Fun fact: When audiences first saw Dreyfuss go down on Quint, they were heavily against it until they heard Jaws say 'Woah, respect'. And that's how Jaws single-handedly ended homophobia.
Jaws last words are K̷̨̢̧̡̡̛̪̞̜̮̺͚̓͆̂̀̐̀͠e̴̢̨̙͚̞̙̥͎͙͎̥̼̟͗̄̇8̸̧͖̰̪̜̙͍͇̠͙̲̬̉̈̋͊̕͘͠f̶̻͇̪̳̠͔̻̫̯̪͒̍̈́͗́̈͆͌̒̚͘͝͝h̷̗̩̭̦̩̟̺̽̈́̒̿̀͐̽͊̀̔͝f̸̮̳͗̈́j̴̡̫̣͉͍̘͑͗̑̍͗͝ḟ̴̡͙̩͇̟͆͋̈́́͑͆͝i̴̹͚̻̮̯̩̓͘ė̵̢̬̣̖̯̤͎̼̂̒͜ͅͅb̷̨̟̺͕̟̟͙̤̭͇̲̞́̅͋̽͠r̵̻̲̾̎́͌̈́̏́̏̈́͐̐̚i̶̦̬̘͊f̵̥͈͙͓̗̥̹͚̞̈́́͐̇́̏͊̚k̴̢̧̫̞͓̲̫̯̀̎̋̋̄̒̂̿̓̅͑͜͜f̵̲͚͙̘̈̅͜ņ̷̧̛̞͕̭̬̝͕̬̬̠̞̪̥̗͊̉̑̄̉̾̕x̸͓͉̣̬̅̄́͝͝í̴̢̢͇̝̜͍͈̜̪̹͈͔̼d̷͉̗̮̽̌̀͠͠͝n̵̢̡̟͇͖̳̙̰̥̉͑͒f̶͙͈̫͎̃͗͌͂̒̾̔̋̉͑͘͠ ̵̨̧̪̭̗̪̬̰̝̙͚̜͕̌̾͛̈́̃̓̔̄̐̄̆̈́́͜͝i̴͚̦̦̮̮͓̞̩͍̬̝̜̭̲̓͛͐f̷̜̙͉͔͎̫̤͕̗͙̟̟̙̱̤̍̅̍̐̕͘͘͝͝͝ ̶͔̻̹̣̻͇̭̫̙͕̫͒͑̍̄̂̈́̏̽̈͒̇͜͝k̵̡̼̲͈̋͂̀̓̽̉͒͌̌̚̕͠͝r̷̜͓͉͗̕d̶̛̛̜̤̲̹̏̍̎̂̃̈́͒̎̀͌̔j̴̛̛̪̫̝̮̋̓͂̈́̽́͐̃͛̚͠f̴̨̩͈̽͊̈͊̀͌̈́́̍ͅǹ̴̰̹̝̬̱̘̘̅ͅf̴͈͔̦̘͚͚̿͂́̆͗̕̕̚͠ͅṅ̴͋̈́͊̇̀̿͐́̈́͜ȩ̶͉̰̖͈͇̫̣̟͋͑̔̄̈́̃̇̾͘͘̕k̵̢̢̳̻̗̙̙̘͚̹͎̙̤̹̑̾͠ḋ̴͕͕̍̽k̶̜̝̹̯̻̒̉̕d̸͕̟̦̺̫̍̉̇͐͜
my personal favorite lines: -he is a shark who is a shark -he was in a movie, a movie called movie -he's like holy shit! and takes a shit! -short story long, the beach gets closed, the mayor's like ok yeah ok -the mayor just pissed to the top of his shit -so he and dreyfuss m a k e a b a b y (intense drum snare) -he is a shark, everyone cool it -he takes a harpoon and welds it to his ass -jaws' last words are *_W̴̧͇̖̥͓̺̞̤͆̍͑͘͜͠͡O̻̜̱̥̥̯͌̆̒̅̾͐Ä̵̘̙̠̟́͋̔̓̀̆͜͝͝H̳̹͈̜̘͚̼̓̿̑̔͆̋,̶̧̥͚̞̰̩̼̥̲̽̀̿́̈̉̊͒͞͠ R̞̳̥̱̃̇͆̃̏̊̄͑̈́͢E̛̛̱̮̯̦̗̽̔̍̈̂̅S̡̢̺̲̞̭̳̖̯͊̅̾̃̂̅͑̍P̝̜̠͈͔̩̖̫̞̀͐̀̃̿͝E̡̨̯͈̭̱̔̏͗̆̂̐̑͘͞͠C̶͕̻̰͚͇͇͇̿̎̆̂̽̓T̵̡͓̖̤̙̒͂̿͊̊͆̓̌͆͠_*
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[Verse 1] Jaws, the shark, a-lurking in the shark Of the depths of the sea, one day on a shark Decides to get rowdy, get real rowdy Takes a cay-vay out to rowdy Island Sunshine, Sunshine, fun in the sunshine Blood in the ocean, everybody rur! 'Cause it's crazy how few fucks this shark fucks He'll eat little ladies! He'll eat the depths of the sea! Oh no! But the one thing keeping the community safe Is guy named Jaws and his pal Brody Dreyfuss Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come He just wants the sea to eat his ass! (Get it? ti it? Get it?) The mayor don't care if the care don't mayor (don't care) He doesn't wanna spoil the fourth of July He's like, "Holy shit!" then takes a shit! But everyone cool it, here comes that fin! [Chorus] Singing Jaws is here! (Jaws, Jaws is here Jaws) Here is Jaws! (Jaws) (Here i-is Jaws!) (He is a shark (Jaws) without a cause (Jaws)) He was in a movie (Jaws), you should (Jaws) watch it (Jaws), it's called Jaws Jaws is here! (Jaws, Jaws is, Jaws is!) Here is Jaws! (Jaws, Here i-is Jaws! (Jaws!)) (He is a shark (Jaws) He is a shark (Jaws)) He was in a movie (Jaws, Jaws, Jaws!) [Verse 2] Short story long, the beach gets closed The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah, Okay" Suddenly Jaws has got a baby on his head But the wrong little shark baby lurking in the shark It was Jaws' little brother, now he's pissed! The mayor just pissed to the top of his shit! He sneaks in his house and he sneaks in his house And he eats in his house in the middle of the night! Golly (Do-Do-do-do-do-do-doo-doo-do-do-do-do-doo-doo-do-do Scooby-Scooby-doop-doop-do-do-do-do-doop-doop-do-do-do-do-doo!-doo!) Now the mayor's pissed, so Brody's in charge He knows the real mayor is still at large So he and the Dreyfuss make a baby They're going on a mission, they're gonna go on a mission... for Jaws! A man named Quint lets them use his boat On the condition that he be the one to use Jaws' boat 'Cause he was a sailor back in World War II And Jaws ate his entire two(?), woah! [Chorus] Jaws is here! (Jaws, Jaws Jaws Jaws, Jaws) Here is Jaws! (Jaws, Here Jaws i-is Jaws Jaws, Jaws!) (He Jaws is a Jaws shark Jaws, everyone Jaws cool Jaws it! Jaws) He Jaws was in Jaws a movie Jaws Jaws, a movie Jaws called a movie! Jaws Jaws Woah is Woah here! (Jaws) Woah (Ah-(Jaws)ah-ah) Woah Here is Jaws! (Here i-is Jaws) (Here i-is Jaws!) Jaws (Oo-uh-oh) (He Jaws is a Jaws shark Jaws who Jaws Jaws is a Jaws Jaws shark)
(Oo-uh-oh) Jaws Jaws Jaws (Oo-uh-oh) [Verse 3] They're out on the sea, they're out on the sea Where could Jaws sea? He's out on the sea Dreyfuss decides to go down on Brody And Jaws shows up he's like "Woah, respect" He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder While Dreyfuss makes paper mâché He hides behind a rock like a cowardly prock And he doesn't come back until the end of the flock Brody's like, "ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵍᵍᵉʳ ᵇᵒᵃᵗ ," So they go back home and get a rowdy boat The biggest piss that's ever sailed Gonna kick Jaws' ass, or I guess, his ass Yeah, his ass But oh my shit! Jaws jumps out and Quint gets out! Right in half like a Kat-Kit bar! Up in the sky there's a shooting star That's Quint, up in heaven, he's a