[TF2] Ragdolls Are Stupid but Also Fantastic
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- Опубліковано 7 чер 2019
- Wacky inflatable arm-flailing merc corpse
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• Mario Kart 8 OST - Sweet Sweet Canyon
• Gabriel Lewis - Soft Discoveries
• Johann Sebastian Bach - Cello Suite No.1
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Imagine if every war movie ever, like the super serious dark ones that take a look at the effects war has on people, but every time someone dies they do a tf2-esque ragdoll.
KILLER BEAN
JFC... Imagine the protagonist holding his dying best friend and as soon as he's dead he just spasms and makes the dumbest face ever. Or it's trench warfare but one guy sticks his head out at the wrong time, gets a bullet between the eyes and gets LAUNCHED out of the trench. I feel like I need this movie, but I can at least try writing one scene.
Main character (MC), holding his injured best friend in his arms: How bad is it?
Best friend (BF): I think I'm done for... So this is how it ends...
MC, trying to keep himself from crying: Is there a last wish I can fulfill?
BF: If you make it out of this, tell my mother how much I appreciated her... It could all have gone so differently... I could have fallen in love... had a family...
MC, choking up: I wish you could've had all that.
BF: I had you... You always fought with me... You could've ran...
MC, now crying: I couldn't have done that to you. We were like brothers. And together, we stood a chance.
BF, his voice growing weaker: I never stood a chance... I told myself I was good enough... because I was still here... and if I'm no longer here...
MC: Don't say that, please... you were a good man.
BF: The pain is getting worse... I don't have much time left now...
MC: I'll... I'll never forget you. As long as I live, your memory will live on.
BF, almost in a whisper: You were my best friend... the best I've ever had... shame it has to end...
MC, sobbing: It should've never ended!
BF, with a pained smile: I feel... cold... I'm ready to go... Farewell...
MC: Goodbye...
All traces of life leave BF's face. The metaphorical light goes out. MC hugs BF tightly. Suddenly, BF's entire body thrashes vigorously, smacking MC in the head with his arm and kicking his legs wildly. MC is startled and drops BF's body, revealing what'd look like an insane grin if it wasn't for the fact that BF is dead as a doornail.
Okay, I got carried off... worth it.
@@ashketchum6222 That's dark, dude. You got me all emotional and then made me laugh, but I felt so bad for laughing.
@@ashketchum6222 Saving Private Ryan with Source Physics?
@@AtomicRobloxProductions basically
"Ok so first off he started telling me hes not a furry"
Out of context clips are second to ragdolls tbh.
are *only* second to ragdolls
Agreed
I really want to know what they were talking about sounds like a funny story 😂
Bu nası sihir aq
[Name is Blocked] DAD YOU DONT NEED THE BELT IM NOT A FURRY
"Who is this mysterious stranger and why did he backflip out of the door?!"
I asked myself that every morning
It's you're dad m8
and yes that was probably the wrong type of your
Oi
He actually said cartwheel not backflip out the door but still funny
GOOD MORNING USA I GOT A FEELING THAT ITS GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY
@@simonj6801 No worries, but for the future: Your = something belonging to someone, and you're = you are.
Soundsmith's three most used words are: "Oh god!", " He's dead!", and "This is so sad."
Bonus I respect that
That’s 8 words
Sorry for being a nerd but shouldn’t it be sentences
don't forget-- "this sucks!"
"This sucks"
The best ragdoll is when they get killed by a huntsman arrow and the body just won't stop twitching
Or spazzing
Ikr
LazyPurple is a good example of that
They are trying to challenge you to a corpse dance off
Ik
"...he started off saying I'm not a furry..." Ah, you know it's going to be a good conversation when it starts off with a denial.
thats how it starts. denial.
no GOD NO
Is there something wrong with furries? Do you have a problem with them?
Gamer YT As someone who used to hate them, I can safely say that no one in this very short comment thread has said anything of the sort or even implied it.
