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  • @omerklc3035
    @omerklc3035 Рік тому +2297

    Do not try to communicate or behave in a way that indicates social interaction, it is optimised that way.

  • @akkad7514
    @akkad7514 Рік тому +161668

    "do not open the closets or drawers unless we say so"
    the 30 missing people in my closet: 😭

  • @tyronetalam8488
    @tyronetalam8488 Рік тому +1960

    Tldr: For any room in general whether you're a gamer or smth else, just don't touch/mess around with other people's stuff without asking

    • @woodrowcollins1975
      @woodrowcollins1975 Рік тому +15

      SAME DUDE😡😡😡😡😡it’s annoying

    • @bangojetty
      @bangojetty Рік тому +29

      This should be common sense. It's much easier to avoid inviting anyone that would do this into your room.

    • @Miss_circle_fan49
      @Miss_circle_fan49 9 місяців тому

      Imagine this was my gaming room (also I love the gameing set)

    • @Cheesy_XYZ
      @Cheesy_XYZ 3 місяці тому

      exactly but some people dont care at all

    • @Cheesy_XYZ
      @Cheesy_XYZ 3 місяці тому

      @@woodrowcollins1975 fr i had my stuff thrown around

  • @adamdude9738
    @adamdude9738 2 місяці тому +59

    Rule number:1,974 “Do not tell us to take a shower, ur opinion doesn’t matter.”

  • @shameonyou1877
    @shameonyou1877 Рік тому +2807

    "Don't exist until we say so. Your mere presence bothers us."

    • @sugerkilledkenny
      @sugerkilledkenny Рік тому +37

      LMAO FR LIKE HE BLOCKED EVERYTHING FROM US 😶

    • @nimetulaps
      @nimetulaps Рік тому +5

      basically

    • @nimetulaps
      @nimetulaps Рік тому +9

      @@sugerkilledkenny thats bcz u dont need to touch our stuff

    • @RandoPassingBy
      @RandoPassingBy Рік тому +9

      I mean that’s basic manner for visiting as a guest

    • @sugerkilledkenny
      @sugerkilledkenny Рік тому +16

      @@nimetulaps yea but like thats a bit much that is like saying to someone ''sit on the floor and dont use the couch'' like thats wrong if you invited someone over you should make them feel at home not make them feel like an outcast

  • @quinnv.3499
    @quinnv.3499 Рік тому +15542

    "do not breath in through your nose, we havent showered in weeks"

    • @jayeh77
      @jayeh77 Рік тому +607

      if u breath through ur mouth you’ll taste it

    • @helpmefortheloveofshrek6623
      @helpmefortheloveofshrek6623 Рік тому +354

      @@jayeh77 just don’t breathe period.

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel Рік тому +41

      He said 'we', this man ain't seen a shower in god knows.

    • @Nelmezz
      @Nelmezz Рік тому +5

      😃

    • @ziscoman836
      @ziscoman836 Рік тому +41

      "do not touch our clothing, they stiff as hell, don't ask why."

  • @derekg5006
    @derekg5006 Рік тому +2809

    "Rule 40: dont tell me to take a bath, it could wash away my gamer gunk"

  • @FarhamFalahnejad
    @FarhamFalahnejad 2 місяці тому +64

    I have a friend with a gaming pc, ps5 and a gaming phone. He owns an entire gaming room. Even with all of this, he would not give a f*** if I dropped a nuke in there. I always break these "rules" , and I still get invites all the time.

  • @26_swords
    @26_swords Рік тому +3818

    ‘’Your opinion does not count’’ What a great friend.

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 Рік тому +52

      I mean its true,we carefully chose game that fits our taste and if you must say why its bad then tell something that holds water

    • @kdiin.
      @kdiin. Рік тому +300

      @@zhanucong4614 visiter should always pick the game regardless. they were invited over to have fun, they should choose

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 Рік тому +24

      @@kdiin. i was talking about when someone trashes our purchases decision and i know that not all games are for everyone but guests should know that not every game if for them

    • @seangallagher9435
      @seangallagher9435 Рік тому +95

      @@zhanucong4614 the least elitist gamer

    • @4earedfox
      @4earedfox Рік тому +4

      @@kdiin. That’s not how it works.
      Edit: Hey, kind reminder to go and actually read the replies, I know some of you slow, unaware people don't have the sense to, and I just wanted to remind you. I'm getting really tired of replying to you guys explaining how my opinion changed shortly after this argument. I'm not deleting me replies, because that's a pretty pussy-cat thing to do. So again, read the rest before you comment. It's just better that way.

  • @stupidpeanutbutter7291
    @stupidpeanutbutter7291 Рік тому +5394

    “Do not open the front door, grass is our greatest foe”

    • @grass_6679
      @grass_6679 Рік тому +148

      "if I am your foe, then I shall infest your home."
      -Grass
      H e h e h e h a

    • @Goggle424
      @Goggle424 Рік тому +7

      True

    • @flerx
      @flerx Рік тому +35

      @@grass_6679 💀

    • @grass_6679
      @grass_6679 Рік тому +14

      @@flerx lmao

    • @aayushbhatt449
      @aayushbhatt449 Рік тому +19

      @@grass_6679 every gamers nightmare 💀

  • @Sputnick_00
    @Sputnick_00 Рік тому +2669

    "do not open the window, the light hurts me"

  • @Chippynut
    @Chippynut 6 днів тому +1

    "..Hey dude I got to pee!.."
    "okay.."
    *(**Dosent open the door for 2 hours)**

  • @wesleynichols1873
    @wesleynichols1873 Рік тому +27363

    "Do not touch the shower, it is in mint condition and is never to be used"

    • @SkyGodCheesey
      @SkyGodCheesey Рік тому +642

      "If you touch it it's PSA grade will go from 10 to 8.5, so hands off"

    • @RedMaster366
      @RedMaster366 Рік тому +139

      I was expecting an offended comment from this lmao

    • @carsonball8
      @carsonball8 Рік тому +318

      As a gamer, I am offended that you would imply that we even have a shower

    • @mr.iiconic
      @mr.iiconic Рік тому +23

      ​@@RedMaster366 offended?

