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  • @shiraori5450
    @shiraori5450 Рік тому +16794

    Oh no, Chainsaw man's worst enemy, the Flex Devil.

  • @murphypet146
    @murphypet146 Рік тому +10208

    We repair our wooden submarines up in Canada with flexpaste.

  • @desktorp
    @desktorp 6 днів тому +756

    I used Flex Paste on my rear end and it stopped my chronic diarrhea. Thanks Phil!

    • @Mark-lq3sb
      @Mark-lq3sb 5 днів тому +27

      I bet toilet paper cost went down dramatically too.

    • @MrFabianschmidt
      @MrFabianschmidt 5 днів тому +13

      @@Mark-lq3sb Flexseal as toilet paper, its just awesome!

    • @WastedDad
      @WastedDad 5 днів тому +8

      Im going to keep feding you and feeding you and feeding you

    • @kazeKaz3
      @kazeKaz3 5 днів тому +6

      well what happens if you really need to take a shit? Do you just hold it in forever or you spontaneously combust?

    • @BighnicHnicBAWSESTATUS
      @BighnicHnicBAWSESTATUS 4 дні тому +5

      Joe Biden uses this

  • @careyfuel3278
    @careyfuel3278 6 днів тому +805

    He will never be able to one up the "I just sawed this boat in half!" ad. Fckin classic...

    • @ampsbydan
      @ampsbydan 5 днів тому +20

      "I just sawed up this plane in half!"

    • @NaisanSama
      @NaisanSama 4 дні тому +4

      That's where you know the marketing is phenomenal

    • @realcarmoney
      @realcarmoney 4 дні тому +14

      Ah shit now Boeing has a cheaper option

    • @plesadian3
      @plesadian3 4 дні тому +1

      I love that commercial,
      Shark infested waters .

    • @grapeseed427
      @grapeseed427 4 дні тому +2

      ​@@NaisanSamaif not the marketing, definitely the coke.

  • @Icystudios727
    @Icystudios727 Рік тому +4244

    NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE

    • @Palmaiz
      @Palmaiz Рік тому +18

      Thanks i cant hear!

    • @Oleg72855
      @Oleg72855 Рік тому +18

      ​@@Palmaiz my condolences

    • @funhole26
      @funhole26 Рік тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nukcle34528
      @Nukcle34528 Рік тому +2

      What the true you say ♥️you're right 😑

    • @YuFow
      @YuFow Рік тому +1

      1000th like

  • @franklyjustty
    @franklyjustty Рік тому +1783

    My wife cheated and tryed to leave with the kids it left a gaping hole……UNTIL I applied just one coat of flex paste

    • @sivhas
      @sivhas Рік тому +12

      No need to worry about it. You can file for divorce if she's not living with you. I don't know what country you're from.

    • @franklyjustty
      @franklyjustty Рік тому +57

      @@sivhas it’s a joke Brother but Thankyou for your support I appreciate it

    • @dads_diy
      @dads_diy Рік тому

      Flex seal the gaping hole in her chest lmao

    • @riteshbolane
      @riteshbolane Рік тому +24

      @@franklyjustty lmao Superman flew beyond the joke like woooshh

    • @unclerhombus
      @unclerhombus 2 місяці тому

      @@sivhasnow *that’s* a lot of dumbass!

  • @friedchicken1
    @friedchicken1 6 днів тому +88

    this guy could sell me the paste and the chainsaw in the same commercial

    • @zzz7zzz9
      @zzz7zzz9 4 дні тому +2

      Well, you actually NEED the chainsaw, to go destroy things to repair with the paste.

    • @Zingamazong
      @Zingamazong 4 дні тому +1

      Your wallet "now that's a lot of damage!"

  • @kappafalcon
    @kappafalcon 6 днів тому +19

    "I just sawed this boat in half!" Is my favorite one

  • @adithyanp.a4272
    @adithyanp.a4272 Рік тому +2157

    People on the titanic needed this

    • @Akashkumar-nn4oj
      @Akashkumar-nn4oj Рік тому +27

      No , they are dead
      It's too late

    • @The-Gamist
      @The-Gamist Рік тому +46

      ​@@Akashkumar-nn4ojr/wooosh

    • @Wouterferdinand
      @Wouterferdinand Рік тому

      😂

    • @adithyanp.a4272
      @adithyanp.a4272 Рік тому +32

      @@Akashkumar-nn4oj that's what I said, "needed" is past tense . 😅

    • @egonreiter
      @egonreiter Рік тому +4

      If you want. We can travel together in time and fix the problem. I see you last Sunday in Praha.

