When he's way fitter than you 💪🏼😬 Elena Gabrielle
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- Опубліковано 10 чер 2024
- When you meet a bodybuilder at the gym and decide to go on a date with him...
People always say that super fit guys are the best.. I am here to offer my side of the story.
Filmed live at Story Party Oslo - November 2019
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Well, as a guy I found that quite educational
Hahaha
Awesome
Me too bro😂
Me too brother 😂
Only reason I watch female comedy
Missionary is not lazy for men.. it's like doing a 10 minute plank for me. That shit is cardio
You mean a 10sec plank
@@Patton001 lol
@@Patton001 Lmao
Hahahahaha!
Fr, that shit is hard asf. After 15 minutes my arms, generally strong asf, start to shake a little. Then they hit you with the...”are you ok?” “Yeah let’s just switch positions”. In my head I’m thinking, you plank while trying to make out and pump your hips it’s impossible!
My theory is it was all a elaborate scene to get her to do cardio and he wasn’t a idiot
mind. blown. 🤯
He really did care about her health
🤣
my what a plot twist
Dayum
That wasn't just a standup comedy, it was a complete performance. Intelligent storytelling as well as hilarious at the same time. It's hard to take eyes off you. Amazing.
Her palms are sweaty
Knees weak arms are heavy
There's vomit on his shaker already
Whey spaghetti
DOM
MAZZETTI
You only get one shot
Do not miss your chance to blow
It's opportunity comes once in a lifetime
@@romandashkevich9780 l2
lol
“Without alcohol, you wouldn’t have a population” that ain’t just Norway sis, it’s the whole of Europe
Southern Europe is losing population because they don't drink that much or because of misogyny ?
this brings a whole new meaning to the saying "beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder".......................
@@fenecofeneco19 I think it is rather to do that the economy is in the gutter... a lot of Italian Singles live with their parents because they simply cannot afford to rent/buy a place on their own... now try dating when both partners live with mom/dad... plus if you can hardly support yourself a twenty-plus year financial commitment is quite steep...
Ah yes bragging about alcohol consumption, I remember 8th grade.
Yeah, but Norway is cold, too...
A guy who works out that much is going to be correcting everyone's form. It's not the patriarchy lmao. Guys do it for other guys all the time.
I'd actually like it if more people would correct form. Even some trainers just don't care when they see new members working out with a form that's just waiting for a disc to pop or their shoulders to snap
See, even if your advice/knowledge is100% logical/practical, telling a women they’re wrong in some way is a misogynistic attack, before even considering it’s actual validity.
Smh
People should lose the ego, listen, & learn.
Women do it as well, I honestly love it when we're all helping each other out and train hard but safe.
ive been lifting for a fatty minute, but imo, people dont want your advice unless they explicitly ask for it. i kinda feel condescending, even if i see someone doing something completely ridiculous. if they wanted correction or help, theyd ask
It’s 50/50 man. Some people would like the help & appreciate it, others wanna be left alone
That organic protein shake line went clean over their heads 😂
Sadly I needed you to explain . As I missed it too
@@stephenjemyers cumshots!😛
@@stephenjemyers organic protein shake in this context is a euphemism for semen.
@@stephenjemyers semen bro
Shot over their head 💦 😄
That protein shake being “organic” flew over the audiences head.
Underrated!
What did the "organic" mean? Sorry I am stupid.
@@WheelsRCool See Whey protein is made from cow milk. And nowadays cows are being injected by a lot of synthetic substances. Now those synthetic substances harm tje cows body including its milk.
So When it is organic it means that the cow has not been injected with any synthetic substances. The cow is grass fed and is healthy. Which also effects the milk it produces and obviously healthy whey will be coming from that cow.
It is basically one of the problems existing in the supplement industry which keeps us consumers worried.
So if a protein is organic it basically means that cow has not been injected with any synthetic substance.
Lastly you are not STUPID. YOU ARE JUST UNAWARE. Which is fine
This confusion was with me as well when I started weight training.
@@Ayyar13Sid i don't think that's what she meant with organic protein, i think she wanted his organic protein shake he was making between his legs
@@Ayyar13Sid wtf?
Why is no one talking about how her "dumb" voice automatically transitions to an American accent
Because the guy was American :)
@@ElenaGabrielle Mic drop!
Coincidence? I think not
Nevermind the fact that Americans earn that accent every. Single. Day.
I think it's actually quite common for Australians to use American accents when pretending to be dumb...
Can I just say that as a guy, I felt surprisingly humbled by her comedic act? I never thought of love making as quirky and adorable and for the first time I got to see what some women have to compromise / deal with as well. Was definitely smiling all the way through this xD. You have a new fan in me, Elena!! ❤️
Nothing is funnier than a completely honest woman who finds life funny!!