    • @craig205
      @craig205 Рік тому +12

      ​@@mr.iiconic 93. Remember. 39

  • @themortylord
    @themortylord Рік тому +7280

    "Rule 52: Do not complain about the smell. We have grinded for weeks to get that stench"

    • @JacktheFireEater
      @JacktheFireEater Рік тому +150

      Funny that the rule number is equal to the same number of weeks in the year that this guy doesnt date.

    • @reznovvazileski3193
      @reznovvazileski3193 Рік тому +63

      @@JacktheFireEater Of course he doesn't date he has to make it to 60 solo for the achievement.

    • @cjyo9123
      @cjyo9123 Рік тому +17

      Bruh my gaming room smells delicious. I have an obsession with wax warmers for some reason. Get one, they are cool looking lights that make the place smell good, it’s a win win.

    • @dragondude6984
      @dragondude6984 Рік тому +1

      😂😂

    • @yourlocalgrande
      @yourlocalgrande Рік тому +11

      I as a gamer girl don't apply to this rule.. I'm a clean freak-

  • @ValtaKash
    @ValtaKash Рік тому +10325

    This guy 100% has the “I paused my game to be here” shirt

    • @CatWith-AHat
      @CatWith-AHat Рік тому +65

      ​@dab noob GUESS WHOS BACK

    • @Tw.vibxin
      @Tw.vibxin Рік тому +37

      Nah he's the type of guy that don't want people messing up his stuff.

    • @ValtaKash
      @ValtaKash Рік тому +95

      @@Tw.vibxin 🤓

    • @Tw.vibxin
      @Tw.vibxin Рік тому +23

      @@ValtaKash if I spent that much money I don't want people touching my stuff etheir. Neither do you.

    • @eimylugo7440
      @eimylugo7440 Рік тому +1

      Bro I girl in 4th grade has that but it's a sweater she 100% the boys

  • @GoofBean
    @GoofBean 3 дні тому +1

    Me with guests- go crazy, just don’t break it

  • @suetan
    @suetan Рік тому +2292

    Bros treating it like it's the library of Alexandria 💀

    • @mrartdeco
      @mrartdeco Рік тому +40

      it’s burnt down right? should we burn this one too

    • @Dragonape12
      @Dragonape12 Рік тому +13

      ​@@mrartdeco for sure

    • @robinjacob9590
      @robinjacob9590 Рік тому +14

      Well it's his private place so that make sense. Personally I would do the same.

    • @Aspirinxoxo
      @Aspirinxoxo Рік тому +9

      @@robinjacob9590 It’s definitely his dad’s money

    • @FormigaNR
      @FormigaNR Рік тому +3

      @@Aspirinxoxo no its not

  • @jedbasil5095
    @jedbasil5095 Рік тому +43073

    Bros acting like he’s got friends 💀

    • @jodsandygamer1337
      @jodsandygamer1337 Рік тому +1371

      He don't need them ,they need him 💀

    • @itsjordy2180
      @itsjordy2180 Рік тому +2917

      ​@@jodsandygamer1337 most L take

    • @proton3748
      @proton3748 Рік тому +2064

      ​@@jodsandygamer1337 nope
      he needs to touch some grass

    • @user-cn7oj3ws8q
      @user-cn7oj3ws8q Рік тому +449

      Bet half of y’all just like ‘em what’s with the friendly fire 💀

    • @biz117
      @biz117 Рік тому +150

      @@jodsandygamer1337 quite the opposite

  • @dustincrum1
    @dustincrum1 Рік тому +557

    This is the type of guy to wear a shirt that says "I paused my game to be here"

    • @FirstLast-cc6cv
      @FirstLast-cc6cv Рік тому +20

      Unironically one of my favorite shirts, my nephew bought it for me for Christmas this year

    • @gnulectures
      @gnulectures Рік тому +1

      Lmfaooo

    • @dustincrum1
      @dustincrum1 Рік тому +16

      @@FirstLast-cc6cv W nephew W uncle

    • @sofia_darksoul
      @sofia_darksoul Рік тому +1

      fr

    • @mochaman29
      @mochaman29 Рік тому +1

      ya my mom bought be that shirt and I hate it but I'm not gonna tell her that 😅

  • @ranganayakulu3271
    @ranganayakulu3271 2 дні тому

    Wow your gaming room and the set up is so cool

  • @TheDarkendemion
    @TheDarkendemion Рік тому +5154

    And most importantly, do not open any curtain, the sunlight will reduce us to dust

    • @thegachaeditors
      @thegachaeditors Рік тому +41

      Apparently, arizonas relate to this 👍🏻

    • @ov3rkill
      @ov3rkill Рік тому +15

      This is so true.

    • @bigburd875
      @bigburd875 Рік тому +25

      And remember that my coffin must contain dirt from my homeland

    • @Inuka57006
      @Inuka57006 Рік тому +6

      yes so please dont open the curtain

    • @ibullykidsforfun
      @ibullykidsforfun Рік тому +9

      i can confirm this i opened my brother’s curtains once and then had to hide his ashes later

  • @nocfox3050
    @nocfox3050 Рік тому +1393

    "Welcome to my game room!... You can make yourself home at the corner there and watch me play game"

    • @skettlez9732
      @skettlez9732 Рік тому +18

      My friends when they have me over for a sleepover.

    • @Supportik
      @Supportik Рік тому +1

      Loool

    • @kurama670
      @kurama670 Рік тому +17

      "See those empty bottles and socks over there? Your job is to bring me one when I need a potty break!"

    • @zanerinsane1574
      @zanerinsane1574 Рік тому +1

      @@skettlez9732 you must need to get better at playing the games then if you’re never allowed to play 😂🤣 when I was a kid that’s the only time someone would sit and watch

    • @einfxchmiguel1101
      @einfxchmiguel1101 Рік тому +4

      @@zanerinsane1574 wtf???
      Why do you invite a friend if you just play alone??