  • @itsdramahere
    @itsdramahere 10 місяців тому +1520

    Thank you! My chest got ripped open by a chainsaw, I put on the flex tape and boom! I was fixed!

    • @glenlindsay480
      @glenlindsay480 7 днів тому +6

      You put flex tape on the saw bar, but did you need any on your chest? LOL

    • @bennette.7033
      @bennette.7033 7 днів тому +1

      Jesus loves you fg

    • @AngelerFils
      @AngelerFils 6 днів тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @heybabe8438
      @heybabe8438 6 днів тому

      Same happened to me except it was my leg I wish it came in flesh colors!!

    • @phild12pd
      @phild12pd 6 днів тому +1

      That’s a lot of damage

  • @HowdyFolksGaming
    @HowdyFolksGaming 6 днів тому +8

    I love how he looks at the camera and nods like “y’all know what happens next” 😂

  • @mobileautorepairs2169
    @mobileautorepairs2169 5 днів тому +1

    That devilish laugh...
    😂🎉

  • @kieranfitzgerald2030
    @kieranfitzgerald2030 7 днів тому +471

    Demon: "hahaha, jokes on you Doom Slayer, i come equipped with flex paste"
    😂😂

  • @wenilycastillo8365
    @wenilycastillo8365 Рік тому +622

    Bro can fix the titanic now

  • @connman8d617
    @connman8d617 6 днів тому +4

    I once watched an out of context phil swift montage and it was the greatest thing I've ever seen.

  • @Michael-gr3at
    @Michael-gr3at 6 днів тому +3

    “NOW THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE”, said Dumbledore calmly.

  • @patrickreedy1176
    @patrickreedy1176 8 днів тому +158

    Still doesn't beat Richard's flex hose that grows and grows ,My wife is super happy with Richard's hose that grows.

  • @VersinKettorix
    @VersinKettorix 7 днів тому +48

    The craftsman like finish on that repair was something to behold. It takes a trained eye to even see that there was ever a problem.

  • @Kingfisher-Inc.
    @Kingfisher-Inc. 5 днів тому +1

    "You sniffed too much Flex Glue! And now all you can see is Martians..."

  • @MirelurkMaster
    @MirelurkMaster 7 днів тому +1

    He nodded like "you know i gotta do this"

  • @CheddarCheeseBandit
    @CheddarCheeseBandit Рік тому +154

    No one can replace Billy Mays.

    • @gregmurphy2020
      @gregmurphy2020 13 днів тому +3

      Who?

    • @H3aling808
      @H3aling808 8 днів тому +6

      Billy replaced himself with his 👃

    • @davidkirby-jx9xp
      @davidkirby-jx9xp 7 днів тому +1

      ​@@gregmurphy2020You Know,, That guy from that thing we channel surf past because their products are Highly expensive rubbish 😅

    • @sageminentjunky5197
      @sageminentjunky5197 7 днів тому +9

      Billy Mays promoted OXYCLEAN (while snorting oxycontin and cocaine)

    • @comradepickles7607
      @comradepickles7607 7 днів тому +3

      BILLY MAYS HERE with another FANTASTIC new PRODUCT 🤧🤧🤧

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck Рік тому +158

    If kids these days are loving this guy, they have no idea what they missed out on with Billy Mays and Vince the Shamwow Guy lol 😂

  • @DuderofDudeness
    @DuderofDudeness 4 дні тому +1

    Freddy Krueger's worst nightmare, Phil mf Swift

  • @user-pt9zs9ro8i
    @user-pt9zs9ro8i 4 дні тому +1

    I like how he didn't even look at the girls and they took it personally

  • @daveparsons6956
    @daveparsons6956 9 днів тому +12

    FlexSeal - especially useful if you accidntally chainsaw through an upturned half-barrel. Brilliant.

  • @Moe7133
    @Moe7133 Рік тому +326

    True Story: My dad use to put flex seal on every old galvanized pipe that leaked back in the old days without calling the plumber to replace. “Who needs a plumber when you got Flexseal!”

    • @cyandizzy
      @cyandizzy Рік тому +20

      based dad

    • @Lagoon_Games
      @Lagoon_Games Рік тому +37

      And all of a sudden you are drinking water with flex seal in it.....

    • @doglovemimijumable
      @doglovemimijumable Рік тому +5

      Years later, after a pipe turns into a Flexseal wall.
      “Who needs a plumber when you got Flexseal!” - Your dad.