@@sometffurry always starts with denial
"That's not a person, see? That's a _dead_ person, you can tell because of the velocity." -STAR_
F
@Nogilthazaa where does he post? He hasnt posted on STAR_ in over a year. I thought he was dead ;c
@Nogilthazaa dopeeee, thanks!!
@@3l3m3NtA good news
@@3l3m3NtA No he's fine and he has been on twitch the entire time and twitter. But hasn't uploaded really on ster2 as you might have seen. Even though he did upload quite a bit there when he slowed down and "stopped) uplaoding on STAR_.
But indeed rejoice as he is back and is looking to stay on yt and once again put out some content althoug probably not on a regular schedule. He made an explaining video last week on STAR_ and he uplaoded the first part of his own made verion of DnD which he played with his wife and a couple of other streamers. With some real nice art and the game itself seems quite cool.
So if interested check that out, or visite his twitch, twitter or discord for more.
5:58 - 6:03 is the most perfect moment of that scout voice line
"I'm watching you fly" scout has become aware of his surroundings
All I heard was the slow motion car crash, and as that scout flew all I could think of was that line slowed down
Scout: You’re like a car crash in slow motion, it’s like I’m watching you fly though the front
@@WIMouse *through a windshield.
Everything else is correct.
5:59
Scout: You're like a car crash in slow motion. it's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield.
*Scout appears flying*
I had a thought. Can someone who’s sitting at a computer right now put the glitching audio from the spies through a spectrometer or a spectrogram? Remember, his name is “Soundsmith” for a reason.
beat me to the punch
lol he said taht about himslf XD
TIMING IS EXCELLENCE
ah this comment had 420 likes and i had to ruin it
6:00
"It's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield."
*random scout flies over the fence*
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
9:06 is almost like demoman walked in like "don't worry he's dead"
“I got em, guys”
He's like "hey guys look what I found"
Based senko pfp
ahem
"Gentlemen"
It seems when the protagonists are in a place, they see that someone is not there, and a few minutes later one of the bad guys appears dead through a door, window, and then the one who got lost appears after the bad guy, I hope you have understood me
Imagine being that Heavy at 9:29
You stand between two demos, terrified. Suddenly, they both charge. You’re doomed. Until they both die suddenly. You’re saved! And then you proceed to die as well.
"Aagh! My cholesterol! If only I wasn't so fat!!"
He got so scared he had a heart attack and fuckin died.
6:01 "it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield"
Comedictiming.exe
I died at that part
sonic drives.
Thank you Scout
"but at slowmotion"
0:09, *Record Scratch* "Yep, that's me, You're probably wondering how I got here, It all started when some ginger hair mushroom told me to play 2fort and valve decided to enhance my enjoyment through giving me the blessed opportunity of getting auto balanced, and the rest is well, ya know how it goes.
Zenronaut xD
222 likes
Zenronaut 18 hours ago???
@@agoodname6997 somehow
@@agoodname6997 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“This does put a smile on my face”
Miguel
The Source Engine's ragdoll physics as a whole are just works of art
You are a true man of culture.
Titanfall 2 ragdolls confirm this
5:10 "He started telling me he wasn't a furry..." No continue, you certainly know how to build interest.
We’ll never know the continuation of that sentence. It’ll be forever written as one of the world’s biggest mysteries
In Uncle Dane's Words:
"Welcome back to another Edition of 'Ragdoll Theatre'"
As you can see this soldier just takes a fucking swan dive
Into the crates
Probably one of the funniest things I have seen in tf2
10:54 Soldier: About to leave the spawn and play
SoundSmith: *nope*
No more playing only pain feeling
That last Spy at 11:46 reaching up like, "The money's... hidden in the... [death gargle]"
A
B
C
@@crappieco.4075 D
@@mainegameboy5670 E
Rag doll: *Moves forward a few inches*
SundSmorf: “That Ragdoll was excellent!”
