Tik Tok Financial Advice That Will Bankrupt You

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  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2024

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  • @colinb8332
    @colinb8332 Місяць тому +3716

    I’ve only ever listened to Tik Tok financial advice. I’ve made hundreds of thousands of dollars, and lost millions. My family is living out of a van and I’m facing 20 years. But once I find the right guru, I’ll be in control.

    • @bobshnitzel2608
      @bobshnitzel2608 Місяць тому +188

      I'll give you some sage advice, on the house. You sound like you need to go out and get a check for 500 dollars

    • @RyBrown
      @RyBrown Місяць тому +45

      it seems like you’ve learned a lot from your life experiences. maybe you just have to get a payday loan and apply what you learned. then you’ll make it all back

    • @jackcarlson4358
      @jackcarlson4358 Місяць тому +29

      At 284 likes on your comment, you've already gained the most valuable thing of all: attention.

    • @inceder6353
      @inceder6353 Місяць тому +8

      Honestly there is real people like this out there who actually do this

    • @goldstarsforall
      @goldstarsforall Місяць тому +5

      Hey you can at least make vanlife content

  • @krazy_w4fflez611
    @krazy_w4fflez611 Місяць тому +1859

    1:25 I found the quarter rolls she bought on Amazon and THE FIRST PICTURE SHOWS THEM BEING EMPTY LMAO

    • @blackphoenixfamily8477
      @blackphoenixfamily8477 Місяць тому +59

      So you bought 3 cases.....

    • @stabbygfishy
      @stabbygfishy Місяць тому

      aint this the guy that got caught watching is freinds gf deepfaked nudes

    • @Mike_Wazowski_z
      @Mike_Wazowski_z Місяць тому

      she must've been on her second weed brownie that night and said I don't feel much yet so she grabbed a third before shopping on Amazon.

    • @dylan10182000
      @dylan10182000 Місяць тому +46

      Expecting anyone on TikTok to have any notion of literacy at all. lol. lmao, even.

    • @screayx
      @screayx Місяць тому

      She fucking searched for quarters on Amazon, what did you expect

  • @badicusvibesimus182
    @badicusvibesimus182 Місяць тому +1686

    9:45
    Hi I'm actually Warren Buffet's dad, and I was there when he said, verbatim, *Inshallah, the markets will turn around* .

    • @aieverythingsfine
      @aieverythingsfine Місяць тому +83

      You raised a strong independent young lady, you should be proud

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz Місяць тому +4

      It's funny how nobody understands that when you have all the chips you can literally run the table. He can literally pick up the phone and say buy or sell and America immediately goes into a recession

    • @peterlenza8320
      @peterlenza8320 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@thecloneguyznot at all how the economy works. The markets will shift because of it, but buffet selling stock does or going bearish does not cause a recession ever. Even if Berkshire Hathaway went under overnight it wouldn't cause a recession unless investors unnecessarily panic or there's a larger systemic issue ('08)

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz Місяць тому

      @@peterlenza8320 you underestimate how much they hold and how much power they actually have

    • @tonycrabtree3416
      @tonycrabtree3416 Місяць тому +1

      @@peterlenza8320It’s exactly how it works. His decisions move the markets due to sheer volume. That’s why the SEC created the 13F filings. 😂😂😂

  • @justinhahn9075
    @justinhahn9075 Місяць тому +1164

    Deliotte isn't even an investment bank... its an accounting/consulting firm

    • @Dsnipez18
      @Dsnipez18 Місяць тому +87

      This is exactly what I was thinking when he said that

    • @filibustergaming3848
      @filibustergaming3848 Місяць тому +69

      The dude is just overworked 😅

    • @bigpapichampagne745
      @bigpapichampagne745 Місяць тому +3

      Was just gonna say this!

    • @rbae
      @rbae Місяць тому +61

      They have an investment arm but def not world renowned lol

    • @Pyroteq
      @Pyroteq Місяць тому +75

      I'm pretty sure that guy was trolling anyway. No one is gonna publicly admit on video they're committing fraud for their employer to see (at least I hope not).

  • @trevor5834
    @trevor5834 Місяць тому +497

    Imagine taking out two loans to travel presumably a long way across the country for advice, only to have the scammer you look up to tell you to become a beggar

    • @moon_wobble7782
      @moon_wobble7782 Місяць тому +32

      Beg for money.
      If you aren’t making 100k a month, you’re a failure
      If you don’t borrow money from your house to buy 20 more houses, you suck
      If you don’t have a lambo, you are a failure

    • @chikkin.salad.sandwich
      @chikkin.salad.sandwich Місяць тому +14

      No way that guy wasn't a plant

    • @st2udent_650
      @st2udent_650 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@chikkin.salad.sandwichI hope so.

    • @RoscoeWasHere
      @RoscoeWasHere Місяць тому +11

      I hope the guy was straight up lying about it and just took their money for a fake sob story.

