Ah yes, Woolie Madden, willing to take the life force of others, even though his tank is full, just because he can. "I have no reason to care for these things." ~Woolie Madden, in the process of stealing life from more innocent creatures.
Woolie, hater of love gets super hype at the idea of taking life from the any living creature he sees, and jumps into the first -anal torture device- suit of armor he lays his eyes on. Matt, bearer of skulls sees life and immediately wishes to draw deadly weapons and burns trees. This are the true -murderers- heroes of the channel.
You know how every superhero movie origin story needs to have that scene where the hero is practicing his powers, and it inevitably results in going really fast and yelling "WOOOOHOOOOO!!" to cheerful music? Woolie will never be free of the *TROPES.* He dove head-first into that one.
In this game, a genderfluid canoe enthusiast conquers all life with their hellish neo-human cyber suit built to fight the nazis by stealing their souls and giving it to plants and shit. Hell yeah.
Didn't Woolie get upset way back whenever Matt and Pat made jokes about him killing animals for fun? Well he's lost the privilege to be bothered about that after saying he's willing to sacrifice pets for high jumps.
In this video we learn that Woolie would sacrifice something he cares about to gain superpowers. Woolie is a Godhand confirmed. Brand of Sacrifices on hulk dolls everywhere.
If they can hold out a little longer they won't have to play Omikron for 30 days. Then they can pass on the problem to the future Best Friends like heroes.
At 9:44 when Woolie and Matt were talking about how "Amrita" is a RPG lingo and it means life energy. The word in that context maybe correct but its origin is from Hindu Mythology. It's a Sanskrit word that literally means "immortality". It is often referred in Sacred Vedas (ancient texts) as a nectar that grants the drinker immortality. Amrita is etymologically related to the Greek ambrosia and carries the same meaning. The word is found in Japanese as well spelled as "Amurita" which again means the same thing. Pretty cool huh guys :)
Yes, Wikipedia has tons of article on various subjects. It's good that you read it. It reinforces a positive sense of curiosity. Please don't stop reading and certainly don't stop pointing it out. :)
So this game grabs every theme it wants and just smashes the heads into each other. Bioshock, Fallout/Legend of Korra, Greenlight Horror, Sonic, Skyrim's UI, unrelated Gaelic soundtrack - check check check.
Observe as the Woolie proceeds to pick up every orb he desires, even when his energy meter is already at full capacity... then doesn't enter the un-enemy'd armita swarms to regain energy.
I can't believe Woolie just. Refuses to bring any trees back to life. I'm half way through and if he fuckin game overs because he just doesn't remember that the game said "Hey plants and animals being alive is good" I just wanna say here I called it
I need a comic of Woolie running in this suit screaming, "Don't tell me I can't jump!." Then have him jump and lose his head, with Matt having a smug look.
Such a great game, bogged down by trying to use every part of the Dual Shock 3. Trying to shake the controller just right, to do anything was such ass.
Someone needs to make a minimalist, deep, beautiful platformer, like this or Journey... Where you get to the last section and it says "Press X to Pick up Gun"
I thought they said they weren't gonna do Yakuza 5 specifically so that people would be forced to buy it, rather than watch them play it and potentially not play it themselves. Jokes on them; I'm saving up to get a PS3 entirely because of their Yakuza 4 playthrough.
Which was a good idea. But it's over a year now. I'm sure whoever wanted to buy it already has and an LP might squeeze out a couple more purchases. I just want Pat to take Matt for another wild kamurocho ride.
"I'll suck it and see what happens." This tells me a lot about Woolie. It takes little convincing I see. Just tell him it doesnt look evil and he'll be willing to put his mouth on anything. I want a friendcast to start off with Liam and Matt screaming at him, "WOOLIE! Spit it out now!" while Pat falls apart in the background.
As we see here, Woolie, still the bad guy. I love that he takes the deer's life without compunction and then the cute little guys. Kills the little animals, chooses boss characters, is a race traitor... Woolie, we're running out of positives here man!
Matt and Woolie are the worst duo when it comes to paying attention to the game....can't count the number of times they ran past boxes (with probably upgrades for the energy) or they Woolie just jumped off the cliff after that same platforming section.
