They're saying I'm washed (Slay the Spire)

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  • Опубліковано 14 лис 2024

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  • @aq3027
    @aq3027 Місяць тому +420

    I literally cannot hear him say talk to the hand without hearing Hawk Tuah. Am I going insane

    • @MehYam2112
      @MehYam2112 Місяць тому +53

      Embrace it, insanity was 13 ascensions ago on a different character

    • @Nickolopolous
      @Nickolopolous Місяць тому +8

      he's farming it too

    • @GoatTowerKing
      @GoatTowerKing Місяць тому +59

      Talk Tuah the Hand! Block on that thang!

    • @OGakadatguy
      @OGakadatguy Місяць тому +1

      Hawk Tuah is a spell

    • @nazzify6417
      @nazzify6417 Місяць тому +6

      Brain Rot

  • @1missing
    @1missing Місяць тому +157

    The classic Ectoplasm + Busted Crown combo, so you can't even offset the lack of card rewards with shop purchases. This is the high level gameplay I tune in for

  • @josephs9303
    @josephs9303 Місяць тому +180

    Astrolabe over pandoras when he has apotheosis is torturing the type A in me

    • @sicnasty100
      @sicnasty100 Місяць тому +14

      Bro then to go ahead and take busted crown with ecoplasm

    • @Zetts
      @Zetts Місяць тому +4

      came to the comment section immediately after he did that, NL what the actual fuck man lmao

    • @br0ck689
      @br0ck689 Місяць тому +2

      he criminally underrates pandora's, it's arguably the best boss relic

    • @schurli777
      @schurli777 Місяць тому +1

      Well there is an argument to be made that he might need those defends in his deck - until he astrolabes them instead of his strikes 😂😂😂

  • @internettevarolanadam
    @internettevarolanadam Місяць тому +140

    Taking apopteosis with coffee dripper, not upgrading eruption in the first act, taking astrolabe instead of pandora while having apop. This man is unorthodox

    • @Paradoxikality
      @Paradoxikality Місяць тому +19

      Apoptosis and Apotheosis are different things brother man

    • @mellow3995
      @mellow3995 Місяць тому

      @@Paradoxikality Northernlion committed apoptosis with those decisions

    • @judjudson4399
      @judjudson4399 Місяць тому +22

      @@Paradoxikality It's all Proptosis to me brother

    • @internettevarolanadam
      @internettevarolanadam Місяць тому +7

      @@Paradoxikality I'm a med student I only see cell death

    • @sathrielsatanson666
      @sathrielsatanson666 Місяць тому +3

      Taking Astrolabe is one thing. Removing most of your armor gain when you cannot rest is some next level play.

  • @Ultimus998
    @Ultimus998 Місяць тому +179

    The type A urge to comment on the transform 3 defends when he can't rest and then immediately saying he needs more block is strong

  • @icantranch9398
    @icantranch9398 Місяць тому +45

    27:47 Forgetful Dorothy when asked how they got to Emerald City

  • @theflaffywaffe
    @theflaffywaffe Місяць тому +53

    25:49 Mr Incredible when Incrediboy tried to convince him he was his sidekick

    • @sloesty
      @sloesty Місяць тому +3

      How are you commenting about a 25 minute part of the video 13 minutes into its release?!

    • @Thr111ce
      @Thr111ce Місяць тому +4

      @@sloesty watching on 2x maybe

  • @bogmancaveguy1620
    @bogmancaveguy1620 Місяць тому +74

    14:44 A Medieval King stumbling onto a potential solution to the Empty Treasury problem

  • @sathrielsatanson666
    @sathrielsatanson666 Місяць тому +13

    NL for the whole run: I've built a great deck
    NL at the Act II boss: I've built a deck that can't succeed 😂

  • @Orioxified
    @Orioxified Місяць тому +18

    i love the slay the spire series, but it has devolved into "to a guy like me" the podcast lmaooo, NL says it like once every 2-3 minutes its crazy