  • @Joslatt
    @Joslatt Рік тому +995

    “If you go outside, you must be wearing shoes at all times to ensure you avoid making contact with any grass”

  • @coolskin-g1x
    @coolskin-g1x 2 місяці тому +10

    What a great person . Man that mf ain't even gonna let me breath

  • @etamuami5656
    @etamuami5656 Рік тому +6217

    “Do not talk to women…We don’t have that here”

    • @crossbo5345
      @crossbo5345 Рік тому +137

      *Real women

    • @The_official_egg
      @The_official_egg Рік тому +83

      Discord kittens are better than real women
      Edit: lol this blew up, just so y'all know, this is a joke💀

    • @shivlol1387
      @shivlol1387 Рік тому +190

      @@The_official_egg 🤓

    • @ryleebrannon3881
      @ryleebrannon3881 Рік тому +88

      @@The_official_egg 😭💀

    • @ContestRate
      @ContestRate Рік тому +151

      @@The_official_egg The words of a true virgin

  • @snarled_
    @snarled_ Рік тому +2666

    “do not touch us, we haven’t seen the sun for months and will turn to dust in contact”

    • @shapchonka
      @shapchonka Рік тому +89

      "Don't bring any grass, we never touch it"

    • @AJ-vr9hf
      @AJ-vr9hf Рік тому

      “Do not bring any girls, we’re allergic.”

    • @Wittytapir3522
      @Wittytapir3522 Рік тому +2

      Yes we will

    • @Wittytapir3522
      @Wittytapir3522 Рік тому +1

      ​@imsubbingtoeveryonewhosubs7321yheyeueurruruirririiririr

    • @Wittytapir3522
      @Wittytapir3522 Рік тому +3

      ​@@shapchonka yes we never touch it

  • @lllWicked
    @lllWicked Рік тому +2579

    "Do not look into the bucket under our chair"
    Damn that hits 💀

    • @sandromaspindzelashvili5767
      @sandromaspindzelashvili5767 Рік тому +43

      Ancestors that used that bucket to carry drinking water from a well 3 kilometers away every day: 🌚

    • @gotoverit3337
      @gotoverit3337 Рік тому +14

      What?? When does he say that

    • @Crestkmu
      @Crestkmu Рік тому +6

      @@gotoverit3337 ikr! Even tho I've watched 3 times already, I have to watch again after reading this comment to confirm it🤣😂

    • @philippebaillargeon5204
      @philippebaillargeon5204 Рік тому +8

      "Do not ask why the the whole room smell like bleach"

    • @kookie_krissy6728
      @kookie_krissy6728 Рік тому +1

      @@gotoverit3337 you don’t want to know. It has something to do with the lack of use of the bathroom…

  • @KingOfCurses-309
    @KingOfCurses-309 2 місяці тому +4

    Bro's treating us like we are babies bruh😭

  • @LiminalSearchingThings
    @LiminalSearchingThings Рік тому +12038

    "Do not touch the fake grass in my room, its only for me to touch."

    • @sanderm8955
      @sanderm8955 Рік тому +158

      It’s name is Desmond and it is my child

    • @DesignerDrew
      @DesignerDrew Рік тому +148

      "Do not water the fake grass, it's only for me to water..."

    • @RAVANA7
      @RAVANA7 Рік тому +20

      Facts😂

    • @nexokami
      @nexokami Рік тому +22

      @@DesignerDrew i read this with an indian accent somehow 💀

    • @DA_BEAMERRRR
      @DA_BEAMERRRR Рік тому +26

      ​@@nexokami hello ,I I under the water please help me uuuuuu

  • @prakharpaliwal8536
    @prakharpaliwal8536 Рік тому +5886

    If a gamer let's you inside their gaming room, humbly refuse the offer.

    • @ruiner_gamer_
      @ruiner_gamer_ Рік тому +124

      smart move

    • @monkeyl-
      @monkeyl- Рік тому +121

      This guy's exaggerating a bit but he does make somewhat of a point tho
      Going to other people's houses and touching their shit without permission does seem a bit rude

    • @God-T
      @God-T Рік тому +14

      Rule zero we own rhe gamecave!

    • @javianbrown8627
      @javianbrown8627 Рік тому +8

      I didn't even know people let others into their bedrooms

    • @holdingpattern245
      @holdingpattern245 Рік тому +5

      waaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you

  • @dangitthisnameisalreadytak8521
    @dangitthisnameisalreadytak8521 Рік тому +1030

    "damn bro, your bathroom is so clean"
    "I have a bathroom?"

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Рік тому +24

      The shower has a thick layer of caked dust though.

    • @staticbuilds7613
      @staticbuilds7613 Рік тому +8

      Mint condition bathroom, never been opened

    • @acat8844
      @acat8844 Рік тому +2

      everything is coated with a 12 inch soft thick layer of dust.

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 Рік тому

      🗿

    • @squid7522
      @squid7522 Рік тому

      @@acat8844 don’t worry about it it’s there for insulation

  • @ImnotTechnowar天蠍座
    @ImnotTechnowar天蠍座 Місяць тому +1

    "Do not touch our toys you will break it"
    *moves one hand aggressively*

  • @Jonathan331
    @Jonathan331 Рік тому +1978

    "if you follow the rules, you might get a second invite."
    Sir, I'm already regretting the 1st.

    • @Motishay
      @Motishay Рік тому +10

      My thoughts exactly XP

    • @caincassidybelandres3730
      @caincassidybelandres3730 Рік тому +2

      ​@@MotishayXD*

    • @jimcanterak7349
      @jimcanterak7349 Рік тому +4

      So you want to mess with other people's shit and be allowed to do so?

    • @orangeisthenewstrawberry6603
      @orangeisthenewstrawberry6603 Рік тому +35

      @@jimcanterak7349 nah, people just want to have a good time with friends. If a "friend" behaves like they have a narcissistic disorder, no one with an ounce of self respect is going to enjoy themselves being around them

    • @fakename5308
      @fakename5308 Рік тому +9

      @@orangeisthenewstrawberry6603 there are only two stupid rules, and coming up with them doesn’t necessarily make him narcissistic. Saying no to borrowing games is only a problem if he gets mad at people just for asking, but I’m sure he doesn’t get mad irl and is just venting his annoyance for the video. Politely declining to lend out your expensive belongings which have sentimental value to you is not selfish whatsoever.
      Feeling entitled to pick the game at your house when playing with your friends is indeed pretty selfish; but not nearly as selfish as feeling entitled to pick the game at someone else’s house.
      Aside from those two, literally every other rule he mentioned is just basic human decency that your parents should’ve taught you when you were 3. Anyone who doesn’t already follow them is an objectively horrible person with no respect for others

  • @woutleppens2181
    @woutleppens2181 Рік тому +3570

    So kids what did we learn today? Don't go in a gamer room.