5:57 My favorite kind of rag doll.
The one with comedic timing.
Just realized this
Scout: ".... it's like I'm watching you fly...."
Ragdoll: gets yeeted out of the map
@@CFox_ woah u r slow
CommFox :o Thanks Peter for the explanation.
What I wanna know is what the fuck happened to that scout.
Edit: upon inspection of the killfeed, it looks like he got wasted by a demoman's grenade launcher. Cant tell what variety though. Not enough hours yet.
4:50 me trying to do the perfect dive in the water but painfully failing
5:11 Aww, I wanna hear the conversation.
6:00
"Like I'm watching you fly"
*Scout flies away*
I did not hear thst thr first time
First words I hear “Natasha heavy”. *chuckles* “No wonder.”
Demoknights and Trolldiers have learned to fear my Natascha.
Dakota Metzgar *has loose canon and drying pan* “**chuckles* Your in danger.”
Disbelief Angel Statue *y u no understand pokermans references*
10:26 THE most realistic death i've seen in my ~500 hours total of playing TF2.
that shit would be traumatizing irl lmao
Today was, in fact, not a good day
5:58 "It's like watching you fly thru a windshield"
*Scouts flies thru a windshield*
Only real TF2 Intellectuals use the Flying Ragdolls mods so ragdolls do more than a swan dive out of a window
No one's commented on your comment, or is my computer just slow?
Uncle dane reference?
When your PC is too shite to download the ragdoll mod
wait that's a real mod?
I need to get this. Thanks for reminding me StickMaster.
DogeGod69 is actually Bearded in a restricted form.
Edit: His power granted all of these likes. Holy shit.
1% bearded expense is still to much
Imagine Ultra Instinct Bearded.
Thanos Bearded. “Sorry soundsmith, But I need the stereotype Stone.”
The Gentle Duck by the time I have read this you have 696 likes. Nice.
E
3:57 the pyro went to heaven
"ok first off he started telling us hes not a furry" - denial is the first step
I wonder who that person is now, hmmmm
5:10 "he started telling me he's not a furry"
soundsmith gives us context about this please..
I don't wanna be that guy, but he said "he started telling me that HE'S not a furry"
still needs context
Yyyyeah. Some of those clipped conversations are a little concerning out of context.
We need answers
@@redvelvet6969Pretty sure he inserted that clip just to confuse us like this
"He's starting to tell me he's not a furry-" I WANT TO HEAR MORE
SAME
"This is so sad."
-SoundSmith, as he's laughing at the poor mercenary's death
10:00 My favorite clip, I'm dead laughing.
Menacing
Random funfact: A roblox version of tf2 fixed the caber before valve did
just pointing that out
are you fucking kidding me?
Typical Colors 2?
Nope not kidding
@@Blastercannon dogganmit valve
when an amateur ROBLOX developer can fix a game better than a large professional game company
Me: Do we go to heaven when we die?
Mom: Yes, Sweetie
SoundSmith: No we get tossed in the air like a plastic bag and crater into the depths of hell
What if you wanted to go to heaven..
But God said..
*Reality can be whatever i want*
2:31 that medic is like “Why am I still here? Just to suffer ”
Your name and profile pic has displeased me greatly
Zak Fennell good
Woomy 2443 ua-cam.com/video/ATMeeNQdYTY/v-deo.html
@@oner6328 not today
Theunderlyinghater lol its not a rick roll
4:20
I love how they moved out of the way as if they knew the arrow was coming
Out of context conversations, "so he started telling me hes not a furry"
lm surprised how many people didn't comment about the clip
6:00 "...it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield" The best coincedence I've run into thus far
"Oh God a trash can just beat someone to death with a fish!"
TF2 ladies and gentlemen
3:12
3:04
Press F to pay respect to a sniper who got critted by a frickin botfly
“I miss the old Kanye” “ There was never an old Kanye” this aged like milk
Turned to cheese
Ragdolls are usually great in video games, but the ones in TF2 are something else.
