a pokemon fandom civil war back in 2010. Now they miss this era"
Too true
I can't believe the piggy is actually in all the scenes in the original video... He played us like an Arceus-damned fiddle!
is he? Did you check?
@@floricel_112 I did, you can see him in all the scenes Kilian pointed out in this video
Cannon
My fucking god
Mother of christ!!
Ah yes, my absolute favorite Pokémon games.
Also, ironically Rosa being an agent is canon in the Pokémon manga. Edit: It’s Nate, not Rosa.
Blake/nate is the agent, rosa is an ex plasma member
@@derekledden1358 Ah, you are correct.
in pokewood rosa played a ninja (evil iirc) which is kinda like a secret agent, so close enough
Kilian has probably read the manga, as he is a weeb (based on the references to TTGL in the Digimon video) and made a reference to jumping off of the wheel in the guide to White
why didnt you just delete the comment if it was wrong now you just look dumb
The Swedish red panda has finally returned.
I have no idea if killian actually researched the b2w2 adventures/pokespe manga, but in an ironic twist, manga rosa is a preacher and manga nate is a detective
It's the perfect role reversal
Don't forget kilian naming hugh white two.
It can't be just a coincidence.
“This is what happens when you’re over-reliant on Pokémon. You forget how to stab a bitch.”
Killian, 2021
You joke, but the protagonist of the black 2 and white 2 manga was legit an inspectior for interpol.
lmao and they never finished it either- this could’ve been the true story for all we know
@@becm7026 actually the b2w2 manga was finished just last year after it's long hiatus. Before you get too excited, the ending was sadly pretty rushed. It felt more like "okay, let's just get it done so it's not stuck in haitus forever" rather than a properly satisfying conclusion.
Eh it definetly feels rushed but to be honest it didnt ruin my experience so I cant complain
@Julia - 𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝙼𝚢 PROFILE did you reply to the wrong person? No one in this thread mentioned mystery dungeon
"All those moments will be lost like using splash in the rain"...
Bruh!
Emboar is a goddamn philosopher...
7.8/10
you made me almost completely forget what actual pokémon plays like, and for like a few minutes think this was what it actually was. Jesus Christ this is too good
I like how every Killian video is just a rip off of a popular movie plot. Kilian is a total Cinephile and I love it.
That two notes of GITS OST had me rolling lmao
Killian is the first garbage-type youtube comedian.
I swear that isn’t a red panda joke.
Thanks I feel honored, but why write this under Kilian's video?
@@DevourerDragons Lmao killian with a double l
@@hungryleolord6043 yes that's me, not the youtuber under which you commented
The Volcarona segment killed me
This man is an actual genius at writing satire.
The plot twist of the century.
Y’know of all the films I thought Kilian would make an homage of I didn’t expect Blade Runner.
Kilian cannot be predicted
I did because he revealed it on twitter
This is what I waited a whole f*cking year for...
Worth it
Actually the most sane and grounded in reality protagonist we've had so far
This is a bigger return than the one of Zlatan to the Swedish national team. There, I said it!
Having long running gags or the same joke evolving in each use is great for series
When he said 'low effort pokemon game' I was half expecting a frame of Sword and Shield.
This was my first Pokémon game I’m hyped to see how Killian both roasts it and then makes me love it more.
Just when I'm thinking Kilian hasn't uploaded for two months and Viola! Killian delivers a video. Great video as always Kilian!
Who the hell is killian this is channel of the kilian experience
That is basically how it goes. He hits this certain sweet spot when you are wondering about him and then bam. There he is!
> viola
garbage guide to pokemon x confirmed
The Deus Ex and Bladerunner tracks in this video are the cherry on top
Absolutely stoked to see what this legend does with all the footage you can get in Scarlet/Violet.
"Why did you watch Ridley Scott's masterpiece?"
"To understand Killian's pokemon parody"
Ah finally another kilian video to add to the binge watch cycle
Last time I was this early the space dutch were still figuring out what the kanker a tree is.
What the fuck is this a reference to lol
@@bramsteenhoek2674 Kilian’s SW prequel summary video; He said it would be weird if the republic asked the Kiminoans for Tree Camo clone armour bc they don’t have trees on their planet. Clanker is just a rude Star Wars word
Space Dutch is Kilian’s name for the Kaminoans bc they are from space and are very tall and lanky
@@LaiLai-2111 actually it is supposed to be kanker. it menas cancer in Dutch and its used a curse word. He basically said "What the fuck is a tree" but ruder.
Kaaskop intensifies
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
This is one of those channels that is super underrated but has one of the most devoted fanbases ever
And I'm one of those fans
Only true fans remember when the title was missing the 2.
*casually brushes over implanted memories*
For a guy who probably understood 1/32 of the references in this video, I still found it enjoyable.
This is so genius. This is some high level comedy writing. How do you start making these videos? Do you have a day on which you brain storm all the ideas you might use and then make a sketch based on the ones you like best? I would love to see the sketches for such a video.
Fun fact! In the Pokemon Adventures manga, the protagonist of the B2W2 chapter is actually an Interpol secret agent who uses special technology to battle Colress! What a coincidence!
I realized his UA-cam name is basically “kill an experience”
damn
:O
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@_@
He has only one l you insolent pos
Truly playing 5D chess with that plotline. Well done
if you look at the map of Unova and what the region is based on, Aspiertia, Virbank, Driftveil, Mistralton and Iccirus are basically the Pokemon Equivalent of New Jersey.
He survived because this is a kids game
“Sir how did you survive the massacre”
So Cheren went from Bulgarian to Russian in just two years?
What kind of dark magic is he using and how can I obtain it!?
not that far fetched considering Bulgaria used to be part of the USSR and they still use that weird alphabet
@@floricel_112 "that weird alphabet" is used in many places and understood in even more
@@floricel_112 You mean cyrillic? I think that's been Bulgaria's alphabet for as long as the bulgarian people has had an alphabet. Hardly something inherited from the USSR. I am hardly an expert on the subject but if I recall it was the southern slavs that settled the lands before the bulgar invasions that brought the alphabet, around 600 AD
I currently have a serious throat condition that causes me to be in excruciating pain if I laugh, so unfortunately I cannot risk a Killian video in fear it might kill me. However, in a weeks time when things should be better for the most part I will watch this video.
Watching this actually might make me want to play 5th gen finally, congrats on doing what pokemon fandom never was able to do in all those years
I love the continuity with the previous one!! Hilarious to see how you worked past the whole 'slaughter of the gym leaders' thing.
FINALLY THE MOST AWAITED SEQUEL EVER
I'm glad wolfgang can rest easy now
When you live like 10 mins away from Burbank. Killian lives in Burbank confirmed.
It took 3 rewatches to understand the Volcorona reference
That Borat reference was highly appreciated
I knew you wern't racist when you chose pokemon white. You clearly have alot of respect for the pokemon black community
Ah yes, my favorite Pokémon
*Cracky*
I got black 2 and I’m extremely disappointed. The whole video was fake godamnit
My Pokémon didn’t start with a crack addiction! Mine started with meth!
I have been waiting for this all my life. Everything is now complete and I can finally rest easy.
Tepig splits from Hilda, evolves into Emboar. You know you have seen this before somewhere.
This is suspiciously similar to a certain comic, perhaps they stole from our brilliant panda
Is that something from the manga or something?
“Even has the same pervert” as always impeccable timing killian
I literally rewatched your Pokémon White playthrough a few hours before you posted this, Idk how you do it. And oh my God, the planning on that twist ending was actually impressive. Good job Kilian. Good job.