    • @E_Rico
      @E_Rico Рік тому +22

      @@doglovemimijumable whole house slowly transitions into a FlexSeal structure over the years

    • @giantgrowth4204
      @giantgrowth4204 Рік тому +5

      Great for drinking. A pipe fiting is way cheaper than flex seal.

  • @user-pp6xl4oo9l
    @user-pp6xl4oo9l 3 дні тому

    Your confidence is contagious.

  • @RobotPanda15
    @RobotPanda15 4 дні тому

    This is the calmest I've ever seen you Phil

  • @Ceizure502
    @Ceizure502 7 днів тому +52

    The thing I love about this company is their level of genuineness, they're literally just really good at making sealing and sticky products, I've bought flex tape and I can confirm it goes above and beyond its purpose

    • @robertmueller6979
      @robertmueller6979 5 днів тому +4

      So does buytl deck tape at half the price

    • @PS3PS3PS3PS3
      @PS3PS3PS3PS3 4 дні тому

      I agree! Works very well in walk in coolers

    • @jordanmorris2914
      @jordanmorris2914 4 дні тому +3

      ​@robertmueller6979 I mean that's fair, these guys need to pay Phils wages to chop things up and slap on sone paste 😂

    • @jessetaft1
      @jessetaft1 4 дні тому

      Yeah they’re genuinely solid products

    • @diffened
      @diffened 4 дні тому

      Used flextape to repair a garden hose and it blew out. Fixed it again with more layers and it blew out again. Flextape sucks in my opinion

  • @smokeytheturkey5373
    @smokeytheturkey5373 Рік тому +328

    The one line that made a childhood

  • @johnathansaegal3156
    @johnathansaegal3156 4 дні тому

    Phil... you are the perfect pitchman for Flex products. All of your products are awesome! I am not kidding, my family's homestead has cases of almost every "Flex" product just in case we need a quick fix.
    We have a full machine shop and even a mobile welding truck on property, but sometimes we just need that fix as fast as possible. It's three hours to town from the homestead and issues often pop up when there's no way we would make it to the closest hardware store, but need to repair a screen or window, or water tank... and we have a lot of water tanks on the property (and under the property) as we have a private silver mine that goes three stories underground.
    Flex tape, caulk, sealing products of all types have saved us a lot of headaches and money. We have yet needed to repair a boat we've cut in half, but that's just because we don't have a boat.
    Keep doing what you're doing. You are great at it... and now I see there's some paste that looks like it should be in our storage sheds!

  • @andrewchristou2693
    @andrewchristou2693 4 дні тому +1

    It’s Vito from the sopranos after they found out he was gay 😂

  • @airgliderz
    @airgliderz 7 днів тому +3

    I painted my rusted out 1972 AMC hornet with Flex paint, now it floats!!
    Gotta go...gone fishing .. in my new boat.

  • @Dataclysm
    @Dataclysm Рік тому +33

    This man is his own personal FLEX.

  • @manny_f
    @manny_f 4 дні тому

    That's the safest way to approach the workpiece with a chain saw.

  • @kokujin5446
    @kokujin5446 5 днів тому

    Love how one line gave him infinite free advertisement.

  • @silentassailant3905
    @silentassailant3905 7 днів тому +6

    i feel like landlords will see this and just say, water what water?

  • @MAK9246
    @MAK9246 Рік тому +21

    Flexseal can fix most things. But it can't fix my crippling depression.

    • @mvelomthethwa880
      @mvelomthethwa880 Рік тому

      Mate that one is easy ...go out see ppl.... remember to pray.....what i have proven is that there is some spirit that don't want u to be happy...once u get rid of it which is hard .u become happy again

    • @mvelomthethwa880
      @mvelomthethwa880 Рік тому

      There in no explanation why your mind just work hard to slove something it cant solve unles there is something operating it to failure 😢

    • @johndavis4850
      @johndavis4850 7 днів тому

      You have to use 3 Flex products, the spray, the paint, and the putty. Sure to mend a broken mind my friend.

    • @AlexandriAce
      @AlexandriAce 5 днів тому

      Even then, proven to be slightly more effective than placebo!

    • @someguy7993
      @someguy7993 4 дні тому

      The chainsaw can fix it, guaranteed.

  • @nobiazcustomsinc5030
    @nobiazcustomsinc5030 5 днів тому

    That plunge cut had me on the edge of my seat

  • @user-zx1nt7vh8n
    @user-zx1nt7vh8n 4 дні тому

    Lil dude's backup quietly blocked that door like a mobster bodyguard.