Okay Woolie you get these sick ass momentum parkour powers, and I'm handing you a gun. Now the powers are free and so is the gun. There is no price for these things i've given you. These things are for you to have. Now let me introduce you to Billy, a lil boy whom just recovered from cancer treatment and is about to finally meet his parents after- *Woolie shoots the boy* WOOLIE "Look I'll trade any thing for a sick power armor " THERE WAS NO TRADE. THEY ARE YOURS
I really want to see Woolie and Pat have this superpowers from animal sacrifice conversation instead of Matt, because Woolie is *supposed* to be the one who hates animals, but at the same time you wouldn't even believe how fast Pat would kill anything for immortality.
Someone put the woolie audio over buffy the vampire slayer and angel 'Okay I'll suck it I'll suck it, I'll suck it and see what happens. Yeah I made him evil again."
I would sacrifice very single flea and mosquito in the world, *just* to have the ability to super jump. Given how freaking many there are, that's probably worth up to ten super powers but I'd gladly make the trade for one.
Prepare to see the Woolie in its most natural state.
Woolie wishing he was a nonsensical dog. I feel like we could have see this in LP's like mirrors edge.
Free-running, stealing lifeforce from woodland animals, and trying to make devil's bargains with Matt. It's a Woolie Lore bonanza.
Ah yes, Woolie Madden, willing to take the life force of others, even though his tank is full, just because he can.
"I have no reason to care for these things." ~Woolie Madden, in the process of stealing life from more innocent creatures.
Woolie "Snuff the Puppers, I hate animals" Madden
He needs it to power up his Wooliehole
We are now stuck in the Best Friends' Pre-Shitstorm Time Stop.
This is...
*The Woold Over Heaven!*
The Woold Over Shitstorm!
*THE WOOOOLD OVER SALT*
Manuke!!!
where is cute baby Jolyne?
Hamuko Arisato piloting the power armor
Parkour and small animal murder? How has Woolie not argued to have this be a full LP?
Yeah, he's fucking hyped over animal murder in this one. Kinda scary, actually.
The first time when the SBFP guys have someone else who had an overly erect murder boner other than Pat. lol
He even tried to push to Matt join his animal murder cult
Woolie Dahmer
Cause Woolie is Darlinton
"If it even looks remotely like power armor I'd get in it."
"Woolie, that's not power armor. That's a wheelchair."
"If you can snuff that pupper, you get a shine spark!" - Woolie 2016
Woolie, hater of love gets super hype at the idea of taking life from the any living creature he sees, and jumps into the first -anal torture device- suit of armor he lays his eyes on.
Matt, bearer of skulls sees life and immediately wishes to draw deadly weapons and burns trees.
This are the true -murderers- heroes of the channel.
kill that young pupper, get to shadow step for 5 minutes
kill a lion to get star platinum. sign me up
i shiver at the thought of what pat would do
Totally not Nik
You mean let everyone else die in order to make sure he lived?
no he would make everything run at 60 fps
Little does Woolie know that this video was only recorded for the sake of furthering his animal murderer lore.
Woolie doesn't care whether something is sapient or not, remember that guy in highschool that Woolie super murdered?
A football game if I recall correctly?
RIGHT?!
6:59 "Woolie, that's just an Iron Maiden"
Woolie would be like "OOH, THAT'S A SICK NAME FOR A POWER ARMOR!"
Any more filler and you guys might have to label this week "Week of Naruto"
yo this game looks super legit tho
as i walk through the valley of the shadow of hype, i take a look at my like and realize it's shite
DAMMIT! You beat me to it!
The Zaibatsu is my Scrublord.
I shall not backdown.
-w-
That is far more funny than my take on it. XD
i noticed, old boy
You know how every superhero movie origin story needs to have that scene where the hero is practicing his powers, and it inevitably results in going really fast and yelling "WOOOOHOOOOO!!" to cheerful music?
Woolie will never be free of the *TROPES.* He dove head-first into that one.
In this game, a genderfluid canoe enthusiast conquers all life with their hellish neo-human cyber suit built to fight the nazis by stealing their souls and giving it to plants and shit. Hell yeah.
I would watch that movie!
Alice C JOKES ON YOU Y'JUST DID
Current year. The Movie.
I love how Matt goes "feel free to isolate Woolie saying..." and says it like 3 times lol
Woolie: would you sacrifice a whole zoo of red panda's for-
Me: Yes
Matt - There must be some evil around here
There is, it's the players.
circular7 What were they supposed to do NOT murder and revive a deer in a hellish cycle?
fuck dude red pandas are a fake animal anyway so it's easy.
pre-shitstorm is a very slow week
oir zah besto in Za Waurdo !