  • @ShADOwWIZardMONeYgAnGGG
    @ShADOwWIZardMONeYgAnGGG Рік тому +864

    As an ancient gamer, I can say we aren't assholes bro 🗿

    • @semilianooo
      @semilianooo Рік тому +42

      Finally normal person

    • @thatfeelingwhenyoufeel.
      @thatfeelingwhenyoufeel. Рік тому +20

      @@Hazeltinneno that’s a different word bozo

    • @nathanling2299
      @nathanling2299 Рік тому

      @@Hazeltinne were not?

    • @Beep325
      @Beep325 Рік тому +5

      ​@@HazeltinneThat's an entirely different word. Weren't means were not, not we aren't. Back to English class.

    • @RegentLynx
      @RegentLynx Рік тому

      Lmao 💀

  • @flynnrm
    @flynnrm 2 місяці тому +2

    "Do not touch your toys, you will break it"
    *casually breaks it like a todler*

  • @willw2780
    @willw2780 Рік тому +1507

    “Do not bring any women around because I am completely terrified of them”

  • @cyaned9795
    @cyaned9795 Рік тому +2092

    Basically if we ever get invited to a gaming room, we just gotta stand in the corner and stare at them until they ask us to play💀

    • @Cookingtrade
      @Cookingtrade Рік тому +40

      Yeah

    • @darkshadow2314
      @darkshadow2314 Рік тому +39

      yea what's the point right?

    • @silentcrow6602
      @silentcrow6602 Рік тому +31

      **Becomes a statue**

    • @silentcrow6602
      @silentcrow6602 Рік тому +96

      Also I don't really agree with the "Your opinion does not count we choose the games." Like, I'm a gamer too and I wouldn't care if someone wanted to choose a game they enjoy playing.

    • @greenwall1120
      @greenwall1120 Рік тому

      *if they ask

  • @Man-ob8sk
    @Man-ob8sk Рік тому +1851

    “Your phone will be deeply searched and if we find any hint you’ve been talking to a girl, you’ll be executed on site.”

    • @Chrystair
      @Chrystair Рік тому +60

      With a plastic limited edition God of War axe replica still in it's original packaging.

    • @carbruh9003
      @carbruh9003 Рік тому +6

      ​@@Chrystair Dmc 2 dante could beat him

    • @carbruh9003
      @carbruh9003 Рік тому +2

      ​@Chrystair Amaury nah.... get that minecraft axe 🪓

    • @zombiekiller4yo495
      @zombiekiller4yo495 Рік тому

      it's too late for me

    • @RabdoInternetGuy
      @RabdoInternetGuy Рік тому +9

      **Papers please theme plays**
      "You have been charged with socializing.
      The penalty is Death.
      Your family will be questioned about their involement.
      Glory to Gaming Industry."

  • @Callen-qv3pc
    @Callen-qv3pc 2 місяці тому +5

    If you forget, the Komi cheat code, you or not a true gamer

  • @shhhitsasecret1491
    @shhhitsasecret1491 Рік тому +344

    This the kinda guy to value games over relationships.

    • @backgroundartist1879
      @backgroundartist1879 Рік тому +19

      More like the kinda guy who knows what his personal boundaries are. If someone doesn’t respect those boundaries, they aren’t worth being around.

    • @GMEsam32
      @GMEsam32 Рік тому +7

      100% agree, so called "knowing boundaries" yet struggle with depression because they're so lonely and don't want to do anything about it.
      Said by someone who struggled for years and overcame the issue.

    • @iconica9516
      @iconica9516 Рік тому +24

      @@backgroundartist1879 "your opinion does not matter, we choose the games" "do not throw what looks like trash in the trashcan" boundaries my ass
      he turned gaming into his life
      gaming is cool and all
      but if youre treating it like its your precious gem then i dont think the people are the problem

    • @zethcader6478
      @zethcader6478 Рік тому +12

      @@backgroundartist1879 There are personal boundaries and then there is treating people as if they are below you.

    • @tactizak323
      @tactizak323 Рік тому +1

      ​@@iconica9516yeah totally agree, games were made to be entertained

  • @BigMinecraftJohnny
    @BigMinecraftJohnny Рік тому +1213

    "Do not touch the waifu pillows. As crusty as they may be, they are the closest thing we have to a girlfriend."

  • @JayBeeLucas
    @JayBeeLucas Рік тому +17806

    “Don’t use the shower…. We never use it”

    • @bugi7257
      @bugi7257 Рік тому +103

      😂

    • @jhovjhov
      @jhovjhov Рік тому +147

      okay dude 💀 💀

    • @jesusfernandez931
      @jesusfernandez931 Рік тому +156

      Wait what is shower thing that your talking about

    • @totemking8157
      @totemking8157 Рік тому +22

      HAHAHA

    • @PriivYT
      @PriivYT Рік тому +41

      that’s so true I have a brother and he plays 247 and never uses the shower either 🤷‍♂️

  • @ShikikanCH
    @ShikikanCH 2 місяці тому +5

    Am i the only one do the opposite of this when my friend visit my room?

  • @idiocracy587
    @idiocracy587 Рік тому +1584

    “Do not exist, your presence upsets the vibe”

  • @Vijayhemmadiprakash
    @Vijayhemmadiprakash Рік тому +1535

    If a gamer lets you inside the room, don’t enter and ignore them.

    • @burntbuddha44
      @burntbuddha44 Рік тому +41

      Sit on the couch awkwardly with a cup of water and wait for them to come back out. Also greet all their family passing by with "afternoon ma'am/sir"

    • @justabearbrowsingyoutube4968
      @justabearbrowsingyoutube4968 Рік тому +2

      As a gamer with a room like this, I love people visiting and sharing my passions. Don’t listen to this prick in the video.

    • @reddetur
      @reddetur Рік тому +2

      Not all of us are like this. This person is just stupid and he doesn't know anything about 'rules'

    • @anakhanair_
      @anakhanair_ Рік тому +3

      okk 👍

    • @jg2722
      @jg2722 Рік тому +6

      I hated bringing my friends over my house to play video games because we start playing and then 30 minutes later they already get on their phones as if they prefer being somewhere else but here with me.