    • @jpanda79
      @jpanda79 Місяць тому

      Grant cardone is basically a beggar too

  • @finguh
    @finguh Місяць тому +274

    4:19 as a former car salesman, there are so many people that have dug themselves into a 80k-100k+ hole it’s ridiculous. It’s so hard to sit there and have your customer get emotional because you can’t help them get out of a huge car loan. Please please please if you ever finance a vehicle, do your research and never jump into a high interest rates + high fees/price adjustments. I promise getting a beater car is far better than getting a fancy car and getting into debt you can’t afford.

    • @finguh
      @finguh Місяць тому

      Had a guy come into the dealership one time with a brand new 2024 corvette and a 2020 Cadillac Escalade. He bought the vehicles about a year prior and still owed about $130k on them. He paid well over $2k a month for both together and somehow we did end up help him into a 2024 Nissan Armada Platinum. That is, if you consider lowering the payment to $1800 for 6 years helping 🫤

    • @Falcodrin
      @Falcodrin Місяць тому +23

      Just never buy from a dealer unless you have the full value in cash imo. If you have to finance get approved from your bank and still go private party it saves so much money.

    • @finguh
      @finguh Місяць тому +31

      @@Falcodrin totally agree. Sometimes getting a vehicle financed isn’t too bad for you if you do it the right way, i.e. putting the max amount down on a 0% interest loan (if available to you) and then paying it off in larger sums. It looks good on your credit even if it’s just a small boost.
      Cash will always be king though, especially if you want a good deal 💰

    • @Falcodrin
      @Falcodrin Місяць тому +4

      Oh also for anyone reading this you can typically get bank financing on used private party cars up to 10 years old. Past that and you may end up needing a personal loan which comes with much higher interest but still ask because with perfect credit and a credit union you might have more flexibility.

    • @Alex-hj5el
      @Alex-hj5el Місяць тому +1

      solid

  • @lolmeatu
    @lolmeatu Місяць тому +523

    My sister in law once made a post about how she is making a sacrifice in her life... which was her moving out of her own home, rent it out, go live with her mum rent free in a private pool house, whilst earning over $130K a year, going on expensive trips and trying to save up to buy another house......... The hard sacrifices people must make.....
    She moved out of her house because and I quote "It's just not close enough to the city so I don't like living there"..........

    • @fujinshu
      @fujinshu Місяць тому +111

      Perfectly valid reasoning honestly, everyone wants to be closer to the city, but it's still disgusting how she frames renting out her house and living rent free with her parents in their house with a pool WHILE making $130k as a sacrifice.

    • @zimbu_
      @zimbu_ Місяць тому +60

      I'll thumbs up because that's interesting and related but you need to stop the multiple dots thing.

    • @renegadeprism42
      @renegadeprism42 Місяць тому +53

      Millennial alert⚠️⚠️ (too many dots)

    • @sarahmellinger3335
      @sarahmellinger3335 Місяць тому +40

      do 3 dots like the boomers that many is bad form

    • @lolmeatu
      @lolmeatu Місяць тому

      @@sarahmellinger3335 .... OH.... whoopps...... my...... ba.....d.....
      Sorry
      I'll
      Stop....
      ... :)

  • @ExtantPerson
    @ExtantPerson Місяць тому +335

    Nah, scratch my comment on the last TikTok advice video. Getting mugged, robbed in a bank, scammed by a Nigerian prince, having your assets liquidated, and investing in FTX would be less detrimental to someone’s finances than following TikTok advice.

    • @alexs_toy_barn
      @alexs_toy_barn Місяць тому +18

      Writing a bad check to chase bank and withdrawing the money and making a TikTok about it would still be better too 😂

    • @mariox204
      @mariox204 Місяць тому +1

      ... fck is literslly true since they tell you to take a loan they are objectibly more detrimental

  • @zandermartin3445
    @zandermartin3445 Місяць тому +1068

    Get Rich at age 12. My 17 year old ass just lost a 5 dollar bet on the Saints beating the Broncos. (I know the game isn’t over)

    • @voidsnakes281
      @voidsnakes281 Місяць тому +9

      Curious how much money would you have made if you won the bet?

    • @redpepper74
      @redpepper74 Місяць тому

      @@voidsnakes281SEVEN HUNDRED dollars

    • @Akrna47
      @Akrna47 Місяць тому +51

      Its over

    • @zandermartin3445
      @zandermartin3445 Місяць тому +27

      @@voidsnakes281 it was a parlay. I would have won 80. Every other part of the parlay hit too. Just not the Saints win

    • @jaked9538
      @jaked9538 Місяць тому +80

      why on earth would you bet on the saints winning lmfao

  • @weeveman24
    @weeveman24 Місяць тому +329

    Warren Buffett been real quiet since this video dropped 🧐

    • @DexSybaris
      @DexSybaris Місяць тому +20

      94 and still holding, hasn't sold a penny, inshallah 💪💪💪

    • @darylrichardson8567
      @darylrichardson8567 Місяць тому

      I’ve noticed his silence too.

