@@bobafett22005 🎵 He's Quagmire, Quagmire You never really know what he's gonna do next! He's Quagmire, Quagmire Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, let's have sex! 🎵
I'm so glad This showed up in my recommendations. Really funny to see all these. I believe I actually have seen every single one of these in a Family Guy episode I've watched before. They might have a couple here and there I hadn't seen but no this is from long before I stop watching to new episodes so yeah I think I have seen all these scenes before and I'm happy to see them all put together like this. Especially after the kind of day I have been having
4:44 when you make a damn good joke and people love it , but then you get a little excited and add one more to mess it up altogether 😂 we all been there once.
That part where Peter had to cover stewies ears because quagmire was talking dirty is probably the most responsible parenting he ever did.
Not as much as when quagmire tried to sleep with Meg
18:30
Omg I can't believe it quagmire stole Stewies nose I'm going to be sick 🤢🤮
what…what did he say tho?
@@themanthemyththelegenda It's Unknown
"There's an animated version of us doing it"
😭😭😭😭
Anjir
Rule 34 😂.
When you think about it, one of the animators or higher-ups prolly had to wank one off, and came up with this as a joke
We've all seen the ad of them too, on one particular website. IYKYK
I love how a lot of these are from Quagmire
Who else but Quagmire?
@@bobafett22005
🎵 He's Quagmire, Quagmire
You never really know what he's gonna do next!
He's Quagmire, Quagmire
Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, let's have sex! 🎵
@@bobafett22005giggity!
*Insert Quagmire theme*
@@bobafett22005Andy Capp 👑
That yanket ad was horrriblleee lmaooooooo 😂😂😂
I see English ain't your first language, the word you are looking for is "perfect" or "amazing".
@@FalconTheFirst838 Boooooo
yes@@FalconTheFirst838
I know right! The damn things fall apart after a hundred washer/dryer cycles or so...😂
Fun fact you can actually buy a yanket online. They are about $60
" Once you go black. You go deaf." Funniest line I've heard in year's.
... in years* - plural, no apostrophe
5:26 …YO 15 MINUTES LATER??! 💀
Lightbulb moment.
No way I didn’t get that until you said it 😂
Maybe his parents were busy right then and so he had to wait 15 minutes to say that Meg is the Foot Fetish girl.
HUH!?
@@juanresto6756 Where's my comment?
The dairy cow cutaway at 18:20 is by far my favorite 😭😂
Lmao
I can promise you, whoever voiced that cow did not get paid enough to do that 😭
@@duffi5290 Same for whoever drew and animated it 😂
wish i was that cow yes yes
made even funnier by the fact that there aren't male cows, cows are female, the males of the species are bulls
"OMG AFFIRMATIVE!!!"
I'M ARRIVING!!
One of my favorite scenes. 😂😭😭
I wanna like the comment but it’s at 269
@@Dasupergamingboi And now it's 669 so i won't like it either
liked it so it's at 696
16:13 honestly the amount of story being told without a single word spoken is incredible
And the captions don’t even say that there’s a sound. It just makes it seem like a weird, long, silent shot.
The Carter eggnog scene kills me every time.
It fucking murdered me
You are bending it❤😂😂😂😂😂😂
Something about the way he says “nog” just kills me
@@KeatonGraves Drink the nog, Keaton.
This is the best dirty jokes compilation on yt
I haven't had sex in 4 years 😂😂😂
Yoo, that caught me so off guard🤣🤣
I am one step ahead of you . I have never had sex
@@roshnialam5385I am 2 steps ahead of you, I am incapable of sex
I never had sex at all
I already thought you didn't.
5:35 no one gonna talk about the 15 minute time skip 💀
Creepy.
I mean he went in with the intention of finishing
Man I can never be bored watching family guy.
Even Stewie is bigger than Peter. 😂
The correct term you're looking for is older.
