Weird Laws: New York

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  • @Lorraine202
    @Lorraine202 2 роки тому +1392

    Legit the hustle in NYC is scary and real. Some jacked dude walked up to my grandparents in a traffic light box jam just last month, cleaned their windshield despite their protests no, then threatened them for $10 (unpaid service????) until the light changed and my grandfather floored it. The SoundCloud rapper thing would 100% be a real issue.

    • @NguyenHuuTri2008
      @NguyenHuuTri2008 2 роки тому +18

      💀

    • @The8B1tWarrior
      @The8B1tWarrior 2 роки тому +52

      Live near the city. They do it on busses themselves, trains and time Square. Thank fuck it's illegal

    • @LovelyDayEveryone
      @LovelyDayEveryone 2 роки тому +8

      I-
      I don’t even know any more 😭

    • @joshg6491
      @joshg6491 2 роки тому +15

      They still try to hustle CDs in time Square

    • @randyslegacy99
      @randyslegacy99 2 роки тому +25

      I don't have that problem in the city, but I'm a 6'3" giant ginger beard with a masters in f off face.

  • @andrewstewart8339
    @andrewstewart8339 2 роки тому +199

    In New York State it’s illegal to sell a house you believe is haunted without letting the people know who’s buying it

    • @alyssarains6637
      @alyssarains6637 2 роки тому +3

      Why?

    • @ccarroll4339
      @ccarroll4339 2 роки тому +10

      @@alyssarains6637 thats how you get an Amityville horror.

    • @str2010
      @str2010 2 роки тому +23

      ​@@alyssarains6637 it has to do with this guy who bought a house but felt that weird shit kept happening inside. He sued the seller for not disclosing the strange happenings, the seller was found guilty of that and the court eventually said you have to disclose everything when selling a house, even the little caveat of it being haunted

    • @JoKir2013
      @JoKir2013 2 роки тому +13

      My sister was leased a haunted apartment without her knowledge. It was wonderful seeing her kid talk to the “nice lady in the pretty white dress” in a dark, empty room at night. It didn’t help that the apartment was near the battleground of Antietam 🥲..I commend New York for this reasonable law.

    • @FurikoMaru
      @FurikoMaru 2 роки тому +9

      @@alyssarains6637 we have the same law in Toronto because someone once sold a house they'd been making money off as a 'haunted walk' attraction without telling the buyers. The couple were very, very annoyed to have people constantly taking selfies in their front yard.

  • @32080ewilliams
    @32080ewilliams 2 роки тому +196

    As a native New Yorker (yes the city) the brake down on why you can't sing at a bus stop was 1000% clear to me lmao

    • @32080ewilliams
      @32080ewilliams 2 роки тому +10

      Ok so was thinking if the train (and you ARE allowed to sing on train platforms) is out of service, and the bus is acting as the train (New Yorkers know what I mean) is it still illegal to sing at the stop because the bus is technically a train at that point?

    • @funkytime69
      @funkytime69 2 роки тому +3

      @@32080ewilliams i think it would still be illegal because the stop would be acting as a bus stop, even if the bus was acting as a train

    • @leoparathesweekgeeky7244
      @leoparathesweekgeeky7244 2 роки тому +7

      It's a good law, honestly. I wish NM had a similar law as I am so tired of being hawked at about arts and crafts when I'm just waiting for the bus. No, I have plenty of landscape paintings, my jewelry box is full, and I already have a rock with the zia. Thank you, go away. 😫

    • @32080ewilliams
      @32080ewilliams 2 роки тому

      @xenon but it stops outside the train stops not the bus stops so I have questions now lol

    • @superschmolz
      @superschmolz 2 роки тому

      @@32080ewilliams at the bus stop at the train stop?

  • @honajtransit
    @honajtransit 2 роки тому +310

    I have definitely broken the "no singing at a bus stop" law before

    • @iflykaya
      @iflykaya 2 роки тому +7

      *YOU CRIMINAL!!* 😂

    • @jasperflare
      @jasperflare 2 роки тому +3

      I pulled the same move when I was a kid

    • @arturoalcantara6830
      @arturoalcantara6830 2 роки тому +19

      From the way he explain why is ilegal, I actually agree with him.

    • @speakthemovie
      @speakthemovie 2 роки тому

      So have i

    • @christinegelabert1651
      @christinegelabert1651 2 роки тому

      @@jasperflare I'VE sang AND done regular kinds of dancing~PLUS INTERPRETIVE DANCE at the bus stops as AN ADULT! Hey... I got the music in me baby what can I say?
      😉😁❤️🗽🍎😂😎 #Mohawk #NYGenXBIKERLady #Taino

  • @forty_two42
    @forty_two42 2 роки тому +621

    I'm from New York. I only knew: Don't sing at bus stops, misdemeanor for a tounge, and don't bother birds. I got yelled at by a cop once because I was walking through an empty lot and wasn't looking and accidentally kicked a pigeon across the lot. The cop saw it was an accident but informed me it was illegal to fuck with pigeons.