scavern(?) (Kit-Kat) Brody's angry, he's all like, "Fuck it" He takes a harpoon and welds it to his ass! Jaws' last words are, "o̡̕͢͝s̕͜o͘͢͜a̷̕è̢Ǫ́͟҉̵O̡͘͟S̴̢̕͟è́̕͠͝o͞ę̕ó̧̕͝O͡͏S̷̵̀͟͞È͜o̸̴̧͟͝O̡̨҉S̵͞Ȩ̶̧̛O̴͘̕͝ " Then he explodes and it's a pretty shit effect, yeah! [Chorus 2] Jaws is dead! (Jaws) (yeah, Jaws is dead) (Jaws) Long live Jaws! (Jaws) (yeah, Jawng yeah) (Jaws!) (He was a shark) (Jaws yeah yeah (Woah!) Jaws yeah (Woah!)) He was in a movie (yeah yeah) (Jaws), you should watch it (Jaws), you should (Jaws) watch it (Jaws!) Jaws is Jaws! (Ah-ah-ah (Jaws)) Law live Jaws! (Jaws!) (Ah-ah-ah (Jaws!)) (He fought the law (Jaws), everyone cool it! (Jaws)) He was in a movie's (Jaws) in a movie's (Jaws) in a movie's (Jaws) in a (Oo-uh-oh (Jaws)) Everyone cool it! (Jaws) (Oh-uh-oh (Jaws!)) Everyone cool it! (Jaws!) Jaws is dead! (Jaws) (Ah-ah-ah (Jaws)) Long live Jaws! (Jaws) (Ah-(Jaws)ah-Ah (Jaws)) (He was a shark (Jaws) with a shark) (Woah! (Jaws)) (Woah Woah!) (Jaws!) He was called Jaws (Jaws!) (Jaws is dead (Jaws)) the Academy Awards (Jaws) (Long live Jaws! (Jaws)) Academy (Jaws) Awards (Jaws) (He was a shark (Jaws), he was a shark! (Jaws)) Sharks exist (Jaws!) Woah Woah Woah! (Jaws!) ((Woah!) He was in a movie (Jaws) that everyone saw (Jaws)) Jaws is dead (Jaws, Jaws, Jaws) (Ah-ah-ah) Long live Jaws (Jaws) Jaws Jaws (Jaws) (Jaws!) Jaws (Jaws!) (Jaws!) Jaws (Jaws!) (Jaws) Jaws (Jaws) (Jaws) Jaws (Jaws) (Jaws) Jaws (Jaws) Jaws (Jaws) (Jaws) Ooooooooooo Lyrics from Genius.com
i love this version because i zone out while listening, forget what version i'm listening to, then try and sing along only to be immediately met with the realization that this is not the original and then the cycle repeats itself
So this song is shuffled in the middle of a playlist consisting of only spirit phone songs in a random order and i dont want to get rid of it because always catches me off guard and i love it
i dont know who you are but this has become something i listen to unironically. my friend and i will be walking, sharing an earbud and listening to this, and we will nearly fall over laughing on the sidewalk at this masterpiece. maybe it's the autism. this masterpiece is an autism magnet /pos
Fun fact: When audiences first saw Dreyfuss go down on Quint, they were heavily against it until they heard Jaws say 'Woah, respect'. And that's how Jaws single-handedly ended homophobia.