  • @McAizen_McSosuke
    @McAizen_McSosuke Місяць тому +119

    “Warrant buffer held”
    Cut to warrant buffet dumping assets and buying more treasury bonds than the us government

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 Місяць тому +3

      Buffet's company is an insurance company. They are legally obligated to control their risk taking.

    • @BillLaBrie
      @BillLaBrie Місяць тому +2

      I wonder what’s in the warrant buffer these days?

  • @mrcure23
    @mrcure23 Місяць тому +13

    @ 14:48 ‘You’re network is your net worth’ is the male equivalent of ‘live, laugh, love’

  • @matmorrow
    @matmorrow Місяць тому +109

    The guy owing house money on his hummer is unbelievable

    • @AbruptAvalanche
      @AbruptAvalanche Місяць тому +11

      To be fair, gas prices were pretty high. Can you really blame him for buying a $200,000 EV?

    • @Skwiddd
      @Skwiddd Місяць тому +5

      @@AbruptAvalanche Petrol Prices were very high in Australia during the pandemic and my shitbox car from highschool finally died so I bought a $30,000 hybrid Toyota Corolla. Who the FUCK buys a $200,000 hummer when they already have a fucking beamer? I don't think my bank would even approve a loan like that

    • @zacknelson8918
      @zacknelson8918 Місяць тому

      ​@@AbruptAvalancheNo where high enough to justify a 200k ev that the costs of charging will go up over time and right now costs more than gas,

    • @AbruptAvalanche
      @AbruptAvalanche Місяць тому

      @@zacknelson8918 I'm not sure if charging stations are cheaper than gas per mile, but charging at home definitely is (where 80% of charging happens). Regardless, my comment was totally just a joke. If money is tight enough that you're worried about a few extra bucks at the gas pump, you shouldn't be buying a car anywhere close to $200,000.

    • @nothing9260
      @nothing9260 23 дні тому

      bro complains about high gas prices when the highes they have ever been there were like 1,20$ a Liter, bro chill, if you cant afford that, you shouldnt drive an X6

  • @dylanthrills
    @dylanthrills Місяць тому +124

    I opened UA-cam and let out a verbal “YES” as I sat back in my chair to watch this episode. So stoked

  • @zachk05
    @zachk05 Місяць тому +289

    Noticing a lot of aussie accents in these tiktoks... fuck we're so cooked...

    • @snaggiz
      @snaggiz Місяць тому +57

      Naurr

    • @RyBrown
      @RyBrown Місяць тому

      @@zachk05 isn’t the housing market pretty much a ponzi scheme there ?

    • @goose9515
      @goose9515 Місяць тому +56

      The Australian real estate market and it's consequences

    • @DrainYouOut
      @DrainYouOut Місяць тому +46

      as an Australian gen z male you only have 2 options, chronically online alt kid that listen to Bladee or insufferable real estate agent with multiple r*pe charges

    • @Dinkleberryking69
      @Dinkleberryking69 Місяць тому

      @@goose9515I’m in USA but trying to learn more about Australian economics, is it true that culturally the #1 goal for most average Aussies is to buy property?

  • @thecubist3817
    @thecubist3817 Місяць тому +143

    I cannot stand people like the last lady. People who complain/vent about having massive debt or other financial issues then spend money on frivolous things like expensive clothes or eating out is my biggest pet peeve. The start to your recover and solution is right there staring you in the face and you don't want to see it.

    • @fujinshu
      @fujinshu Місяць тому +24

      I understand eating out, but seriously, I never get the reasoning behind expensive clothes, unless it's actually functionally superior and not just some label.

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki Місяць тому +7

      ​@@fujinshuJust my experience, so take it with a grain of salt.
      High(ish) fashion includes a wide variety of styles which are much harder to find at reasonable prices (or especially for cheap). Styles that often are at least somewhat flashy/showy/gaudy/whatever. You will find some stuff at more reasonably priced places, but for the best variety you need to be stupid. It's...kinda...convenience based, and partly clout based, the mixture varies by person.
      Still unwise, but if someone has enough cash to be willing to take that convenience hike...then I think it's whatever. But if dropping that cash stresses you, get the fuck outta there.