No the measuring dics remember@@HarmonyBunny
yet peter is still bigger than mort
@@HarmonyBunnyno it's bigger
@@HarmonyBunnyLet me guess, you've not watched it in years? Lol
“Affirmative affirmative affirmative!” 😭😭🤣🤣
Sorry I arrive arrive early
13:25 "i still don't like chrismas but i love what we just did"😂😂
*that frame jumpscared me really bad* 💀😱
You always end it perfectly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's what she said
Quagmire: "Good, because we are doing facials"
Zooms in--😆😆
Mm, more egg nog?
wow it’s not like we watched the video 😐
@@AndresLopez-ih2op Wait, you don't come to the comments to see what the video is about?
0:19 😂 and then Mr Weed takes with him to be alone with it 😂
Should have borrowed Stewie's Etch-a-Sketch 😮😂
That clip at 0:45 actually set my Siri on my phone
Did it show you BUSTY LATINAS?
Damn
😂🤣
Did she find you anything good?
See anything
8:24
I'm surprised Quagmire even carries a condom. 😂
YEAH,,,,"BUT,,,,"DOES,,HE,,,USE THEM???????
@@RODNEY-w3m probably not, judging by how many kids he has
Just in case the woman already has an STD.
That jack in the box joke was the highlight.
yes it was🤣
Yanket! 😂
The zucchini and eggnog bits were
Need to get yanket on shark tank
“Ow, you’re bending it” 😂😂
This had me rolling 😂
19:30
😂
😂🤣🤣🤣
Bros easily bent because just like his dad he’s c!rcvmc!sed
Bozo the tax accountant is still my favorite clip
Why
@@waynereiffenstein7153The way the accountant censors the words with circus clown acts makes me laugh
3:30 “I goes by smell” yes I can see that
" that's alright bird, I goes by smell"
the smoothness of that delivery. lmao
“How long you been in beauty school? Well tonight we’re doing facials”
Ha!
Damn! made it all the way to the end without bursting out laughing and the Jack Elsewhere got me. 😂
thinking or maybe feeling outside the box
3:22 The "That's alright bird, I goes by smell" has me in stitches 🪡
Thank-you very much 😂😂😂
Bought 2 Yankets for X-Mas.
Hope you tested them before your purchases ?
1:46 what the actual hell 💀
That is either the first or the second time that Stewie has referred to him as his lover.
The late night monologue part was amazing
The foot feetish joke was spot on
That it takes 15 minutes or that people touch it to their sisters?
Because I can say neither is true for me
@@q.h.s5051thanks for letting us all know
@@q.h.s5051 I doubt that dawg
I see what you did there
Bruh
0:19 "I haven’t had sex in 4 years.” Lol
The red carpet scene from PTV (same episode as the "Sideboob Hour") should've been here.
My favorite gag, and it fits well here.
0:44 my Siri actually picked up on this HELPPP😭
Did it actually search it?
Did it show you BUSTY LATINAS?
Affirmative affirmative affirmative....am sorry i arrived early😂😂😂😂 peter you the man......🎉
I'm so glad This showed up in my recommendations. Really funny to see all these. I believe I actually have seen every single one of these in a Family Guy episode I've watched before. They might have a couple here and there I hadn't seen but no this is from long before I stop watching to new episodes so yeah I think I have seen all these scenes before and I'm happy to see them all put together like this. Especially after the kind of day I have been having
I hope you’ve been having good days❤
16:21 DING! 😂😂😂
Listening to this at work and I literally lost it at the last few seconds. Damnit, lol.
“Good luck buddy I’ve been barking up that tree for 17 years.”😂😂😂😂😂
17:05 ‘the late night monologues’ 😂😂😂
“Sorry I arrived early” lmfao
5:42 I love how Peter and Lois can't remember Meg's birthday, but immediately recognise her birthmark
"Sorry i arrived early" 😂
Lool this funny as hell 😊😂
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Babe wake up new boba fett just dropped
Old fashioned father son beat off got me 😂
Pitcher and catcher practice next.
Am I the only one who laughs at Quagmire running away and leaving behind a Rat that fell out of his ass? 😂
Wasn't it a gerbil?
@@JamesThompson-zk1ht Doesn’t matter; the kink is still the same.
@@JamesThompson-zk1ht I might have been a gerbil once but now its a rat?