Jaws last words are
K̷̨̢̧̡̡̛̪̞̜̮̺͚̓͆̂̀̐̀͠e̴̢̨̙͚̞̙̥͎͙͎̥̼̟͗̄̇8̸̧͖̰̪̜̙͍͇̠͙̲̬̉̈̋͊̕͘͠f̶̻͇̪̳̠͔̻̫̯̪͒̍̈́͗́̈͆͌̒̚͘͝͝h̷̗̩̭̦̩̟̺̽̈́̒̿̀͐̽͊̀̔͝f̸̮̳͗̈́j̴̡̫̣͉͍̘͑͗̑̍͗͝ḟ̴̡͙̩͇̟͆͋̈́́͑͆͝i̴̹͚̻̮̯̩̓͘ė̵̢̬̣̖̯̤͎̼̂̒͜ͅͅb̷̨̟̺͕̟̟͙̤̭͇̲̞́̅͋̽͠r̵̻̲̾̎́͌̈́̏́̏̈́͐̐̚i̶̦̬̘͊f̵̥͈͙͓̗̥̹͚̞̈́́͐̇́̏͊̚k̴̢̧̫̞͓̲̫̯̀̎̋̋̄̒̂̿̓̅͑͜͜f̵̲͚͙̘̈̅͜ņ̷̧̛̞͕̭̬̝͕̬̬̠̞̪̥̗͊̉̑̄̉̾̕x̸͓͉̣̬̅̄́͝͝í̴̢̢͇̝̜͍͈̜̪̹͈͔̼d̷͉̗̮̽̌̀͠͠͝n̵̢̡̟͇͖̳̙̰̥̉͑͒f̶͙͈̫͎̃͗͌͂̒̾̔̋̉͑͘͠ ̵̨̧̪̭̗̪̬̰̝̙͚̜͕̌̾͛̈́̃̓̔̄̐̄̆̈́́͜͝i̴͚̦̦̮̮͓̞̩͍̬̝̜̭̲̓͛͐f̷̜̙͉͔͎̫̤͕̗͙̟̟̙̱̤̍̅̍̐̕͘͘͝͝͝ ̶͔̻̹̣̻͇̭̫̙͕̫͒͑̍̄̂̈́̏̽̈͒̇͜͝k̵̡̼̲͈̋͂̀̓̽̉͒͌̌̚̕͠͝r̷̜͓͉͗̕d̶̛̛̜̤̲̹̏̍̎̂̃̈́͒̎̀͌̔j̴̛̛̪̫̝̮̋̓͂̈́̽́͐̃͛̚͠f̴̨̩͈̽͊̈͊̀͌̈́́̍ͅǹ̴̰̹̝̬̱̘̘̅ͅf̴͈͔̦̘͚͚̿͂́̆͗̕̕̚͠ͅṅ̴͋̈́͊̇̀̿͐́̈́͜ȩ̶͉̰̖͈͇̫̣̟͋͑̔̄̈́̃̇̾͘͘̕k̵̢̢̳̻̗̙̙̘͚̹͎̙̤̹̑̾͠ḋ̴͕͕̍̽k̶̜̝̹̯̻̒̉̕d̸͕̟̦̺̫̍̉̇͐͜
my personal favorite lines:
-he is a shark who is a shark
-he was in a movie, a movie called movie
-he's like holy shit! and takes a shit!
-short story long, the beach gets closed, the mayor's like ok yeah ok
-the mayor just pissed to the top of his shit
-so he and dreyfuss m a k e a b a b y (intense drum snare)
-he is a shark, everyone cool it
-he takes a harpoon and welds it to his ass
-jaws' last words are *_W̴̧͇̖̥͓̺̞̤͆̍͑͘͜͠͡O̻̜̱̥̥̯͌̆̒̅̾͐Ä̵̘̙̠̟́͋̔̓̀̆͜͝͝H̳̹͈̜̘͚̼̓̿̑̔͆̋,̶̧̥͚̞̰̩̼̥̲̽̀̿́̈̉̊͒͞͠ R̞̳̥̱̃̇͆̃̏̊̄͑̈́͢E̛̛̱̮̯̦̗̽̔̍̈̂̅S̡̢̺̲̞̭̳̖̯͊̅̾̃̂̅͑̍P̝̜̠͈͔̩̖̫̞̀͐̀̃̿͝E̡̨̯͈̭̱̔̏͗̆̂̐̑͘͞͠C̶͕̻̰͚͇͇͇̿̎̆̂̽̓T̵̡͓̖̤̙̒͂̿͊̊͆̓̌͆͠_*
youtube made me a mix in my recommended called "rock" and this is the first track on it. i feel terrified
its a blessing
It wants me to break my skull with a rock
Edit: not anymore, this is actually kinda funny
you should be terrified to be honest.