    • @SuperSolidRichard2222
      @SuperSolidRichard2222 Місяць тому

      @@fujinshu eating out regularly is addict behavior

    • @Firnienarya
      @Firnienarya Місяць тому +3

      @@fujinshu she can use the high end clothes to be a high end escort. shes pretty enough

    • @goose9515
      @goose9515 Місяць тому +8

      The food was expensive there but getting clothes from Shein every 4 months is not that bad

  • @zOrbs64
    @zOrbs64 Місяць тому +69

    As someone who's studying developmental psychology and psychology the poor kid at 15:55 made me so sad.
    I am in no position to judge or analyze but the fact he brings up making the parents proud through the act of making money speaks a lot about our current social media situation

    • @notmemeoftheweek6674
      @notmemeoftheweek6674 Місяць тому +13

      When you grow up in a poor family, you will often see the toll it takes on your parents. I heard mines arguing plenty of times and they would even go through short periods of separation. As a kid you don’t have the critical thinking to realize their unhappiness is only bolstered by the tough financial situation. You think if you can earn money that their lives will automatically be better.

    • @MatthewSheaSullivan
      @MatthewSheaSullivan Місяць тому

      💎👏 holding my Hummer EV until lithium goes to the moon

    • @zOrbs64
      @zOrbs64 Місяць тому +1

      @@notmemeoftheweek6674 I understand completely, and I'm so sorry for what u went through hope you're doing good now.
      What you described with children is very true, many times attachment figures who are not stable make their children feel responsible for their happiness and well-being which is not something you want especially growing up

    • @abhijeetpande3736
      @abhijeetpande3736 Місяць тому +3

      I also believe it might be a cultural thing ... There is an intense focus in my culture to "make your parents proud by gaining money and fame" that is built in since childhood. It shaped a lot of who I became once I grew older and I struggle with the weight of it daily even though I supposedly know better now. Its possible that social media is just exposing a very common situation that children go through, especially this particular case.

    • @zOrbs64
      @zOrbs64 Місяць тому +3

      @@abhijeetpande3736 Absolutely, culture and environment do so much to shape our values and some theorize that they even drive our every single action.
      I personally am of the belief that social media is a big loud speaker of the sociological and psychological state of the current moment

  • @argreath
    @argreath Місяць тому +24

    15:20 he made me get out of bed and put my laundry in the wash. This kid changed my life.

  • @bobstevenson3130
    @bobstevenson3130 Місяць тому +28

    The guy who shorted copper reminds me of when Matt Paxton from Hoarders once said “We’re all about 4 to 5 bad decisions away from pooping in a bucket.”

  • @yaboydarrell
    @yaboydarrell Місяць тому +70

    I remember that last chick from Caleb hammer’s show. She’s the one that had that failed smoothie business in the church lobby and smuggled tortillas across the border. Yet got offend when Caleb suggested to her that she eat beans and rice for a few weeks

    • @antgh4555
      @antgh4555 Місяць тому +2

      I was looking for this comment

    • @katiekatecat
      @katiekatecat Місяць тому +4

      It’s wild to me seeing Caleb Hammer’s name on an Atrioc vid. I went to high school with him and I just recently found out he’s so successful in content creation. Still blows my mind haha

    • @tymondabrowski12
      @tymondabrowski12 28 днів тому

      ​@@katiekatecat had the same reaction seeing a guy from my middle school doing travel videos about trips to actual real Africa. How does that even happen??? Unbelievable

  • @bapple2
    @bapple2 Місяць тому +370

    hearing atrioc say "inshallah" is crazy

    • @stabbygfishy
      @stabbygfishy Місяць тому

      aint this the guy that got caught watching is freinds gf deepfaked nudes

    • @NotMac
      @NotMac Місяць тому +46

      Sometimes a brother just needs to alhamdulillah

    • @chriswest6988
      @chriswest6988 Місяць тому +12

      Everyone else is playing for second place now that I've heard a Canadian sing it in a country song.

    • @Ram_8888
      @Ram_8888 Місяць тому +1

      @@NotMacclose but didn’t quite use it right

    • @NotMac
      @NotMac Місяць тому +1

      @@Ram_8888 I’m well aware habibi

  • @NeverUsedChalk
    @NeverUsedChalk Місяць тому +71

    6:40 know 2 Deloitte execs through family/college friends and 2 more general employees. Every single one of them is actively ruining their lives. Deloitte just does that

    • @JakoWako
      @JakoWako Місяць тому +9

      I met one guy who said he worked 140 hours a week while there. Pretty sure he was exaggerating, but that’s the baseline of these Big 4 firms to be considered long hours.

    • @MC-di7op
      @MC-di7op Місяць тому +1

      Big 4 are also not prestigious finance jobs by any means.. It’s not even in the same realm as IBs/PE funds

  • @alexs_toy_barn
    @alexs_toy_barn Місяць тому +60

    Holy crap we need to show atrioc the Caleb hammer clip about the last girl smuggling tortillas across the Mexican border. And To be fair on the first girl, she can just send it back, it is Amazon lol

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 Місяць тому +3

      It was almost certainly drugs and the Tortilla stuff was just a lie.