Its magic
@Stardes1996 Dragon thank you!
Source engine ragdolls are just... man, they're magic.
Dark Souls ragdolls are hilarious at times, too.
In DS3 I sent a hollow across the room with the greatclub, and I nearly had a stroke when it happened.
@@gavindillon1486 i m72'd a guy straight up about 20ft in black ops one, he landed on his head and did a split
"A Trashcann just beats somebody to death with a Fish!"
That is all i need to hear, to confirm that TF2 is a Masterpiece.
Tf2 is great and it's because of the community it has and I can just imagine soldier saying "here I'll give a one way ticket to your home the dump" or something like that and the headline local idiot killed by trashcan with a fish
Ah tf2, a timeless classic
Ahh the madness
morgana _
...
“A trash can just beat some guy to death with a fish.”
-Mondsmoth 2019
6:02 when the main character jumps a fence in a anime in reverse or when you discover your girl cheatin on ya with ur twin
get hit by a huntsman
ragdoll be like *YEET*
I'm a Squid xD
Said 8 min ago comment 21 hours ago how fishy
I saw you a while back
@@cherry__Soda hmmm?
@@cheese4534 right
9:27 Now THAT’S a meme-worthy face if there ever was one!
It's now my home screen image for my phone
8:03 can we appreciate that this man has a bind for letting people know that he apologizes for a random crit.
Ragdolls are not a game mechanic!
_They're an art form_
They are more than that
They are a way of life
*still better than the caber*
They are
I just imagine SoundSmith waking up one morning.
"I'm gonna make a video of ragdolls today"
Brilliant.
Mercenaries: *Fly all over the place and killing them selves*
God: What have I created?!
True beauty
The process of selfcreation
Something beautiful
U created a masterpiece
9:05
When your cat brings in a 'present'
Ah yes, huntsman ragdolls, also known as "pin me like one of your French spys"
*spies
That Guy thanks for the huntsman name!
Oh hey your that guy!
@@pleasehelpmewithmylife9953 ah I remember that guy
@@LegoRobotLover wrong your
Ragdolls in Tf2 are those things that not even Scientists couldn't explain how they work
This is beyond science.
0:51
Waaaaait, Classic kills are meant to gib!
I love how they just get flinged with "Retire!" on the background
5:58 Listen to scouts voice line:Its like i am watching you flying *Red scout yeets to the sky* .. threw a windshield
Wow the timing
through*
"OH MY GOD A TRASH CAN JUST BEAT SOMEONE TO DEATH WITH A FISH"~Soundsmith 2019
0:51
"Goodbye Ms. Lowell"
Imagine when you die, you go to heaven and SoundSmith looks at you and goes “don’t worry dude your ragdoll was amazing”
I wouldn't be mad tbh
"Ok, so first off, he started telling me he's not a furry..."
6:41 me when i fall on trampoline
youre gramp
0:50
"aight ima head out"
Nyooom
10:22
That engie was preparing to do a dunk.
I've seen enough, take my like
4:40 I call it 'Lost in the Sauce'.
More like, 'Forever in Pause.'
People who play with ragdolls off are missing out on pure art
Please stop, i have to turn them off to make tf at least playable and it hurts enough even without you telling me how great it is
@@redacted_lol wooooosh
@@mr.freerobux2122 w h a t ?
lol
@@minusjos what the fuck?
Ok really we need to have a "KJ out of context" series, the conversations just seem so weird lol.
"OK so he first started off by telling me he's not a furry"
What is the context of that
Yes
Ragdoll:Exists
Soundsmith: *WHEEZE*
SoundSmith: "TF2 has some of the best ragdolls out of any game ever."
PAYDAY 2, Killing Floor 2, Dead By Daylight: Are we all jokes to you?
PoundSmuff: ...Yes.