I hope they play dead by daylight
excuse me? I'll have you know it's called Scariness Marathon now
i hope they play Minecraft Story Mode episode 2, thats the scariest game i have ever played
wrong, it's called "Pat Shitstorming on the Bed Again of Scariness".
Pat would sacrifice life to keep himself alive, Woolie would just do it for sick jumping abilities
Welcome back to the Naruto Filler Arc
Believe it.
Will they totally make out with hinata?
No. No they won't.
we all got Infinite Tsukuyomied by Woolie
Totally not Nik
We all thought Woolie was the instigator, but it turned out Liam was the Masked Man that was behind everything this whole time.
but then you find out that it's David Cage controlling Liam from the start, thats why we got so many Cage games on this channel
I feel like there's a correlation between Woolie play-testing games, and them coming out bad.
"Oh look, tutorial text, I should just skip it and not read any of it!"
.....naaaaaaah.
Didn't Woolie get upset way back whenever Matt and Pat made jokes about him killing animals for fun? Well he's lost the privilege to be bothered about that after saying he's willing to sacrifice pets for high jumps.
For some reason I couldn't help but giggle at 10:19 as the lively panpipe music plays while the camera pans over a deer corpse.
Wookie's mom would be more "A L.E.A.F suit? Ya dont know what ya messin wit!"
In this video we learn that Woolie would sacrifice something he cares about to gain superpowers.
Woolie is a Godhand confirmed. Brand of Sacrifices on hulk dolls everywhere.
I love when they miss a sentence in a tutorial and accidentally embark on a challenge run.
Power armor, super jumps and fucking with stupid shitty deer. This is a lot less pretentious than I was expecting.
"If you can snuff that pupper, you get a shinespark!"
When Woolie got the L.E.A.F. Suit upgrades, I thought he was gonna crack the controller in half and just suplex Matt out of pure joy.
Best Friends must be abandoning series LP's this week.
When it comes to Omikron, I can't even blame then.
I literally said that yesterday, man.
*EXPOSE THE CONSPIRACY!*
The month's almost over, why start something new when the Shitstorm is going to take up the evening slot for the next 30 days?
If they can hold out a little longer they won't have to play Omikron for 30 days. Then they can pass on the problem to the future Best Friends like heroes.
That still leaves them with the burden of eventually having to do it.
They will still be the future best friends.
At 9:44 when Woolie and Matt were talking about how "Amrita" is a RPG lingo and it means life energy. The word in that context maybe correct but its origin is from Hindu Mythology. It's a Sanskrit word that literally means "immortality". It is often referred in Sacred Vedas (ancient texts) as a nectar that grants the drinker immortality. Amrita is etymologically related to the Greek ambrosia and carries the same meaning. The word is found in Japanese as well spelled as "Amurita" which again means the same thing. Pretty cool huh guys :)
RPGs make me look up items like this. The more you know right?
Yes, Wikipedia has tons of article on various subjects. It's good that you read it. It reinforces a positive sense of curiosity. Please don't stop reading and certainly don't stop pointing it out. :)
"Am i in ohio?"
no because this place looks nice
What happened to Ohio? :(
it got Detroitified
Rip.
You cool guys are welcome to hang out over here in NC. Nothing bad ever really happens here.
I live in Ohio. I fucking hate this place.
still mostly better than cali
You'd imagine a game where you destroy Canadian wildlife would be like Gardening Simulator for Woolie.
Only if he has momentum jumps
Is this the Week of Woolie I've been hearing so much about?
welcome to the Dark Age
+Totally not Nik
That's racist
Fuck you Caghe you pretentious fuck.
You mean the Dark cAge
"Did you take 'girl'?"
"I did. It _feels_ like I did."
Feelings lie. We've been over this, Woolie.
Woolie is such a good liar, even his feelings lie to him
Totally not Nik This statement implies that feelings are normally truthful.
well atleast we have some, unlike woolie, when it comes to liying he is an absolute
In this episode: Woolie has no problems using animals as fuel for Shinesparking.
Can't wait to see fanart of Woolie playing Football in the L.E.A.F. suit while taking other players lives just so he can run faster
Woolie: well it's got slightly more character then most Marvel movie soundtracks.