I didn’t realize this wasn’t the official recording and thought I was having a mental breakdown when listening
I thought neil pulled one hell of a prank
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jaws last words are
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If you freeze your piss and play it on a record player, legend says this song will play
naH, the mouth silence mashup named Piss will play
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[Verse 1]
Jaws, the shark, a-lurking in the shark
Of the depths of the sea, one day on a shark
Decides to get rowdy, get real rowdy
Takes a cay-vay out to rowdy Island
Sunshine, Sunshine, fun in the sunshine
Blood in the ocean, everybody rur!
'Cause it's crazy how few fucks this shark fucks
He'll eat little ladies! He'll eat the depths of the sea!
Oh no!
But the one thing keeping the community safe
Is guy named Jaws and his pal Brody Dreyfuss
Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come
He just wants the sea to eat his ass!
(Get it? ti it? Get it?)
The mayor don't care if the care don't mayor (don't care)
He doesn't wanna spoil the fourth of July
He's like, "Holy shit!" then takes a shit!
But everyone cool it, here comes that fin!
[Chorus]
Singing Jaws is here!
(Jaws, Jaws is here Jaws)
Here is Jaws!
(Jaws) (Here i-is Jaws!)
(He is a shark (Jaws) without a cause (Jaws))
He was in a movie (Jaws), you should (Jaws) watch it (Jaws), it's called Jaws
Jaws is here!
(Jaws, Jaws is, Jaws is!)
Here is Jaws!
(Jaws, Here i-is Jaws! (Jaws!))
(He is a shark (Jaws) He is a shark (Jaws))
He was in a movie (Jaws, Jaws, Jaws!)
[Verse 2]
Short story long, the beach gets closed
The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah, Okay"
Suddenly Jaws has got a baby on his head
But the wrong little shark baby lurking in the shark
It was Jaws' little brother, now he's pissed!
The mayor just pissed to the top of his shit!
He sneaks in his house and he sneaks in his house
And he eats in his house in the middle of the night!
Golly
(Do-Do-do-do-do-do-doo-doo-do-do-do-do-doo-doo-do-do
Scooby-Scooby-doop-doop-do-do-do-do-doop-doop-do-do-do-do-doo!-doo!)
Now the mayor's pissed, so Brody's in charge
He knows the real mayor is still at large
So he and the Dreyfuss make a baby
They're going on a mission, they're gonna go on a mission... for Jaws!
A man named Quint lets them use his boat
On the condition that he be the one to use Jaws' boat
'Cause he was a sailor back in World War II
And Jaws ate his entire two(?), woah!
[Chorus]
Jaws is here!
(Jaws, Jaws Jaws Jaws, Jaws)
Here is Jaws!
(Jaws, Here Jaws i-is Jaws Jaws, Jaws!)
(He Jaws is a Jaws shark Jaws, everyone Jaws cool Jaws it! Jaws)
He Jaws was in Jaws a movie Jaws Jaws, a movie Jaws called a movie!
Jaws
Jaws Woah is Woah here! (Jaws) Woah (Ah-(Jaws)ah-ah)
Woah
Here is Jaws! (Here i-is Jaws) (Here i-is Jaws!) Jaws (Oo-uh-oh)
(He Jaws is a Jaws shark Jaws who Jaws Jaws is a Jaws Jaws shark)
(Oo-uh-oh) Jaws Jaws Jaws (Oo-uh-oh)
[Verse 3]
They're out on the sea, they're out on the sea
Where could Jaws sea? He's out on the sea
Dreyfuss decides to go down on Brody
And Jaws shows up he's like "Woah, respect"
He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder
While Dreyfuss makes paper mâché
He hides behind a rock like a cowardly prock
And he doesn't come back until the end of the flock
Brody's like, "ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵍᵍᵉʳ ᵇᵒᵃᵗ
,"
So they go back home and get a rowdy boat
The biggest piss that's ever sailed
Gonna kick Jaws' ass, or I guess, his ass
Yeah, his ass
But oh my shit!