  • @clara_croft2991
    @clara_croft2991 Рік тому +2111

    Felt like an older sibling that was traumatised by his younger siblings asking for the playstation

  • @FrancisMangilit-m5o
    @FrancisMangilit-m5o 17 днів тому

    ''You might want to get a second invite''
    Me: at this point I don't want a second invite

  • @CertifiedFresh7
    @CertifiedFresh7 Рік тому +3102

    The one friend who invites you over just to watch them play a single player game

    • @zerowolf9491
      @zerowolf9491 Рік тому +82

      usually im the one who invites to play games bring people in buy snacks to play stuff like smash bros mario kart and stuff and this one time yeaaars ago i got invited by a friend (good friend btw) and deadass the whole time was him talking about how he could beat super metroid fast, and literally the whole time was us seeing him attempting to speed run super metroid lol

    • @berserkisdead357
      @berserkisdead357 Рік тому +57

      this has legit happened to me 💀

    • @Deijin-2Real
      @Deijin-2Real Рік тому +6

      Ong this us true

    • @a-lie-n
      @a-lie-n Рік тому +12

      I have the one friend who invites me over to watch me play a single player game lmao. I just wanted to chill and catch up 😭

    • @haydenclark3177
      @haydenclark3177 Рік тому +3

      fr, thats all my old friends were in elementary. sad but my own fault for not moving on 😂

  • @elkoraki779
    @elkoraki779 Рік тому +2552

    This is the type of guy to do this and then come over to your house and trash the place

    • @Synthesyn342
      @Synthesyn342 Рік тому +139

      And then tell you it’s better

    • @tpalmer4757
      @tpalmer4757 Рік тому +30

      Fr

    • @rapaelis2823
      @rapaelis2823 Рік тому +61

      I only agreed with the keyboard one until I realized that u can just change it back in like 10 sec

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 Рік тому +13

      @@rapaelis2823 I only agree with the keyboard one and the one involving the trash (though only slightly). Keyboards just feel off when they're moved, and the slightest adjustment can sometimes just mess up your reflexes, especially when you're one to have a preset spot for the keyboard. Doesn't even need to be for gaming, just chatting, accounting, or making spreadsheets are all activities affected by the slightest adjustment and while aren't affected negatively, you get that irritating notion that it feels off.
      As for the trash thing, trash _definitely_ needs to go. I mostly take that as 'This is an organised mess. Yes, it isn't a perfectly symmetrical paper stack, yes those scissors and that paperweight aren't in a spot that would be visually appealing for a newcomer, _no_ I don't want you to 'organise' it, the corners of those papers are poking out in a fashion that allows me to more quickly figure out which paper is which due to order and layout.'

    • @borablerta9090
      @borablerta9090 Рік тому +12

      ​​@@mortarion9813 dude if the slightly of position keyboard disturb your mood,you need therapy....i mean its an equipment that weight nothing,if its a vice clamp than i understand the rage

  • @bhokuamaas2062
    @bhokuamaas2062 Рік тому +520

    "Do not wear green t shirts, it reminds us of touching grass"

  • @ninjacati7413
    @ninjacati7413 22 дні тому

    That your paint is insane🔥

  • @DarkBladeRblx
    @DarkBladeRblx Рік тому +400

    "Do not open any windows, we're allergic to fresh air"

    • @Phoenix_King208
      @Phoenix_King208 Рік тому +1

      I don't open the window because
      1: I swear a lot and don't want people hearing that
      2: i have long hair and it would get in front of my eyes
      Lol

    • @Croatican
      @Croatican Рік тому +4

      @@Phoenix_King208 being a discord mod sounds restricting 😬

    • @chloeeig
      @chloeeig Рік тому

      @@Phoenix_King208 or because ur allergic

  • @1MaxVader1
    @1MaxVader1 Рік тому +779

    “Do not make eye contact, we don’t do that here”

  • @ryandepp7640
    @ryandepp7640 Рік тому +1359

    Don’t worry, a person like this doesn’t have to worry about inviting friends over

    • @YourFinancialAdvisor69
      @YourFinancialAdvisor69 Рік тому +47

      @No Ronham Me trying to find the point of your punchline :

    • @thedarklightskin
      @thedarklightskin Рік тому +31

      @No Ronham you’re definitely one of these people

    • @markpat1849
      @markpat1849 Рік тому

      @ruiabst Of course I fucking was, I really wanted to touch that charizard toy. Now stop reposting the same commeng acting all smart and stoic ffs

    • @leonyang3667
      @leonyang3667 Рік тому

      @No Ronham yk when i have friends over i usually dont give them this many rules, if you do tho, then youre a bore and a loser

    • @ChillOki
      @ChillOki Рік тому

      Some sadly have to worry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @CoolStarrツ
    @CoolStarrツ 11 днів тому +1

    Pulls out gun:
    İ will borrow your game
    Give me your toys

  • @Darkness_Fuchsia
    @Darkness_Fuchsia Рік тому +1601

    Relax, if you're this person you'll never have to worry about people going into your room

    • @RSFaber-nk6lh
      @RSFaber-nk6lh Рік тому +23

      Amen

    • @victorysworldtv
      @victorysworldtv Рік тому

      Man I'll be worried you have no idea the people who are in my life

    • @NakiriX1
      @NakiriX1 Рік тому +15

      literally have people in and out of this room. It actually is annoying when ppl fiddle with your stuff. you wouldnt like it either if i borrowed your laptop and changed all the settings

    • @capcom7794
      @capcom7794 Рік тому +19

      @@NakiriX1 only 5 year olds do that

    • @RSFaber-nk6lh
      @RSFaber-nk6lh Рік тому +10

      @@capcom7794 honestly the entire room screams 5 years old

  • @LeahIsSlayyy
    @LeahIsSlayyy Рік тому +683

    “Rule 40: do not BREATHE it will disturb the gamer”

    • @crazebanana6432
      @crazebanana6432 Рік тому +1

      Lmao, Horror rules

    • @naviekd2409
      @naviekd2409 Рік тому +4

      Lol you’re not, every people that liked you will probably forget you in the next day. Even I, will forget about you.. So no, tell your mom she has nothing to worry about.