Yeah
do u know that feeling when u get a headshot in payday 2 and the neck goes ➡️➡️➡️➡️⬅️⬅️⬅️
Dead by Daylight doesn't have ragdolls though?
@@Veriko_Dragos He maybe meant Dying Liggt
4:36 you sicked his ball to the wall
Tf2's ragdolls are just so unique for me in the sense that every corpse I see is a unique pose that I can laugh at.
This is TF2's greatest mechanic.
10:02
A sign of ill omen, I feel a terrible storm o'er the horizon
🦀
5:59 that voiceline was so perfectly timed
2:13 Now we wish this was the current Kanye.
5:08 okay, so first off he started telling me that he's not a furry. LMAO
@@robler64 woah there, big guy. calm down he was just quoting the video
2:41
Cool, I’m in a SoundSmith video.
I’m the RED Engineer with the green unusual. You can see my name in the chat. :D
cool
Nice unusual.
i wish i had an unusual
Ok...
You know what the server is
6:02 It's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield
*Scout proceeds to replicate that in the distance*
10:26 "Today is a go-" *DECAPITATED BY A BULLET*
ALERT 8:48 LAZY PURPLE'S LOST TWİN HAS BEEN FOUND
...
Found dead
That was but one of many Lazy Horcruxes.
Lethargic Lilac has been found dead in Miami
More at 5
2 spies t-pose throughout the video, misc stereotypes episode 10 confirmed
I thouhht i was the only one who commented on t-posing spies
*Apyr noises*
If you also listen very carefully, you can actually hear the "OOOFF" from the sniper xD
0:08 or 0:09
Gordon Ramsay: "that Steak is excellent!"
SoundSmith: "that Ragdoll is excellent"
I’m reminded of one line in Yahtzee Crowshaw’s ‘JAM’;
‘The best I could hope for is to die in a position that confuses future archeologists.’
I feel many of these mercs feel much the same.
* gets a huntsman kill with a fabulous ragdoll *
*Johann Sebastian Bach's Chello Suite No. 1 intensifies*
1:36 how it feels to stub your toes
I love ragdoll just as much as you, when you get a sufficient amount of clips upload this gold!
Like, these are good and all, but you will never beat THE best ragdoll in recorded history:
The depressed pirate demo with a parrot sitting on the stairs wasted in Muselk's randomizer video.
I slightly change every name i reply to change
Shhhh...
We do not speak of that name anymore.
Link to the vid?
@@BComet
C. Bomet
ua-cam.com/video/NSzWCVlWWBI/v-deo.html
Are there specific mods that increase the knockback to these ragdolls, like you're at 220% and get forward smashed.
There is one that makes Ragdolls fly.
gamebanana.com/skins/68836
ua-cam.com/video/fGmGxY9A5KI/v-deo.html
You can set phys_pushscale to anything above 1 to amplify the force, or set it to less than 1 to have less force. A negative number makes the ragdoll fly into the impact.
For 220%, type phys_pushscale 2.2 into the console and it should work.
Randomblock1 does this save between servers?
" So like first off he told me that he wasnt a furry but then he forgot that i was there and was DRAMATIC VIOLIN "
There’s something so wonderful when Soundsmith shouts “he cratered”.
I had a dream... I was in a black room and beaded in his signature loadout was in the bumper cart taunt and he had the crazy g mod eyes and he opened his mouth and his weird music played, he then drove towards me and honked, I woke up and just grunted because I was too tired to laugh
"Oh God, a trashcan just beat someone to death with a fish" -Soundsmith 2019
5:58 soundsmith's scout says "you're like a car crash in slow motion, its like i'm watching you fly thru a windshield" and then watches the enemy scout fly over the gate
11:02 the spy slips on a banana
LazyPurple’s Huntsmen ragdoll from his “How it feels to play Sniper: Extras” was the best
You know this game’s great when it’s possible to dedicate an entire video just to the corpses.