    • @hukaman88
      @hukaman88 2 роки тому

      Least you wasn't fucking a pigeon

    • @neocirus115
      @neocirus115 2 роки тому +65

      @@rhodawatkins4516 You've never met a pigeon before. From what I can see most of them don't see humans as a threat, just walking food dispensers.

    • @zeusares6186
      @zeusares6186 2 роки тому +13

      In general you don’t fucks with them pigeons you just get to see them as roadkill cause they dumb birds 😂

    • @skeleletonboi4533
      @skeleletonboi4533 2 роки тому +19

      I would like to visit new york, gently pick up a pigeon, and leave new york

    • @winchesters4life34
      @winchesters4life34 2 роки тому +9

      does feeding them count as fucking with them, because if so i have definitely broken that law. i made sure to feed them a healthy seed bar at least, i figured they get enough junk food as it is.

  • @RosePanda42
    @RosePanda42 2 роки тому +668

    As a New Yorker you forgot my 2 favorite weird laws:
    It is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket on Sundays. However it is legal for women to go out topless in public

    • @Alex-pf2cr
      @Alex-pf2cr 2 роки тому

      I'm gonna go commit a crime when I'm in new York

    • @Yvonne-Bella
      @Yvonne-Bella 2 роки тому +23

      Excuse me!

    • @coolboss999
      @coolboss999 2 роки тому +81

      I'm sorry is there a problem with the second one?

    • @sourlesscream1272
      @sourlesscream1272 2 роки тому +13

      @@coolboss999 one of those laws that shouldnt need said, should be common sense that would fall under public indecency but some people think if things are specificly stated, it is legal then... thats the problem with that law being a thing, still goofy that it had to be made a law tho

    • @alanfernandez4521
      @alanfernandez4521 2 роки тому +1

      But why? On the top less thing? Well the alternative is to ban men from taking off their shirts in public. Gender equally I guess.

  • @adamblakeslee5301
    @adamblakeslee5301 2 роки тому +162

    They used to have endurance dancing competitions with partners carrying each other so one of them can sleep. It' was...bad.
    But yeah, New York has had a colorful history.

    • @toowoombaangel
      @toowoombaangel 2 роки тому +14

      And people literally died

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 роки тому +1

      I actually knew about this.

    • @jessicazaytsoff1494
      @jessicazaytsoff1494 2 роки тому +1

      I posted a comment before reading this with the same content but 3 months late. I appreciate you being on point.

  • @NelsonDemifur
    @NelsonDemifur 2 роки тому +97

    To anyone wondering why the pigeon law is there: They poop when frightened. So imagine tens of pigeons suddenly making themselves lighter and where it goes...

    • @crazy808ish
      @crazy808ish 2 роки тому +5

      Is it much different from them pooping everywhere anyway?

    • @NelsonDemifur
      @NelsonDemifur 2 роки тому +9

      @@crazy808ish There's a difference between them doing it because of full bowels/bladder and doing it because someone decided to get them to move because they're taking up their space

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 2 роки тому +1

      thanks, i hate it

    • @flying_Night_slasher
      @flying_Night_slasher 2 роки тому +3

      So what you're saying is: I should go to New York, look for the most pigeon infested place, and (on the loudest sonic wave inducing speakers ever) play an air horn at the lowest pitch so it sound's like a fog horn?

    • @NelsonDemifur
      @NelsonDemifur 2 роки тому +5

      @@flying_Night_slasher That sounds like it'd take time to set up. And you wouldn't have that much time to escape before angry mob descends

  • @Oonagh72
    @Oonagh72 2 роки тому +757

    The train thing is to avoid accidents. If a train goes too fast it can derail. The slow speed helps to avoid that. It also helps avoid accidents when people try to beat the train at railroad crossings. I live with train tracks all around me there are tons of speed limitations and rules the trains have to follow. It can be quite inconvenient for everyone involved.

    • @Cal90208
      @Cal90208 2 роки тому +19

      Do you live under a rock or something? The law specified steam powered trains. In New York State trains sometimes go over crossings at 100-110 miles an hour. I’m sure there are many crossings where they also go anywhere between 30-80 miles per house. That law is nill

    • @Kitsu-vk3of
      @Kitsu-vk3of 2 роки тому

      Always the New Yorkers doing stupid shit like trying to cross the tracks. I LIVE IN NY, DONT GET MAD.

    • @joshg6491
      @joshg6491 2 роки тому +29

      @@Cal90208 steam trains are harder to stop than the "new" diesel-electric. But you're right only a few historic lines are left for steam trains in NY

    • @RockerTopper-hh3ru
      @RockerTopper-hh3ru 2 роки тому +7

      Also presumably to prevent children from being mulched by a train lol gotta remember this was probably passed at a time before cars existed/were common and the street was still regularly crossed by people outside of crosswalks (which probably weren’t a thing either-if you were to suggest to most people in not just New York but most of the world that they should only cross streets at pre-approved places which are mostly corners, they would have thought you were a crazy person). So they would literally have people ride along side the trains-on horses no less and as such were appropriately nicknamed 10th Avenue Cowboys-to make sure the right-of-way was clear of any pedestrians (or plebeians) so the train could proceed.