    • @clanka.
      @clanka. Рік тому

      rule 39: never say no to bacta

    • @dendarr09
      @dendarr09 Рік тому

      ​@@naviekd2409 shut up leave him alone

    • @naviekd2409
      @naviekd2409 Рік тому +2

      @@dendarr09 Never. It is my divine duty to clear the fools from their false beliefs.

  • @biggiecheese1280
    @biggiecheese1280 Рік тому +2128

    "I wonder why nobody comes to my house"
    This dude.

    • @Treesinthesummer
      @Treesinthesummer Рік тому +82

      ong like my only rules are don’t be a bitch if you lose and be careful with some stuff that’s all.

    • @khairulaqram9827
      @khairulaqram9827 Рік тому +10

      its ok if people only come to his house and hang out.. but if they entering the room its different story, need to follow his rule..🤣

    • @MrSimplified
      @MrSimplified Рік тому +33

      These are basic respect rules my guy, it’s essentially don’t treat someone’s house as your own. You’re the guest, their the host. Only one of these rules I have a problem with is the “Don’t ask to borrow any games” seems pretty selfish.
      Edit: And also the “Your opinion doesn’t matter, I choose the game” forgot about that one

    • @Vl0gWithAb
      @Vl0gWithAb Рік тому +8

      @@MrSimplified exactly, my room my rules.

    • @balokrumput9074
      @balokrumput9074 Рік тому +7

      His room his rule

  • @IIKADAL
    @IIKADAL Місяць тому

    gamers:we have the best rooms
    classic kid:are you shure

  • @Garrett111
    @Garrett111 Рік тому +284

    “Do not unpackage the deodorant, it’s mint condition”

  • @dingledoodles2615
    @dingledoodles2615 Рік тому +1189

    "Do not walk. The pressure on the floor is always optimised for ourselves"

  • @dudemannors8894
    @dudemannors8894 Рік тому +1564

    There’s only one rule when I invite people to my room:
    “Please no shitting on the floor.”

  • @P3RFECTGOD111
    @P3RFECTGOD111 18 днів тому

    Bros gaming room is straight up luxiourius

  • @modeloman4568
    @modeloman4568 Рік тому +1096

    “Don’t touch the pile of trash on my desk, it’s there for optimization”

    • @JmKrokY
      @JmKrokY Рік тому

      Yes

    • @chimichangas365
      @chimichangas365 Рік тому +1

      And authenticity

    • @Zyzzkxx
      @Zyzzkxx Рік тому

      It’s one of those “I know where everything is at, till you move it”

    • @MELANIEMARTINEZFAN_01
      @MELANIEMARTINEZFAN_01 Рік тому

      Me telling my mom this
      Mom:idc throw this shit away NOW😡

  • @acefreak9561
    @acefreak9561 Рік тому +723

    this is a certified touch grass moment

    • @jxdxns
      @jxdxns Рік тому +2

      Fr 😂

    • @exscorpiargaming3743
      @exscorpiargaming3743 Рік тому +12

      Just sounds like being respectful to someone else's belongings if I'm honest

    • @magalaleo9949
      @magalaleo9949 Рік тому

      ​@@exscorpiargaming3743 Of course you'd think that Mr self-profclaimed gamer.

    • @Panzystubbedtheirtoe
      @Panzystubbedtheirtoe Рік тому +5

      @@exscorpiargaming3743 fr just take away anything “gamer” in this and it just sounds like what normal people should be doing?? Like all of this stuff is annoying even when it’s not in a “gamer room”

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel Рік тому +2

      @@magalaleo9949 I detect a hint of butt-hurt.

  • @e_cabrera_0455
    @e_cabrera_0455 Рік тому +2199

    “Do not ask if we have a bathroom. We never take showers and sit in our own discretions during our gaming grind.”

  • @VASILIS_GAMING_NOXM
    @VASILIS_GAMING_NOXM 2 місяці тому +1

    Bro the gaming room is amazing 😍😍

  • @BonesAv
    @BonesAv Рік тому +724

    “Do not tell us to touch grass, it hurts our self esteem.”

    • @rtf5398
      @rtf5398 Рік тому +4

      Lol

    • @PsychH0e-
      @PsychH0e- Рік тому

      yeah

    • @SirLaser601
      @SirLaser601 10 місяців тому

      atleast he's married, unlike you though

    • @BonesAv
      @BonesAv 10 місяців тому

      @@SirLaser601 how would you know, I actually had my 10 year anniversary last month

    • @SirLaser601
      @SirLaser601 10 місяців тому

      @@BonesAv ua-cam.com/video/3giiMzfdpCc/v-deo.html

  • @holypotato173
    @holypotato173 Рік тому +1051

    Alternate title: do not socialize or attempt to make contact with gamers

    • @Gecko1115
      @Gecko1115 Рік тому +44

      yeah, the "your opinion does not count" part was the nail in the coffin

    • @Sulferlines
      @Sulferlines Рік тому +11

      @@Gecko1115 I found it rude too but then I remembered that this is the exact same as going to someone elses home and asking for chicken wings instead of steak, it's still rude of them to say it but it's still THEIR home so they get to set these kinds of rules.

    • @Sulferlines
      @Sulferlines Рік тому +1

      @I know I'm gay If I say this but Yeah I agree, it's gonna be very fucking weird to have multiple things ready and deny access to all but one thing, but then again, when eating you can at least eat multiple things at the same time while in gaming you can only really play one game at a time unless you're extra rich and have multiple gaming setups in a single room. At the end of the day the owner of the room would have the final say but it's literally the first rule of socializing 101 to allow guests and other people around you to voice their opinion and to have it matter on the final decision. So that's something that I think the original video should take back even though I understand where they come from.

    • @RedKnightOfficial
      @RedKnightOfficial Рік тому

      ​@@Sulferlines
      Of course when you're in someone else's house, they have rules, but as a friend, guest, or family member, it's always possible to come to a general consensus. Everyone's opinions matter, so you all can enjoy whatever it is.
      Like chicken and steak, have some more chicken, have some more pie, it doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried.