The stress of being the one to have to choose the sex playlist is so fucking real.
Just choose the speed of the EDM depending on what you are looking for :)
I guess im fortunate enough to not have to worry about that. How would the John Wick playlist work out of curiosity. The club scene specifically in the first film?
L'impératrice Sonate Pacifique.
You are my high demon
Let it happen Tame impala
Childish Gambino Redbone
You have to respect that for a self-proclaimed dumb guy the dude played to his strengths: "you choose I go naked in shower!"
@@lililagafeuse Thank youu, I'll also add
Quincy Jones - Summer In The City
Sade - Paradise
Jessie Ware - In Your Eyes
Simply Red - Sunrise
As a woman it's hard to find a female comedian who tells it like it is AND is funny. She is one who does both. Love her!
Thank you!!! 🥳
True story! I'm still looking.
True most of them are disgusting, but this was actually funny.
Oh yes, definitely! I was laughing my head off and she felt so confident yet relatable on the topic. Nice discovery on YT today.
I agree 💯%
“What am I doing with my life at 3am in the morning”
Me watching this at 3am: 👁👄👁
Your comment made me look at the time....What does going through the comment section after seeing the video at 3 AM mean for my life? Glad I'm not alone...cheers! ^_^
OMG Same I basically don't know anything at this point to explain how I ended up watching this late in the night.
Yo same lol
she's funny but i just could not stop looking at her shoes, like damn
Gorgeous right, me too!
Oooh look 💎 shinyyy, oooh! Pretty!
I don't know if the audience didn't get this joke, but I laughed
"You wanna come back to my place for protein shake?"
"Definitely euphemism, probably organic, right?"
I thought the same!!!!!
Damn they missed it😂
I got it😂😂😂
I get it now lmao.
OMG😂🤣
It's near impossible to comfortably ride a buff guy. The width of my hips can't compete with years of weekly leg days.
I’m fucking rolling 🤣😂🤣😂
So true 😂
Flex his legs 45` and turn around x)
Ride away
😆😆😆
That's just gnarly
Choosing music for sexy time is literally the underrated stressful thing out there 💯
underrated or stressful? like is it great or not
Judging by my experience and the comment section, this woman hit on some truth and made it funny. This is the kind of comedy that will stand the test of time. Kudos.
I bet all the men in the audience are just smiling and all the women laughing
Why do you think so ?
@@lomicwind because as a guy that’s what I did the entire time
@@EAGLINWRX exactly 😂
Damn am not alone in this... I was just smiling 😃🤣🤣
The punchline at the end was funny asf tho 😂😂
So feminism and patriarchy lectures are for guys who are not attractive? 🤣
No, they are for guys who there is a chance you could win a fight with
Lol just take a joke
Basically, yes, you would be surprised what you could get away with if women find you hot.
Facts
Exactly what I was thinking g
I'm 11 months late to the party, but I swear...Ali's specials are literally, perfect. To breakdown and freely share that emotion and then bring the crowd back with the speedo cook comment. Perfect timing all the way throughout! My dude can't miss!!
Wow! Its been ages since I've found a comedian who's funny, likable and a great storyteller!
Love this video :)
Yay! Thank you!
Thats Volkswagen joke had me dead omg! Hilarious
Fam🤣🤣🤣
Ngl that ad hits differently
It was good
"Essen mein sheiza"
Jokes about our glorious Volkswagen are not funny. This woman is not funny. Jokes are also not funny. I have to go to work now at the Volkswagen Fabrik in Wolfsburg.
"U wanna come back to my place for some protein shakes ?" IM DED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
thats honestly the best one liner of all time lol
ay that's a vibe
imma try this one now
Lol I'm definitely using this one with my gf in the first opportunity I got
I would've been serious with it lol.
This entire set had me howling with laughter. Very funny.
She's so cute and honest, us men love it when women are finally honest about how dating and sex really is. No exaggeration or bashing just their honest point of view
Date someone on your fitness level - honestly best advice out there!
Thanks for making us laugh Elena 💜 you make things better for us 😂
🤣🤣💯
So true!!!
Most people do. We all try not to trade down.
Finally a routine with a valuable lesson at the end.
You know actively trying to be healthy and work out is attractive itself, if youre a chunky buzzard dont worry about it if youre trying.
I have to confess that I laughed and learned too.
Me too bro, me too
Me too brother
Same! She's so funny🤣
I’m with ya 🤣
I stopped eating carbs and i'm so scared now
Not only was this funny for the ladies it was also hilariously insightful for us guys 😄👍
Keep doing what you're doing Girl!
I haven’t actually laughed that much from a stand up in a long time. You are fucking hilarious and not “just for a woman”, you are an amazing comedian....period 😉😂
She knows how to wear a pair of jeans.