    • @bland9876
      @bland9876 2 роки тому +3

      When I was really little we almost moved to a place that had train tracks in the backyard I'm 26 years old and I can't figure out where that house would have been located assuming it was located in the city I live in and I can't figure out why my parents would have looked at a house outside of the city that we currently live in because we were moving to a different house in the same city.

  • @MultiKswift
    @MultiKswift 2 роки тому +282

    I hope he does one on Massachusetts, I want to know all about our weird laws (and I am to lazy to look them up myself). Also I feel like we probably got some good ones.

    • @aidaniel8763
      @aidaniel8763 2 роки тому +4

      yes! we've got all those weird blue laws

    • @Igneous1475
      @Igneous1475 2 роки тому +21

      I looked it up for you.
      1.) It is illegal to give beer to a patient
      2.) At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwich.
      3.) Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
      4.) Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
      5.) It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.

    • @tapewormoffthestring
      @tapewormoffthestring 2 роки тому +7

      i did a report on massachusetts in fourth grade and if i remember correctly it is illegal to have a goatee without a license

    • @masjuggalo
      @masjuggalo 2 роки тому +3

      I believe there is stuff like you know when a woman learns how to drive a man have to walk 50 ft in front of her with a red flag you know to alert The Pedestrians there's a woman driving

    • @masjuggalo
      @masjuggalo 2 роки тому +2

      My favorite stupid mask law is all vehicles must be registered insured and have a valid inspection sticker even when parked on private property

  • @naruto300rocks
    @naruto300rocks 2 роки тому +45

    OMG, as a New Yorker I sat here wheezing and yessing to the sound cloud rappers. NOW ADD THE SUBWAY TO IT XD.

  • @coolboss999
    @coolboss999 2 роки тому +75

    As a New Yorker, I learned about half about these weird laws from this video. Thank you for the enlightenment 🙏🏾

  • @Gihntemos
    @Gihntemos 2 роки тому +221

    Just going to mention this before you do the Florida episode, there's a law that requires all public building doors to open outwards... AND IT'S SUPER IMPORTANT.
    Fire saftey, people are stupid, that law is smart.

    • @seaborgium919
      @seaborgium919 2 роки тому +44

      That's a law in a lot of places. It is INCREDIBLY important. It also prevents crushes, when people attempt to flee an enclosed area and people literally get crushed

    • @Gihntemos
      @Gihntemos 2 роки тому +19

      @@seaborgium919 I assumed so, I just know I learned about it when looking up "dumb laws" like 10 years ago, thinking it was dumb and then realizing it was cited as a fire law.

    • @TisOnlyAScratch
      @TisOnlyAScratch 2 роки тому +16

      I though it was because of hurricanes. The wind being able to blow doors inward can get debris inside the building.

    • @coolboss999
      @coolboss999 2 роки тому +9

      A lot of states require doors to open outwards especially apartment buildings for fire safety

    • @Gihntemos
      @Gihntemos 2 роки тому +4

      @@TisOnlyAScratch It looks like that law is specifically southern Florida private buildings, like homes.

  • @2placename
    @2placename 2 роки тому +34

    I love how New York just opens. Clearly he wants to be left alone, don’t question him

  • @LeadTrumpet1
    @LeadTrumpet1 2 роки тому +58

    You know how you asked Rhode Island if he was run by the mob?
    So was New York. They also like to get ahead on things that aren’t a safe idea to be doing.

  • @TheOriginalMaudlin
    @TheOriginalMaudlin 2 роки тому +20

    2:21 then there's the guys who just hand you a CD and expect you to 'donate' everything in your wallet for it

  • @honeycatacomb1191
    @honeycatacomb1191 2 роки тому +47

    When I was on a trip to Brooklyn. I saw a guy walking between the subway trains announcing himself to the train then showing everybody a piece of paper with his Spotify and Instagram on it. So the bus stop thing. I get.

  • @SarcasticasKel
    @SarcasticasKel 2 роки тому +23

    “It’s illegal to chop up a tongue” Gov seems extremely disturbed by this.

    • @neocirus115
      @neocirus115 2 роки тому +4

      Snitches get stitches

    • @Laura-it2zb
      @Laura-it2zb 2 роки тому +10

      Tongue splitting can only be done by a physician or dentist. This body modification law was signed into law when Pataki was governor.

    • @carmenclemons2556
      @carmenclemons2556 2 роки тому +4

      @@Laura-it2zb Oh, it's about body modifications? I thought maybe it had something to do with butchering cows.