I have a feeling Woolie may watch Every Frame a Painting.
So this game grabs every theme it wants and just smashes the heads into each other. Bioshock, Fallout/Legend of Korra, Greenlight Horror, Sonic, Skyrim's UI, unrelated Gaelic soundtrack - check check check.
In terms of power and appearance, the leaf suit turns you into a satyr
I think Woolie already learned how to take life, in highschool foot ball.
Observe as the Woolie proceeds to pick up every orb he desires, even when his energy meter is already at full capacity... then doesn't enter the un-enemy'd armita swarms to regain energy.
I mean, that doesn't make any sense. Why would you absorb the energy from the thing you're using energy to incapacitate?
Teregrin Pook Because the game literally told them to, but they weren't paying attention.
TomatoAbe
Oh, well.
*"If you can snuff that pupper, you get a Shinespark." -Woolie Madden 2016*
I can't believe Woolie just. Refuses to bring any trees back to life. I'm half way through and if he fuckin game overs because he just doesn't remember that the game said "Hey plants and animals being alive is good" I just wanna say here
I called it
Filler arc before the Shitstorm
"Driving in and out the valley!~"
it's not filler. it's filling for your guts, gurl
Whhhyy are weeee so blind to see?
Richter The D With shit maybe ;P Where's da hype tho
***** Just want November to come so we can actually move on with new, hopefully hype, LPs ;P
+AfroMetalMizu Well another Castlevania game will be an LP.
"I'll suck it, I'll suck it."
-Matt, While Describing Woolie
Woolie's attitude towards love made him a robot. The gleeful way he takes life from innocent creatures now reveal he's actually just a sociopath.
The L.E.A.F suit! You can jump! You can run! You can spit in the face of mother nature herself as you get to decide who is worthy of life and death!
Why was Woolie making jokes about lawfully wedded wives when he's proven love is an alien concept to him?
As I through valley the shadow of LPs, I look at schedule and realize there's nothing left.
* *Yawn* *
Well can't all be winners. They are having a dud week and so am I.
Spelling. Grammar. These are things.
new best woolie quote
SNUFF THAT PUPPER
Woolie sees cute little ghosts, must be satans work.
He keeps reaching a new level of garbage.
"Jeez Woolie!"
I need a comic of Woolie running in this suit screaming, "Don't tell me I can't jump!."
Then have him jump and lose his head, with Matt having a smug look.
As a native Ohioan, I found the Ohio joke at 6:10 absolutely hilarious.
This feels like such a mishmash of conflicting ideas. I need a 'making of' behind these thematic choices.
"The Shitstorm is coming" Ned Stark, Egdelord of Winterfell.
Those little critters remind me of Folklore... too bad no one even remembers that game existed
I 'member
It's pretty good.
...I kinda suck at it
I very good game mired by the shitty sixaxis bullshit, yeah I remember it. Wish it got a sequel or a remaster without that dumb mechanic
Such a great game, bogged down by trying to use every part of the Dual Shock 3. Trying to shake the controller just right, to do anything was such ass.
I feel ya bro
"Where's your guns?"
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Jesus dem gams. I been seeing dem around. Dem birthing hips. *whistle*
Someone needs to make a minimalist, deep, beautiful platformer, like this or Journey...
Where you get to the last section and it says "Press X to Pick up Gun"
How many amazing quotes can be extrapolated from this one episode??
I think my favourite is "If you can snuff that pupper,you get a Shine Spark!"
You can only delay yakuza 5 for so long.
tell that to the blazblue guys
We demand Pat driving a taxi with idols slapped all over it!
I thought they said they weren't gonna do Yakuza 5 specifically so that people would be forced to buy it, rather than watch them play it and potentially not play it themselves. Jokes on them; I'm saving up to get a PS3 entirely because of their Yakuza 4 playthrough.
Which was a good idea. But it's over a year now. I'm sure whoever wanted to buy it already has and an LP might squeeze out a couple more purchases. I just want Pat to take Matt for another wild kamurocho ride.
"If you could snuff that pupper you get a shine spark!"
47:20 Did you hear that? Thats the sound of 25 years of Sonic
SONIC HEROES!
Man, I never find power armor when I'm out in the woods. I just find mosquitoes and alien conspiracies. FML
Woolie's fetish: jumping, running, and taking life.
What?
I'll tell u where it's not...