  • @samthekashman
    @samthekashman Рік тому +53

    My entire radiator core support was just flex seal for 6 months. Held up great

  • @brig0706
    @brig0706 7 днів тому +7

    This is the look of a man who has found his purpose, enjoys what he does, and helps society as a whole and knows it.

  • @koolaid33
    @koolaid33 4 дні тому +1

    I was just robbed at gunpoint and the mugger shot me, but with the power of flex seal, I'm good as new. Thanks Phil!

  • @mr.grumpy3683
    @mr.grumpy3683 7 днів тому

    Damn that hand placement was crazy 😂 No kick back thou.

  • @XPSnova
    @XPSnova Рік тому +25

    Legend says this seal still hasn't broken

  • @brandonlee979
    @brandonlee979 7 днів тому +4

    “So the mechanic says “looks like you blew a seal” and the penguin replies, “oh no, that’s just a little ice cream.”

    • @john1247thedog
      @john1247thedog 5 днів тому

      Did you really think I wished for an eleven inch pianist?

    • @brandonlee979
      @brandonlee979 5 днів тому

      @@john1247thedog 😂

  • @thetoastlord8291
    @thetoastlord8291 4 дні тому

    That nod was like "I am chaos"

  • @user-ez4ne9zz9q
    @user-ez4ne9zz9q 4 дні тому

    Flex seal comes out with all kinds of cool shit

  • @lilslappy2
    @lilslappy2 Рік тому +57

    “THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!” Proceeds to fix it immediately.

    • @snipermonkey3428
      @snipermonkey3428 Рік тому +3

      That's the power of ✨️flex paste✨️

    • @zloth6153
      @zloth6153 Рік тому +3

      That's the point of the commercial

  • @yigittopcu1402
    @yigittopcu1402 Рік тому +12

    This why ı like this man

  • @backbybay
    @backbybay 6 днів тому

    More absurdity in this than a Fast and Furious movie. But equally as entertaining.

  • @mamdouhsab9909
    @mamdouhsab9909 6 днів тому

    The nod killed me 😂

  • @moisesarellano9205
    @moisesarellano9205 Рік тому +7

    At this point I’m considering making a vine out of flex tape so I could swing around like Tarzan

  • @TomastheHorrorfan
    @TomastheHorrorfan Рік тому +6

    At first I thought he said “but with flex taste”

  • @jeffhaskin895
    @jeffhaskin895 6 днів тому

    im convinced phill works for the mafia

  • @flyingdutchman28
    @flyingdutchman28 5 днів тому

    I watched this twice. It’s like a mini Hollywood movie.

  • @Surreyredneck
    @Surreyredneck Рік тому +35

    That sh*t works on anything.

  • @LA0aO9
    @LA0aO9 Рік тому +9

    He needs a "but wait, there's more!" RIP ❤️

  • @AdamTurner-he6km
    @AdamTurner-he6km 5 днів тому

    Keep in mind flex seal is not for pressurized pipes. But is great on lite head pressure..

  • @TheOne38r
    @TheOne38r 3 дні тому

    His smile alone is more scary then him with the chainsaw

  • @user-oy4qh8th7h
    @user-oy4qh8th7h Рік тому +5

    Ждëм следующий ролик рекламы как вы чините трубу газопровода🙂

    • @ayramenkaandrej1093
      @ayramenkaandrej1093 12 днів тому

      Пусть сначала бетонную старую канализацию пробитую отремонтируют с содержимым чтобы в яме воду откачать

  • @rolex_1840_yt
    @rolex_1840_yt Рік тому +18

    Normal turbo flex paste in Ohio be like ☠️🗿

  • @Blimzio
    @Blimzio 6 днів тому

    when you finally land your first acting gig after 30 years of auditions.

  • @rudr7789
    @rudr7789 5 днів тому

    lol the editing clearly visible at the lower end is too funny😂😂😂

  • @diddannydoit
    @diddannydoit 7 днів тому +9

    American advertising. comedy gold.

  • @huzefabangdiwala2644
    @huzefabangdiwala2644 Рік тому +4

    NOW THATS A LOT OF EMOTIONAL DAMAGE TO THE WOOD

  • @praingmantis1
    @praingmantis1 6 днів тому

    He is always so upbeat. Great guy.

  • @elliottbramschreiber5019
    @elliottbramschreiber5019 5 днів тому

    I need to start thinking about this for car repairs

  • @headhunter531
    @headhunter531 Рік тому +3

    i had my phone on mute while watching this but could still hear this man say "now that's a lot of damage" in my head.