  • @anacoanagoldenflower
    @anacoanagoldenflower Рік тому +2

    As someone who has done EXACTLY what NY said because it was my first time in NYC (I've lived in VERY upstate NY my whole life) after being swarmed by three guys badgering me to buy their CDs and I was intimidated and overwhelmed, I was relieved, grateful, and immediately understanding when he said it was illegal.

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 7 місяців тому

      Yeah....I walk BY these people as fast as I can when at NYCC.

  • @ItalyHastaLaPasta
    @ItalyHastaLaPasta 2 роки тому +28

    You forgot that it's illegal to look at/talk to anyone in an elevator. Figured that's fairly on par for New York

    • @Nikki-lodeon
      @Nikki-lodeon 2 роки тому +2

      So, no literal elevator pitches?

    • @bl4ckw1ngz64
      @bl4ckw1ngz64 2 роки тому +1

      Does that mean Spiderman committed a crime in Spiderman 2

    • @ItalyHastaLaPasta
      @ItalyHastaLaPasta 2 роки тому +5

      @@bl4ckw1ngz64 👀 Spiderman committed many crimes in Spiderman 2, including that one

  • @theloverlyladylo9158
    @theloverlyladylo9158 2 роки тому +12

    Oh, no, the dance marathon law makes perfect sense.

  • @msmaria5039
    @msmaria5039 2 роки тому +8

    It's perfectly preposterous to pee on a pigeon in the park.

    • @SMTRodent
      @SMTRodent 2 роки тому +3

      Poisoning pigeons in the park is, however, delightful in the spring.

  • @LouiePrime2137
    @LouiePrime2137 2 роки тому +77

    He forgot "It is illegal to wear slippers after 10PM"
    I'm a New Yorker, i would know

    • @solaridastoobid
      @solaridastoobid 2 роки тому +9

      How the hell would they enforce that

    • @LouiePrime2137
      @LouiePrime2137 2 роки тому +5

      @@solaridastoobid they just do

    • @LouiePrime2137
      @LouiePrime2137 2 роки тому

      @@Ben_Brainard www.silive.com/news/2017/05/strangest_laws_in_new_york_sta.html
      Got a whole bunch of them

    • @MyNameIsMashmallow
      @MyNameIsMashmallow 2 роки тому +2

      I can confirm said statement

    • @Queenofthatank
      @Queenofthatank 2 роки тому +2

      I think that's a good law tbh

  • @Alex-pf2cr
    @Alex-pf2cr 2 роки тому +57

    I think the puppet show law is something we should all learn about from new York
    I will not elaborate

    • @TisOnlyAScratch
      @TisOnlyAScratch 2 роки тому +3

      I was confused at that one and I think I finally understand the picture due to your last sentence. THANKS!
      (Now I gotta go wash my brain.)

    • @hannaha4631
      @hannaha4631 2 роки тому +1

      Yep.

    • @ADMICKEY
      @ADMICKEY 2 роки тому

      @@TisOnlyAScratch i amconfuslsed but ok

    • @TisOnlyAScratch
      @TisOnlyAScratch 2 роки тому

      @@ADMICKEY just imagine lots of "passionate affection" occuring in front of a window that anyone insight of the window can observe the events (shades closed, lights in back casting shadows or even full clear view of what's inside). If my kids are playing outside at that time, I don't want them having the opportunity to peep on those private affairs.

    • @chloeedmund4350
      @chloeedmund4350 2 роки тому +2

      It was probably obscene or became a distraction to pedestrians or the/an entertainment industry wanted a monopoly on puppet shows.

  • @rachelramone
    @rachelramone 2 роки тому +7

    New York: doesn’t like puppets
    Also New York: has Sesame Street
    Me: one of these things is not like the other-

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 2 роки тому

      And Avenue Q!

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 роки тому

      Jim Henson wanted a monopoly on puppet shows, since people were blatantly ripping off his stuff. Simple as that.

  • @owenhammond1880
    @owenhammond1880 2 роки тому +2

    I was confused about the "No singing at bus stops" but when he said the NYC Hustlers I was like "Oh those Aholes that give street vendors a bad name."
    Those Buskers are Okay so long as they aren't being annoying about it.

  • @sandyjamison5929
    @sandyjamison5929 2 роки тому +9

    The thumb on the nose, finger wiggle thing means piss off or FU depending on who sees it. 😂
    No dances lasting more than 8 hours is because of the dance marathons from the 30s. They could last from a few days to weeks; unfortunately, people would pass out, wind up in the hospital or die as a result. My grandparents & parents told me about their experiences doing them; though, they didn't push it to the point of passing out 🙂
    Take care everyone! ❤️

  • @silhouette2116
    @silhouette2116 2 роки тому +10

    Man i love New yorks personality so much

  • @rebeccagoris1855
    @rebeccagoris1855 2 роки тому +2

    I truly appreciate the Bills hat as part of NY’s outfit. Thank you from WNY!

  • @FurikoMaru
    @FurikoMaru 2 роки тому +2

    Vetinari from the Discworld books would love NYC.