    • @alexs_toy_barn
      @alexs_toy_barn Місяць тому

      @@mattbenz99 you underestimate her lack of of awareness

  • @TikkiNikki
    @TikkiNikki Місяць тому +35

    A couple things:
    1. That woman with the quarters, it's more concerning a voting aged adult doesn't know how to get quarters
    2. The teacup pig thing: literally 20 years ago this happened when Paris Hilton got tricked into buying one. People's stupidity is cyclical

    • @sierrarose1512
      @sierrarose1512 6 днів тому

      Hey Paris Hilton kept and cared for that pig, it's not like they had access to the kind of info we have access to now.

  • @kazineverwind5267
    @kazineverwind5267 Місяць тому +7

    7:00 Apparently ~60% of the engineering and technology team at my old job did this exact thing while remote work was enforced. They were, of course, caught, terminated and all IT budgets and hiring were frozen. Our team was shortstaffed for 2 years thanks to those asshats.

  • @ganash6218
    @ganash6218 Місяць тому +70

    Dude there an Onion video about employee sending their 9-5 deck work assignments to India, the guy working in finance just described summed it up, that … kinda funny.

    • @bibubbletea
      @bibubbletea Місяць тому +5

      It’s something stupid, unethical, and scammy based on a book called “the four hour work week”

    • @fatalgaming6244
      @fatalgaming6244 Місяць тому +3

      4-Hour Work Week by Tim Ferris is the main link for this idea
      Essentially, you “buy” your time back by outsourcing medial tasks (emails, booking, or time-consuming work tasks like filling out data sheets) to workers in poor countries like the Philippines for a rate that is small to us like $10/$15 an hour but when USD converts to their currency it’s a lot.
      I personally think outsourcing in these situations is unethical if you’re not paying a fair wage but looking for extremely cheap labor. If you’re paying them something that represents respectable wages, sure go ahead that’s legit business but looking to undercut someone’s labor so you can walk your dog longer or watch more Netflix isn’t technically illegal, but it feels wrong.

  • @5705HU
    @5705HU Місяць тому +15

    Former operator of an independent repair shop and lifelong wrench-turner here.
    You do not need a new car.
    You do not need a new car.
    You do not need a new car.
    Do not finance a new car.
    Buy an older reliable vehicle for 1/10th the price. Pay cash for it. Use a fraction of what your car payment would be to maintain the vehicle properly. It will take care of you. New cars are not worth the money, more expensive to maintain, less reliable, and are built worse (in most cases, safety tech not included) than cars used to be. And now they're all selling your data too lol. Next time you're at your mechanic, take a look at the cars the actual mechanics choose to drive. I can almost guarantee you nothing newer than 15yo in that lot. There's a reason lol.
    I am lucky to make good money now but I still drive (well-maintained) 90s shitboxes.
    I live and breathe cars, but the auto industry and the push to get everyone to lease a shiny new car every year is not only baiting consumers but so incredibly environmentally wasteful lol

    • @randoprior4130
      @randoprior4130 4 дні тому

      I'm keeping my '95 corolla alive still. I'm by no means a car guy, I'm just willing to try. I bought my car 12 years ago for $1100 and since then I've put maybe $400 worth of parts into it. I just came in from the garage replacing a thermostat because it was stuck open. Did I know how to do that an hour ago? Nah. Did I know how to diagnose it? No. You don't have to be a car person or a mechanic to keep a car alive in the age of the internet. I'll drive it until it dies and I'll love every second of it.

  • @TheTranquilMadness
    @TheTranquilMadness Місяць тому +10

    7:32 Nah bruh I used to work for the Big 4 and I PROMISE you they would not let you work for two competitors at the same time. That influencer is nuts

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 Місяць тому

      Acting like nobody at a big company has ever heard of conflicts of interest.

  • @T____W____7777
    @T____W____7777 Місяць тому +59

    These TikToks make me nervous, because I know people who believe TikTok vids more than any other source of information and I’m sure they’re going to end up in financial ruin if they run into these.

    • @derpaboopderp1286
      @derpaboopderp1286 Місяць тому +2

      I also know people who are susceptible to tiktok influencers. They’ve fallen for the dropshipping meme

  • @ColeCxle
    @ColeCxle Місяць тому +44

    2:21 I wish I could go back and tell 13 year old me not to worry. My Teacup Pig will eventually be an 80 pound hog. Would have really nixed the self-esteem issues.

    • @primary2630
      @primary2630 Місяць тому +3

      Well if you told yourself that it's entirely a scam, then you're onto something

    • @Downypour
      @Downypour Місяць тому +3

      +2

  • @likeabosston
    @likeabosston Місяць тому +15

    “Don’t close don’t lose” is the trader equivalent of “99% of gamblers quit before they hit big”

  • @kevin1234gg
    @kevin1234gg Місяць тому +21

    4:20 . that was beautiful editing

    • @wack1305
      @wack1305 Місяць тому +3

      It made me immediately so happy

  • @SmokeandSpirit
    @SmokeandSpirit 13 днів тому +2

    16:04 Nothing like content that tells me to turn off my phone and stop listening to it. 😂

  • @Vici0uSquirrel
    @Vici0uSquirrel Місяць тому +79

    Everyone knows you can’t spell “close” without “lose”

  • @MagicMonkey96
    @MagicMonkey96 Місяць тому +28

    Just gotta make it to Friday ❌
    Just gotta market til Monday ✅

  • @angusbarclay6281
    @angusbarclay6281 Місяць тому +10

    The fake podcast tik toks are my fav. That Australian lady wasn't selling it, just yapping in an empty room

  • @baolocle204
    @baolocle204 Місяць тому +23

    Ngl this episode made me more upset than anything... bro I hate scammers and in times of financial distress they thrive and prey on those who just want to make a living.