  • @equilapmuebles8733
    @equilapmuebles8733 Рік тому +3

    El muchacho tiene más pinta de asesino serial de película que de vendedor jaja

  • @Sava.S
    @Sava.S 4 дні тому

    Mans fully embraced being a meme

  • @mECoReZlEr
    @mECoReZlEr 5 днів тому

    Your eyeglasses:😢
    Turboflex eyeglasses:💪

  • @daddywonka2355
    @daddywonka2355 Рік тому +11

    I love this man

  • @omikaje7444
    @omikaje7444 Рік тому +3

    my favourite

  • @jacksmith4484
    @jacksmith4484 6 днів тому

    Tv shopping channel are the finest thing

  • @Nekros_
    @Nekros_ 5 днів тому +1

    This is why the submarine sunk...😅

  • @cannibalsphincter2186
    @cannibalsphincter2186 Рік тому +3

    Phil Swift is God.

  • @Ethian315
    @Ethian315 Рік тому +3

    That's how you cheat if you pay attention in physics class

  • @davidfarr1933
    @davidfarr1933 4 дні тому

    All I can think is when Mike P told mad flex "that's a lotta damage

  • @themdivision8079
    @themdivision8079 6 днів тому

    999 missed calls from TITANIC

  • @The_Courage.
    @The_Courage. Рік тому +8

    Every broken person deserves flex paste in his life

  • @inarisarp
    @inarisarp Рік тому +5

    I love that laugh. That's an "I love my job" laugh.

  • @carlcasey4177
    @carlcasey4177 5 днів тому

    Love how it was so brief of a snap

  • @laketownvibesentertainment3842
    @laketownvibesentertainment3842 5 днів тому

    Defacing a Stihl chainsaw for a video is crazy mister 😂😂😂

  • @williampersall5992
    @williampersall5992 7 днів тому +10

    The water level never decreased, it looked like they agitated timed to chainsaw penetrating by pumping in air.. So, i suspect that there is a smaller area with water being fed an external source that they could shut off, so the pressure wouldnt vlow the "seal" off the tank.

  • @Ta2dwitetrash
    @Ta2dwitetrash Рік тому +9

    Me looking at my life:
    "Now that's a lot of damage!"
    Do you have a flex tape for me buddy?

  • @devlnbowden
    @devlnbowden 5 днів тому +1

    Good enough to repair a broken marriage

  • @craigdempsey2230
    @craigdempsey2230 5 днів тому

    It's amazing how it started slowing down!

  • @brick1488
    @brick1488 Рік тому +5

    I agree

  • @ThatGuy-ou4ev
    @ThatGuy-ou4ev Рік тому +4

    I actually bought some flex tape the other day, it didn't seal shyt.

    • @jr964
      @jr964 Рік тому

      I second that.

    • @jimbeats3733
      @jimbeats3733 Рік тому

      The flex tape is impractical in almost every way, but as a new home owner I’ve found flex seal is a very efficient temporary fix to leaks/cracks/hole etc.

    • @cloroxlavenderscent4307
      @cloroxlavenderscent4307 Рік тому

      ​@@jimbeats3733silicone does the same thing

  • @poker345611
    @poker345611 6 днів тому

    This is my father. He was a real ballbuster when I was in school.

  • @MannyRamos9
    @MannyRamos9 7 днів тому

    “Now that’s a lot of damage” Someone please make that into a meme.

  • @codysavage91
    @codysavage91 Рік тому +6

    That cut doesn’t even look like a chainsaw 🤣

  • @mirakus_
    @mirakus_ Рік тому +8

    Now thats actually some products that was made with love

  • @andrewzack6559
    @andrewzack6559 5 днів тому

    I have to admit. That flex product works pretty good on most things

  • @jaysoncampbell7901
    @jaysoncampbell7901 5 днів тому

    You are the GOAT now adays

  • @utsachoudhury
    @utsachoudhury Рік тому +6

    New Saw movie:
    Rrrrrrrr. Proceeds to cut off limbs.
    "Now that's a lot of damage".

  • @bioshock_gamer23
    @bioshock_gamer23 Рік тому +8

    :D

  • @blakeellison541
    @blakeellison541 7 днів тому

    Imagine this guy in the corner of your room at 3am laughing like that staring at you

  • @1zinn
    @1zinn 5 днів тому

    I just have to say it's actually refreshing seeing a real companies ad as a regular video. One of my biggest pet peeves is when companies pay for a sponsored video and they just instantly disable comments