Right?! I’m fascinated and I don’t understand why lol
@@honeyartstudios it's cuz she's thicc.
I know how to put on pants too
You just put your legs in its not thathard
@@seftonharrison3993 for some people it is
“Like a moth to a fuck boi flame”😂😂😂😂😂 I’M ROLLING!
A mesmerizing glow to be sure... followed by a burn that can only be treated by the magic of penicillin😅
Imagine the awkwardness when watching with your sister,mum and wife but ended laughing our asses off in the end 😂😂😂
I just found you today in UA-cam, i enjoyed every bit of your performance and i got a lot inspired from you of how one can actually be very open, and free while performing their art , without fearing judgements! Thank you so much ❤️
This has more educational material than 20 years of life experience.
She is quickly becoming my favorite comedian. The accent sells it...
And her delivery too
But what is her name, I can’t find anywhere anywhere? Sorry if that sounds dumb 🤦🏻♀️
@@robin31165 are you dumb? Just look at the name of the channel
What accent?
Is she from the land down under?
I just burst out laughing throughout! THANK YOU for brightening my day! You are phenomenal and I am glad to stumble upon this🤣
I started going to the gym and this routine is in my head nearly every time.
Morale of the story: Date someone on your fitness level. 😂
*moral. Sorry. Morale is what you build ...
Normally when I watch these stand-up bits, I figure the story is mostly made up with some elements of truth. However, when she said he has a 'beast mode' playlist on his premium Spotify, I knew it was a real story, haha, because I listen to that exact playlist when I work out. Great set, haha!
Fucking same.
What’s in the playlist?
My Playlist is titled "Pr pushing" lol
Dude any real gym goer has their own gym playlist
same😭😭 that part made me realize she was being honest...
*This* is the level of confidence I wish to have one day...
Holy crap this session was fun to listen too! You’re brilliant lady!
I love it when I discover a comedian I didn't know then go down the rabbit hole 😂 Subscribed!
SAME HAHA
Facts 😂
This whole set is hilarious. All these stories exactly describe the awkwardness of sex perfectly. I could relate to all this shit she was saying. Very funny.
This was actually funny. You have a good sense of humor and story telling.😇
Bro her confidence is unreal, much respect
Elena always doing stand-up in stilettos like the absolute mad woman she is 🥰
No cap. When she sang "Let It Go", it sounded well
okay... but i just to emphasize how beautiful her singing voice...
WE NEED FULL VERSION OF LET IT GO, MA'AM
I love her truthfulness,she goes hard as hell!!!
"You wanna go back to my place for some protein shake?"
... How did that pickup line work, lol. He had game though, haha.
When you're hot, you don't need a good pickup line
Muscles
Honestly I could not stop staring at how amazing she’s looks in those jeans🔥👀
Agree. Nothing better than a nice pair of tight Jean's
Same
I know! She rocks the tight jeans and heel power combo like a queen 👑
I taught they were spray on
Jeans and heels are the best. So sexy.
its so refreshing to see an authentic women talk and joke and educate us men.
Saw your show live long time ago laughed my ass off 😂😂😭keep it up girl👏👍💪💪
Ultimately this is the best ted-talk , gym motivational podcast I've ever listened to, learned a lot personally as a guy and literally you're the only female comic whose jokes about sex are funny, others are just fucking cringe
"Date someone with ur fitness level" *omg* 😂😂😂😂😂
YUP 😎. That minimal effort shit gets old QUICK! 😆
Very true :)
Hahaha not me !! I’m hot but I’m unfit, I need someone fitter then me, always go for someone fitter hahaha, I can suck a good dick and cook a good feed but I wish I was a little fitter 😇🥰
@@juicylucy6488 sounds like your lazy when it comes to exercise
Most people do. Who wants to trade down?
She has a nice singing voice.
Get it Goldie Locks!! I’m married and had a shitty day. I needed every bit of this story! All of my joy is vicarious
that lose yourself part killed me 😂 istg
I started crying and my mom was like wtf are you laughing at... How was I supposed to explain Elena😅
I literally stopped watching another comedian midway when I saw this woman had a new video. Love Elena, she is hilarious.
Minimal effort, maximum gain
🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious. Thank you for that. Great storytelling, well-timed punchlines!
Starfishing for the win because then you don't have to worry about this: When you're on top and they're like "faster baby" and you start internally panicking because you're already going as fast as you can😂😑
Your boss is like, "we got and flow chart" and you're like, "I got one right here". 💀💀💀💀💀💀
And?
Love how she realize the double standard. 😂 worth the watch
Every dude in the audience: *pulls out notebook.*
Her voice and accent is so nice, anyone else?