  • @TheLuckyKings1
    @TheLuckyKings1 Місяць тому +16

    10:39 Slightly confused Romeo in Act 5, Scene 1

  • @brooksy_
    @brooksy_ Місяць тому +5

    somehow the further he gets the more it inspires the type a's

  • @vicc3991
    @vicc3991 Місяць тому +11

    We're clothes, of course we're washed

  • @danieleads2836
    @danieleads2836 Місяць тому +5

    He makes so many baffling choices. I love it

  • @immanuelirawan8364
    @immanuelirawan8364 Місяць тому +1

    2:46 me when Mark asks a good question

  • @paradox9616
    @paradox9616 Місяць тому +36

    5:49 when my friend asks me if I want to smoke before or after playing random games for the night

  • @Pertilious
    @Pertilious Місяць тому +20

    fire 17 is def when it gets real

    • @viss9021
      @viss9021 Місяць тому +1

      @@Pertilious that’s what the pros call it

  • @johndelanie3649
    @johndelanie3649 Місяць тому +4

    NL putting out a slay the spire right at the start of this video lecture, I've been bless by the egg man

  • @ItsHoplight
    @ItsHoplight Місяць тому +3

    I killed the part of me that believes I’m washed I am simply blessed to have made it this far no matter what I am doing

  • @WaterCat5
    @WaterCat5 Місяць тому +28

    He was washed the second he skipped every elite and took pressure points.
    And he eschewed pyramid over a 5th energy

    • @cringekid3993
      @cringekid3993 Місяць тому +12

      Brother he was never clean

    • @noodledog2
      @noodledog2 Місяць тому +12

      My jaw dropped when he took pressure points over rushdown

    • @karu7982
      @karu7982 Місяць тому

      @@noodledog2 and he had guardian solved with double talk tuah ICANT

  • @para-logia
    @para-logia Місяць тому +12

    29:29 me when I run a 400-meter dash against Usain Bolt and get 2nd place

  • @bito2041
    @bito2041 Місяць тому +4

    He really is the biggest talk to the hand fan, i respect it

    • @viss9021
      @viss9021 Місяць тому

      @@bito2041 cards busted imo

  • @clara7026
    @clara7026 Місяць тому +4

    Fringe situation, but if you have miracles, conjure blade, and an insight, and your draw pile is at 0 or 1 you can use all but one miracle to blade, than insight to guarantee the expunger!

  • @tired4432
    @tired4432 Місяць тому +15

    Not beating the washed allegations with this one

  • @sofiamckay455
    @sofiamckay455 Місяць тому +3

    22:51 northernlion asmr

  • @leadluigi
    @leadluigi Місяць тому +5

    Misplay in the first encounter lets gooooo

  • @kennethsutcliffe9161
    @kennethsutcliffe9161 Місяць тому +2

    Never seen a man take pressure points voluntarily. It’s a sight to behold.

  • @Piversity
    @Piversity Місяць тому +5

    we love slay the spire

  • @ig4yara
    @ig4yara Місяць тому +5

    one of these days NL will accidentally pick establishment and realize it's a good card

    • @Paradoxikality
      @Paradoxikality Місяць тому +1

      He had it at one point and ended up giving it up at the "store a card" event. Then ran back into it on a later run and didn't want it back lol.

  • @viss9021
    @viss9021 Місяць тому +2

    Ectoplasm start is a hold r moment imo

  • @Shindazu
    @Shindazu Місяць тому +2

    22:50 for some unexpected ASMR

  • @seashake
    @seashake Місяць тому +5

    14:51 me when I'm Switzerland at the end of World War 2

  • @sathrielsatanson666
    @sathrielsatanson666 Місяць тому +2

    8 block, a staggering amount 😂

  • @Thr111ce
    @Thr111ce Місяць тому +4

    aaa the runic pyramid disrespect :(
    nice try nl!

  • @3thanguy7
    @3thanguy7 Місяць тому

    love that he trades away pure water only to get bottled lightning+deus ex machina

  • @espanadorada7962
    @espanadorada7962 Місяць тому +30

    makes arbitrary choice without thinking about it
    “this could be good for a guy like me”
    Dies

    • @sathrielsatanson666
      @sathrielsatanson666 Місяць тому +1

      That seems to be the most accurate AI description of a series 😂

  • @behrecat9653
    @behrecat9653 Місяць тому +6

    Omniscience and pressure points, is a combo fyi :)

    • @slimeeva9269
      @slimeeva9269 Місяць тому +1

      4 energy for 33 damage?