In the Valley
you love it
More filler I guess. It's not even the cleavage related valley, how lame ;P
my thoughts exactly !
*WHO?!*
Woolie is going to be happy when he gets to the part with the energy hook
Getting a Jak and Daxtar mixed with Bioshock and a Dash of Fallout feel from this game.
"I'll suck it and see what happens." This tells me a lot about Woolie. It takes little convincing I see.
Just tell him it doesnt look evil and he'll be willing to put his mouth on anything.
I want a friendcast to start off with Liam and Matt screaming at him, "WOOLIE! Spit it out now!" while Pat falls apart in the background.
As we see here, Woolie, still the bad guy. I love that he takes the deer's life without compunction and then the cute little guys. Kills the little animals, chooses boss characters, is a race traitor... Woolie, we're running out of positives here man!
Moral of this story?
Never tell Woolie (a black man) that he mustn't jump.
Instincts are instincts.
> Is told about a face
> Stands ON the face
> Still needs directions to see the face
> *"TWENTY-TWENTY VISION, NIGGAS!"*
Given the power over life and death itself, Woolie immediately begins to kill animals.
You know what this reminds me of? Bitey of Brackenwood.
Absolutely
I want a Wetworks cartoon in the style of Doug.
Never give Woolie a power suit. He sucks at trajectory. All he'd do is constantly crash into trees.
we can actually isolate both Woolie AND Matt saying "I'll suck it, I'll suck it"
Of course the black man loves the jumping game
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Woolie rollicks through the forest ripping away life from every cute forest creature in sight
But nah he loves animals
Woolie thought he picked a girl, but he was grimly reminded that he can't read
Matt and Woolie are the worst duo when it comes to paying attention to the game....can't count the number of times they ran past boxes (with probably upgrades for the energy) or they Woolie just jumped off the cliff after that same platforming section.
Run N Jump Man: Woolies' Bizzare Adventure
Woolie playing up the greatest horrible creature in existence narrative I see
Fun Facvt: The glove you use to give and take life as you see fit is called the GOD HAND.
Damn it, Woolie. I'm getting motion sickness from all these jumps.
And Woolie has already forgotten about momentum and ignored Matt's warning about the energy orbs being finite.
Classic Woolie.
If Woolie likes jumping really high he should play Saints Row 4.
This game looks cool, I'll have to check it out. also the soundtrack is My Aesthetic.
This pops in my feed for the first time ever and I just got back from Ohio. What.
Okay Woolie you get these sick ass momentum parkour powers, and I'm handing you a gun. Now the powers are free and so is the gun. There is no price for these things i've given you. These things are for you to have.
Now let me introduce you to Billy, a lil boy whom just recovered from cancer treatment and is about to finally meet his parents after-
*Woolie shoots the boy*
WOOLIE
"Look I'll trade any thing for a sick power armor "
THERE WAS NO TRADE. THEY ARE YOURS
Drop kicking someone with those things must do sweet damage.
*Drop kick god prompt appears*
I really want to see Woolie and Pat have this superpowers from animal sacrifice conversation instead of Matt, because Woolie is *supposed* to be the one who hates animals, but at the same time you wouldn't even believe how fast Pat would kill anything for immortality.
Woolie should definitely play some D&D in the Dark Sun universe.
SNUFF THAT PUPPER FOR A SHINE SPARK
Someone put the woolie audio over buffy the vampire slayer and angel 'Okay I'll suck it I'll suck it, I'll suck it and see what happens. Yeah I made him evil again."
This game with oculus rift while you have a fan pointed at you would be fun
Seagulls bring nothing to the lifestream.
27:30
God: Yo what's up with these L.E.A.F. Suits?
Game: (press X to dunk over God)
now it's time for fan art of Woolie wearing a L.E.A.F suit.
8:59 you can actually pinpoint the exact moment when Woolie went from "...meh" to instaboner mode.
Woolie confirmed for not knowing the difference between male and female.
"I'll be a girl"
Woolie we all love you but you took male
I bet this is one of those games where using its baked in mechanics can influence the ending.
That being said, this game looks fantastic.
It probably has something to do with the valley health if anything.
I would sacrifice very single flea and mosquito in the world, *just* to have the ability to super jump. Given how freaking many there are, that's probably worth up to ten super powers but I'd gladly make the trade for one.
David Lopez It has to be something you actually care about.