"Without alcohol, you wouldn't have a population?"
*visible confusion
She's In Oslo and she's practically mocking the viking alcohol culture (Scandinavian Alcohol culture)
Scandinavians are more shy and alcohol is probably the #1 reason why people get together.
I live in Sweden and Norway has the hottest women on the planet. I think it wouldn't be a problem. The UK on the other hand...
The confusion comes from you putting a question mark on a sentence that wasn’t a question.
Why'd u phrase that as a question?
LMAOOO the German commercials
got me dead !! 😂😂😂😂
Oh man, this lady is so funny. I love her!
“Like a moth drawn to the fuckboy flame.”
That was beautiful.
Dating someone on your fitness level is definitely real advice. Don't try be someone you're not. Not to say don't aspire to be more fit, just don't pretend.
I don't no why this video was suggested to me but I'm loving it. 😂😂😂
Algorithms. I think I got this because I sometimes watch videos on nutrition, gym and exercise.
Same! I watch stand up and all things nutrition and fitness. I'm not complaining. 😂
Who says women can't do stand up? This one was one of the best I've seen, and I've seen a lot.
Oh my god these taught me way more than school could ever teach
She has the cutest accent!
On behalf of the council, I thank this women for this valuable knowledge and insight.
Wow this was savage, epic! What a energy in this performance! And also perfectly understandable even for someone like me who's not english. Loved it!
You have a new subscriber
This took me from mildly amused to pretty much dying with laughter by thee end. Gotta get myself down to one of your shows!
I think this is my favorite story by far! You fucking KILLED ME with eminem. If this were mortal kombat, that was a fucking fatality. I love your sense of humour
It's actually my favourite as well, loved telling this story onstage, it was released on our online special last year and now I was finally able to post it
@@ElenaGabrielle I'm going to have to look more into that! I've been trying to find more videos of you and blake 👀😁
Finally....some true goddamn honesty with good comedic sense besides. I like her.😁
And she's cute.🙃😘
I love her comedy. Cracks me the fuck up EVERYTIME! 🤣🤣🤣
That was a solid skit! I would have brought up you and those jokes time and again bc they were smooth and rightfully funny. thanks
This girl needs more recognition !!! Whenever u perform, it's always laughing and learning 😂😂 XOXO ❤️❤️
Every single episode is about sex. EVERY SINGLE ONE. I love this channel😂😂
Well they say write what you know 🤷🏼♀️😂
@@ElenaGabrielle At least in Finland there's a saying that "you talk about what you're missing" (a rough translation). So either what you say or... 😁
@@Garbox80 In this case she's a woman and controlling if/when sex happens is their domain. I like your comment though!
This may be one of the best stand-ups i have ever seen
Fuck this was hilarious. 😂🤣
Brilliant story! Funny enough when you mentioned Spotify. I said I bet it’s Loose yourself. Just randomly the first song that popped into my head.
Near the end it was LMAO!
I'm on a marathon for True Dating Stories. Just want to let you know Elena, this video blew up on Chinese social media and we all found it absolutely hilarious haha! (4mil views on the weibo post i saw)
Oh wow! haha I read somewhere it's on there but fcccccckkk 4 million views? Can I see it from outside of china?
@@ElenaGabrielle Chinese VPN
In Germany, there is this " saying" (well, kind of. But I cannot confirm, whether there's some truth behind it :D ): Dumm f*ckt gut. (Dumb f*cks well) Just had to think about it while watching this :D
haha yes! I used to say that when I told this story in Germany. Such a great saying haha
@@ElenaGabrielle Once in a group of friends I said this sentence "Dumm f*ckt gut" ( = "Dumb f*cks well") and one girl out of the group replied: "Bei mir hat sich noch niemand beschwert" ( = "no one complaint with me yet") ...her boyfriend was roling eyes and we all where laughing! ;-) ...true story... :-)
@@Phyllomedusinae hahah, nice one...
Stimmt (meistens..) - das wars dann schon.
This girl is savagely hilarious. Why i've never heard of her before?!
Absolutely outstanding performance!
Morale of the story is you two deserve each other.
Now, you're funny. Because you made it relatable . And your mind is quick to capture the crowd atmosphere. Helps to be Australian maybe. 😂
This is the first time I saw a video of you and I loved it! I as a woman feel understood. Sex is not just the perfect romantic thing you see on tv. It's hard work😂 and, yes, I've been there myself- not knowing what to do with my hips when I'm on the guy. But now that's my favourite position 😊
That was superb. Would love to see a larger set :)
this girl is way too real 😂
The video is over and I'm still laughing , WOW great stuff🤣🤣🤣
I love that line: without alcohol, you wouldn’t have a population
Oh boy... That let it go really caught the tone...