    • @Sulferlines
      @Sulferlines Рік тому

      @@RedKnightOfficial Yeah that's what I already said. I said that the owner of the house/room gets to put the rules like "don't touch the closet" or "don't eat in this room" but it should be VERY obvious that when you invite someone you should prepare for them to want other games and foods, usually when I get invited or I invite someone we tell each other what we planned to do/have and ask what we should add/change before the actual invitation

  • @desupernoodle
    @desupernoodle Рік тому +1845

    "If you are a female, none of these rules apply to you."

    • @unoriginalname9649
      @unoriginalname9649 Рік тому +154

      “This is our separate set of rules for you, as you can see it’s even more strict.”

    • @E.K.O.H
      @E.K.O.H Рік тому +64

      It's no girls allowed, unless enter at your own risk

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 Рік тому +17

      Free games for me? Or am I in the closet because I'm under-aged?

    • @boywonder2120
      @boywonder2120 Рік тому

      If you’re female you’re not invited

    • @kaarijasbitch
      @kaarijasbitch Рік тому

      like hell they don't, no women are even allowed in my fucking room, only homies ( it's not gay if you wear socks )

  • @Totally_Mel
    @Totally_Mel 2 місяці тому +1

    "Make yourself feel at home i guess" -literally every sane person ever

  • @darrenbrownly9951
    @darrenbrownly9951 Рік тому +1838

    “Do not touch the piss bottles, they need to marinate for at least a month” Saw this comment on the other video, needs to be here as well

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK Рік тому +423

    Don't breath the air, it's laced with caffeine to make 0.00001% faster reaction times on Candy Crush Saga

  • @StoneColdSolidus
    @StoneColdSolidus Рік тому +981

    This is the room where "friends" will sit for 6 hours in the corner hoping to play a game for 5 minutes

    • @bestestbread
      @bestestbread Рік тому +44

      As a kid, I always had this exact experience at a friends house. It was always so frustrating!

    • @RadicoolToons
      @RadicoolToons Рік тому +25

      ​@@bestestbreadat that point, i would just stop visiting

    • @bestestbread
      @bestestbread Рік тому +13

      @@RadicoolToons I was a very stupid kid

    • @inigochicano
      @inigochicano Рік тому +3

      ​@@bestestbreadif that's how they are you should stop coming over

    • @fireburning8219
      @fireburning8219 Рік тому

      My friend let me plays the game a lil bit

  • @Dog_man969
    @Dog_man969 2 місяці тому +1

    How to get into somoenes gaming room: Just...be youreself..🙂👍

  • @Lytro-Blox
    @Lytro-Blox Рік тому +809

    “Do not breathe the air in the room, it is our air only”

  • @ghostwaterjones5187
    @ghostwaterjones5187 Рік тому +212

    “Do not clean any of our figures. That’s a protective coating.”

  • @predatorx1123
    @predatorx1123 Рік тому +880

    The rules change when your friend is a cop searching for the missing 20 people

    • @The_og_moonwalker
      @The_og_moonwalker Рік тому +34

      *No they don’t, nothing ever happened, and the closet is empty*

    • @Weed69420
      @Weed69420 Рік тому

      Weed

    • @mrnightshiftguy8997
      @mrnightshiftguy8997 Рік тому +7

      Yes funny Joke haha!
      I hear Footsteps in the forest at Night 🙂

    • @Sonictheoofhog4
      @Sonictheoofhog4 Рік тому

      I think you need to stop kidnapping people over online games

    • @Deadmanzone
      @Deadmanzone Рік тому

      Thats why they don't take showers, to hide the bad smell of the bodies

  • @TheRobloxGuy177
    @TheRobloxGuy177 2 місяці тому +1

    Bro told us he’s selfish in 69271 languages 😢

  • @hi-xd5yt
    @hi-xd5yt Рік тому +731

    at this point, just say “do not enter our room”

    • @daisysoriano6563
      @daisysoriano6563 Рік тому +1

      260 likes and no comments?
      Lemme fix it:
      Underated comment lol

    • @rabbittherabbit
      @rabbittherabbit Рік тому +7

      It's about respect, because too many times when some shit get broke or lost the first thing out people's mouth is "I don't know how that happen".

    • @ariv6763
      @ariv6763 Рік тому +2

      No we want you in there, but we dont want you to mess with our crap

  • @Ra_sh
    @Ra_sh Рік тому +240

    "Do not remind me that I don't have any friends"🌚🌚

    • @greatchoice4713
      @greatchoice4713 Рік тому +1

      Exactly, it's not a museum for me to follow so many rules.

  • @jart1984
    @jart1984 Рік тому +714

    no woman has stepped into this man's battlestation ever

    • @ThatSmashGuy
      @ThatSmashGuy Рік тому +5

      Fax

    • @kynonerize
      @kynonerize Рік тому +51

      He has never stepped into a woman's house

    • @Eclipse-yt9bt
      @Eclipse-yt9bt Рік тому

      He's married so you look kinda dumb fr

    • @DeamonDragoon
      @DeamonDragoon Рік тому +27

      The only woman's presents he has felt was his mom and grandma

    • @mrshlmusic
      @mrshlmusic Рік тому +3

      No way he has a wife

  • @ZainGamerz-f1m
    @ZainGamerz-f1m Місяць тому +1

    "Do not breathe, the oxygen level is optimised"

  • @pinkcheese8350
    @pinkcheese8350 Рік тому +783

    If a gamer let's you inside their gaming room, their narcissism gets activated.

    • @pinkcheese8350
      @pinkcheese8350 Рік тому +54

      @Rad PW are you happy?

    • @jeremyjones453
      @jeremyjones453 Рік тому +33

      For real. It goes from "I occasionally play games" to "video games is the only way to get dopamine for me" real quick.

    • @kodyking1232
      @kodyking1232 Рік тому +9

      @Rad PW hahahaha…😐😐😐🥱😐😐😐😑🫤

    • @ZinxTheSlayer
      @ZinxTheSlayer Рік тому

      Ohio dictionary

    • @drew.2fnny
      @drew.2fnny Рік тому +1

      Fr!

  • @LF-ym2uj
    @LF-ym2uj Рік тому +370

    "if you follow all of these rules you might get a second invite" bold of you to assume i want a second invite 💀

    • @theplebishwitch
      @theplebishwitch Рік тому +4

      RIGHT?