😅
@@jameswoodbury2806 😂
3:03 I'm dying
Never seen this episode so yeah it got me too 😂
“15 minutes later” 😂😂😂
19:30 “ow you’re bending it” 😂
NGL, Lois as Mystique is pretty hot.
😮what does that mean? Bending what ?
They gave Cleveland a show but not Quagmire, such bullshit
It’s propably too sexy for the mericans
So true!
There’s actually a scene where quagmire asks peter if he thinks he could get his own show and peter says “Quagmire, you’re a räpîśt”
Family Guy can do without Cleveland, it can't without Quagmire. Simple as that
@@cicero1OTBA They kinda snipped his balls in the later seasons
8:32 Are you efing serious 😂😂😂😂😂 the setup for Chris is insane
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“I’m a horse breeder now!” Stewie just says fuck it and eats 9:18
Thanks for your hard work ❤❤
“Nothing. Let’s watch a Scarlet Johansson movie.”
MR. ZUCCHINI HEAD
Why doesn't Family Guy make this toy ??!!
I would buy one
It already exists. It's called a-
The merman was so unexpectedly funny 😂
I never noticed when quagmire flips his light switch his windows are sealed shut
Peter thinks MS means Monkey Scrotum 😂
😂😂
...and hes braggin about it 😂
"The yanket" *LMAO!*
5:49 THATS SO REAL THO 😭
That Yanket was wild 💀 3:32
Mr Zucchini Head, I forgot about this. It’s still as hilarious as ever.
That cow being milked joke was brutal. 😂😂😂❤
8:56 The first time I saw this clip, I thought the joke was that Chris got a kidney stone. It took me a while to realize what the ACTUAL joke was lol
COME ON, THE YANKET , THEY WOULD SELL MILLIONS OF THEM
WHY ARE THEY NOT MAKING THESE ??!!
“Alright, finished a chapter. Time to reward myself with a slow, relaxing yank.” -Chris Griffin
The dog 17:01, the cow 18:25, and ketchup bottle 14:38 had me laughing the hardest. 🤣🤣🤣
5:34
what was he doin in those 15 minutes
💀💀💀💀💀
5:48 i saw family guy r34 💀💀
I saw a cartoon of Meg shitting on Stewie
Same
4:44 when you make a damn good joke and people love it , but then you get a little excited and add one more to mess it up altogether 😂 we all been there once.
Where can I get one of those "Yanket"s?
I can't seem to find them on Amazon.
“Bustyyy Lantinasss”
8:56
One of the funniest moments and smartest jokes in the entire series. 😂
i love how quagmire said “what the hell are you supposed to be”
it’s because he never used one at all
Until he learned the frosty jim
lol looked for this to see if anyone else commented it
Prophylactic? Antiphylactic!
@3:50--Since Peter is closer to Boston, it should have been the Yankee.
1:59 looks like borat 😂
16:58 reminds me of when my old lady does that to me but with her fist...
Ayo? 🤨📸
19:26 ahh you’re bending it
8:57 hold up
Dan Schneider in a nutshell: 5:16
16:21 Bro’s armor can’t ding because he’s c!rcvmc!sed
The yanket lmao 😂
5:47 i just realized what this meant
I really want to know what Quagmire said at 18:37
The Red Bull one never gets old… 😂
9:46 - Song title please?
EDIT: “Clocks” by Coldplay ..... cheers!!!
Clocks by Coldplay
@@xscarecrowxx Hey, thanks man!! I hope you have an extra special great week my friend. Cheers!!
"....his arms are too shart!...." :D
5:47 😂 why did know what he was talking about right away
3:22 I damn near peed😂😂😂
I could have used a Yank It in high school.
You, me and every other teenage boy learning about themselves
My teacher was a fox too!!!!!! Fox!!!
what are these comments💀
😂😂😂😂
For some reason, in my school, about once a year, someone would get caught in class.
20:00 Once you go black you go def 💀💀
“Haven’t had sex in four years”
I like the bits that are whisper quiet and then incredibly loud
This is a good reminder to watch the old seasons 😂
9:53 clever transition 😂
Affirmative