    • @zanderwithaz5315
      @zanderwithaz5315 Місяць тому +1

      Agreed... this was a sad episode of Marketing Monday, just made me depressed on behalf of my generation and the world in general

  • @Tom-mu2ci
    @Tom-mu2ci Місяць тому +38

    the collapse is accelerating at unprecedented levels. the kids are not alright.

    • @joebob4579
      @joebob4579 Місяць тому

      Only a few kids, some kids have always been like this

  • @101yayo
    @101yayo Місяць тому +8

    You should NEVER lend money to friends and family. Give money knowing they will never pay you back.

  • @Yaboishwa
    @Yaboishwa Місяць тому +35

    Why did the “I want to make a million dollars a month” guy sound kinda like the guy from Fresh and Fit? 🤣

  • @joshuafhiggins
    @joshuafhiggins Місяць тому +112

    marketing monday…. on thursday?

  • @hjewkes
    @hjewkes Місяць тому +8

    That 12 year old landlord explains a lot about the Airbnb interactions ive had

  • @julion89
    @julion89 Місяць тому +12

    Deloitte and Ernst & Young are not investment banks, they are accounting firms, no similarity whatsoever

    • @chikkin.salad.sandwich
      @chikkin.salad.sandwich Місяць тому

      Yeah but they SOUND like investment banks if you're just trying to pick up chicks which is the goal of 99% of finance bros

    • @Hostefar
      @Hostefar Місяць тому +1

      Ummm… they both do money stuff

    • @E2O10
      @E2O10 11 днів тому +1

      @@chikkin.salad.sandwich Those girls in the back sure looked stoked to be there xD

  • @WorldRaceMVG
    @WorldRaceMVG Місяць тому +5

    18:56 the woman in the pink shirt seemed genuinely disappointed that she had to give him 500$

  • @ellieteller8090
    @ellieteller8090 Місяць тому +8

    It's so much sadder think the people at that grant cardone conference that donated to that one guy are probably donating money they borrowed from yet another person

  • @1Henrink
    @1Henrink Місяць тому +12

    Take out two loans to receive a advice that basically says "become a beggar"

  • @ccc3
    @ccc3 Місяць тому +9

    6:35 - Deloitte mostly does consulting, it'a not an investment bank lol. Bro is a pencil pusher pretending to be in the arena or just trolling

  • @TemporarySec
    @TemporarySec Місяць тому +4

    I always go into these financial vids ready for a good laugh and I always leave depressed with a worse worldview

  • @ryanstocks4298
    @ryanstocks4298 Місяць тому +3

    That 13yo sigma kid talking about men needing to wake up is both hilarious and alarmingly dystopian

  • @ranksour
    @ranksour Місяць тому +15

    I wish we could have broken this up into 40 vertical vids, but great content as always big A

  • @Fuzzylogicpro
    @Fuzzylogicpro Місяць тому +1

    My wife's company literally just fired a guy because they caught him attempting to juggle 4-5 different jobs at once, a few of which were with potential clients of theirs--major no-no. Even remote work (often) requires taking meetings, and when you keep having to miss/reschedule them, people are going to notice.

  • @nicholasgutierrez9940
    @nicholasgutierrez9940 Місяць тому +4

    I gave a friend 1k to help him buy his first car. I think he blocked me. This was after we helped each other through mutual break ups with girls. He would literally call me and cry over the phone asking for advice. It's not that much to me, less than 1% of my power. But still annoying, just reinforces my view that I can't trust people.

  • @Osjey
    @Osjey Місяць тому +8

    isnt outsourcing your job one major legal issue. Your boss can sue you 100% when you do this.

    • @billclinton1235
      @billclinton1235 Місяць тому

      I think it depends on where they sue you. Outsourcing is legal in Gambia where I live and I even worked at a company based on that but most setups are very sinister

  • @m1k3y48
    @m1k3y48 Місяць тому +9

    13:15 Dude is paying "Private in the US military" rates, that's gotta be bait

  • @d3stiny117
    @d3stiny117 Місяць тому +8

    18:03 unironically beg

  • @tehpanda64
    @tehpanda64 Місяць тому +7

    This was by far the most cooked monday to be a marketing fan

  • @czarcitizen6881
    @czarcitizen6881 Місяць тому +14

    The lady at the end basically embodies why some folks don't want Biden to forgive student loans.