  • @OptimusPhillip
    @OptimusPhillip Рік тому +1

    "No singing at a bus stop" feels like a thinly veiled ban on panhandling.

  • @emmetlover206
    @emmetlover206 2 роки тому +6

    I love how grumpy New York is

  • @emberandfriendsanimations2454
    @emberandfriendsanimations2454 2 роки тому +9

    This is the best series ever

  • @SiiriCressey
    @SiiriCressey 2 роки тому +11

    Maine used to have a law requiring people to get off + walk their horses within Augusta city limits. Deep into the 20th century.

  • @pizzatime42
    @pizzatime42 8 місяців тому +2

    New York is my favorite character :)))

  • @thezeevy
    @thezeevy 2 роки тому +4

    The steam train one is due to the steam cars that were used extensively in the city at the turn of the 20th century. They had a tendency to run over people, children especially. My grandpa had his foot run over by one when he was like 8 and lost all the toes on one foot. This is because they would be going too fast in the heavily pedestrianed streets of that era.

  • @hasufinheltain1390
    @hasufinheltain1390 Рік тому +3

    The dance contest one actually has an interesting history. Apparently during the Great Depression they had these ridiculously long dance contests which ended up being endurance competitions.

  • @MobileTech296
    @MobileTech296 2 роки тому +1

    “I’m in danger”
    “You called this meetin’”
    😂

  • @articusramos808
    @articusramos808 2 роки тому +13

    The only few who got away with it were the typical musical numbers Done by movies and Broadway show demos
    But those were permitted

  • @douglasbabb1725
    @douglasbabb1725 Рік тому

    0:57
    My first thought was a butcher cutting up a beef tongue.

  • @lunafox9950
    @lunafox9950 2 роки тому +7

    Lol I love the wired laws episodes they are hilarious can’t wait to see more like from TX,CALI,CO,WA,RI,NJ,MI, and N&S C and D

  • @carolynsuniverse
    @carolynsuniverse 2 роки тому +3

    a lot of these laws are actually because New York has a huge population. if one person does it, 40+ have to endure. For example, it's illegal to honk your horn in New York City, because traffic is so bad. If one person does it, everyone will, so now you got tons of people honking and just causing a huge disruption

  • @thomasbriscojr.3765
    @thomasbriscojr.3765 2 роки тому +20

    If I remember correctly it is illegal in New York City to commit suicide the penalty is the death penalty

  • @ianmcpherson2171
    @ianmcpherson2171 2 роки тому +2

    That "You forgit who ya talkin' to?" caught me off guard lol

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 2 роки тому +4

    The hand on the nose gesture isn't that common here in the US, but in some parts of the world, it's like flipping someone off to put it simply.

  • @mackenziecoleman8103
    @mackenziecoleman8103 2 роки тому +5

    as a new yorker, this all made logical sense. but you forgot one. it’s illegal to jump off a building, punishable by death. so Miles Morales in Into the Spiderverse would’ve been in the electric chair before he could save a soul

    • @seaborgium919
      @seaborgium919 2 роки тому +2

      So would Daredevil. And Iron Man. And I'm pretty sure Captain America also jumped off a couple buildings in NYC.

    • @mackenziecoleman8103
      @mackenziecoleman8103 2 роки тому

      @@seaborgium919 send them to the electric chair immediately! they’re criminals!

  • @melchiorzibeon5024
    @melchiorzibeon5024 2 роки тому +9

    [NEW YORK] THOSE SOUNDCLOUD RAPPERS! SOMEONE SAID IT THANK GOD!

  • @ashleymoore1032
    @ashleymoore1032 2 роки тому

    I cannot wait for the Indiana episode. We for sure have a lot of weird laws. My personal favorites include:
    1. In South Bend, it's illegal to force a monkey to smoke a cigarette
    2. Baths are forbidden between October and March
    3. Residents are not allowed to eat their own severed body parts in Fridays
    4. It is illegal to sell laughing gas with the intent to induce laughter
    5.If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Immoral Practices.

  • @swordbrethrenmordred1230
    @swordbrethrenmordred1230 2 роки тому +11

    I love blue laws. They are just hilarious.
    Either because something stupid had to happen to even come up with it or because they are long outdated, but technicly still in effect.
    Fun Fact: It's specificly forbidden in Canada to throw a moose out of a flying aircraft.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 роки тому

      @@laylafuller686 Probably tied to PETA not understanding that it was moose poo that an Alaskan town was dropping.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 роки тому

      Blue Laws?

    • @swordbrethrenmordred1230
      @swordbrethrenmordred1230 2 роки тому +2

      @@maxrichards3881 In short, it's a name for dumb laws. Mostly laws that were made for a very specific reason, but who are completly idiotic otherwise or laws that were made a long time ago, never got revoked, but are useless in modern times.
      Here in europe they are usualy the later, laws from medieval times which never got officialy revoked and are thous technicly useable in court. The "Trial by combat" for example was never abandonded, so you could still demand it in court, which actualy happened in france a couple years ago. The court denied the request and banned the trial by combat from french law. Here in germany it's technicly still prohibited for women to drive a car with more than walking speed and only with male supervision. Our unlimited speed on the Autobshn is also just a thing, because back when the speed limits were set, they didn't expect that cars could go much faster than 100 km/h (~62mph).