    • @ibullykidsforfun
      @ibullykidsforfun Рік тому +6

      😭fr like damn

    • @zevuu_
      @zevuu_ Рік тому +4

      They wont even come to your house if you limit everything

    • @stead1ed
      @stead1ed Рік тому +1

      he didn’t even say “you will get a second invite” he said “MIGHT” which says enough

    • @Theeditorkid317
      @Theeditorkid317 Рік тому

      @@stead1edexactly lol

  • @Gh05tk3y
    @Gh05tk3y Рік тому +1240

    Bro when a friend wants to borrow a game I get unreasonably excited. It gives us something to talk about next time we chill.

    • @hectorlackless
      @hectorlackless Рік тому +32

      Yeah exactly, plus they don't have to spend unnecesary money and use more plastic.

    • @troljynx9953
      @troljynx9953 Рік тому +15

      So long as they ask *before* touching it's all good.

    • @anthonyjones9256
      @anthonyjones9256 Рік тому +11

      Thats where he lost me too lol. Introducing someone to a game that ends up being amazimg to them is the best bond ever lol

    • @s0m3n00b
      @s0m3n00b Рік тому +3

      Had that feeling showing my friend fallout 3 and letting him borrow it after he tried it

    • @tyronetalam8488
      @tyronetalam8488 Рік тому +5

      I mean ig that "rule" is subjective and depends on the person

  • @softbluewolf263
    @softbluewolf263 2 місяці тому +4

    "Do not grab food or drinks from the mini fridge, it's only reserved for us gamers."

  • @c0ldb0i16
    @c0ldb0i16 Рік тому +146

    “ do not ask me if I have a girlfriend “

  • @Sleezeball99
    @Sleezeball99 Рік тому +1355

    Someone:"I don't know why I don't have friends" 😭
    Them also:

    • @feiht5487
      @feiht5487 Рік тому +40

      i wouldn't mind having no friends with a room like this

    • @yash9279
      @yash9279 Рік тому +116

      ​@@feiht5487 it's not like you'd be losing anything, it'd be an absolute win for you.

    • @benwinter7636
      @benwinter7636 Рік тому +24

      ​@@yash9279 rough 💀

    • @Vergil....
      @Vergil.... Рік тому +17

      @@benwinter7636 its not rough its the truth

    • @Zam_A666
      @Zam_A666 Рік тому +2

      ​@@feiht5487 same

  • @LevTheArtist
    @LevTheArtist Рік тому +1762

    "do not breathe, our air is special and you will choke on it"

  • @Gojo-jjk2
    @Gojo-jjk2 2 місяці тому

    Him: *states the rules of his room*
    Worker: “Sir, this a Wendy’s”

  • @Nutsarooba
    @Nutsarooba Рік тому +333

    I bet "friends" are forming an orderly queue at the door 🤓

  • @AscendedMonke
    @AscendedMonke Рік тому +1174

    Bro really made rules for his invisible friend

  • @tatertot8081
    @tatertot8081 Рік тому +614

    Remember kids this is a tutorial on how to lose your friends. Imagine being his friend you would feel very uncomfortable in that room afraid of getting yelled at.

    • @lordizzy666
      @lordizzy666 Рік тому +53

      Yeah the whole " I choose the game, you have no choice" thing was not it. If you're my guest, you choose the games. At least up to 3, then I choose 1.

    • @BryanM86
      @BryanM86 Рік тому +31

      About the only thing that made sense is not to touch random shit because some models are crap and break when you touch them to hard

    • @lordizzy666
      @lordizzy666 Рік тому +7

      @@BryanM86 Only 2 that were wrong was the game choices/opinions and the controller choice. The others made sense

    • @mysterious_archive136
      @mysterious_archive136 Рік тому

      Remember kids, this is how you lose cool friends, if you don't do what they say, then you're gonna live a loser life

    • @Pinkalooo
      @Pinkalooo Рік тому +5

      ​@@lordizzy666 Nah cause if you're playing on someone else's console you don't get to be first player. First player typically has the most control in games and if it isn't your console it's not your right to be in control.

  • @Footballedits9889
    @Footballedits9889 2 місяці тому

    BRO I'VE ALREADY WATCHED IT LIKE A 100 TIMES!!!

  • @ornchboss9617
    @ornchboss9617 Рік тому +780

    “Do NOT tell us to touch grass we don’t do that here😁”

    • @reymaghinay3174
      @reymaghinay3174 Рік тому +5

      actually agree since it can offend them

    • @S1D3_1
      @S1D3_1 Рік тому +13

      Do not bring grass into our room, we do NOT want to touch it😂

    • @silent9fighter269
      @silent9fighter269 Рік тому +1

      @@S1D3_1 w comment

    • @Nyctotope
      @Nyctotope Рік тому +1

      @@reymaghinay3174How

    • @gamemushroom5355
      @gamemushroom5355 Рік тому +1

      Nah nah, Give is a friendly reminder to go outside, we constantly forget and it is fun to touch some

  • @ultimatiator4638
    @ultimatiator4638 Рік тому +318

    If a gamer offers you to come into their room, don’t. Might save you some nose hairs 💀

    • @ibullykidsforfun
      @ibullykidsforfun Рік тому +1

      😂wish i knew this earlier

    • @derekg5006
      @derekg5006 Рік тому +1

      Dudes underarms gonna have everyone run away like spongebob in the movie theater 💀

  • @NOTDeezy.
    @NOTDeezy. Рік тому +309

    "You might get a second invite" Bruh I ain't coming back

    • @ReadytoDiveIn
      @ReadytoDiveIn Рік тому +3

      Correct because you didn't get an invite

    • @voltstart4681
      @voltstart4681 Рік тому +2

      Facts

    • @loaded8514
      @loaded8514 Рік тому +1

      @@ReadytoDiveIn u got him sonic brother

    • @DJGhost2055
      @DJGhost2055 Рік тому

      Who would come back to this you can't even do anything but watch him play like it's a teaser for a game if you can't grab the controller because your worried about being player 1 then why invite people over if your just gonna be raging every time 😂

  • @austinrakstins5747
    @austinrakstins5747 2 місяці тому

    I just wanna point this out that gamer room Looks going sick!