    • @sathrielsatanson666
      @sathrielsatanson666 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@slimeeva9269he did not say it was a good one 😂

    • @behrecat9653
      @behrecat9653 Місяць тому

      @@slimeeva9269 Omniscience -> Omniscience -> pressure point. if you already have pressure points on all enemies, its pretty ok.

  • @happyorks1
    @happyorks1 Місяць тому +2

    There are many advantages to being a marine biologist

  • @Collinpawns
    @Collinpawns Місяць тому +1

    "The thing we need to deal with in the meantime is we don't do a lot of damage"
    Uses wish on plated armor instead of strength 👹

  • @loggi7605
    @loggi7605 Місяць тому +1

    >complains about his attacks being weak
    >Immediately takes busted crown while already having ectoplasm

  • @kurtdenning2128
    @kurtdenning2128 Місяць тому +1

    This man actually took pressure points over rush down...

  • @meemdlmao5978
    @meemdlmao5978 Місяць тому +110

    We’re unemployed guys, of course we’re here 10seconds after upload

    • @nullptr5740
      @nullptr5740 Місяць тому +10

      we’re employed guys, of course we just got off our shift and are now watching

  • @arrowofkira5658
    @arrowofkira5658 Місяць тому +1

    I'm a type B but tbh this episode almost made me a type A. 😂😂😂
    I still believe in him and enjoy the ride! Go NL ❤

    • @sathrielsatanson666
      @sathrielsatanson666 Місяць тому +1

      I mean, there is no need for faith, he already got A20 with Watcher. And you can enjoy the video while being baffled by NL's choices and missplays 😅

  • @kimgallagher1177
    @kimgallagher1177 Місяць тому +1

    Bronze Automaton been real quiet since Iron Automaton dropped

  • @Brahaja
    @Brahaja Місяць тому +1

    Can you imagine willingly taking broken crown over pyramid 👀

  • @acepie413
    @acepie413 Місяць тому

    Astrolabe over Pandora's with Apotheosis already upgraded. Peak

  • @martinbalke1843
    @martinbalke1843 Місяць тому +40

    This man plays Spire like my parents play retirement. Avoid all early investments because they seem risky, wonder why you're so far behind at the end.

    • @Thr111ce
      @Thr111ce Місяць тому +2

      Also he skips every card he deems "unworthy" even while losing. Better keep drawing strikes, defends and ascender's bane i guess.
      I love him for it.

    • @rayanal-shikhi140
      @rayanal-shikhi140 Місяць тому

      I love him for it. I hate him for it. I love him for it. I hate him for it. Maybe I shouldn't watch this before zzz time ​@@Thr111ce

  • @waluigiwah3264
    @waluigiwah3264 Місяць тому +3

    Fuckin Coffee Dripper relic 1 lol

  • @Joe_Molotov
    @Joe_Molotov Місяць тому +2

    imagine resting, not us

  • @fionaonline
    @fionaonline Місяць тому +1

    cromulent leaking out of vinnys area

  • @lawww212
    @lawww212 Місяць тому +5

    Earliest I've ever been to anything

  • @YungVDD
    @YungVDD Місяць тому +2

    Im not saying you're washed, but you're definitely Watched

  • @plusonedex
    @plusonedex Місяць тому +1

    oh course hes washed.....that domepiece is sparkling.......

  • @shane544
    @shane544 Місяць тому +6

    Taking apotheosis with coffee dripper and THEN taking astrolabe over pandoras AFTER taking apotheosis. It's like watching all the events leading up to Chernobyl.
    Im type A maxxing btw.

  • @homuraakemi3287
    @homuraakemi3287 Місяць тому

    I think it's pretty funny to see how cracked he was at playing Defect and how 'less than optimal' he is at the Watcher, a character often considered the best in the game by a wide margin.

    • @sathrielsatanson666
      @sathrielsatanson666 Місяць тому +1

      Watcher is the most powerful, sure, but also a feast or famine character, because it punishes mistakes like staying in wrath with no stance exits. And, boy, does NL ever make mistakes 😂😂😂

  • @n00dle_king
    @n00dle_king Місяць тому +1

    please egg just take runic pyramid it's INSANE

  • @joshuajinsu2559
    @joshuajinsu2559 Місяць тому +3

    Hmmm my daily slop🤤🤤

  • @bryant3596
    @bryant3596 Місяць тому +1

    PRESSURE POINTS OVER RUSHDOWN?!