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 роки тому

      @@swordbrethrenmordred1230
      Oh, thanks. I was worried that I came across a far-right American lunatic.
      Differing terms and rhetoric are kind of mindfucking.

    • @swordbrethrenmordred1230
      @swordbrethrenmordred1230 2 роки тому

      @@maxrichards3881 I don't know why it's called blue laws, but since the term comes from europe, it probably doesn't relate to liberals/democrats.

  • @error405pokenotfound3
    @error405pokenotfound3 2 роки тому +12

    Always loved these. Never laughed harder LMAO.

  • @liasherwood1230
    @liasherwood1230 2 роки тому +1

    New York, how ya feeling? You can't be sneezin' around these parts.

  • @JudithLyonz1977
    @JudithLyonz1977 2 роки тому +1

    IIRC, the chopped tongue thing refers to meat. It's to keep delis and restaurants from cutting tongue with cheaper meat and selling at full price.

    • @JudithLyonz1977
      @JudithLyonz1977 2 роки тому +1

      Wow, I'm not sure if that makes it more or less creepy. I guess that's why they are weird laws. Thanks for the correction @@Ben_Brainard

  • @richardmckinney4963
    @richardmckinney4963 2 роки тому +5

    Just remember that in the town of Cushing Oklahoma one CAN NOT DRINK beer while only dressed in your underwear.

    • @ACertainGuy0
      @ACertainGuy0 2 роки тому +1

      So If im in my underwear but wearing a hat....its legal?

    • @richardmckinney4963
      @richardmckinney4963 2 роки тому

      @@ACertainGuy0 maybe

    • @ItalyHastaLaPasta
      @ItalyHastaLaPasta 2 роки тому +1

      Half the state: welp, there go my day plans

    • @richardmckinney4963
      @richardmckinney4963 2 роки тому +1

      @@ItalyHastaLaPasta no it is a city law. But here is an Oklahoma State law. One CAN NOT transport chickens in one's car.

    • @ItalyHastaLaPasta
      @ItalyHastaLaPasta 2 роки тому +1

      @@richardmckinney4963 don't forget that it's illegal to go whaling in Oklahoma, as a state law 👀 but that chicken law, I blame Weatherford.

  • @Heavenlyhounds96
    @Heavenlyhounds96 2 роки тому +25

    I'm guilty of having fallen for those shit CD sellers in Manhattan, but only once.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 роки тому

      I got zapped by one in the Atlanta airport in 1985. I was dead tired and had no mental barriers up.
      I was also a lot less cynical back then. Now, I have to hold myself back from getting in arguments with wrong number callers.

  • @DyskordeEdroksyd_IsVerySad
    @DyskordeEdroksyd_IsVerySad Рік тому +1

    The kitten sneeze.

  • @NJFireDepartment
    @NJFireDepartment 2 роки тому +6

    I just went to NYC Yesterday lol.
    When is New Jersey getting one of these, here some samples
    It's illegal to pump your own gas here.
    In Newark It's illegal to get ice cream without a doctor's note after 6PM.
    In Bernard Township its illegal to be sad.
    It's illegal to slurp your soup

    • @solaridastoobid
      @solaridastoobid 2 роки тому +1

      You put the gas one twice lol
      But...the illegal to be sad one is really off-putting wtf

    • @Heavenlyhounds96
      @Heavenlyhounds96 2 роки тому +1

      I'm guessing they really enforce the anti-self-service law huh?

    • @matthewdarocha8243
      @matthewdarocha8243 2 роки тому +1

      @@Heavenlyhounds96 I mean, they did. But the past few months ive been able to pump my own gas here since there's not enough attendants to pump everyone. Yet I always still see the cones and long lines

    • @NJFireDepartment
      @NJFireDepartment 2 роки тому

      @@Heavenlyhounds96 I doubt it's enforced but Oregon has a similar law about no Self Service

  • @DonovanPresents
    @DonovanPresents 2 роки тому

    0:56 I guess they don't like lengua tacos there... 😂

  • @ippolitius
    @ippolitius 2 роки тому +2

    Surprised the spittoon law still on the books. Spittoons were outlawed to combat TB.

    • @Cty-unofficial
      @Cty-unofficial 2 роки тому +3

      "Every corporation, proprietor or other person owning, operating or controlling any store, factory, theater or other building or room which is used in common by the public or any depot or railroad station shall provide a sufficient number of nonabsorbent receptacles for expectoration and shall provide for the thorough cleansing and disinfection thereof at least once in 24 hours."

  • @bland9876
    @bland9876 2 роки тому +1

    I had forgotten all about the thumb on nose wiggle your fingers thing.