  • @normanmai7865
    @normanmai7865 Місяць тому +6

    Only recently started watching Atrioc (maybe a week ago?) when I found out he speaks the realest facts, and now I'm actually early.

    • @jacobe9131
      @jacobe9131 Місяць тому +4

      Welcome to the coffee cult, enjoy the glizzies

    • @skanderbeg152
      @skanderbeg152 Місяць тому

      ​@jacobe9131 stop you'll scare them away

    • @BudewFan_
      @BudewFan_ Місяць тому +1

      Can’t wait till you discover the lore

  • @evilspacemonkeyman
    @evilspacemonkeyman 29 днів тому

    So funny. I saw the make a million dollars a month Dubai scammers ad come up for this video.
    Fantastic!

  • @wack1305
    @wack1305 Місяць тому +3

    4:20 I love you editor, creative ass edit

  • @N8_da_Gr8
    @N8_da_Gr8 15 днів тому

    Holy shit, the way he explained the house equity thing made so much sense, and I’m dumb as a bag of rocks so good job bro 👍

  • @hiddengem12-o9s
    @hiddengem12-o9s Місяць тому +2374

    The fact that nobody talks about the book Matrix Golden Cashflow Tactics, speaks volumes why people dont earn a lot of money..

  • @ashleystahl7711
    @ashleystahl7711 Місяць тому +2

    I've been waiting since Tues for Marketing Monday, finally it's Thurs and I'm happy.

  • @CintiaJigs
    @CintiaJigs Місяць тому +23

    I’ve been following you for a while, love your work!

  • @RedPhoenixMusic
    @RedPhoenixMusic Місяць тому +3

    17:50 you need to pick up a check 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 TF you doing!

  • @Rambo007-_-
    @Rambo007-_- Місяць тому

    The outsourcing thing is actually amazing lmao 😂

  • @Mikey-Plays-Bass
    @Mikey-Plays-Bass 3 дні тому

    Dudes answer to more expensive fuel was a very expensive vehicle. 😂

  • @hatecrew77
    @hatecrew77 Місяць тому +2

    Grant Cordone somehow accidentally perfectly replicated Wal-Mart's employee support fund program, and that's more doomed energy than being told to just lock in by a middle schooler and taking it seriously.

  • @austinechavarria5093
    @austinechavarria5093 16 днів тому

    Whoever commented about the Intel guy in chat is my hero. I watched that go down in real time, so funny and sad at the same time. Wall Street bets is a trip.

  • @BenjaminsStudio
    @BenjaminsStudio Місяць тому +5

    Lmao that trading futures video is literal hell.

  • @dover6526
    @dover6526 Місяць тому +9

    16:33 guys idk if this is intentionally staged but the dude who is getting “scammed” is a UA-camr who does sketches. Chris and Jack for reference. He may have been trolling the actual scammer

    • @kayl23
      @kayl23 Місяць тому +1

      That is not chris my man.

  • @Plunkcown
    @Plunkcown Місяць тому +6

    The copper guy is hilarious "these medals look ugly so people aren't gonna invest in copper"
    as if the only value copper has is aesthetic. as if copper isn't one of the most used resources on earth when it comes to plumbing, technology and electronics (has bro even heard of what most wires are made of?)

    • @dudetrustme8320
      @dudetrustme8320 11 днів тому

      I shorted breakdancing stocks during the Paris Olympics and have made nillions. He was on to something.

  • @Fatal_Futanari
    @Fatal_Futanari Місяць тому +2

    That random "Fuck you" in chat during that 13-yr LOCK IN segment 🤣

  • @kanivo-
    @kanivo- Місяць тому +5

    even worse 21:37, from what I looked up. The everytable "Nashville Hot Chicken Pasta" is considerably un healthy for the girl saying "healthy" and price
    540 cals:
    19g total fat: 6g sat fat
    12g sugar: 3 added g sugar
    33g protein
    1250 mg sodium
    not awful but strange to have added sugars and half your daily salt intake in a "healthy" meal that is also expensive.

    • @E2O10
      @E2O10 11 днів тому

      1.25 grams of salt? O.o

    • @kanivo-
      @kanivo- 10 днів тому

      @@E2O10 actually over 3 grams of salt,
      1 gram of sodium = 2.5 of salt

  • @tonycrabtree3416
    @tonycrabtree3416 Місяць тому

    That quote was also attributed to Sam Walton during the 1987 black and blue monday crash. It was “it’s just paper loss” or some such.