  • @PongzeLor
    @PongzeLor Місяць тому

    They say he’s washed up but at least his dome is clean

  • @oliverhamilton5758
    @oliverhamilton5758 Місяць тому

    He's gaming! 😮

  • @slabar_4489
    @slabar_4489 Місяць тому +8

    NL’s the kind of guy to have 5 different Isaac playlists, but none playlists for Slay the Spire

    • @ShynyMagikarp
      @ShynyMagikarp Місяць тому +1

      there is a 664 episode slay the spire playlist on this channel lol
      sadly it doesn't include any of these 2024 runs. but a fan made one exists.

  • @momoaa
    @momoaa Місяць тому +4

    3 minutes in and he already skipped a deus ex machina this is gonna be good
    Edit: hoo boy the astrolabe into lose combo was slick

  • @Frog_Cat_
    @Frog_Cat_ Місяць тому

    I'm new to NL.... Is this like a challenge where he makes every wrong decision and tries to see how far he can get, proving how broken the watcher is?

  • @jooneal2883
    @jooneal2883 Місяць тому +3

    8 seconds uploaded 😂

  • @hadouken755
    @hadouken755 Місяць тому +2

    He’s washed

  • @liamcopich9239
    @liamcopich9239 Місяць тому

    that first run was my kinda luck lol

  • @dude135791000
    @dude135791000 Місяць тому

    Mods next?

  • @thechatter7102
    @thechatter7102 Місяць тому

    why would they say this

  • @brndno
    @brndno Місяць тому

    Of course we're washed, we're millennials

  • @benlavine6259
    @benlavine6259 Місяць тому

    no suspense with a title like that

  • @paczaaj3219
    @paczaaj3219 Місяць тому

    He's washed

  • @stevereallyevil
    @stevereallyevil Місяць тому

    cardboard tuah recycle that thing

  • @penguindrummer252
    @penguindrummer252 Місяць тому

    Playing too fast for this own good again, seeing the act 2 boss twice in 30 minutes is testament to that.

  • @julianchampion8807
    @julianchampion8807 Місяць тому +1

    2 other characters left…. Pls the slay the spire is awesome

  • @AishiYoutube
    @AishiYoutube Місяць тому

    He's playing poorly on purpose huh

  • @Strivingtoknow
    @Strivingtoknow Місяць тому

    Always take pressure points when you need scaling

  • @Defiler86
    @Defiler86 Місяць тому +1

    Question for the StS egg heads: Runic Pyramid and Establishment is broken right?

    • @Paradoxikality
      @Paradoxikality Місяць тому +3

      Nah, doesn't work like that. Establishment only works on cards that have the retain keyword, (and cards that you meditate back into your hand or well-laid plans) meaning cards that stay in your hand past the discard phase. Runic pyramid technically doesn't retain cards, you just don't have a discard phase anymore.

    • @Defiler86
      @Defiler86 Місяць тому

      @@Paradoxikality Ahhhh, boo.

  • @kams8759
    @kams8759 Місяць тому

    you're not washed ryan...

  • @GodChaos333
    @GodChaos333 Місяць тому

    Oh no. As he climbs ascension. He is starting to really get attached to the less consistent cards. Pressure points, conjure blade, ignoring stance dancing in general, which is the strongest strategy.

    • @sathrielsatanson666
      @sathrielsatanson666 Місяць тому

      See, that's whete you're wrong. He has no attachment to anything, makes little card evaluation and just picks whatever his feels directs.

  • @porbus2532
    @porbus2532 Місяць тому +3

    16:55 kids on their moms phone in 2012

  • @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX
    @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX Місяць тому +4

    28:04
    This isn't the first time, I'm starting to get more irritated than I should that he keeps exiting wrath into calm BEFORE playing the attacks

    • @Justnothankyou132
      @Justnothankyou132 Місяць тому +5

      We don't watch him for his good gameplay

    • @sathrielsatanson666
      @sathrielsatanson666 Місяць тому +1

      If you're getting iritated by bad plays you must be suffering with this series 😂