  • @victoriae.2371
    @victoriae.2371 2 роки тому

    Super excited to see your show in San Jo! Bringing 3 friends! 😁

  • @isaac4273
    @isaac4273 2 роки тому +9

    I'm starting to really like New York and his "don't fucking annoy me" vibe

  • @dragonmaster9810
    @dragonmaster9810 2 роки тому +3

    I love the interpretation of my home state 😂

  • @Grundini91
    @Grundini91 2 роки тому +1

    NY State Bird is the Eastern Bluebird, not the Pigeon.
    It is illegal in DeWitt, NY to own a Shetland Pony.
    It is legal in NY for women to go topless anywhere it is legal for a man to go topless, unless she is advertising a business.
    It is illegal in Ocean City, NY for a man to go topless.
    It is illegal to do anything in an elevator other than stand, face the door and wait for it to reach your desired floor.
    It is illegal in New York City to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket on Sunday.

  • @zacharynunley
    @zacharynunley 6 місяців тому

    In Texas we have a law that from the 1800’s which has technically never been written off the law books.
    If two trains come to a point where the tracks cross each other, neither train may proceed unless the other train has already done so.

  • @pewpew1972
    @pewpew1972 2 роки тому +6

    When you realize New York weird laws make sense.

  • @crazysasha1374
    @crazysasha1374 2 роки тому

    "I'm in danger"
    "You called this meeting"

  • @ladmyn2726
    @ladmyn2726 2 роки тому +3

    Again you should do a video about upstate vs downstate ny!!! I love both but they're like black and white and them arguing would be hilarious

    • @amymo9144
      @amymo9144 2 роки тому

      Mostly don't want all the litter and crowded trails from the city folk escaping to the wilderness in non practical footwear

  • @MissFazzy
    @MissFazzy 2 роки тому +5

    If only the pigeon was NY's state bird...

  • @bleachcraft8
    @bleachcraft8 Рік тому +1

    NYC and NYS should be separate characters like Texas and Austin. Especially considering how often our state government ignores anything north and west of the city

    • @LeadTrumpet1
      @LeadTrumpet1 Рік тому

      New York would need 12 separate characters. Itself, the 10 very distinct regions (calling the Hudson Valley, Western NY, or the Finger Lakes “upstate” is a very bad idea) and NYC Metro.
      Most of the Mid/Lower Hudson Valley and all of Long Island are part of NYC Metro (collectively known as “Downstate” by Albany). Albany should pay more attention to the rest of the state, but when more than half the state lives in the 12 Downstate counties, it’s understandable why they don’t. Doesn’t help the Catskills act like a buffer between NYC Metro and the rest of the state.

  • @JonesNate
    @JonesNate 2 роки тому

    "Thumbing your nose" at someone is the old-fashioned middle finger.

  • @TsukikoLuna26
    @TsukikoLuna26 2 роки тому

    gosh i've missed this series!

  • @TennoWolf
    @TennoWolf 2 роки тому +1

    Heres another one: Its legal to mary your cousin in New York.

  • @Rynfields
    @Rynfields 2 роки тому +1

    Best start to my morning

  • @hardwirecars
    @hardwirecars 2 роки тому

    new york and texas accent is on point sir keep up the good work

  • @Crazt
    @Crazt 2 роки тому +1

    Born and raised in Buffalo. Need to find a cop about that first one.

  • @godzillatimmy
    @godzillatimmy 2 роки тому +4

    As someone from the Bronx, I approve of this video

    • @geospider
      @geospider 2 роки тому

      Eww New York seems like such a bad place to live I don’t want to go there

  • @dragoon1090
    @dragoon1090 2 роки тому +2

    I love the NY persona. Really captures how much we hate each other.

    • @geospider
      @geospider 2 роки тому

      I hate you because I’m a New Yorker I’m kidding fr New York seems like a horrible place I don’t wanna go there

  • @batcountryboy93
    @batcountryboy93 2 роки тому +5

    Although I'm from NJ, I've seen plenty of NY to know those laws aren't quite weird. You'd get it if you were here. I hope he does NJ, we're never too behind NY in being similar

  • @wbanm4417
    @wbanm4417 2 роки тому

    I live in New York and my old high-school does a 12 hour dance contest every year

  • @amymo9144
    @amymo9144 2 роки тому

    In Delaware pawn shops can't accept your wheelchair or fake leg/ arm for payment or pawn.

  • @heyimallison
    @heyimallison 2 роки тому +1

    Sounds like New York never tried my Maw Maw's tongue roast recipie

  • @melissaniedorf5016
    @melissaniedorf5016 2 роки тому

    Thanks for repping the Bills. 👏👏

  • @hexaness25
    @hexaness25 2 роки тому

    Regulations! Regulations! Regulations! That NY baby!