Jaws jumps out and Quint gets out!
Right in half like a Kat-Kit bar!
Up in the sky there's a shooting star
That's Quint, up in heaven, he's a scavern(?) (Kit-Kat)
Brody's angry, he's all like, "Fuck it"
He takes a harpoon and welds it to his ass!
Jaws' last words are, "o̡̕͢͝s̕͜o͘͢͜a̷̕è̢Ǫ́͟҉̵O̡͘͟S̴̢̕͟è́̕͠͝o͞ę̕ó̧̕͝O͡͏S̷̵̀͟͞È͜o̸̴̧͟͝O̡̨҉S̵͞Ȩ̶̧̛O̴͘̕͝
"
Then he explodes and it's a pretty shit effect, yeah!
[Chorus 2]
Jaws is dead!
(Jaws) (yeah, Jaws is dead) (Jaws)
Long live Jaws!
(Jaws) (yeah, Jawng yeah) (Jaws!)
(He was a shark) (Jaws
yeah yeah (Woah!) Jaws yeah (Woah!))
He was in a movie (yeah yeah) (Jaws), you should watch it (Jaws), you should (Jaws) watch it
(Jaws!) Jaws is Jaws! (Ah-ah-ah (Jaws))
Law live Jaws! (Jaws!) (Ah-ah-ah (Jaws!))
(He fought the law (Jaws), everyone cool it! (Jaws))
He was in a movie's (Jaws) in a movie's (Jaws) in a movie's (Jaws) in a
(Oo-uh-oh (Jaws)) Everyone cool it!
(Jaws)
(Oh-uh-oh (Jaws!)) Everyone cool it! (Jaws!)
Jaws is dead! (Jaws) (Ah-ah-ah (Jaws))
Long live Jaws! (Jaws) (Ah-(Jaws)ah-Ah (Jaws))
(He was a shark (Jaws) with a shark)
(Woah! (Jaws))
(Woah Woah!) (Jaws!)
He was called Jaws (Jaws!)
(Jaws is dead (Jaws)) the Academy Awards
(Jaws)
(Long live Jaws! (Jaws))
Academy (Jaws) Awards (Jaws)
(He was a shark (Jaws), he was a shark! (Jaws))
Sharks exist (Jaws!) Woah Woah Woah! (Jaws!)
((Woah!) He was in a movie (Jaws) that everyone saw (Jaws))
Jaws is dead
(Jaws, Jaws, Jaws) (Ah-ah-ah)
Long live Jaws (Jaws) Jaws Jaws (Jaws) (Jaws!) Jaws (Jaws!) (Jaws!) Jaws (Jaws!)
(Jaws) Jaws (Jaws) (Jaws) Jaws (Jaws) (Jaws) Jaws (Jaws) Jaws (Jaws) (Jaws)
Ooooooooooo
Lyrics from Genius.com
great transcript holyshit
@@flamingolegs thanks it took like an hour, i nearly had to restart halfway through because my internet cut out
Jaws means nothing to me now
@D1g1talFelix yeah it is it says at the bottom
At the end of section three it's says *and jaws ate his entire shoe"
i love this version because i zone out while listening, forget what version i'm listening to, then try and sing along only to be immediately met with the realization that this is not the original and then the cycle repeats itself
I need you to know that youtube music has auto generated Nature Tapes and believes that this is the real Jaws.
I had a heart attack.
I love this so much
jaws is a song recapping the events of the movie jaws
i had this playing on autoplay and when shit hit the fan i felt my soul leave my body
"I can feel my soul leaving my body"
so happy to hear my favorite niel rip remastered
AND IMPROVED!