  • @99loolill
    @99loolill Місяць тому +2

    People exist casually in financial situations where they're so absolutely fucked and that's terrifying

  • @thegunn7526
    @thegunn7526 Місяць тому +2

    7:36 --- this is litterally from the onion

  • @milesmoraleskin
    @milesmoraleskin Місяць тому +6

    Im drowning in student loan debt but hearing abt that Hummer guy made my entire day like…. thank fucking god Im not him

  • @JVLawnDarts
    @JVLawnDarts Місяць тому +1

    5:58 that’s crazy, I got my 24 Mazda cx30 for 270 a month just last week

  • @logan-v6y
    @logan-v6y 12 днів тому

    “Don’t close don’t lose” is diabolically bad advice 😭😭😭

  • @jsuttonberg
    @jsuttonberg Місяць тому +5

    2:27 I mean, to be fair, 80 lbs is small for a pig, just not “I want it as a pet” small

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 Місяць тому

      It's expecting a guinea pig and getting a dog. Should have just gotten the guinea pig.

  • @mikelombard21
    @mikelombard21 Місяць тому

    My favorite series is back baby. Cant wait.

  • @mariomaker69420
    @mariomaker69420 Місяць тому +3

    19:43 i am 100% convinced that woman is that 12 year old kid’s mom

  • @morbid1.
    @morbid1. Місяць тому +1

    EV drop price on second hand market is insane... The moment tesla gets off the dealership parking lot worth goes down like 40%

  • @GratefulNPC
    @GratefulNPC Місяць тому +1

    The car payments actually baffle tf out of me. Im a car guy and have spent most of the money earned in my life(24) on car but ive never financed only bought with cash. Yeah its a bit tempting to buy something nicer than your lifestlye with debt but one you do that your cooked.

  • @yumm13_76
    @yumm13_76 Місяць тому

    Thank you for uploading this at dinner time. Food was so much better 🙏🙏🙏

  • @timopraxis
    @timopraxis 16 днів тому

    I'm dying from the kid's TikTok. Gasping for air!

  • @destroyerinazuma96
    @destroyerinazuma96 10 днів тому

    I think shorts are fine for quick tips on small details-tier stuff, not something grave and life-changing like how to invest.

  • @nineteeneightynine432
    @nineteeneightynine432 Місяць тому

    Man enron that brings be back to being a kid heard that enron stuff everywhere for years.

  • @AckAcks
    @AckAcks Місяць тому +2

    Chick at 22 mins was on hammer financial and got cooked

  • @pokky9860
    @pokky9860 Місяць тому +2

    I seriously can’t watch these videos in one sitting. I just get this absolute look of horror at some of these people’s lives being ruined.

  • @OfficalLawDawe
    @OfficalLawDawe 4 дні тому

    4:21 what is that cat edit Aahaha

  • @thatloserwhoplays
    @thatloserwhoplays Місяць тому

    7:08 this is what Rigby does in Regular Show, and the guy steals his identity

  • @hemmoau
    @hemmoau Місяць тому +4

    11:25 disappoints me when big A is just wrong about this stuff. 99% of the time you are not selling your equity to the bank (they don’t want it) you are borrowing against the increased value as a security. You still get 100% of future capital gains. The Australian video isn’t wrong, it’s just risky.
    Edit: that said the second part of what he says is correct, but the way he refers to ‘growing your ownership’ is a little confusing

    • @Pyroteq
      @Pyroteq Місяць тому

      Risk implies real estate prices will come down... But in actual fact there's no risk involved. The Australian government doesn't want to harm the "poor retirees" that just want a nest egg so they will artificially increase demand via immigration to ensure real estate prices NEVER drop and then tell use how amazing the economy is doing with our 0.2% growth and per capita recession.

    • @hemmoau
      @hemmoau Місяць тому +1

      @@Pyroteq While time does eliminate almost all real-estate risk there are still some. If you are over leveraged like this having a tenant fail to pay (or not finding one) for more than 3 months could put you in a precarious financial position and potentially force you to sell.
      If you’re then (or for any other reason) forced to sell in a shorter timeframe markets DO soften for periods and you could be upside-down. I have had clients approach me hundreds of thousands in the hole due to these strategies.
      Meanwhile if you (somewhat unrealistically) did high-deposit investing in the Australian property market it would seem almost impossible to lose, the risk then is opportunity cost, could you be making more money in shares etc.

  • @CaptainRedbeard.
    @CaptainRedbeard. Місяць тому +1

    Omg! My streamer finally dropped another UA-cam video 😮😮😮 the Glizzy Gobbler is back at it again!

  • @vibun
    @vibun Місяць тому

    Marketing Monday on a Friday. Let’s Go!!!

  • @linus8247
    @linus8247 5 днів тому +1

    This is good

  • @badicusvibesimus182
    @badicusvibesimus182 Місяць тому +2

    I love Tharketing Thursday

  • @Tristeelton
    @Tristeelton Місяць тому +6

    NOOO WAZZUP BEIJING

  • @dominicwalker1899
    @dominicwalker1899 Місяць тому

    Atrioc posting is lowkey one of the best parts of the week. Love his energy ❤