  • @kyab2815
    @kyab2815 2 роки тому +2

    I'm a new Yorker and while I didn't know many of these were law's I am not surprised. Many of them make perfect sense to me. You don't fuck with pigeons. They will shit everywhere and they aren't scared of you. Like at all. The peeing law makes sense too, way too many people just whip it out and pee against a building or tree in New York and that's rude especially in parks. Parks are weird because at least in the cities they're rare and kinda seen as unimportant but also protected spaces cuz idk it's the park. What kinda asshole fucks up a park? Hustle culture is 110% a thing. I've had people intentionally sing badly in public areas and agree to stop until you left for 5$. People with signs asking for money, selling random shit for money, offering random services for money, everybody has a side hustle that they will tell you about given half a chance. It's even worse in the city. 45 minutes across a few subway trains. 2 parents who just lost their job/house asking for money, 1 middle schooler selling a whole ass candy store out their backpack, 3 different musicians in the stations, and an old lady knitting for her side business complete with business cards. And that's not counting sales carts parked near major subway entrances and exits. Given how much most of us don't want to talk to each other limiting shit like this in at least one form is a godsend.
    Overall given how different the culture can be in the different regions causing me to miss half the references, I still relate to and love your new York impression so much. It's great.

  • @BookishNaiad
    @BookishNaiad 2 роки тому +1

    "Nope."
    I felt that 😅

  • @Marlock2199
    @Marlock2199 2 роки тому

    Ben you should do a bloopers reel i would watch that in a heartbeat and id say others would too

  • @avenue4624
    @avenue4624 2 роки тому

    I love how you do all the different states and make all sound not like you! Well done sir! I aspire to your level of impression

  • @kitsunebaxter6311
    @kitsunebaxter6311 2 роки тому +1

    Pretty sure the dance contest one is connected to the Great Depression

  • @randomcommiebimbo1100
    @randomcommiebimbo1100 2 роки тому +1

    New york is a whole ass mood

  • @Birdmanesp92
    @Birdmanesp92 2 роки тому +1

    props to you for acknowledging Buffalo as the true football team of NY

  • @lieutenantnitewolf3337
    @lieutenantnitewolf3337 2 роки тому

    I would love to see more weird state laws.

  • @Darasilverdragon
    @Darasilverdragon 2 роки тому

    "Should you be more worried that I needed a law against tongue cutting, or that I only made it a misdemeanor?"
    'I'm in danger.'
    I am so proud of how well he represented us. Empire state, bitches - move outta the way!

  • @funnyhoodinc4467
    @funnyhoodinc4467 2 роки тому

    As a New Yorker from The Bronx and currently in Buffalo(pls unalive me), all of this is very true and yes the singing at bus stops should remain a thing.

  • @MunchKING
    @MunchKING 2 роки тому

    New York doesn't like puppets? How Ironic given that one of the most famous puppet shows is set there. :D

  • @xliquidflames
    @xliquidflames 2 роки тому

    "...next thing ya know, you're spending money on a CD you're never going to listen to because you haven't owned a CD player since 2004."

  • @eacalvert
    @eacalvert 2 роки тому

    Ahh yes New York one of the very few states where the only way to cancel your registration for your car if move out of state is.to mail back the tags...with a form (and you need a copy for each vehicle) with a self addressed prestamped envelope for them to mail the receipt back. Oh and their DMV website will tell you to send it certified so that has to be signed for in case the plates/tags get "misplaced" after they've been received

  • @hannaha4631
    @hannaha4631 2 роки тому +3

    I think the train one is because of something to do with the tracks that are part of the road, probably excessive wear and tear due to how the road-imbeded tracks are constructed. I...wanna say it's specific to Buffalo and Buffalo area?

    • @trainmanrobbie3360
      @trainmanrobbie3360 2 роки тому +3

      Nope, that was Syracuse. East Washington Street downtown used to have railroad tracks running right down the middle of it, and there’s several famous pictures of huge freight trains running down the street next to cars

    • @hannaha4631
      @hannaha4631 2 роки тому

      @@trainmanrobbie3360 Ah. Thanks! Couldn't remember which one. The law I'm more familiar with is no singing at bus stops. (It's a really, really appreciated law that I wish would be enforced in trains and subways too, especially when you're trapped with tourists who don't know better that these are also our seagulls that should not be fed or humored.

    • @trainmanrobbie3360
      @trainmanrobbie3360 2 роки тому +1

      @@hannaha4631 No problem! I’m also thankful that up here we don’t get nearly as many of the SoundCloud hustler types, not that I’ve seen at least. And the only tourists that we get are just stuck in our giant mall lol

  • @redplaysgames719
    @redplaysgames719 Рік тому

    I'm guessing the 8 hour dance contest thing is because those were aactually a thing back in the 1920s. People would have contests to see how long they could keep dancing, and things got....well, ridiculous is putting it mildly.

  • @wxxr9095
    @wxxr9095 2 роки тому

    I'm looking at the Savoy Ballroom in NYC for that ban on 8-hour dance competitions

  • @demstudios5799
    @demstudios5799 Рік тому

    Such a missed opportunity to say the only puppets we fuck with here in New York is Sesame Street exclusively