The only way to make it better is to put classical music in the background and include smash mouth
this has now replaced the original. whenever i listen to the actual version i get confused as to why jaws doesn’t go down on brody
trans funny dog
@@secondBAR yes
short story long the beach gets closed the mayor's like "ok yea ok"
I LAUGHED SO HARD PLS
Jaws' last words were: *AKHEHDJWKAKAJAHSHD*
Brody and Quint, the OTP. Woah, respect.
This is what a mental breakdown sounds like and I’m lovin’ it 💕
@NailCigaretteMusic I know but I listen to this kinda music to try and calm me down and cheer me up after
@NailCigaretteMusic yeah it does
Ba da ba ba ba
These are the Niel rips I love, sentence mixing with humour and also a bop.
niel im so sorry that guy neil is stealing all your songs
I don't know if i'm cursed or blessed to hear this version first.
yes
So this song is shuffled in the middle of a playlist consisting of only spirit phone songs in a random order and i dont want to get rid of it because always catches me off guard and i love it
I can't believe what I am hearing right now! I must have had the lowest quality version of this downloaded originally.
thank you, niel.
this is so good. this makes me so happy. it'll live permanently in my head from now on. it rumbles my brain. good rumbles. thank you so much.
reported for graphic violence
I'm crying
1:14 makes me laugh so hard everytime i hear it
This is my new favourite thing
Neil please stop, your family misses you
This still slaps. I give applause.
This is a masterpiece
hello there dave strider from homestuck
hello there dave strider from homestuck
“The mayor just pissed to the top of shit” lol
Bustin 3
sharks exist
wow
He'll eat the depths of the sea
new Niel rip
Yep
I had a stroke last week and this is what it felt like
"And he eats in his house at the middle of the night" Me too
Always those midnight cravings
This is my first video I've watched on your channel, by the title I'm guessing your like the SilvaGunner of Neil
You mean the Neil of Neil?
@@peepers811 hmm
This is not the one i was looking for but i love it
*I genuinely said “oh god” out loud.*
Jaws makes me feel good
i cried listening to this o_o
dreifuss got to go down on brody, but quint never got to use jaw’s throat. :( poor quint.
What.....is happening???
Nothibf
don't ask me.... i have no clue
jesus is near
hell
Happy shark week
the biggest piss that's ever sailed
i have never laughed this hard to a lemon demon song in my whole life until today
Glad the "golly" remained
They're out on the sea.
this made me dizzy somehow
good job!!/gen
NOT AGAIN
though srsly this is very funny ty niel
when he eats the depths of the sea: :0
i dont know who you are but this has become something i listen to unironically. my friend and i will be walking, sharing an earbud and listening to this, and we will nearly fall over laughing on the sidewalk at this masterpiece. maybe it's the autism. this masterpiece is an autism magnet /pos
This would go well with Rats Birthday Mixtape.
The wndrwll of lemon demon
L E M O N
When you hum the song but you don't know the lyrics
NeilCiceiregaMusic just NeilCicieregaMusic’d Neil Cicierga’s music .. this would’ve been the best track on mouth dreams
*Niel
@@quantumblauthor7300 *Neil
@@familyguyfeline read the channel name carefully.
@@quantumblauthor7300 oh shit he spelled his own name wrong
@@familyguyfeline nah, it's always been spelled that way. Sounds like you got Mandela'd.
shark
Its too good
I thought this was the original one. Nearly died.
this version is superior to the original and you can not tell me otherwise
oh god
ah yes HIGH QUALITY
A movie called movie
please neil i’m just trying to listen to jaws
🦈
I’ve been listening to this version for months and just now realized it isn’t original o.0
modern wow wow
anxiety
I HATE THIS SO MUCH
Hey, you remastered it!
happy fourth of july
my brain
new and improved and twice as fucked up!
Idk if niel is the evil or good twin
on a shark!
Yooo
Jaw
this shark *FUCKS*
short story long!
*HELP*
THIS SHARK FUCKS
swell
this ruined the original for me. i cant hear it without thinking of this
shark